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dramoor · 1 month
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~Christ is Risen! Truly He is Risen~
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kaiju-wolfdragon · 4 months
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Drawings from the dino smashers pt 1
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draconixiaa · 7 months
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Below the Bedrock Layer // Palace of Crimson
[Major Character Death] [Ao3] [@dreblrspookyweek]
Once upon a time…
There was a palace.
A palace of a wealthy man. It had [bloody] red carpets, [poisoned] fine dining, and lights that flickered in and out of darkness, bringing life and death… falsity and truth.
And before it was the palace of a wealthy man, it was the home of an old man.
A man who has lived since ancient times, bearing witness to many lives and deaths and deceptions and clarities; a man whose soul was distraught and weary and needed comfort and rest.
Because this man dies and lives again: he is immortal through death, a phoenix unburning.
This man was murdered in this palace.
“Huberttt~,” cried Billiam, in his usual drawl, “Your contract period is almost over!”
Hubert, sterling hair and whitened eyes, was hiding behind a stone pillar. Eyes squeezed closed- 
Breathing jagged, gasping quietly-
and hands squeezing behind his back.
In the damp air of the basement, the sound of pacing was drawing nearer.
Hubert was the old master of the mansion.
A building hidden serenely away from civilization in the midst of a grand forest- Hubert’s masterpiece.
“It’s been ten years, Hubert,” Billiam’s voice slithered across the austere stone- which was polished to perfection without a glimmer of dust.
And soon to be spilled with Hubert’s viscous blood.
Hubert had been Billiam’s butler for ten years. The keeper of this mansion for twenty more. He had finished building it thirty years ago, and had begun its construction by the fortieth mark back in time.
Ten years ago, Billiam came to this mansion with a wicked sword between his fists and held it at Hubert’s throat as he signed in red ink his butlership.
Five years ago, Hubert realized his death was not too far away.
“Oh, butlerrr~! How much longer can you hide?!”
The steps grew closer.
He tensed.
Gripped the wall.
Five years ago, the crimson tendrils appeared from beneath the bedrock.
[As they always did.]
Hubert thought it was a bizarre, yet familiar sight that brought him both nostalgia and dread. Yet he had no memory of it.
He was but a builder and a butler, and nothing more.
…Sometimes though, Hubert felt a bit more kinship with the raven that knocked on his doors.
Every day, month, year that passed-
Hubert felt a bit closer to death’s door.
The steps paused.
“I’ve found-”
Hubert used his grip on the pillar to propel himself away.
“-you!”
He had gone in the wrong direction.
“There’s no more space to flee!” Billiam’s glassy sword coruscates with a terrible rufescent light, his voice echoing through the chamber. “There’s no more time you can buy!”
The Egg was shivering beneath his feet. Its tendrils grasped at his legs. 
He stepped backwards through its entanglement… Strangely, he felt as if they were soothing him.
A sense of unity and calm amidst the terror of oblivion.
Billiam strode towards him, his pristine white suit pink under the Egg’s soft glow.
“Do you have any last words?” Billiam hummed, a humorous light in his mahogany eyes. Mahogany- the reddish kind.
Hubert’s back touched the soft shell of the Egg.
“I… don’t,” he replied in a higher pitch than what he had expected. “Uhm… make it fast?”
“You’re not going to beg?” Billiam’s voice lifted. He had stopped just a meter in front of Hubert.
Hubert offers a dry laugh. 
Then in one fluid motion-
Ducked,
Threw himself forward,
Tumbled,
And thrusted himself off the ground into what would’ve been a sprint…
Had not Billiam been too slow to react.
Hubert collapsed into the ground on his side, blade slit through his chest.
Surreal, the pool of blood.
Infinite, his awareness of the moment.
The agony and numbness in his torso.
The whiteness coursing through his conscious body.
The Egg enshrouding him.
Billiam, screeching in panic.
And Hubert realized, a silver thread snapping in his mind-
He was the Egg. 
The Egg was him.
And now they were one again.
Now that his body had returned to the bedrock, his soul too, had a place to go.
In fact, the Egg was the bitterness in his soul welling up upon the world.
Hubert, who was no longer just Hubert, but also Cornelius, Dream, and many other names that he could then recall, felt vengeful.
Vengeful, and hungry.
He [the Egg] must sustain himself [itself] until [he] the Immortal could return to the surface, revitalized like an ember into a flame once again.
Some explanation that I didn't have the energy to insert into the story:
Basically, there becomes a point in time where the Immortal [Dream]’s soul becomes incredibly exhausted, and is no longer able to hold itself together. Thus, parts of it- the most ‘exhausted’ parts of his soul- begin to drift away. But, since a soul can’t survive without a body, the Egg, its vines, and its spores have become a manifestation of the separated soul. Said departed section(s) of soul needs sustenance, especially away from its main body.
The formation of the Egg is a sign of Dream’s approaching [death]. It may, in some times, cause Dream’s death, such as in the case of Cornelius, who grew too old. Hubert was old, but half of his death was caused by Billiam’s own will (the other half the Egg caused).
So basically, Dream either dies and returns to the Egg, or gets killed by the Egg through methods of manipulation.
Then, after he returns fully to the Egg, it’s gotta incubate and eat more stuff for some time until he can be reborn again.
Inside the Egg, Dream is able to remember all of his past memories.
Dream’s immortality is incomplete. something about DreamXD. GN.
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mazeppafanart · 1 year
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Uovo Rosso!!
yup! Bc some of y’all liked the ghibli inspired eggy :)
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milkywaybluejay · 11 months
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Red egg
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silentsenior09 · 4 months
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*Cracks knuckles*
Let's get started. Today, we tackle Shy Guys on Stilts and Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy. Yeah buddy!
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archivedia · 5 months
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justsweethoney · 5 months
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moncuries · 7 months
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clearly my idea of these two just revolves around longing and diplomacy
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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royalarchivist · 2 months
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Phil: [Looking at some red vines covering a wall] Has this always been here, by the way? This stuff?
Bad: Yeah.
Phil: Yeah?
Bad: It was here the other day.
Phil: Ok, ok...
Bad: Looks kinda nice, doesn't it? Like... could you imagine if this whole wall was covered in it?
Phil: [Stares knowingly at him]
Bad: Wouldn't that look awesome?
Phil: [Trying not to laugh] Shut up– shhh. Shut.
Bad: [Mischievous laugh] Yeah! You like the–
Phil: Shut your mouth, oh my god– Right, I'm gonna- I'll be back in a bit, alright?
Bad: You love the idea!
Phil: NO— [Warps away, then cracks up laughing, hitting his desk] God damn it.
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entomologize · 9 months
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Butterfly eggs photographed by Martin Oeggerli. All rights reserved, shared with permission. See more of his butterfly egg photos here!
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chamoemileclown · 7 months
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team red egg is now real
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daily-crabbys · 7 months
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Today's crab is: flapjacked
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mewguca · 2 months
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my (very late) anniversary fanart
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duckflush · 3 months
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Silly little goose. Or smt like that at least 🦆
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