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Yes my name is Lover. Yes I’m aroace. We exist. he/him. I like vampires but if you clicked on my blog then you already know that
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if i think about them too long i’ll go insane (text from @/veniennes on tiktok)
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that's not at all what happened here. OP was asked "do you think a zombie outbreak could happen on our lifetime?" and they said no. then someone brought up that in this conversation of potential real-life actual zombies, people were also considering brain damaged people to be under the zombie umbrella, and so OP pointed out that hey we shouldn't call disabled people zombies that's dehumanizing. they also were not being at all hostile during this exchange? all they said was "maybe we should not bring disability into the conversation when talking about a hypothetical where these disabled people cause an apocalypse," and i don't think that's a statement people should get defensive over hearing
What do you think the chances are of a zombie outbreak happening in our lifetime? I believe it will happen eventually but everyday I try and dress like if it did happen that I would at least look like a badass zombie.
I think that zombies aren't real.
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lolita is literally an anti csa psychological horror novel.
Do you count disgusting gross and criminal people that read stuff like sexual assault, underage and incest in books or those people that wrote them? Because that's not a cop in your head that's just plain illegal, especially if it's painted positively like Game Of Thrones; IT; SNOW, GLASS, APPLES; and Lolita. Two of those stories have been banned for a good reason, they're plain moral degeneration and have caused society great harm.
most literate tumblr user
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a vampire blushing is not so much about the blushing itself as it is the fact that You are the one causing it. your blood. your blood that they ate. this is so dope and beautiful
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some of you are so bizarre
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i dont get everyone who hates when it gets dark at 6pm this is the best time of year it gets dark so early and it stays dark so late its amazing. yall talk about vampires and werewolves and how much you love them but when the night asks you to join her children like you so crave you insult her to her face. what the hell
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#edward cullen#vampires#vampire#sparkle on!#twilight#robert pattinson#bella swan#stephanie meyer#vampblr#vamplr#i hate this dude#love robpat tho#gif#sparkle on its wednesday#twilight meme#gif art#my edit#vampire memes
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imagine if popular vampire media characters all had tumblr. that would be so hectic lol they’d have so much beef with each other
#this is about to be super out of character for all of them #but humor comes at a price
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👨🏻🦲 colin-robinson-69-420 Follow
Callout Post for @mag𝗂strate-murder (aka Astarion Ancunín)
@mag𝗂strate-murder (prev URL was @year-of-the-carr𝗂on-crow) has shown some absolutely vile, revolting, disgusting, toxic— sometimes downright evil— behavior on numerous (and lengthy!) occasions. This behavior has been repeated again and again. I would be willing to forgive and forget all of these things, IF they were first-time events or isolated incidents. They are NOT isolated incidents.
The list includes (but is not limited to):
Trying to attack his friends while they're peacefully slumbering.
The murder of countless (countless!) innocent people.
Theft. Maybe even robbery. Idfk.
Showing annoyance at the idea of saving entire groups of people from being enslaved or mass murdered. (These were two separate occasions... Yuck!)
I know I’m posting this at 8 o’cock, so many vampblr users may be currently asleep, but it’s my civic duty to provide information for the uh. The people at large. So there are more details, more moral crimes, and proof of all of the heinous actions this spawn has committed under the cut.
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🗡 magistrate-murder
I'm flattered. You just can't take me off of your mind, can you? Do you dream of me? I hope they're nightmares. 💕
🩸 blood-and-book-reviews Follow
I love how "theft" is directly between "killing innocent people" and "is chill with subjugation and mass murder"
🎸 the-vampire-queen
#did anyone else notice how they said 'moral crimes' #as if murder and theft and etc are legal? #lol? #weird... #<- prev's tags #my tags -> #YES OMG I NOTICED THAT TOO. #also what the eff? OP had to point out that astarion's a spawn? #why does it matter that he isn't a full vampire? #as someone who’s a vampire/demon hybrid that’s kind of a red flag to me :/ #ugh this is SO not math
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📚 j-harker
I’m missing @m𝗂ss-mina-murray. Currently out of the country for work.
💁🏼♀️ slayer-summers
Oh, I'm sorry :( At least the view is beautiful, where are you?
📚 j-harker
Transylvania. Why?
💁🏼♀️ slayer-summers
Get Out Of There Immediately Jonathan Harker Leave Get Out Now Get Out Go Leave Go Now
#buffy talks #slayer posting
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🎸 the-vampire-queen
I just learned about "vegan vampires." That's so stupid. Just eat the color red ???? It's NOT that hard
🎀 miss-draculaura
:(
🎸 the-vampire-queen
I'll make an exception for you
🎀 miss-draculaura
:)
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🐺 the-vampire-lestat
A preview of my upcoming book:
I am the vampire Lestat. I'm immortal. More or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire-these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not.
I'm six feet tall, which was fairly impressive in the 1780s when I was a young mortal man. It's not bad now. I have thick blond hair, not quite shoulder length, and rather curly, which appears white under fluorescent light. My eyes are gray, but they absorb the colors blue or violet easily from surfaces around them. And I have a fairly short narrow nose, and a mouth that is well shaped but just a little too big for my face. It can look very mean, or extremely generous, my mouth. It always looks sensual. But emotions and attitudes are always reflected in my entire expression. I have a continuously animated face.
