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count-alucard-tepes · 7 months

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Hello, have you already written? S/O is tired and has retreated to sleep. after she slept off, she woke up in someone else's bed and noticed Op Men (who had a crush on him) sleeping next to her. 😳

sorry for bad English writing

Haha I love this and it’s all good, love, you’re alright 💕 so I’ll do the OP hotties reaction to the S/O😆

Kizaru ✨: *looks over at her as he’s reading the newspaper and smiles* “…good morning, beautiful…shall we have pancakes for breakfast?”

Akainu🌋: *notices S/O and blushes as he quickly gets out of the room almost immediately while trying to put a shirt on*

Ryokugyu 🌱: *smirks a little* “…if you wanted to cuddle, love…no need to sneak in…I’m all yours”

Fujitora 🐅: *literally isn’t moving because he’s so embarrassed that they must have heard him snoring or something*

Sir Crocodile 🐊: *sitting in the arm chair at the balcony in his silk robe and smoking a cigar with a smirk* “…are you staying for breakfast?”

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩: *is butt naked and smirking* “…oh my…it must be my birthday to get such a surprise”

Benn Beckman 🔫: *raises a brow* “…sorry, love…but how’d you get in here?”

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡: *blushing and hiding under the covers*

Killer🔪: *internally screaming*

Kaido🐉: *is still out cold to even notice*

King 👑: *huffs and glares at them* “…out…right now!”

Queen👑: *smiles and leans against his arm* “…well hello there, baby cakes…had a good sleep?”

Izou🔫🔫: *raises a brow but goes and makes some tea before bringing it for them* “…hope you like tea, sweetheart”

Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒: *pulls the covers over them and smiles* “…slept well?”

Oven Charlotte 🍞: *staring at the ceiling* “…well…this is awkward…do you…like croissants?”

Buggy🤡: *blushing uncontrollably* “…hi…who…are you?”

Marco the Phoenix 🦅: *gets his glasses and smirk* “…did…I invite you last night?”

Eustass Kidd🤘🎸: “…score”

Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕: *excited scream because there’s a girl/boy in his bed*

Who’s Who ❤️‍🔥👹: *smirks and strokes their hair* “…well hello there, kitten”

Gecko Moria🦇: *eyes widen* “…are you a lost test subject?”

Iceburg💜: *snatched the covers from them* “…how’d you get in here?”

Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅: *smiles and raises a brow* “…rise and shine, sweetheart…now tell me…what’s your name?”

Rob Lucci🐆: *yawns and cuddles into S/O, he loves to sleep in*

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lowkeyremi · 1 year

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Boys a liar pt 2

Anime characters I think would match w the lyrics (pls don’t come for me this is just my opinion 🧍🏾‍♀️)

CW: Mentions of breaking up, insecurity, fluff, a lil bit of angst, etc. (BEING A BAD BITCH)

Including: BNHA, Haikyuu, JJK, Demon Slayer, HxH, AOT, Food Wars, and Saiki K

“Because you only want to hold me when I'm looking good enough..”

They think you don’t find them attractive unless they’re all dressed up (BUT YOU LOVE THEM TO DEATH EITHER WAY)

↳ Kirishima, SERO, KENMA, Aran, Inunaki, GIYUU, MITSURI (yk, they used to tell her she has too much muscle to be a woman), Leorio, Knuckle Bine, MEGUMI (food wars), Ryo K, KAIDO, Armin, CONNIE

“Every time I pull my hair was only out of fear that you'll find me ugly and one day you'll disappear…”

Very insecure. They believe that you’ll leave them for the dumbest things. Constantly needs your reassurance. (Comfort your baby D:)

↳ AMAJIKI, Jiro, ASAHI A, Koganegawa, MEGUMI F, GENYA, Obanai, FEITAN, Levi, AKIRA H, Zenji M, Hairo (Saiki K), Toritsuka

“What's the point of crying? It was never even love..”

Finally over the relationship. It took them awhile to get over it but now they appreciate themselves and are happy w/o their ex :)

↳ MINA, Twice, NOYA, Yamaguchi, KUROO (shut up idc he has emotions), Nobara, TODO (I think he gets attached too quickly), Tanjiro, Rengoku, Killua, Pakunoda, Jean, IKUMI M, ALICE N, Nendo (mah baby), Rifuta Imu

“So I tell him it's one of me, he makin' fun of me.. (HA) his girl is a bum to me”

Wonders why they even dated their ex. Realized they could do WAY better (Better being you ;D) I’m telling you as soon as they see their ex’s new partner they literally can not stop pointing out how they can’t compare to them.

↳ MONOMA, Dabi, SAKUSA, TSUKKI, Mai Z, Nanami, SHINOBU, Kurapika, Bisky, Mikasa, Annie, Soma Y, TAKUMI ALDINI, Asahi S, Teruhashi, KUSUKE S

“Bet he blowin' her back, thinkin' 'bout me 'cause he know that ass fat (DAMN)”

They’re the kind of person who broke up w/ their ex and they know said ex wants them back. Anytime the ex calls they’ll show you and joke about it. They think it’s funny.

↳ MIRKO (no further explanation is needed), BAKUGO, Hinata (hear me out..), OIKAWA, ATSUMU, Geto, GOJO, TENGEN, Illumi (he’s a bitch so yes), Shizuku, Eren, SASHA (I don’t wanna hear nuthin abt this one), Erina N, Saiki, Akechi Toma (100% I mean his weird ass was trying to stalk Saiki)

“But I don't sleep enough without you and I can't eat enough without you. If you don't speak, does that mean we're through?”

They NEED you to survive. You’re their life and they get sad when you aren’t around. Get anxious thoughts when you guys don’t talk for awhile. They try to hide it but it’s obvious.

↳ Denki, AIZAWA (we have the same birthday so I would know :P) BOKUTO, Suga, Aone, SEMI, YUJI I, Mahito (he’s everything starved), Zenitsu, AKAZA (he dotes on ppl sorry not sorry… I mean he was down bad for his wife) INOSUKE (trust me on this one) Gon, Kogumi, IKALGO, KITE, Marco, Historia, YUKI Y, ISAMI ALDINI, Gin Dojima, K. AREN, Y. Chiyo

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fallen-tine · 6 months

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Everything is Alright

OneShort - Drakins ( X Drake x Basil Hawkins)

Tags: Mpreg, Omegaverse, Alpha!Drake, Omega!Hawkins, Fluffy, Triplets

Story Summary | Hawkins is having difficulty giving birth and seeks a group of healers.

✏️ Published on AO3 too.

SINGLE CHAPTER

Hawkins never felt as heavy as he does now. He smoothed his own back with his gloved hands, settling into the tide of pillows that had been given to him.

He traveled from very far away, not exactly alone, but there was no one to help him in that remote place, which was the New World. Without his crew, the young omega was forced to navigate alone.

Since his stomach began to grow, Hawkins gave up sailing to search for a safe island to stay on.

And well, long months passed, and Hawkins swore he would be pregnant forever, considering how much his stomach kept stretching. He received compliments, unwanted questions, and everything worse during this period. He searched for healers, and at the end of his journey, nothing else mattered.

He was tired. With an extremely protruding stomach that rested on his lap, Hawkins carried too many pups to care for alone.

He would probably abandon them as soon as he had them. It would be better that way.

"Still nothing, Mr. Hawkins?!" a young woman appeared in the tent. Hawkins nodded. She gave him a look of sadness, and Hawkins wished he could tell her that he was more disappointed than she was.

He removed one of the gloves from his hand and passed it over his stomach, feeling the movement of his pups. Hawkins gasped when one of them moved, the sight perceptible to anyone outside.

Hawkins no longer cared to wear shirts; his belt hardly even circled once. Basil was tired in every possible sense of the word.

Above all, there were no signs that these little ones could be born. Hawkins lost track of how long he had been in this village that was recommended to him when he began to grow.

They said they would help him, but here he was. Very pregnant, and still nothing.

Hawkins continued rubbing his belly, waiting for his babies to calm down. Just one would be enough, but his cards were clear that his night with X Drake would hardly yield a pup.

Three was the lucky number. Three big boys stretched Hawkins until he could bear no more.

Apparently, having a low belly and back pain wasn't enough to induce labor.

But the presence of X Drake was.

He recognized his scent, even if he was miles away. It was Drake; he was in the camp, but why? The omega stirred when the scent approached, revealing Drake, flesh, and blood entering the tent.

"Sorry, I—"

"Sir, you can't enter here!"

"Hawkins?" Their eyes met, and Hawkins' large, sore body froze.

He had Drake right there. When was the last time he saw him? They were still working for Kaido.

The sailor seemed as startled as he was. Hawkins extended his hand.

"Help me," was all that came from his lips, asking for help from the alpha responsible for putting him in this situation.

Drake swallowed hard, looked into the midwife's eyes, and said:

"Don't let anyone in."

Basil didn't mind appearing weak as he reached out to Drake like a child; he was at his limit. He was as full of milk and babies as he had never thought he would be.

The alpha didn't mind; even after so long without seeing him, he welcomed him into his arms, putting him on his lap and allowing him to lean on him.

"What are you doing here, Drake?"

