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ystrike1 · 6 months

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Prince Snow White is Taken by the Queen - By 냥쥐 (nyangg13) (8/10)

A silly, spunky fairytale about two unwanted, sadistic @ssholes. An evil witch and a selfish prince. They're kind of the perfect couple. She never intended to commit to him, but he manages to catch her

Snow White is the most handsome man in the land, but he has never touched a woman. He also doesn’t do his job. The King is starting to panic. He's going grey, but his son refuses to run the kingdom.

Snow White is totally hopeless. He has the absolute worst temper. He throws teacups. He has no friends. He's unprofessional and rude to Knights and politicians and priests. The kingdom is doomed after the king dies. Doomed.

The King decides to take drastic measures.

The King pretends to remarry. The new stepmom is actually a witch his father hired to "tame" him. The poor King is angry. He deeply resents his violent and boorish son. The witch is allowed to do whatever she likes, as long as the heir doesn't die.

Yura, the witch, is extremely beautiful and busty. She's also a total psychopath who intends to paralyze the prince. After that she will use her monster familiars to torture him into submission.

Also, she's going to r-word him.

Yup.

No morals here they both suck.

Her evil plan works way too well. While she's torturing him they...find common ground?????? Snow White doesn't fear her, even though she's an evil witch. She's not afraid of Snow White like everyone else either, and they're very attracted to each other.

Snow White steals the cottage that belongs to the Seven Dwarves so he can hang out with his lover. He comes back willing to work and get married, and that's when the King loses it.

Snow White will behave, but only if he can marry the evil witch.

She is also shocked.

Yura thought their fling would just...be a way to chill him out. Witches are pretty much universally hated too. She's the worst possible bride.

When she tries to run from life as a princess he drugs her.

He also r-words her.

She's uncertain about marriage because she knows she won't be accepted....but whhhoooo cares!!!

Snow White is the most spoiled and vicious prince in the land.

He can have whatever he wants.

This panel sums up the whole plot.

What a romantic proposal!!!!!

This is how he reacts when he thinks she's cheating on him.

Oh boy.

He's totally not a giant red flag, who doesn't have a trusting or empathic bone in his body.

She wasn't cheating, by the way, but she was coerced into marriage.

There's an unrealistic happy ending, but Snow White and Yura are both genuinely bad people....and they don't change at all.

Snow White falls for his bride because she's evil...and that's hilarious. It is funny. This is a funny read.

I feel bad for the King.

When he dies his peaceful land will become an Evil Kingdom.

(It's only implied but Snow White absolutely physically abused his servants and admirers. The King should have remarried for real, and attempted to raise a saner son. The world is doomed. Lol.)

#yandere #male yandere #yandere male #yandere boy #recommendations #recs #rec #recommended #webtoon #Prince Snow White is Taken by the Queen

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sammyche · 28 days

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need more thoughts on ur abo rosquez.... vr46 pack vs marc would b sooo funny to read cause its a stepmom situation made 1289371 times worse by the fact that he's also their coworker likeireuhfihf

let's go right to the reconciliation era (not gonna touch how and when it happens it just happens). they are mates once again, fully bonded this time (which makes them 10 times more unbearable if that's only possible). marc would walk around with his mating bites high on his neck absolutely shameless, basking in the attention. he would also not smell like only him anymore. i think that back then they were careful about them smelling like each other but not anymore. marc would be wearing vale's clothe, smelling like him so much that sometimes they would think vale is entering a room.

i think franky and luca and a little bit pecco would be like here we go again. 2013/2014 all over again except it's worse. leaving the room as soon as those two are there because of the looks, the smells. their coupling not only being fucking LOUD but also stinking the entire ranch. pecco was still a pup back then so that's a surprise to be able to smell marc's heat or vale's rut fully. he hates it and kinda hates how feverish it makes him feel. his skin feels sticky, his mating gland swollen to the point of discomfort. not knowing where to put that restless energy.

but i think the worst would be bezz. he goes from marc being a hated coworker to know being able to tell when marc's gonna go into heat. he fucking hates how weirdly in tunes he is to marc's emotions, like yeah he's going into heat in 4 days i can tell, and everyone looking at him weirdly like even vale can't smell it yet. like how can you smell his distress accross the paddock bezz ?? i don't know don't ask question i just do....

cele would be actually pretty chill about it (not a surprise here). just find it hilarious how vale his with his mate. teasing about how he's gonna tell on him to marc when vale is being mean to him.

also on the paddock it would make it a bit awkward. they would all kind of buzz around his garage. it wouldn't be weird to see one of the academy kids just walking around for absolutely no reason. alex is sooooo tired of seeing their ass in gresini like don't you have a job to do ?? i know how to take care of my brother thank you very much.

#motogp #rosquez #asks #a/b/o au #sorry for the ramble #i could go on and on and on

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lvpislvzuli · 18 days

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No spoilers review for KotPotA

I saw Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes last night and it was WONDERFUL!

Opening scene made me cry 😭 APES TOGETHER STRONG!!!

Noa is the sweetest ape with great potential to become a leader like Caesar. His journey was exciting and emotional. He really leveled up in the third act showdown. Owen Teague is perfect casting—incredible performance, great physicality and voice. I saw and felt his every emotion. He was surprisingly funny too, especially in his scenes with Raka and Mae. Loved his subtle attitude. LOVED that he had beef with a bird.

Anaya and Soona are good friends for Noa and I appreciated some focus on a female ape who actually speaks. Anaya is loveable comedic relief and Soona is a badass. Also, her character design is so pretty.

Koro and Dar were kind and loving parents. It’s unusual for main characters to even have parents in these epic stories, so I appreciated their inclusion, as short as their scenes were. Wished we learned more about Koro. The Master of Birds was an intriguing character.

Raka was such a nice surprise. Good in the trailers but an Instant Icon in the film. Very loveable. Another great mentor character. Up there with Yoda in my opinion—just as funny too. Soooo funny. Peter Macon owned this role.

Proximus Caesar was deliciously maniacal. Stellar acting from Kevin Durand. Chilling voice work. Great character design and movement. Proximus is a natural performer—he knows how to play for a crowd. I was just as hyped as his followers. Semi-spoiler: The way he responded to the gun was hilarious.

Mae has so many secrets. I heard some of them were spoiled in the ad campaign but luckily I went in blind. She and Noa are perfect co-leads and do a great job portraying another tense ape/human relationship. Very nuanced performances in their shared scenes. You want them to trust each other.

But can they trust each other moving forward?Hopefully. Mae made some controversial decisions that affected both humans and apes, but I feel that Freya Allan was able to walk that fine line. I loved her final scene with Noa and the gift he gave her.

Overall, this is Wes Ball’s best film so far. Great directing. He really knows how to shoot an action scene. The choreography was 🔥. I never got tired of watching the apes climbing around.

The world building was thorough and I loved the visual aesthetics of the film. They felt very 1968 Planet of the Apes.

As expected, the visual effects were out of this world. Seriously, how does Weta do it? The apes look more real than real apes.

Great score by John Paesano. Nods to Michael Giacchino and Jerry Goldsmith. Also adored the inclusion of apes singing.

