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beansprean · 6 months

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ID: Full body of Guillermo, topless and wearing green chinos tucked into brown boots, a stake in each hand, high-kicking a large bat out of the air. Guillermo's hair is overgrown, he has a cuff and fang pierced in his ear, double bar piercings in both nipples so it looks like a cross, an actual silver cross around his neck, multiple gnarled scars on his hands, stomach, chest, and face, and tattoos covering his body. The tattoos include, on his right arm: a saguaro cactus, a stylized Nahua gila monster, an evil eye, a bote joghe, and 'familia' written in cursive. On his left arm: an ankh filled with celtic knots, a circular maze, a sacred heart, some chain, and 'nandor' written in farsi. Both hands have an arrow on the back, a cross lain over his fingers like knuckle dusters, and 'de la cruz' written across each knuckle letter by letter. Also visible is a line of red crosses around his throat, crossed arrows and a star of david over his chest, a thunderbird on his stomach, a calli house on his right side, and a celtic knot on his left side. /end ID

#wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #tatmemo #slayer guillermo #slayer tattoos #what we do in the shadows #what we do in the shadows fx #my art #fanart #image described

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wwdits-kink-meme · 1 month

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Post Theatre Massacre: Nandor is so turned on that he whisks Guillermo away himself and they fuck it out. Nandor doesn't let Guillermo take ALL of his clothes off because the fact that he's covered in all that blood is hot. Weird slayer/vampire not-really-roleplay, subby Nandor, probably a lot of blood licking and smearing, and biting from both parties. Also some "I let you live" kind of vibes of dialogue from Guillermo in the heat of the moment (which Nandor is def into)

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#wwdits #wwdits kink meme #kink meme #writing prompt #nandermo #mlm #blood kink #blood cw #slayer kink #slayer guillermo #roleplay #biting #blood drinking #sub nandor #dom guillermo #s2e10 nouveau theatre de vampires

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blameitontheanon · 2 years

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The other interesting thing in that episode of behind the shadows is that harvey said that in the first season guillermo has long nails because he feels he needs to defend himself and then in later seasons he cuts them short because he knows he’s powerful. The galaxy brain of this. 👌👌👌

#wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #slayer guillermo #wwdits personal archive

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aroace-alucard · 7 months

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you don't like vampire? 🦇🩸? suck suck ?

#astarion #lestat de lioncourt #alucard #adrian tepes #dracula #wwdits #castlevania #what we do in the shadows #iwtv #interview with the vampire #the vampire chronicles #vampires #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #laszlo cravensworth #nadja of antipaxos #you dont like vampire #you dont like vampire suck suck #buffy the vampire slayer

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lesbian-hannibal · 2 years

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#minors dni with this pls #this could be about guillermo from wwdits #but it’s mostly about me #mine #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits #nandor the relentless #nadja what we do in the shadows #lazlo cravensworth #vampires #monster fucker #vampire hunter #vampire fucker #btvs #buffy summers #buffy the vampire slayer

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mondodisco · 6 months

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What I like so much about Guillermo in WWDITS is that they introduce him as this character who is a tool for these much cooler looking vampires so that they can say “haha yeah he’s just a familiar, not important, typical character you can pick on” AND THEN GO ON AND MAKE HIM THE CUNTIEST SASSIEST BITCH WHO EVER WALKED THIS EARTH LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HOW HE USES HOW EVERYONE ELSE SEES HIM TO HIS ADVANTAGE he is the fuckinh main character and there is not a day he will not strut to make it fucking clear

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits guillermo #taika waititi #vampire #vampire slayer

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taxonomicons · 1 year

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Glad the mirror still loves Helsing blood🩸

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boneshine · 10 months

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What if, in the Guide's past life (before her memories were sealed away by the Vampiric Council), she actually turned the vampire slayer she had fallen in love with? And she’s the only one that knows what happens to them because Guillermo's going through the same thing that her lover did???

#WWDITS #What We Do in the Shadows #WWDITS S5 #spoilers #S5 spoilers #WWDITS spoilers #What We Do in the Shadows spoilers #vampires #vampire #The Guide #Guillermo #Guillermo de la Cruz #Vampiric Council #The Vampiric Council #vampire slayer

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eternal-curse · 6 months

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imagine if popular vampire media characters all had tumblr. that would be so hectic lol they’d have so much beef with each other

#this is about to be super out of character for all of them #but humor comes at a price

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👨🏻‍🦲 colin-robinson-69-420 Follow

Callout Post for @mag𝗂strate-murder (aka Astarion Ancunín)

@mag𝗂strate-murder (prev URL was @year-of-the-carr𝗂on-crow) has shown some absolutely vile, revolting, disgusting, toxic— sometimes downright evil— behavior on numerous (and lengthy!) occasions. This behavior has been repeated again and again. I would be willing to forgive and forget all of these things, IF they were first-time events or isolated incidents. They are NOT isolated incidents.

