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galli-halli · 1 year

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„Wir haben alle nur gestarrt“. So wahr aber auch. Ich weiß noch wie ich so bei dem Rätsel dachte, „haha, küssen“. Und dann so 3 Sekunden später, „wie jetzt, küssen die sich jetzt?!!?“ Und als sie es dann getan haben, war mein Kopf einfach nur ERROR Fehlermeldung 404.

What a time to be alive. Auch wie Klaas einfach so ganz selbstverständlich seine Hand an Jokos Wange legen will. I can’t even. Freue mich auf eine baldige Abhandlung von dir zu diesem Moment. (Und generell, is it just me oder shippen sich die beiden selbst und werden von ihren Kollegen gerade seeeehr doll geshippt?)

Hallihallo, fühlt euch bitte nie schlecht, mir (egal wie sehr mich die fehlende Zeit momentan einschränkt) eine Nachricht zu hinterlassen oder auch eine Frage/Bitte zu stellen. Ich mag nicht immer direkt dazu kommen, aber ich schätze jeglichen Austausch mit euch sehr und das wird sich nie ändern <3

So, und jetzt kommen wir mal dazu, dass JK sich schon wieder geküsst haben?! Es wird nie alt, einen solchen Satz zu schreiben xD

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Ganz grundsätzlich gesprochen sind die beiden VR-Mazen bereits bei der Aufzeichnung raketenartig auf meine Liste der Lieblingseinspieler geschossen. Ich möchte die zweite Maz nicht spoilern, aber beide Teile haben wirklich alles zu bieten, was JKP7 Einspieler so fantastisch machen: die Aufgabe ist sehr kreativ und mit sehr viel Aufwand und Liebe zum Detail gestaltet, JK hängen irgendwo zwischen Wir wissen nicht was wir hier tun und Es ist absurd, wie viel Spaß wir mit so einem albernen Quatsch haben können. Zusätzlich ist die Mischung aus "Streitereien" und Teamwork extrem stimmig. JK halten sich an die Aufgaben (wozu auch das Küssen gehört) ohne groß zu diskutieren, nehmen sich aber genug Zeit um spontane Albernheiten einzustreuen - dazu zähle ich jetzt mal Klaas' "Guck mal Joko ich mach Liegestütze für dich" Heufer-Umlauf auch wenn das eigentlich schon wieder unter sein absurdes Flirtverhalten fallen würde.

Kurz runtergebrochen: Ich bin ein Riesenfan dieser Mazen. Für mich verbinden sie alles Positive, was JKP7 in den letzten Jahren hervorgebracht hat und manchmal muss man sich vor Augen führen, dass diese Dynamik, die JK jetzt haben, vor gar nicht allzu langer Zeit alles andere als selbstverständlich war.

Als Joko das Rätsel vorgelesen hat, dachte ich dasselbe wie du, Anon. Ich dachte, "Das hört sich an als müssten sie sich küssen, bestimmt macht Joko den Gag". Und dann war es tatsächlich die Lösung und ich war heillos überfordert xD Allein damit, dass Klaas auf die korrekte Antwort kommt, es ausspricht und null Probleme damit haben zu scheint, es durchzuziehen. Hat derselbe Klaas nicht noch im ersten Teil Joko in die Schranken gewiesen, als der vom Küssen gesprochen hat? Der Mann und sein Hin und Her, also wirklich. Wie soll man das je verstehen?

Ich habe zu der Kussszene zwei Gefühlslagen.

Einerseits finde ich es so schön, wie herzlich die beiden miteinander sind und wie natürlich sie es zeigen. Da gibt es kein Problem, es wird keine große Sache daraus gemacht. Ich habe im Rahmen anderer Ask-Antworten schon mehrmals darüber gesprochen, aber diese Selbstverständlichkeit, mit der Joko und Klaas ihre Zuneigung füreinander offen zeigen, weil sie sich wirklich gern haben und nichts daran falsch ist, finde ich bewundernswert. Vor allem in einem Medium wie dem Fernsehen gibt es noch viel zu viele Hemmschwellen, Hürden und Vorurteile, primär bei einem solchen Umgang von Männern miteinander, und JK haben auf mich immer schon so gewirkt, als würde sie das überhaupt nicht interessieren. Sie haben auf ganz viele Arten schon seit dem Beginn ihrer gemeinsamen Karriere immer ihr eigenes Ding durchgezogen und sind sich treu geblieben und eben das wird durch solche Momente auch repräsentiert. Ganz abseits von jeglichen shipping-Thematiken und Analysen ist das etwas, was für mich besonders hervorsticht.

Ja, natürlich war dieses ganze Rätsel eine ziemlich offensichtliche Form des Fanservices, den man bei JKP7 bei der Auslegung von Spielen und Mazen häufiger sehen kann - spontan fallen mir direkt die Fessel-Maz, JK bauen ein Haus und Steven zieht ein sowie jegliche "Wie gut kennen JK sich wirklich"-Spiele ein. Die Redaktion weiß ganz genau, was sie dadurch bekommen, und das ist die Aufmerksamkeit von uns und damit die Aufmerksamkeit bei social media. Tweets mit JK-Hashtags sind inzwischen hauptsächlich auf die Dynamik und das Miteinander von Joko und Klaas bezogen und das geht an niemandem vorbei, der sich ab und zu damit beschäftigt. Weswegen mich diese Herangehensweise nicht stört und ich sie ganz im Gegenteil größtenteils als sehr gelungen empfinde, ist einmal JKs Umgang damit (eben die Natürlichkeit, über die ich oben gesprochen habe) und zum anderen, dass diese Momente nur eingestreut und gut portioniert werden.

