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hi! i just came by your work last night, loved it! stayed up reading it! 11/10 *cheff kiss* Are you up for a petition? maybe another mizuxreader, perhaps villainxhero kinda situation. the reader could be one of the money/sex hungry affiliated with the white man (not a white men herself but like a lap dog of someone with higher power than Abijah Fowle). instead of mizu taking Fowler she takes the *reader*, keeps her alive and makes her speak 7u7 maybe scream. they end up helping each other in the end after much fighting. ofc adding some nsfw there pfff if that wasnt obvious.

hope you see this! lmfao

Omg, yes!! Genius. This set something ablaze inside me (especially since I love witty villain characters). I was thinking about making this a one shot tho, but if yall want a second part tell me, and i'll try. Try. Anyways, this'll be more lighthearted than my other works. Oh, and I'm sorry if this isn't how you imagined the story to go. I interpreted some of the originaly show's story, but mostly I just wen't along with what's the easiest to get my own story going, and I probably got some cannon info wrong too, but please don't yell at me lmao.

Btw!! I'm really glad i got a request!! So thank you! If anyone has any other ideas, I'd be glad to try and working with it!!

Okay, enjoy!!

ℕ𝕖𝕜𝕠 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕤𝕥.

When Mizu pulled up to tea with Heji Shindou, instead of the half-blad old guy, she was faced with you. Some woman in strange clothing. It seemed like it was a mix of western clothing, and some japanese casual wear. You even had your hair down, letting it flow freely. How unusual.

"Ah, the infamous samurai who is tearing through anyone in his way!" You say with a smirk on your face, opening up your arms. "Come, come. Oh, and I see you've bought a dog too." You add, looking smugly at Taigen.

"How dare-" He starts, but gets shut down by Mizu quickly, and the two follow you to sit down.

"So, I've heard you're after the white men, huh?" You say, not sitting on your knees, but sitting down criss-cross style. "Why? What is it that you're after? Money?" You ask, starting to pour some tea.

"I don't need things like that. I have a vow. I swore revenge." Mizu says simply. "And what is it that you need from me?"

"Oh, nada." You shrug. "I'm just willing to offer a deal." You shoot the both of them a smirk. "I'd love to have that fat bastard dead too! My loyalty isn't with him at all!" You say it like it's the most exciting thing ever. "You see, that sack of shit has everything in the world! Money, power, connections...and he's still complaining! Ha! Meaning, he doesn't deserve it." You say as you lift your tea and take a sip. "I, on the other hand, would take much better care of his privilages."

"So you want me to kill him so you can take his place?" Mizu asks, highly suspicious. She glances at Taigen, who is still giving you a dirty look for your comment from earlier.

"Yap." You nod, tossing down your cup. "Fowler wouldn't be an easy target, so without my help, you could already start planning your funeral." You say, but now a small dangerous glint appears in your eyes.

"And why should I trust you?" Mizu asks, her eyes narrowing at you, but your smirk doesn't falter.

"You shouldn't. Didn't you mother tell you not to trust strangers?" You say with a chuckle and Mizu rewards it with a small glare. A small, but cold one. "Still, it's up to you. Do you wanna kill that bastard so much you're willing to take the risk?"

"And how do we know this is not an ambush? That you won't just kill us if we say no?" Taigen cuts in, putting his hands on the table which you reward with your smile getting smugger.

"Oh, please." You put your hands up in defense. "You really think I'd waste weapons and men on you?" You say, looking him straight in the eye. "And besides, you won't say no." You look back at Mizu. "My deal has only benefits for you. You'll just have to gulp down some self respect."

Mizu raises an eyebrow. "What do you mean?" She can't deny, having someone close to Fowler himself helping her would be a huge positive, but...you just seem so sly. Like a cat.

"Ah, you see, I can get you inside Fowler's little residence." You stand up to pull of a blanket off a big barrel. "You'd fit inside quite well. You're a scrawny thing anyways." You say with a taunting smirk.

"It's a trap!" Taigen says to Mizu right away, but Mizu seems unfazed and steps closer. "How exactly would you get me inside?"

"Aw, I wanted that one to be a surprise." You say with a mock pout. "Fowler thinks I'm out getting a good deal on sake, and I kinda am." You take the barrel's to of, revealing that it's half full of sake. "I'd have you delivered right to his nose."

"You'd die." Taigen cuts in again, and Mizu can see your eye twitch at that.

"Could you shut your lil' pet up? The adults are talking." You say, your smirk disappearing.

"She's obviously untrustworthy!" Taigen draws his sword on a whim, but he's met with a revolver to his head right away.

"Don't try that shit with me." You say, tilting your head at him, but you then seel Mizu's blade at your nape. "Touché." You mutter.

"So what now?" You ask with a smirk breaking out on your face again. "Kill me and lose your only chance at killing the man you swore to slay down? Ha! Go on then." You say, glancing over at your shoulder at her, and you see Mizu tense up.

Suddenly, you feel a sharp pain in your head and you fall to the ground. Mizu hit you with the hilt of her blade, stripping you of your conciousness.

The next thing you see is a capmfire and a siluette around you. As you blink a lot to clear your vision, you notice Mizu and as you look down, ropes around you. She tied you up.

"So you didn't kill me after all." You say out loud, getting Mizu's attention. "The other guy? The one with a bald spot and a funny glare. The dog." You look around.

"Away." Mizu shrugs simply. It's the truth though, Ringo is away in a nearby town, getting supplements for the road, and she left Taigen with a promise of a later duel.

"So...What is you plan now, big bad samurai? Try and torture me into telling you shit? Ha!" You say, wriggling in the ropes.

"I'm planning to exchange you for information." Mizu says simply, staring at the campfire. "I'm sure Heji Shindo would like to have you back."

You grit your teeth. "That old fucker doesn't give a shit about anything but his money and his dick. I'm sure that power hungry bastard is happy I'm gone." You say, scoffing. "But go on, try." Suddenly, you realize something. "What did you do with my gun?" You ask in a hurry, trying to feel around at your hilt.

Suddenly, Mizu lifts your gun, holding it between two fingers. "This?" She asks, looking at you from the corner of her eyes.

"Don't you dare lose it! I want it back when you're done with me!" You stomp your foot as much as you can.

"You know, for someone talking so big earlier, you're quite pissy now." Mizu says, rolling her eyes and you huff in response.

Then...as you glanced back at the fire, you noticed a small pot, boiling. You tried to lift yourself to see what's in it, but the ropes didn't allowed you to.

"...if I starve to death, I'm just gonna be a waste, you know." You mumble under your nose, and Mizu snorts. She then reaches for the pot, and pours out some what seems like soup into a small bowl and she puts it beside you.

You stare at the bowl, your eye twitching. "I can't reach it." You say, your eyebrows creasing together and she just looks at you with a small, amused grin.

"Huh." She says, leaning back on her hands. "Really?" She taunts you. Oh, this woman is horrible. Fine, you think. In one swift motion, you move your leg as much as you're able, and kick the bowl, spilling it all on Mizu.

Mizu's eyes widen and she looks down on her clothes. "...oh, you little bitch." She hisses at you.

"Come, kill me then!" You stick out your tongue childishly.

"You know damn well I could!" Mizu huffs back, throwing the bowl at you.

"Ha-ha, your whole little quest depends on me!" You laugh right into her face and wriggle your legs. Mizu almost growls at you and suddenly she picks up your gun again, and holds it above the fire, threathening to drop it.

"No!" You yell out, and fall forward, and bite into her ankle. Mizu yanks her leg away with a hiss and reaches down to pull you up by your collar.

"Okay, what's your fucking deal?" She says from behind greitted teeth.

"What's yours?" You ask right back, snarling right back at her. "If you'd wanted to kill me, you'd have done it by now. So, want me to talk? Earn it!" You say, getting closer to her face, trying to stand your ground.

"The fuck you want?" Mizu tosses you away, and sits at a reasonable distance from you. "To have Fowler dead? Then just tell me how to get in, and where he is!"

"I want you to untie me, and hand me back my gun!" You demand, and lift your nose, refusing to look at her.

"What's so great about this gun anyways?" Mizu picks up the gun again and looks at it more closely. It's obviously a western gun with a leather grip and engravings along it's barrel in the form of some kind of bird.

You scoff in response. "That was my first gun. It's special." You say like it's the most obvious thing ever. "I will bring it with me when I finally travel aboard, away from this stuck-in-the-past land."

"Huh?" Mizu raises her eyebrows. "You wanna leave Japan? For what?" She asks mockingly.

"Because! This place isn't wide enough for my potential! After Fowler is out of the picture, I will visit take his money and go to London. Start a new life and all. I will really bloom there." You say, rolling onto your back. "People will understand me there."

Mizu narrows her eyes. "I don't think people in Japan are the problem, you're just a common lunatic." That earns a chuckle from you.

"Says the guy who is set out to kill four men he doesn't know shit about." You says, glancing at her, and Mizu can't help herself, cracks a smirk.

"You have guts to talk back to your captor, you know." She says and lifts her eyebrows in amusement. She glances up at the sky too. The stars are very bright tonight.

"You won't kill me." You say, tilting your head so that you're looking straight at her. It's just now that she notcied how nicely the stars reflect in your eyes. Your eyes now look calm, and they don't have any slyness, or mischief in them at the moment. "It wouldn't benefit you." You shrug. "And torturing me would be useless. Pain passes."

