the funniest thing about John Mulaney's joke about Bo Burnham being more popular right now because he's seen as less problematic, and that likeability is a prison, is that I can absolutely see Bo making the exact same joke

Big bag of trash? Taken out. Power bill? Finally set on auto-pay. Laptop payment? Paid off. Car repairs? Utterly unscheduled, fuck. All I have to do is the thing, but I keep on not doing the thing instead of doing the thing. It's the interaction of it all. But now that I'm finally looking at the place my therapist recommended in a purely personal suggestion, they do have a shuttle service. So I should probably just get on with my life.

After I clean out my car reasonably well.

I think I have a crush on my co-worker. I don’t freaking remember his name. But he remembers mine

My tactic to discover, I’ll see the name of the classroom he normally teaches and them check at the painel the name of the teacher at this classroom.

It’s not like I’m doing anything about this crush, but I feel bad cause he’s always so nice with me and call me by my name and I just say hi and such and don’t say his name.

Everyone here wears a badge, but his is always turned the other way so obviously I can’t see. I could ask my friend that’s friends with him… but I can’t even say someone has a beautiful hair that he’s shipping me with the person and telling he’s going to tell the person cause the person is also single. While I’m like “just liked the person’s hair…”. So yeah, asking him maybe is not an option.

why isn't this possible?? like, i want to do my homework while i listen to music while i'm laying down in my bed while reading a book my dad gave me while drawing in my sketchbook while eating a banana.

☀️⭐🌙👁️👑

This is the way you are supposed to play this game.

*falls through the ceiling and comes crashing to the ground*

SECRET LIFER DESIGNS BUT THEY ALL HAVE PERSONALIZED LIKE, BOOK HOLSTERS FOR THEIR TASKS THAT THEY GET EACH SESSION

i don’t know why my brain works this way

My page for @sheikahzine; about Impaz's duty to her village, empty of people and full of memories.

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If you ever needed to know the extent of how the I/P conflict is fandomized, there is a popular post going around with a Sailor moon sticker saying Free Palestine and all the comments are talking about how it's their aesthetic and they totally need to buy it

Because this doesn't matter to them, it's just the cool hip and trendy thing

the wildest thing about the scene where Callie and Shauna are at the diner and Callie is literally wearing Jackie's old uniform is that it's the only time we ever see Callie show genuine concern or affection for her mom. so when Callie says "you're SO not fine, you think I can't see that?" it really is like Shauna's dead best friend is reaching through her bratty, shitty, spitting-image-of-Jackie daughter and reminding her just how fucked up and sad and horrible everything about Shauna's life has been since the wilderness

it's like Jackie is almost possessing her (in the very same episode we see Lottie get possessed, no less) just so she can look Shauna in the eye and say: "everything went wrong since you lost me, and no one will ever understand you the way I did, no one will ever get under your skin the way I did, I will never ever stop haunting you, and you will never let me go"

Fuck it, let's make a pinned post.

Hi, I'm Penny.

I'm 29, I'm probably tired, and I'm in my second year of my undergrad studies in environmental studies and history/philosophy/geography/gender studies. It'll probably be a five year degree, I'm kind of a mess. Finally got diagnosed with ADHD when I was 26, I am currently still working to find the right treatment, so weeee medication combination variation. And I started transfemme HRT in February of this year, so it's a time right now. I'm most interested in environmental injustice in American history, but really I use my interest in history as fodder for philosophy and moral outrage, so I'm somewhere spread across a bunch of humanities and sciences. A better historian than I would push "estradiography" as the study of transfeminine history; I'm too distracted to be useful right now.

Damn, what else do I put here? I'm building a synthesizer, probably going to start posting some clips here when I'm recording properly. I have two cats, Egg and Dewey, the former of which was named such well before I accepted myself as transgender.

I don't know, my asks are open. Anons are on, don't be a dick? Or do? I can't stop you, but I'm pretty sure I can block you. Guess I'll add tags here as I start to remember them.

“the point of kintsugi is to treat broken pieces and their repair as part of the history of an object”

David Mitchell // Hanif Abdurraqib // photo by @lakevida // @ashstfu // tiktok comment by @/muddafrigga // Miranda July // Pete Wentz // @jovialtorchlight // caption from Penny Reid [x]

The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"

A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud

the brainrot won

Ik there are usamericans following me I have a question for yall , what the fuck do y'all even eat . Like . The typical huge greasy American breakfast has to be an exaggeration but I really can't think of meals that don't contain stuff exclusive to my country and do you guys even have that honestly