The ending sets up some interesting ideas for a next installment—which I really want to see. I liked the parallel of Noa and Mae both looking up at the sky. It made them feel connected despite their physical and (somewhat) emotional distance, and it solidified their status as our two lead characters.

So yes, I loved this movie. 10/10.

Let me know what you thought!

#kingdom of the planet of the apes #planet of the apes #kotpota #noa #mae #raka #proximus caesar #caesar #wes ball #owen teague #freya allan #kevin durand

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arcofacatboy · 6 months

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@scottishgremlin & I talk semi frequently about how strange scythe merch is - my theory is that because a lot of it comes from subscription boxes, the product designers need to make it somewhat palatable to the general reader & non-scythe crazed individuals. This is usually achieved by slapping a marketable quote on a thing only barely related to the series. However, out of all the scythe merch I’ve seen, this piece is by far the worst, and I love it.

like all respect to the artist since this art is really good, but the presentation is hysterical. This is the scene in the vault where Citra and Rowan are about to fuck nasty, which brings up multiple questions. Why is this a Polaroid? Who took this photo in the vault? Citra and Rowan were there alone. How did Citra and Rowan obtain a Polaroid camera? Most likely explanation is that it was just chilling in the Vault Of Relics, which, okay, I’m sure a Polaroid is a relic to those in the postmortal age, but would Citra or Rowan even know how to use a Polaroid camera? also, the quote - “ours is a perfect world…” besties what are you TALKING about? The full quote is from Curie’s diary entry before we learn that Curie and Goddard have to go to Endura, and reads as follows -

“Ours is a perfect world—but perfection does not linger in one place. It is a firefly, by its very nature elusive and unpredictable. We may have caught it in a jar, but that jar has broken, and we are in danger of shredding ourselves on its shards.”

okay so curie is kind of foreshadowing her own death and the sinking of Endura here. Good job Neal, good writing. But this scene in this print takes place only mere minutes after curie fucking DIED, and in her final moments, allowed Citra and Rowan to live. Curie was Citra’s mentor and a motherly figure to her, she’s certainly not going to be thinking it’s a perfect world while she’s sinking to the bottom of the ocean while knowing full well that Curie is dead. Rowan didn’t have as much of an emotional attachment to Curie but in this book alone, he’s been held prisoner, watched Tyger die and have his body snatched by Goddard, who stands for everything Rowan is against (who also led to the death of Volta in the previous book!!!!!) and would have been murdered by Goddard in front of the grandslayers, if Rand, who murdered and manipulated his best friend, didn’t free him as an act of revenge on Goddard and out of guilt for killing Tyger. Rowan has seen the deepest depravity of the world, and you’re telling me that after he just watched Goddard sink an entire island and kill like, thousands of people, just to win an election, being able to fuck Citra finally is gonna make him think everything is fine again???? Like, even at the end of the series, when Rowan is on one of the rockets, when he and Citra will finally be safe, he’s shit talking Cirrus because it won’t revive Citra. Rowan is not one to forget the deep injustices of this world because he sees Citra’s tits. So Citra and Rowan are both very upset and about to die, which, in my speculative opinion, is probably why they ended up being intimate in the vault in the first place - they were hurting, they were scared, and all they had in that moment was each other. They did it to comfort one another. However I’m calling BS on the perfect world thing lol. Same vibes as, idk, putting Volta’s quote about not wanting to self-glean over a scene of the tiniest monastery burning down.

idk I just think it’s hilarious that this book subscription box chose this of all scenes to make scythe seem like a YA romance. Like you could have made a print with Jeri/Greyson, Curie/Faraday, Scythe Ashcorp/Goddard, or even Citra/Rowan in another context, just NOT THIS SCENE LMAO.

Thx for coming to my ted talk

#arc of a scythe #scythe #the toll #thunderhead #neal shusterman #aoas #gleanings #rowan damisch #citra terranova #scythe faraday #scythe curie #scythe goddard #Tyger Salazar #scythe rand

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thebabyprince · 7 months

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Little Stephen stills and caregiver Joseph head canons pleaseee (sorry if your getting two of these it said the other one didn’t send)

Hiiii!!! It took a loooooong time again hope you don't mind!!!

Stephen's got quite a stressful life, ok!! He has a job where 60% of the days are bad days!!

He also has anxiety!!!! And the clients are ruthless!! And there's so many of them!!!!!

He gets quite cranky when he's all worned out like that!!!

He gets home from work, and just kinda fall on the futon and just starts.... sobbing.

Joseph turns around. Takes his headphones off. "Are you ok? You wanna... talk?"

"Noooooo". Stephen hides his face in his knees. "I'm oooooooooooook".

"And you're... sure of that?"

Stephen collects himself for a mere second, to look up at Joseph with teary eyes. Then he hiccups and starts to weep softly again. "nooo :(.."

He proceeds to waddle to Joseph and put his head on his chest, wrapping his arms around him tightly. Joseph slowly strokes his back.

"Hard day at work? You're alright, man, it's over now, I gotcha, I gotcha..."

"They were meeean :(" Stephen mumbles, nuzzling Joseph's shirt.

"Yeah, man, bet they were.. C'mon, it's ok now..."

"Meeeeeeean! :(" Stephen cries out, and Joseph can't help but to chuckle, gently petting him.

"Maybe you wanna do something to distract yourself? C'mon, man..."

"I.. I wanna...." Stephen sobs, stuttering because of that. "Can you download movie. Can you pirate a movie. The mermaid movie...."

"You mean 'The Little Mermaid'? Yeah, baby, for sure. Anything else? Wanna go get snacks? C'mon"...

General headcanons:

Stephen!! Loves!! His toy cars!! He's got like 40 of them, big trucks and small hotwheels, his favorite activity is to just wheel them around their appartment, cause there's just so many games you can invent!!!

Stephen regresses to 5 to 8, he's a pretty big boy, but he's neeeeeedy for attention. He will just. Stand there, pouting, until Joseph gives him affection.

Typical Stephen Stills agere routine: Regress because of the exhaustion after work => Get excited to play => Play for 20 minutes before the tiredeness comes back => Have a tantrum cause what sleep!! no sleep!! only play!! => Have Joseph comfort him over the injustices of life => Fall asleep in his arms

Joseph's very bad at coming up with petnames, and most of the time will just end up calling Stephen "Dude"

He's an extremely chill and nonchalant caregiver. He doesn't get nervous about anything at all.

In fact, he did not realise he was Stephen's caregiver until Stephen told him he is. It was kind of awkward at the moment but hilarious as a memory.

Like he really just went: "Yeah, sure, I'll read you a bedtime story. An absolutely typical activity".

Sometimes, when Stephen's only half in the headspace, they manage to work on the recording like that.

"I need you to act as a metronome for the moment. You have to count to 4, can you do that?"; "I can count all the way to 20! :]"; "Sick"

#age regression #agere #agere sfw #sfw age regression #age regressor #fandom agere #scott pilgrim #spvtw #spvtw agere #scott pilgrim vs the world agere #scott pilgrim agere #scott pilgrim vs the world #stephen stills #joseph scott pilgrim

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rumandsprite · 3 months

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I've binged this beautiful mess for several days and, by god, does it deliver! !!!SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

Let me try going chronologically:

Zack!Cloud is absolutely adorable and shows very good acting because you can hear the difference from Zack's dialogue from Cloud's reaction when learning it's Nibelheim where they are heading to.

