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haknom · 1 year

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bad news! 🎙️ — park sunghoon

— synopsis: mr. ling has been nagging sunghoon to join a club, something about meeting the needed credits to graduate—of course, he wasn’t close at all. since he didn’t have any club in mind, his teacher recommended that he’d join the broadcasting club, despite the low chance of being accepted. but sunghoon was accepted not long after he applied, surprisingly. the bad news is, he wasn’t expecting to see a certain someone. jeon y/n, decelis’ top grade student, and sunghoon’s next target.

— pairing: heartbreaker!sunghoon x gn!reader x second-lead!soobin (ft. enhypen, chaewon from le sserafim, jo yuri as yejun, vernon from svt, jaemin from nct, eric from tbz, chaehyun and bahiyyih from kep1er, and soobin from txt, mentions of minho from skz).

— warnings: swearing, random time stamps, a lot of friendly bullying, mentions of taking photos without consent, mentions of being psycho, soobin is very dense, yejun and minho are half siblings, more will be added!

— note: ending the year with my first smau! not sure how to feel abt it but i’m still excited!! stream bad news by tempest that’s what gave me this idea + live on kdrama!! it’s so good :( here’s a playlist too!

— current status: completed! started: jan 8th 2023 — mar 9th 2023.

TAGLIST IS CLOSED! 📻

profiles: profiles 1 / profiles 2 / profiles 3

01 — felt #excluded 💔

02 — bleach my eyes out

03 — ty princessparkle9 🤭💗

04 — u hate jimin? 🙁🙁 (written + smau)

05 — feelings r mutual 👍

06 — good stutter (written + smau)

bonus — sun-sunghoon

07 — had one job 🤗

08 — funny 😕

09 — give up the bet. (written + smau)

10 — 66% IS CRAZY

11 — welcome to ditto! (written + smau)

12 — That’s quite harsh

13 — so i’m famous? 🤭

14 — Um Lol What!

15 — okay toxicity 😟

16 — #SPEAKUP (written + smau)

17 — get well soon minjeong!

18 — i like you (written)

19 — y’all what’s happening to me 😂😂😂

20 — 🤡🤡🤡🤡

21 — the principals office <3

22 — pinterest boy era (written + smau)

23 — are you dense? (written)

24 — friends? 😅

25 — my fave ship (written + smau)

26 — not dating Yet

27 — bet = failed (written + smau)

28 — WRONG ACC

bonus — you’re gross 🤢

29 — in my lovesick arc 😓💔 (written + smau)

epilogue — the talent show

special chapters

31 — chaeric When?

32 — jungwon and his ipad (OLD BAD NEWS)

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hooked-on-elvis · 5 months

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[STORY TIME] 🤢🍹 DRUNK ELVIS (1968)

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Story told by Charlie Hodge.

Next to him are Joe Esposito and Larry Geller. All men, Memphis Mafia. You can hear the story on the video above, if you prefer, or you can scroll down and read it (Charlie is the way to go, press the play button). But before the story, just wanted to say: Charlie was so funny! The "huey" joke! LOL! I adore him. ♥ Rest in peace, sweet Charlie, also Joe. God bless your souls.

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[STORY TIME] 🍹

Well, as we know, Elvis was not a drinker. Hardly he'd get interested a few drinks, but that's the thing: when a person like that drinks and gets carried away, he goes all the way, not knowing his own safe limits; in reality it doesn't take that much alcohol to make 'em tipsy. As any person who didn't drink often, Elvis' tolerance for alcohol was very low - taking from the stories told over the years. Sometimes disasters happen when one not used to drink have too much drinking, other times just funny things take place. Charlie is talking about one of those moments for Elvis, a funny one.

According to Hodge, he and the guys (Memphis Mafia) were with Elvis in Palm Springs, on set while he was filming a movie during the 60's. Charlie recalls it as being 'Live A Little, Love a Little' — for which filming began on March 13th, with principal photography ending in May 1st, 1968, so that story happened in early 1968.

Elvis and Michele Carey on scene from 'Live A Little, Love A Little" (1968)

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Charlie says Elvis was filming one of the scenes he's in the sea, when he complained the water was too cold. He then asked his guys if they happen to have anything to drink, so could use the liquor to help keeping his body warm while he was filming that sea scene. They didn't have any, so they sent Charlie to buy some. Charlie bought a peach brandy and rum, so he came back with it and Elvis drank it... but it turns out he liked the peach liquor, a little too much.

Normally people who don't drink they go ease with sweet tasting liquor and they don't stop drinking, simply because don't feel getting drunk... until they are hammered. This happened to poor Elvis a few times.

When he finished the one peach brandy drink he had, on their way home after shooting day was over, Charlie mentions how Elvis was already slurred speech/swaying drunk but he said he liked the drink and wanted to go buy some more. The guys stopped by a liquor store. There, silly Elvis enters the store and absentminded goes walking around, calmly checking the options as if nothing was happening around, while "poor Joe", as Charlie says, was desperate to get him back in the car, in fear some mob took place if people found out Elvis was there.

Well, they got home safely after all, and El had all the drinks he wanted until everybody heads to their own bedrooms. Charlie says Elvis was wearing his blue nylon jammies and, he jokes about it, saying all the guys too were wearing blue nylon jammies that night, actually; in his words, "because we figured, if Elvis looks good in blue nylon jammies, we do too!" 😆

Scene from 'Live a Little, Love a Little' (1968)

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Shortly after, Joe Esposito hears a knock on his bedroom door. He opens the door and sees Elvis standing two-hands leaned against Joe's bedroom door frames, ill looking (clearly sick from the drinking).

El looked at Joe and said,

"Joe, I'm dying."

Esposito tried to calm him down, telling him he was alright and he should go back to his bedroom and just lay down and sleep, but Elvis ignored.

"Call daddy" (Vernon)", he said to Joe.

