Kipps: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Lockwood: The finest in London.
*George and Lucy vigorously nodding*
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Lucy: Did you really have to stab Kipps?
Lockwood: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Lucy: *sighs* What did he say to you?
Lockwood: He said “what are you gonna do? stab me?”
Lucy: ..fair enough
Kipps *getting patched up in the distance*: no its not fair!
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shades of georgie
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Every Locklyle fic with Skull is like:
Lucy: Can I ask you for relationship advice?
The Skull, preparing a wheel of fortune where the only two options are ‘communicate’ and ‘kill him’: Yeah, sure go ahead.
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I think my Lockwood & Co hyperfixation is back so here is the trio as things me and my friends have said
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Lucy: You don't want Lockwood to die
Lucy: And I don't want Lockwood to die
Lucy: So now we've just gotta make sure Lockwood doesn't want Lockwood to die
George: Fantastic plan, but have you met Lockwood
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Kidnapper: we have your girlfriend.
Lockwood: my what now?
Kidnapper: short girl? Auburn hair? Carries a skull in a jar?
Lockwood: oh, Lucy! yeah, you don't have her, she has you. good luck.
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Lucy: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Lockwood: You and me!!!
Lucy, tearing up: Okay.
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Lockwood: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Lucy: It was me...
Lockwood: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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George: This afternoon, Lucy and Lockwood were arguing over which supplies to bring to tonight’s job and he picked up a grenade and let me tell you...
Holly: What?
George: When Lucy yelled “Put that shit back” so loud, you know what I did?
Holly: You put your own shit back didn’t you?
George: I put my own shit back — I was in an entirely different room — and I put my shit back.
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Lucy: I’m going to kick your ass.
Lockwood: I’d like to see you try.
Lucy: Saturday. Noon. The usual place.
Lockwood: Deal. Loser pays for dinner and a movie.
George: Can’t you guys just ask each other out normally?
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