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imagine if popular vampire media characters all had tumblr. that would be so hectic lol they’d have so much beef with each other
#this is about to be super out of character for all of them #but humor comes at a price
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👨🏻🦲 colin-robinson-69-420 Follow
Callout Post for @mag𝗂strate-murder (aka Astarion Ancunín)
@mag𝗂strate-murder (prev URL was @year-of-the-carr𝗂on-crow) has shown some absolutely vile, revolting, disgusting, toxic— sometimes downright evil— behavior on numerous (and lengthy!) occasions. This behavior has been repeated again and again. I would be willing to forgive and forget all of these things, IF they were first-time events or isolated incidents. They are NOT isolated incidents.
The list includes (but is not limited to):
Trying to attack his friends while they're peacefully slumbering.
The murder of countless (countless!) innocent people.
Theft. Maybe even robbery. Idfk.
Showing annoyance at the idea of saving entire groups of people from being enslaved or mass murdered. (These were two separate occasions... Yuck!)
I know I’m posting this at 8 o’cock, so many vampblr users may be currently asleep, but it’s my civic duty to provide information for the uh. The people at large. So there are more details, more moral crimes, and proof of all of the heinous actions this spawn has committed under the cut.
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🗡 magistrate-murder
I'm flattered. You just can't take me off of your mind, can you? Do you dream of me? I hope they're nightmares. 💕
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I love how "theft" is directly between "killing innocent people" and "is chill with subjugation and mass murder"
🎸 the-vampire-queen
#did anyone else notice how they said 'moral crimes' #as if murder and theft and etc are legal? #lol? #weird... #<- prev's tags #my tags -> #YES OMG I NOTICED THAT TOO. #also what the eff? OP had to point out that astarion's a spawn? #why does it matter that he isn't a full vampire? #as someone who’s a vampire/demon hybrid that’s kind of a red flag to me :/ #ugh this is SO not math
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📚 j-harker
I’m missing @m𝗂ss-mina-murray. Currently out of the country for work.
💁🏼♀️ slayer-summers
Oh, I'm sorry :( At least the view is beautiful, where are you?
📚 j-harker
Transylvania. Why?
💁🏼♀️ slayer-summers
Get Out Of There Immediately Jonathan Harker Leave Get Out Now Get Out Go Leave Go Now
#buffy talks #slayer posting
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🎸 the-vampire-queen
I just learned about "vegan vampires." That's so stupid. Just eat the color red ???? It's NOT that hard
🎀 miss-draculaura
:(
🎸 the-vampire-queen
I'll make an exception for you
🎀 miss-draculaura
:)
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🐺 the-vampire-lestat
A preview of my upcoming book:
I am the vampire Lestat. I'm immortal. More or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire-these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not.
I'm six feet tall, which was fairly impressive in the 1780s when I was a young mortal man. It's not bad now. I have thick blond hair, not quite shoulder length, and rather curly, which appears white under fluorescent light. My eyes are gray, but they absorb the colors blue or violet easily from surfaces around them. And I have a fairly short narrow nose, and a mouth that is well shaped but just a little too big for my face. It can look very mean, or extremely generous, my mouth. It always looks sensual. But emotions and attitudes are always reflected in my entire expression. I have a continuously animated face.
My vampire nature reveals itself in extremely white and highly reflective skin that has to be powdered down for cameras of any kind.
And if I'm starved for blood I look like a perfect horror- skin shrunken, veins like ropes over the contours of my bones. But I don't let that happen now. And the only consistent indi- cation that I am not human is my fingernails. It's the same with all vampires. Our fingernails look like glass. And some people notice that when they don't notice anything else.
Please, contain your excitement.
🐺 the-vampire-lestat
Who is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way?
💁🏼♀️ slayer-summers
Would you believe me if I told you we're still trying to figure that out?
#buffy talks #well ebony isn't real #but we still don't know who tara is
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🦇 cravensworth-king-of-bottoms
I've heard a rumor about this online webbed site; that is which it is filled to the brim with abstinants, celibates, and the like.
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Ugh... As much as I hate to use popular gifs, I feel compulsed to post this before anyone else does.
There. I did it first.
🦇 cravensworth-king-of-bottoms
Tonight, we FEAST. NYAH! HAH!
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🎸 the-vampire-queen
Just recorded this Mitski cover
youtube
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🧛🏻♂️ tepes-the-first
Why is it that when Gods demand blood, it's called a necessary sacrifice, but when I, Vlad Dracul,
💛 alucard
It's because you're evil.
🧛🏻♂️ tepes-the-first
For the last time, change your URL. Your name is Adrian.
📚 j-harker
I didn't know you had a son!
📚 j-harker
Wait, what was the original post about??
🧛🏻♂️ tepes-the-first
Don't worry about it.
📚 j-harker
Okay. :)
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💁🏼♀️ slayer-summers
I'm starting an emotional support group chat for slayers, does anyone want in?
💑 armand-de-la-cruz
Yes please!
⚔️ nandor-the-relentless-3
Guillermo?
⚔️ nandor-the-relentless-3
Why do you want to be in a vampire slayer group chat Guillermo??????
⚔️ nandor-the-relentless-3
Answer my texts Guillermo
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My beautiful daughter. Looks just like her mother.
🍷 dimitrescu-winery
Get that wretched monstrosity of a child off of my screen.
🐈⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho
wait, Ravioli is a real child? i thought she was just a photoshop meme of @the-vampire-lestat’s daughter Claudia?
6️⃣ vampire-count-er
What is the Vampblr number of the day? Let’s count the vampires of Tumblr above me in this post to find out!
Ah, that’s one vampire.
TWO! Two vampires!
THREE bloodsucking vampires! Ah ah ah!!
The number of the day is three!