"Tell him to sell Graceland. He doesn't need that big old place... and sell all the cars, he don't need them too."

Joe continued trying to calm Elvis down, ignoring the nonsense the man was saying, but El (as any good wasted person who thinks he's in perfect clear estate of mind), insisted,

"I'm not kidding, I'm dying!"

Finally Joe got to send Elvis went back to his own bedroom, but soon EP was back repeating the same things. "I'm dying." According to Charlie, this went on for about three times. On the third time, as soon as Elvis said, "I'm dying" again, he threw up right in front of Joe. 🤢

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Can you picture drunk Elvis? (LOL) Those little anecdotes of Elvis Presley's life are just so fun to hear about! That bring him closer to us, making that god-like looking man feel like any friend of ours, or even ourselves. I love hearing those "hammered Elvis" stories, don't you?

Elvis in scene from "Wild In The Country" (1961)

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What kind of drunk person you think our sweet El was?

I think he would get extra affectionate, mellow and even needy, which makes me crave to be right there with him. ♥

#elvis #hammered elvis #elvis drunk stories #elvis presley #memphis mafia #charlie hodge #joe esposito #larry geller #60s elvis

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blueiskewl · 1 month

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George Washington's 250-Year-Old Cherries Found Buried at Mount Vernon

Archaeologists found something incredibly rare in the cellar of George Washington's home at Mount Vernon: Two intact jars of cherries buried in the basement of the first U.S. president's house.

Nick Beard, project archeologist at Mount Vernon, said on Tuesday that he had been excavating the basement "for quite a while" when he saw the lip of one of the jars in November.

When the bottle started to peek out from the earth, he proceeded carefully but said he didn't think it would turn out to be anything out of the ordinary, adding that it's common to find wine bottles and glasses at the site about 15 miles south of Washington, D.C.

In fact, Beard stepped away from the bottles to help on a more immediate project. Only when he returned several weeks later did he realize what he discovered.

As he worked, more and more glass became exposed. He tried to wiggle the glass out of its resting place, but when he did his fingers got a little wet.

That's when he noticed whatever he was working on was full of liquid.

"Which means if it's that full of liquid then it has to be intact enough to hold that liquid," said Beard. "That's not common, so that immediately got me excited."

Uncovered jars reveal centuries-old cherries

When Beard further revealed the jars, he called other archeologists to come check his findings.

The jars were fully excavated on March 22. The cherries were removed from the bottles to help preserve the glass, but after April 30, the glass will be sent off for conservation. Its contents will be sent to a lab for analysis and be tested in a controlled environment by specialists, according to a press release from Mount Vernon.

"It's extraordinary," Jason Boroughs, principal archaeologist at Mount Vernon, saying something similar has only happened twice in Virginia in the past six decades:

The latest discovery is a part of the privately funded $40 million Mansion Revitalization Project at Mount Vernon.

What was in the jar?

Beard and Boroughs said that cherries and a mystery liquid were found in the jar. And the cherries, Boroughs said, actually look like cherries, even after hundreds of years.

"They're plump, they have flesh, they have pits and stems," Boroughs said. "They don't look as if they've been sitting in a bottle for 250 years, although they have."

The liquid inside even smelled like cherry blossoms, according to Mount Vernon.

The cherries in the bottles were probably dry when they were buried, Boroughs said.

While the archeologists know what the cherries are, the liquid is still a bit of a mystery.

Lily Carhart, curator of the preservation collections at Mount Vernon, said it's possible the groundwater got into the bottle after the cork that sealed it deteriorated.

The liquid still needs to be tested, Boroughs said. And there is a small possibility it could've been a type of alcohol, like a brandy or cognac.

Why were the cherries buried?

Enslaved laborers picked the cherries, wiped them off to avoid condensation and placed them into the jar. Then, that jar was corked and buried sometime between 1758 and 1776, when both George and Martha Washington were living at the home, according to Boroughs.

He added that the method would've kept the fruit inside the bottle preserved for up to a year. It was one of the most popular ways to preserve berries and its how folks in colonial America preserved food before there were refrigerators.

"It pretty much keeps them isolated and sealed from the atmosphere, from air and from fungus and other things that could attack" he said.

According to Boroughs, the cherries were supposed to be served on George Washington's dinner table, but instead were forgotten and buried under a brick floor that was placed in the 1770s, sealing its fate as a sort of a "time capsule."

Can you still eat the cherries?

"You would not want to put that close to your face," Carhart said about the cherries.

Boroughs said that it could actually be possible to eat them, but "nobody wants to try."

Why is this discovery significant?

Boroughs said the discovery is remarkable because he "can't count the number of times 18th-century food remains have been found intact" the way the cherries were.

"We're the first people to touch these objects since they were put in the ground by an enslaved person," Boroughs said.

While the discovery itself is incredible, the archeologist said the stories that can be uncovered from it are just as amazing.

"We think of these items sort of as the material bits of lives that we can recover from the ground," Boroughs said. "These bottles tell stories. They're attached to people who had real lives and if we know how to put the pieces together, we can piece together something about their lives."

Beard added that it feels "surreal" to have such an "immediate connection with the people that lived back then."

By Julia Gomez.

#George Washington's 250-Year-Old Cherries Found Buried at Mount Vernon #Mount Vernon #George Washington #ancient artifacts #archeology #archeolgst #history #history news

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daegutowns · 8 months

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seventeen as mean girls, a concept

i just think seventeen has enough flair and drama to be pulling off the entire cast of the mean girls movie

BSS as the plastics

seungkwan: regina george. he has all the flair and he wants all the drama. that’s HIS burn book! he fits the description perfectly, since he’s fabulous but evil.