"My men got hurt, and this was the nearest village." His eyes never left his protruding belly, and Hawkins' cheeks burned. "You're warm."

"That's what happens when you have too many babies who are overdue," Hawkins said, nestling closer to Drake and savoring his scent.

Hawkins carefully guided Drake's hand to his stomach.

"Many?" he confirmed.

"Three." Drake's hands slid over the large bump.

"I can feel him." He laughed.

"This is his bum."

"Oh." Hawkins took his hand again.

"The other one is here, and there's one more here," he said, guiding him. The closer he was to the man, the more his body relaxed, and the worry he had carried for months faded away.

"Sorry for leaving you alone all this time, Hawkins," the sailor said, brushing their noses and capturing his lips.

Hawkins sighed softly. Drake's embrace was comfortable, and his warm hands on his belly were too.

"All right."

A slight movement woke him from his nap; thankfully, Drake still had him in his arms.

"Hawkins?" the other grumbled. "You're leaking. I think your water broke."

Hawkins closed his eyes briefly.

"Great."

"E-hey, miss!" the alpha called out because Hawkins was savoring his moment of calm. Drake had stayed peaceful for a long time, while the blonde went through terrible trials.

The omega didn't expect it to be easy, but with Drake by his side, the nightmare was less terrifying for him. Bringing three red-haired babies into the world wasn't an easy task, but in the blink of an eye, Hawkins watched the three little sleeping things side by side.

Drake was by his side, looking at them in wonder.

And the omega was content that everything had ended well.

#one piece #basil hawkins #x drake #hawkins x Drake #fanfiction #one piece fanfiction #mpreg #mpreg fanfic #omegaverse #this is my first post omg #im so happy #😭

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unicreamuwu · 2 years

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platonic yandere one piece men of your choosing with a young! little sister like reader?

Sure thing! I'm just going to go with my favorite One Piece male characters if that's okay with you.

