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samaelsslave616 · 3 months

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#satanism #666 satan #ave satanas #hail satan #occulltism #satan #satan is real #666 aesthetic #darkness #left hand path #theistic satanism #traditional satanism #atheistic satanism #devil worship #true devotion #satan is with us

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zephyrchama · 1 month

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Living together in a big house with one (main) (shared) bathroom means that mornings can be tough.

When you first arrived at the House of Lamentation, it was hard to fit in. It was really hard to get into the bathroom in the mornings and fight six demons for use of the sink. If more than two others were in there at the same time, they practically formed a living wall that blocked you out, forcing you to wake up extremely early or risk being late for school.

That got better over time though. You gradually managed to fit into the house's morning routine.

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Lucifer has his morning routine down to an exact science. Usually he's fully dressed and has his hair brushed before leaving the bedroom. He might be running on pure muscle memory though - one time you handed him a warm washcloth for his face and he just stared at it in confusion for several seconds with a furrowed brow. He has no problems getting it himself, but this break in routine gave him pause. It took Lucifer a moment to realize what it was and to thank you.

If you get the chance to eat breakfast together, Lucifer likes to ask about your day. "What do you have planned? Remember, we have that meeting at five. Did you prepare for the ancient hex exam?" He might slide a bit of his food onto your plate before he goes, a way of returning the pleasant energy boost you always provide for him.

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Mammon can hustle. Which means that Mammon can get up early if it benefits him in some way. A part time job, an early bird discount, a chance to slip past Lucifer's defenses and borrow some cash.

That doesn't mean it's easy. Waking up takes some serious effort. Mammon will stumble into the bathroom to do his business first thing in the morning, yawning with his eyes half closed and tugging up whatever pants he just tossed on for modesty.

The tsundere part of his brain takes a few minutes to kick in if he's just woken up. If he spots you, Mammon will demand a good morning hug and wrap his arms around you, deaf to your cries of "Mammon! Go wash your hands before you touch me!"

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Leviathan is always groaning in the morning. He's probably not aware of it. He's probably muttering complaints but is too tired to actually speak the words properly. His blankets are always a tangled mess, wrapped unevenly around his feet and contorted around his body, but Leviathan can easily Houdini his way out of them when it's time to get up. If there's no event or livestream to wake up early for, he'll sleep in for as long as he can before starting the day with a nice shower.

He finds warm running water to feel so pleasant and you can often find Leviathan spacing out next to the faucet. He'll greet you with a sleepy "ah, morning," and accidentally splash you in an attempt to wave his hand. The embarrassment and slight panic from getting you a towel to dry off with is usually enough to properly wake him up, and he sheepishly exits the bathroom and guards the door until you've finished changing into dry clothes.

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Satan can hardly even put his shirt on properly when fully awake.

The man's a sleepy mess when he tries to get dressed in the morning. He'll stay up all night to finish a book he's invested in, then stumble out of his room "ready to go" when it's time for breakfast. His pants are unzipped and the button is coming undone. He's only got one sleeve on and it's on the wrong arm, or the buttons on his shirt are all misaligned and half have been skipped over.

He doesn't protest anymore when you tidy him up. Some mornings he'll doze off while you straighten his tie and fall forward into you, then try to play it off as a hug. Satan doesn't want to let go though, you feel so much warmer on a chilly morning.

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Asmodeus is a rare morning riser. Too much sleep is bad for the skin, he claims. If he has trouble getting up, he'll either go soak in his private tub for energy or seek you out.

"You have to hear what happened last night," he'll say, strolling into your room while there's still ten minutes left on your alarm. He sits on the edge of your bed, and if you try falling back asleep he pulls you up into a sitting position. "Listen to this, you won't believe it!"

Asmodeus isn't afraid to get touchy if it means you'll wake up faster and he gets your attention. He'll sit you in his lap, or press you against his side, or run his hands down your face and squish your cheeks with a mischievous smile.

When the main bathroom is too crowded to use you're free to borrow his, with the caveat he gets to style you for the day and you might be late when he gets overzealous.

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Beelzebub can also be found awake in the mornings. The quiet hours before everyone else wakes up are best for stretching, taking jogs, and grabbing a pre-breakfast appetizer. He'll get spooked if he hears footsteps approach the kitchen and slam the fridge door shut in a hurry, but all is well when he sees you enter the room instead of Lucifer.

Beelzebub is a big guy who takes up a lot of space. When you run into each other in the bathroom and are rushing to get ready, it's easy to bump into him. On days he's still pretty tired, he might not even notice you bonk your head against his arm. That's fine though - you don't want him to notice you until he's brushed his teeth. After all, Beelzebub's morning breath is a potent magical weapon.

If you need the bathroom sink while he occupies it, Beelzebub is kind enough to nudge you in front of him (once you've confirmed his mouth is minty fresh). You both get to use the mirror this way, and you can both see each other's smiling faces.

