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teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions · 9 months

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Chris: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK Sexy roleplay, but I’d get way too into it...

Peter: What- how?

Chris: You’d be like “Come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18”

Peter: I love you so much. You're so damn cute!?!-

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luxthestrange · 10 months

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KNY Incorrect quotes#45 I DONT THINK SO

Muzan*approaching the angered you*Waaait wait-wait, wait! Hold on a second!

Kokushibo*confused, then severe*Uh, Muzan? What are you doin'?

Muzan*theatrically, down on one knee, proposal-style*Y/n L/N Demonic Dragon ... would you do me the honor of becoming... my bride?

The Twelve Moons are dumbfounded; Kokushibo gulps, his mouth falling wide open. You paused for a beat before responding. Broadway farce-style music begins, the dialogue falling into the music's pattern rhythm

Demon!Y/n: I don't think so!

Muzan*milking it* Y/n!, please. I know what you're thinking: "We're too different." "It'll never work." "What will the children look like?"

Cut back to Kokushibo, who is still frozen with shock, mouth wide open

Demon!Y/n*disgusted*Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature!

Muzan*backing up against the wall*Listen to me! The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to a hill of termites in this nutty circle-of-life thing. And so I ask you: If not now, when? If not me, who? *miserably; pleading*I'm lonely!

Douma*tapping him on the shoulder; sniffling, putting the best face on his shattered emotions* Can I be your best man?

Akaza*Who's Loyalty is to whoever is the strongest, Backing you up*I say we skip the wedding and go straight to the buffet!

Part 8 of

https://www.tumblr.com/luxthestrange/722290112654934016/kny-incorrect-quotes44?source=share

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luxthestrange · 10 months

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KNY Incorrect quotes#44 Fire Opals

After Mugen Train Arc...but you coming in the last minute to save your soon-to-be husband, Akaza of course threw Muzan under the bus saying he wanted Kyojuro to be a demon to get you to return...while also saying this could be the chance to get rid of Douma-

Demon!Y/n*Laying Injured Kyojuro on their lap as they bandage him and smile...the light of day reflecting his eyes, completely enamored by them*...Boy, your eyes are like fire opals...Gee! Huh...That's pretty corny, though, huh?

Kyojuro*Taken aback as his completely cut off-guard by your face in the sunlight and the compliment* NO!-N...no, not at all, Any man would like it!

Demon!Y/n*Sitting him up, Nuzzling both your foreheads with closed eyes*When we get home...I will nurse you back to help...and help you regain your strength...Just we two~

Tanjiro: Ooh, that would be wonderful!

Demon!Y/n*Blinks and looks to see a young green boy* Three? ...*Spots then a sniffling yellow boy and a...boar masked boy also crying* Five?...*A tiny pink demon child pops her head from behind the two*...Six!

Kyojuro*Smiles seeing the Group and opens arms for them to come who run up to him to cry and hug him* Oh, yes, Y/n...These are my children-I MEAN my new Tsugukos!

Demon!Y/n*Kisses his cheek making the Hashira turn completely dazed*Oh how sweet~...little ones can you watch over him...I need to take care of some ..."family" matters*Stands up with a smile...but with dragon eyes*

-In the infinity castle-

Muzan*Working in his lab, calmly*...

Demon!Y/n*Blasting the door to the palace with fire*MUZAN I WILL KILL YOU!? I WILL ABSOLUTELY KILL!?! I WILL RIP OFF EVERY HAIR OF YOUR BODY!?!

Muzan*Standing still with wide eyes*...

Demon!Y/n: I SWEAR I WILL RIP THAT MAN INTO SHREDS AND MAKE A DRESS OUTTA HIM!?*Spotted him working but felt someone picked them up*KUKOSHIBO LET ME GO!?!

Kokushibo*Holding you by your armpits*No my darling, You need to calm down! Your feeling murderous!

Part 7 of:

https://www.tumblr.com/luxthestrange/720686325508046848/kny-incorrect-quotes30-muzan-20?source=share

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luxthestrange · 1 year

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RoR Incorrect quotes#142 Pucker up Fishy

When The Greek Gods Were Invited to a festival from the human side, Promising drinks food, and entertainment...One God In particular needed to participate... and dragged like the hermit of the family he is to it

Raiden* Appears in the middle of the stage welcoming everyone*COME ONE! COME ALL! HURRY, HURRY, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE SEE THE MYSTERY AND ROMANCE~*Winks at Poseidon who is sitting with Hades and Heracles*

Poseidon*Glares at Raiden and continues to drink*

Raiden: COME ONE! COME ALL! SEE THE FINEST BEAUTY ON EARTH MAKE AN ENTRANCE TO ENTRANCE DANCE LA Y/NNNNNN...DANCE!?~*Throws a smoke bomb to the floor*

On the last word, Raiden disappears in a puff of smoke, and You appear in his place, You proceed to perform a sultry dance on the stage

Poseidon*Eyes blew wide, but returns to his usual stoic self...with eyes still glued on your figure, To Heracles* Look at that disgusting display.

Heracles*enthusiastically nods and moves bangs out his way to see you* Yes, sir!

Y/n*Giving a quick Wink to Hades*?~

Hades*Coughs into a fist averting his gaze from you...for like a minute before going back to Oggling you*...

You continue to dance, pull out a handkerchief, Jump to Posiedon's chair onto his lap, and wrap it around Poseidon's head playfully, using it to pull him closer... As you move in to kiss him

Poseidon *Is completely still as he is taken aback by your boldness as he feels your lips getting closer...he ever so slowly moves closer*...

But you jump away at the last moment with a smirk and ruffle his hair all for it to fall on his face, He yanks the handkerchief off his head with a glare and grind of teeth

Part 2 of: https://www.tumblr.com/luxthestrange/716587428763287552/ror-incorrect-quotes140-seducing-a-god?source=share

Thor: Captured

Poseidon: Captured

Heracles:NEXT

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luxthestrange · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes #501 Payback

Kinda a late realization...but I just made 500...quotes....HOLY F-i...I did not expect to do so many or that I would have so many who like the silly quotes that are in my head...Thank you to all who have supported me and become my friends...ok enough mushy stuff

After the events of https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/luxthestrange/686955897283559424?source=share

Sim*After they were able to remove Mc from their father*Now let's go back mc, now please bid my father goodbye and say "I wish you well"

Mc*Pouts but nods at him, smiling at god*I wish you well...IN HELL!HAHAHA!-

Sim*Covering the eyes and ears of Luke*😅

Raph:...😯

God:...

Mc: BURN IN HELL!HEHEHEHE!*gives him the double bird*

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