Warning: Yandere, manipulation, kidnapping, OOC on one of them.

~~~~~

Sanji

Here's everyone's favorite cook!

When you were born as the youngest of the Germa family, Sanji knew what Judge was going to do to you.

Sora sadly passed away after a few days you were born.

Sanji was devasted but promised to protect you.

So, when Reiju helped him escape, Sanji wanted to take you with him.

She did hesitate but complied anyway.

Then, the two of you ran off.

You were still a baby at that time, so you don't remember your babyhood.

You just spend your childhood at the restaurant while Sanji worked as a chef.

You don't know why he wouldn't allow you to talk to other people.

One day, Sanji met a young guy named Luffy and joined his crew.

And, Sanji wanted you to come with him.

You were upset at first but still followed him.

While you and Sanji were traveling, you asked him a question.

"Sanji, where did I actually come from?"

He jolts for a second, but answers without hesitation.

"I don't know what you're asking me about. You grew up back there with me, Zeff, and those other staff members. Now, could you be a good sister and hand me the spice over there?"

Sabo

My Boi, Sabo.

He basically found you in an alleyway.

You were found all dirty and beaten up.

He took you in and introduced you to his group.

After that, he gave you a nice bath and gave you fresh clothes.

When you look like a clean, decent girl, Sabo felt something he never felt before.

It wasn't love, it was more like an "I need to protect her" feeling.

He asked Koala about this and she said that this feeling was called "possessive" and it's not a good feeling.

However, Sabo thought it was normal, for some reason.

Ever since you met Sabo, he's been pretty clingy around you and threatened anyone who tried to talk to you, even the whole revolutionary army.

You found it annoying at first, but Sabo told you that he was just trying to protect you.

"What do you mean I'm being too overprotective? I'm just trying to protect you, that's all."

Izo

Izo didn't meet you when he was with Kikunojo during his childhood.

He met you when the Nine Red Scabbards are going to face Kaido.

After his reunion with his little sister, he saw a h/c colored hair girl who was behind her and that was you.

Kiku introduced you to him and told him that she found you when she was on a mission.

You were raised as a slave and while walking around with your owner, that's when Kiku found you and bought you.

When Izo heard about your story, he walked up to you and wrapped his arms around you.

The moment, he did that, he felt...warmth.

Warmth that he never felt before.

While embracing you, he whispered in your ear.

"It's a good thing that I met you. If I didn't, I wouldn't have seen your beautiful face. Now, I don't want to let you go."

Franky

When Franky joined the Straw hats, he had someone with him.

It was a little girl, who was being carried by the back of her shirt.

You.

He said that you were his little sister and said that you'll be coming along with him.

He explained that the reason was because that he can't trust you being alone with his family.

He also added that when you were born here, you would always get hurt and be around dangerous things, so he has to always be around you.

However, that wasn't true.

You were stuck on this island ever since this man found you and took you away from your original hometown.

You keep arguing that he's lying and they shouldn't trust him, which resulted getting a smack by the back of your head.

"Sorry about that. She gets cranky a lot. Don't worry, I can take care of her, so you guys don't have to worry. Right, imouto?"

#yandere #yandere one piece #yandere platonic #yandere sanji #yandere sabo #yandere izo #yandere franky

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katsamykeke · 2 years

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I hope it's a normal day saiki thought a he talked to school with no other than his brother kusuke.

'why did you come?' saiki said using telepathy. "I just wanted to see my little baby bro is that so wrong kusuo?" Kusuke said as they reached the school gate. 'so your actualy coming inside yare yare' saiki said ass they walked pass the school gate. Saiki was wearing his ring so he couldn't hear anyone's thoughts on a new game he was going to buy but nendo got in the way of it.

(time skip to lunch sorry I'm lazy)

"Kusuooooooo~" he headed his brother walking torwards him. 'what do you want?' saiki said telepathicly. "To do an experiment." Kusuke said leaving for a few minutes and returned with Kiado. 'whats this experiment you wanted to try?' "you'll see~" kusuke basically sung as kaido and him walked over to saiki. Kusuke squeazed saiki's side as a high pitched squeal left saiki's mouth. What the hell was that sensation? Saiki thought as he quickly turned around and glared at kusuke as he had a smug look on his face. "Now are you going to make this easy or hard?" Kusuke said as kaido had a smirk on his face to.

What the hell are they planning? Saiki though.z 'what is the "experiment" anyways?' saiki asked as they both looked at each other kaido turned to saiki and said "we were wondering if you were ticklish." kusuke just nodded and stared at kaido as they both stared at saiki 'nonononono!' saiki said standing up as he tried to get the door kusuke and kaido tackled him to the ground. Kusuke grabbed saiki's under arms Kiado quickly placed his hands on saiki's waist and smerked kusuke did the same. 'dont kusuke!' he yelled telepathicly at his brother. "Go!" Kusuke yelled as he dugged into saiki's under arms and wiggled his fingers. Saiki was still able to contain his laughter but when kaidos fingers wiggled up and down saiki's waist saiki finally let the giggles escape a smile plastered on saiki's face as giggles fled out of his mouth.

"kushahuke stahahahap you that your point doahahhahahahawn" saiki giggled as kusuke and kaido went faster. "NOAHAHAH!" Saiki screached as he tried to squirm away. "Who new my little beby bro was so ticklish~" kusuke taunted saiki.

The class room door swung open "looks like lunch is over kusuo~" kusuke said as he slowly stopped as kaido did to. "I hate yaahhau." Saiki said as he cruled up into a ball on the floor. Kaido rubbed saiki's back slowly as saiki slowly sat up. "You ok saiki did we go to far?" Kaido said looking concerned saiki blushed and looked away in embarrassment 'no I'm fine' saiki said telepathicly everybody was just starting at the three boys who were still sitting on the ground. Teruhashi slowly walked in wondering what went down while she was at lunch. "What happened in here?" She asked as she looked at saiki "we just did an experiment with him." Kusuke said looking at her. "What kind of experiment!" She asked loudly almost yelling. "We tickled him!" Kusuke said as her gave saiki a quick jab to the side saiki squeaked as everybody stared at them. 'i hate you kusuke' saiki said telepathicly as everybody still stared at them.

#cutesaiki #fanfic #Angysaiki #Secondhand embarrassment

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millimononym · 1 year

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Sorry to all the drake fans out there for what I'm about to say but i think that man is boring as hell. It's not his fault,i think it's Oda. I don't know how tf he managed to do it,but he somehow managed to make an undercover cop, former pirate dinosaur boring.

I normally wouldn't make a post like this but I'm kinda fed up with some people treating drake like an uwu soft cute baby cinnamon roll boy who can do no wrong. Girl. He worked for Kaido and helped him ENSLAVE THE WANO POPULATION for however long he was there. "But he was undercover!" YEAH. AND HE DIDN'T DO SHIT. think about it: what useful stuff does SWORD actually DO?? we only ever saw that one scene of Drake relaying info to Coby/Koby. And how the hell would the WG do anything with that?? They're not gonna attack Kaido! They (and Drake who sat on his ass doing nothing that whole time) don't give a SHIT about what happens to Wano and it's citizens. Ok, maybe he cared, but intent does not equal actions. That whole ass time he was there, he was actively making life harder for the Wano citizens. And for what?? NOTHING. His whole undercover mission didn't help with SHIT. It was completely useless! and this is the man who got more screentime in wano than the actually interesting supernovas?? Actually insane.

#One piece #OP #x drake #diez drake #also no offense but whenever someone says they love a marine character that isn't Koby or Smoker i go 🤨#Not because of moral righteousness or whatever that shits dumb as hell #they're fictional characters #It's just that i think literally everyone else in the marines is insanely boring #And I'm only counting actual primary marines and not guys like the CP9

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tsunderedoctor · 2 years

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Started my period this morning, feeling awful. 😩👌

I'm so sorry, Simpy!!!

This did give me an idea though, I hope you don't mind!!💖💖 I hope you feel better, I hope this gives you a laugh💖

One Piece Babes Handling Periods

Buys everything you need: pads, chocolates, junk food, pain reliefers, heating pads, all the galore Nami, Robin, Vivi, Rebecca, Viola, Koala, Perona, Tashigi, Boa, Baby 5, Pudding, Reiju, Law, X-Drake, Killer, Wire, Hawkins, Marco, Whitebeard, Izo, Mihawk, Bartholomew, Aokiji, Benn, Rayleigh, Katakuri

Peaces out like you don’t exist. “I’m sorry, have we met before?” Doflamingo, Crocodile, Akainu, Blackbeard, Kaido, Bellamy, Cavendish

“What’s that?” Luffy, Zoro, Franky, Ace, Heat, Kizaru (jokingly), Bartolomeo, Roger, Yamato (literally had no one teach him-)

“Can’t you hold it in? It’s not that bad-” Kid, Sabo, Buggy, Thatch, Oden, Vinsmoke Boys

Thinks you will die and cries Sanji, Penguin, Shachi, Koby, Rosinante, Shanks

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boa-h · 2 years

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Hi Boa, I would like to have a scenario of King and Katakuri thinking of baby names for their unborn child with their heavily pregnant female spouse/mistress. Please.

Hey! Thank you for the request 🌸

* I am so sorry that I made this into a headcanon instead, I found out just how bad I am with things that are related to pregnancies and I just couldn’t write anything more because my brain goes completely blank

Names

[King, Katakuri]

King

♟ Has definitely spaced out a few times a day while doing his work

♟ Someone brought him a report regarding the flower capital and he just wrote a name on it. everyone was so confused but is scared to ask him about it again

♟ Less arguing with Queen cus he got more important stuff to do now

♟ Kaido got annoyed eventually and told him to stay home until a month after the baby is born

♟ Named your kid after the moon in the end

Katakuri

🍩 He’s SO bad at this

🍩 Kept on suggesting food names

🍩 Think of girl names when the doctor said you’re having a boy

🍩 You want to tell him to shut up sometimes but you can’t because you know you’re gonna feel guilty right after

🍩 Ended up agreeing to use a name you chose as his legal name and a name he chose as a nickname

#one piece #one piece scenario #one piece oneshot #one piece headcanons #king imagine #king x y/n #king x you #king x reader #katakuri imagine #katakuri x y/n #katakuri x you #katakuri x reader #writing #boa-h

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sashi-ya · 2 years

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here to give my boy ace some love. with the soba stand and a f!reader. i’ll leave it up to you if you want sfw or nsfw if that’s okay!