Definitely see those SephirothxZack fics going on rise after unsettlingly sweet expressions on Sephiroth during Nibelheim. Also those subtle changes on his face in that iconic town in flames scene, just wow.

Rufus's parade was one of the highlights, but some new guy Glenn shenaningans were there like "hello, if you'd like to know more about this subplot please consider buying some spinoff mobile game you've never heard of", because even in the end all I got from this was - Glenn is a) some dude in Wutai working for a man we never saw and who might not even exist, b) has some bitter history with Rufus and c) also is a Sephiroth clone.

Speaking of Rufus, eng voice actor is on point. He is the english equivalent of japanese voice actor who unfortunately seems to have been affected by illness. I'm very sad about that. But good job, eng va and his casting director!

While I'm on this topic, Reno's orignal va loss also saddens me. New jp va is a bit too nasal for me, and there's no Quinton Flynn to soften the blow.

Morikawa Toshiyuki is perfect as always in his rendition of Sephiroth. His gentle speech to Jenova in Nibelheim reactor is just... You just have to hear it.

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Ahem. So, Rufus' offer in Junon really surprised me.

Moving on to Costa Del Sol, was nice to see the reason why Hojo appeared there of all places and, oh dear, they made him so creepy it's astounding. The way he so offhandedly and casually offered those girls to "birth a hero" is something else.

I'll skip Corel immediately to Golden Saucer. It's everything I wanted. It's everything I didn't know I wanted. The entrance introduction is Honey Bee all over again but even more cringe. There are no words for this level of cringe. I felt vindicated for the loss of that Honey Bee's bathtub scene in the Remake, that's how cringe it is. I'm sorry, I can't stop staring at Dio's chest.

Now, Cait Sith deserves its own paragraph. It's the best, the cutest, the coolest Cait Sith ever. This "Aeris-ha~n", awww. Animation and design is top-notch, from Cait's small dance to the ears to the moogle's belly jiggle. Reeve has to be some kind of animatronics genius. Also in eng version it has scottish accent. Know why? Because of this

Also, Ghost Hotel's front desk employee is hilarious. He seems to genuinely love his job, goddamn it.

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Poor Rude having to work with Elena, lol. Nice sea-salt ice cream, by the way.

Some sidequests are my type of morbid humour. Check out this:

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New Gi lore was interesting. Finally I learned how Black Materia was made. Also made interesting possible insight into Sephiroth, with being unable to join lifestream and all.

Vincent va is so good and in jp version I sometimes can hear Rufus's va past timbre. Also, that drip is sick.

Loveless scene was astounding. I'm talking about animation quality here. Dance moves look so smooth and natural, especially cloth mechanics, just look at Jessie's skirt! I have no idea how many hours they put into these.

New Nibelheim also makes more sense than in original. No more "wdym, nothing happened here". Also, Cloud remembered Zack but his mind makes up some things.

It's nice to see Cloud's gradual descent into madness, especially with Roche becoming that. (Why SC tattoo though. I know it's probably Sephiroth Cells, but I just can't unsee SephirothxCloud, lmao). Cloud chasing Aerith for black materia sent chills down my spine.

As did Sephiroth's hysterical laugh when his sword broke but Aerith still died. Yeah, sorry, dude. This is fixed.

Those AU scenes and some unchanging points are interesting to explore for fics though.

#ff7 rebirth #ff7 rebirth spoilers #long post

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jaijaitbinks · 1 year

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what r ur thots on Fubuki roping Tatsu into doing something with the main gang (Sai, Genos, King, Mumen and maybe Bang & Bomb) to do smth together and her gradually getting closer to them all and finding actual people she can rely on and trust and omg I'm having so many thoughts about this

First off: Y E S!

Second: I misread this at first and thought you were calling me a thot-

But, back to the idea: I love it. Tatsumaki would be so annoyed with it at first, only putting up with it because it her little sister's friends. But slowly she starts becoming friends with them all.

Saitama because his sense of humor (and by that I mean his typically dry humor) is hilarious most of the time and he's just good to talk to, surprisingly. He doesn't sugarcoat anything, and he says it how it is. Blunt, to-the-point, realistic, and shockingly wise sometimes.

Genos because his eccentricity and generally over-the-top behavior is fun to watch + she already had a leveled sense of respect for the borg after the Garou incident. The kid is all over the place in a sense thaf he would do anything if it meant going above and beyond. And while it's also funny to see, it also makes him (for the most part) reliable. His approach to heroing is also nice to see cuz half the people she works with she feels doesn't take any part of their job seriously.

King because he's very "calm" and down to earth, which is exactly the type of person she like the most (not specifically in a romantic sense, but it's also not unlikely). He's chill, sorta of similar to Saitama but with a more... emotional charm? Like, she feels she can look to him for advice (although she [probably] never would), more so than she can with anybody else. And King in general just has this energy around him that keeps her collected. Like an anchor, almost.

Mumen because his enthusiasm and golden heart is honsstly super refreshing (although she'd never admit to that). What with working in the Hero Association, dealing with them along side boring monsters and irritating peers, Mumen finds enjoyment in his job—has a passion for it. And while she thinks his optimism is sometimes detrimental to C-Class, she admires his friendliness and constant desire to help people. God knows how little of that she sees in the hire classes.

And Bang and Bomb because Bang has a sort of parental vibe while Bang is like that amusing uncle who's the annoying older brother of the dad. Their dynamic is annoying, but in that sort of affectionate way. Bang is this old guy always trying to give lessons and be... well, parental. And Bomb is an older guy that just likes to fuck around while still caring for Bomb. Sometimes she feels jealous that she never had that kind of bond with Fubuki, but she's not the kind of person to resent those old guys for it. Instead, she just silently admires it. Some of Bomb's jokes are funny, too.

And honestly? As a collective, it's so goddamn fun hanging around these bunch of weirdos. Every time she sees them it's always something batshit going on, everytime they're around there's entertaining chaos she's grown used to. They rope her into it all the time after the first time Fubuki did it, but at this point she doesn't mind it. And she can see why her little sister loves these idiots.

#opm #one punch man #tatsumaki #tornado of terror #fubuki #blizzard of hell #hellish blizzard #esper sisters #Saitama Group #saitama #genos #opm king #opm bang #opm bomb #mumen rider

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ifyougoillfollow · 7 months

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trick or treat!