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🐈⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho
💀 real-carmilla
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🐈⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho
NO I TAKE IT BACK
CARMILLA I’M SORRY
🐈⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho
BEGONE WHITE GIRL
🐈⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho
please check your dms carmilla i sent you my address
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👨🏻🦲 colin-robinson-69-420 Sponsored by Blaze 🔥
The new The Vampire Lestat album sucks.
Get it? It sucks.
Because he’s a vampire.
It’s pretty funny, if you ask me.
#lestat de lioncourt #satan’s night out #the vampire lestat #vampblr #not a callout post
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🌙 werepire
Is no one going to talk about how problematic Marceline’s girlfriend is? Just because they’re both royalty doesn’t mean that Bonnibel can do whatever she wants with no repercussions.
I mean, here’s an article explaining all the horrible stuff she’s done [link]. Are we just going to pretend none of it happened?
👩🏻❤️💋👨🏻 nadja-of-antipaxos
Hard agree. Down with the monarchies.
She can, however, do whatever she wants because she’s hot
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If you re-bagle, the sable will be able.
#i dont think he trained the staff#and i think henry was more in charge of character ideas#but i think he helped#otherwise i think he did All Of This Stuff and he did it A Lot
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Please reblog for a bigger sample size!
Submitted by @anon.
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Another thing I like a lot: Characters who are usually good with words suddenly being unable to use them
An academic, or a speaker, or simply an incredibly cunning person that can talk their way out of anything, that always knows just the right thing to say, being in so much pain all they can do is repeat how much it hurts. Suffering so much the only word that comes is no
Maybe they’re in so much pain they can’t speak at all, all the language they know rendered useless as they can do nothing but whimper or scream
Maybe they’re so dazed with fever or blood loss their usual coherence feels like a distant memory. They know what they feel, know the words for it, but just can’t reach them
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scream is so funny because billy loomis was so broody, but stu was just like that.
billy was like "my dad cheated with your mom 🤬🤬" and stu was like "out killing with my bf (best friend 🙄 don't get any ideas! i am 100% heterosexual)! just another tuesday! 😋"
#scream movie#scream#stu macher#billy loomis#stuilly#horror fandom#slasher fandom#slasher movies#horror movies
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I have to be the most vampiric person at the opera
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i’m NOT a business man. i’m a gay little chocolatier. what do you want from me
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also, there are plenty examples of characters who don't want to go on adventures in media (look no further than Tolkein) that still DO IT. you can still have a character who doesn't want to go on an adventure while meaningfully engaging with the world your DM has set up.
your character doesn't want to go on an adventure? figure out a reason to FORCE THEM before you expect your friend to do all the work for you.
maybe they're a homebody whose brother is sick and dying, so they need to go on an adventure to find medicine for him.
maybe their mother was a famous warrior who went missing, and they're searching for her.
give your DM something to work with!! let this be a game for them, too. and for the love of god, bring them a snack
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i can get behind that idea
you don't like vampire? 🦇🩸? suck suck ?
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you don't like vampire? 🦇🩸? suck suck ?
#astarion#lestat de lioncourt#alucard#adrian tepes#dracula#wwdits#castlevania#what we do in the shadows#iwtv#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#vampires#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#laszlo cravensworth#nadja of antipaxos#you dont like vampire#you dont like vampire suck suck#buffy the vampire slayer
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when a ship involves one character being so utterly devoted to the other that its borderline religious????? when the devoted character is written to be seen as a sinner, or damned, or a non believer??? and the other character an angel or god-like???? i simply eat that shit UP how can you not??
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late night Adventure Time thoughts: the genuine love that Finn always has for alternate versions of himself means so, so much to me
His refusal to hurt Farmworld Finn, despite knowing that he is putting the entire multiverse in grave danger
The way he mourns for Finn Sword after accidentally shattering him, which in itself was done in a desperate attempt to save him from being used against his will to commit evil deeds
And of course, Fern. Who, despite trying to literally murder him multiple times, Finn only ever shows unwavering compassion towards
As someone who struggles a lot with intense self-hatred, there’s just something so….heartbreakingly beautiful to me, about Finn seeing these other versions of himself, who share his love and his pain and his courage and his torment, and immediately and unconditionally offering them love.
Finn saying “You are me, and therefore I love you” has left a huge impact on me, and it encourages me to try, against all odds, to do the same.
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And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!
If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)
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Taako Taaco from The Adventure Zone is Forklift Certified!
#no he is fucking not#... but he did absolutely use d&d psychic paper or something to claim that he was#and then proceed to fucking decimate a work site#while claiming he's part of the workers union
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it's really weird to me how the general public will change their definitions or morals as soon as someone they don't like abides by them
like, people always say the most important part of an apology is the changing of the actions. okay... well, i don't feel remorse for my actions. i don't feel bad that i made you feel bad. but, because you told me that action hurt you, and, logically, hurt = bad and bad = don't do that anymore, i won't do it anymore. sorry. i don't feel remorse, but i will try my best to adjust my behavior.
and all of a sudden the most important part of an apology is feeling remorse? like, of course i'm not gonna say all the "i don't feel bad" stuff, but, if they did ask, and i truthfully responded, they would be offended and say the apology didn't count????? what???? i'm going to try and change my actions, though?
or the phrase "actions speak louder than words", which most people accept. then all of sudden i start talking about my homicidal ideation, violent urges, and general urge to be cruel and mean. i'm going to try my very best not to be unnecessarily cruel or violent, but that doesn't mean i don't get the impulse.
all of a sudden my words and thoughts means i'm a bad person, even though that's literally just the way my brain is wired. all of a sudden my lack of action doesn't matter, and just me expressing my inner turmoil means i'm a bad person. ????? people don't make any sense.
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this is such incredible advice for creating any kind of art i have to put it over here to remind myself
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