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when im like 20 or something im so the type of person to move to another country and lie about my whole past and construct a new identity.
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one of my friends lost his leg recently and seeing him work thru his emotions about it is so hard to witness I am Shaking you you must work through these internalized ableist beliefs i know u will come out so much happier when you are no longer thinking of yourself as useless to society & yourself for being disabled
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lesbian date ideas
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bass pro shop
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my sisters kitten keeps waking me up throighout the night and ive been sleeping teeerrribbly. today i took a 2.5 hour nap bc i was exhausted after class. my sister needs to get her fixed already so she stops screaming bro
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Sorry, your game looks cool, but the promotional material used the words "wholesome" and "cozy" so I gotta stick by my principals.
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WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN
#my dad has a hugr closet like this#obviously not this big but like. pretty big and thin and 3 ways to open it#and it makes me SO paranoid dude like#whenever i sleep in his room i check every place u camn open the closet multipel times#hangar
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some norwegian phrases have me fighting for my life tryna figure out wtf they mean what in the WORLD is huttiheita. i tried both bokmål and nynorsk dictionaries and there is nooothing............... 'heita' seems to be 'name/to be called'. but hutt just isnt a word at all in any dialect. wtf does 'ut i huttheita' by resirkulert mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends
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Hottest dragon in gaming?
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lately ive been eating a lot of plain bread. i havent done this in like 8 years. its really not filling so it makes you want to eat the whole loaf. i had a peanut butter toast phase recently but got sick of the peanut butter so i just started using plain bread.
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Our inquiry for the pronouns of the most humble man alive was refused, "I haven't done anything that makes me worth talking about in third person"
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Chastity kink guy who is also a prison abolitionist: the only cages people belong in are—
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todays been good :3 started out kinda weird with me experiencing pain so paralyzing i couldn't move for 40 minutes? But then i did some work for my grandma, made 30 dollars, n did my algebra homework. now im working on a commission and watching medical history videos. awesome stuff.
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why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.
#this reminds me for some reason in my town sleifigsllt pride is in july instead of june#like in my state obviously the whole US#its june#but wr decided to be quirky idk#hangar
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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theres a norwegian band i like who i looked up on tumblr and one of their friends is just. a photographer n posts pictures of the singer at parties and normal everyday events and stuff and i find it quite amusing. if this was a popular band or boyband or something people would eaaaat this up but instead it has 20 notes on tumblr :p
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plushie accidentally fell into the trashcan for a day without me noticing..........im sorry i did not mean it
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