Finally dropped chapter 1 of my fic. I’m so rusty and sorry for that. It doesn’t get better

Al-an and Robin explore the architect homeworld searching for signs of life. Will have graphic depictions of violence and suggestive themes in future chapters

i like drawing him weird

in animal behavior we called this state of increased engagement with an environment "arousal" but I uhh. am not going to use that in this case.

Bonus: (Warning - suggestive)

im not subscribing completely to the spinal cord theory but i think that an area that is both symbolically and physically the joinery between mind and body, and only really touched in uhhh... certain activities.... might be a bit of a sensitive spot

Favorite alien blorbos

Why does everyone on this site think I'm autistic

too busy to write or read just need everyone to concentrate their psychic power in transmitting their tastiest Alyou concepts directly in to my brain

No new content today here’s my sona in shirts that go hard

Subnautica has taught me that only autistic individuals can survive on 4546B.

im sorry this interaction has been stuck in my mind for no less than 48 hours I had to draw a shitty comic

@4546bitch

ohhhh robin ayou,,,, you are so girlboss and so girlfail.

Al-an you lucky son of a bitch

would ar-lo accept a small gift of appreciation how cool they look?

huh, it looks like our translation service is down

Drawing my YouTube comments

You are an extraordinary machine, you sweet precious dumbass

Mother Mother - Life

Guess who recently bought Subnautica and is immediately addicted? Yeah, it's me. I shit my pants when I encountered this lovely big axolotl in the Bloodkelp zone. I wasn't ready.

(i also got the cuddlefish. he has my heart now.)

And I still don't know the first thing about Tumblr tags etiquette - or any Tumblr etiquette for that matter - so have some Insta-style tags instead.

oh HELL yeah

I like to think they do have a humanoid body vessel they can build, because two legs are simply more efficient than four. They probably also have some vessel plans with eyes.

Hair though? If they were mimicking humans most definitely. But I mean what if that hair was important for expression, or functioned like some cables or relays.

As for gender, idk it would be interesting to see if architects have any sort of dimorphism. I personally see them being androgynous presenting. Gotta get those efficiency points

Architects can change their form right? I mean their bodies are pretty much a few dozen organisms frankensteined together, so it wouldn’t be much of a stretch to imagine that even though it isn’t desirable to them they would be willing to get a new body that is based on only a quarter of said organisms, a form that isn’t akin to their usual bodies but more specific for certain planets / solar systems. I mean canonically we know that they can transfer to different bodies so it isn’t much of a stretch to imagine they do have different types of bodies for different planets and solar systems. So what would a humanoid body look like? I’d imagine it wouldn’t look like an actual human does, perhaps a little uncanny (eyes too far apart, nose too far up, lower arms too long, you get it) or just full alien, maybe a mix of features too. Would they have hair or would it be considered inefficient? Would they be taller or shorter than the average human? Female or male presenting? Or androgynous perhaps?

TLDR: if architects would create a humanoid(ish) body would it have hair or not?

there's like 7 issues here but idc im exhausted. woe ship art be upon ye

Ashnikko - Dying Star (ft Ethel Cain)

73 votes and not a SINGLE squidshark truther is so funny. Even ventgarden and glow whale had two fans

no peeper leviathans or gargantuans

Ae-da (hopefully I got the name right), what kind of chaos do you tend to enact? Was there something that you did that got under the skin of your superiors, but was absolutely hilarious to you?

"What kind? Tactical chaos of course! Being stationed here on EY8 is BOORING-- It's always 'Munitions service, re-calibrate the manifold loader.' 'Munitions unit, barrel-side dock units are due for archive', 'Munitions, ready more drones for chimney cleaning--' It never ends!!! Can't I get a break?!

That's why I DDoS unit server ports when no one's around. For all they know, the humidity on this planet just bogs down the bio-film. They have to shut down the facility for a few hours for the nano-bots to do their thing. I use to brute force surge mainframe cables, but I got caught and they took away my IA access. Can still do it of course, but they know what I'm about now--

That was the day my boss ended up jammed with his rear stuck out of a shuttle door! Apparently he was stuck like that for hours... When they told me-- It was so funny my vessel entered emergency store mode! That's how they figured out it was me.

I don't know if that was the funniest-- I was refactored about 14 years ago and don't remember a THING. What ever I did to warrant that was probably hilarious!"