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aintinacage · 2 months

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endless peter parker - part 12

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movedtodykedvonte · 10 months

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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

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collisvng · 4 days

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BF!jisung — Spidey Couple Texts 🕷❣️

—cw: slight swearing/suggestiveness

—an: i'm still working on a spiderhan drabble bc i'm kinda obsessed, but this will sedate me for now lol

❤️: might make spidey boi sung a sort of genre on my page tbh

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saltedpineapple · 8 months

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i wasted my time on this dsfjk,bsgakjgkjfgajk

end me

and of course i have to balance it out with fluff

i wanna squeeze lil mk

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fotibrit · 9 months

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A couple different people around New York have deduced, through one way or another, that Spider-Man is a teenager. They’ve started giving him life advice, when they see him. One even called Spider-Man “son” after buying spidey a bag of chips.

In totally unrelated news, Tony Stark has beef with a bunch of strangers throughout New York, and refuses to explain why.

#your honor peter is HIS son #these people trying to steal his spidey kid #how dare they #tony stark #iron man #peter parker #spider man #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #marvel mcu #peter parker and tony stark

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avidread3r · 10 months

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Miguel: *sigh*

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Miguel:*SIGHHH*

y/n: and why are we sighing?

Miguel: beCAUSE gwen and her little friend group said something about going somewhere and haven't returned.

y/n: maybe that's because they went somewhere and are still there? they're kids, they're just hanging out doing kid stuff.

Miguel: it's been four hours. FOUR HOURS!

y/n: I take just as long when I'm out. why are you so worried? they're fine.

Miguel: how are you not worried?

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Miguel: you've been stalking them haven't you?

Y/n: it's not stalking! I'm just keeping an eye on them and their location...and what they're doing.

Miguel: that's called stalking.

Y/n: it's called being a concerned parent Miguel!

Meanwhile the kids:

#they're trying their best #miguel 'bby girl' o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #Atsv #atsv spoilers #spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #Fanfiction #atsv imagines #atsv fic #atsv fanfiction #Obviously don't actually stalk ur kids. They're just trynna keep the kids safe cause y'know they're spidey people and fight super villains #as there are literal fucked up peeps in all the universes they go to #gwen stacy #miles morales #hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar #drathalthotz

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idk-bruh-20 · 9 months

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Something I love about Spider-Man as a character: even if there's no big villain to fight, he's still a hero.

On days when there's no crime at all, he's out helping someone carry their groceries or giving directions to someone who's lost. He doesn't need anything negative to fight; he's just actively trying to make the world a safer, kinder, better place. That's what makes him a hero.

#friendly neighborhood spider-man you know #where most other heroes are kind of the 'rise to the occasion' types #like 'the world is in danger I must battle the forces of evil'#spidey's just over here like: imma go do the best that I can to improve the world #no baddies necessary #peter parker #spider-man #thoughts #also not to be an irondad freak on main but #tony does a lot of good things in the world separate from fighting villains too #like holding orphaned babies and giving $ to college kids #and I love that about the two of them. I think they're brilliantly matched in the mcu as mentor and mentee #cough father and son cough #anyone who disagrees may die by my sword #queueueueue

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theshadowrealmitself · 1 year

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You know what I haven’t seen yet? Which I think we’re all missing out on?

I haven’t seen any fics where all these things happen:

Peter Parker and Eddie Brock become roommates

Eddie has the venom symbiote (maybe it’s the version where Eddie is the first one to have it, maybe it’s a version where Peter had it first before Eddie got it)

Peter recognizes that Eddie is Venom (maybe from having it previously)

and Peter starts secretly helping Eddie deal with it (because not only can a person get phenethylamine supplements in real life, a chemical Venom needs which is why he eats people, but Peter Parker can definitely science something up)

Maybe Eddie Brock has a crush on his roommate, maybe he’s just really glad to have this friend around now who doesn’t judge him for his odd behaviors stemming from Venom, either way he’s just nervous about letting his roommate find out about him

And the whole time Peter Parker is Aware™️ and is constantly putting supplements in his food and making sure there’s chocolate in the apartment to help curb his cannibalistic urges

#Spiderman #spider-man #spider man #peter parker #eddie brock #venom #venom symbiote #peter/Eddie #?#spideyvenom #I hope those are the correct tags for them #obviously I don’t meant any versions of kid spidey #not in this household.

