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siroldisfertig · 9 months

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the creators of merlin thinking up ideas for the show:

writer 1: what if merlin and king arthur were the same age?

writer 2: well then obviously they’d be gay

#merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #writer #siri thoughts

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seospicybin · 6 months

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GOD! HE IS SO THICK I WANT TO [BEEP] HIM IN THE [BEEP] AND LET HIM [BEEP] ME IN THE [BEEP] AND [BEEP] AND AFTER THAT, HE CAN TAKE ME FROM THE [BEEP] AND TURN ME OVER. I'D LET HIM BURY HIS [BEEP] WHILE I BURY MY [BEEP] IN HIS [BEEP] ALL FUCKING NIGHT, SCREAMING HIS NAME UNTIL HE [BEEP] ON MY [BEEP], HE CAN PUT HIS [BEEP] BACK IN AND TAKE ME FOR ANOTHER ROUND. HE CAN [BEEP] ME AND [BEEP] ME AS HE PLEASES.

GIVE ME ONE CHANCE! JUST ONE FRIGGIN CHANCE, GOD PLEASE!!!!!!!

#spicy thought #seospicyBIN thought #siri play THIQUE by Beyoncé

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paperweight91 · 4 months

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Chelsea, I have a very important question for you: do you think Lloyd prefers you warm his cock with your mouth or your cunt? A hoe needs to know!

Also his eyelashes are so obscene 😩

I’m sorry I was distracted…what was the question?!?!

Right, so cockwarming I feel like is Lloyd’s favourite activity.

Generally he’s not too bothered which hole he gets as long as it’s warm and ready. Ya know?

Buuuut there are times when he has a preference and I’m going to say it’s mouth.

Why? Well you didn’t ask but I’m going to tell you anyways 🤣

it’s the tears for him, how you work yourself up waiting for him to give you permission to move. The fact that he can watch your eyes glaze over as he pets your head. It’s the dazed look you get and watching the drool slip from around his cock.

But most importantly, when he’s had his fill of warming, and he pulls himself free he can pull you on his chest and sink into your sweet tight heat and just take you.

Thank you for this wonderful hoe thought! I will be busy for the next little bit, no one ask questions!

#hoe thoughts #lloyd hansen #lloyd hansen x reader #stargazingfangirl18 #this thought was brought to you by Siri #and Lloyd #living rent free in my head #paperweightanswers

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rutabagel · 3 months

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normal people making in-depth rvb ocs: freelancers, sim troupers, people on Chorus me: wash's sisters and mom yeehaaaw

#rvb #rvb oc #agent washington #agent carolina #megan wu #in case yall dont know megan is siris's/mason wu's wife #red vs blue #red vs blue oc #i have many thoughts about these gals #bagel draws

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aeriondripflame · 7 months

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did theon pray to the drowned god while in winterfell? you are a hostage, you were stolen from your family, your family abandoned you. you are a brother, your father’s son (his only son), you are his heir, you have his name, you have nothing. your captors are kind to you but they are still your captors with their strange gods and unfamiliar customs. but ice was water once. and the snow tastes familiar like the salts of the sea (of home) on your tongue. you are far from home, but home is not far from you. the ocean follows. through rivers, through stream, through ice, through earth.

#theon greyjoy #asoiaf #guava.txt #in my theon thought era. i don’t know if this makes sense. something abt being far from home and family but his god always near.#actually i’m lying this is related to my delusion throbb thoughts of theon looking into robb’s eyes and seeing home siri play ocean eyes #the romantic inverse of euron’s ‘they see my sails and pray’ theon i look into his eyes and pray fr fr

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superbellsubways · 1 year

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@zedleaked 's Siri doodles :p

#i did these ages ago but they werent lined and colored till now oops #Anyways lovely design!!#siri #finder #clippy #gijinka #doodle #the quote in the first pic is Real! she says those things if you ask it about Clippy #whether Zed's siri actually hates clippy or not is totally up to them I just thought this wouldve been funny to draw

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wedarkacademia · 2 years

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Sometimes even now I think I see him in the street or standing in a window or bent over a book in a coffee shop. And in that instant, before I understand that it's someone else, my lungs tighten and I lose my breath.

Siri Hustvedt, The Blindfold

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silence-between-seconds · 1 month

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i am an official pigeon hater.

edit: i think im going crazy everywhere i go i see pegions i cant stop thinking about them i had to make a post and now im constantly on edge every turn i make i expect to see one

#THESE FAT FUCKS #IM SCREAMING #its my deepest desire to kick one #pigeon #pigeon hater #my lovely window sill #is dirty now #also my window #not to mention the er ahem mounting #and makeout sessions #in front of my salad #their love life has more action than mine i am salty #also look at their fucking faces #not a thought behind those eyes #there are two who keep tryna build a nest in the gap behind my ac unit #they eat my plants #i hate them with a passion #siri goes insane

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siroldisfertig · 3 months

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sometimes it’s fun to remember that barty is actually played by david tennant

#like how fun is that #barty crouch junior #barty #david tennant #fuck jkr #marauders #atyd #dead gay wizards #rosekiller #barty crouch jr #siri thoughts

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gabetheunknown · 2 years

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Modern day Geralt exclusively calling Cirilla by her full name when he’s around Jaskier because Jaskier has a stupid Iphone and Geralt is super done with Siri constantly telling him “I’m sorry I didn’t get that”