MWUAHAHA - TRICKS BE UPON YE 😈😈

excuse me while i use this hallowed ween as an excuse to exorcise some demons:

what if rooftop gang Misfits AU

no listen if you've never seen Misfits(UK)(2009) i cannot in good conscience recommend doing so – it is a horrid little show full of horrid little people having a horrid little time and suffering horrid little fates more often than not, but like. it's also ASTOUNDINGLY funny, if you can stomach dated, edgy-with-a-captital-E late-2000's humor –

and boy CAN i, so i've recently made the mistake of starting a casual rewatch and lemme tell ya, the urge to stick our favorite rooftop fools* into this horrid little setting is MIGHTY but i cannot do it i REFUSE !!

anyway here's what i have so far**

* plus emi, because i'm predictable like that **please note i say 'so far' for comedic effect – i am for serious not gonna actually write this thing i cannot emphasize this enough

PREMISE Group of young delinquents sentenced to do community service get caught in a freak storm that gives them superpowers which reflect some important aspect of their personalities. Shenanigans (by which I mean crime) (by which I mean they immediately kill their parole officer (in self-defense!)) ensue. CAST MIC: Loudmouth. Doing time for assault. Talked shit, got hit – hit back hard. Wannabe punk with a chip on his shoulder. Flaming bisexual. Hates Aizawa. Has his sights set on Nemuri. Chill with Oboro. Finds Emi annoying. Power: Same as Quirk. AIZAWA: Buzzkill. Doing time for petty theft. Stole Daddy's credit card. Rich kid loner with a stick up his ass. Repressed homosexual. Hates Mic. Unnerved by Nemuri. Suspicious of Oboro. Finds Emi annoying. Power: Same as Quirk. NEMURI: Vixen. Doing time for shoplifting. Big titty discount fail. Shameless freak with boundary issues. Burgeoning bisexual. Tolerates Mic. Intrigued by Aizawa. Amused by Oboro. Finds Emi annoying. Power: Similar to Quirk, but based on pheromones and more emphasis on others perceiving her as attractive. OBORO: Stoner. Doing time for drug sale/possession. Local weed dealer. Chill extrovert with his head in the clouds. Token straight. Chill with everyone. Giant, obvious crush on Nemuri. Power: Similar to Quirk, except the clouds behave like real clouds, i.e. are intangible. EMI: Clown. Doing time for destruction of property. Prank gone wrong. Cringefail funnyman with a crippling need for validation. Closeted lesbian. Finds Mic hilarious. Likes to harass Aizawa. Giant crush on Nemuri. Chill with Oboro. Power: Same as Quirk.

Hizashi's the last to arrive at the community center.

He wasn't even on time for his court date – why the hell should court-mandated community service be any different? (Fuck the court, is the point.) By the time he's out of the locker room clad in his very own dumbfuck (but also kinda punk as hell if you think about it) mandatory orange jumpsuit, the rest of the clowns he's serving time with have already assembled in a convenient little lineup on the steps out front.

As he gets closer, 'clowns' turns out to be a more appropriate descriptor than he'd bargained for. Two of his four fellow ne'er-do-wells are sporting bad dye jobs in precociously pastel colors – blue for the guy, green for the chick. Bluey has a wide bandage over a nose that looks thoroughly unbroken. The other one has smiley-face stickers plastered over both cheeks and may very well be an actual clown. Both are flashing gap-toothed, paint-huffer-eyed grins. They're either going to be a riot or completely fucking insufferable, Hizashi can feel it in his jimmies.

Before Hizashi has a chance to suss out what kind of freak his other two compatriots in crime might be, a hulking, sentient block of a man steps out to join them in front of the community center. The dude is so jacked he's downright cubical. He's not just beefy, he's the whole goddamn cow – or bull, rather. Hizashi's not entirely convinced the fucker can look at his own reflection without ramming straight into the mirror, what with the red hair and all.

These are all the sorts of observations Hizashi would normally take great pleasure in relaying out loud, but the thing about Hizashi is, he's an asshole, not suicidal.

"Afternoon, everyone,” growls the steroid abuse PSA come to life. “My name is Todoroki Enji. I will be your parole officer for the coming weeks. While you are under my supervision, you do what I tell you to do, when I tell you to do it. If you can manage that until the end of your term, I will sign all necessary forms and you will all be free to continue down the path to lifelong delinquency on your own time. With any luck, next time we can skip this unnecessary step and send you straight to prison where you belong."

"Ah,” says Hizashi, “so you're a Cop cop."

The dark-haired bombshell Hizashi had deliberately stood next to as soon as he’d spotted her snorts. "He's a parole officer, numbnuts – what did you expect?"

"Hot and mean? Happy birthday to me."

Bluey pops up from beside Hizashi’s future heartbreak with a dopey grin. "Oh, hey, happy birthday, man!"

Before Hizashi can tell him off, the clown on Bluey’s other side starts shrieking: “Haaaappy birthday to you, happy birthday to you –”

Hot Stuff snorts again. "It's not actually your birthday, is it?"

Hizashi winks at her over his shades. "For you, baby, it could be."

"Real cute,” she drawls.

"Can you stop that?" someone snaps.

The clown stops her caterwauling. "But it's his birthday!"

"No, it isn't. He’s just trying to get in that one’s pants." There’s a sneer in that voice that sets Hizashi’s asshole-sense a-tingling. When he turns towards the source, he finds a dead-eyed, greasy-haired emo reject with the most potent school shooter vibes Hizashi’s witnessed to date.

"Yeah?” Hizashi shoots back. “And what would you know about getting laid, eh, Columbine?"

"That enough!” Officer Roid Rage thunders. Hizashi swears he feels the earth quake a little. “Your first task for today is to repaint those benches.” He jabs a meaty finger toward some benches across the way. “There are six of them, and six of you. Figure it out. Paint buckets and brushes are over there.” Another meaty finger over yonder. “Questions?"

The clown raises her hand. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Are you for real –” Hizashi turns to the other clowns for help – “is she for real right now?"

"Hey, I'll bite,” says Bluey. “Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"I dunno – that's why I'm asking!" She doubles over wheezing at her own joke. Probably to make up for the fact that no one else ever will.

"I expect those benches to be painted by the end of the hour,” growls Officer Roid Rage. Then he exercises the freedom Hizashi wishes he currently had himself and walks away. The bastard.

It’s only as the world’s clowniest band of misfits jingle-jangle one by one towards the benches over yonder, bargain bin painting supplies in hand, that Hizashi realizes the headcount is off.

“Hey – didn’t the cop say there were six of us?”

#spoiler: it's tensei. tensei's the sixth clown.#he's running late bc he had to pick lil tenya up from school he got it all cleared with enji and everything #his whole shtick in this verse is he's a charmingly roguish goody-two-shoes who's only doing time bc he got caught in some sort of protest #he doesn't get a cast intro bc in the fic inside my head that i'll never write he dies in the first 'episode' 😬#rip king ✊#ask box #trick or treat #i wrote a thing #rooftop gang #misfits au #thanks for the ask homie <33

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loosesodamarble · 1 year

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Hi Erika! For your ask game, would you mind if I asked for 2 (since I couldn't choose a fandom 😅)? Could I have headcanons for Sanemi from Demon Slayer and for Gordon from Black Clover, please? Thank you so much, friend!! 💖

Of course you can ask for headcanons from two series, Acacia! And one is from Demon Slayer, thank you!

(Spoilers for the Demon Slayer manga. Nothing big but a mention of future injuries.)