The list includes (but is not limited to):

Trying to attack his friends while they're peacefully slumbering.

The murder of countless (countless!) innocent people.

Theft. Maybe even robbery. Idfk.

Showing annoyance at the idea of saving entire groups of people from being enslaved or mass murdered. (These were two separate occasions... Yuck!)

I know I’m posting this at 8 o’cock, so many vampblr users may be currently asleep, but it’s my civic duty to provide information for the uh. The people at large. So there are more details, more moral crimes, and proof of all of the heinous actions this spawn has committed under the cut.

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🗡 magistrate-murder

I'm flattered. You just can't take me off of your mind, can you? Do you dream of me? I hope they're nightmares. 💕

🩸 blood-and-book-reviews Follow

I love how "theft" is directly between "killing innocent people" and "is chill with subjugation and mass murder"

🎸 the-vampire-queen

#did anyone else notice how they said 'moral crimes' #as if murder and theft and etc are legal? #lol? #weird... #<- prev's tags #my tags -> #YES OMG I NOTICED THAT TOO. #also what the eff? OP had to point out that astarion's a spawn? #why does it matter that he isn't a full vampire? #as someone who’s a vampire/demon hybrid that’s kind of a red flag to me :/ #ugh this is SO not math

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📚 j-harker

I’m missing @m𝗂ss-mina-murray. Currently out of the country for work.

💁🏼‍♀️ slayer-summers

Oh, I'm sorry :( At least the view is beautiful, where are you?

📚 j-harker

Transylvania. Why?

💁🏼‍♀️ slayer-summers

Get Out Of There Immediately Jonathan Harker Leave Get Out Now Get Out Go Leave Go Now

#buffy talks #slayer posting

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🎸 the-vampire-queen

I just learned about "vegan vampires." That's so stupid. Just eat the color red ???? It's NOT that hard

🎀 miss-draculaura

:(

🎸 the-vampire-queen

I'll make an exception for you

🎀 miss-draculaura

:)

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🐺 the-vampire-lestat

A preview of my upcoming book:

I am the vampire Lestat. I'm immortal. More or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire-these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not.

I'm six feet tall, which was fairly impressive in the 1780s when I was a young mortal man. It's not bad now. I have thick blond hair, not quite shoulder length, and rather curly, which appears white under fluorescent light. My eyes are gray, but they absorb the colors blue or violet easily from surfaces around them. And I have a fairly short narrow nose, and a mouth that is well shaped but just a little too big for my face. It can look very mean, or extremely generous, my mouth. It always looks sensual. But emotions and attitudes are always reflected in my entire expression. I have a continuously animated face.

My vampire nature reveals itself in extremely white and highly reflective skin that has to be powdered down for cameras of any kind.

And if I'm starved for blood I look like a perfect horror- skin shrunken, veins like ropes over the contours of my bones. But I don't let that happen now. And the only consistent indi- cation that I am not human is my fingernails. It's the same with all vampires. Our fingernails look like glass. And some people notice that when they don't notice anything else.

Please, contain your excitement.

🐺 the-vampire-lestat

Who is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way?

💁🏼‍♀️ slayer-summers

Would you believe me if I told you we're still trying to figure that out?

#buffy talks #well ebony isn't real #but we still don't know who tara is

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�� cravensworth-king-of-bottoms

I've heard a rumor about this online webbed site; that is which it is filled to the brim with abstinants, celibates, and the like.

📸 liam-de-lioncunt Follow

Ugh... As much as I hate to use popular gifs, I feel compulsed to post this before anyone else does.

There. I did it first.

🦇 cravensworth-king-of-bottoms

Tonight, we FEAST. NYAH! HAH!

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🎸 the-vampire-queen

Just recorded this Mitski cover

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🧛🏻‍♂️ tepes-the-first

Why is it that when Gods demand blood, it's called a necessary sacrifice, but when I, Vlad Dracul,

💛 alucard

It's because you're evil.

🧛🏻‍♂️ tepes-the-first

For the last time, change your URL. Your name is Adrian.

📚 j-harker

I didn't know you had a son!

📚 j-harker

Wait, what was the original post about??

🧛🏻‍♂️ tepes-the-first

Don't worry about it.

📚 j-harker

Okay. :)

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💁🏼‍♀️ slayer-summers

I'm starting an emotional support group chat for slayers, does anyone want in?

💑 armand-de-la-cruz

Yes please!

⚔️ nandor-the-relentless-3

Guillermo?

⚔️ nandor-the-relentless-3

Why do you want to be in a vampire slayer group chat Guillermo??????

⚔️ nandor-the-relentless-3

Answer my texts Guillermo

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✨ edward-cullen Follow

My beautiful daughter. Looks just like her mother.

