#the only other job ive ever felt like idgaf about it was goodwill but when i was made manager i Had to care | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

old-stoneface · 4 months

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this is one of the most unserious jobs ive ever worked man like. not only can i straight up steal every single shift without any worry of getting caught (even tho i do take some precautions), but i was just working in the same aisle as my boss and he started telling me abt the podcast hes listening to, which is about theoretical physics and alternate dimensions, and that turned into a conversation about first astral projection, and then hallucinogenic drugs, in which my boss named all the drugs he could think of and mansplained microdosing to me, and THEN told me he'd never actually done any hallucinogenics before (i havent either, i just know about them) but he said he probably could get some ketamine if he wanted. Okay

#im honestly not really interested in hallucinogenics like i already have a tough time with reality #plus i dont like losing control of my faculties which is why i stick to small edibles and i barely ever drink #but this was. an interesting conversation. i suppose #i dont believe too much in alternate dimension stuff but it sounds cool. im interested in shamanistic trances #so. thats sort of like that #sam.txt #the only other job ive ever felt like idgaf about it was goodwill but when i was made manager i Had to care #so this job is like kind of hilarious and also very chill #i just wish it wasnt an overnight shift 😭😭😭#i need to get a job at a gas station or something

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