My vampire nature reveals itself in extremely white and highly reflective skin that has to be powdered down for cameras of any kind.
And if I'm starved for blood I look like a perfect horror- skin shrunken, veins like ropes over the contours of my bones. But I don't let that happen now. And the only consistent indi- cation that I am not human is my fingernails. It's the same with all vampires. Our fingernails look like glass. And some people notice that when they don't notice anything else.
Please, contain your excitement.
🐺 the-vampire-lestat
Who is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way?
💁🏼♀️ slayer-summers
Would you believe me if I told you we're still trying to figure that out?
#buffy talks #well ebony isn't real #but we still don't know who tara is
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🦇 cravensworth-king-of-bottoms
I've heard a rumor about this online webbed site; that is which it is filled to the brim with abstinants, celibates, and the like.
📸 liam-de-lioncunt Follow
Ugh... As much as I hate to use popular gifs, I feel compulsed to post this before anyone else does.
There. I did it first.
🦇 cravensworth-king-of-bottoms
Tonight, we FEAST. NYAH! HAH!
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🎸 the-vampire-queen
Just recorded this Mitski cover
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🧛🏻♂️ tepes-the-first
Why is it that when Gods demand blood, it's called a necessary sacrifice, but when I, Vlad Dracul,
💛 alucard
It's because you're evil.
🧛🏻♂️ tepes-the-first
For the last time, change your URL. Your name is Adrian.
📚 j-harker
I didn't know you had a son!
📚 j-harker
Wait, what was the original post about??
🧛🏻♂️ tepes-the-first
Don't worry about it.
📚 j-harker
Okay. :)
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💁🏼♀️ slayer-summers
I'm starting an emotional support group chat for slayers, does anyone want in?
💑 armand-de-la-cruz
Yes please!
⚔️ nandor-the-relentless-3
Guillermo?
⚔️ nandor-the-relentless-3
Why do you want to be in a vampire slayer group chat Guillermo??????
⚔️ nandor-the-relentless-3
Answer my texts Guillermo
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✨ edward-cullen Follow
My beautiful daughter. Looks just like her mother.
🍷 dimitrescu-winery
Get that wretched monstrosity of a child off of my screen.
🐈⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho
wait, Ravioli is a real child? i thought she was just a photoshop meme of @the-vampire-lestat’s daughter Claudia?
6️⃣ vampire-count-er
What is the Vampblr number of the day? Let’s count the vampires of Tumblr above me in this post to find out!
Ah, that’s one vampire.
TWO! Two vampires!
THREE bloodsucking vampires! Ah ah ah!!
The number of the day is three!
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🐈⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho
💀 real-carmilla
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🐈⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho
NO I TAKE IT BACK
CARMILLA I’M SORRY
🐈⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho
BEGONE WHITE GIRL
🐈⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho
please check your dms carmilla i sent you my address
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👨🏻🦲 colin-robinson-69-420 Sponsored by Blaze 🔥
The new The Vampire Lestat album sucks.
Get it? It sucks.
Because he’s a vampire.
It’s pretty funny, if you ask me.
#lestat de lioncourt #satan’s night out #the vampire lestat #vampblr #not a callout post
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🌙 werepire
Is no one going to talk about how problematic Marceline’s girlfriend is? Just because they’re both royalty doesn’t mean that Bonnibel can do whatever she wants with no repercussions.
I mean, here’s an article explaining all the horrible stuff she’s done [link]. Are we just going to pretend none of it happened?
👩🏻❤️💋👨🏻 nadja-of-antipaxos
Hard agree. Down with the monarchies.
She can, however, do whatever she wants because she’s hot
#vampire#vampires#buffy the vampire slayer#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#colin robinson#laszlo cravensworth#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#buffy summers#jonathan harker#liam de lioncourt#lestat de lioncourt#marceline#marceline the vampire queen#dracula#draculaura#adrian tepes#alucard#castlevania#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3#baldur's gate 3#the vampire lestat#iwtv#interview with the vampire#dashboard simulator#the vampire chronicles#carmilla
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im thinking abt two very specific types of vampire victim whumpees
genuinely sweet person who HATES being bitten but is too scared/anxious to say anything and just bears it quietly while crying
rude fucking person who is fighting back with all their might and cussing the vampire out but. oh no. they love being bitten
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The post: “Woman can kill people I think it’s fine actually”
The random blogger who thinks the reason they haven’t liked a single female character in their life is because they just happened to be written poorly: “omg this post is popular dudeguy 100% I have to make sure op knows that she specifically made this post for me and my blorbo that is a man”
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He Would Express Those Sentiments, But Not In That Vocabulary
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"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time
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"ppl aren't impressed by nihilism, ppl aren't impressed by apathy, ppl aren't impressed by sarcasm" bitch I ain't trying to impress people I'm just mentally ill
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