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Ron: Hey, Harry, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Harry: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Ron: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Harry: Can't really say I have.
Ron: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Harry: Sorry, Ron. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
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Ron: Bro-
Harry: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Harry: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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Harry: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Ron: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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Harry: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Ron: Peonies, why?
Harry:
Ron: Were you going to get me flowers?
Harry:
Ron:
Harry: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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Ron: Do you want to know your gay name?
Harry: My... my gay name?
Ron: Yeah, it's your first name-
Harry: Haha. Very funny Ron-
Ron: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Harry: Oh- oh my god.
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Ron: We all have our demons.
Ron, grabbing Harry: This one’s mine.
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Ron: Hold on, I can explain!
Harry: Really? Can you now?
Ron: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.
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Sam: oh writing down stuff is nerdy? Then what do you do?
Colby: I just forget stuff, like a cool person
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mf out here collecting dads like pokemons
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i love this
Wait … so Argyle (+El) was trying to get Mike to try pineapple on pizza, trying to get him to see he was fruity…
…and he liked it, so he’s fruity.
But Argyle and El both liked pineapple on pizza too, so … doesn’t this kinda confirm that they are fruity too??
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I want Will Byers to have a Villain Arc but that probably won’t happen but can he at least....Kill someone?
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this
"not everyone can be gay in the 80s" sorry? what? i couldn't hear you. anyways-
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JONATHON IS NONBINARY THEY TOLD ME THEMSELF !!
“it’s the 80s not everyone is gay”
oh yeah, then what’s this
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