“get in loser. we’re going shopping.”

also the idea that seungkwan would be the person to

“you can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy—“ [gets hit by a bus]

it just fits

hoshi: gretchen. his dad invented toaster strudel. tiger flavor. doesn’t even have to make sense bc he’s so rich. hoshi’s hair is so big bc it’s full of secrets

“gretchen, stop trying to make horanghae fetch happen. it’s not going to happen!”

deekay: karen. who else would hold their boobs and tell the weather??? *holds* it’s sunny. and it works every time. it’s like he has espn or something

“do you wanna do something fun? do you wanna go to taco bell?”

honestly cady would probably be dino, but the possibly of vernon being cady is just too funny to pass up.

vernon: im from africa

deekay: so if ur from africa… then why are u white

hoshi: oh my god dk… u can’t just ask people why they’re white

vernon: cady. a very funny twist on the new girl from africa. like wdym you don’t wear a whole zombie bride costume to the slutty halloween party?

the only thing historically accurate about dino being cady would be the beef between her and regina (seungkwan), but that’s just semantics

(plus the comedic value of having vernon as cady far outweighs the realistic plot benefits of dino as cady)

jeonghan: regina’s mom. “you’re doing great sweetie!” like who else would encourage all of seungkwan’s bad habits so naturally? just one camcorder video at a time… also gets his tits chewed off by a chihuahua #rip

joshua: aaron samuels. absolutely heartthrob. aaron literally is just smart and sporty but also lives with his mom and spends most of his time helping her at home. this is literally just josh. our fav church oppa

jun: janis. just the chic cool vibes. just like a very cute and lovely janis. also lesbian

mingyu: damian. too gay to function? yeah, that’s him. he will never defeat the gay allegations. and he wants his pink shirt back!!! he wants his pink shirt back!!!!!!

seungcheol: glen coco. just received 4 candy canes from santa!damian (mingyu) for doing absolutely nothing. you go glen coco!

also seungcheol: ms. norbury — but only because he would probably escalate the situation instead of diffusing it.

woozi: mr. duvall (the principal) bc his main trait is having a crush on ms. norbury and being anti-slut/whore-shaming. also has carpal tunnel syndrome??? so on-brand

more but just for shits and giggles:

also mingyu: jason. bc ofc he and gretchen (hoshi) would have a rocky relationship

mingyu: is your muffin buttered?

vernon: what

mingyu: would u like us to assign someone that will butter your biscuit

vernon: my what.

seungkwan: is he bothering you? mingyu why are you such a skeez?

hoshi: you were supposed to call me last night

bc the mingyu x hoshi beef will still continue into the mean girls universe

minghao as the lady who tells regina (seungkwan) her dress doesn’t fit and she needs to go to a different store → “u should try sears☺️”

wonwoo as regina’s dad that comes out only once and it’s him crying at regina’s halloween costume

dino as the bus driver that hits regina george (seungkwan)

everything about this to me is so funny

#daegutowns #svt as mean girls #seungkwan is regina george #dk is karen #hoshi is gretchen #everything about this is insane #svt mean girls au #svt crack

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crazyf0rswayze · 9 months

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can you do oneshot of andrew clark x reader but bender keeps pestering you?

This turned out to be more like John saying names but whatever right?

Andrew x Fem!Reader: Teary Eyed Kisses

can you do oneshot of andrew clark x reader but bender keeps pestering you?

Warnings: cursing, crying, yelling, fighting (verbal and physical) lmk if I missed anything

Y/N POV

It had always been this way, and I mean even when Andy and I were just friends. Bender would come around and tease us, call us, as a couple, dumb little names, call us individual names, instead of ones meant for both of us.

"Oh look it's Mr.Lover boy!!" he would yell in the hallways often.

Obviously it would make Andrew mad, let's be honest we all know about his insanely short temper. I had to keep him calm and make sure he didn't beat the shit out of John on multiple occasions. But I guess my attempts this time around weren't enough.

"Shut you fucking mouth Bender" Andrew yelled in John's face as John was pinned against a row of lockers. Gasp were heard through out the big crowd of people. Hands over mouths, and people leaning against lockers with their arms crossed, looking like they're ready to join. Andy's hands held a tight grip on John's leather jacket he always wore. Bender stood there with the grin of an asshole pasted on his face. He got what he wanted. He got Andrew to start a fight, he got Andy mad. Bender lifted his hands up near his head in 'surrender'.

"C'mon let's go" Andy says after pushing through to crowd and grabbing my arm lightly. Bender grabs the back of Andrew's collar and pulls him back, turning him around and landing his fist directly on Andrew's jaw. Andrew turns his head to the side, his jaw dropped in utter shock.

"You asked for it motherfucker" Andy whispers pushing John back into the lockers, hard. He lands punches on Benders jaw, eye, stomach, ribs...everywhere.

"ANDREW STOP IT!!!" I yell from the back of the crowd. Brian runs to the hallway where the fight was. He was the only person not trapped by people who wanted to watch. I mouthed at him to get help. He jogs down the hall way, heading toward the principal's office. Before he could come back with Mr. Vernon, a teacher came into the hallway to see Andrew on the floor with his arms protecting his face, and Bender on top of him throwing punch after punch to Andrews torso. My hands were over my mouth in utter shock of what was happening.

"JOHN BENDER!!!" the teacher yells. John looks back at the teacher, running his fingers through his hair.

"You're so damn lucky Clark" I hear him say before standing up. Just as the teacher grabs onto John's arm, Mr.Vernon comes into the hallway. He knocks his head back and rolls his eyes.

"Bender and Clark....I should have known." He says looking back down.

"Clark! Come on. We're going to my office. Everyone else!! Get back to class!" he commands. Andrew slowly gets up, and limps over to Mr. Vernon. I felt tears prick my eyes. Yea, it was Andrew's fault the fight happened but I didn't like to see him hurt.

ANDREW'S POV

I was in Mr. Vernon's office sitting beside John, with an ice pack pressed up against my stomach.

"Who started it" Mr.Vernon asks. He's sitting in his chair, and he has his fingers laced between each other. He mad it look like some sort of business meeting. A thousand thoughts were going through my head, one of them being how mad Y/n was going to be and how mad my dad would be.

