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botanyshitposts · 5 months

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usually seeds in the tomato family have little tiny hairs on them you can see under a microscope and sometimes they’re even big enough to see with the naked eye but today at work we got tomato seeds in that were LUSCIOUS. hair so dense it looked like fur. hair so immense it muffled the sounds of the seeds when they hit each other and the metal pan they were in. On God you could have shampooed and conditioned them like a little white show dog. the person planting it brought it to me because they thought there was something wrong with the sample and I was like no those are jyst nature’s toupees

#shitpost in progress #seedposting

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hrkrkrwpfrbrbrlablblblblwhitooap · 4 months

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Once a TooT ScooT went yodeling

On a mountain so high

When he met with a linguist

Interrupting his cry

Hohhh diiii raaaaa

Hodiliah hee tee a hodiliah hoo too (ʘʘ)

Hodiliah hee tee a too

#shitpost in progress #you can add your own verses when I'm done

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startedraining · 1 year

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She break on my bad til I

#shitpost in progress

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dopepoisonivyoncrack · 11 months

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Marimo algae life is like a Miyazaki movie, like a fairy tale but its real

#I am totally loosing over how cute this is and wholesome #shitpost in progress #ivy plant talks

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penumbramewtwos · 10 days

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I Found

#mewtwo #newtwo #pokemon #Unova Newtwo #Okita #Okita Spes #grannewt #art #art progression #mewtwo shitpost #mewtwo shitposts

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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it is. so weird to me that I'm having to say this again after a real-life cartoon supervillian already once ran for president on a platform of hatred & fascism and won, but.

it's November, please fucking vote

#not a shitpost #serious post #this election cycle will DETERMINE what legislation gets passed #it will DETERMINE THE FUTURE OF ABORTION RIGHTS AND GAY MARRIAGE AND OTHER LGBTQ+ PROTECTIONS #the supreme court plans to destroy as much progress as possible and that means we have to rely on congress to protect those rights #which they can only do if the Dems control the senate and the house #we are in FULL BLOWN DAMAGE CONTROL MODE here #especially because it is still somehow perfectly possible and actually probable #that the festering pile of garbage in human form who recently tried to overthrow the government will end up back on the ballot in 2024 #we still haven't recovered from 4 years of trump and if we don't show up at the polls it is perfectly possible we will get another 4 years #vote this november to protect basic human rights #and vote in november 2024 so we don't have to survive another 4 years under trump #because many of us--the most vulnerable of us--won't survive. and many many more will suffer #vote to protect yourself and your neighbors. vote to protect those who most need protection.#vote because it is the right thing to do #vote out of kindness #and vote out of spite--because billionaires are spending insane amounts of money to prevent you from voting #so tell them to get fucked and vote anyway #do it out of spite and do it out of heart and do it out of rage and do it out of love #show up #us politics

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simplymafu · 8 months

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Lyney (again)

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r-aindr0p · 4 months

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Ye olden French

It was at that moment that Frederic started to question the age and sanity of Lilia

Used a french medieval literature text from 1530~ (Pantagruel ) as a quotation for Lilia and I believe the exact sentence is about a character complaining to Death about the passing of his wife after she gave birth to their son. I just took something randomly in the text that didn’t sound too weird either because that book is rather stange…

Alright little bonus here because medieval Lilia popped up in my mind