"Say," Mizu starts, looking back at the fire. "You said that you're not loyal to Fowler. So who are you loyal to?"

"Me." You say withouth hesitation. "The one who I want the best for and I trust the most is myself. I'm not loyal to any old, egostical bastard with money, like most people in this country are." Say say it with disgust. "I never was and never will be loyal to anyone else, but me."

Mizu scoffs. "What are you, a stray cat?" She asks with a hint of amusement as she looks down at you. "That just makes you even more untrustworty."

You scoff back. "Who said that I want to be trustwhorty?" You ask, rolling your eyes. "Plus, I'm free. Well, not yet, but I will be. And it's not like you can say the same."

Mizu can't help but snicker. "Is that it? Freedom? I'm free enough, thank you."

"Naaaaah." You shake your head. "You're tied down by your own revenge. It tells you where to go, what to see, what to feel...if I told you where's Fowler, you'd get going by tomorrow. Even if I told you you'd die, you'd still go. Not because you want to die, but because that's the only thing you know. Revenge and rage. You'd jump in the well if I said Fowler's at the bottom of it." You say boldly, and look her straight in the eyes before you smirk slyly.

"You think you know everything, huh?" Mizu frowns and gets up to you, grabbing you by the hair. "You know nothing of me. I need this. I will throw my life away if I have to, to finish what I've started, so I won't think twice about taking yours too."

"You're all talk about killing me. Deep down, you know you need me." You taunt her. "You won't find that bastard withouth me. I work under his arm, I could get you there soooo easily, but you're throwing it away because you get too emotional." Your smirk gets even more smug. You kinda look like a cat, Mizu notices again. A cat that has just pushed off something expensive off a shelf, breaking it, and knowing it too.

Mizu noticed that sometimes you force that smugness into your little smirks. She sees it because the corners of your lips twitch. In reality, you are scared of her, but you'd rather die than let her see that. She never met a woman like you. She doesn't know how you got to the place you are, but she respects it. And still, you kow she could take your life. You're tied up, tripped of your weapons and vulnerable, yet you still taunt her. You're very annoying but somehow she can't help but admire your bravery. But the moment you're cornerned into a corner, you hiss and scratch.

After that, she lets you go and walks to be at a good six and a half feet away from you before she lays down, and decides to sleep withouth another word. Not much time passes when Mizu stays sleepless, but she hears you snore. And for some reason, she can't help but smile. You breathe through your mouth when you sleep. It's kind of cute.

The next couple of days are spent with Mizu travelling with Ringo and Taigen, and she drags you along too. Literally. She drags you while you're tied up. During those days, you managed to talk to Ringo a lot. Most of the time he's the one who's assigned to watch over you, and it doesn't seem like he has even as much as a mean bone in his body. You could even call some of your conversations pleasent. The other two on the other hand...you sometimes talk to Mizu and you two always end up in a neck to neck situation. Mizu wants to get you to talk, but she hasn't hurt you yet. She just always threathens you, yells and curses. You just flat out insult her at every chance you get though. It's not because you hate her, persay, but because you find it funny. You're being held captive after all, you need to use every chance you get to have fun.

Currently, you are left alone for the first time in weeks, as the others left your outside of town while they get something done. When you're sure they're out of seeing and hearing range, you start to rub the ropes on your wrist against a bigger rock you've found, trying to "saw" through it. When that irritating thing finally snaps, and you begind to get yourself free, you suddenly hear a very menacing sound from behind.

"The fuck are you doing?" You turn your head and see Mizu, glaring and gripping her sword. Fuck, you think and as she charges at you. You quickly throw away the rest of your ropes, and dogde out of the way. You didn't got to where you are now withouth knowing how to stand your ground, and defending yourself...and knowing how to cheat, of course.

You jump to your feet and get behind Mizu, and with one swift, forward kick to her side, you don't just get her to grunt and almost fall, you also send your gun flying from her side. By now, you've learned that that's where she keeps it. You're still just happy she didn't outright get rid of it. As the gun slides on the cold ground, you jump after it while Mizu regains her composure, and finally obtain it once again.

"Yes!" You silently cheer to yourself and point the gun at Mizu, who just looks at you, her blade covering half her face.

You gulp. Do you really wanna fire at Mizu? Kill her even? You did kinda want to kill her and betray her at first, but now you're...not sure. Sure, she's an asshole but...over those days as being her captive, you learned some things about her...she's not as heartless and cold. She fed you herself, she managed to keep you safe, even if she kept you in robes, and she just wants revenge...she even kept your gun safe.

But you can't show weakness. That's not what you stand for, so you shoot, but aim at her leg. She dodges of course, and manages to pin you down with her blade at your neck, but your gun at her stomach.

You just stare at her eachother, panting, not sure who's gonna kill who first. Mizu stares into your eyes, seeing her own reflection in them. Suddenly she notices that familiar glint in them, and how you swallow while panting, and how nose moves when you take a deep breath...and she feels her stomach fluttering. With adrenaling flowing through her veins and her skin haven't feeling contact with someone else's for so long, she makes a decision. A quick, and a little foolish one.

She pushes her lips against yours, her eyes closing and her breathing speeding up even more. And to her biggest surprise...you kiss back right away. It's all happening so fast. One minute you're nearly killing eachother, and in the other, you're passionately making out with her hands under your clothes, feeling your skin with your weapons thrown to the side.

"Asshole. You fired at me." Mizu mumbles into the kiss, her hands firmly feeling up the skin on your sides, while you rin your hands down her spine.

"Dickhead. You kept me tied up for weeks." You mumble back, gently biting into her lower lip, which Mizu rewards with a small gasp. Suddenly, she feels your hands under her clothes too.

"I knew it." You whisper. "A man could never have a soul like yours." You say and pull her back into a kiss. You feel her knees between your legs, pushing at your core, and in response you squeeze one of her breasts. Mizu starts to get rid of your clothes one by one, and as she does that, you quickly strip her of her own too.

Mizu's slander fingers slowly travel to your slit, but as she does, you grip her wrist and stop her. "No." You mumble. "Not like this." You flip her over (not easily though, she fights back even now), and look down at her naked form, quickly throwing away her chest bindings too.

"Fuck..." You mumble as you carefully align your core with hers, your clits touching, and moving together with every breath. And as you start to move gently, holding yourself up on your hands next to her head, you can hear her moan. She grinds back against yours, your juices mixing together. Even in this moment, it's as if you're both fighting for dominance. You don't know when will Mizu just reach up and choke you to death, but honestly? That's the best part.

You feel her hands around you, one clawing at your back, the other on your jaw...then cheeks, then lips, then the last thing you know is that she's forcing a finger inside of your mouth while you quietly moan and bite down on it. In response you push harder against her, almost squishing her clit with yours, which end in a louder moan from both of you.

"Can't...can't fucking take it..." Mizu moans, pushing her finger deeper inside your mouth before she retreats it, and uses her other hand to pull on your hair instead.

"What? Gonna cum? Ha." You manage to murmur out, not being able to stop your hips, feeling yourself getting closer to the edge too.

"You...fucking wish...ah!" Mizu's whole body twitches as you angle yourself a little differently, giving a whole new sensation to both of you, making you bite into her shoulder while she grips a handful of your hair thightly. And with that, a louder, choked back moan escpaed from both of you...being in perfect balance with eachother, and reaching your climax at the same time.

You stay there, just quietly panting and laying there, on top of eachother in silence for a while. You ahve your face burried into Mizu's neck, basking in her scent while Mizu still has her hand in your hair, feeling it's texture against her cheek.

"...you gotta go through a tunnel." You mumble.

"What?" Mizu perk up, lifting your head by your hair to look into your eyes.

"To get into Fowler's castle. You gotta go through a tunnel that is like...twenty steps away from the road's end and is filled to the brim with traps." You mumble, having your eyes open only halfway. "You gotta head East after you leave the last small village before the forest."

Mizu takes all that in. Now she knows how to get there...now she knows everything. "So that's what it took you to talk? For me to fuck you?"

"I fucked you." You say with a huff and get off of her, putting your clothes back on. "Well, I guess you got what you wanted, and I'm free too." You say, not really sure why. There are no ropes holding you back anymore, so...íthis is your cue to leave, isn't it?

"Wait, where are you going?" Mizu sits up, looking after you.

"Back to Fowler." You shrug. "I'm still his right hand. He probably sent men to find me." You sigh as you finish dressing up. "See you...at the castle." You say, look at her above your shoulder.

"..." Mizu narrows her eyes. "Fuck you." She spits.

"Check." You put on that so familiar smug smirk and hold up a thumbs up. "Spare me a seat in the audience when you cut his head off." You wave as you start walking away.

"...like a fucking stray cat." Mizu sighs, and before you dissappear, the last thing she sees is your wink.

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knifefather · 2 years

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my favorite drv3 boys catch you smoking pot

Yall should have expected this out of me lmfao. I haven’t posted in a while so boom! Headcanons!

content warnings: marijuana usage (obvi), character x reader platonic (mostly), mentions of death/murder, suicidal thoughts, Shuichi gets a contact high, Kokichi is a bastard. 100% unedited 😎 👉👉

𝙍𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙤 𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙢𝙞 ღ He finds you in the game room shortly after the killing game began. You ran off right after the announcement, so he had to sate his curiosity and follow you. Not following you could mean the difference between life and death for everyone.