"I did." I say looking down at my bouncing leg. I was scared to say the least.

"No I did." Bender said.

"No you didn't. I pinned you up against the locker and yelled in your face. It's my fault Mr. V. Just give me the damn detention and let John go" I say looking at John as I talked to him, and looking to Mr. Vernon as I admitted my faults.

"You both are getting detention, because I found Bender on top of you throwing and insane amount of punches, and you Clark, will receive detention for starting a fight. And to add on Ms. Y/l/n told me that Bender was calling you two names so, that's another reason to give Bender detention" Mr.Vernon rambles. Bender lets out a noise that was between an annoyed scoff and an airy laugh.

"You guys can leave. I'll see you tomorrow" Mr. Vernon stand up and opens the door for us. Once we were a little ways down the hall Bender breaks the silence between us.

"I can't believe your fucking girlfriend tattled on me. It wasn't even a big deal" He says. I stop dead in my tracks and face him

"Don't talk about her like that. You were bothering both of us and you know it. If I have to I'll start another fight and I'll beat the shit out of you. You don't get to talk about her like that" I say. I walk away from him quickly, and I hear him scoff.

TIME SKIP TO THE NEXT DAY-SATURDAY

Y/N POV

"Hey And- oh my god!! Your eye!" I say as I step closer to Andrew.

"It doesn't hurt anymore hun. Don't worry." He says looking at me with a small smile.

"If you start another fight you get no cuddles for two weeks" I say as I head towards the school.

"Aw come on! That's not fair! And also, why are you here for detention?" And says as he jogs up next to me, opening up the door for me

"Fell asleep in class" I say as I walk into the school. Andy walks in and stands beside me. The bruise was a brown color, and it didn't look bad. But I knew that when I came to his house tonight and saw his shirtless body tears would prick my eyes as the other bruises get revealed. Andy looks at me as I stare at his bruise. He cups my face with his hands, and kisses me passionately.

"I'm fine sweet heart...I promise" He says after our lips leave each other. He looks deep into my eyes biting his lip.

"Move love birds. This isn't some movie, the world doesn't revolve around you" Bender says walking between us, and going down the hall to the library.

"Asshole" Andrew says grabbing my hand and walking down the hallway with me. We reach the library and we sit where we usually sit, at the front of the room. As soon as we sit down, I lean my head to the left, and rest it on Andrew's shoulder.

"Love biiirrrddssss" John says looking innocently at the ceiling as if he wasn't teasing us.

"Shut your mouth Bender" Claire says as she walks in and sits beside him.

"I'm still so surprised that they're together after how horrible he was to her" I whisper in Andy's ear.

"You don't get to judge our relationship Y/n" Claire says. I whip my head around to look at her.

"Then tell your asshole of a boyfriend to stop talking about ours because quite frankly I'm fed up with his bullshit" I spit out quickly before looking forward with my arms crosses, and my cheek between my teeth, with regret of how I acted. I hear Claire scoff from behind me.

"Let it go. She just mad and she's annoying. Don't let it get to you." Bender says wrapping an arm around Claire. I open my mouth to say something but Mr.Vernon walks in.

"I want you guys to write about why your here and why you won't do what you did ever again! Especially Bender and Clark, that was outrageous." Mr.Vernon spat out. He places blank pieces of paper in front of us all and then walks out of the room.

"Stupid kids" He whispers as he walks out. I let out a sound between a snort and a laugh and put my head on the desk.

"Hey Brian, why are you here again" I ask turning to look at him, draping my arm over my chair.

"I threw a basket ball at some kid in gym. Stupid right" He says scoffing

"That's so dumb!" I say giggling a little. I turn around and face the front. Andrew wraps an arm around my shoulder and rubs my arm up and down.

"Mr and Msssss" John whispers, doing that dumb thing where he looks at the ceiling innocently. Claire looks down and laughs, covering her mouth

"Sorry" she says. I look back at them

"You know Claire, I remember when we were friends, and I remember when you were kind and cared about others feelings" I say. I was standing by now..

"And I remember when Andy and I were still just friends and I told you I liked him and you were happy. And now you laugh at Bender's cruel jokes and annoying names and remarks....you are a horrible person and I can't believe that you are" I finish with tears threatening to fall from my eyes and trickle down my cheeks.

"If it weren't for John we could still be friends, but no. Because you participate and encourage his cruelness...and I can't believe it. We let a boy get between us and now there's no going back. I really wish I didn't have to say all that but I did....I just had to" I say turning around and calmly walking out of the library praying Mr.Vernon wouldn't notice. I hear footsteps behind me and I purse my lips together hoping and praying it wasn't Mr.V. I turn to see Claire standing there with Andrew not too far behind her, but she didn't know he was there

"I-I'm sorry....I'm sorry but I love him but I love you too. I can't lose you." She whispered. I looked and saw the tears that had stained her cheeks

"Well if you don't start correcting him, and stop egging him on then you'll lost me for forever. It hurts remembering how we used to be, and it hurts me, and Andy, and our relationship to hear what he says. He has said horrible things that you haven't heard and either way I don't understand how you've stuck with him! Because he was horrible to you and you kissed him! You initiated the entire relationship and I will never understand why!!" I ramble throwing my hands in the air. Tears were falling out of my eyes one after another as we stood there, with no more words to say.

"He's nice to me...he just...I don't know he lets his guard down" Claire says

"Sometimes I don't care...he's such an ass and you need to start correcting him because I'm so sick and tired of it and I know Andrew is as well."

"I-I will" she says.

"Good" I say. By now everyone was out in the hall watching like it was some movie

"I need a minute" I say before turning around and heading towards the bathroom. Andy, who was at the back of the group somehow, pushed his was through and followed me.

"Andrew I said I need a minute." I say without looking at him. I knew it was him because no one else would dare to come after me.

