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bryonyashaw · 1 year

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astrolavas · 2 years

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if we get this reunion...... (PLEASE give me this reunion)

#also ''little prince'' going from a sarcastic mocking insult to a parental term of endearment could be sth so so personal #the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #hunter toh #darius toh #fanart #toh art #my art #hunter #darius #hunter wittebane #golden guard #the golden guard #he's probably gonna be wearing sth else but nsxkskjk if HE gets to choose it's still gonna be absolutely atrocious lmao. no sense of fashion

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ahhlehlehlehleh · 1 year

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#*buir = parent in Mando'a/language of the Mandalorians #plo koon #jango fett #I just really wanted to redraw the sarcastically surprised captain kirk meme but with plo koon flexing his love for his sons #star wars #clone wars #tcw #comet #boost #wolffe #sinker #i don't actually know how comet looks like #i tired searching and i couldn't find #apologies if i am wrong #a me doodle

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cantheykillmacbeth · 8 months

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my friend wanted me to submit sun wukong from jttw for them cause he was born from a rock, not a woman

Yes, Sun Wukong AKA The Monkey King from Journey to the West could kill Macbeth!

He applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause due to emerging from a rock instead of being born and having no real birth parent. Thank you for your submission!

((Used the Overly Sarcastic Productions render of him since I couldn't find a different one that fit very well with the format I'm going for. You know how it is. <3))

#asks #unconventional birth clause #birth parent clause #sun wukong #monkey king #journey to the west #osp #overly sarcastic productions

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friezaglasiencold · 3 months

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‘Smouldering coals’ my ass, you clearly adore Kuriza. Emotionally repressed man who cannot comprehend that he loves his child unconditionally because his own father was awful my beloved and detested.

My father was a rat of a man, but that’s hardly relevant. I never said I didn’t care for my child.

And to think… here I was, being so vulnerable with my feelings. Shame on you, and shame on me for trying.

#img response #((he’s being a bit sarcastic but he is actually put off by this even if he can’t explain why))#((because he really Doesn’t feel love the same way a “normal” person might and he was trying to communicate that))#((he likes his son but he just isn’t able to be attached to someone in a non transactional way or at least he doesn’t think so))#((he’ll discover his love for the kid as time passes and his feelings become stronger))#((but that revulsion toward affection that he feels with others… it extends toward Kuriza too))#((when his kid shows him love there’s a significant part of him that’s completely disgusted by it…))#((it’s the first time he’s really been disturbed by his own emotional response or lack thereof))#((he only carried the kid himself as a weird sort of self-imposed science experiment. Just to see if he could))#((parenting doesn’t come naturally to him at all))

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comic-sans-chan · 7 months

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I adore how unhinged Garak is about the people he likes, because there's this theme of them being similarly unhinged. Like that colleague from the Order in Second Skin that he had to shoot and was like, "Aw :( ...Well Anyway" about. Or like Tain and Mila, both crazy bitches, imo. Or his last remaining contacts on Cardassia who he called up in In The Pale Moonlight who were all down to raid the Dominion’s underwear drawer at the drop of a hat. Like that's what Garak is used to. He likes excitement, he likes a bit of malice, he likes some cunning. And that's part of what makes Garashir so goddamn funny is Julian is actually a bit of a cunning, malicious little shit sometimes. If you watch the series knowing Julian's an augment, these moments come up all the time where it's clear he's fucking with people for his own amusement. Taking people for a bit of a ride just to see what happens. Then ofc there are all the gross incel fuckboy moments, but.

I just love the idea of Julian going on some insane borderline villainous monologue about something or other and Garak sitting there with hearts swirling around his head. Don't get me wrong, Garak loves Julian for his goodness first and foremost, but Julian's not perfect and I think that makes the ship so much more interesting because I can't really see Garak finding most of Julian's worst flaws anything but thrilling. We go on about Garak loving Julian's infodumping and argumentativeness, but after the augment thing comes out, I think he equally enjoys watching Julian play dumb with people and Knowing he's playing dumb. It compliments his own Just a Simple Tailor routine so perfectly. They're just normal men. Just innocent men.

#i don't think julian's ever malicious about it to be clear #i think it just ended up being something that happened kind of inevitably because he already had to play dumb anyway #and it became one of the only ways he could really get any kind of enjoyment out of an otherwise miserable process of hiding himself #it's a sad lonely habit he got into #and it does bite him in the ass a lot. i think julian hates being underestimated A Lot #for obvious reasons (his parents are lunatics)#so... maybe it's a little mean of him sometimes #he has kind of a temper anyway. and it's a harmless way to let off steam #you can kinda tell after his augment secret gets out he becomes a lot more sarcastic #i think that's what his mind has been like for a long time #going a little off the rails here but julian's parents always acting like they did him some huge favor #meanwhile this is julian's every day experience now #just being so smart it's innately isolating and miserably lonely #he's not just mad at them for killing jules #he's mad at them for creating julian #my posts #garashir

