It's such a mervyn peake dead rat poem morning

One of the poems ever.

griddleharlectostasia brainrot hours

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

Helen sketch hgmmm

Anyone who works with wildlife will tell you it’s a good thing for wild patients to show hostility towards humans even after a long stay in the hospital, and honestly I think snapping turtles might be the best at this. We surgically repaired this little dude’s broken mandible and provided care in hospital for a few months but bless his heart he never stopped hating my fucking guts. Even with a broken jaw he’d snap at me so viciously whenever I had to give him meds and I love him like a son

This feisty creature’s implant was removed once he’d healed and he was successfully released back into the wild near where he was found. Good luck out there bud, I sincerely hope every wildlife patient I ever see going forward has your disdain for humans!

(These photos were taken while the patient’s enclosure was being cleaned, and he was never handled without medical or husbandry cause)

i love Daredevil bc they always talk about Hell’s Kitchen like it’s its own city. Like girl you’re protecting 10 blocks. “Get out of Hell’s Kitchen” Yeah lemme hop on the subway rq it will take me one stop

Hello mr Gaiman. I just saw the Simpsons Season 23, Episode 6 and i started to wonder. What was your exprience being on the episode? And is it true that you can't actually read?

Thank you and good-bye.

I wish i could read. Then i could answer this ask. Alas.

random, but I think the way people talk about abusers as hypercompetent, calculating manipulators that Know exactly what they're doing makes it easier for people to get into abusive relationships

just saw an ad for fireball…I didn’t know they advertised…why advertise fireball…either you’re in college and buying fireball because you’re looking to make a life-threatening mistake on halloween in salem, mass or you’re not going to do that

“I’ve seen the mask of humanity fall from capital”

When absolutely 0 of Biden’s accomplishments have made any kind of news, and we’ve been fed a steady diet of fear and panic for 3 years, no one gets to be shocked when he loses the next election to Donald 2.0.

Posting anything positive about the president here will get you called a capitalist bootlicker.

What do we expect to happen?

Anger sells better. Anger feels better, it feels righteous.

It’s easier to protest against a president you don’t like then to actually remain in charge and keep pushing ahead, even if small, consistent accomplishments are all you receive.