also love this cute event! wano is the best!🥰

My sweet Mimi!! Of course! I chose to write this request in a SFW way, based on the special drawing Oda made for One Piece Magazine of Ace and Sabo at Wano! So I hope you like it! It's pretty sweet and cute! Thank u for requesting! Love u!! 💖 ~

~ 🌸 Cherry Blossoms Over Wano Event 🌸 ~

Sfw~ Portgas D. Ace x F! Reader ~ Sangoro's Soba Stand

tw: no tw. fluffy and sweet. For this AU Ace is alive and has traveled to Wano with Sabo who is also ok. (as it should have been, Oda). Inspired by this drawing Oda did for One Piece Magazine .

A/n: I'm not trying to imply something happened in between Sanji and Ace in the past, but heh well, it's up to you what you wanna interpret hehehe ~ Also, I named (@kwnblack did) the dog in the drawing as Dango

wc: 1.6K

Like this event? masterlist 🌸~

Orange like fire, he models his kimono tied around his waist. His hair has grown a little longer, and he is now able to tie a full natural ちょんまげ (chonmage) over his head. Two swords, swords he is not able to wield perfectly but just for the look he carries.

He has tasted onigiris, dango, and everything edible so far, while he waits for his younger brother, the cry-baby, Luffy to create the ruckus needed to defeat Kaido and free the land of Wano.

Sabo, his brother, accompanies him. He is a little concerned, but he knows the gum gum boy will be able to escape safely from Udon prison.

“We should go and help him” Ace suggests, munching a big onigiri and scratching the little beard he has left to grow on his chin. “We will see how it goes. I’m sure he will be all right, but I have Koala there to supervise and call me whether it is necessary or not” Sabo says, with a hint of worry in his voice.

Both brothers look at each other, and somehow no words are necessary when it comes to taking care of his brother…

Suddenly, Ace feels attacked. A fluffy Shiba dog runs into him just to steal the rice ball he is holding from his hand. He chokes but soon starts laughing, as the doggie licks his cheeks clean from several rice grains.

“Dango!! Come here! Oh my god! I’m so sorry, sir!” you run towards them, trying to catch Dango, your Shiba dog. His leash cut and he ran towards the first stranger holding food he could see.

Once the blonde man helped you grab your dog properly, the sweet laughter of the poor victim filled your ears. He was still lying on the ground, laughing, and wiping the dog’s slobber from his face when you came closer to help him stand.

“I’m really sorry, Sir” you tell him, lending your hand to him.

Warm and soft, his palm grazes yours. As he stands up, your eyes are blessed by the sweet countenance of a man, that deep inside looks like a child. Wavy black hair, a beautiful smile, as bright as the sun, freckles scattered on his cheeks like aces, like stars.

Love at first sight, yes, that's what it is. Bewitched by his beauty, you stutter a couple of times, before being able to offer him to buy some new food.

“S-sir. I am deeply sorry. Please, allow me to buy you something to eat in compensation for my dog stealing your food” you tell him, as he slowly let’s go of your hand and fixes his orange with a chrysanthemums pattern kimono.

“I’ll be more than pleased, miss” he says, already so cheerful accepting your offering - despite you thought he would say no, at all-. “Ace!! You’ve eaten enough!” the blonde guy scolds him, and you learn his name is probably Ace.

Both brothers begin to fight, bickering so childish. “Ramen head” and “Freckled bitch” were the names they used for each other and you couldn’t help but see the resemblance and giggle.

“I can buy you two plates of Soba from that stand right there” you mumble, trying to break the fight. Both look at you, straight faces that slowly change to beautiful smiles.

Ace walks up to you and grabs you from your hand. “Let’s go, this ramen head has a special mission with a special someone now, so he won’t be able to accompany us” Ace hiss to his brother, showing clearly, he wants to be alone with you.

Sabo sighs, and nods. “Go ahead, my silly brother is right. Gotta attend some major compromises. Thank you so much for your offering, Miss” he says, smiling sweetly.

“No problem!”

The soft hand of Ace, around your wrist feels so sweet and caring. It’s almost as if you have known him since forever. “You say you wanted to eat some soba?” he asks, pulling you out from your constant stare onto his freckles. “Oh, uh... yes! That Soba is the best in Wano! Since I tasted it a few weeks ago, I loved it!��

The stall is full of people waiting for their plates, women, and children excited, men absolutely delighted by the amazing taste of the Soba noodles. The blonde guy making them, professionally folds the dough and even puts up a show when the buckwheat turns to an elastic, golden pasta.

Ace drools, he is clearly into eating delicious food more than you could have expected. “Oi! Sangoro! Two plates!” he chimes but he stops right there when the blonde cook looks at him. Both amazed and happy.

“Ace??!” the cook utters. “Sanj-... SANGORO!” Ace answers back. Apparently, they know each other.

The guys hug, and you realize they do know each other… too damn well. While you stand next to him, waiting for the soba or his attention, you realize they might be at least good friends… Sangoro, who has another name but for some reason both decide to go with the lie, spots you and his eyes turn to hearts. “BEAUTIFUL LADY!!” he exclaims, bowing at you. “Are you perhaps Ace’s girlfriend?”

Your cheeks turn more than red… his girlfriend? “She is my companion this beautiful sunny day; his doggie here decided our destinies will cross today. By the way… what’s your name?” Ace asks, realizing he has never asked your name, yet still pulled you to some kind of a date.

“Oh… uh… I’m (Name)” you tell him, petting -a lot harder than you should- Dango’s head. “Nice to meet you, (Name). Please, have this special Soba from me” Sangoro says, handing you two (and Dango) a plate of his delicious gourmet preparation.

“Thanks man” Ace mumbles, and from the tip of his index finger a little flame appears, lighting the cook’s cigar that hangs from his lips. This man is a total tease, and he doesn’t even have to try… Sangoro’s cheeks turn as red as yours, and his blue eye show some kind of panic. Who knows why?

Both sit on the little stairs of a house, and while devouring the Soba, Ace falls asleep all of a sudden. Even Dango stops eating his plate to breathe, but this man not only does not breathe when eating but also falls unexpectedly asleep. You look at him with a noodle hanging from your lips, unable to swallow because this is way too weird.

He snores, and you can’t help but giggle. What kind of man is this? He produces flames, he pigs out without munching enough and now falls asleep. But, although he acts weird, you know he is a sweet man.

You whisper, getting closer to him to try waking him up. “Uh… A-Ace?”.

Suddenly, he opens his eyes but starts choking like crazy. You hit his back several times until he is able to breathe back, with tears in the corner of his eyes and laughing so cutely.

“So, what were you saying?” he asks, acting as if nothing happened. “Oh. uhm… nothing. This Soba is delicious, isn’t it?” you say, to ease the awkwardness and simply have something to say.

Ace comes closer to your face, and his fingers pick something off the commissure of your lips. “Apparently, yes” he says, and shows the little noodle that’s been stuck there for who knows how long.

You widen your eyes, completely sunk into embarrassment and cover your face with your hands. Dango, your fluffy friend, also covers his eyes with his paws, feeling second-hand embarrassment from you. But Ace is different. He doesn’t laugh at you for such a silly reason and instead he doesn’t move away. You can feel his warm breath on the back of your hands and even a smile that you can’t see but it’s clearly there.

“Why are you so shy?” he asks. You spread your fingers, just enough for your eyes to see him looking at you. Close, so close. “I…Uh… I’m s-sorry” you mumble. “For what, (Name)?” he asks again. His presence feels intimidating, but even though it does, you sense he has no mischievous intentions with you.

Ace lovingly pulls your arms down, to uncover your countenance. “Can I see your face?”. “Uhum” you hum, with a trembling voice.

Freckles so close to you, you are tempted to play “connect the dots” with them just to see what magical drawing they reveal. For some seconds, your eyes got fixed on each other, grey burning irises on yours, what do they want to tell?

Your lips barely separate, as if they were waiting for something from him. His sweet smile, showing a little from his teeth. A connection impossible to break -it’s not that you actually want to-. Slow, little by little, closing your eyes you wait for his lips to graze yours. And he takes all the time to do so.

But when he finally does… It feels magical.

Just a soft peck, a chaste kiss at first.

Slowly but surely your mouth will allow his tongue to enter, maybe you just met him and maybe it’s not correct to kiss a stranger so fast… but who cares?

His hand grabs your waist, pulling you close, a smile you can feel pressed against yours, anticipating a passionate kiss…

A passionate kiss that your dog gives both of you, as Dango jumps over you two licking your faces of the little traces of some soba that could have been left on your cheeks. Apparently Sangoro’s plates had a sprinkle of something irresistible…

“DANGO, NO!!!”

“Okay, okay Dango, I will give some kisses to you too!” ❤ ~

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cienie-isengardu · 4 years

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K, O, P?

Thank you for the lovely ask, it was fun to write! :D

K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?

Hard to pick the one character, even more since the best of character development I love so much are not tied to one arc but happens through the whole story. But since I’m on OP kick lately, Roronoa Zoro gets all the honor.

I love how at first he promised to follow Luffy as long as the rubber-man didn't get in the way of his goal (and threatened him with death otherwise) but took his commitment very seriously from day one. And somehow through the relatively short journey, Zoro literally threw away his ambitions, pride, life, everything for Luffy’s sake. And not only for Luffy, but for the crew as a whole, because Roronoa is always ready to stay behind, to be left behind, to protect nakama at all cost. And the best part of this development is that, Zoro’s priorities changed from carrying the burden of promise and shared ambition with a dead friend being the best to giving everything to Luffy, while it does not change what Zoro is at the core. It doesn’t make him a better man in the sense of an improved attitude or outlook on life. Hell, I would say it makes him more workaholic with the need to get stronger, pushing himself harder than before once he gets to know the wider world better, but Zoro is ruthless and rude as he was. He is born killer and monster in human form that don’t give a fuck about the world, politics, what society thinks while his own moral sense does not budge at all. He was and is willing to kill, he enjoys fighting and drinking, has this ambitious as hell goal of being the best. The development does not change who Zoro is, but what matters to him the most and this growing loyalty and trust can be seen through the whole story and I don’t know what would need to happen for such dedication falter even for a bit.