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solradguy · 6 months

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I'm so grateful that the only GG fans that care about the light novels are the ones that can be normal about things because Lightning the Argent goes from the rawest scenes of carnage imaginable to Ky Kiske doing something mildly religious like offering a short, silent, prayer for someone that got mangled to death by WMD dragons, and I just know that, in the wrong hands, those brief religious moments would generate the most annoying goddamn memes you could ever imagine

#textpost #I have a mountain of beef with catholicism specifically and am negative percent religious #But the punchline to so many Ky jokes is just “ha ha catholic” like come onnnnn get creative #Religion on its own isn't bad. Look instead at how an individual interacts with it and judge from there #Untapped potential in how Ky's consistently depicted praying to Mary/an unspecified female saint for example #Actually... How come I've never seen anyone analyze that aspect of his belief?#His parents died when he was pretty young (iirc) so their influence couldn't've been too much of a contributing factor in that #Maybe he was closer to his mom in the brief time he had with his parent(s)?#Almost all of the Holy Order knights/members they've ever shown have been male too #So I wonder if maybe it's more like the calm/uncombative protective presence of a sacred woman is comforting to him?#It's definitely a stark contrast to the types of things he's generally exposed to in his daily life in any case #Another interesting contrast is how much Sol DOESN'T like religion #He's got some sarcastic lines about God and stuff even pre-Gearification. Wonder what the story with that is...#Anyway Ky only expressing his religion in private moments is interesting to me too #I can't think of an instance where he ever forced it on someone else or tried to explain something as happening just because God willed it #He's smart and logical and yet he still has this spiritual component...#Man is his character is complex. Studying this blond kid under a microscope...

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galaxythreads · 1 year

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don't worry, all the abuse Odin put his kids through goes away because he had a throwaway line in thor 3 that he loved them and it magically fixed everything :)

#thor #loki #hela #odin's a+ parenting #thor and trauma #loki and trauma #hela and trauma #so done with odin right now #and in case this isn't clear i am being sarcastic

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huxianposts · 1 year

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I know what you are...

ATTACHED

#this is two days after meeting but their lives are CHANGED #LMAO anyways i love having brain damage and forgetting why i love xyz and then being delighted with re-finding the love #can't believe i clowned myself with being all meh when i bought the switch ver for 15$ bc I'm over p5 right #yeah now here i am screenshotting every damn scene with my boy like an overzealous parent witnessing their child's first talent show #but i also be having THOUGHTS UP IN THIS CHILIS #quietly going insane at how ryuji keeps asking akira to not ditch or avoid him and being so earnest in his approach #and akira having such sad eyes and the most wounded vibe being told to avoid sakamoto and choosing to follow and hang with him anyway #like YEAH akira has the option to be sarcastic and verbally refuse ryuji's requests but his actions are the opposite of that #and I'm wondering how much action must mean to the both of them and agwaaghh #akira's little statement to sojiro about how he made a friend LIKE YES MY BOY YOU DID AND YOU'RE ACKNOWLEDGING IT #literally rolling around rn and trying not to write bc i have lost the ability but LORD I AM WEAK #huxiantalks #pegoryu #persona 5

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darth-sonny · 4 months

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how faithful/ loyal are they to their parent (Prime)? Would they listen to Leo? Do theh even know who Leo is?

And can you please give a bit of a rundown of ur badfuture au? Background / order of events, is Kirby still alive?

Do the twins have names? How do the Hamato find out abt them, and how do they respond?

[the "they" in question]

the Twins are as loyal to Prime the same way a dog is loyal to its owner. so pretty darn loyal

However!! unlike a dog's natural and genuine loyalty, the Twin's loyalty towards Prime is completely manufactured and programmed. they weren't given that choice, and they weren't allowed to cultivate that loyalty. like all Kraang, no matter what origin, they WILL be loyal to Prime

would they listen to Leo? probably yes. like Prime, Leo is their progenitor and, therefore, the Twin's (for a lack of a better term) master. parent would be a far nicer word, buuuuuutttt the Twin's are weapons first, children never

and they do Not know who Leo is. they know what he looks like (Prime is fanangaling his body, of course). but Leo as a person? no, they do not

the basic of the Bad End is basically, Prime succeeded in finding the Key and restarting the invasion, and since they're using Leo's body (and have access to his ninpō), the Kraang are far more terrifying than they were before

Kirby does not exist in the Bad End.................................. yet

as I've said before, the Twins do not have e names. they just go by The Twins. the Resistance 2.0 nicknamed them The Popstars due to their (very off-putting) performer personalities, but aside from that, they don't have any individual names to call their own

the Hamatos found out about the Twins in a very eclectic fashion. normal raid, normal mission, all that jazz. Mikey is doing his badass mystic warrior shtick when, all of a sudden, he hears the same screech that Subprime gave out that sealed away their ninpō for the first time, only duble amplified

cue whatever mystic stuff he was doing disappearing in a blink of an eye. the same goes for Donnie. all his weapons, rockets, and ninpō enhanced guns are gone

what the fuck is happening?? is this a new weapon?? is Subprime here??? are there more Kraang who can do that screech???

in come the Twins, bouncing and dancing and singing a song (I recommend this one) and acting so out of touch from what a normal apocalyptic battlefield should be like that it catches everyone off guard and makes their attack that much more effective

their opinions on the Twins are as follows:

Annoying.

