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#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift
#that's the main selling point
#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender
#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u
#bc i am. i am judging u
#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this
#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead
#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance
#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time
#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta
#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA
#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA
#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is
#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely
#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal
#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water
#then coat in flour
#THATS IT JUST FLOUR
#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT
#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat
#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension
#so. so yeah
#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra
#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens
#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.
#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious
#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts
#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.
#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option
#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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