#the witcher #the witcher shitpost #siri #ciri #cirilla fiona elen riannon #geralt #jaskier #gabe's thoughts #I'm procrastinating on my fic

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amzyspinkarch · 2 months

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HE SPEED IN THE WRAITH WHILE HIS HAND ON MY COO-

#my man my man my man #igris #igris the red #solo leveling #Siri play Gyptain ‘Nah Let Go’#I am down bad #but not really #because being an igris stan/ girl #I lost my train of thought #anyway #we stay winning

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system-architect · 1 year

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my new guy; theka, the servitor! this isn't technically his actual body, just a hologram

[smug self-assured asuran krewe boss voice] yes you can grant our AI office manager executive control over the entire facility. it should definitely also serve as the jailer for the violently rogue other AI we inherited from the other krewe we subsumed. yes i absolutely want you to remove any kind of learning limiters from it and also not give it any lines of code that would make it forcibly power down its cpu tower if left to its own devices without any living interaction for a long period of time. what do you MEAN "that could be dangerous?" or "what if something happens to us and leaves our entire facility abandoned with a supermassively overpowered AI guarding it and it goes insane"? why would any of that happen? it's just a computer. do you want to get fired? i am very smart.

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #asura #gw2 asura #gw2 fan submission #theka #currently not very dangerous despite his potential actually #YES his design is purposefully based on wheatley albeit hes not quite as dumb #maybe roughly as silly though. hes obsessed with keeping the facility Clean and Orderly #every time something Happens that messes up his Systems he goes berserk and starts smashing things with his mechanical armatures #and then is like ohhhhh ok nvm im calm again #he is not technically an asura AT ALL btw just a hunk of metal in the facility basement somewhere #but the krewe that made him gave him a cute hologram persona for humanoid interaction #a sort of alexa or siri esque entity #btw he's named theka after bibliotheca which is a company that makes software and machinery for libraries :)#we use their stuff at work all the time and i thought it was fitting for an AI thats like a semi-living office 365 lmfao #ok long tags over bye #my art

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teacup-gathering-itself · 8 months

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Regulus Arcturus Black is a youngest sibling. This we know.

Younger siblings are NOTORIOUS snitches. It’s fact.

Therefore, imo

The only reason Wormtail got away with the betrayal arc is bc Regulus was not in those DE meetings. Like if Peter had tried that nonsense at any point earlier in the war, no matter what side Reg was on (whether or not he had decided on his own betrayal of Voldemort),

Regulus would have snitched on him to Sirius SO FAST.

Plus the Black Family genetic need for drama? Yeah it’s gonna be a whole event of a reveal.

Anyways yea crying about him dying so young plus how different things could have been.

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chappelroans · 8 months

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Lottienat HOTD AU: thoughts?

the way you’ve literally read my mind i was JUST speaking on this (and will be making a gifset trust)

it’s about so many things. it’s about we were girls together. we were never apart. i know the most intimate parts of you. we were doomed from the beginning. we’re no longer friends but i still know your middle name.

it’s about we’re older now and we’re changed and i hate you, i hate you, i love you. i can’t stand to be around you because you know me better than i know myself. i can’t stand to look at you because i see my own betrayal looking back. i can’t fathom being apart from you because our souls are intertwined.

it’s i hate you and i can’t do anything but love you, despite everything, because of everything. i’ll cut you open and bleed you dry but i’ll regret every second of my hurting you. i’ll repent forever for making you ache. i can’t snip out and cauterize an integral part of me but having you in my life is agony. you are my antithesis and my equal, my narrative foil and my only love, and i hate you. i love you. i hate you.

“where is duty? where is sacrifice?” / “exhausting, wasn’t it? hiding beneath the cloak of your own righteousness?”

and

“i never wanted to be in charge” / “that’s enough of your weird, fucking bullshit, lottie, haven’t you done enough?”

and

“my husband would have desired this mercy be shown to his daughter” / “your husband? or you, his daughter’s childhood companion?”

and

“she’s my friend” / “is that what we are?”

#siri play seven by taylor swift #i have. so many thoughts about this. they are In my head #house of the dragon #yellowjackets #lottienat #rhaenicent #asks

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artinandwritin · 27 days

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Today was assessment day so ofc I had to doodle smt funny to deal with the stress

they're just two silly lil beans who are very, very stupid when they're in the same room

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comixandco · 8 months

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okay but if mineru was in the purah pad the entire time why was she just awkwardly silent??? like she just sat there and watched me do so much stupid shit i just know as soon as she revealed herself to link he had a five-minute embarrassment paralysis thinking of all the times he fell down a hill or got caught off-guard by a chuchu or was way off-base solving a puzzle and he didn’t care because he was alone but he wasn’t alone and now he has a permanent companion that knows just how many times he’s rocketed himself into a wall

#totk spoilers #totk #mineru #mineru totk #like ma’am there were no downsides to you letting link know you were there #day one saying ‘hey link my name is mineru i’m in the purah pad at some point i need your help to make a body but that can be on the back #burner’ or if you didn’t want to burden him w a quest you could have pretended that you were sheikah siri #okay wait i have new thought imma make a second (third) post

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