"But you can get in trouble"

"It can't get worse Andrew. This day is bad enough, getting in trouble won't hurt and who is he to say that I'm not allowed to use the bathroom." I say as I continue to walk.

"Fine...but I'm going back if you don't want me here" He says as I hear him turn around.

"Good" I whisper. I get to the bathroom and go to the big stall, and sit in the far corner. I tuck my knees to my chest and my arms wrap around my knees. I rest my head in my arms and just let the tears flow. I hadn't cried in a while so I guess this was good. I hear footsteps enter the bathroom. I see Andy's shoes and I watch a they get closer to me.

"You should've known I wasn't gonna leave." He says as he slides down the wall to sit next to me. He slowly drapes and arm over my shoulder and rubs my arm with his thumb.

"I'm not sure if you're allowed in here" I say with my face still buried in my arms

"So what" He says. I let out an airy chuckle and twist my head so the side is resting on my arms and I'm looking at Andy's pretty face.

"Oh honey" he says, putting a small pout on his pretty, pink lips. I chuckle a little.

"I'm ok. I guess this is good because I haven't cried in a while" I say, lifting my head from my arms and looking up at the ceiling. Andy's hand reaches up to my cheek, and makes me look at him. His other hand reaches up and whips his thumbs under my eyes, cleaning off the wasted mascara. He wipes the black make up on his blue jeans leaving a small mark. I look at the mark and pout

"It'll come out in the wash, who cares right?" He says before kissing my lips. Our tongues explore each other's mouths. Andrew reaches his hands up to cup my cheeks, deepening the kiss. We both spent a few hours in there, talking, kissing and then we roamed the halls a little. We went back to the library for the last 4 hours of detention. When we walked in Bender had a smirk on his face and he opened his mouth to tease us but I saw Claire step on his foot and purse her lips together looking at him

"Sorry" he whispered. Andy and I went to sit all the way in the back together. And we all spent the last 4 hours joking around and talking. Bender didn't really talk to Andrew or me unless he was answering a group question we asked. None of us bothered to write the paper we were supposed to do, minus Brian. He wrote for all of us again.

#andrew clark #andrew clark x reader #andrew clark x fem!reader #the breakfast club #80s movies #80s #movies #romance #kisses #kks writings

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formulawonu · 1 year

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hi!! Just wanted to say that i love ur writings!! and is it okay if u do svt as highschool roles if possible? ty!

seventeen & high school

a/n: hiii thank u so much <3 i'm glad u enjoy them!! 🙈 this was so fun to think of ahahaha what do u all think who would u guys be

seungcheol: the bad guy. even he doesn’t know he ended up with the stereotype but it stuck - what can he do? is actually really nice. probably smokes at the back of school during lunch with vernon lmao

jeonghan: the smart kid that does give their notes to you. believes in the power of collaboration. tests are a stupid way to measure one’s intelligence anyway

joshua: the nice guy. gets along with literally everyone. even the people you don’t want to mess with love him. has a million people saying hi to him when he walks through the hallways. good for him

junhui: the floater. i actually had a hard time thinking about this bec he could literally be anything and anyone he wants to be. floats around and sits in different lunch tables every other day. everyone accepts him

hoshi: the school mascot. dont get him wrong he could 100% be part of any of the school’s teams but his joy is in half-time shows performing for the crowd and hyping them up. 100% gets competitive when the other school’s mascot shows up

wonwoo: the smart kid that does not give their notes to you. believes in the power of LEARNING by putting in the honest work. amen sir

woozi: the band geek. always bopping his head and drumming his fingers on whatever surface is in front of him (even without earphones on). people wonder what music he’s listening to in his head

minghao: the art hoe. oh u think he’s taking notes down during class? ur funny he’s actually drawing the sunlight leaking in through the classroom windows

mingyu: The Golden Boy™️. everyone loves him. everyone has a crush on him. the principal has a crush on him. people from other schools have a crush on him. no further comments from me

seokmin: RESIDENT THEATRE KID. LITERALLY FIGHT ME ON THIS.

seungkwan: student body president. part of multiple clubs. always running from meeting to meeting trying to put things together. ~he wants to leave a legacy~ please tell him to rest

vernon: that one quiet kid that always has headphones on and ends up getting caught for vaping. idek 😭 100% friends with cheol

dino: he’s THE class clown. and he didn’t choose to be it nor does he want to be it. but he’s naturally funny and everyone loves him. pls take him seriously actually

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you know what fuck you !!!!(wats the point of anonymity if its gone already *sigh*) i present you Adrian Lee

no body knows what he does he can be seen taking the music class early in the morning and also the advanced mathematics class too every one is equally in the dark as to what he does (architecture major!!) talks to alexender sometimes and will never use his nick names exception being only when he is drunk. everyone thinks he is very smart and bro is smart like why does he know bernauli's principal even tho he has nothing to do with advanced phy ?? is secretly an otaku has a mikasa body pillow back in his house that he adores but never brought it in the dorms cuz he is v embarrassed tundere bitch will never accept he is in love with you but will do anything and everything for you like watch notebook and twilight with you (personal opinion both r shit)

prides himself for the movies he watches and will give you a thorough analysis of the movies only guy who understands vernons movie taste and needs to have a movie night every friday and during this time he slowly with extreme calculation tries to manipulate you into giving up on those shitty movies you watch and make your movie palate better bro knows 5 languages korean chinese english french and italian and his goal in life is to learn greman and russian cuz you told him you wanna learn them and he wants to be so good that he can teach you them bro is so smart that he finds faults and fixes your assignments even though you both have very different majors once took an iq test and it came out as 150!!! oh did i tell you he also has a secret soundcloud acc and he produces songs too goes by the stage name ryan bro has a pretty good side hustle which gives him damn good money prolly is the richest in the group