Es geht hier immer noch um Unterhaltung. Inzwischen sind diese kleinen und größeren Hints in Richtung JK und uns Teil der Unterhaltung geworden, die uns in den Florida-Shows präsentiert werden, aber es wird damit nicht übertrieben. Jede Anspielung und jeder Spruch basiert auf JKs Miteinander. Die Richtung eines Spiels wird vorgegeben, in ihrem Verhalten bleiben sie aber frei, und das kann man genau in dieser Maz sehr schön sehen.

Nun zum weniger objektiven Teil, weil das uns allen doch sehr viel mehr Spaß macht:

Was war denn da schon wieder los?!?!

Und wieso bin ich nach all der Zeit immer noch fassungslos darüber, dass die zwei so irre sind, was platonisches, brüderliches Küssen angeht? Man sollte meinen, ich habe mich an Jokos ständiges Fragen danach genauso gewöhnt wie an Klaas' Aussetzer, die ganz viel Starren und ganz wenig Logik beinhalten. Aber nein. Die machen mich immer noch verrückt damit.

Im Studio und auch danach war ich zu perplex, um irgendwie angemessen darauf zu reagieren. Denn auch wenn die Aktion selbst natürlich von dem Rätsel bzw. der Redaktion vorgegeben wurde, die Ausführung war so typisch JK, dass ich schon wieder schreien könnte. Das einzige, was ich danach sofort nochmal sehen wollte, war dieser erste Versuch, als sie mit den Brillen aneinanderstoßen.

Wie sehr kann man Joko küssen wollen? Klaas: Ja!

In meiner Erinnerung haben sie danach beide gekichert und es direkt nochmal versucht. Aber oh. OH, das war wohl nur Joko.

Klaas war da offensichtlich mit etwas ganz anderem beschäftigt als zu kichern, Klaas streckt sich und reckt seinen Kopf nach oben, auch nachdem Joko vor ihm zurückweicht. Klaas war ready; und wie ready er war, sieht man dann an seiner Reaktion darauf, dass sie nochmal von vorne starten müssen.

(Fun Fact am Rande: Die Gifs tragen den wunderschönen Namen "JK küssen sich schon wieder")

Alles daran, sein herrisches "Komm jetzt", wie er die Hand sinken lässt, wie er sich wegdreht - es ist so typisch Klaas xD

Irgendwo zwischen Ungeduld und Frustration. Ist es ihm unangenehm, ist er genervt oder enttäuscht? Alles, oder doch keins davon? Ich tippe am ehesten auf Ungeduld und das amüsiert mich doch sehr. Egal was der Ursprung dieser Ungeduld sein mag, es zählt, was davon bei uns ankommt. Und auf mich wirkt es so, als wäre da jemand nicht begeistert darüber, unterbrochen worden zu sein, weil die doofen VR-Brillen im Weg waren. Eine Frechheit, dass Klaas noch ein paar Sekunden länger auf seinen Kuss warten musste.

Ebenso absurd wie diese Reaktion finde ich, dass Joko daraufhin wie automatisiert die Distanz zwischen ihnen schließt, indem er ihm wieder entgegen kommt. Die sind wirklich wie zwei Magneten, die sich permanent anziehen und es vermutlich nicht einmal merken.

Diese Symmetrie ist auch genau der Grund, aus dem ich hier ihren letzten Kuss bei der Besten Show als Vergleich daneben gestellt habe.

Wie auch damals kommen sie sich gleichzeitig und sehr synchron entgegen. Beim Beste Show Kuss kann ich bis heute nicht sagen, wer wen mehr an sich zieht. Die Bewegung scheint von Klaas auszugehen, bis man sich Jokos Hand- und Armbewegungen ansieht. Es sind beide.

Bei der VR-Maz wiederholt sich das Ganze, nur dass Joko sich zurückzieht, als ihre Brillen kollidieren. Klaas hingegen scheint völlig in einem anderen Film zu sein und verharrt nicht nur, sondern wendet sich Joko noch einmal aktiv entgegen.

Zu Klaas' Handplatzierung habe ich schon einige Meinungen gelesen und kann mir tatsächlich alles von er hat versucht sie an Jokos Gesicht oder Kinn zu legen bis hin zu er wollte die Hand zwischen ihre Münder legen irgendwie vorstellen. Am wahrscheinlichsten finde ich jedoch, dass er die Hand als Orientierungshilfe gebraucht hat. Abstände und Bewegungen werden durch die VR-Brille offensichtlich verzerrt und sind nicht ohne weiteres einzuschätzen, vor allem, wenn man wie in ihrem Fall das Gesicht/die Lippen des anderen finden muss. Die Handbewegung wirkt auf mich am ehesten ertastend und koordinierend.

Trotz der Umstände sieht vor allem dieses Entgegenkommen so flüssig und routiniert aus, dass es mich ein bisschen sprachlos macht. Das war beim Beste Show Kuss aber, wie man sehen kann, schon genauso. Selbst ihr Mundpropaganda-Kuss, bei dem sie eindeutig am aufgeregtesten waren, hat schlichtweg stimmig gewirkt.

Bei Joko und Klaas greifen so viele Ebenen automatisch ineinander, weil sie sich auf jeder dieser Ebenen blind verstehen. Sie verstehen sich durch Worte, durch Gesten, durch Blicke, aber eben auch durch diese nonverbale, körperliche Ebene. Es gibt unzählige Momente aus den vergangenen Jahren, in denen sie die exakt selbe Bewegung ausführen, ohne es abzusprechen oder es überhaupt zu sehen. Die zwei sind einfach im Einklang miteinander.