ღ Once you made it down there, you slumped against the door of the game room, trying to calm your racing heart. This killing game... being in this school with a bunch of strangers... It was so anxiety-inducing that it felt as though ice was pumping through your veins.

ღ You supposed that you couldn't just stand around. Something had to be done to occupy your wandering mind. You pulled back from the door abruptly, only to hear a clink in your pocket. Your brows knitted together in confusion. Shoving your hand inside, you pulled out one of your favorite pipes. Part of you was appalled that it made its way into the school with you, but the other part was grateful. It looked like it was still mostly packed, sans the burnt top layer.

ღ You plopped your ass down in the seats of one of the many racing arcade games. Looking at the shitty, pixelized screen, you realized that you had played this one as a kid. Procuring a lighter from your pocket, you sparked up, not caring about the smell. You were all going to die anyway.

ღ Rantaro saw you dart inside the game room and shut the door behind you. Cautiously, he pressed his ear up to the wood a few moments after you entered. He heard some light movement, then silence. Then, after a moment, some more movement. He pulled away from the door, frowning.

ღ He was ready to walk away when he heard coughing on the other side of the door. Is someone being killed? Is this a trap to kill him? He was faced with a decision--potentially be killed, or allow someone else to be killed. He wrapped his hand around the doorknob, hesitating for a beat. The coughing only worsened.

ღ Rantaro pushed the door open, the creaking being lost to the sound of your coughs. His eyes went wide as he saw you doubled over in the seat, holding your chest. Smoke permeated the air, sounding alarms off in his head. He approached you, saying your name urgently.

ღ "Are you alright? Are you hurt?" He pulled your hands away from your chest. His tense shoulders relaxed as he observed no blood or injuries from you. But he did notice you clutching the pipe in your hand, the bowl still cherried. "Oh."

ღ You finally caught your breath and you were able to speak. "I'm fine... Just hitting the ganj one more time before time runs out. Sorry for worrying you."

ღ A shadow fell over his features. "Don't worry about the time running out. I know a way to end this killing game." His change in tone made a shiver go down your spine. You decided to change the subject.

ღ "Do you want to smoke the rest of this with me? There's not a whole lot left, but it's still something."

ღ Rantaro was shocked at your offer. "Why would you share with me? You don't even know me." He was genuinely curious.

ღ "You don't even know me, but you came to check up on me. Please, take a hit, if you want." You held out the bowl and lighter to him, setting them in his open palm. He accepted them hesitantly from you before taking a seat in the racing game seat beside yours.

ღ "I've...never done this before," he said with a nervous chuckle.

ღ "Wait, really? You kind of seem like the stoner type," you responded, eyeballing his khaki pants and jewelry. You were already pretty high, and your words were coming out more loosely.

ღ "I don't think it's right to generalize people like that. But, I can understand how you would think that." Your expression changed when he said that. "A lot of people make assumptions about me because of how I look," he backed up. "That I'm a stoner, a playboy... Those kinds of things."

ღ "I'm sorry," you murmured. You really were. People said all kinds of things about you too, based off of your appearance and Ultimate ability. Rantaro paused to take a hit off of the bowl. If you didn't know any better, you would think that Rantaro was a pro. The flame of the lighter flickered to life, reigniting the flower. He took a deep breath, eyes fluttering closed as the smoke passed through his lips. You felt like you could fall in love with him.

ღ He held it for a moment. You thought he would gracefully exhale, but nope. He coughed, hard, all of the smoke rushing from his mouth and nose at once. He struggled to breathe, holding his chest much like before. You couldn't help but laugh at the irony, and the fact that the weed was making you giggly.

ღ You urged him to take another hit when he tried to pass it back to you. His next hit was much more controlled. He exhaled shakily, but without choking up. He passed the bowl back to you, his eyes red already.

ღ "I think that is finished." You dipped your finger in the bowl only to be met with ash. You nodded and stowed it back in your pocket. Both you and Rantaro just sat in the game room for a while, making small talk. The intense expression on his face from earlier died down, leaving the smile of a normal teenager. You tried to enjoy your high with him, knowing that this may be one of the last times you may ever be high with a friend again.

𝙆𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞 𝙊𝙪𝙢𝙖

ღ Catches you hitting a joint after a class trial. Another one of your friends has been murdered. Another one of your friends has been a murderer, then murdered themselves. You were tired of all of the senseless death and carnage. Your stomach was queasy from beholding the execution. You learned how to control you vomit one or two trials before this one.

ღ You all dispersed from the trial grounds as usual, heading to your rooms. You hung back from the crowd, watching them all enter into the dorm. That left you in the courtyard, alone.

ღ Hands in your pockets, you decided to take a walk. You had a joint stashed in your shirt pocket that you had specifically rolled for an emergency occasion. You considered wanting to kill yourself and get everything over with an emergency. Your mind was jumbled, thinking a thousand thoughts at the same time as thinking nothing at all. Plus, your stomach was still uneasy. You started off towards the sight of a previous murder--the pool.

ღ The heavy door wooshed open, the dim evening light pouring into the space. You flipped on the lights, the iridescent glow suddenly illuminating the room. Even with the lights, it was still quite dim inside. When you gazed down into the pool, you noticed that the debris from Ryoma's murder was now cleared. You took a moment to remember him.

ღ Sitting down on one of the folding chairs, you fished the joint out. You sparked it hastily, eager to pull a blanket of haze over your thoughts for a while. The crackling sound of the bud was comforting to you. You inhaled deeply, watching it burn. As you exhaled, the smoke of your joint was caught in the moonlight streaming through the large gym window overhead. The tendrils seemed to be dancing with each other, performing a complicated number to the tune of the night.

ღ "Woooow! I didn't think I'd find you here! What's that smell?"

ღ You groaned outwardly and looked to your side. Kokichi was standing there, smiling with his arms held nonchalantly over his head. Dread settled in your belly.

ღ "Why are you here?" you inquired, ignoring his comment.

ღ "Welllll," he started, coming closer. You stood up from the chair. "When Tsumugi asked if you were okay earlier and you said yes, I could tell that you were lying." The purr in Kokichi's voice as he said "lying" sent a strange feeling to your chest. You chose to blame it on the weed.

ღ "So, I came to see what you were up to. I can now see that you're up to no good," he teased. You had poorly attempted to hide the joint by stashing it behind your back, but Kokichi could see the smoke rising from behind you.

ღ "Why does it matter to you?" You stopped trying to hide the joint, inside taking a long drag right in front of him.

ღ "I was just worried about you! I worry about all of my lovely friends here." A lie. You blew your smoke right in his face, triggering a coughing fit. "W-Why did you do that? I have asthma," he said in between coughs. The way he was hunched was exaggerated, as well as the heaving of his body with every cough. Another lie. ღ "Stop fucking around," you hissed. All you wanted to do was smoke in peace, but it seemed that you couldn't even have that.

ღ "Okay!" Kokichi exclaimed. He was immediately fine--no more hacking. That made you even more pissed off. ღ "Can you go already?"

ღ "Why do you want to be alone? You know, it's pretty dangerous to be all alone in a place like this at night. Especially after another killing just happened." His words should have been sympathetic and caring, but they were anything but. The cute, small smile on his face hid malintent. Another shiver rippled through you. His smile widened.

ღ "Isn't it obvious? I wanted to smoke. Alone. Without anyone else around. Including you."

ღ "Aww, you're not gonna share with me? How rude. I definitely wanted to smoke that with you." Yet another lie.

ღ "You done?"

ღ "I'm being serious! Let me have some! Pleeeease?" Kokichi whined, looking at you eagerly. You couldn't believe it. You looked from your joint to Kokichi. As much as you disliked him, you couldn't pass up an opportunity to make a smoking buddy in this hell school.

ღ "O-Okay, I'll let you hit it. But don't hog it, okay?" He nodded fervently. You held it out to him, and he gingerly grabbed it between his fingers. He gazed at it for a moment, observing the red-hot cherry. He brought it to his lips with little hesitation. You were surprised that he was being so confident.

ღ Just as the tip of the joint touched his lips, he pulled it away. With a giggle, he chucked it into the pool with a plop. The fire sizzled out, along with your sanity.

ღ "Wh-What the fuck!?" you exclaimed, dejected. You had more stashed away in your room, but you didn't know how much longer your stash was going to last.

ღ "Because drugs are bad for you! I would never, ever do drugs~" he sang, giggling. "I'm just looking out for you because I care about you so much. I can't steal your heart if you're dead." His expression was blank.

ღ "Anyway, I'll see you later! Bye!" Kokichi smiled at you one more time before leaving the pool room. You watched him go. Then you turned your gaze to the pool. You could see your joint floating around in the water, but you knew there was no way that you could retrieve it. It was against Monokuma's rules about using the pool at nighttime.

ღ You returned to your room, Kokichi's words swirling around in your head. Laying down on the mattress, you desperately wished for sleep to come. The slight buzz that you had from earlier certainly helped. You tired yourself out by trying to discern Kokichi's lies from the truth.