–Donnie

I.... genuinely don't know what to say about them.

–Casey Jr.

Why do they exist?

–April

I think they're............. quite.... something.....

–Mikey

They're so creepy....

–Raph

#tl:dr the twins are meant to be in‐universe uncanny vally fue to their personalities #which is popstars at their own concert #which just so happens to be the literal apocalypse #also!! prime is a shit parent #[sarcastic] who could've forseen this??#sonny anwers #prime leo au #bad end #pop and star

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quitealotofsodapop · 7 months

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MK, after being blessed with all of the many, and funny, mythos references thanks to OSP:

"Just don't pull an Actaeon and we'll be good."

"I thought I told you to take the sky back, why do I still have it?" (Talking about some object he got asked to hold onto but was never actually retrieved despite MK asking them to finally retrieve it)

*Playing DND* "I smack him in the head with my stick thing."

"I SWEAR TO TARTARUS AND BACK-"

"I blame Zeus."

"Did Loki put you up to this?"

I def hc MK in both canon and au being a big mythology nerd in general, not just for SWK.

He'd be the kid running around the library with a bunch of mythology books too mature for him to check out without an adult (Tang said no cus they'd both get in trouble with Pigsy). Has different phases of interest throughout his childhood - the parents probably can gauge how old MK is in some photos based on what mythology he was currently obsessed with.

SWK, pointing to a photo in an album: "Was MK seven or eight in this one?" Tang: "Just turned seven. See the little wooden sword on his belt?" Mac: "Ah. The King Arthur phase. He had a cake shaped like a rock that year." Pigsy: "Easiest to design really. He just wanted a fake sword coming out the top." Sandy: "Also the year he figured out how to turn himself into a squirrel cus of the disney movie." SWK: "He cried so much for that girl squirrel." MK, overhearing and getting emotional: "She didn't understand! She was in love but couldn't understand why Wart couldn't be with her! It was heartbreaking!"

I'm projecting because I was that kid who knew all the greek gods names, and by proxy all the planets and their moons.

MK would make obscure mythology jokes that no one gets except Mac (theatre and mythology nerd intertwine often), and a certain demon.

MK, very tired after eating a bunch of mooncakes: "Feeling like I ate the wrong kinda lotus rn." Everyone else in the room: ??? Red Son, suddenly starts laughing: "Oh because of the lotus-eaters! Sorry, it took me a moment. Very clever noodle-boy." MK: ( ♥ ͜ʖ ♥)

But yeah MK is 100% still a Monkey King nerd, but he also nerds about other mythological heroes. Has all the OSP mythos videos saved into his memory. Frequently blames his magic/divine problems on completely unrelated gods aka "Damn you Zeus!"

#qi xiaotian #lmk character hcs #overly sarcastic productions #lmk #lego monkie kid #shadowpeach being parents #freenoodles being parents #sandy being the best uncle

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bryonyashaw · 5 months

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cryptid-crow-writing · 11 months

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Alright. I’m sick and tired of how often this makes my ass giggle. The fucking “[insert name(s)]’s A+ parenting” tag. I have no doubt people know what the hell I’m talking about. How can a fandom or group of fandoms some how find a way to make a tag for fanfiction jnto something so blatantly sarcastic. Like holy shit. Just looking at it makes me giggle cause how else am I suppose to react when as I read it it is done in such a dry and sarcastic tone in my head. How do you do this?! How do you Pavlov a group of people into having an auto response of sarcasm upon reading a tag??? *panicked and amused sob* what kind of power do you weld???

#danny phantom #supernatural #[insertname]’s A+ parenting #how is that so sarcastic?!#various fandoms #evil incarnate #what other powers do you hold?#marvel #DCU #what ever other fandoms are affected by this

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unofficially-racetrack · 13 days

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Guys guess what.

I figured out that I’m not allowed to have feelings in my house. :D

#sarcastic #this is so great like-#I’m gonna throw a grape at my parents

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thesaintelectric · 7 months

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the thing is once you reach a certain age your parents house gains a soulslike poison swamp effect that stacks the longer you are still living there.

#if this doesn't apply to you congrats #<- im being kinda sarcastic but if you can and do live w your parents thats nice n good for you #me on the other hand im dying in here.#me_irl