Deshalb wirkt es bei all der Absurdität trotzdem nicht absurd, dass sie sich küssen. Egal wie oft Joko es im Scherz vorschlägt. Egal wie oft Klaas ihn abweist. Wenn es dann wirklich so weit ist, sind sie sofort in einem Rhythmus. Und nein, wir bekommen den richtigen Kuss natürlich nicht zu sehen, weil die Florida es liebt uns zu teasen. Wir wissen auch nicht, ob sie sich wirklich geküsst oder nur so getan haben. Was wir aber wissen, ist, wie unaufgeregt und fast schon routiniert sie damit umgegangen sind. Und das ist einerseits extrem soft und andererseits beinhaltet es diese JK-weirdness, denn da tun sich bei mir tausend weitere Fragen auf xD

Abschließend möchte ich, nur für die Softness of it all, nochmal darauf hinweisen, wie häufig Joko und Klaas in den paar Sekunden vor und nach dem Kuss kichern oder leise lachen. Bei Klaas dachte ich kurzzeitig, sie hätten dieselbe Tonspur von vor ein paar Sekunden nochmal eingefügt, aber nein. Der lacht wirklich die ganze Zeit vor sich hin, weil er Joko küssen darf soll.

Genau das macht diesen Reiz von Joko und Klaas aus. Einerseits benehmen sie sich, als wäre das der 220983te Kuss des Tages, andererseits kichern sie darüber wie ein frisch verliebtes Pärchen.

Und damit habe ich für heute genug gebrabbelt.

...aber das können wir uns nochmal ansehen, weil es so schön war.

Hier ruht Klausis Geduld. Er hat jetzt lange genug auf seinen Kuss gewartet.

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randygrim · 6 months

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I can't cosplay Miku, YET!!!!!!! But I sure as hell can draw myself as her

100% making myself a miku cane. Thats the project of my dreams

#i wanna make myself some custom canes cuz my cane is super boring #i wanna make one with a strawberry theme. one with a duck theme. and one thats moths and mushrooms #but i know that its gonna take forever ;u;#so ill let u know if i fine something good thrifting. or any charms and sticker i find for that!!!!!#i cant fucking w8 for a duck cane omfgg i love them. they are so cute and could peck me to death #ok enough rambling #randy rambles #hatsune miku #self portrait #my art #grims art #um also hi people who didnt know im obsessed with miku. you will be seeing more art of her in da future

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hyperionwitch-art · 10 months

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Hi! I'm new to your blog and was wondering if I could get a brief snippet about some of your OCs? Like a backstory, little quirks, etc etc (Because they look really awesome and I want to learn a little about them!! Also your art is gorgeous)

Hi anon, welcome to the blog! Thanks for the sweet words~

Haha, I'd love to talk about my OCs...but there are a bunch of them floating around! ...I mean it doesn't LOOK that way because I mainly post about my Terrible Kids, but in my brain there are a ton, I swear.

Let me know if there's anybody you'd like to know about specifically! The big ones that actually get airtime are uuuuh The Kids and other TES folks, Tam, Nehris, and the assorted Pathfinder kiddos (mostly Jessen I guess), but if you dig up somebody specific I can do my best!

I feel bad not responding with something immediately though, so here are a couple misc. posts that have some backstory and fun facts about a few characters! 🖤

About Tev Voiceclaims Fave OC facts

#ask #sorry anon! I hope you see this and have specific requests tho!#like I assume you may mean tev and dren since they are all I talk about but #I don't wanna be presumptuous!#I thought very briefly about doing a blurb for all my OCs but um #I did an inventory of them #and it turns out there are a lot!#tho admittedly I only post about a handful of them because I get the Brainrot #and that's just TUMBLR OCs #you guys wouldn't believe the club characters I got over on DA #slaps head #this bad boy can fit so many characters

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cutielatias · 5 months

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#sifu #s1fu #s1fu man #screenshot #here it is the evil smile photo look at this man face! look at his smile! is so evil😅😨#when i see this photo sometimes i even got jumpscared😅 cuz he's face is so malicious it's so different from his neutral/normal face #was exactly something like that that he face got like on that day #creepy that he/they (the woman do too)do this face when they make the knife attack that look like they are cutting the enemies throat #(but they probably do this face/smirk on other attacks cuz on that arena the man wasn't using the knife)#the game knows haha😂 cuz when you do this attack at the gameplay their hide their mouths #especially with the man cuz he's arm is so HUGE that hides the smirk(and the knife hide a little bit too)#it hides the smirk part (cuz if you look on the other side of the mouth they are not smirking)#not gonna lie...i kinda like it this detail!(i like a malicious vibe (...some) its kinda cool/badass)#the man with this evil smile remind of something i think he give me a barbarian man vibe he looks like evil oldman idk how to explain that #idk how to explain just remind of it and at the time i take the photo he was even with a little bit of a facial hair #Idk he gives an evil man vibe (but i dont think hes evil it just the face vibe)#nunca vi esse homem tão feliz/ da um sorriso tão honesto😅😂😂

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capitaen · 1 year

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Unter anderen Umständen hätte Martin, der schon die letzte halbe Stunde so akribisch über seinen Matheaufgaben gesessen hatte, sich nicht aus seiner Konzentration bringen lassen. Aber andere Umstände würden auch nicht Jonathan mit sich bringen [...] — Unter der Haut by @chucklepea-hotpot