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Sanemi Shinazugawa

Realistic Headcanon: When Sanemi is angry, for any reason whatsoever, he asks to go on more missions. An angry Sanemi is a restless Sanemi and he needs to do something! Unless every bone in her body is broken, Sanemi will want to go out on a job. He doesn't care how far he has to travel for a job, he needs to vent by destroying. Alas, the poor demons who Sanemi faces while he's doing a vent mission.

Not realistic but hilarious Headcanon: Sanemi had the worst track record for breaking swords back when he first started. His technique wasn't atrocious per say. But his fighting style has always been very aggressive and the swords he got couldn't take the punishment. He broke so many swords and the poor sword smith assigned to Sanemi was inconsolable at how often they had to make a new blade. Within a couple years though, Sanemi chilled out and his reputation for sword breaking eventually went away.

Heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends Headcanon: Sanemi started a family, some born to him and his wife but also some adopted. And he named his children after each family member that he lost. His mother and siblings have always been in his heart and he wanted to give their names another chance to be used. When the kids are old enough to understand, Sanemi tells the kids where their names came from and asks them to always treasure their names. His mother and siblings are his mother and siblings. His children are his children. They're all distinct individuals but Sanemi wants his kids to feel connected to a family they'll never get a chance to know.

Unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own Headcanon: Sanemi's love for ohagi and sweets in general leads him to opening a wagashi shop when he settles down as a normal citizen. He learns how to make mochi, anko, agar jelly, etc. Learning to use the tool for shaping and decorating the sweets was hard since he lost two fingers, but he managed. He uses his savings from the Corp to buy a little shop space. And he sells sweets until the day he dies. No one who visits the shop can believe that wild looking guy like Sanemi would make the gorgeous mochi and manju that's sold up front.

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Gordon Agrippa

Realistic Headcanon: Gordon remakes each doll of the Black Bull members. Any little change that they get to their appearance means a brand new doll for Gordon to make. New outfits? New dolls! When Finral dyed his hair? New doll! And Gordon looks forward for the chance to make a new doll. He likes seeing his friends grow and change and making the dolls to reflect that.

Not realistic but hilarious Headcanon: Gordon can't remember ever getting sick. It's not he's got the immune system of the gods. It's that Gordon has some kind of illness amnesia. Whenever Gordon gets sick, even for a small cold, his brain leaves him entirely. He could still function somewhat normally, like get himself water or wash himself, but he will have no recollection of what he did while sick. Gordon gets sick and once he's better, it's like he's lost a day or two from his life. The Black Bulls are understandably weirded out but the Agrippa family is like "ah yeah, runs in the family."

Heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends Headcanon: Has nightmares the of the squad one day dissolving and just forgetting each other. He’s not afraid of being left out. He’s afraid of the whole friend group just not being friends in the future. He understands that everyone is sure to drift apart a little as they grow and establish lives outside of the squad (because for a lot of them their lives are mostly in the squad and it can’t stay they way forever). But he doesn’t want there to be a day when the BB just stop talking to each other entirely. Even when families are started or someone moves away, that they’ll remember each other. It took a while for everyone to fully accept each other, but they’ve become friends. To imagine their lives just moving so far apart and irreversibly… it scares Gordon so much that he wakes up in tears sometimes because that thought haunts his dreams.

Unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own Headcanon: Gordon's palette and stomach are made of iron! He could drink sea water without batting an eye. Spicy wings challenges are no big deal to him. He wouldn't flinch at the darkest, most bitter espresso. And he digests everything like a champ. The only upset stomachs that Gordon has ever gotten were from being nervous. The food he eats never has and never will give him a tummy ache, no siree!

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monty-glasses-roxy · 1 year

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Roxy and Monty

💙 (Blue heart) for a friend ship!

Oh hell yeah the dynamic duo!!

These are ride or die for each other. Besties through and through. They have weekly fight nights where they beat the snot out of each other for fun while Chica commentates over the Plex speakers. They drive Freddy and Sunny insane with their swearing and like to poke fun at them for being so against it all the time. They could argue and come to real blows one night and be trying to dunk a basketball blindfolded through a toilet seat they glued to the wall the next. They absolutely share a braincell, often with Chica as well and they're damn proud of it.

They don't exactly go to each other for advice or anything. They go to each other when they want to switch their brains off for a while. They could go to each other for advice and support of that kind, sure, but somehow the conversation always ends up with the stupidest idea ever and the need for cuddles and comfort is put aside in favour of giving Mapbot a make over and sending this new minion off to jumpscare everyone. They have a blast, and when one of them is angry or frustrated, they know they can go to the other to vent and channel that energy into whatever destruction they come up with this time. Many a staffbot has been harmed in the goal of stress relief.

They're both very competitive with each other, and will talk shit constantly to rile themselves up for a game. The difference between them is that Monty likes to cheat sometimes for jokes and Roxy cannot stand cheating of any kind so they've fought a lot over that. He does convince her to let it slide a few times purely because they both know it would end with really funny results. Like, Freddy and Moon are the masters of poker and Monty is saying he's never played it before despite having learned how to play (and thus, how to cheat) with Roxy ages ago? He convinces Roxy not to say anything before he does it and while it bugs her to no end the entire time, he was right. It was absolutely hilarious to watch both Freddy and Moon slowly descend into madness over Monty consistently beating them. He's yet to convince her to cheat at anything though. He keeps saying she could get away with it so easily because no one would ever suspect her but she can't. She physically can't bring herself to do it. She tried once in a game with him where they both planned for her to cheat and she still couldn't fuckin' do it. She loves an honest game too much to do it

These two have so many fucking in-jokes too. They drop them every so often around the others and suddenly the conversation is just pure giggles while everyone asks what the joke is this time. No one particularly minds and it's one of their methods of easing the tension in serious conversations, though that's not always appreciated.

Monty shows up at Roxy's door missing random chunks of his casing so often. He and Chica get up to all sorts but he's also a menace on his own and Roxy is his go to for that kind of help since she knows what she's doing in terms of mechanical and casing repairs. She just opens the door for him, sees him grinning oh so innocently, and holding up his severed arm up to wave at her with it and just "What did you do this time?" Like, she's not even surprised. Just so chill about it. That's why he goes to her every time anything is physically wrong with him. She doesn't judge him for the damages and she is very thorough with her check-ups and what not. Like, he can sit there and talk about the problem he's been having and she'll go through all the possible causes with a fine tooth comb. It's hard not to appreciate that level of care, especially when he gets in trouble every time he goes to see maintenance for this sort of stuff.

Roxy goes to him when she needs help with stuff too. Like, if there's a two animatronic job that needs doing or she's feeling particularly like she wants a floor moment with a giant animatronic alligator that likes laying on top of everyone. He's also super supportive of her dogisms because he can kinda relate to some of the problems she gets from them. A common question when she shows up at his door not looking great is "dog brain day?" and it basically tells him all he needs to know about how she's feeling so he can adjust the hang out accordingly. You know, she doesn't very much appreciate being called dog for brains but she does appreciate the support and being able to chew on his arm while he watches her play a DS game or something. Especially when the staff normally get really pissy with her for anything dog based that she does.