And like I said, this is not something that happened in one arc, but was happening through the whole story, from earlier little occasional clashes with Luffy to being of one mind with his captain while always ready to carry the burden when Luffy can’t do it, ready to stay behind and protect nakama. What makes the final of Thriller Bark one of the coolest pledge of loyalty but not the best development arc itself, really, because Zoro’s character develops in that direction from day one and the decision made in Thriller Bark is just a result of all the previous adventures.

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?

I’m going to cheat with that and instead of a random song, I will give you two I have on loop already for several days: Broken Crown and I gave you all by Mumford & Sons, because both suit Donquixote Brothers so well and could tell the same events from two different perspectives. In advance sorry for ranting but these two songs kill me emotionally so much, I must talk in length about them!

Broken Crown is all about Rosi rejecting the “crown” given to him by brother (“I'll never be your chosen one”) and yet… still caring and sadly, knowing it too well he wouldn’t pull the trigger (“but oh my heart, was flawed I knew my weakness. So hold my hand consign me not to darkness“) and the final lines, gosh:

So crawl on my belly 'til the sun goes down

I'll never wear your broken crown

I took the road and I fucked it all away

Now in this twilight, how dare you speak of grace

So crawl on my belly 'til the sun goes down

I'll never wear your broken crown

I can take the road and I can fuck it all away

But in this twilight, our choices seal our fate

And then, I gave you all is just so Doffy about Rosinante, it hurts. Seriously. Like, I really believe he never meant to hurt his brother (and maybe never understood he did), and the whole last lines are just so on spot:

But I gave you all

But you rip it from my hands

And you swear it's all gone

And you rip out all I have

Just to say that you've won

Well now you've won

It’s just so, so about Rosi stealing Law and Opi Opi no Mi even though Doffy already “gave [him] all” what he could. And the most ironic thing? When people usually think about their last meeting, we remember that Doffy killed his younger brother, but in fact, Rosi DID WIN in the long run. He cured Law and saved him from Doffy, he stole Opi Opi no Mi and took away from brother a chance for immortality, even if just for a while. Which is like three main victories in one strike and he did sort of say it to Doffy’s face (“[Law] is already free!!”).

Just… so many feelings from two songs that fit well two brothers so different from each other. And the regrets and hate, and lack of understanding and spite. Seriously, it makes me think about their last meeting so much :(

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).

I have three major growing ideas, but since I’m in a good mood, I will share the happiest AU in which Donquixote Rosinante never played the role of spy and confronted Doflamingo in the open sea as a Marine Officer.

Or more like: Doffy found out his bro is alive but part of Marine, so of course he couldn’t leave him in peace and like the maniac he is, chased after Rosinante across all the sea to recruit him into the Family - to no avail. So Doffy’s main reason to become Shichibukai was just so he could jump on Rosi’s warship and annoy the fuck of him, like an older brother should. And Rosi can’t kick him overboat, since as a Warlord Doflamingo is untouchable by Marines. Or at least in theory, because Rosi serves under Garp’s command*, and the old Vice-Admiral does not mind to punch some sense into Doffy (and Rosi) with fist of love, cause no punk like Doffy will tell Monkey D. Garp what he should or shouldn’t do on his own ship and if bros are lucky, Tsuru may save them from this madman… or not). Despite that causing ruckus between sailors is much better than boredom, and Doffy seeks out his younger brother under all excuses and more often than not, visits just to rant about all annoying people and bitching on Kaido or Sengoku or Nobles or really, everything and maybe for a drink or two and napping between one and another business meeting, because there is no better nap than under Rosi’s silencing powers. It is worth, no matter that more often than not Garp is kicking his ass, even when in fact he acts as a good boy should. And maybe, just maybe Doffy is so bored with all his underground business going well that he is actually doing “government dog” work of hunting down random pirates. Or more likely, slaughtering every asshole who dare insult his clumsy brother.

Because no matter what, Rosi is his baby bro and he belongs to Doffy even if the dumbass stubbornly refuses to join the Family. Which is fine, one day Doflamingo will find a way to change his brother's mind and until that day comes, he will mess with Marines as much as he can. Which is all fair, because Rosi too does mess with Doffy’s underground business whenever he has a chance and the klutz set on fire accidentally himself AND so many Doffy’s stuff one may wonder if he really is that clumsy or does he do that on purpose. Trebol thinks the latter, cause somehow Rosi always drops things on him by stumbling or spilt hot tea in his face. Doffy finds that amusing as hell, even more when his little bro uses his devil fruit powers to mute half of the Family just to piss them off. At least, as long as Rosi remembers to unmute them before leaving (sometimes the lil shit does not unmute them on purpose and Doffy is forced to chase him around the sea to undo the damage. Younger brothers can be a really pain in the ass).

So Doffy & Rosi kinda have this I-hate-you-but-I-love-you-dumbass relationship over the years until Law comes into picture and of course, Law stab the younger Donquixote and of course, Rosinante kidnap the kid to find a cure and maybe, just maybe, kidnap his brother along the way, and drag Law and Doffy on forced family vacation that involves burning a few dozens of hospitals, a lot screaming at each other and some terapeutic honest talks that no one really wants but everyone needs. Law gets the Ope Ope Mi, Doffy and Rosi kinda explain to each other all the traumatic shit from childhood and made sort of peace.

So, in the end, Doffy does not take over Dressrosa but is still doing his shady business and just being himself, just with better mental stability (cause Rosi keeps muting Trebol and all his shitty talk about what king can or cannot do on every occasion). Rosi has a brother that is not complete monster but not the good man either, but he isn’t ordered to kill him or lie to, and even though they are on opposite side, Rosinante can always call Doffy on den den mushi and shout at him for hours for all the stupid shit he pulled without any regrets or fear (and sometimes, Doffy does listen). Law is saved but still decides to sail and causing havoc as pirate captain while both Donquixote brothers are doting on him and of course, allying himself with Monkey D. Luffy, while the poor Sengoku just gets constant migraine for dealing with all the nonsense of Monkey D. and Donquixote family drama (but secretly feeling relieved that his son is finally doing fine). Garp on other hand, find it hilarious as hell. The World Government does not find it hilarious at all.

*Sengoku doesn’t like putting his precious Rosinante under Garp’s command because the Hero of Marines of course drags the poor kid into all possible troubles and chaos, but since Rosi is brother of Doflamingo and Doffy is hated by Nobles, Garp is the best protector for younger Donquixote. He will punch everyone who would dare to hurt the kid of his closest friend, including World Nobles and their armies. The side effect is that Rosi is looking after Ace and Luffy, once they set sails, because they are uncle Garp’s grandkids and he will happily save Ace’s ass before Blackbeard get his hand on him and be even kind enough to give the kid a choice: either he comes back to Whitebeard or Rosi takes him straight to grandpa Garp and so Ace ends safe under pop’s watchful eyes once and for good.

Here, a happy Donquixote Bros AU. You’re welcome!

ask meme

#ask meme #one piece #roronoa zoro #donquixote doflamingo #donquixote rosinante #donquixote brothers #one piece AU #fueled by my overthinking about donquixote bros #and #monkey d. garp #sengoku the buddha #trafalgar law #one piece kills me with too many emotions #sorry not sorry #my replies #broken crown #and I gave you all songs #are just made for those two

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count-alucard-tepes · 11 months

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Ohhh how do you think the OP hotties would react to their s/o being a little pissed off at them and addressing them by their full name instead of their normal pet name? Like their s/o standing there, full on hands on their hips and they know they're in trouble 😂(sorry if this one or something similar has been asked before!)

Kizaru ✨: *smiles weakly and zaps away*

Akainu🌋: *raises a brow* "...what did I do now?"

Ryokugyu 🌱: *turns away and leaves immediately*

Fujitora 🐅: *sighs softly* "...what happened now?"

Sir Crocodile 🐊: *raises a brow* "...oh my, someone is in a mood"

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩: *smiles* "yes, baby cakes?".

Benn Beckman 🔫: *raises his brows* "whatever it is...it wasn't me"

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡: *sighs* "...fine, just tell me what I need to do to make it better"

Killer🔪: *covers his ears*

Kaido🐉: *is drunk and has no idea what's going on*

King 👑: *closes his eyes and sighs slowly*

Queen👑: *whispers* "...I'm going to die tonight, boys..."

Izou🔫🔫: *raises a brow* "...what's wrong, love?"

Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒: *looks at them in confusion* "...what it is now?"

Oven Charlotte 🍞: *angry Oven sounds*

Buggy🤡: *already shivering*

Marco the Phoenix 🦅: *raises his brows* "...alright, what did I do now?"

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likemymask · 4 years

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One Piece Daemon AU

Presented with only slight spelling corrections and some elaborations, the mess of a One Piece Daemon/His Dark Materials AU that would not leave me alone and would only let me work on it at 1-3AM.

Also now I’m writing snippets for it just like my Gundam Wing and Star Trek daemon AU. Because.

Luffy: sea king with Conqueror Haki so they can’t be controlled. Separated but not because that’s as free as you can get. Fuck yea, she’s in north blue chilling the fuck out (heh) half the time and being absolutely chaotic as shit the other half. Her attitude is diametrically opposed to what Luffy is doing at the time. LOL she runs/swims into Shanks when Luffy’s still barely a pirate so he has no idea (not that the marines do either) one time. This 2000ft tall monster is squinting at him, and he thinks he’s about to get ate and then she goes “oh you’re so much smaller now!” Cause of course she spent her formative years as a baby version of his daemon. The entire crew is goddamn losing it, cause what kind of monster is this that even Red Hair’s Haki can’t control it, until Shanks yells out her name and then everyone loses it further still. I have decided Eastern dragon aesthetic but water/earth theme as opposed to Kaido’s air/fire theme. Still blue, but blue-green, tiger stripes cause camoflage and also badass and maybe she settles after Luffy meets Zoro’s daemon *whistles*

