-CATRA...
-hey Adora
-what the- how did you say it like that???
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Ghost 260 lb
me
König 300 lb
dying like that would be absolutely worth it
Weighted blanket is not enough I need to be crushed in a hydraulic press made of two larger than life men
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Mekana kendi içkisini götüren akrep burcu..
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Sam: Alright. So Dean’ll be bad cop, and Cas’ll be good cop.
Dean: Fine. I’m bad cop.
Team Free Will: *walk into the room with the demon*
Dean: *glares at demon* *opens mouth*
Cas: *slams table* WE HAVE ANSWERS AND WE WANT SOME QUESTIONS.
Sam: *facepalms*
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“Evil has dark circles to rival the rings of Saturn”
- @lashlamb13 about villains needing sleep
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Ahsoka: My master was a genius
And his wife commanded respect
When they died they left no instructions
Just a legacy to protect
Death doesn't discriminate
Between the sinners and the saints
It takes and it takes and it takes
And we keep living anyway
We rise and we fall and we break
And we make our mistakes
And if there's a reason I'm still alive
When everyone who loves me has died
I'm willing to wait for it
I'm willing to wait for it😢🎶
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It's too much accurate XD
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Jonathan: Why should I make my bed when I’m just gonna unmake it to sleep in it?
Joyce: Why should I feed you when you’re gonna die eventually anyways?
Jonathan: …
Jonathan: I will go make my bed.
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Lost 1% because of that time when the Monarch seduced them one time and unable to pull off the same trick again.
Anon forgot that there's n% of unaccounted "about-to-become" arguments because Kaela can now predict when the Monarch is about to "do it" again. So they'll go full stop, pull in Val since they're better at dominating the Monarch on seduction, and keep winning arguments
Kaela: "Valaahr, their Majesty is at it again."
Valaahr (smiling like a lion towards MC): "Oh, my. Are you misbehaving, your Highness? If you want to play by different rules, play by mine."
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