They turn everything into a game too. Roxy wants to hang out with Monty while he's collecting all the stray golf balls in Gator Golf? Give them three minutes and they're already competing to see who can find the most. Monty wants to hang out while Roxy's in the middle of a management induced timeout where she's locked in her room? They're now playing charades through the glass window that quickly devolves into trying to tell each other stories through nothing but mimes.

They have fun. And if they can't, they find a way to have fun. Sure, they fight a lot but they're also really supportive of each other. Monty when he's hurt and Roxy when she needs cheering up and distracting. They're great friends! Besties and sometimes worsties! Don't try and get between them because they will fuck you up!

Love them. They're a great duo. One of my favourite friendships.

#roxanne wolf #montgomery gator #fnaf security breach #valentines game answer #pop rox answers #/chill

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pbandjesse · 8 months

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Some of the best news happened at the end of the day today. Because when I came home from work I've had the mice and when I pick them up a second time one of their eyes had opened! The other ones are still closed but one of the mice is at the eye open stage! They're doing so well and I'm so excited.

And really today was a good day. My energy level is kind of been all over the place and I felt very much like I was having a lot of interior thoughts and feelings. Just not feeling the best. Emotionally. But it was a good day.

I slept a lot better last night and I woke up not thrilled to be awake but I felt okay. I got up and I got washed and dressed. Honestly I should have worn tights today I was so cold for most of it. I think I should start wearing a jacket in the morning because it's a good 5 to 10° cooler at camp than it is down here and I was very cold by the time I got there. Before I left though James walked down with me and gave me a big smooch before they left to bike to the museum and I drove to camp.

When I got there I made a couple stops. The first up to the art building to get my paint brush and the other stuff I would need for painting museum doors. I changed into my little coverall. And then I drove over to the watch to get to work.

I was fully expecting this to take longer than it did. I think I worked for maybe 45 minutes total. I had a video going and I set up plastic under the door so I wouldn't get drips anywhere and I think I did a good job. It's kind of a latexy paint so Joe thought it would fill in all the scratchy mark. And if I go in on Tuesday and it doesn't look as good as I hoped I'll do a second coat. But for now I'm pretty happy. And it was nice having this task. Wasn't particularly physically demanding. It had a clear start and end. Clean up was easy. A good thing to check off the list.

Once I finish cleaning up there I drove back up to the art building to return supplies. I stopped at Joe's shed to leave the gallon of paint. And then I went down to the office to start working on some stuff there.

Everyone came in very late today. And left early. Fridays seem to be kind of chill day. Which is fine with me. After yesterday we all kind of needed it.

But because everyone was coming in late I was alone for a lot longer than I expected. I would come down to the office around 9:30 expecting people to be there and they weren't. So I just got to work on my lesson stuff and was poking around online doing research. I would be in there for a while just doing those little tasks that I needed to get done. And eventually Elizabeth and Heather showed up.

They had two tours today that they had to do. But only one of them they knew was an actual guided walkthrough. And they couldn't decide who was going to do what because they were both being polite and just kept saying well whichever one you want. I finally just said I'm going to decide for you when I assigned them which one they were going to do. Which I thought was hilarious. And we talked about the storm.

A hurricane is coming in. And with the way the weather has been this year we're all kind of expecting it to be pretty bad. I'm shocked that the farmers market is not canceled. It is going to close early and a lot of vendors have pulled out. Including me. Because I just am exhausted already and dealing with the wind makes me more exhausted. I hope that it is fine down there but I am a little nervous. And I'm also nervous about camp. So I asked Heather if there was anything I could do to kind of get us prepped for it. Move anything inside or whatever.

So we made a little list. My first task was to go to the pool and put all the lifeguard chairs down and move all the deck chairs under yawning. Elizabeth seemed really worried about me moving the lifeguard chairs by myself because they are very happy. But I was able to kind of use gravity and leaning to use my body weight to get them to lay down on the ground. Moving the chairs took me a while. I could only pick up two or three at a time because some of them are very heavy. And so good in the sun and I was enjoying the video that I was listening to so it was nice to have that task. It honestly was beautiful today. I was a little too cold at times but it was really nice. I think tomorrow since now I'm not going to go to the market I'm going to go through my closet and try it some fall outfits. Love wearing layers and things so very much excited about this.

I took my shoes off a lot today. I was wearing my birks and socks. But I don't like how the office floor sounds when you walk on it so I was taking my shoes off to kind of control how loud it was. And then I just ended up being in my socks at the pool the whole time I was moving the chairs. I love being in bare feet so it was not a problem I just thought it was funny how often I was just walking around in my socks in the office.

After I finish the chairs I took a few minute break and got back to my research. I'm still trying to figure out where to buy wooden hoops for my hoop and stick a game. I will make them if I have to but everywhere I'm finding things are just too thick or they're just embroidery hoops and it just isn't correct. I'm working on it but I don't know why finding wooden hoops is so difficult.

My next big cast was to walk over to woodlands and make sure all the windows were closed. It was a nice little walk even though I hate that one stretch of very thick gravel. It's just so hard to walk on! The rocks are not compact enough and it is tripping hazard. But I'm sure it's helping with erosion.

I also walked around just looking for interesting nature. When I had been over by the lodge this morning to paint the museum doors I had found all these amazing little teeny tiny mushrooms on the stairs. And I just wanted to find more things but it wasn't a great day for it anywhere else. It's not damp enough. So I guess after this week's storms maybe it will be.

Open the art building I would lay out the canvas I got at home Depot yesterday and cut it in half. I drew out a silly banner for the project for the kindergarteners on Tuesday. It just says better together and then it has flowers all over it. Not super inspired but I looked at The group's website and that's kind of their mission statement. Not in those words but it's like the vibe. So I think they'll like it.

I took a break after that. Jess had sent me the document I had started yesterday but she reformatted and made it much better. For our Disney trip. And I did some research that I could ask some questions and she had put some more stuff on there that she liked and wanted and so I got to look into those things. I'm so excited for our trip.

The afternoon was slow in ways. Mostly research sometimes I would pop out so up to the heart building and do something. I spent a little time stretching up there which was really nice. After the tours were over Heather and Elizabeth were back in the office. Alexi was there too. And I would spend a really long time sorting the lost and found items on the porch. I didn't want to see everything get thrown away if I didn't need to be because so much of it I felt like could be donated. And so I spent like 2 hours sorting and then once I pulled out everything that I thought was salvageable I found all the pairs for all the shoes and I rubber band them together. And then I sorted those into type of shoe. We have a bag of sneakers and a bag of boots two bags of sandals and one bag of swim shoes. I even found a few things that I could keep. I got three pairs of Crocs. I'll probably only actually keep one of them. But I brought three home to clean. I got two pairs of swimming shoes that fit me really well actually. And are basically brand new. And just a couple small items. Keychains. One of those over the door hanging organizers. I don't know where I'm going to use it for but nice to have. And it was just really nice having like these tasks today I love a task. And I feel three trash bags. The porch looks so nice. And we're going to hopefully get all that stuff out to some donation center next week. For now at least it won't get ruined in the rain like some of the stuff that had been on the side did. I had to throw away a couple things that will moldy it was disgusting.