Zoro: tiger obviously normal colors or green and black cause why the fuck not, Zoro is not into stealth really. ”The only one who can call me stupid is me. “ “.....stupid” Cat vs sword fight ensues. Can be found cuddling Chopper when Zoro’s tired, super sloshed, both.

Nami: monkey? Lemur: small, fast, quick hands, caring but only when you prove you deserve it. Absolutely torments Zoro’s when she’s pissed because tigers can’t normally climb fucking main masts but a) she parkours and b) when has that ever stopped Zoro/her? Likes to hang out in the tree grove, absolutely pick pockets people while Nami plays distraction.

Robin: cat some kind of cat not big CARACAL. Looks aloof but absolutely ready to be ridiculous at any opportunity.

Franky: dog or dolphin. Something excitable loyal ready to throw down Newfoundland? Big, friendly, over-excitable, likes water and sailing...yes.

Usopp: Corvid or monkey; curious, intelligent, stubborn, inventive, tool solving/using. Lives in groups/troops and cares for others. Probably corvid, too similar to Nami otherwise. Crow most likely.

Sanji: swan. Black, and absolutely a viper and very sorry about Sanji’s attitude towards woman cause she’s more refined about it. Same intensity though. Will bite the shit out of you. Tiger vs swan fight, GO. Do also groom each other though cause human affectionate displays are stupid sometimes.

Fishmen don’t have daemons its another conflict and excuse for racism.

Law: wolf but like starved and Eurasian crazy with it. LONG leggos. Spiky black fur around the head, grey black white speckled cause T R A U M A

Ace: was a fire hawk, no actual fire but red as hell and BIG tail and wings. Her species not liked on most islands cause they don’t leave once they’re settled. They stand their ground. More angst ha ha. Never met settled Luffys daemon because I’M A MONSTER.

Sabo: never settled until he learned Ace was dead and then she settled as fire hawk because trauma and angst and also he knows who he is now. Not being settled was useful for a while when he did infiltration etc but now they’re both happy/sad about it.

Garp. Big dog. Bull mastiff dog. Not good with kids only with attacking things and defending but very loyal. Also big. “ Bullmastiffs are also difficult even for adults to control, so they aren’t a good choice if your child wants to help walk the dog. They like to please and crave attention, but they’re so big that even a well-intentioned nudge can end up hurting small children. ” HMMMMM RINGS A BELL, THIS DOES

Chopper: also no daemon or if so then monkey because HANDS. OH BOI THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A FUN THING. EAT SOME FRUIT, WAKE UP WITH A SOUL. Wait no people think he’s a pet. No daemon then.

Mihawk: literally whatever Shank’s daemon is he insists this is why they’re friends while Mihawk wine aunts in the background. He’s more refined though than Shanks and his soul (this is not a challenge). Like absolutely cold as ice until he cracks a pun, but no one believes the victim cause no way Mihawk would do that. Soooo proud, regal, loyal but willing to have a good time. Some kind of dog or cat. Big and fast and POWER. Could do big cat to be more like Zoro or a dog/canid to foil it. Maned wolf?

Vivi: it’s lazy to say her bird Caracue I can’t spell it’s one am but imma do it. KAROO HOW THE FUCK DID I MISSPELL THAT.

Crocodile: big fuck off alligator cause fuck you that’s why. HOLY FUCK I FORGOT HE HAD THE BANANA ONES IN HIS CASINO THAT’S GREAT

Logias turn to same element so Ace’s daemon is now a literal actual fire hawk, fuck the history books I’m writing this shit.

Don fuck face Flamingo: is what it is but like Kipo And the Age of Wonderbeasts it got TEETH, cause anything that survived acid water and shit is not cool. In fact, you know what, she’s albino and thinks that makes her special, honey you just don’t got shrimp vitamins, you buffoon of a bird.

All the dino Zoans are modern descendant of those animals so chickens. Or birds. Chickens would be so goddamn funny especially the 3 foot tall fluffy ones...fuck what’re they called(Brahmas). Oh wait. Emus. Ohhhhhhh fuck emus as an option.

Mammoth Zoan can have a Mammoth daemon because I want to see that on a ship.

(Makino) Bartender lady I can’t remember her name starts with m capybara cause she’s chill as shit and friend shaped.

Dadan: is not friend shaped but is friend. Big fuck off bear or buffalo or wildebeest

Brooke: Laboon, Lampoon whatever Moby Dick. There’s some trauma, they had to leave him, but they didn’t want to and Brooke offered to stay but Laboon thought he’d be fine. Spoiler alert He Is Not. No one is fine.

Ohhhhhhh fuck bad good idea: Rogers daemon also a Sea King but the marines never goddamn figured it out, hoooooo my gods Shanks is having goddamn flashbacks.

Momo and Kaido both have Eastern dragon daemons cause fake fruit.mythical zoan fruit but Momos is the size of a gecko and black so she’s hide-able. Kaido’s isn’t as big but is still Fuck Off huge. Red because I said so.

Beastmen also do not have daemons because fuck the amount of significant characters in One Piece

Cora(zon): also had a wolf, because yay trauma and repeats and trauma bonding!But she was like, pretty yellow white and dog-ish up until the moment she ripped your throat out for offending her/harming her pack. Law learned much from her about appearances, being underestimated, and then for the most part did the exact opposite.

Slime man: *Aka Trebol* has a hagfish cause fuck him and Doflamingo

Boa: her snake weapon thing. Big noodley boy. The skull is for A E S T H E T I C

Ace's daemon named Picaro: Spanish for naughty/badly behaved and that is a synonym for rogue cause MOMMA'S BOI and I keep misreading Rouge as rogue cause PIRATES, and this way it's a little better than naming the fire hawk Red though Ace does call her that sometimes . You know what, he has the same daemon as Rouge/mom actually cause stubborn enough to not go into labor for 20 months is bonkers and that shit deserves recognition. Also because FUCK the number of characters in One Piece. Celestial Dragons don't have special daemons but they do splice/separate cause they're fuckers that's why AU of AU Luffy's daemon close enough to WRECK MARINEFORD'S SHIT THAT'S RIGHT BABEY ACE LIVES, ASL REUNION AND SUCH Sabo's daemon settles as a dog but one of the CRAZY breeds, like poodle or husky.

AU OF AU PART TWO: originally when thinking about a One Piece daemon AU Luffy was gonna have a cheetah; long, fast, use recoil to increase speed and change directions, males live in groups with their brothers and are highly affectionate. Tendency to run into walls. Has a fur pattern presentation named King Cheetah, looks like a more Armament Haki version.

#daemon #daemons #hdm #his dark materials #one piece #i have no goddamn control over my brain at 1AM

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pxmun · 5 years

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Ch.2 Home Sweet Home

((Here is chapter 2, sorry it took so long. Again I apologize if the way its put together seems messy))

It was half past midnight when Sentomaru and the others had reached Wano’s waters. Using his geographical knowledge Sentomaru had helped steered the battleship through the maze of jagged rocks and determined what would be the best point of entrance into the country.

Sentomaru: It would be too risky to try to take the ship up the waterfall. The ship would be very heavy for the giant koi to carry and it is very noticeable. Our best option would be to dock down here and climb up.

Kizaru and the others gave a nod in agreement.

Sentomaru: Be sure to pack only the essentials and a bit of extra food. The climb up is steep and slippery so use extra caution.

With that the crew began their ascent. The climb was tricky and at times some of the crew would loose their footing but they managed to reach the top unscathed.

Once at the top the crew took a quick break to catch their breath. During that time Sentomaru filled everyone on the orders they would need to follow in order to not raise suspicion during their stay in Wano.

Sentomaru: It is very important that we keep our contact with the outside world to a bare minimum if any, in Wano contacting the outside is a serious crime. Only contact the outside if our situation is starting to look dire. That being said we won’t be using the normal baby den den mushi, instead we will be using the smart tanishi, don’t worry they function much like your baby den den mushi only on a smaller scale. Speaking of den den mushi the only other one that will be in use is Kizaru’s black den den mushi to help us keep track of the Beast Pirates.

Also, whatever you do don’t drink out of the river. The factories Kaido installed have polluted Wano’s sources of water, if you need to you can either purchase fresh water from a vendor or wait until the end of the day for us to bring up a new stock from the ship. I need to add on that Wano doesn’t use the Beri currency instead you will have to make your purchases using gold.

As a final note under no circumstances should any of you mock the shogun, don’t even laugh unless he has given the order to do so. It is a serious offense punishable by death! With that you are dismissed.

As Sentomaru finished his debriefing the soldiers began talking to each other, some concerned about how they would be able to survive the campaign in Wano.

From behind Kizaru approached Sentomaru.

Kizaru: Now all we need is a base of operations, someplace where we can stay instead of having to go up and down that cliff to get to the ship and back.

It didn’t take long for Sentomaru to think of someplace they could stay.

Sentomaru: My old home might still be standing, if it hasn’t been torn down or reoccupied we can use it as our base. I’ll go on ahead and scout it out.

Kizaru: Sounds good but you better hurry, the sun will be rising soon and we can’t risk being seen in the open.

And with that Sentomaru suited himself in Wano attire and headed out.

The streets of Bakura Town were dead silent not even the chirps of crickets could be heard as a low fog rolled over the town. Sentomaru had only a lit lantern to help guide his way. Sentomaru’s house was on the edge of town and as such he still had a bit of a walk ahead of him. As he passed by the empty streets Sentomaru began to remember the days when he was a child, the memory that stuck to him most though was the day he met his wife. She and her family had just moved into town one hot summer month, Sentomaru and the other neighborhood boys were in the shade battling beetles when they spotted the family.

Child 1: Looks like you got a new neighbor Sentomaru.

Sentomaru: They might be more than neighbors when I come of age.

Child 2: How so?

Sentomaru: I over heard my parents talking one night about an Omiai between the daughter and me, I think their planning an arranged marriage.

Child 2: Looks like it will be a bad end for you then.

Sentomaru gave his friend a puzzled look.

Sentomaru: Why is that?

Child 2: The family looks like they run a tailoring shop and the women of the family all appear to have pink hair.

Sentomaru: What does that have to do with my demise?

Child 2: Didn’t you hear about the family that was murdered by a tailor?

Child 1: I know about that my older brother told me the story. I forgot where it took place but there was this tailor woman with pink hair that thought that her husband was cheating on her with three other woman. She tried to look more appealing for her husband by dressing in a similar way as the three ladies. Well as it turned out she had murdered the three ladies and stole from each a kimono, sash, and hair pin. When she finally confronted her husband she asked him if he found her beautiful only for him to act like she was a stranger. The man wasn’t her husband, instead he had been the father and husband of the three the seamstress killed and in the end he too was murdered out of envy.