has a pretty few good popular songs under his belt also helps the theatre kids with their songs for their musicals will talk about politics and importance of performance arts in politics (dk doesnt understand shit but he listens) did i mention that he hates anyone who is not his friends group is universally knows as the groups misandrist like bro is filled with so much hatred that he fulfills the group's quota!! so imagine everyones shock when he gets a girl to dote upon and plus he has to be the first guy who introduces a girl to the group claims that he doesnt give a fuck about their opinion (he does) would slowly stop talking to you if they didnt like you plus absolutely hates introducing you to the group cuz like what if one of them take you away from him but realizes that if you are with him you will hate anyother guy cuz he is just one of a kind and his group of frnds is too stupid to snatch you away from him but now 1 prob what will he address you as cuz like he is head over heels for you but cant say that to you plus his frnds pester him about your relationship and now he is scared is secretly the most most romantic person in the whole world has written atleast 10 songs about you all stored in his hard disk but will never let you know is always stuck by your side cuz you are comfy ??? will feed you and buy you cloths ... like bro where is the money flowing from (you dont know about his side business although you know he makes music but dont know he sells them) will never pay during the friends dinners cuz like they dont deserve his money for stuffing their faces like cows (mannerless brutes dont get his hard earned money wasted on them) but if one of them get hospitalized or for any emergency related to money will not even think twice before giving his money sponsored dk first acting gig 🫡 they want to return his money but he is like its chill and pretends to not know what they r talking about to they give up defo goes out of his ways to help his frnds at any situation will also lent an ear if they want him to but sucks at giving advice will just buy them icecream the next day absolutely loves his friends to death too!!

will take your pics at any given point of the day (has 15 diff folders with only your pics)

yes he payed for it

will defo help you for finals and still score full in his subs

did i mention u have been soft launched in his insta too

was pulled out of his cave to be taken to the hangout bro whined the whole way and claimed to hate it but loved it in reality -and my rant ends here

fuck me???

actually..... just read the whole thing.....

yeah fuck me that shit was so good 🤞🏼😔

im laughing at the first guy to introduce a girl into the group bc actually probably yeah LENWMFME

#love u guys takes omg this was so good bestie omgg #spamasks

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new-hickory · 2 months

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Robert Downey Jr., Anthony Michael Hall and Uma Thurman behind the scenes of the 1988 comedy Johnny Be Good

Paul Gleason, best known for playing Asst. Principal Richard Vernon as Hall’s co-star in The Breakfast Club, also appears in the movie

#80s #movies #cinema #robert downey jr #uma thurman #anthony michael hall

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ace-of-d1am0nds · 7 months

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john bender, claire standish, and the question of who's in charge

i got TWO people who wanted this so its happeningggggg

john bender and claire standish are, in essence, the same person. hold on. just hear me out.

almost everyone knows that john uses his power to control everyone in the scene at all times. there are interviews with molly ringwald talking about how bender is written in the script to be "the only one who doesn't smoke pot" (paraphrasing) to try to control the scene, to loosen up everyone around him. whats more important than even this, though, is the way john chooses to share information about himself to the breakfast club and more importantly when. notably, he never actually introduces himself. he is asked his name; he deflects. we only first hear it when principal vernon scolds him with it. he also doesn't reveal what he is in for, again until vernon outs this information about him.

now claire volunteers her name willingly, but she never actually tells the group whats on her "rap sheet". she is already labeled as a princess throughout the course of the film and to give this piece to bender would be to give him more ammunition to hold over her, just as he did with the concept of her virginity. of course this is one of the most prominent power struggles between these two characters.

before i go back to the concept of the breakfast club's virginal status i think its really important to note that not only are claire and bender vying for power within their relationship, they also take turns holding power over the group as a whole. bender and claire control the mood of this group. if they want them to be serious, the room is silent. if they make a joke, everyone laughs. these interactions change throughout the film, with claire even taking up one of bender's techniques (brutal honesty) from the first half hour. but most importantly these exertions of control are bender and claire trying to outdo one another.

now back to the concept of claire's virginity. im sure i could a whole other shpiel about the conversations between the two of them about their sexual conquests. but that's not what im after. from the beginning, we know john wants to bang claire and that he is almost positive she wants the same. claire, however, does not share her virginal status until she is peer pressured to. bender is not the one who prompted it, and yet he is the only one she addresses when she blurts it out. just as bender only reveals his book of girls when just the two of them sidebar.

im sure bender would be horrified if he ever read this essay, stating- no demanding that she never compare herself to him again. but to be so honest he just doesn't want to admit that im right.

everything the two of these do throughout the course of this film is to prove to the other that they have the upper hand. and its why they're perfect for each other.

the pies de resistance is their last few scenes together. claire goes into the supply closet, her move. he suggests the perfect way to get back at her parents, he plays. she kisses him first, saying she knew he wouldn't have. she gives him the earring, laying the nail in the coffin. he kisses her for just a second too long. she panics. runs away. he walks away thinking he's won. fist in the air, roll credits...

#this was so much longer than i set out for it to be #it also wasn't what i first intended for it to be about #it just kind of happened #the breakfast club #john bender #claire standish

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Convenient Definitions - PREVIEW

Eddie Munson x Reader

A/N: This fic is inspired by The Breakfast Club! I was watching it and got inspired to write this story. And I’m aware that The Breakfast Club takes place in 1976 but the movie was released in 1985 so it kinda fits. This is a small clip of the story so far so let me know if I should continue! SPOILERS FOR THE BREAKFAST CLUB!!

Characters: Eddie Munson (Stranger Things) and Mr. Vernon (The Breakfast Club)

Warnings: John Bender!Eddie Munson (is that a thing? I’m making it a thing), grammar mistakes, this a rough draft so be nice!

Summary: Having detention on a Saturday wasn't your idea of a fun weekend. Even more when Eddie "The Freak" Munson practically lived there. But you're determined to make the most of it…

This can't be happening.