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#das fliegende klassenzimmer #das fliegende klassenzimmer 2003 #erich kästner #german stuff #martin thaler #jonathan trotz #lilly hat gezaubert #the emotional damage this fic gave me #in the best way possible obvs #can't wait to see the jungens in more pain #thank you bro <3 #stuff i made #(das unten in der mitte passt nur so semi gut #wollte irgendwas um die spaziergänge mit hund zu representen #aber hab nichts besseres gefunden was den richtigen vibe hat)

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mistofstars · 1 year

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Vermutung, warum Klaas Joko in Duell um die Geld andauernd *so* ansieht und sie schamlos flirten - weil Joko einen Smoking trägt und mal nicht wie ein Buntstift rumläuft 😂

#Duell um die Geld #Joko und klaas #Oldschool joko und klaas #Dudg #I see you Klaas #Wie bei dudw Las Vegas #Da musste Joko auch Smoking tragen #Und die Aufgabe kam ja von klaas #So so #I connected the dots

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bomnun · 2 years

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i also think the divide among universe between people who think kino is the best ptg producer and should be making every title track and people who think he’s the worst ptg producer and needs to release less songs is so funny bc I feel like almost everyone who has an opinion on this (a lot of ppl just think his songs are nice and aren’t comparing directly to the other members of whatever) is near either of the endpoints of the spectrum … you (or at least I) have not seen that kind of split on any of the other member’s composing except some kino solo stans who think hui sucks and is holding kino back ofc

#personally I’m somewhere near…not digging all of it #some songs he’s gotten away with releasing are not my favorites and his SoundCloud… I really don’t enjoy it and it’s also dampened my trust #in his abilities a little #bc imagine if he gave something like la di da to pitigi??? i wouldn’t be able to look at him again /lh #but my url...is a kino song and one I like #paradise by him is another one of my favorite pitigi songs #but imo… he has the weakest hooks and melodies in choruses #like on average not all of them are poor #and weakest mainly means I think the others are stronger … even 2won with like 10 songs composed by them combined sawry #I’m sooooo bored I need to go back to cleaning and painting now #t says #but I feel like half of ppl on twitter and 80% on yt always say kino is their favorite composer hdksjsjs #opinions can differ !! but i personally am fine with baby I love you and beautiful goodbye not being title tracks <3 #very fine <3 as in prefer what we have now by a lot #some kino hooks are very enjoyable like… my username is a kino song which I love dearly #i like paradise sparkling night happiness when it rains in night um that’s quite a few #when I finish ranking every single ptg song then you will see!#in the tags when I’m talking about hooks I mainly mean melodies #obviously he’s a much more skilled and seasoned producer (as in someone with more experience with arrangement and sound production)#than sw for example #if the options for a title track were okayish knovation song and generic mass produced song I would pick kno #easily #it’s a relative assessment from me here

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jrueships · 2 years

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the ja disease has spread...

#the gay griddies.... please #just let us Rest #i hate the griddy AND NOT BECAUSE IM TOO TALL TO DO IT #but because a little kid kept griddying into my knees like can i help you ???#he was my nephew so he survived the encounter but still #sauce stupid hat is glued to his head most definitely #especially in the ti style #disCOSTang #the way he had his chest out for the first few seconds 😭#the griddy never stops half emoji salute emoji STFU #hall waddling on screen in a giant sunhat ????? hello ?#'👒😸 hi guys !'#'🥰 woah 😳. sauce twerkin 🤨? um 😵‍💫... okay 😼'#all sauces cool extra lil arm accessories #life is a disney movie and he is the main character #lord of da bling #number 1 because HE IS N U M B ER O N E‼️‼️‼️#ALSO DID YALL JUST SEE WHAT NFL POSTED ON TIKTOK??????? wild #anyways the return of the horrid gay griddy #sauce #hall #hall moment <3 #entering all polite hand to wrist

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dazeymazey · 1 year

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[ id: a lineless digital drawing of a pink anthropomorphic axolotl character. he has large horns with a darker pink gradient, and purple and aquamarine heterochromatic eyes. he's wearing a white shirt underneath an aquamarine vest with a purple tie. he has a look of surprise on his face as he hold his hands out, and a pink Minecraft axolotl wiggles back and forth in his palms. the background is a solid blue with a pink border end id ]

titled "axolotl .. 2!"

( character belongs to lolbatz on artfight )

#artfight dump #other people's ocs #axolotl #this was my very last attack it was like 3 in da morning #um ok thats all folks see you whenever

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waywardsalt · 14 days

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>:3

#i feel like sisyphus in this job space tonight so assorted bellumbeck thoughts go #tryjng to not touch on the stuff im writing an actual post on bjt i might repeat stuff and get into ship territory #so like. i enjoy getting way too deep abt bellumbeck and the possible parallels and w/e between bellum n linebeck #things to get deeper abt them and connections between them. abt linebeck being somehow more drawn to bellum than oshus #tryina get my mind off of things. school work world at large yknow. uh. trying to stay optimistic. idk if thats a good idea rn #anyways. um. something abt like. bellum is to linebeck as the spirits are to link. linebeck and link as the two major human main characters #being kind of strongly associated with these opposing forces? linebeck and link being foils/generally very different #yknow? like maybe oshus/the spirits ofc choose him in a sense bc he aligns with their goals and beliefs #while linebeck aligns more with bellum’s goals (which ig you can infer with some similarities between them from what you see)#yeah. making it way deeper than it actually is. bellum meeting linebeck in the middle in some form before just yknow. fucking with him #the thing between linebeck and bellum is so fun. it starts with bellum just throwing all of linebecks trauma at him and that backfiring #then trying to get him on to his side with the whole like i mean you do fantasize abt murder dude and then that falling flat #and then just giving up and getting violent and then THAT backfires bc uh oh he started venting by accident n linebecks kinda into this #its half weird silly visceral homoerotic WHATEVER and the just straight up literary analysis of this 17 year old game #oh god ph is turning 17 this year. now THAT makes me feel old #anyyyyyways. i do like linebeck kind of being v similar to bellum. the disdain for ciela. a mlre chaotic and self serving way of life.#hatred for ppl who try to limit or control him. bit of a scrappier n frantic mindset when scared. loves to hit da bricks when shit sucks #i am putting them together like little dolls i think brllumbeck is really interesting to get wayyyy too invested in.