Sentomaru started to feel uneasy by the time his friend finished the story. At this point his mother walked up to him letting Sentomaru know that they were going to invite their new neighbors over for tea and that Sentomaru should go wash up. His friends looked on in worry as Sentomaru followed his mother home.

Child 2: It was nice knowing you.

As the families sat around the table Sentomaru was trying his best not to stare at the girl sitting across from him.

Sentomaru: Am I really in danger? What if this girl is just like the crazy tailor? Will she murder me if I just so happen to even glance at another girl?

Sentomaru sat there quietly until his father spoke up catching Sentomaru’s attention.

Father: Son don’t forget your manners, you should introduce yourself to our guest.

Sentomaru stood up and introduced himself to his guest.

Sentomaru: Hello, its a pleasure to meet you I’m Sentomaru.

Girls Father: Its nice meeting you Sentomaru. This is my daughter O-Etsuko.

Sentomaru looked over to O-Etsuko who looked like she was on the verge of laughing.

Mother: Sentomaru why don’t you take O-Etsuko to the garden and show her around while the adults talk to each other.

Knowing that there wouldn’t be any use in arguing Sentomaru did as told.

He lead O-Etsuko into the back of his house where the garden was. All the while feeling on edge knowing that they were going to be alone together and that she might try something.

When they finally arrived at the garden O-Etsuko burst out laughing causing Sentomaru to flinch.

Sentomaru: What is so funny?

O-Etsuko wiped a tear from her eye.

O-Etsuko: I’m sorry but you look like a girl!

Hearing this caused Sentomaru to blush a deep red. For some reason every now and then someone would mistaken him for a girl.

Sentomaru: I’d rather look like a girl than a crazy murderer!

O-Etsuko stopped her giggling, a sly smile formed on her face.

O-Etsuko: So, you think I’m crazy do you?

Sentomaru gulped and before he knew it O-Etsuko had pounced on him, causing Sentomaru to fall backwards onto the grass. The two were nose to nose with O-Etsuko on top of Sentomaru. Fearing the worse the boy prepared himself for whatever the girl was about to do. O-Etsuko then proceeded to give Sentomaru a painful flick to his nose.

Sentomaru: Ow! What was that for?

O-Etsuko: I overheard you and your friends talking about the envious tailor. That is very childish of you to think it is real.

Sentomaru: Its not real?

O-Etsuko: No, it’s just an old folk tale told to remind people not to let their jealousy get a hold on them, and besides even if it was real you should not judge a person based on their looks.

Sentomaru: Oh, I’m sorry for judging you then.

A look of guilt was on Sentomaru’s face.

O-Etsuko: That's okay I forgive you.

The two children sat in peaceful silence before they both busted out laughing at the silliness of the accusation Sentomaru had made.

Back in the present Sentomaru had found himself in front of his old home. It was a typical Wano home, nothing to fancy just a small house. Sentomaru made his way up the wooden steps which creaked under his weight. He hesitated for only a second before finally sliding the front door open and entering. The inside of the house was dark,the only source of light being Sentomaru’s lantern. On the floor he found O-Etsuko’s sandals still by the door as the day he left them when she passed.

Sentomaru: O-Etsuko I’m home.

He knew there would be no answer but Sentomaru found comfort in it.

Then there came a set of footsteps rushing Sentomaru’s way. An old lady charged from out of the shadows. Sentomaru had barely enough time to react as the old lady swung a broom at him.

Old Lady: Get out of this house intruder, it is not yours to take from!

She yelled while continually trying to hit Sentomaru. It had taken a while for Sentomaru to recognize her voice.

Sentomaru: Grandmother its me!

The old lady instantly stopped her assault, stunned and confused by the person before her.

Grandma: Sentomaru is that really you?

Sentomaru raised the lantern up to reveal his face.

The old lady looked like she had seen a ghost.

Grandma: I can’t believe it your alive! We were worried that you didn’t make it out!

Sentomaru: Yes I was able to get out. I also have good news, I brought back help.

Grandma didn’t have any family ties to Sentomaru but the old lady had helped him out tremendously after O-Estuko’s passing by helping the new father care for Toko. She had become family to both Sentomaru and Toko and right now she was on the verge of tears.

Grandma: Finally our prayers have been answered!

However her happiness was short lived as she noticed that Toko wasn’t with him.

Grandma: Where’s O-Toko?

Sentomaru: I just got here, I’m finding a base for the marines to use while we’re here.

Grandma had a look of dread a sense of urgency surrounded her.

Grandma: You need to get to the flower capitol now!

Before Sentomaru had a chance to speak up the old lady pulled out a newspaper from her sleeve and showed a recent article from the page.

“Child wanted for dishonoring the shogun. Reward for apprehension is set at 200 gold”.

Sentomaru felt his heart stop as he saw the picture on the opposite page, it was Toko. Sentomaru’s worst fear had come to light.

#one piece #sentomaru #fanfic #one piece fanfiction #one piece wano #wano country #wano kuni #wano

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chxrlotte-linlin · 6 years

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Kaido’s epiphany

Kaido woke up with a startle, his head was feeling double its normal size and he felt like vomiting right on spot. Rubbing his neck tiredly, he felt that he wasn’t laying in his usual sleeping place. It felt more velvety and....girly? This was enough to get Kaido out of his drunken stupor. He had no idea what had happened last night and by god, he had a feeling he didn’t even want to know it at all...

“My head is about to explode...god...what the fuck happened last night???” he muttered, scratching his head. At his side was a certain someone and first Kaido didn’t realized who it was, but after a couple of seconds the realization hit him like thunder, it was none other than Charlotte LinLin, that was laying at his side, snoring peacefully. His eyes grew double its normal size and bulged out of their holes visibly.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” his scream rang through the whole Chateau, basically awakening all inhabitants of said place. Kaido looked around panicked, then lifted his blanket and to his horror saw that he was stark naked, and from the looks of it, was rather busy last night. There were even biting marks around his best piece which made him shiver in horror. Something horrible had happened last night that was for sure. But what? A side look revealed to him that Big-Mom also was naked which made his blood pressure rise even higher in a matter of seconds. This could only mean one thing...oh god no...

The more he thought about, the more it became obvious to him, he had slept with LinLin last night...with that old hag he hated with a passion. Another shiver was sent down his spine as Big-Mom started to wake up, her eyes blinking in a sleepy stupor.

“Mamamama...good morning my fiery dragon...” she whispered which gave Kaido a near death experience. “I hope you enjoyed last night the same i did, because honestly, it was a blast! HAhahahahmamama. Finally a dick that was big enough to give me pleasure to no end. Also these dragon scales of yours...simply splendid. They give you this...rough feeling down there if you know what i mean...”

“What happened...why am i here? And more importantly...why are you naked???” he knew this question was stupid as he damn well know what happened, still he was in shock and hoped it was all just a nightmare... Also just now he realized that something was on his ring finger, he normally didn’t wear any sort of jewelry so that was new. He lifted up his hand, looking at the ring that was on it...a golden one...

“Don’t tell me...” he muttered, leaning back defeated. LinLin smiled at him, caressing his arm gently.

“Yes, my dear. I welcome you as my 44th husband..Mamamama....” Lin exclaimed, leaning over, kissing Kaidos cheek. “BUT WHY? AND HOW?” Kaido yelled, grabbing his head with both his hands.

LinLin leaned back as well, closing her eyes.

“Well we married last night after you and i had a rough one at Wano, you were drunk as fuck...” she paused for a moment. “One of my priests did the deed and dare i say he did a damn good job at it...anyway, after we married, i let my daughter Brulee create a Mirror from Wano to WCI and whoop, there we are!”

“I can’t believe this...we...we`re married? And we had sex...” he muttered over and over. LinLin laughed and leaned into Kaido with a wide grin.

“Better believe it, Hothead, we did the thing and we did it good. Judging from my feeling, it also could be more than possible that i get pregnant again as well!” she stated which gave Kaido another shock.

“But...but you`re close to 70! How can you still get children???” he stuttered, realizing he really had messed up. “Don’t know,you just can say my body is a Wonderland, don’t you think?” Lin laughed.

Kaido got up from the bed, naked as god created him and went over to a big mirror that was on the other side of LinLin’s bedroom. Covering his face with one of his big hands, Kaido moaned, cursing his fellow Yonko member...

“You will love Totland, darling. You and i will give a splendid royal couple, with our wedding you`re now the King of Totland! My equal so to speak, well not fully, but still.” she got up as well, stretching her volumous body. She than threw over a morning coat, walking over to Kaido, embracing him from behind.

“This will be the beginning of a long, wonderful journey..Mamamama...”

Nine months later:

Kaido was back at Wano, he had divorced himself from Big-Mom shortly after their wedding, had a battle with her and then was gone quicker than he ever fled from somewhere. As he was leaning back in his throne, enjoying a bottle of sake in the peaceful silence of his cold headquarter, a messenger came to him with a paper roll in hand.

He raised a brow, allowing the other to speak.

“Oh Lord Kaido, i have urgent news for you, better said, a message from someone rather peticular...Charlotte LinLin, aka Big-Mom...” he paused, gulping nervously.

Kaido groaned, thinking back nine months after all that happened.

“What does the old hag want from me now? Our divorce was final...did this old bag don’t understand it?” he growled, sighing. The messenger cleared his throat again, rolling out the paper.

“No, actually she just wanted to let you know that you are the father of her newest set of quadruplets...you conceived them nine months ago...” the last words were nothing more than a murmur, but Kaido understood them well enough.

“WHAT IN THE NAME OF???SHE REALLY WAS PREGNANT`?????” clutching his head with his hands, Kaido cursed every entity he knew, wishing to die even more now as before.

“Now she wants child support from you...for leaving her behind back then...” he added with a sigh. “And here is a picture of the quadruplets...” he handed Kaido a picture. Grabbing his sake bottle, Kaido stood up, walking in his quarters, crushing on his bed.

“ I hate my godforsaken fucking life...” the picture of the babies was on the other side of his bed, he couldn’t bring himself to look at them. He wanted to die more than ever now, but knew this wouldn’t happen as he was cursed to stay alive forever...

