Lockwood: Lucy, I've been thinking.
Lucy:
Lockwood: I know that's dangerous, but just bear with me.
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A: You lied!
B: I would never lie.
B: I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation.
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Daffy: Ok, but imagine if it was true, Tina. Imagine if you can come back [from the dead] and take out five people, who caused you to sthuffer. Who whould they be?
Tina: I only get five?
Daffy: [looks up at her] I've remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Tina?
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THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | S01E02 ‘Deep Throat’
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This is what I imagine Scully had to deal with at 9:00am every morning when she walked into work and saw Mulder prepping his little slideshow for her
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Mulder, drunk texting Scully: You’re the hottest girlfriend I’ve ever had
Scully: I’m your wife
Mulder: OMG THAT’S AWESOME
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2628
Happy new year~ (Dialogue from The X-Files.)
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Leo: Imagine you could take out five people who annoyed you. Who would you choose?
Raph: I only get five?
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Nightcrawler: Did you really save the world…?
Mystique: Mostly I was saving my own ass. Just happened that the world was in the same spot.
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Rodolphus: Bellatrix, I've been thinking
Bellatrix:
Rodolphus: I know that's dangerous, but just bear with me
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Gordon: Why would I make others so uncomfortable?
Vanessa: Probably has to do with your reputation.
Gordon: I have a reputation?
Vanessa: People feel your methods are—
Vanessa:
Gordon:
Vanessa: Spooky?
Gordon:
Gordon: Do you think I’m spooky?
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The Question: Why would i make them so uncomfortable?
Huntress: Probably has to do with your repution.
The Question; i have a repution?
Huntress: They feel your methods, your theories are…..
The Question: Spooky? Do you think im spooky?
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Caine: He put the whammy on him.
Pomni: Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy.
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Somebody needs to invent Goodreads but for fanfic. I wanna see what you guys are reading. I want to be able to look at my reading stats at the end of the year. I want a better TBR system than keeping 1,000 tabs open on my phone between AO3, Gossamer, X-Libris, etc.
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