𝙎𝙝𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞 𝙎𝙖𝙞𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖 + 𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙤 𝙈𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙖

ღ Shuichi found you in the courtyard. You had been planning this smoke session for a few days, and you had a pretty solid strategy. The plan entailed waiting until nighttime and then sneaking out to the courtyard. You would carry your bong and bud in your backpack and then bust it open on a bench somewhere. Preferably close to the side of the school, where you couldn't easily be seen.

ღ Tonight was the night. You packed away your things in your bag was you planned. You dressed in something comfy and black. Drawing in a deep breath, you opened the door to your room. Peaking your head out into the hallway, you looked back and forth to ensure that you were alone. You didn't hear a single sound.

ღ Swiftly, you jetted from the room and down the stairs. You made an effort to keep your footsteps light. You then snuck out of the dorm rooms and out into the night. A cool breeze hit your face as you started towards the school, stopping you in your tracks.

ღ Tilting your head to the sky, you watched the stars twinkling above. The air tasted sweet, and for a moment, you almost forgot that you were in a place that you didn't want to be. Removing yourself from your thoughts, you continued your path to the side of the school.

ღ While you were lost in thought, you didn't notice that someone else had joined you outside. Shuichi watched you disappear into the shadows, panic rising in his throat. His immediate thought was that you were planning a murder. A twinge of pain crossed over his face. He really liked you. He hoped that you would never do something like this, that he wouldn't have to expose your crime. But here he was once again.

ღ He followed you to the side of the school, always staying several paces behind you. He felt strange following you like this, but he had to make sure that you weren't going to hurt anyone. Finally, you came to a stop at the tables in front of the dining hall entrance.

ღ You set your bag on the table and began to remove its contents. First, you took out your bong, then you removed your lighter and grinder. The table was illuminated by one of the nearby lamps lining the sidewalk. You made yourself comfortable in one of the chairs and packed the bowl, happily humming yourself. You felt triumphant in your endeavor. You lit the bowl and puffed away, the water bubbling noisily.

ღ Shuichi was stunned. You weren't planning to murder someone, but you were using drugs. He didn't know how to feel. Revealing himself was the next wisest option.

ღ Suddenly, you heard your name. You looked towards the lamp near the sidewalk to see Shuichi emerging from its shadow. He stood in the warm yellow light, his black hair and clothes absorbing it. He said it again, worry and fondness in his tone. "Why are you doing that?"

ღ Your eyes went wide as you witnessed Shuichi. Your plan was ruined by one of the most innocent people that it could be ruined by. "Sh-Shuichi! I... Well, you see... I..." you struggled to find something to say. He came closer, but still retained his distance. His brow was furrowed as he observed the glass piece in your hand. You felt ashamed. "Why are you out here anyway?" you interrogated.

ღ "I train with Maki and Kaito every night. I was leaving to meet them when I saw you wander off. I had to make sure everything was okay. But then I... er, interrupted you."

ღ "I didn't think anyone was following me. Listen, Shuichi... I smoke weed to relax and take my mind off of things. I think that we could all use that right about now. Besides, it's legal in the country that I'm from." Your explanation wasn't the best, but he seemed to buy it. He uncrossed his arms and dropped them to his sides with a sigh.

ღ "That would make sense that it's different in your country. I'm sorry for judging you so quickly. I'm just not used to people doing that kind of thing around me."

ღ You weren't exactly sure how to respond. "It's all good."

ღ "Well... I'll leave you to it. I'm sure that Kaito and Maki are wondering where I am."

ღ "Shuichi! There you are!" Both you and Shuichi saw Kaito approaching the table, arms outstretched. "Where you been, man? I've been waiting for like, ever!" As Kaito came closer, he saw your items out on the table and the glazed-over look in your eyes.

ღ "Are we smoking?" he asked, his friendly smile morphing into a wicked grin. Shuichi's mouth hung open, whereas you began to grin as well.

ღ "Hell yeah we are. Care to join?" you pointed the bong in Kaito's direction.

ღ "Why not? Maki isn't showing up tonight, anyway. We can always train after we're done here," Kaito proclaimed, taking the bong and lighter from you.

ღ "Kaito!? You too?" Shuichi's face was red and his hair was disheveled

ღ "You smoke and then exercise? You're built different," you joshed.

ღ “I used to smoke all the time before I started training to be an astronaut.” Kaito lit up the bong without a thought, taking a good-sized rip before trying to pass it to Shuichi.

ღ "I'm good," he replied. Kaito didn't pressure him, and instead handed it back to you. Shuichi, at this point, was starting to feel light-headed from all of the smoke around him. The buzz in his head was almost pleasant, especially as he sat around and chatted with you and Kaito. The smiles on your faces brought a small smile to his face as well. Maybe this wasn't so bad. Maybe this was just what he needed.

#danganronpa x reader #rantaro amami x reader #kokichi ouma x reader #shuichi saihara x reader #not sfw #minors dni #mdni #cw marijuana #cw death #cw suicide #my work

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ghastigiggles · 2 months

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*peeks* Idv for the ask game, maybe?

see this is a fun one but also intimidating bc there's like. a specific date where i stopped following along with the lore of the characters and i think you'll be able to tell. so sorry in advance for that lmfao

this also assumes the hunters and survivors are chill and defaults to "first release" for dual identity characters (re: weepy and joker, we'll default to joker. professor and luchino, default to luchino, so on - the only exception being alice)

also worth noting: i asked my beloved for help and they said "put mad eyes for every answer and piss people off" so you'd best appreciate this /lh

who’s the most ticklish character

Edgar, Emma, Michiko, Kurt

who’s the character that most people would assume is ticklish, but actually isn’t

Fiona, Grace, Galatea

who’s the character that everyone gangs up on and tickles

Luca (usually earned), Mike (also usually earned), Orpheus, Kreacher, Bane

who’s the character that somehow knows everyone else’s tickle spots and reveals them to others

Mike (bastard), Breaking Wheel (all 3), Dream Witch (bastard...ess), Orpheus, Alice

who’s the character with one specific tickle spot that only one other person knows about

Ada (Emil knows), Alice (Orpheus knows), Kevin (Demi knows), Servais (Kurt knows), Violetta (Mike knows), Mary (Michiko knows)

who’s the most likely to win gang tickle wars

Mike (again. this mf), Tracy (cheats with robots), Antonio (cheats with his fuckass hair), Patricia (pure skill)

which character has a kink interest for tickling

VALE as a whole (bias who), Kevin, Vera

which character didn’t even know they were ticklish until another character tickled them

Ithaqua, Aesop, Murro, Ganji, Hastur, Bane, Melly

which two characters have tickle fights all the time

Demi vs. The World (starts shit can't end shit), Ithaqua vs. Robbie (your honour they're brothers), Jack vs. Smiley

#jibber jabber #idv tickles #several characters didnt make it but i promise it was a struggle

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shjapologist · 2 years

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please introduce yuor blorbos to us

kyaa okay so one thing about me is that i love whzn theres a guy who lacks common sense . i'll introduce them by order of current real estate taken in my brain

lets start w lu bixing my good friend lu bixing from can ci pin

hes a scientist hes a gangster hes a genius hes a teacher he exclusively goes by the YOLO principle and if he stops for 2 seconds to think about the cost of his life he will start spiralling immediately

this is a man who has invested 1000 points in charisma and intelligence and 0 on wisdom. a man who will inject himself w a supersoldier chip just to see what it does. a man who gets himself out of shit by talking as fast as possible and is so convincing he sets off chains of events that end up sparking revolutions

introduced as showy flirty love interest, IS the showy flirty love interest but has the advantage of being insane so hes not boring abt it. guy who makes spreadsheets in his mind about how the commander has to be in love with him now definitely. hes gathered the data. hes using the scientific method. no way around it. frankly incredible

a very genuine and straightforward guy :) hes also so vaain it's def a charm point. very aware that he has terrible terrible taste in men as well but cannot stop himself from being down catastrophic for the biggest bastard in the galaxy. this is only one of the many times he acknowledges it :

hes such a charming character ive never insta stanned like this in my life. occupying every one of my spare thoughts these past few days i cant stop thinking about him and his happy childhood <- said in the most wretched tone

and. lastly. he is the FUUNNIEESSTTTT

on to blorbo number two sung hyunjae from sclass

very recently dethroned from number one. another thing abt me is that i like men who are huge cunts 😔

in his cringe toxic murderbasement ml era for the first hundred chapters of the novel terrible vibes hes got you booing and throwing tomatoes And Then His Birthday Happens and youre never the same person you once were

the bzst way to describe the character developpement this guy went through is a pic of him bllack and blue all bones shattered at the bottom of the stairs w a giant arrow pointing down like "WHAT LOVE DOES TO A MF" HEEEEESSS so special. to me. with his dumbass bloody fork

hes a guy that values his agency over anything else he loves being himself he loves living as the guy who is sung hyunjae so im a big fan of how its always at a certain level of danger. lol. his pre-regression self is so miserable and pathetic everything in that regard went terribly wrong for him his intro is one of my fav arcs :)

anyways he actually has the potential to be a genuinely nurturing presence but its so rare for it to be pertinent to his personal agenda you wouldnt Know. but then You Do Know. bc he gets drop kicked into being a real boy through escalating psychosexual games and being offered a reaching hand time and time again by the only person who ripped through the script and called him a huge bitch. you also see him tip over from standard selfishness into the kim dokja register and that is a terrible thing to happen when theres a han with abandonment issues around.