On WCI:

LinLin was laying in bed, her newest set of quadruplets laying on her stomach, peacefully slumbering. She had a horrible grin on her face, curious on Kaido’s reaction towards this.

“I think i am going to visit you and show you the children, you`re their father after all...Hahahamamama” she whispered while looking at her newest babies. Two of them were girls, the other two were boys. Curiously enough, the girls(Charlotte Semla and Charlotte Yule) were looking like Kaido the most, the other two came more after their mother(Charlotte Garash and Charlotte Genoa).

“You four will be my most powerful children soon...when you have grown up, you`re gonna be my new Sweet Commanders, my ultimate Squad...oh yes, i can see it already...Mamamama...”

Bundling up the babies in a white cloth, LinLin stood up, walking out of her room and into the nursery. She had big plans ahead and couldn’t wait to finally bring them to fruitation. These four children would assure her success, no matter what. Not able to contain her joy, she laughed out loud, waking up the babies in the process.

“Ahhh i am sorry my sweet tarts...Mama was a little too loud, huh? Shush now...Mama is here...” she cooed, patting their heads with a gentle bop.

...

The end?

(a little drabble i came up with, not really canon but it was fun to write :D Charlotte Garash, Charlotte Genoa, Charlotte Semla and Yule belong to me and Big-Mom lel)

#fanfiction #charlotte linlin #kaido #four emperors #one-piece fanficition

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eccentricbinary-blog · 7 years

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Hope Is Wonderful,

This drabble is a continuation of one I posted on @hopelessgrunt which you can read here.

This was a lovely evening!

There were laughs. There was food! There were drinks! There couldn’t be anything better to celebrate a reunion such as this.

Kaido and Vincent sat at a booth in the back corner of a restaurant. One they mutually shared a love for. Red Fletchling was a top priority whenever they had time, and that was something they had decided upon when they had initially met.

They had both been drinking, but it’s evident that Vincent has definitely had more than Kaido had. The taller man looked to his friend in amusement as he stared back to him rather strangely.

Yep. He was definitely gone.

❝You want some water, Vinny?❞ The tone is jovial, but the concern is evident.

Vincent’s eyes sharpen ever so slightly. A single hand ruffles his hair and he reaches for his dish, or rather one of few french fries left on it, dips it in some ketchup, and scarfs it down.

❝Fuck you think I am? I ain’t a lightweight, and you know that. Deadass, b.❞ He spat, simple as that. Lightweight he was not, but that didn’t mean his tolerance was incredibly high. Kaido, however, rolled his eyes. He was no stranger to dealing with any of Vincent’s antics.

❝Well, do you want dessert then?❞

Sweets. His one of many weaknesses. Vincent had almost forgotten that he had been absentmindedly sitting and eating chicken, fries, mashed potatoes and drinking, yet forgot about dessert. The dessert menu was an absolute must. He’d dine and dash if he had to. But he would eat dessert before leaving.

His hands shot up quick as an espeon, causing Kaido to laugh.

What a goof.

His hand stayed, awaiting for a waitress to show. A woman eventually showed herself and took an order for a funnel cake; a rather large one covered in ice cream, hot fudge, caramel, brownie bits, and oreo bits.

The look on Kaido’s face upon hearing that order was gold, at least to Vinny. He couldn’t help but start giggling ever so slightly, earning a roll of his eyes from Kaido.

❝What’s so funny?❞ He inquires, raising his palm to rest his head against. Vincent momentarily breaks his fit, though instead of answering, he grabs a fork, and begins to bang on the table.

Kaido’s ears twitched, his head perking immediately. Was. Was that a beat?

❝We here in Fletchlings Feastin like some kings The subjects come servin’ us some dope ass cuisine I got me some lovely, ludicrous, delicious, delectable Dishes with a side of fries It’s lit, b, ‘innit Hangin’ with my boy I ain’t seen in a minute Bout twice as long as it took to serve this Though, I know you don’t mean it Cause you here now, and, This meeting has love put into it Much as the food that the chef’s put into it But then you came Offerin’ Some dessert like my girl CA And here you are, lookin at me Like a deerling in the headlights I’mma get you And you deadass know why.❞

Pause.

❝Vinny...❞ Kaido began to beat on the table himself, shaking his head ever so slightly. Despite this, a smile crept on to his face.

❝Bitch you tryna square up? Step to me dude Lookin lost in the clouds like you did back in Kalos boy what you gon’ do? Your flow ain’t sweet, like cake with ice cream b What is your goal see, you know it’s ‘bout as gone as you Call me you know I come through Stand and deliver like UPS do Haters be sleepin’ on me like fruit of the loom But I got their girls sleepin’ on me like fruit of the loom It’s what Sootopolitans do I never try to do you Dirty my dude Fuck around with them fuckarounds and get Noctowl-ed like HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT!❞

Another momentary pause. Vincent had stopped laughing. Not necessarily because that verse was better than his own, he’d rather die than say that. There was something about it that irked Vincent.

❝Never done me dirty?❞ An octave dropped, much like the jovial tone like a rock into water. Brown eyes narrow to slits as Vincent reaches to his glass and drinks some of his Sunset. As the glass parts from his lips, so do words. ❝You full of shit and you know it. You been fuckin’ me ever since we met.❞

Kaido furrows a brow. He could feel this sinking feeling. Something, no matter how he would have prepared, was going to go wrong tonight. ❝Vinny, what the hell are you talking about?❞

❝You know damn well what I’m talkin’ bout, with yo Deathklok lookin’ ass. But I guess it ain’t mean much to ya, much like me, cause you ain’t said nothin to me in years.❞

Patience is tested. Fingers tap against the table. It’s the only response that Kaido gives, and he averts his gaze from Vincent to the window.

❝You tryna avoid this like you avoidin’ me?❞

Silence.

❝Say something. I know you ain’t hard of hearin’ boy.❞

❝Stop. You know that this isn’t true. Stop trying to put the blame on me. If you really wanted my attention then you could have come to me. Not like I wasn’t busy or anything.❞

❝Ain’t no one busy for 6 years! What, you broke yo’ phone for six straight years?!❞ A fist slams against the table. ❝Did I do something wrong? Tell me so I can fix it instead of avoiding me!❞

❝The only thing wrong are your delusional accusations! I’ve got better things to do than babysit you. Get. Over it. It’s not that deep!❞ Kaido’s voiced raise, along with the rest of his body as he stood up from the booth.

❝You my boy, right? Then you know good and damn well that I shouldn’t have to constantly reassure that we still kin!❞ Vincent stands up himself. ❝You know I got trouble dealing with this! Stop fuckin’ testin’ me cause it ain’t cute or funny! That shit hurts!❞

❝Stop. I can’t help you! I’m not a professional. I’m a fuckin’ bartender and an expert in Mega Evolution! Not a fuckin therapist! Seek one out instead of being a leech for once in your life!❞

Words cut deeper than the cool ocean below. Vincent averts his gaze, opting to reach for the fork again. However, he decides against it. There would be no beat for this. His eyes returns to Kaido, and the two exchange an understanding gaze.

❝Look at you, look at me Startin a scene Got me lookin foolish cause you playin’ with my dreams Bitch, I hate you, I love you I’m fuckin’ crazy ‘bout you But you don’t feel the same Makes me feel stupid like yo’ name Kaido Black could be tattooed on my back And cover up Galactic, but you slow as molasses To Text back, call back, be someone to fall back On, like a tempurpedic mattress Which makes sense, cause when you here it’s like pillow talk And your presence makes me not want walk off a cliff And plummet to my death Because the only thing I got now is you, taxes, and death. Who is it? Who’s the bitch who’s More important than this shit who’s Fucking me by fuckin’ you and taking away what gives me life?❞

Kaido rolls his eyes. He hesitates as he notices that many eyes of customers have now fallen upon their table. If this continues, they would most likely receive a warning for disturbing the other customers.

❝For fuck’s sake, get help You know what they do to snakes? They turn ya into belts Herb ass, nerd ass, beggin’ to be heard ass I’ll shoot you out the sky with your mandibuzz lookin ass! I know it’s hard but guess what? I’m not your shit And I don’t owe you shit Fuck the tattoo, get it removed for you Like I fuckin’ told you Now chill out, eat some more Have somethin’ sweet when that Woman gets back here with your diabetic treat And don’t you go splittin’ on me or your ass can split Cause you know I mean well and if you don’t, then I’ll might as well say Suck a fuckin’ dick!❞

As if on cue, the waitress returns, rather timidly, with funnel cake in hand. She sets the tray down and makes haste away. Anyone could sense the tension between them, and could cut it like a hot knife through butter.

Inhale. Exhale.

In his attempt to calm down, Vincent sits down, takes a fork and knife, and begins cutting off pieces of the cake. However, as he’s reaching the fork to his mouth, a bit of ice scream spills on to his coat.

. .. ... Wonderful.

❝I’m sorry.❞ Silence broken, for once by Kaido. His hand reaches towards a napkin, and attempts to wipe the stain off of Vincent’s coat. However, he only makes it worse, smearing it into the coat

Inhale. Exhale. You’re ruining everything, Kaido. Vincent’s eyes narrow once again and his hand instinctively grips Kaido’s wrist.

❝You’ve done enough today. Take care of myself, right?❞ Brown hues fall to his coat and he begins to unbutton it, throwing his previous caution to the wind. He had no more energy to care about what happened. Not now.

Off comes the coat, and the Skull medallion and uniform are revealed.

Kaido’s eyes narrowed. He hadn’t been in Alola long, but he had been here long enough to notice the yahoos harassing others, attempting to steal pokemon from other trainers, assaulting others, and legitimately trying to steal bus stop signs.

❝You. Have got. To be shitting me.❞ A hiss returns Kaido’s previous harshness. ❝You really do want to keep yourself trapped in a cycle, don’t you? Using your illness as an excuse to continue joining these fucking gangs. What’s this one’s goal, huh? You gonna try and steal my pokemon too? Or are these dumbasses beating up stop signs and shit trying to end all of existence too?❞

No response. Vincent’s gaze returns to the funnel cake, and resumes eating. At least that tasted good.

It was better than Kaido’s mood. Definitely.

❝Fine. Stay trapped in the cycle. You don’t want help. You want to be babied like the selfish impulsive brat you are. But don’t contact me when you realize that this won’t do you any good. Or at all, for that matter.❞

The taller man rises, slams down some cash, and storms out of the restaurant. The slam of the door echoes throughout the now silent room.

A sniff breaks the silence, accompanied by a single tear running down Vincent’s cheek.

What had he done?

#drabble #𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓿𝒆 𝓹𝒆𝓪𝓴𝒆𝓭 𝓶𝔂 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝒆𝓻𝒆𝓼𝓽; ic #guest muse; vincent

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