Detention? On a Saturday? Glaring up at the school, you groaned and cursed to yourself as you marched up to the doors of Hawkins High. The cold air rushed around you and you hurried quickly into the building to escape it. Glancing down at the hallway, you took notice of the dark locked classrooms as you made your way to the library. The library was where detention was held, being told to report there at 6 am when you received your detention notice. Of course, you've been to the library lots of times but never like this. Hell, it wasn't even technically your fault you had detention. It's not your fault Mrs. Perkins' class was on the other side of the school. You practically had to run a marathon just to make it before the bell and the one time you were a few seconds late, landed your butt in the principal's office.

Your parents weren't too happy about you having detention but since this was the first time, they weren't too harsh with grounding you.

Entering the library, you were surprised to see that you were the first student to arrive. You made a quick sweep of the place before looking into the office to see that Mr. Vernon was indeed here. Detention was held by Mr. Vernon, an older man who hated every student, including the nerds who did well in his class. You couldn't get on his good side because he simply didn't have one. You groaned at the mere thought of his bad attitude and simply grabbed a seat, ready to spend the day in that chair. As soon as you sat down, the door flew open, causing you to look up at the sudden disturbance: Eddie Munson.

Eddie looked just as happy as you were and it didn't take long for him to find a seat at one of the other tables. Propping his feet up in the other seat, he made himself comfortable as if he had done this a thousand times. Mr. Vernon walked in, the angry scowl permanently fixed on his face as he eyed both of you. Mr. Vernon stood in the center of the room, making himself seem bigger as he prepared to bark rules at the two of you. “It is now 7:06,” taking a glance at his watch. “You have exactly eight hours and 54 minutes to think about why you’re here. Ponder the error of your ways. You may not talk. You will not move from these seats. And you-” Mr. Vernon paused, snatching the chair that Eddie was using to rest his feet, Eddie glaring at him in response.

“Will not sleep. Is that clear, Mr. Munson?”

“Crystal.”

“Good. Maybe you’ll learn a little something about yourself. My office is right across that hall. Any monkey business is ill-advised. Any questions?” There was a moment of silence when both didn’t speak up. Eight hours? Sitting here in this dusty library with nothing to do? You knew that it was detention and it was supposed to be a punishment but were they really expecting you to just sit here? You sighed and slumped down into your seat as Mr. Vernon left, leaving you and Eddie to your punishment. “That man,” Eddie spoke up. “Is a brownie hound.” Silence fell through the library and you really, really started to hate this punishment. You decided right there that this wasn’t worth it. After all, who willingly spends their free time like this? You glanced up and took a peak at Eddie who had propped his feet on the table when Mr. Vernon took his chair. You never really spoke to him, people said he was dangerous. Hell, this was the first time you actually got a good look at him.

“I can feel you looking at me, you know?” Eddie announced and you quickly averted your gaze, embarrassed with yourself. “Sorry.” You spoke softly as Eddie turned in his seat to face you. Eddie looked you up and down as if he was studying you. You fidgeted in your seat under his gaze and looked anywhere else besides him.

“So…what are you in for?” Eddie asked, however you refused to give into his antics. Talking wasn’t allowed and you weren’t exactly liking the idea of Mr. Vernon coming back in to give you another detention notice. Eddie noticed your lack of response but that didn’t stop him. In fact, it only egged him on and he quickly tapped his fingers on the desk before jumping up from his seat. “What are you doing? Sit down!” You hissed as Eddie peered out of the door, possibly looking to see if Mr. Vernon was still there. Once he got confirmation that he was gone, he closed the door before spinning on his heels to look at you. He smiled, pleased with the situation. You on the other hand couldn’t understand. Why was he so casual about having detention? Why did so many people think he was dangerous?

“Do you normally spend your Saturday like this?” You sighed, giving into the invitation of conversation. Rumor had it that Eddie Munson practically lived in the library on Saturdays, getting caught numerous times smoking, causing chaos in the lunchroom or the rare moments he decided to mess with the jocks. Of course, the jocks didn’t get in trouble for messing with Eddie which you thought was unfair. Eddie shrugged, a smirk plastered on his face. “It’s no biggie,” Eddie smiled. “Gives me time to think of new campaigns.” You nodded, not really understanding what Eddie meant by that but didn’t press anymore. You had a feeling Eddie didn’t like talking about himself.

“What about you?”

“What about me?”

“I mean,” Eddie jumped on the table, leaning so close you could smell his cologne. He looked you dead in the eyes, almost like he was trying to pry a confession out of you.

“Why are you here?”

AN: And that's it! This is a slight teaser of the full story! Pretty much a rough draft. I'm sorry I've been gone so long, so much has happened in my life and it got carried away. I'm trying to rebuild my tumblr the best I can rn so I'm gonna start posting again!

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#eddie munson imagine #eddie munson x reader #stranger things #the breakfast club #john bender #st4 #eddie x reader #stranger things s4 #stranger things fic

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nooowestayandgetcaught · 3 months

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Fic: One For All, All For One

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~1k, John Bender/Andrew Clark/Brian Johnson/Allison Reynolds/Claire Standish, No Rating, for @asgardianhobbit98's Four For Valentine's Prompt #3 "Eavesdropping" Summary: When it is undeniable that Vice Principal Vernon hurts him, everyone else protects Bender.

#the breakfast club #breakfast club #four for valentine #john bender #andrew clark #brian johnson #allison reynolds #claire standish

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obscurecharactershowdown · 11 months

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Round 3 Matchups!

This round has no 3 way matches, and I'm going to try to see if I can arrange round 4 so that doesn't happen there either. Matches are below the cut!