rly enjoyed seeing him turn into a fucking auntie who knits hot pink ensembles in his spare time and discovers the mundane wonders of the world and maybe the indignity of human emotion who knows(LMFAO) so anyways yes tje power of love saved him znd now hes malewife stepdad supreme half of the shit he does makes my face clip through my bones from embarrassment he has to be the most annoying fictional man ive ever seen. (through tears) youre old and decrepit grow up already bitch!!!

and so sorry im about to make you look at truly heinous images but a very very fucking funny thing that happened in the sclass webtoon is that they called on a guest artist to render his scenes in the most shoujo like way possible. NEVER recovering rom this

numberthree . yan suizhi from first class lawyer...

genius lawyer is thought to have died, is instead shoved in the body of a random guy . so the first thing he does is join up the internship program organised by the college he used to teach at to investigate his own murder. the problem is that he is complete PANTS at pretending he is not a genius lawyer so his mentor is inventing new stages of grief to go through daily

he's the impenetrable cheerful facade type. a very good bald faced liar.. once you defrost him you find out hes living his life to the fullest to cope with how deeply lonely he is :) heres a part that rendered my brain to mush

i miss you yan suizhi i need to catch up to lawyer novel sometime for real.

blorbo number four always a constant little buzz in the back of my mind YOO JOONGHYUK(allof them)

i dont think i need to wax much poetic about him. the only time traveler progamer eldest daughter grill boss . i think this should go in a museum

ok thats all the main ones i think . there's a crouching blorbo in lin jingshu from can ci pin as well but i havent seen quite enough of her yet for her to properly latch onto my brain. airing out the deep evil inside of her now that society is collapsing. crazy

thank you for listening <3 :)

#postag #ask #mysranks #c2p #fcl #orv #too many men in here i need new reading material

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fairycosmos · 1 year

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i was wondering if you notice that the uk in general is more fatphobic than the us? i’m in the us and I have no idea how it is where you are, but just from the tv and movies i’ve seen from the uk, there seems to be either more fat jokes or just a lower threshold for what is considered fat. maybe it’s both? i’m a us size 16-18 myself but the actors in these movies that the characters are calling fat literally look to be a size 8-10. and i also remember seeing you say that sometimes people make weight jokes about you but you seem probably smaller than me and i’ve never had someone joke about my weight (in adulthood at least lol.) so anyway sorry i hope this is an ok thing to ask! i just really appreciate your insight ☺️

hii i've never been to the us so idk what the general attitude towards this is like across the country, i'm sure it varies, but in the uk there's definitely a consistent and noticeable disdain for fat/chubby ppl. you'll see it in everything from tv to fashion trends to our approach to medical care. tbh if you even start a conversation about fatphobia most crowds aren't going to take it that seriously, theyre just going to tell you to stop being a greedy bastard and lose weight. bc weight is seen as something that’s controllable, no one cares about being crude about it. the humour here, while it is dry and ironic a lot of the time, can also be really juvenile so bigger people esp bigger women are often the butt of the joke and there's a lot of casual cruelty involved. esp from lads. for example, you might get a nickname to do with your weight. or if there's a fat character on tv, their weight will likely be used as a gimmick. we also had a lot of reality TV shows dedicated to weight loss in the 2000s that would outright dehumanise and disparage fat people and a lot of us were raised on that mentality, which was hell for overweight kids like me back in the day lmfao. so it's pretty deeply ingrained here. i do wish people would be more mature about this conversation, considering most people in the country aren't exactly a size 0 anyway and we all carry weight differently and there’s a worthwhile discussion to be had about disordered eating and diet culture. it's exhausting for sure ! ty for wanting to hear my thoughts btw love <3 hope you have a good day today. x

#anon

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cherry-colored-petals · 1 year

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"The Truth"

Synopsis: In the cold expanse of Dragonspine, the two unlikely duo seem to reside in the camp. Navina had a few things to do when they came there, and one of them pertained to investigating who the chief alchemist really is.

C.W.: not proofread at all lmfao I'm not sorry, Dorian is a conniving bastard but we already knew that, major character death is mentioned

"… You know, it's strange that your mark is missing."

Navina brought up randomly while they were resting on their seat, their eye drifting towards his neck. Noticing the absence of the star, they squinted at the sight before looking up at the blues of the alchemist's own eyes.

"… Did you mask it with makeup or something?"

He was perplexed by their question, since he had thought that they hadn't realized his true nature, or had any idea that he was a fake. And besides, the star was hardly noticeable to the human eye…

… He needed to make an excuse. And fast.

"Yes, I masked it with makeup," the alchemist said, his body tense as he noticed the stare from the observer and the silence coming from them.

Ah, not good.

"But if I may ask, why are you so interested in my mark?"

…

They were silent.

Shit. He screwed up.

"… You always had it on your neck- a sign of how you were created, from what you told me in the past," they said, looking more and more suspicious of him. "I remember you telling me that it was a mark of imperfection: that you were created by human hands, but you weren't bothered by it."

They leaned forward, their eye glaring at the latter now.

"The real Albedo would have no shame on revealing his star to anyone, and especially to me. So, I ask you this. Who are you?"

And after that… All went still.

Dorian's face become cold, and his body rigid. After he finally stood up, he turned to look at the observer in the eye, with little emotion. The expression was almost unsettling, as if he was about to do something terrible to them.

And in the silence… The alchemist finally spoke.

"My actual name is Dorian."

The observer's eye narrowed as he introduced himself.

"And yes… I hid my star because I am not the real Albedo."

Navina was quiet as he answered their question, standing up to face him more properly. Though, they didn't dare raise their weapon against him just yet.

They wanted to know where Albedo was. And they knew he had the answer to that.

"… Where is Albedo, Dorian?"

"Albedo is dead."

The reply made them quiet. The way he replied so nonchalantly had them pause, their lips pursed together while noticing the way he eyed the latter out of caution. In that regard, he looked… Prepared- almost like he was defending himself should Navina attacked him.

And yet, their next reply caught him by surprise.

"I suppose us fighting will be pointless, then," Navina answered, crossing their arms as they eyed Dorian. Although they did nothing to try and harm him, he could tell they were cautious of his next move.

It made him smile.

"Considering Albedo is dead and you took his place."

He chuckled at their reply, speaking, "I would prefer to call it an… Inheritance of a role rather than taking it, observer."

He raised a hand as he spoke about it, eyes glinting in the light as he simply continued- his tone much more confident than before.

"I suppose that you had a hunch about this, and I respect your ability to figure it out without harming me."

Although he said such a thing to praise them, the pinkette seem more tense than before as they sat down, crossing their arms whilst watching him.

"I suppose that's a more positive way to look at things," Navina muttered, closing their eye for a moment to put together the thoughts they wish to tell him.

"It wasn't that hard to figure it out, though. After all, it's my job as an observer… And as an informant of this world."

…

Dorian looked over at Navina as they stopped speaking, looking… Confused.

"Informant of this world?" he repeated, which made the pinkette nod.

"Yes. I'm the informant of this world- the one that the Heavenly Principles assigned by force."

#🍒 - writing #🍒 - longfic #💮 - albedo #💮 - dorian #genshin impact dorian #genshin impact albedo #albedo kreideprinz #albedo #dorian #;; i wanted to write smth related to my sona's lore hehehe #;; is this a little self-indulgent? I dont know #;; rip bedo though #;; got his ass handed by the impostor </3 #;; anyway teehee lore drop go brrr

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soukeyed · 2 years

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yr okko posts are making me think about the show again. i stopped watching it a bit after darrel took over boxmore, do you think it's worth going back and finishing it?

YES YES YES ABSOLUTELY OKKO IS SUCH A GOOD SHOW AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!

my memory of what's where is a little fuzzy because i binged seasons 2 and 3 within the space of like 3 days with my friend (who told me to say he loves the show so much he rewatched it entirely 4 times. hi dmitri if ur reading this) but things pick up SO MUCH in season 2 (assuming thats where u left off, darrell taking over boxmore was end of s1) and it's genuinely such a fun season. eps like your world is an illusion, tko's house, the entire arc with point prep (not biased bc elodie is one of my fav characters), all in the villainy, project rayway, I LOVE THEM <3 overall s2 just feels like the show's finally settled into itself. like the later parts of s1 werent at all bad but you could still imo tell the show was still finding it's footing, meanwhile s2 is STRONG!! the character development, expanding relationships btwn characters and WORLDBUILDING!!!!!!!!! 10/10 season genuinely one of my favourite pieces of animation ive watched ever

s3 was rushed because of the show's cancellation but honestly given what they had the crew did SO GOOD!!! there's parts where you can clearly tell they wanted to do more (i won't say which bc they're all major plotpoints and i dont want to spoil) but again, it's good regardless. not AS good as s2 in my opinion but that's the fault of noone except cartoon network for being wee bastards and it's got SOO many gems. like i thought let's meet sonic would be a really weird crossover but it was FUN and i genuinely enjoyed it!!!! i liked the rad centric episodes in this season a lot, radical rescue was a really sweet ep : ) the run of episodes from carl to the finale are genuinely INSANE i was having a blast the whole time, and again despite time constraints the finale was such a sweet fitting send-off for the show.