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iwasbored777 · 10 months

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I want Gwiles to be canon not cuz I ship them with my heart and soul but bc the ships I root for NEVER end happily. Just let me have this one thing.

#don't even get me started on superhero ships #the only two i ever loved before gwiles were starmora and whatever the ship name for andrew's spidey and emma's gwen were #and remember how both of those ended #usually a woman breaks her neck in superhero relationships #they didn't have gwen tell miles that she might die if they become a couple for nothing #but they can be happy please the writers you spent two fucking movies setting them up don't just quit now when you're so close #they deserve to get married in another dimension and have two kids charlotte and max #it's canon event #spider man across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #gwiles #gwen stacy #miles morales #spiderverse #spider man beyond the spider verse #beyond the spiderverse

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sciderman · 7 months

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kids these days... they don't know... they don't know wade wilson was an anime boy...

youtube

also this clip is not in the above video but (obligatory)

personally, i love him (i am in love with him)

my beloved dearest spider-man fanboy silly silly whomst i love so much

#i do the research i do the reading. there is not a single obscure piece of deadpool media i have not consumed.#i am so upset it's so difficult to find clips of the sequel series . future avengers. there's such a good episode in that with wade.#guess i gotta do it the old fashioned way.. find it and screenshot it...#but it's like him sacrificing his life to save some kids and its very sexy of him. everyone thinks he's scum and annoying but he #he's... hbbess. a heroooo.....#sci speaks #japan loves deadpool #real talk when i started here in this spideypool hell the majority of spideypool content was from japan and w #was based around the spider-man and deadpool from this series. and it's cute. it's really cute #have you seen the peter parker from this series???? he's so CUTE #in his little labcoat... little nerd... so cute...#wade and peter never interact in this series. neither do deadpool and spider-man b #but deadpool has the biggest fanboy crush on spidey in this series its so silly.#Youtube

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panstarry · 10 months

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spider-ade 🍋💥‼️

#pan draws #oc: spider-ade #spidersona #spider-verse #into the spider-verse #across the spider-verse #haven't heard that name in a fawking while. made em back in 2018 drew them again for a zine in 2019 and then they went to sleep for 4 years #in the time since they have gone on T & gotten a new haircut & changed pronouns how niceys ! they also started and failed a business woohoo #canon event is that their lemonade stand got run over as a kid SLASH JOKING #itsv #atsv #spidey #havent seen the movie but i know the gist of everything that happens in it. real xinheads will know that i was a spiderpunk fan FIRST

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synth-spinner · 1 year

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Love those e-1048 goobers to death.. inspired by @milimeters-morales ' idea of teo getting another cat in honour of miles and peter gets to co own it like miles co owns spider-man the cat (original)

#SO SILLAYYY #i love them so much.. my fabourite spideys for realsies #the cats are best frands and are so cuddlepilled joyouscels together #and also this is peter microdosing on taking care of a kid..#insomniac spiderman #ps4 spiderman #ps5 miles morales #ps4 peter parker #spiderman ps4 #spiderman

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movedtodykedvonte · 10 months

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I hope The Spot gets to die as a himself like pre-powers. It’s likely he’s gonna destroy himself trying to destroy Spider-man (I think he’s gonna for the mythos of the hero not just Miles, if the flash forward is any prediction) cause he’s either not gonna be able to handle the full effects of his abilities it and needs to be saved but it’s too late for him or does some not fully redeeming sacrifice as he realizes he didn’t have to resort to villainy and doesn’t want to go out with people fearing him rather than respecting.

It’d make the point that anyone can be Spider-man under the mask string as it’d point out that depending on circumstances anyone could become anything. In this case none of them would know The Spot personally or even in passing as Johnathan Ohnn, so seeing a complete stranger, someone who could of been anyone, defeated at the end of the battle would invoke a lot with the random chance and fate that comes along with being Spider-man if not just going through life rather than the adherence to canon events that is trying to be pushed on characters.

I feel like giving the Spot his face back would just make the climax feel more complete, an odd commentary on being true to oneself even if it is past your time.

