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#rarry incorrect quotes
urstarlitharlot · 2 months
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ron would peel harry an orange btw
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punkharryp0tt3r · 4 months
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Some random day at Hogwarts in the Boys dormitories
Harry, casually folding up his clothes while Ron changes his clothes: *humming peacefully*
Ron: *taking his shirt off, revealing abs that had definitely NOT been there last year*
Harry, staring, red faced: …
Ron: what?
Later that evening
Harry, face buried into a pillow in the Gryffindor common room, blushing: *has been very flustered and has been ranting to Hermione for a hot minute*I mean- since when did he have abs?!
Hermione, reading her book: *trying not to laugh, silently nodding* mhm..
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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months
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ron: on a scale from one to ten, how bad of an idea do you think it would be if we got married?
harry: off the charts. lets do it.
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simsim54 · 2 months
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Ron: I didn't understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Ron: *picks Harry up* Ron: I've only befriended Harry for the duration of a train ride. Ron: But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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itsgrangerweasley · 2 years
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Harry: *does something stupid*
Ron: What an absolute, fucking idiot.
Ron: I can’t believe I’d die for him.
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Harry: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Ron: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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cleansweap · 1 year
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Harry: Of course I care about all my friends equally.
Neville: We were attacked while you were away.
Harry: Is Ron okay???
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theazkabandreamer · 2 years
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Ron: Mum! Mum! Look who turned up during the night!
[Mrs Weasley turns around to see Ron and a sheepish Harry.]
Mrs Weasley: Harry, dear! What are you doing here?
Ron: Can we keep him?
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lumos-solemn · 2 years
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Hermione : Ron isn't answering his phone!
Harry : I'll try.
Ginny : Hermione and I have both tried like a 100 times! What makes you thi-
Harry : Hello Ron? Where you at?
Hermione :
Ginny :
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romqnticstylez · 3 years
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Harry, pointing: May I sit there? Ron: That's my lap Harry: That doesn't answer my question, Ron.
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Harry : Come on, Hermione, no one thinks Ron is my boyfriend.
Hermione, turning to the rest of the gryffindors : Put your hands up if you think Harry and Ron are boyfriends.
Everyone : *raises their hand*
Harry : What the f- RON PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN.
@acciorxses @ronarryswhore @nymphadorathebubba @nannomybeloved @hinnysphoenix
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urstarlitharlot · 1 month
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ronarry but the ron is italian and harry is french
everythings the same in every ronarry fic but every time ron hits on harry hermione says italy is trying to invade france
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punkharryp0tt3r · 5 months
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Ron, drunk: I’m in love with Harry Potter
Ron, drunk: Like he’s just so cute, and amazing, and kind, and funny
Ron, drunk: But you won’t tell him right?
Harry, who is carrying him home: ……I swear I won’t.
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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months
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ron: that's not funny
harry: i thought it was
hermione: you don't count. you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on facebook
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simsim54 · 3 months
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Harry: I’ve never had a friend before, and my relatives don’t like me.
Ron: You are my best friend now. I will take you away from those wretched people and bring you into my family. Then we’ll make more friends and go on adventures together. One day, I will marry you in front of the whole world, and we then we have cute little green-eyed ginger babies and live happily ever after.
Harry: We just met like a minute ago, but sure, I’m in.
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itsgrangerweasley · 2 years
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Harry: Did you and Ron have a fight? 
Hermione: Ron had a fight. I was being perfectly reasonable.
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