honestly overall as someone who dipped out of most cartoons bc a lot of them didn't feel like they had any real substance (have been watching another show with my other friend that was big on here a while ago and it was just... not good LMFAO) okko felt genuinely like eye opening it was amazing. the designs the animation the way you can TELL the crew put so much love into the show, i will never forgive cn for cancelling it and i will never forgive myself for not watching it earlier LMFAO.

sorry for the small rant but like GENUINELY the show is so good and if you're thinking about watching/continuing it DO IT!! you will not regret it :D

ALSO QUICK EDIT IF YOU DO END UP WATCHING PLS FEEL FREE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT!!! i love this show dearly : )

#(unloads this rant onto you)#sorry anon JDFGJKDGM #genuinely though okko has inspired me so much wrt my art and my own ocs #ive spat out so much art in the past few days #i feel stupid motivated THANK YOU OKKO FOR SAVING MY ART CAREER!!!#anyway.#i love this show anon you should absolutely continue it #okko #asks

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flowerslut · 2 years

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which one is your favorite and least favorite character (to write) in call of the night? mine: josie and jasper for favorites (obvious reasons) and carlisle for least favorite (i just can't handle the peace & love daddy mood sorry)

LMFAO @ “peace & love daddy” fhdhhsjd this is a 10/10 question anon thank you

I love writing jasper and rose a LOT—as two characters we only get small pieces of in canon it’s the easiest and the most fun for me to expand on their characters. and in call of the night it’s soooo easy for me to actually give them things to do other than “be quiet and grumpy and willing to kill”. but while they’re the easiest I think I surprising enjoy writing edward the most in that story! turns out that giving him actual empathy and an in-character sense of humor (and removing his Bastard Man urges) can do a lot to make a person more tolerable

I don’t dislike writing any of them but I would say the most difficult character to write in CotN is probably esme actually; which is funny because it was soooo important for me to give her a vital role in the story and give her stuff to DO! and I have! I’ve accomplished that! and the past couple of installments haven’t been too difficult, but I know with the third installment it’s going to be a really really hard challenge for me. I mean, that story is going to be really really REALLY hard for me to pull off (satisfyingly and ‘successfully’) the way I’m trying to, so I’m hoping all my efforts eventually pay off. but phew, she’s a tricky one, that third story there 😮‍💨

#I have no idea how long ago you asked this anon so apologies #but I’m trying to get better at answering questions 😭

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hematomes · 2 years

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This might be a weird question…and you don’t have to respond at all if it makes you uncomfortable.

I’m bi, and my friend used to be really supportive of me. Which was great, for a while.

Since my friends learned that I like some ships that are m/f, they’ve been trying to convince me that I’m not really bi. I’ve been told that I’m probably just straight or just pretending to be bi as an “excuse” to ship male and female characters together. Which doesn’t really make sense to me, because I don’t think anyone needs an “excuse” to ship something. And also I don’t see how what I ship gets to play a role in my identity.

I’m just tired of being called gross for shipping characters in bi relationships. I didn’t mind too much when it was just about ships, but the “criticism” is starting to spread to my own relationships in real life, too. I get judged or made fun of if I think a guy is attractive. I don’t want to be gross or a traitor if I end up with a male partner. I always thought bi people could be in opposite-sex relations, but am I wrong?

Sorry if this is inappropriate to ask, I just wanted to get your opinion.

—Binon

it's not a weird question at all, and im sorry your... "friend" is unvalidating your identity like that

1st of all, let's get this out of the way: being bisexual can indeed include m/f relationships. the point of being bisexual is being attracted to two or more genders, so that includes these relationships. sadly, bi people in m/f relationships get shit on very frequently, even by the community, which is really fucking messed up

do not feel guilty if you end up with a male partner, that doesn't make you any less bisexual

2nd of all, never has a goddamn ship been a way to define the shippers identity? these have literally NO link lmfao. i like wlw ships and im a bi, mlm leaning masc non-binary bastard so literally what the fuck?

anyway. this "friend" of yours needs to leave your identity alone bc that's so so fucked up

#— answered #— binon

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kuroosdarling · 2 years

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sorry i haven’t answered your ask but YOUR FAVE THING ABT YOUR FAVES GO ‼️

that’s okay <3 you don’t need to apologize hehe. AH ok!! i’ll keep it simple and write just about kuroo and jean <3 (proceeds to write a paragraph)

one thing about kuroo is gonna be hard lmfao i almost wanna clown him rn but i won’t, i’ll be sentimental <3 but one of my faves is how thoughtful and caring he is. he puts up his lil front by being the provocation master lmfao but he really cares about people. not even just his friends and family but everyone. for example the way he invites tsuki in to practice with him, bo and akaashi. i don’t think kuroo likes the idea of leaving anyone out and saw that tsuki was the only player sitting out of extra practices. so kuroo invited him, spurred him on to get him to play, and ultimately helped tsuki with his volleyball journey. and i’d like to think that he does that for everyone. he sees their potential and pushes them through it when he thinks they can handle it. he’s just so observant and intuitive i just adore it. sigh. he takes care of everyone and i just wanna take care of him :((

so i love jean for sm reasons but one of my faves is his character development. he really grew into his own man. when he was young, he had more selfish dreams but after awhile, he consistently threw those ideals away when faced with hard decisions. he’s got such a heart of gold and i just admire him so much for it. his moral compass is so strong and i love that he hides it all by being a cocky lil bastard lol. isayama said that jean is the embodiment of humanity and i couldn’t agree more. he truly deserves the best<3

get to know me :)

#[✿] - aims answers #kurisu<3 #my darlings ♡

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sxgarmocha · 2 years

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﹟𖤐 .% genshin boys as detectives !

𖤐 . summary / warnings : nsfw hcs (or short scenarios?) for detective!albedo, kaeya, and xiao - not proofread, p sure they're all gn!reader, bottom!reader in all, degradation (xiao, kaeya), a little praise ig? (kaeya), reader is a brat (xiao), reader's height is implied to be close to xiao's if not shorter lmfao

𖤐 . notes : @pocarinapyon hii here you are and tysm?? this right here || i think the writing style changed like halfway through cause i took a break and when i came back it just. got bad </3 sorry xiao likers i tried

𖤐 . word count : roughly 180 per character <3

AGELESS BLOGS / MINORS DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS POST OR MY BLOG .

𖤐 .albedo !

❥ you're his favorite little assistant!! whenever albedo goes out to work on a case, you're always right by him, following him like a lovesick puppy.

❥ of course, a man of his intellect doesn't have a real need for an assistant - oh no, you're just his personal cumdump in reality! a way for him to relieve stress!

❥ albedo's found that when a particularly hard case arises, the best way to clear his mind is to fuck you silly at his desk.

❥ you help him any way you can! you're just so cute to albedo - trying so hard not to get anything on his papers while he's stuffing your weeping hole, or when you're drooling all over his thick cock.

❥ "f-fuck.. you feel so good.. such a sweet helper, aren't you?"

𖤐 .kaeya !

❥ kaeya is the type to be both the criminal and the detective.. another great idea from the person mentioned in notes! you're a talented detective yourself, so it doesn't take you long to suspect and eventually confront him, as nervous as you were that you may be correct.

❥ he's not even fazed when you decided to ask him abruptly. hell, the first thing the bastard does is laugh - there's no doubt kaeya expected this from you sooner or later.

❥ luckily for him, you've been utterly charmed by him for so long that it only takes a finger running up your inner thigh to convince you to keep quiet.

❥ before you know it, you're in his bed with kaeya on top of you. he has the audacity to say the meanest things to you, to edge you again and again only to pull away and leave you crying and whining for him to just take you already.

❥ he makes you beg for it and say all kinds of nasty things!! but it's all worth it when he finally thrusts into you fully, praising you for enduring all his teasing and letting you reach your high.

❥ "look at you - one of mondstadt's finest detectives, whoring yourself out for a criminal. whatever will i have to do with you, hm?"

𖤐 .xiao !

❥ xiao's a skilled and successful detective, but so very secluded. he rarely goes out except for when he needs to meet up with clients or investigate - so when you show up, he hasn't got any ideas as to how to deal with you. you play him like a fiddle.

❥ 'xiao, what you're working on?' 'xiao, can i have a hug?' 'i'm bored, xiao!' every. single. day. it's exhausting and annoying, but he's given up on trying to kick you out, and over time your presence becomes natural for him.

❥ on most days you're manageable, but sometimes the poor man simply can't stand it. you brush your fingers against his cock a few times in what you claim to be an accident as he's examining a crime scene and xiao's already pressing your body against the nearest wall with his own.

❥ you beg him to go faster or moan out apologies as he's fucking the mix of his and your cum back into you, over and over.

❥ "h-haah, you fucking brat.. acting like this here of all places. disgusting."

