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imsiriuslyreading · 3 months

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Enemies to lovers wolfstar idea. Remus makes a living as a popular traveling circus clown. Sirius is terrified of clowns.

ah, so you have access to my nightmares then. good to know!

#lanas crying again #why?#lana loves em #but clowns #really bitch?

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musicprincess1990 · 8 months

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Patient: Hi, I’m calling to schedule an appointment.

Me: Great! We definitely have availability for a consultation.

Patient: No, I don’t want a full appointment.

Me: ...I’m sorry?

Patient: I'm only free for maybe 20 minutes tomorrow at lunchtime. Can you just squeeze me in?

Me:

#really bitch?#not amused #starting the week off strong #I'm ready to go back to sleep

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oystertongue · 5 months

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I have done radically Zero dissertation work this week and I am stressed! Out! About! It!

#i am cooking thanksgiving singlehandedly #and thats taking some time #partially because i insist on doing things like making my own breadcrumbs from bread that i also made #but still #NO typing at all?#really bitch?#we do not have time for this

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lilly-white · 1 year

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Me about to go and request that my publishers actually fucking pay me my oustanding royalty payments even while they’re hyping the book everywhere & trying to pretend like we’re best friends who just had a fun adventure together:

#'weee woooo whoop whoop it was so great organising this'#really bitch?#really?#indie adventures #i was like PHEW i am so glad the cover design constipation is over wow now i can relax #then fam goes 'so did they pay you'#me: /checks accounts #oh ffs #of course they need to be chased down for EVERY LITTLE THING

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wherearetherobots · 25 days

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Guys I thought spring term started next week but it started... today

#pulled an April Fool's joke on myself I guess?????#it could be much worse #I'm only taking one class this term and it is remote #but still #really bitch?

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classicjdiesandgoestohell · 1 year

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Has anyone on tumblr started documenting this wreck happening on twitter yet

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irn-bru · 3 months

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my genuine reaction watching batman beat the ever loving fuck out of Jason in under the red hood when the only other batfam media I know is wayne family adventures

#im aware wfa is fanmade but like. i had severe delusions of bruce's ability as a dad #he threw him face first against all four walls and then the TOILET. die you bitch!!!#lego batman wouldnt have done this #im trying to get into more dc especially batman/batfam. im not really into comics and i prefer animation #but if anyone wants to send some recs my way id really appreciate it. especially some where bruce is nice!!#jason todd #red hood #batman #under the red hood #dc #beth.txt

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greenglowinspooks · 6 months

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To be honest. DCxDP where the reason Danny meets the bats is Ace the Bat-hound

Like, just think about it for a second. Danny is in Gotham for college, or maybe he just moved out to find a city where having mad scientist parents isn’t actually that unusual.

He can see ghosts.

The ghosts know this.

Now he’s getting harassed left and right by spirits trying to get closure. Fine, whatever, most of them are a one-and-done type deal, and the amount of ghosts trying to get his help steadily decreases.

Except for this one very stubborn dog.

It just keeps showing up and leading him to crime scenes! He doesn’t know how many “anonymous tips” he can call in to the cops before they trace his phone! And this dog, this incredibly good boy, will not stop trying to help the city. He’s never met anyone with such a strong sense of justice, let alone a dog. Can dogs even have a moral compass?

And so Danny just accepts the fact that Ace isn’t going anywhere and becomes his reluctant sidekick/dedicated medium. He leans into the whole thing, dressing up in a mix of traditional magic-user attire and accessories that pay homage to the ghost dog.

He becomes somewhat well known. The psychopomp detective following around the shadowy figure of a German Shepard? That’s unusual! That’s weird! I mean, it’s not the weirdest thing in Gotham, sure, but he’s a new vigilante and he’s got a ghost dog that people can only see when it’s around him. Someone’s gonna notice.

Damian, as Robin, is the first to reach out to him.

Ace doesn’t know Damian but he does know a Robin, and while this isn’t his Robin, he’s still friendlier than usual. Danny’s panicking because oh god the bats are here and also is this kid gonna steal my ghost dog, Damian is absolutely delighted by Ace, and Ace is just happy to see a Robin again.

Damian decides that the psychopomp isn’t a danger to anyone, and there’s no reason to put this encounter into his reports, really, and perhaps Danny can help with some of his cases in the future.

Danny is sweating bullets because Damian basically tells him that he’ll keep him secret as long as he gets to play with Ace. Ace is happy that he’s finally getting some bat affiliated crime-fighting assistance.

And so, Danny is now both Ace AND Damian’s reluctant assistant. At least whenever he’s in trouble, he can always call a middle schooler to help him.