Around 3, after Alexi had left for her family beach trip, All of a sudden Elizabeth starts freaking out because one of her teeth fell out. It turned out it was actually a crown but still all of a sudden she's freaking out. And this was after she had freaked out about wedding photos earlier. So I didn't know what was going on and I was like what is happening what is are you okay. And she was very upset obviously. I would also be very upset and I have been very upset when I broken teeth. So it was kind of decided then that we were all just going to go home early. Heather and me stayed a couple more minutes. I finished up the Amazon list from my lesson plans. The whole thing. I'm very proud of myself. And then Heather said that she was going to leave and that I could too.

So I took my bag of lost and found goodies up to the art building. I double checked that the building was locked for the weekend. And then I went home.

The change James's hours, they changed the hours of the museum, so they are going to be getting home closer to 5:00 now. But they apparently had a pretty quick closing so even though I got home before 4:00 I wasn't alone very long.

When I got back here I brought all my stuff inside and I went and checked on the mice. They weren't super warm anymore because the heating pad is only on a 2-hour timer. But once I got the cage one backed up they were good. I fed them. And then had to clean them off because they are all crispy. And left a low bowl of some of the formula mixed with water in there and they drink it because it was gone. But they were all crispy. So I think they were standing in it while they were drinking it. So I clean them off with cotton balls and warm water. Which I've had to do two more times since then. But at least they were warm.

I would chill on the couch until James came home. They looked a little sad when they got back here. They're dealing with a lot of anxiety and stress right now. But they keep saying they don't want to burden me which I don't think is fair. But I understand having those ups and downs. Can be hard. But once they cooled off they said that whenever I was ready we could walk over to check out what was going on with artscape. The original plan was to go tomorrow but now it's been canceled because of the hurricane. So today was our chance.

I wasn't feeling 100% my best. Just kind of a little vaguely uncomfortable. But I really wanted to spend the time with James and we haven't been to artscape since the last one in 2019 so I was excited. I was knitting and wanted to finish that square and James said that we could leave after that.

I want to go check on the mice after I finished the square and I picked them up and one of them had their eyes open! And I like squealed with delight. Because that means we're basically out of the woods all things considered. hopefully the other one opens their eyes soon too. He's much more active now he wants to walk all over my hand and up my arm. He's seeing everything for the first time and that must be so exciting. I will probably start researching when I can start giving them different foods. I assume that this wouldn't be around the time when they would start eating other stuff. But I don't want to hurt them so I want to make sure I give them the right stuff. And Heather said that if I want to start setting up some kind of nature-inspired tank since they are a native creature it would be nice to have in the nature building. So I don't want to put the cart before the horse but if that works out it would be so cool to have a mouse tank in the nature lodge. I watched someone on TikTok who set up a nature inspired tank for her mice and it was mostly tunnels and I just thought it was the coolest thing. So like grasses and tunnels and things that resemble what a field mouse like these would actually be with. I think that would be amazing.

After I wash my hands. Because you really need to wash your hands after you hold the mice. Me and James would walk over to Micah and start walking through artscape.

It wasn't very busy over there yet. It would be more busy on Charles. But I enjoyed looking at everything. But I also wasn't feeling great. My legs were rubbing together in a very unpleasant way. And I was warmer from the walk that I expected. And I was trying to be okay but I was not having a great time on the inside. We didn't buy anything. We did get three business cards from places that I would like to revisit. But I was a little overwhelmed. We stopped at theater projects or James could drop their bike off and use the bathroom. I sat outside and I felt okay for a few minutes while I sat there but once we were in the big groups I was kind of feeling weird. And my legs were hurting real bad. So after we made it to North avenue. After seeing some really cool installations. I asked if we could go home. James didn't have to be back at the theater till 7:00 so even though it wasn't the original plan for them to walk me back to the apartment they did. And we smooched outside and I went in.

When I came upstairs I checked on the mice again. I fed them a little. I went outside and I secured the plants out on the fire escape for the wind. And then I cleaned the fish tank and the frog tank. Just vacuumed the bottom and took out some of the dead leaves. And after I hugged on sweetp for a little bit, I took a shower.

I would also play with my new hot brush that I got in the mail today. It doesn't get as hot as quickly as I was expecting. I was a little spoiled by my last two. But the brush part made my hair look really nice and after kind of having a low emotional day that was really nice. Maybe me feel good.

The shower helped me feel a lot more normal too. And once I was clean and back in a sweatshirt and feeling cozy I would get the oven to turn on right away and made mozzarella sticks and fries for dinner. Which work right. I tried some of the hot honey that we got and even though James cut it 50% with regular honey it is still basically unedible it is so spicy. It doesn't even taste like anything it's just so spicy. We will not make that mistake again. I had to text James cuz it was so funny I was like I can't eat this. Thankfully I did not pour it on anything and had just tried to dip things in it.

And now I'm just chilling in bed. James will be home around 11:00. I've been texting people and watching videos. Sweetp and me were having a cuddle. I think I might go and have a snack. Check on the mice again. I closed the windows because It has gotten very windy. The storm is supposed to start soon. I was hoping James would make it home before it does but it's not the radar is to be I don't know if they're going to come home completely dry. But the bed will be warm and I will just be happy to see them.

Tomorrow since I am not going to market my plan is to knit as much as I can. I only have seven squares left of this project. And then go through my closet like I said and make some fall outfits. And I was just texting my dad and he asked if we could talk on the phone just to catch up. And I think that's going to be really nice.

I hope you all sleep well. Let's hope that both of my mice have their eyes open tomorrow. Sleep well my friends. I love you all

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sillyrabbit81 · 1 year

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Ready for some Irish Sy updates?

We were over visiting earlier this year. Sy/“Steve” picked us up from the airport. He was waiting for us when we arrived wearing a very Sy-esque T-shirt and shorts. In my head he was wearing flip flops (thongs to Aussies?). Insisted on carrying every heavy bag he could grab from us.

He was so great with my kid. Made her laugh and made accommodations for her shyness but also talked to her like an equal. He gave her the important job of looking after the ticket for the car park. She sensed his authority and took the task very seriously.

Completely forgot to mention before that he’s trained to parachute jump solo. I think he might even be qualified to train other people to jump.

Currently works in the irish military police. Kind of hates it because it’s mainly boring paperwork and giving other people a hard time.

Has bought a plot of land to build a house near his parents and sisters

Is a local life boat team crew member

Has a retriever puppy that he’s done such a great job of training. I’ve never seen such a chilled out and obedient puppy. During our visit Steve was often sitting holding it like a baby (even though it was already pretty big at that point) and it would fall asleep in his arms.

I noticed he was wearing hot pink nail polish after a few of the smallest nieces asked him if he wanted some. It stayed on for the rest of the holiday as far as I can remember.

Right now he’s renting a house right on the lake. Has a sailing boat that he spent months fixing up, replacing the engine etc.

Took me, my husband, my sister in law and a whole gaggle of kids out on the boat. Gave the kids jobs to do and let them do bits of the sailing. They hung on his every word and took his safety instructions to heart. He’s so silly with them most of the time that when he’s serious they know he’s not kidding. He also treats them all with such respect that they don’t mind when he gives them instructions.