#𖤐.swan thirst #genshin impact #genshin impact smut #genshin smut #albedo gi #kaeya gi #xiao gi #albedo smut #kaeya smut #xiao smut

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kazuwhora · 3 years

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omg i forgot to specify the character LMAO oh the idiot bastard

b, d, j, t, x and y for Ken😅 sorry sorry

LMFAO I laughed at u im sorry but of course I can <3

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B- Body Part (Their favorite body part of their partners)

I honest to god don't know that draken has an absolute favourite part of your body because really he loves all of you. but if he had to pick, he's an ass man. he'll always have his hand on your lower back, and you'll have to smack it away when he tries to go for the good stuff. when he fucks you he wants to fuck you from behind so he can squeeze and grab you for leverage and leave handprints and marks on you

D- Dirty Secret / J- Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

he's saved all the suggestive pictures you've ever sent him (and sometimes he screenshots your naughty texts) and puts them in a hidden album you don't know about. it's not that he's ashamed of it he just thinks you'll tease him for opening that album every night and stroking his cock to pictures of you dressed in the lingerie he picked out, or the texts of you telling him exactly where you want him to cum.

T- Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

not the type of have his own toys but he loves buying you toys and using them on you. especially little vibrators he'll get and make you keep inside of you while he works, the sound of your whimpers of struggle giving him the motivation he needs to finish his job faster.

X- X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

he's got a pretty pink cock like this and he's fucking big. painfully big sometimes.

Y- Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

pretty moderate honestly. he's really good at restraining himself but when it comes to being teased all self control goes out the window.

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volleychumps · 4 years

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Hello beautiful do you by any chance know that tiktok trend when you call your partner by a different name?? Well can you have Tuskishima,Oikawa,kuroo, and if you do Astumu s/o doing that tiktok trend??I hope that helps have a beautiful day bye love!!!

Calling Them By A Different Name w/ Tsukishima, Oikawa, Kuroo, and Atsumu

Warning(s): suggestive themes/ kind of nsfw for these cocky bastards lmao- all characters are aged up!

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Tsukishima

- In all honesty you really believed that this blonde bastard wouldn’t react in the slightest to the tik tok prank you were about to pull on him

- blondie thinks he’s way too mature for tik tok (yeah one of those) and honestly wouldn’t suspect a thing-

- that is until you’re grinning at your phone a little too widely, feigning giggles and such as you swipe through your phone, when in reality you had the camera facing towards him

- when his curiosity finally peaks, he side eyes you and looks up from his assignment on his desk, at your figure laying on his bed

- “You’re creeping me the hell out.” lmfao what a dick-

- “Oh really? Sorry, Shouyou!”

- the pen in his hand stops gliding across the paper, stilling a little too quietly as you have to bite your lip to keep from laughing

- honestly has to take a good twenty seconds to process that you really just did him like that

- “Y/N.” “Eh? Yes, Tsukki?”

- “Don’t Tsukki me.” MSJDNJSKD

- in eight seconds flat his tall figure is hovering over you, hips pressing down against yours but still keeping his weight off of you as you meet his glare with an even grin, phone now laying forgotten by your side as Tsukishima’s hands find the spaces next to your head

- you were expecting a lot of things but nOT THE OUTCOME YOU WANTED SKNKJDS

- “So not only did you just call me that short annoying-ass cheeto puff’s name-” “uM rude, first of all-”

- presses his hips against yours a little more as his hazel orbs seem to darken, quieting you

- “You’re on a first name basis with Hinata? Should I step on him- just say the word and I’ll finally have a reason-”

- you feel warmth at the posessiveness in the blonde’s eyes and can’t help but lean up to peck the tip of his nose cutely

- “It was for a tik tok, love.”

- just stares at you for a minute before scoffing, satisfied with the noise that comes out of your mouth after he applies even more pressure to his hips

- “You wanted this situation, didn’t you?” “It worked, didn’t it?”

- rolls his eyes as his fingers begin to work at the buttons on your blouse

- “Just say you want attention next time, idiot.” “Alrighty Shouyou-”

Oikawa

- this pretty setter boy really just wanted to have a cute baking date with you and you pull this sHIT on him

- “Y/N-chan~ can you stir this while I go find some more baking soda?”

- awh omg don’t do this to him he just wants to eat milk bread

- “Sure thing Tobio!”

- deadass drops the wooden spoon he had been holding dramatically, jaw slackening at the name of the guy you know he despises

- “I-what? what did you just call me?” “Tooru, is everything alright?”

- pouts, as you smile sweetly into your batter as if nothing had happened before turning around to go the pantry again-

- “Don’t forget the yeast, Tobio my love!”

- lmao too far

- seems to ponder what you said for a moment before he’s suddenly in front of you, grabbing the bowl out of your hand gently before setting it down and putting a hand on the counter, trapping you in as you feel the counter dig into your back

- “What did you just call me?” His breath fans over your face as you have to stop yourself from kissing him right there because his voice dropped an octave was a stupid amount of sexy

- “Tooru?” “Don’t kid around like that, sweet girl.”

- oH SHIT we pullin out the bedroom names now???

- you bite back a giddy grin at the successful riling up of your boyfriend before your arms wrap around his neck, pulling him closer as he sets you up on the counter, standing between your thighs

- literally breathes a sigh of relief when you tell him it’s just a prank before his chocolate orbs eye you seriously and the position you’re in

- “I will take you on this counter.” “My phone’s recording-”

- “So if I do something lewd then you can’t post this?” “Tooru no-”

Kuroo

- you literally decide to pull this prank on him in the middle of a heated makeout session in the storage locker room in the middle of the training camp with all the teams just outside the door

- you really wanted to see how your cocky boyfriend would react even if it was a risky idea

- so as Kuroo pulls away from you to trail his lips down your neck heatedly, you take the opportunity to breathe out an airy-

- “God, Bokuto!”

- almost immediately tightens his hands on your hips, a growl rising in the captain’s throat as he pulls back to eye you angrily, one of his hands coming to cup your face a tad roughly

- “Kitten, I don’t know if I heard correctly, but that pretty voice of yours just said a name that wasn’t mine, no?”

- his gentle tone contrasted greatly with his actions as you find your cheeks flushed while Kuroo begins to posessively take your lips in an even more heated kiss- grabbing your wrists to pin them above your head as his other hand begins to slip under your shirt

- “Or do I need to remind you just who you belong to?”

- “K-Kuroo...” “Uh-Uh, Bokuto’s just out those doors, so I want you saying the real thing so he can hear it.”

- “Everyone will hear...” “So? You brought this on, didn’t you?”

- smirks against your skin with heat in his pupils as he feels you shiver against him as a hand slips down your body, grinning a cat-like grin when he finally touches where you want him to

- “Tetsurou!” “That’s more like it, kitten.”

- Needless to say, no tik tok got posted that night- hence the bite marks on your chest and bruises on your neck

Atsumu

- lmao you really did him dirty while he was driving, absent-mindedly scrolling through tik tok before deciding to carry out with this risky idea as your boyfriend keeps his attention on the road

- “What’s my pretty girl smiling so cutely for? I haven’t even done anything besides be unbearably attractive.” as he rests a hand on your thigh while driving, playful smile on the setter’s features as he contentedly drives

- “I just like being with you, Osamu. Is that strange?”

- I can’t he almost crashes the car-

- “Y/N.” his hand almost immediately leaves your thigh to join the single one on the steering wheel, and you feel a surge of giggles come on at the clench of your boyfriend’s jaw

- “Yes, Osamu?”

- scoffs, smile with no humor spreading across his face before his voice quiets down to barely above a whisper

- “Try again.” “What do you mean, Osamu-?”

- parks the car in the nearest parking lot, and you don’t have time to react before your boyfriend juts your face towards his, kissing you with a fervor unknown as you find yourself whining into his kiss, only pulling back when you’re gasping for air

- “One last try.” “A-Atsumu...”

- grins, but doesn’t reach his eyes before flicking his head in the direction of the backseat, leaning in to kiss you deeply once more possesively

- “Backseat. Now. You know better than to get me riled up, sweetheart.”

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu tsukishima #tsukishima kei #tsukishima x reader #Kuroo Tetsurou #haikyuu kuroo #haikyuu kuroo x reader #haikyuu oikawa #oikawa torū #oikawa x reader #haikyuu atsumu #atsumu x reader

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chil2de · 3 years

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Hi! So I saw that your requests are open and is it okay if I request part two of the headcanons of Haikyuu characters being sent nudes by their girlfriend? Iwaizumi, Kageyama, Tendou and/or Ushijima this time? Thank you in advance if you happen to respond!

bzzz! - various haikyuu x reader

yes! thank you for requesting part 2 i had so much fun writing part one LMAOOO (and wow, can we just.. i mean... like 135 notes for a crack post? am i being spoiled rn😳) ! there’s some nsfw themes (for obvious reasons) and all characters are aged up :) enjoy!

read part 1 here if you haven’t already !

iwaizumi

- will definitely make some ungodly sound LMFAODJFH

- probably minding his business, cooking food w his mother at the table

- he’ll sound like a strangled cat, has never swiped off of a photo so fast in his life

- excuses himself to another room

- angry keyboard warrior typing, he’s all like

- “what is wrong with you”

- you just send another photo LOL

- DEFINITELY BLUSHING

- LISTEN

- he might be acting like this but this guy…

- he is literally thinking about all the things he wants to do to you

- HE IS DEFINITELY THE TYPE

- iwaizumi just lets out the most cockiest laugh, exhaling sharply

- does that thing where you pinch the bridge of your nose out of agitation

- “yeah? think you’re gonna act like that if i come over rn?”