GROUP A

Leila Vernon (The Magic Misfits by Neil Patrick Harris) vs Rosalia Rossellini (Trauma Team)

Miyabi Hanakouji (Persona 2) vs Merim Felspar (Three of Hearts Podcast)

Tragedian (pathologic) vs Rose Red (Ghost Quartet)

Nin (Paranatural) vs Itakura Akira (Talentless Nana)

Raikou Shimizu (Nabari no Ou) vs Cyber 6 (Cybersix)

Kate (Shadow’s House) vs The Guardian (Hyper Light Drifter)

GROUP B

Tougou Mimori/Washio Sumi (Yuuki Yuuna is a Hero & Washio Sumi is a Hero) vs Tirsiak (Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion)

Anima (Why Shouldn't a Detestable Demon Lord Fall in Love?!) vs Walter Walzac (The Brave of Gold Goldran)

Pappy van Poodle (Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball) vs Isaac (Awful Hospital)

Oopsy Bear (Care Bears (2007 series)) vs Xuanli (Lanxi Zhen)

Hikaru (Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu) vs Red Savarin (Solatorobo)

Bennett (Hello Charlotte) vs Sheila (Witch’s Heart)

GROUP C

Bolt (Crypt of the Necrodancer) vs Vella (Velouria Beastender Tartine) (Broken Age (video game))

Bai Lang (My Tooth Your Love) vs Aliya Elasra (Heaven’s Vault)

Sawamura Tetsuo (Yuureitou) vs Katook (The Katurran Odyssey)

The Spider Core (The Lab - Core Slingshot) vs Satyarani (Raven: The Secret Temple)

Rambler (Happy Happy Clover) vs Felix Iskandar Escellun (Last Legacy)

"good" Tom (El Goonish Shive) vs Dee Kennedy (Dayshift at Freddy’s)

GROUP D

The Exsurgent Virus (Eclipse Phase) vs Heart (Moonlight Chicken)

Es (Milgram) vs Ulala (Space Channel 5)

Diggory Graves (Hello from the Hallowoods) vs Brutha (Discworld)

Kusuriuri (Mononoke) vs Tin (Triage The Series)

Silver (Oneshot) vs Gary (Faith the Unholy Trinity)

Shijima Tsukishima/Shimeji (Shimeji simulation) vs Nuch (Not Me The Series)

GROUP E

Sarah Collins (Dark Shadows (1966-1971)) vs Zaknafein Do'Urden (The Legend of Drizzt (Forgotten Realms))

Leonie Beaumort (Aviary Attorney) vs Magda (Vapors)

Principal Shirley Oddwell (Oddport Academy) vs The Cashier (Midnight Museum)

Seaweed (Gloomverse) vs Stag Malinay (Krystar First Fragment)

No Significant Harassment (Rain World) vs Sally Swing (Betty Boop)

Shrimp (The Upturned) vs Cecilia Sylvie (Cross-dressing Villainess Cecilia Sylvie)

GROUP F

Gabrielle (Gabrielle's Ghostly Groove) vs Liv (Spooky Month)

Fumi-ba (Kamen Rider Ghost) vs Corona Hoshino (Swans in Space)

Granger (NeverHome game series) vs Gaap Goemon (Mairimashita! Iruma-kun)

Forest Friend (Gris) vs Protagonist (Melatonin)

Turnip (Chicory: A Colorful Tale) vs Agent (Penguinronpa)

Uhh… these guys? (Rhythm Heaven Fever) vs Tiger of the Wind (Monster Rancher (1999))

#obscurecharactershowdown #masterpost

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Saturday, August 18, 1956: Elvis at the Knickerbocker Hotel in Hollywood, by photographer Ed Braslaff

The "Rooftop Glamour" photo shoot 🥹

MARTY LACKER "On those first two movies, Elvis stayed at the Hollywood Knickerbocker, on Ivar Avenue. His parents went, too. Elvis rented the whole eleventh floor. He'd sit up there and write his name in lighter fluid on the glass-top coffee table, and then set it on fire, watch it blaze. Girls remember stuff like that. Then, for "Loving You", he moved to the Beverly Wilshire. That was his home in Hollywood until he started renting houses in the sixties." — As told on "Elvis Aaron Presley: Revelations from the Memphis Mafia" by Alanna Nash

Principal filming on "The Reno Brothers" (original title for "Love Me Tender" movie) began August 22, in Hollywood, and finished up on September 21, 1956. This photo shoot happened on the weekend right before the first week of filming Elvis' first movie could begin. Imagine how he was feeling! Yet, he looked so natural in all pictures. Not a sign on anxiety can be seen through his pictures.

Once the filming of "Love Me Tender" had begun, Reporter Patricia Vernon (from The New York Herald Tribune) was sent to interview Elvis on the set.

Patricia asked Elvis if he thought he was a Sex Symbol to kids, as some psychiatrist said at the time.

Elvis: "Someone should put those psychos on a long couch and tell them a thing or two," he said. "They all think Ah'm a sex maniac. they're just frustrated old types, anyway. Ah'm just natural."

On the interview moment, Patricia shared:

He gave me the heavy-lidded look again. "You don't love me," he said accusingly. I told him I didn't love anyone on such short notice. "Ah bet you'd like me if Ah tried," he said. "Ah'm just teasin' now, but Ah'd be sweet and you'd like me because Ah was sweet, wouldn't you?" (If I was her: 🫠) He was teasing, but underneath I sensed the desire of a small boy seeking approval. Then he went out to meet two young fans who wanted their picture taken with him. He told me to stay where I was, that he'd be right back. "I RAN FOR MY LIFE." Excerpt from the 1956 All Elvis Magazine "HERO or HEEL"

That photo shoot is beyond amazing. Elvis was so natural in front of a camera right from the very start of his career, it's incredible. He totally was born to be an public figure. There's a few more wonderful pictures on this day, but only 30 is allowed here (what a shame). Side note: The last photo is merely for historical purposes. 🫠

#i'd like to be a fly on the wall that day #Ed Braslaff #elvis photographs #elvis photos #elvis history #elvis photographers #50s elvis #elvis presley #elvis the king #elvis fans #elvis fandom #as a photographer myself I always imagine what a deep feeling of achievement photographing Elvis must have given them #not only Elvis but any historical figure or important moment in history

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