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thevoidstaredback · 23 days

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Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant

Listen. It was an accident. He didn't mean to! It just kinda happened.

So maybe he brought a drink with enough caffeine in it to kill an elephant within a few minutes, and maybe he forgot to put the sleeve on his cup so he could tell it apart from the others, but it's not his fault! He didn't think anyone else was going to have the exact same Yeti cup as him! It's not like he'd seen any of the others carry one before. Besides, he worked with superheros. They should be smart enough to check before drinking someone else's drink.

Danny had been summoned by the Justice League Dark a few years back in order to help with a world ending crisis and he just didn't leave. It's not like he could go anywhere anyway. His ghost half hadn't grown past fourteen and his human half had stopped visibly aging at eighteen. He'd had to leave town as Danny Fenton, but he'd stayed in Amity Park as Danny Phantom. When his parents died of old age, thank god, he'd closed down the portal, stuck around for a few more years, before traveling the world as Danny Fenton.

Anyway, he'd taken up residence in the House of Mysteries after the JLD had summoned him. Constantine, at first, had been wary, but he and the rest of the JLD had grown to accept him. He was an honorary member of the team.

At some point, just after Robin had become Red Robin, Danny had been introduced to the Justice League. He liked those guys, too, and worked with them sometimes. Though, he usually only went to bug them.

Red Robin had been very interested in the fact that his was fourteen and working with grown heros, like he was one to talk, but Danny hadn't explained anything other than saying that he had died and come back. The following conversation was an interesting one that lead to Danny knowing that Nightwing was the Batman he'd met and that Batman was lost somewhere. He'd confirmed that the man was not dead, but he hadn't offered to help look for him. He probably should have, in retrospect.

Back on topic! Everyone in the JLD knew not to touch Danny's drink. They'd all seen him make it before and had been horrified on varying degrees. It's not like it could kill him. He's already half dead! So long as he only drank this specific brew as Phantom, he'd be fine.

The Justice League, apparently, didn't get the memo. He blames Constantine because Zatanna and Raven can do no wrong. No, John, he's not biased.

The point is, Red Robin just had a sip of Danny's drink. The horror he now felt was akin to the fear he held when he'd told his parents he was Phantom. (An interaction that had gone very well, thank you very much.)

Danny knew the exact moment that the vigilante realized he grabbed the wrong drink. His eyes widened to an astonishing degree, and, if he'd been able to seen his eyes behind the mask, Danny knew that the man's pupils would've completely overtaken the irises. His hands started shaking, too. Oh, no. The man's already addicted to hellish amounts of coffee. This is only going to make it worse!

Quickly, and without drawing any attention, thank the Ancients, Danny rushed over. "You, um, you okay, man?" Obviously not, but he tends to talk when he's anxious and he was certainly anxious right now. He could've possibly just killed a man via poison!

"What the fuck is in this coffee?" Red Robin asked, going to take another sip.

Danny pulled the Yeti from his hand and gave him the proper one. "Enough caffeine to kill an elephant."

"Obviously not, seeing as I'm still alive."

"Yeah, I can't tell if that's a good thing or not."

"Excuse me?"

"I-I mean-! I didn't-! You know what I mean." Caffeine is poisonous in excess, and his drink was way beyond excess, but it's the only thing that works for him as a ghost! Superpowered metabolism and all that.

"Do I?" The laugh in his voice answered for him. He took a sip from his drink and frowned at it. "I don't think any coffee will ever be enough again."

"And that's my cue to get my drink very far away from you." Danny turned, fully intent on moving to the other side of the room. Besides, the meeting was going to start as soon as the Flash and Kid Flash arrived, which would be soon. Something about one of their Rouges getting out?

"What?" Red Robin asked, "Why?" If he was a little desperate to get another sip of that coffee, he'd rather not acknowledge it.

"Because you don't need anymore lethal coffee," he muttered, "The sip you took will already keep you awake for three days at least, and it probably jump started an addiction. Best to stop it now. Besides, I need to go have my crisis on how the hell you're still alive after even a sip of this stuff."

"Again, rude." The bird themed vigilante crossed his arms as best he could while holding his cup. "If it's so dangerous, why do you drink it?"

Danny took a deliberate sip as he locked eyes with the technically younger man. "I'm dead. I don't need to worry about my heart stopping or having a seizure."

"Excuses."

"No, it's not 'excuses'. I'm saving your life."

"You're a kid. If I can't have that coffee, then you shouldn't be having it."

"First, I'm older than you. Second, I already told you: I'm dead. This isn't going to hurt me. Third, you can't tell me what to do."

"There's no way you're older than me. You're like, ten."

"I'm thirty-eight!" He balked, "I only look fourteen because I died when I was fourteen. We've been over this."

