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i had a dream that tumblr rebranded to make the website called "tumplr."
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oobbbear · 2 years
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You open my brain there’re only cuddles and smooches
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gloryandthedream · 9 months
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The wildest ep of the Macgyver reboot
Sometimes I think fondly about Macgyver (2016) season 3 episode 13 Wilderness + Training + Survival....and how absolutely batshit this episode was. If the creators had decided to confidently maintain these chaos levels, I think the show would have been better and had a longer run in general (but that's just my opinion).
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Some random insane details that got fully brushed over but make me lose my mind every time:
Mac actively choosing to bring no emergency supplies out of pure god complex.
That time the bad guy leader tore Mac's beanie off and grabbed him by the hair sexual-style. Absolutely no other character has thought to grab Mac by the hair in the original show or the reboot like wtf
EDIT I've been reminded by some friendly reblogs that hair-pulling happens in a couple other episodes. Regardless, it cracks me up every single time. The guy seems to do it out of pure frustration and that is so funny to me.
Riley wearing acrylics into the wilderness
The bad guy just up and massacred his entire squad so he wouldn't have to share the money. Like he just shot them all in cold blood. That's some GOT shit.
Mac getting shot in the thigh from like two inches away and not having his entire femur shattered.
Riley and Bozer running into a clearing scattered with dead bodies?? With Mac bleeding out (?) in the middle?? No questions asked.
At least two of the bad guys were SEVERELY injured and they just got left to die in the absolute middle of nowhere after all that emphasis on how dangerous the wilderness is lmfao
RILEY WEARING ACRYLICS INTO THE WILDERNESS
Bozer being totally confused by the word yarrow implying that he did literally none of the reading.
That one guy who was blinded by burning poison oak and left to die in the woods
Mac doing math and science word problems outloud while a group of murdering criminals stare at him in confusion
Why did he have a random hillbilly friend in the mountains
Why did he suddenly have a pickup truck for the occasion
anyway i miss Macgyver and i wish it would come back RIP ok bye
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ararexic · 4 months
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me to the scale pls show a lower number
the scale i no no wanna :(
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thevagueambition · 6 months
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in grantaire's head the dnd analogy would be that he's a cleric and enjolras is his diety but he's like a shitty cleric in disfavour with his diety so he doesn't always have acess to his spells
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criminallysick · 5 months
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Currently thinking about how dirty laundry was my first klance fic and honestly, shit slaped
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floating-ping · 1 month
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Difficult to fell asleep, because there's a question bothering me:
Why did the Valar choose their spouse only from Valar? There were also a lot of Maiar.🤔Were they actually arranged marriages? Or were the Vala-Maia romantic actually strictly forbidden? And of course, considering there are so many Maiar and only 15 Valar, the possibility for the Maiar of being picked by a Valar is pretty slim.
Think of it this way, isn't Melkor and Marion's love kind of romantic? Think about it, Melkor, the most powerful being in existence, who arises in mighty, choose "the one", Mairon, over million of Maiar. And Marion, as a little Maia, fell in love with that big, dark, scary Vala? I would discribe it as a brave.
Don't take the silly thing above so seriously, it's just a headconon!😂
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potatoescanbesadtoo · 9 months
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new sheep npcs from the event are so ebenholzed kreidecore
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saym0-0 · 2 months
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red signal: 'yogsothoth who is the bifrost'
guy whos a fan of norse mythology and lovecraftian horror:
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transmascutena · 3 months
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utenanthy genderfluid4genderfluid relationship. most of the time they're yuri couple but sometimes their genders line up perfectly for them to become yaoi couple. they are never regular couple because neither of them are ever capable of being normal. i see no difference love is love 👍
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midnights-dragon · 5 months
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this emoji is really pretty she’s also transgender everyone reblog to support the transgender saturn emoji and tell her how pretty she is
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dpraved · 2 months
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a couple of eidens and kuyas from my awful and wretched sketch files
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spideytism · 4 months
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what if doctor who was called doctor autism and he stimmed and went non verbal
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torifuckingspring · 2 months
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i'm watching this movie and it's about this guy who's in love with his best friend but his best friend is straight (so far? idk prolly not by the end i'm only half way through) and idk if the first guy's gay or bi but he's got a girlfriend which is dumb cuz bro's in love with a dude but anyway. my point. every morning he wakes up from the same dream of him and his friend kissing in his bed or something and. uh. idk i didn't have an actual point i'm just really gay and my boyfriend lives too far away
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m1keville · 5 months
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batrick
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These are very messy and kinda old but I wanted to post this bc I think it looks cute. I think I made this a warmup sketch but i don’t remember anything anymore lmaoo
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spoonmoment119 · 1 year
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could u 👉👈 draw worm man 🥺
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i dont know who worm man is and at this point im too afraid to ask
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