(Is Robin even in school? He’s out patrolling damn near every night, and he stays out late as hell. Does he have a bedtime? He should.)

Eventually it gets to the point where Damian is going over to Danny’s house. When he first sees it, he has a damn bitch you live like this moment, to which Danny responds that not everyone has the money to afford a nice place. Damian counters that he could at least take the time to clean up, and Danny replies that he’s working, going to school, and being a vigilante assistant to a ghost dog, something’s got to give.

Danny nearly has a heart attack when he checks his bank account the next day and sees that someone transferred him 10,000 dollars.

And so they get into a routine. Danny and Damian fight crime with Ace at night, and occasionally Damian stops by during the day to play with Ace and have Danny help with his homework.

(Damian is smart enough to do it on his own, but some of the instructions are written incredibly confusingly, and he would never admit to needing help to his family. Danny is just glad that the kid is in school and cares about his education, blissfully unaware that he’s basically emotionally adopted him.)

Damian is used to being in Danny’s company.

Eventually, when going over a case with the family, Damian absentmindedly remarks that he’ll have to ask Danny about some of the clues that they might be missing. Nightwing asks who he means and Damian makes a face like he just swallowed a lemon.

Cue shitstorm.

Who is “Danny?” Why is Damian willing to ask for help from anyone, much less someone outside of the family? Does he know who Damian is? Has Damian been compromised? What the hell is going on?

Damian now has to explain that Danny is the psychopomp with the ghost dog who he might have met hunted down while on patrol and conveniently not mentioned, but he’s not a bad person, really, and he lets him play with Ace, and he’s been quite helpful on certain cases due to his ability to talk to ghosts.

Bruce insists that the family meet Danny. Damian, hoping that he won’t just skip town the second he hears the news, relents.

Danny is surprisingly eager to meet the bats, considering his earlier fears.

Damian, blissfully unaware of what’s coming, sets a time and place to meet.

Once everyone is there, he gives Bruce the earful of a lifetime.

Robin is in middle school! Danny knows that there’s no way to stop the boy from going on patrol, but you could at least shift his schedule so he gets enough sleep on school nights! Does the Bat even know where he is half the time?! (No) And why isn’t he comfortable asking his family for help with both cases and homework? Did they ever even notice how much time he was spending at Danny’s house? If Danny was a bad person, he could have seriously hurt the poor boy! Shame on you!

Nightwing is mortified that Damian didn’t trust him enough to tell him about any of this. Red Hood is laughing his ass off, because yeah Danny is making good points but he’s also chewing out the literal Batman. Tim is recording the whole thing. Steph is delighted by the absolute gall of this Danger Twink™️, and already planning to add him to several groupchats. Damian is more embarrassed than he’s ever been in his entire life.

You, he points to Nightwing, did your academic life feel supported when you were a Robin? Nightwing is too stunned to speak. Red Hood, eternal shit-stirrer, says that oh, we all prioritized patrol over our education, that’s just how it is. Red Robin actually dropped out of high school to avoid distractions, did you know that?

Danny honest-to-god shrieks at this.

He finishes his angry rant and leaves, everyone too stunned to stop him.

And as it turns out, Tim wasn’t the only person recording the whole thing.

The entire internet is blowing up with Psychopomp The Danger Twink™️’s rant. People are taking sides. Things are getting messy. Red Hood literally admitting on-camera to previously being a Robin is somehow not the main focus here.

Eventually someone connects some dots from the video, as well as stories circling the internet about the psychopomp. A ghost dog named Ace, who is the literal only reason that the psychopomp is fighting crime at all, which seems incredibly fond of Nightwing and Robin.

A crime-fighting dog who wants constant attention from both the current and original Robin.

Oh my god, Ace the Bat-hound died and became a crime-fighting ghost.

And, somehow, that’s still not the strangest thing going on in Gotham.

#dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #literally Ace is too good a boy to pass on #this veered wildly into ‘Danny emotionally adopts Damian’ but really it’s what he deserves #sometimes family is an ex child assassin an undead college student and a ghost dog #also Danny gives literally no shits during investigations because he Cannot Die #he will just casually take 40 bullets to the chest like it’s nothing #if he encounters a rogue he will beat the everloving hell out of them and then give them Jazz’s card #(she’s doing confidential therapy for vigilantes and rogues)#except for the ones who are too far gone. like the joker #he’s a bitch and Danny hates him #if given the opportunity Danny would gladly kill him but Clockwork says he’s not allowed to do that #so he settles with beating the hell out of him and then covering all his stuff in glue #and of course alerting the authorities