Neither noticed the entire Justice League looking at them. The two they were waiting on had arrived a few minutes ago and everyone was ready to start the meeting, but they'd been distracted by the two's conversation. Was that true? Had Phantom really died so young? They'd all been made aware he was not living, but they didn't think he'd died so young! Though, that was probably the denial speaking.

The Justice League Dark had been fully aware of this and didn't really bat an eye. Though, someone should probably get this meeting started. A potentially world ending threat was the topic, and that was a pretty important thing to discuss.

Captain Marvel was the first to pull himself together, though that was only after Atlas and Zeus had mentally slapped him out of his stupur. "As, ah, riveting as this conversation is," he stepped between the two boys- er, boy and man? "we really need to start this meeting."

Batman did not clear his throat because he'd not lost his voice in the first place. "He's right. Everyone take your seats."

Part 2

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kqgranny · 1 year

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#im not even going to tag this. the 5 tags in front trick doesnt work anymore #that way if you see this it's entirely your own fault #um. uh. so. magnet base by heroheart001 on dA #there's so many layers to how awful this is #granny

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starry-bi-sky · 4 months

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More clone^2 snippets

Snippet 12: hands

Lancer: dear god, Mr. Fenton, what happened to your hands!?

Danny, had a run in with Damian’s katana and both of his hands have stitches: um… cooking… accident. I can’t use them that much currently

Lancer, pale: right, yes, of course. You may have one of your friends right you notes until they are properly healed

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Snippet 13: more hands (and dash is a dick)

Dash: I bet Fenturd’s just faking his hand injury to get out of doing class work. Getting out of classwork is my thing! I’ll show him.

Danny, minding his own business:

Dash, yanks on his fingers harshly: Freak! Did you think you could copy me and het away with it?

Danny, his stitches torn from the way Dash grabbed him: you’re the last person I’d want to copy Dash, let go.

Dash: we all know you’re faking the hand injury, there’s no way you’d— you’d—

(Danny’s hands are bleeding, and starting to smear on Dash’s hands.)

Danny, (fake) calmly: you were saying, Dash?

Dash: I - uh—

Danny: thanks for opening them up, jerk.

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Snippet 14: Danny is Bruce’s Clone and Bruce Wayne has been hottest man alive for many consecutive years

The A-Lister Girls are at a sleepover

Star: Never have I ever had a crush on Danny Fenton

All girls (including Star): puts a finger down

A-List Girl: Paulina put your finger down

Paulina, begrudgingly putting a finger down: he shouldn’t count - he’s a loser!

A-List Girl: he’s still the cutest boy in our grade. Put your damn finger down.

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Snippet 15: unstoppable force vs immovable object

(In the Clone Danny Au, since Danny is not a ghost Valerie doesn’t see Phantom as the guy who ruined her life, but a very exhausted vigilante trying his best. They’re allies with conflicting ideologies on how to handle ghosts.)

Red Huntress: are you kidding me, Phantom? You dragged a kid in with you to fight ghosts? I thought you were better than that

Wraith, offended: *opening his mouth*

Phantom, tiredly putting a hand over Damian’s mouth: *in ASL + one hand* you don’t think I tried to stop him?

Red Huntress: he’s a child, Phantom, how hard could it be?

Phantom: looks down at Wraith

Wraith: looks up at Phantom with the eyes of a hundred enraged bulls

Phantom, kneeling down to Wraith and pulling his mask up to show his mouth: *whispering inaudibly*

Wraith: *takes off in the opposite direction*

Phantom, standing up to Red: *ASL* well? go get him

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Snippet 16: identity

(Danny and Damian are sitting on a rooftop, in the middle of a break from patrol. Damian sits between Danny’s legs and Danny is slumped over Damian’s back.)

Damian, playing with Danny’s fingers:

Danny: who are you?

Damian: Damian.

Danny: who are you not?

Damian: Damian Wayne.

Danny: do you have to be?

Damian: no.

Danny: who do you have to be?

Damian: I just have to be me.

Danny: who are you?

Damian: I’m Damian.

Danny: good.

Damian:

Danny:

Damian: who are you?

Danny, smiling: Danny

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Snippet 17: long hair

(In the Clone Danny Au, Danny’s hair goes to his shoulders. I was in a GNC mood at the time the au was made and it passed on to Danny.)

Tucker: are you going to cut your hair, Danny? It’s getting long.

Danny, laying against the bed frame with Sam doing his hair: probably to get the dead ends cut off. I like it long.

Sam: I like it long too.

Tucker: you like it long because he lets you do whatever you want to it

Sam: it’s also a stand against the oppressive stereotype that men can’t have long hair and must always have it short in order to appear masculine! Danny’s showing individuality and sticking it to the patriarchy at the same time!

Danny: and because I let you do whatever you want to it.

Sam, making a punk hairdo for danny: yea that too

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Snippet 18: Danny is Bruce Wayne’s clone and Bruce——

Danny, getting stuff from his locker: my parents have a new ‘Fenton anti-ghost sticky bomb’ they’re working on and—

Student with a photography camera: Hey, Fenton!

Danny, looking over: what?

Student: *snaps a photo* thanks!

Student walks away

Danny:

Tucker:

Sam:

Danny: so… um…. Is that- is that another Wes? Should I be worried?

Sam: you should be angry! He just took your picture without your consent! That’s a violation of your bodily autonomy.

Danny: we can keep an eye on it, Sam, and if it becomes an issue then I’ll report it to a teacher.

Danny: and as I was saying, I can’t wait to have to make sure that that doesn’t hurt anyone.