🍷 dimitrescu-winery

Get that wretched monstrosity of a child off of my screen.

🐈‍⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho

wait, Ravioli is a real child? i thought she was just a photoshop meme of @the-vampire-lestat’s daughter Claudia?

6️⃣ vampire-count-er

What is the Vampblr number of the day? Let’s count the vampires of Tumblr above me in this post to find out!

Ah, that’s one vampire.

TWO! Two vampires!

THREE bloodsucking vampires! Ah ah ah!!

The number of the day is three!

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🐈‍⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho

💀 real-carmilla

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🐈‍⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho

NO I TAKE IT BACK

CARMILLA I’M SORRY

🐈‍⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho

BEGONE WHITE GIRL

🐈‍⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho

please check your dms carmilla i sent you my address

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👨🏻‍🦲 colin-robinson-69-420 Sponsored by Blaze 🔥

The new The Vampire Lestat album sucks.

Get it? It sucks.

Because he’s a vampire.

It’s pretty funny, if you ask me.

#lestat de lioncourt #satan’s night out #the vampire lestat #vampblr #not a callout post

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🌙 werepire

Is no one going to talk about how problematic Marceline’s girlfriend is? Just because they’re both royalty doesn’t mean that Bonnibel can do whatever she wants with no repercussions.

I mean, here’s an article explaining all the horrible stuff she’s done [link]. Are we just going to pretend none of it happened?

👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍��🏻 nadja-of-antipaxos

Hard agree. Down with the monarchies.

She can, however, do whatever she wants because she’s hot

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whatisyourchildhoodtrauma · 1 year

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Sarah Michelle Gellar & Harvey Guillen at the 30th March-GLAAD Media Awards (2023)

#sarah michelle gellar #harvey guillen #buffy the vampire slayer #what we do in the shadows #Buffy and Guillermo <3<3 #credit to buffyversefans site for the pics #btvs #wwdits

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indashadows · 1 year

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I have strong feelings about this scene

#wwdits #nandor #nandor the relentless #gif #what we do in the shadows #ok I need Nandor using a sword more often #like he looks very powerful #and look at both of them in this scene #you can tell Nandor is well trained and is very calm and with good posture #you can tell by his body language he knows what he's doing and every swing is perfectly calculated #while Guillermo is very fast and all over the place wasting his power in extra movements #self trained relying only on his strength and his slayer intuition #and still he's a match for Nandor #I think Nandor never trained Guillermo with a sword because he knows he will outmatch him in no time #In this essay I will-#Mygifs

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beansprean · 5 months

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ID: Movie poster style of Guillermo standing triumphantly atop a pile of dead vampire bodies, a bright starburst in sunset colors behind him. He is wearing a green vest and chinos tucked into boots, an off white button up with the sleeves rolled to the elbow, and leather gloves. In his left hand he holds a straight sword with an ornate gold and ruby handle point-up, hilt tight to his hip. In his right hand he is holding aloft a modified shotgun with a stake loaded into the top. Guillermo is staring down the viewer, chin tilted back as if inviting the next challenge. Nandor is laying down on his back between Guillermo's feet with a similar expression, reclining casually against the pile of bodies behind him. Both arms are stretched upward, the left resting against Guillermo's left ankle and bent behind it to support his head, leaning against him. His right arm wraps around Guillermo's right leg, fingers clutching at his thigh. Nandor is wearing simple brown boots, dark blue trousers, and a rust-red tunic that has been unbuttoned down to the belt, stretched open around his chest like the most salacious of bodice-rippers. At the top, sharp golden font spells out the title: 'The Slayer'. At the bottom, glowing red text in the same font quotes '"The only reason you're alive...is because I let you live."' /end ID

#wwdits #nandermo #mlm #slayer guillermo #movie poster parody #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #what we do in the shadows #what we do in the shadows fx #shadowsart #my art #fanart #image described #redbubble

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wwdits-kink-meme · 1 month

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5 times Nandor drank Guillermo’s blood and 1 time Guillermo fed it to him. AU where Guillermo serves as Nandor's personal bloodbag in addition to being his familiar, and Nandor takes a little sip from him whenever he's peckish and too lazy to go hunting, whenever he doesn't want to deal with the unhygienic mess Laszlo keeps leaving in the cage, or (eventually) whenever he just has a craving for Guillermo’s blood. He never takes too much, but he is always very indulgent and touchy and sweet to Guillermo during and right afterwards. Guillermo lives for these incidents because of that (and because he's ridiculously horny about the whole arrangement). Bonus if the 1 time is some sort of rescue situation with Slayer!Memo and a helpless Nandor.

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#wwdits #wwdits kink meme #kink meme #writing prompt #nandermo #mlm #bloodbag guillermo #blood drinking #5+1 things #slayer guillermo #UST

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daesdemona · 1 year

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