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Belphegor is the king of oversleeping. The powers of you and his twin combined are hardly enough on some days, but mostly the responsibility of waking him falls to you. You quickly learned it's best to wake him from behind his head, if you can manage to maneuver your way into a suitable spot to do so. Anywhere his limbs can easily grab you will result in being pulled into bed. He's like a sleeping kraken.

You suspect that Belphegor wakes up easier than he lets on, but he feigns ignorance. He insists he was totally fast asleep when you struggled to physically drag him down the hallway towards the bathroom, wrapping your arms tightly around his torso with all your strength. And when he clung on to your waist and nuzzled his head into your stomach. And when Beel came to help free you from Belphegor's clutches, but he rolled you under him and muttered "mine now."

Definitely fast asleep, doesn't remember a single thing.

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devildomangel · 1 month

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Self Aware AU but Obey me. So i was thinking of deleting my OM account and starting anew (both Nightbringer and Original), and what if even if you delete your account and game data, they still remember?

Self Aware! Obey Me, when you open up the game again after remaking an account, everything is all normal except the opening scene is just

"Why did you leave us?"

"Were you trying to get rid of us?"

You exit the game and reenter, but you just get greeted by

"That didn't work as you'd think?"

Now the game prevents you from exiting. All the dialogue options are left blank. You try to skip through it, staying quiet.

"What? Cat got'ya tongue? Talk to us, Human!"

"How am i supposed to speak if there's nothing there?"

You mutter

"That's because we want to hear it from you."

They reply.

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nocreativityfornames · 1 year

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Streamer!MC and the brothers playing Among Us live with proximity chat:

Satan: *doing all of his tasks like a good crewmate*

Streamer!MC: Psst…! Psst, hey, Satan...!

Satan: MC? What is it?

Streamer!MC: Come here!

Satan: *suspicious* ...Why?

Streamer!MC: Just come here! Trust me, please, you won't regret it!

Satan: *still suspicious af but follows them anyway*

Streamer!MC: *leads him to Reactor and stops*

Satan: *glances at Blue dead on their feet*

*speechless* MC...did you seriously kill Lucifer?

Streamer!MC: *clearly trying not to laugh* Yes... I was with him the whole round just to kill him.

Satan: *breaks into laughter* No way...!

Streamer!MC: *starts laughing as well* He had no idea I was coming for him!

Satan: *wheezing*

Streamer!MC: *wheezing too* And then when he was in the middle of one of his tasks I just...killed him.

Satan: *laughs even louder*

Streamer!MC: *laughing* I had to show you...

Mammon: *enters the room and sees Lucifer dead on the floor while Satan and MC are laughing*

What the fu–

Streamer!MC: *immediately kills him*

Satan: *hits his table repeatedly* *fucking dying*

Streamer!MC: *holding their laughter* I'm so sorry, Mammon... *starts wheezing*

Ghost!Mammon & Ghost!Lucifer: *just stare at each other in silence, watching the two idiots laugh about their death*

#I miss among us times #obey me shall we date #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me streamer!mc #obey me crack #omswd #among us #mc as a streamer ✣#silliness overload ⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+#☙ no creativity for names ✾

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magicalfish6286 · 3 months

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satan's wings

#devilman #ryo asuka #satan devilman #fanart #<- i'm gonna use that tag from now on for my non oc art

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fleur-dans-la-nuit · 4 months

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The brothers: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except MC, they’re perfect.

MC: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.

#I didn’t know what brother to make this about so use your imagination #obey me shall we date #mc avatar of chaos #obey me brothers #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #om! swd #obey me incorrect quotes #om! mc #incorrect quotes #obey me

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morganbritton132 · 1 year

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Eddie to his Tiktok following: Hey guys, it’s currently eight AM on a Saturday and we just got back from the grocery store because Stevie here needs to make a pie for our neighbor and sworn enemy, Diane.

Steve: You don’t understand because you didn’t grow up in an upper middle class neighborhood, Eddie. This is warfare. She brought us cookies.

Eddie, sarcastically: Wow, thank god I grew up in a trailer park where I never got hate-crimed like this.

Steve: She’s saying that we suck

Eddie: Or, and consider this, she was just being nice? Maybe she was making cookies and wanted to share.

Steve: They’re oatmeal cookies, Eddie

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#Eddie: you like oatmeal cookies #Steve: I like a lot of things but I’m not accepting them from Satan #Eddie: …Jesus h Christ. how am I the dramatic one?#Eddie: when you were in the hospital a couple years ago it was Diana that came over to feed the cat and water your plants #Steve: to snoop through our stuff. she used my hairspray #Eddie: babe I used your hairspray. she didn’t do anything except our grocery shopping that week because she’s nice #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #Eddie Munson Tiktok Saga

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midnight-moth · 2 months

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There’s a darkness at the heart of my love or something