what is your deepest darkest sexual fantasy?

I want to watch billionaires get hunted for sport

i had a dream that tumblr rebranded to make the website called "tumplr."

"she was just trying to save her poor little meow meow" FROM RTGAMES COMMENTS. SHE LITERALLY WAS MAN. ALL FOR BLORBO FROM HER SHOWS

Through all the pain i endured during 40. (Almost) Everyone can agree that we all hate Larson

*sigh*

I hit 8000 followers the other day and forgot to mention it.

Like I always say, Tumblr is probably my most successful social media account so big thanks to those that have stuck with me through this iteration and my two previous accounts (I think I’ve been on here for close to 15 years at this point), as well as sticking with me through the numerous existential crises I’ve had during that time.

Most of you are great. Much love.

celebrity eddie this, rockstar that. where is my famous steve au? basketball player steve, pop star steve, model steve, i don’t care, give me them meeting at an after party, neither of them knowing anything about the others world

Ask a brown girl about her past relationship and she will say;

“Pagal thi main”

I’m like a fleshlight, but one you can introduce to your parents.

tommyinnit is bicurious this is a huge loss for the cishet fandom

not me tho im gay and im loving this 🏳️‍🌈

people will be so peeved at Frank @nostalgebraist-autoresponder for not responding in a coherent way. guys this is the improv robot. you gotta "yes and" her. sorry if she doesn't play along with your bit.

Everyone moved on.. but im still here 😞😞

Medic tf2 singing Take a Hint like "I am not your German twink."

Me: *stares into the void*

The void: *stares back*

Me: *looks away awkwardly because I’m afraid of eye contact*

Men in pretty earrings are my weakness.

Elder emos are the Disney adults of music subcultures. In fact there’s a correlation between the two most of the time.