Danny: i love having to stay up late sabotaging my parents’ inventions. Yay…

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Snippet 19: Danny is Bruce’s clone and—

Wes: ranting about how Phantom = Danny and how there’s proof and he has it and—

Random Student from his photography club: you wanna kiss him so bad it makes you look stupid.

Wes: I do nOT

Student: Its okay Wes, so does literally everyone else.

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Snippet 20: Lookalike

Danny: the only good thing about being Bruce Wayne’s clone is that my Brucie Wayne Impression is spot on

Damian: what??

Danny: my Brucie Wayne impression. It shouldn’t be as fun as it is doing it

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc au #dp x dc au #dpdc #dpxdc au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #danny fenton is a clone #danny being bruce’s clone opens up funny shenanigans that I have yet to see be used in another aus #like the fact that Bruce Wayne is Incredibly Attractive and Danny being his clone means he looks like him #and is thus ALSO very attractive to his classmates #danny having a secret club of admirers is insanely funny to me #wes weston: ranting about danny being phantom #his classmate: u have such a crush #wes: yes but NO #danny and damian have a little mantra that they repeat back at each other #to remind themselves that they are their own people #ellie gets in on it too when she’s around no worries #red huntress at wraith: child #wraith: and i took that personally fUCK YOU #damian doesnt know any asl so he currently Cant Say Shit in front of the living #he’s learning english danny will save the asl for later #this also means bby dames gets Smug bc he’s (one of) the only living person danny talks to as phantom #young children are possessive and bby dames being slightly possessive of his older brother #is very funny and very endearing to me #clone^2

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carlplsrailme · 10 months

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"𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠" | 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬

summary: as you sit bored in a supermarket with Carl, you both find a written porno and decide to recite it while dying laughing

carl grimes x fem!reader

cw: suggestive talk, reference to sex, just fluff!!

request: Can you maybe do a one shot of Carl and reader reading a porno they found on a run and making fun of it or smting (this is my first time requesting something omgurrr)

"don't stop!" you cry out, grinning ear to ear as the flimsy paper rolls off your fingers and onto the slippery floor of the empty supermarket as you bark out laughing

"no- no! it's my turn!" Carl cries out as he reaches for the shiny magazine that's now flung to a different page

you slid down the counter of the checkout where you both are hiding away, well, were hiding away before a porno fell out from the cabinet, most likely from a really bored worker.

Carl flips the pages before landing and scanning through the page you were on, trying to find the place you left off

"ok..umm...oh! you're gonna take everything I give you!" his cheeks blow up with air as he tries to contain his laugh but just ends up laughing harder

"give me that!" you snatch it away from him, clearing your throat as you search for the actress in you

"yes! um.." you look back at the page

"da-...daddy?" your face scrunches up in disgust as carls face goes pale before falling back on the tile, dying as you stare at the words

"who says that?" you ask Carl but he is too busy laughing to tell you

"people- who um-" he chokes a laugh "are into that I guess"

your lip twist in disgust as you turn the page to continue

"uh- UHAAA!" you toss the magazine at him as he jumps back at your reaction

"what? what?" he crawls over to you as you fling your hand in the air

"there are stains on that page" you almost gag as your finger grazed the page and now you want nothing to do with it

"UGH EW!" Carl lunges back from you like you're infected and you look at him betrayed

"I didn't touch it!"

"then why is your hand above your head like you did?" his blue eye squints at you with fake distrust while he has playfulness oozing from all around, you grin as you position yourself to run

"fine then!" you leap and try to spread the infected hand onto him but he runs away, you chase in through isles as he tosses back empty cereal boxes and whatever he can to keep you away from him

"get away from me!" he shrills and you just laugh manically

"what are you two doing?" a gruff voice yells out behind you and you both stop dead in your tracks before turning to see Rick

"um..." you peep

"scavenging?" Carl tries and you snort a laugh and Rick snaps his glare at you

"In the car. both of you."

an: ahh happy one-year of my account guys! i LOVED this request! its always fun to do fluff <33 thank you so much! <3

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mypoisonedvine · 4 months

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"I can think of a more fun way you can thank me." + "has anybody else ever made you feel like this?" with mob!bucky

oh, mob!bucky, how I've missed you <3 this turned out pretty um. fucked up tbh

warnings: smut (18+ only!!), oral m receiving and creampie, daddy kink, public sex/exhibitionism, hair pulling, established (sugar daddy) relationship

100 random prompts - send me a number and a character!

"And what do you say when I buy you something pretty, baby?" he purred as he ran his hands over your exposed back-- funny how the dresses he bought you always showed so much skin...

"Thank you, daddy," you cooed in return, bending down to kiss him on the cheek, and he smirked as he spread his legs a bit wider in his chair.

"Doesn't she look great, boys?" he prompted the men around him, who nodded and hollered in agreement. Sometimes it could be hard to get Bucky alone, with all the guards and 'employees' of various ranking always around him. Of course, you had him to yourself every night as long as you were willing to wait for those late night drinking and poker sessions to end-- which you were, you were used to the way he lived. And you were used to the attention of his colleagues, as well, because he loved to show you off to anyone he could.

What you weren't used to was him reaching down to pet your legs suggestively like this, in front of everyone.

"You know, if you wanna thank me," he continued with a raised eyebrow, "I can think of a much more fun way."

You cleared your throat nervously, glancing at the men around you. "O-of course, daddy-- when you come to the penthouse tonight, I'll thank you all night long."

The men snickered, but Bucky wasn't satisfied. "You can thank me here," he decided. "I don't have anything to hide from them."