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blessyouhawkeye · 1 year

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shadow and bone is like. it's the worst show i've ever seen it's the best show i've even seen it's a bad adaptation it's fanfiction with a netflix budget it's better than i expected it's worse than i wanted it's pure fan service the acting is phenomenal the writing is terrible and the thing is it's all of these things. but also it's none of these things because most importantly shadow and bone is a vessel for freddy carter to give the performance of a lifetime

#freddy as kaz really makes me mourn the fact that they didn't do a crows spinoff after s1 #he's THAT BITCH!!!!#i maintain that freddy and amita are the backbone of the show. it all hinges on them #shadow and bone #grishaverse #freddy carter

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ministarfruit · 2 months

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day 24: plagued by the horrors ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

#minifemslashfeb2024 #heathers #heathers the musical #heather chandler #veronica sawyer #chansaw #I love my girl veronica. she has every illness #every illness meaning being a teenage girl with repressed rage #you know how it is with teenage girls with repressed rage #that is JD's hand but this ain't about him #this month has just been me drawing ghosts basically #I THINK IT'S FUNNY IF YOU SEE IT AS CHANDLER HAUNTING HER AND JUST BITCHING AT HER CONSTANTLY #hey veronica! you fucked up! hey veronica! you fucked up! hey v #veronica does really go through it though.#IS THIS MY FIRST TIME DRAWING HEATHERS?#WELL THERE YA GO

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grezzirossi · 28 days

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My Bg3 Party with the cutest barbarian and 3 pathetic guys.

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murcielagatito · 19 days

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while 911 is blowing up rn here is hen shes a lesbian paramedic also she has a rocket scientist wife

#white gays really piss me off bc theyll b like boohoo representation where is it LIKE BITCH SHE S RIGHT HERE #SHES BEEN GAY SINCE EPISODE ONE #henrietta wilson #911 abc

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raepliica · 9 months

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tristamp post-S1 mashwood sillies and tri98(?) merylwood :]

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wilkoakdraws · 7 months

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Hyperfyxation going strong so here's some memorable quotes of the jarchivist and mr. m.k. blackwood + my thru-seasons design chart

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #the archivist #magpod #tma fanart #my style is inconsistent #cant decide how to draw jons jaw #love his season one kickable nerd energy #that then got thrown under the bus #martin in my brain oscillates between most huggable creature alive and stone cold bitch #“what's your darkest secret” really did it for me in terms of makin me REALLY hooked on the podcast. the WOAH moment

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desultorydenouement · 4 months

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murderbot is peak queer rep because it’s about living as an inherently transgressive form of being, it’s about the complexity of passing, or the complexity of hiding, or the nuance of never fitting binaries and not wanting to even when fitting those binaries is seen as “better”, and it’s about making people uncomfortable just by existing, it’s about measuring forms of freedom and having to decide which you’ll save and which you’ll sacrifice. but most importantly it’s peak queer rep because murderbot is free for like five minutes and it immediately attracts the nearest supposedly-rare transgressive-illegal-superbot (ART) in a hundred light year radius to be its best friend, and what’s that if not your classic Queer On Queer Magnetism

#you ever look around at ur friends and go shit these bitches are gay!#not on purpose but sure are!#murderbot is also equally a neurodivergence allegory ofc #really any marginalized identity allegory #the murderbot diaries #murderbot #asshole research transport #perihelion #artificial condition #network effect #system collapse

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merakidoll · 5 months

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eren would start with a kiss. a single kiss to your puckered hole that made him go wild. the kiss would set something off within him, the flavors of you on his lips that he licks them and groans holding himself back. you would hear him but you’re too busy seeing stars by the single peck to your ass.

then, the atmosphere would change. your body would go from tense because god you needed another kiss, to clawing at the expensive vehicle’s door handles trying to get away.

you would be screaming, windows fogging with the sexual tension. while eren was in heaven. feasting between your cheeks, starting off with a tounge kiss untill he needed to go in, get more.

his pierced tounge sliding from your ass too pussy. jucies building up on the tip of his tongue she so he could take one big swallow feeling the creams going down his throat.

he wouldn’t saying anything, a single slap to the ass alerting you to shake it on his face. do exactly what you do on the pole on his tounge. his vibrations would be felt all over your body. your palms sweaty very strong feeling in your stomach. until you came.

cream, going all over him and the leather seats. all he did was close his eyes and take it, spreading your ass so he could fuck all the cum out of you one good time. once mister yeager was satisfied he would spit on your puckered hole rub it in with his thumb making you fall out right there.

“gonna have to do this again ma’ma. now get in there and make some money f’me”

said i would @ najma when i did it tehehe @honeybleed

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