#cause like every other Spidey villain spiderman usually knew or came to know as Peter #Norman and the goblin harry and the hobgoblin #Felicia and black cat etc #Johnathan wants to be spider mans personal enemy but knows nothing about him if it was for his abilities #like he probably just thinks he is scared of the police captain dying cause he failed to save people or that he’s fond of law enforcement #cause I am certain if he knew Miles was spiderman The Spot would call him that #to fuck with him by knowing his identity #but i digress I think it would show that it really wasn’t personal #cause the spot hated what he became and lost and placed the blame on someone close to the incident but ultimately had nothing to do with it #yeah he blew it up but who was just fucming around with dark matter like wtf John #it’d be rad to have Johnanthan like see Miles face for the first time and be like ur just a kid wat did I almost due gaining some of the #humanity be lost back only to not being able to rectify it cause honestly I’d be horrified if I found out my enemy couldn’t even drive yet #LEGALLY #johnathan ohnn #the spot #miles morales #atsv #itsv #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #into the spiderverse #atsv spoilers

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zarthhearth · 1 year

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Friendship

Spidey and His Amazing Friends

#spiderman #spider ghost #spider gwen #gwen stacy #kid arachnid #miles morales #spiderverse #spidermonth2023 #i loved drawing those spidey suits #marvel #my fanart #spidey and his amazing friends

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phoenixcatch7 · 1 year

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I know 'person with secret to hide spots other person with secret to hide but doesn't say anything' is like. Thee trope in superhero crossovers, but come on! Some of these guys have been doing this for decades! There's tons of heroes that have gone to pretty extreme lengths to be Completely Imperceptible in civilian life.

Don't you think it's scarier, after all is said and done, to sit there and think I didn't notice a thing? I wouldn't have ever realised? I would never have known? To know that someone you were familiar with - close with, even! - had this whole other personality and skillset and powers and experiences and life just behind the curtain, and they hid it so completely you didn't even see it was there.

'I always knew there was something off' what if you didn't. How world shaking would it be to be so utterly blindsided? To know that this person had somehow learned to so deceptive?

#Strongly inspired by the dp x dc where Danny knows what up IMMEDIATELY or a bat clocks Danny as super suspicious within mins of meeting #Or the amount of reveal fics caused by the hero slipping up in some stupid way and getting themselves doxxed against their will #Like come on!! Full time heroes like superman or batman or Spidey go to great lengths to construct an entirely separate civilian persona!#And yes I know they've had their idiot moments when it comes to their identities but they've kept their secret rock solid for irl DECADES #What's an identity reveal without drama!! Shake it up! Stir the pot! Not a slow and gradual build up of suspicion and stress #But two high speed trains coming at right-angles and the audience is the only one who can see the incoming crash #Twist the knife in if you want. Make it HURT. Make it completely rewrite what they believed.#Short ID reveals are great for this because you can SEE the ripple effects spreading out as the story ends. Just BANG.#But also no ID reveal at all. The main character goes through the story regularly interacting with and developing character right alongside #A hero in hiding and no one is ever the wiser. You're a worker in WE fending off attempts to steal your inventions and Bruce Wayne #Invites you to his office to discuss security and he walks you back to your office when you get nervous about a break in.#You're struggling with school bullies and getting into trouble over your photography hobby and Peter Parker is right there alongside #You complaining about rich kids and fiddling with the outdated finicky lenses you got from the school.#You're a reporter unpicking a mystery scandal and you ask resident tank Clark Kent if he's able to play bodyguard if you go somewhere shady #The reader knows. No one else notices a thing.#And besides focusing on the civilian side is a nice change of pace! Let's see how they manage leading double lives!#What do I even tag this #batman #superman #Marvel #Dcu #spiderman #secret identity #identity reveal #long tags #captain marvel #miraculous ladybug #I know I know #hero and villain

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ljlokijinx · 8 months

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Spider-man, on a boring patrol, checking his phone.

Clint, who's been tasked with bringing him into SHIELD after no other agent could: *shoots him with a sedative arrow*

Spidey: *pulling out the arrow and handing it back* You must've slightly missed your target, try again :)

Clint: *proceeds to shoot him again*

Spidey: *gives it back* Ah, third times the charm, I hope you hit it this time.

Clint:*shoots him again*

Spidey: Look man, I appreciate your determination, but maybe you should find a professional target place because you could hurt someone.

Clint: *now panicking bc this guy has taken 3 portions of sedatives for Steve and should be dead rn, so he shoots him again*

Spidey: *grabs the arrow and throws it back at Clint, hitting the bow and breaking it.* Man that's just fucking rude-

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