More to come.

☘️

Hi ☘️ Anon!

OMG This man... I don't even think I could write Sy this good.

He's like the perfect man for a domestic fanfic, so soft and sweet with a dash of girl dad, but still ticks all the best masculine qualities.

And yeah, us Aussies call "flip flops" thongs... Its made for some hilarious miscommunication online over the years.

Thanks so much for this update. I swear, some of this may end up as inspiration next time I write a one-shot for Sy.

❤️ Rabbit

#☘️ anon #ask sillyrabbit81

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lgcseojin · 2 years

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( ✱ ㅡ Hey. PARK SEOJIN cometh. It is Sera and I was here almost 2 years ago, joined since opening. If you know, you know! I am an OG, a ghost that will haunt this dash for a bit, here to be a menace. Everything you need to know is already in your head. Just by reading this, you know what is happening and you're already vibing. Joking aside! This character has had quite the colorful life already when I was here last and he plans to continue that track! Please proceed to read more information about him in the given links & under the read more! We can plot if you want, but... are you even prepared for that? Your soul will never be ready. )

✱ 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 / 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒆 / 𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒔

BACKGROUND

He was born on December 1st, 1998 in Ulsan. ( He is 100% a Sagittarius. Take that as you will! )

Has 3 younger siblings and he will fight to the death for each of them.

He was adopted in 2006 by two very lovely people and as far as he knows, they’ve always been his real parents. They never were super well off but the love was always there.

Had some temperament issues but instead of acting out in a negative way, he was encouraged to put the pent up emotions into exercise and music. Taught himself the guitar, took up sports etc.

This is how he discovered and came to love rock music. It was a key factor to expressing his anger in a healthy way.

Didn’t get to Seoul until around 2012. They moved for his dad’s new job.

He and his friends formed a metal band in junior high, Dim, that lasted until 2018.

In 2016, a talent agent at LGC approached him after he participated in a singing contest but after two years of freeloading vocal lessons, he peaced tf out. ( Let’s just say a lot of stuff was going on with his life and he was having a crisis. )

He enlisted in 2018 because he didn't know what to do with his life. He was on cooking duty and a marine and he still holds onto the disciplines a bit even still.

After he came back, he went right into working and became a chef to explore his second passion.

Eventually in Jan. 2020, he was approached by another talent agent interested in signing him again to LGC after an open mic night in Hongdae.

PERSONALITY & STUFF

Like I said before: he is a Sagittarius

Master of singing and variety. He is here to continue his class clown antics.

Yes, he still has that Yoon Bora poster on his wall.

Yes, he is amazing at dad jokes and puns.

A bit of an adrenaline junkie. He can’t stand staying stagnant for too long. Though he’s getting better at knowing when to chill out as he’s gotten older. (inb4 he says blonds have more fun then changes his hair again)

An extrovert through and through. The term “social butterfly” was invented for him.

He hasn’t grown out of the punk rock style. Leather jackets? Check. Thankfully stylists have helped him refine his wardrobe so he doesn’t look like a thrift store threw up on him.

Rock music is his bread and butter. He doesn’t mind the softer stuff sometimes but when I say he is a music snob, I mean it and he uses the word “poser” more than I want to admit.

He’s slowly come to acknowledge that to be more public friendly, he will have to tone it down.

Your typical metal head punk rock guy.

Anyway he’s a pretty decent guy for the most part. Just rough around the edges. He’s a romantic and writes a lot of poetry, lyrics and songs based on his feelings.

He’s extremely straightforward and a tough love kind of guy. Surprisingly strict when it comes to things like worth ethic and achieving the goal he’s got planted in his head. He also can be super competitive, especially in sports or fighting games.

A huge wrestling fan. As in the dramatic people running around a ring wearing spandex kind. He finds it hilarious and hype so he tunes into American and Japanese wrestling programs a lot. Also loves UFC. Not sorry to his roommates.

Works out a lot. Like a lot. Is into boxing and weights and is all about that protein..

Can be loud af or totally ignoring everyone and everything around him. No in between. Not sorry to his roommates (2)

He is always singing. ALWAYS. It’s probably annoying for anyone but at least you’ll always know when he’s in the building.

Does not smoke, doesn’t drink much, and has a special routine to preserve the integrity of his voice.

He has a motorcycle and rides it whenever he gets the opportunity to. Just don't tell his mom!

Loves going to noraebangs and hogging the mic.

#lgc:intro #do not perceive me #do not take me seriously either #yes i was here before #ask for my discord if you want

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thevoiceinyourheadx · 1 year

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@wheresarizona you tag me? In a...thing? An actual non taglist thing? 🥹🥹 You absolutely made my day! ❤️

Honestly I am waaaay too excited about this 😂 but I feel like a real member of the community now! 🥹

1. are you named after anyone?

Kinda? I was almost named after a medieval queen, because my mum is a huge history nerd, but apparently my nan vetoed it. (Kinda glad she did, because there were at least 6 other girls with that name in my year) So I ended up with a less common version. And my middle names (I have too many...) are all after family members

2. when was the last time you cried?

I mean, I came pretty close when I was tagged to do this (because I have no friends 😅).

But the last time I cried was yesterday (because I have no friends 😭 let's just say the covid years have not been kind to me)

3. do you have kids?

I have a fur baby! But no human children

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

Me? Never!

5. what’s the first thing you notice about people?

I'd say it's probably people's facial expression, or their eyes

6. what’s your eye colour?

I have two tone eyes - blue with a green ring inside! I'm very fond of my eyes

7. scary movies or happy endings?

I am a baby, so happy endings all the way. My anxiety way too high for scary movies and life already sucks, so let's see some Happily Ever Afters, thank you!

8. any special talents?

Figuring out the twist in movies 🤣 Part of the reason I love Glass Onion so much is that I DIDN'T figure out the big twist before it was revealed

9. where were you born?

I’m tempted to put the actual name of the suburb I was born, because it's hilarious, but it’s also very specific...So let’s just go with I was born in Sydney, Australia - and you can look up funny Australian place names if you want to know why I love them so much!

10: what are your hobbies?

Reading, embroidery, reading, watching history videos, reading, writing stories I never finish...

11. have you any pets?

My kitty, Charlie, who I will talk your ears off about if given the chance. He was a rescue baby who I bottle fed and he now follows me around like a puppy.

12: what sports do you play/have you played?

According to my high school transcript, volleyball 😂 (we didn’t have a volleyball team?) I DID play field hockey, however, and my team was responsible for two new rules having to be implemented in one season 😅

13: how tall are you?

Uh...163cm, I think? I honestly can’t remember the last time I measured myself

14. favourite subject in school?

Science! Especially when it involved chemicals. My teacher once told the class to NEVER put magnesium in an open flame...guess what I did two minutes later? 😅 13-year-old me could NOT be left unsupervised.

15. dream job?

Does crazy cat lady count? Honestly, at this stage I don’t have a dream job - I just want to chill in a cottage in a forest with my 17 various pets, reading and doing crafts

So I'm not going to tag anyone because my anxiety makes me think I'm annoying everyone 🙃 and I'm just going to post this before I overthink it anymore 😂

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