- the absolute SPEED his resolve changes

- one minute he’s lecturing you the next threatening to fuck your brains out like okay thank you, we all know you’re just holding it in at this point

kageyama

- revising with hinata at the library

- they’re both working on a maths equation w their phones face down on the table so that they’re not tempted to message

- kageyama’s phone just vibrates

- they both ignore it cause they’ve restarted the revision session at least twenty times now

- “kageyama, your phone keeps buzzing”

- “i know you idiot, i can hear it”

- “aren’t you going to do anything?”

- “no, we’ve restarted too many times, let’s just keep going”

- bzzzz!

- “kageyama…”

- “uh-huh”

- bzzzzzz!

- “umm..”

- bzzzzzzzzzz!

- “okayokay, oh my god i got it”

- picks up his phone, eyebrows creasing when he sees your name pop up on snapchat

- but…. he told you he was revising

- literally chokes on the air he was breathing

- his eyes blow wide w shock (probably the arousal tbh) and he’s just staring at his phone with his lips slightly parted

- instantly turns his phone off and slams it face down onto the table, completely ignoring his erection LOL

- hinata just stares at him like …….

- “kage-“

- “shut up, idiot! we’re still revising!”

- his phone goes off again

- and again

- he picks it up again, mentally preparing himself for the worst

- yeah and the photo is more lewd this time, it took him over the edge

- he can hear hinata squeak as he tries to look at his phone and instantly slams hinata’s face into the table, getting up with his bag already over his shoulder

- doesn’t even say why he’s leaving, just leaves staring at his phone w the dirtiest smirk on his face

tendou

- 1000% the type to hum when he’s happy oh my god literally a million times over whenever he’s joyful he’s definitely out n about humming songs to himself

- ushijima’s just tryna ask him a question when his phone goes off

- “one sec,”

- he picks the phone up, lifting it to his ear,

- “hey, angel- what’s up?”

- for such a smooth and sweet talking mf, he knows exactly how to press your buttons

- acting all sweet and showering you with pet names but he knows exactly what you want

- “oh, you sent me a photo? can it wait, baby girl? sorry, i’m out with ushijima”

- you can hear the mocking tone laced into his words

- “whaaat? it’s urgent? really, you want me to look at it that badly?”

- ushijima looks confused as hell

- hes like dude just open it its a photo

- just stands off to the side waiting LMFAO he doesnt wanna take chances this guy already knows

- come on… ushijima’s seen the giant crimson coloured scratches littering tendou’s back whenever he changes shirts before/after practice,

- ushijima might be stoic as hell and be unable to read expressions but my guy knows that those marks are not cat scratches

- “hang on, ushijima, can you gimme a sec?”

- “yeah.”

- tendou hums a small tune, biggest grin stretching from ear to ear

- walks a few steps forward to make sure ushijima is out of earshot

- “you really couldn’t wait, huh? want me to come over and put you in your place, baby girl?”

ushijima

- oh my god this guy

- LMFAO

- absolutely DOES NOT know how to react

- prob just finished a workout, half naked w another towel around his neck

- takes a sip of his water bottle whilst scrolling through his phone

- checks the message from his girlfriend first (obviously, he loves you)

- squeezes the water bottle with a little bit more aggression than necessary

- d-does he say something? send one back? not respond?

- hell does he just show up on your doorstep?????

- has the most fucked up thoughts about how he’s gonna handle you but he doesn’t know how to respond to a photo LOL

- imagine this guy leaves you on opened but

- hes tryna think of how to respond

- listen he literally cannot think straight with this hard-on he’s like wtf am i supposed to do now

- starts pacing up and down the bathroom LODNBGHDBF

- ends up messaging u after like 5 minutes

- u see the “ushiwaka is typing…..” and ur like fuckin finally

- “i’m on my way”

- nice one, ushijima

- you smooth bastard

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sugasplug · 2 years

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EPISODE 3

tw: discussion of suicide

- lim is so fucking funny the way he does a complete attitude 180 when ryeon says "so i can use [jun-woong] how i want" 🤣🤣👌 top tier

- jun-woong can be such a bootlicker sometimes lmfao

- OKAY FULL NAME TIME LETSGO very grateful that he gave us the characters unprompted: Lim Ryung-gu, ryung as in "high" and gu as in "to rescue". wonder why thats considered a teaseable combo

- "MR. TEMP" "MR. CONTRACT" HES SUCH A BASTARD IM IN LOVE WITH YOU SIR

- god they cut jun-woong down so quick. "you look like a rag doll", ryung-gu's mean little snicker, "keep looking forward (newbie bitch heavily implied)" yall are fucking ruthless lmfao

- damn ok this show is so good at getting me comfortable in the flow of bullying jun-woong and then punching me in my kidney with some nuance. the scene with his fathers shrine grabbed me by the balls even as i called him an idiot for going home in the first place and almost getting caught. "i wanted to fill your shoes better...still, this is...a pretty big company. i dont think theres one as big in korea" please sir im begging you to shut the fuck up my heart cant take it 😭😭

- TLDR; jun-woong can have a little depth. as a treat

- "you know how our family is unnecessarily frank and objective, right?" ok dialogue exposition go off. thanks 4 this peek into the psyche of why jun-woong is Like That

- damn that shit on why the dads missing from all the pictures hit ngl

- jun-woong you bystander trash its all "dont get involved" til its YOUR shoes got fucked up. but hes too charismatic and funny to stay mad about it. also every time its shown him doing this he gets involved anyway so as far as we know hes not even bystander trash. hes....wannabe bystander trash ??

- the delivery of him and jae-soo becoming friends in this moment was 1 of the funniest things i seen in a long time i dont even know how many times i played it back. theyre both so ridiculous who does this shit

- the creation of kim woong-jun ahjussi = petty bitch lim ryung-gu confirmed

- THE ROOSTER CROWING IN THE BG WHEN JUN-WOONG SAYS THEY NEED CHICKEN AFTER JAE-SOOS DEPRESSION MONTAGE WAS SO UNNECESSARY I HATE KDRAMAS OMFG 🤣🤣

- lmao they rly spooked the fuck out this man he ran like an olympic gold medalist was chasing him with a knife

- ryung-gu seems to be developing a habit of holding jun-woong back from shit and im interested to see where that goes

- "a temporal error will occur if your temporary body gets close to your real body" sorry but what does going tachycardic have to do with time glitching ?? anw i really thought mr sexy grim reaper did all that shit to prove a point but it turns out he didnt and also kind of saved jun-woong's life by getting him away from his own body?? granted he didnt have to choke-throw him but yknow

- ryung-gu's energy is very matchy in the scene about the contract. jun-woong raises his voice, he raises his back. jun-woong speaks quier and with deliberation, so does he. gonna have to see if thats a pattern during a rewatch sometime

- OH NO THE STRAW 🥤😭😭

- damn my mans jae-soo rly said nah this nosebleeds gonna have to wait til im done studying

- "like im the only one standing still" [meme oof audio]

- "dont cry" [cries] "nevermind. cry it out" [stops crying immediately] why is this guy so relatable

- duality of man: jun-woong is smart enough to snag his shoes from the entryway before hiding so hes not caught out and able to argue his way onto jae-soo's case by citing his usefuleness as someone who grew up in the neighborhood but also dumb enough to forget his face will change to anyone in the land of the living that knows him and not even skim the contract before signing it. YOU ARE WORKING FOR THE MF JADE EMPEROR READ THE FUCKIGN CONTRACT

- LMFAO THE DIRECTOR WAS SO IN AWE AT THE GALL OF ASKING FOR A FORBIDDEN PRACTICE TO BE ALLOWED FOR THE SAKE OF FRIED CHICKEN SHE JUST SAID YES THATS INCREDIBLE

- jun-woong really stuck his head out the window just for the reverb on that "ANDWAE...!"

- damn this kid got kicked out of school, harrassed while alone by weird strangers who lied about knowing his name without ever meeting him before, watched his mom cough up both damn lungs then try to say she was all better because of the hospital bills, and became homeless all on one day which happened to be his birthday

- say bruh i dont think ur dads comin back w that chicken. FUCK AND HE LOST HIS DAD ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOO. SHIT. FUCK

- when jae-soo woke up from one (1) PTSD nightmare and went "hm yea i need to step in front of a moving vehicle immediately" i felt that 😔😔✊

- nah im with ryeon on this one jun-woong is painfully slow on the uptake

- idk whats funnier, the fact that mr sexy grim reaper got scammed just as hard as jun-woong or the fact that jun-woong damn near dove into the other room to avoid being seen. ngl tho id be pussybaby too if some guy choked me out and tossed me ten feet while my physical body was busy being defibrillated

- ok at the risk of sounding callous idk if trying to save jae-soo's dad is the right option here?? like sure he'll be alive and jae-soo might be less fucked up, but that money was assumably what kept jae-soo fed and allowed his mother to continue treatment at the hospital. if his dad doesnt kill himself for that money theyll still be homeless and broke, and shit, maybe his mom dies instead once shes kicked out the hospital and he's just got different trauma. and you know whatever bills his dad wracks up in the hospital after his car crashes is gonna push him futher in debt, not to mention the cost of repairing the car itself, or possibly getting sued by the driver of the semi (assumung s. korean road law is similar to the usa's). fucking with time is always so riskyyy how about just get the man a support system and some therapy idk

#lu watch #lu watch: tomorrow #tomorrow kdrama #tomorrow #suicide cw #wondering if all their cases will be 2-parters like this

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