Your heart raced, but fuck, it turned you on, too. Especially that look in his eyes, you would've done anything he wanted right then. But you wanted to be sure you weren't misunderstanding his intentions. Leaning in, you mumbled quietly: "Do you really want me to... in front of them?"

"Yes," he answered, looking up at you expectantly; and so you kissed him as you started to sink down onto your knees in front of the chair.

Already there were some strong reactions from the men watching you: cheers, laughs, even clapping. It made you feel... several emotions. It made you fucking wet.

You broke the kiss when you were fully on the ground, running your hands up his legs until he moved his hips forward for you to open his belt. "Can I take it out for you, daddy?" you asked sweetly, and he laughed as he nodded.

"Of course, baby," he hummed.

You didn't waste any time-- you freed his cock from his suit trousers, and dove in to lick a long stripe from the base of it to his tip. He got a bit harder in your grasp, putting a hand on the back of your head to guide you to swallow him down.

"Fuck," he groaned, "she's got such a sweet little mouth..."

Your hips shifted, something sexy and filthy about the way he was talking to them instead of you. But, he did address you next.

"Show them how you can take it all, sweetheart," he encouraged, "show them what daddy taught you."

You bobbed your head lower until your lips were at his base, and his tip was pressing into your throat. They made sounds of awe and amusement, watching him hold your head down and fuck up into your mouth until you gagged loudly. He held you down for one more moment before letting you breathe again-- you pulled back and looked up at him as you sucked in air sharply. "Is that good, daddy?"

"Yes, babydoll," he assured, "you can keep going."

You got back to it, though he gave you a little more control this time, and you used it to bring your hand around him and stroke the rest of his cock while you sucked him. You still deepthroated him when you could, just with breaks in between; all while he bragged about you to his men.

"See how obedient she is?" he announced smugly. "She'll do anything for me. Such a good little girl for daddy."

They certainly seemed to agree: you heard someone say "I bet she is" and someone else notice "she really knows how to suck a cock, huh?"

Just when you thought you were doing well, Bucky grabbed you by your hair and pulled you off of him; before you could ask what he was doing or if you'd done something wrong, he stood up and bent you over the table roughly, slamming you down hard enough to make the poker chips and cards bounce. "Sorry, baby," he growled as you whined, "you can't get daddy all worked up like that and not expect any consequences."

He was still pinning you down by your neck with one hand while the other pulled up the bottom of your dress to expose your ass-- no panties, just like he'd told you when you left to try on the new dress. He slammed his cock inside you, making you cry and arch your back as he fucked you brutally against the table. Some of the men were still seated around it, and you shut your eyes tight so you wouldn't have to make eye contact with any of them.

"She's such a good girl for me," he praised again, "always ready to take my cock. Isn't that right, dollface? You let daddy fuck you whenever he wants?"

You nodded as you whimpered, and the men laughed. "She's so cute," one of them noticed, "no wonder he can't keep his hands off her."

"And she likes it when daddy gets rough," Bucky added with a low laugh, and you moaned louder. "Uh huh, I know, babydoll-- you love being mine so much..."

"Daddy!" you yelped as he started to pump even faster-- he certainly wasn't pulling any punches. Probably because he knew what it did to you. "Daddy, m'gonna come!"

"See how easy she is?" he smiled. "Fuck, she can't help it, she just loves getting used so much. You can come, baby, nice and loud so everybody can hear you."

"Fuck, daddy, fuck!" you moaned, legs shaking as the feeling hit you hard and sudden. You hadn't expected at all how easily you would come from this-- if anything you thought it would be harder with all these eyes on you.

You would've collapsed if you weren't being held against that table by his painfully-tight grip on your hair. "Fuck, she squeezes me so good when she comes," Bucky growled, "this cunt really knows how to treat a cock."

He seemed to be going even deeper inside of you, if that was possible, and you felt your own wetness starting to run down your legs.

"I'm close, baby, I'm fuckin' close," he warned with another tug on your hair. "You want daddy to come?"

"Yes," you whimpered.

"You want daddy's come deep inside you?"

"Yes!"

"Fuck, fuck," he groaned, and all at once he stopped, grunting through his teeth as he filled you as deep as he could go. "Fuck, babydoll... god, look how pretty you looking getting filled with come... doesn't she look pretty, boys?"

He slowly pulled out of you, but put both his hands on your ass to spread it out and get a better view of your hole.

"Damn, look't that," he praised, "can't hardly tell daddy just beat you up, you're still so tight. Push it out, honey, I want them to see how good daddy filled you."

Your face was so hot now you honestly thought you might melt-- and you kept your eyes shut tight to hide from the embarrassment-- but you heard the men leaning and looking around you to get a glimpse as you flexed your muscles to push his come out of you.

You felt a thick drop run down from your opening, and they all reacted aloud. "Good, sweetie, keep going," Bucky praised, and you whimpered as you pushed more and an even bigger wave oozed out of you.

The men couldn't keep their mouths shut now. "Damn, that's a lot of come." "She really does whatever he says." "Look at it running down her legs, what a whore." "You can tell she likes it too, look-- fucking slut."

Bucky guided you to stand up straight again, pulling your dress down to cover your ass. You blinked your eyes open, though you couldn't be too surprised as the lascivious stares of all the men in front of you. "You did so good, baby," Bucky praised softly in your ear, holding you close from behind. "They all want you so fucking bad, hm? But whose are you, doll?"

"Yours, daddy," you answered weakly.

"That's right, sweetheart," he cooed as he kissed you on the cheek, "you belong to me."

#bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes smut #mob!bucky barnes x reader #mob!bucky barnes smut

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