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Solar Opposites in Ultra Opposites Scene: Jesse/Electra Finally Becomes a Mundane (for @avaveevo)
Monica is still trapped in her cell as she got shock by Night Runner and Jesse/Electra is furious while the other Ultra Opposites arrived!
Terry/Solar Flare: No...
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Monica! Night Runner, release this poor girl at once!
Nicholas/Night Runner: After Electra broke my heart? No way!
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: You bastard! You have gone too far messing with my daughter! It’s time to stop!
Cherie/Agent Red: I agree with L.S.S. here! You’re out of control!
Nicholas/Night Runner: Why don't you make me Mr. Flat Ass?!
Nova/Lady Roseus: Hey! Don’t talk to my best friend like that!
Terry/Solar Flare: Yeah! My husband’s ass is beautiful and thicc! slaps Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian’s ass
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Ooh! giggles Solar Flare, you dirty boy.
Terry/Solar Flare: Why yes. Yes I am. kiss Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian
Nicholas/Night Runner: Seriously? Are they always like this?
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Hell yeah! Because my alien dads always love each other no matter what!
Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: Now, release Monica at once!
Jesse/Electra: Leave him to me.
But then, the tube breaks a piece and an electric bolt hits Jesse/Electra as she starts screaming in pain. Then, she suddenly feels a pain in her head.
Terry/Solar Flare: Jesse!
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Sis! Are you okay?!
Yumyulack/Psylock: Speak to us! puts his hand on Jesse/Electra’s shoulders
Jesse/Electra: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Huh?
Jesse/Electra: THE POWER! THE RAGE! I CAN'T HOLD IT!
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: Um, are you like okay Electra?
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: gasps and realizes what is going on Guys, get back!
Daryl/Dark Matter: to Yumyulack/Psylock Babe! Is your sister okay?!
Yumyulack/Psylock: I don't know.
Jesse/Electra suddenly grows bigger.
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Solar Flare! L.S.S.! What’s happening to my sister?!
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: Terry, it's time.
Terry/Solar Flare: Wh-what?!
Jesse suddenly grows muscular and her skin goes black as she rips apart her dress and shows into pieces thanks to her still growing and the muscle growth too.
Terry/Solar Flare: Oh my god...
Sherbet/Violet: Holy shit! Like father like daughter!
Montez/The Master: I’ll say!
Jesse grows boobs much to everyone's confusion and shock.
Yumyulack/Psylock: gasp Titties!
Daryl/Dark Matter: Did she just get boobs?
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian, Terry/Solar Flare and Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Psylock!
Yumyulack/Psylock: What?
Monica: El-Electra?!
Mundane Jesse/Electra roars.
Cherie/Agent Red: I’m afraid this is not gonna end well! Stand back guys!
Terry/Solar Flare: Oh no! My baby!
Nicholas/Night Runner: What the fuck?!
Mundane Jesse/Electra’s eyes then starts glowing pink as she roars breaks the tube that was able to free Monica.
Monica: Thank you!
Terry/Solar Flare: Oh God! My babygirl! cries as Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian comforts him
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: It's okay, darling.
Mundane Jesse/Electra roars and throws Nicholas/Night Runner towards the building as she roars and jumps out.
Monica: Electra! No! Stop!
Mundane Jesse/Electra then grabs her yellow bow and yanks it off her head as she roars.
Terry/Solar Flare: SHIT!
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: We got to do something before Electra hurt herself! We must find a way to calm her down
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian turns into his Super Shlorpian form.
Terry/Solar Flare: Wait! I know how! Korvy! Fly me to Jesse! Quick!
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: What?! Are you insane?!
Terry/Solar Flare: Trust me… she’s my little sproutling… I have to help her…
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Okay.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian, seeing how determined and selfless his husband is being right now, smiles as he kiss his hubby on the forehead and grabs as he flies off while the other Ultra Opposites follow them and see Mundane Electra.
Terry/Solar Flare: JESSE!
Mundane Jesse/Electra as she throws Night Runner to a wall that knocks him out and then she sees Terry/Solar Flare and growls at him.
Terry/Solar Flare: It's okay. It's me. Your daddy.
Mundane Electra roars and throws a giant rock at Legendary Super Shlorpian and Solar Flare as they manage to dodge it. Then, Solar Flare’s eyes starts to glow orange as he smirks and goes Papa Wolf. Seeing this, Legendary Super Shlorpian smiles and gets ready to throw Mundane Solar Flare.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: You ready?
Terry/Solar Flare: starts turning black while growing bigger and muscular Oh fuck yeah! Ready!
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Damn, honey. You looking faboo.
Terry/Solar Flare: Hell yeah. I do! Throw me in!
Legendary Super Shlorpian throws Solar Flare. Solar Flare then turns finished transforming into his Mundane form as he rips apart his uniform and roars. Mundane Electra then sees Mundane Solar Flare and snarls at him.
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Jesse. You're okay. Look at me.
Mundane Electra roars and prepares to throw another rock at Mundane Solar Flare as he gasp.
Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: Poor Terry. He dead.
But, Mundane Solar Flare kept being brave as he sees Mundane Electra snarling.
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: J-Jesse?
Mundane Electra is about to throw something at her dad. Mundane Electra roars and throws the rock at Mundane Solar Flare who punches it into little ash thanks to his fire powers as he roars. Mundane Solar Flare then grabs Mundane Electra and pin her to the ground while touching her face softly and stroking it. Mundane Jesse realizes what she did and sobs.
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Shh. Oh Jesse-Bear. I’m so sorry Night Runner pushed you too far. This would’ve never happened if we had finally realize how truly crazy he is and still be there for you and then Monica would never be captured… you are not a monster… you are Jesse Opposites… a daughter… a sister… and a superhero… you’re our Electra and always will be. Please… come back to me Jesse-Bear…
Mundane Electra then breaks down in tears as tears fall down like waterfalls. Seeing how scared and overwhelmed his daughter is, Mundane Solar embrace his daughter in a hug as he continues to sooth her and comfort his daughter.
Daryl/Dark Matter: Uh, babe? Are you crying?
Yumyulack/Psylock: shedding tears of joy Aaaww…
Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: Well, how about that?
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Oh sis… walks to Mundane Jesse/Electra with the rest of the Ultra Opposites and hugs her
Mundane Jesse/Electra turns back into her normal Shlorpian self as she continues crying in Solar Flare’s chest.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: We’re so sorry about all of this. You were trying to tell us how crazy Nicholas is, and we didn’t believe in you. We thought you were being mean to him when he tried to win you back. But we were wrong. He is an asshole.
Yumyulack/Psylock: We’re sorry. It’ll be okay. We’re gonna stop Night Runner. Once and for all.
Jesse/Electra: Thank you...
But, Jesse/Electra starts turning back into her Mundane form as she starts breathing in and out.
Terry/Solar Flare: Whoa. Easy honey. Just take deep breaths. This is your first time. Right now, let’s go stop Night Runner before he recaptures Monica!
Everyone: Yeah!
Jesse/Electra keeps taking deep breaths but her eyes are still glowing pink.
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skamenglishsubs · 1 month
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Subtext and Culture, Young Royals, Season 3, Episode 2
Episode 2 starts days or maybe a week after episode 1. The curfews and phone ban is in place, so Wilhelm and Simon make the most of their one hour of phone sex talking.
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Blink and you miss it: Wilhelm snapped a quick instant picture of himself and Simon at the palace in the last episode, using the camera we saw on his desk. The heart is still on his hand, so maybe it's the next day, or maybe he's been filling it in every day.
Cinematography: Intense red light typically symbolizes their mutual love, and this scene is overflowing with it.
Lost in translation: They both finish the phone call with "puss", which means kiss, but not exactly. It's more platonic, something you can say and do with your parents, or your kids, or end phone calls with. The other word for kiss, "kyss", is more romantic/sexual, and would be super weird to end a phone call with. Simon is using that word when he says he would kiss Wilhelm's collar bone birth mark.
Subtext: Of course Vincent doesn't believe anyone was bullied. He's the biggest bully, but what he does is just a joke, or the other guy deserved it. This is gonna be a recurring theme™ in this episode, how various characters look back on and remember, or choose not to remember, what happened to them.
Subtext: If you didn't pick up this meaningful glance, you're blind. The initiation porno was totally real, and Nils and August clearly remember it, and weren't as flippant about it as Vincent.
Culture: In Sweden, inner city schools are typically better and have richer students than the poorer schools out in the suburbs. This is the exact opposite of the typical US school demographical pattern.
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Subtext: Wilhelm avoids Farima's question by evading it. Note that it does make sense that she doesn't know what's going on at these schools since she's an employee, she's not upper-class herself. Wilhelm's parents know though since they attended Hillerska, but they would of course never admit it either.
Culture: Ironically, this is exactly how the real-world Danish royal family handled the Herlufsholm scandal in 2022 involving prince Christian. Only when the media storm in Denmark got too intense did they pull him out of the school, while furiously denying knowledge of the abuse or that he was involved in any way.
Cinematography: We're in the cursed music room, but the light is soft and golden, and the scene is just cute. No fight this time.
Subtext: We're touching the theme™ again, but from Simon's perspective. He has the same outsider perspective we have; speaking up about abuse is always good, and if the school's closing because of it, that's an obviously good thing. There's plenty of scenes in this episode showing that most Hillerska students don't share this perspective, they really love their school, as fucked up as it is.
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Subtext: Although it sounds like a rehearsed PR line and Felice is thinking about her girl group here, it's gonna come true for her and Sara.
Subtext: Yuck. No further comment.
Cinematography: The immediate cut to Felice getting her aggressions out in gym class shows us exactly what she thought of what the principal said and how much it pissed her off.
Blink and you miss it: Simon audibly sniffs Wilhelm's hair.
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Blink and you miss it: Micke made dinner for both of them, but in her depression, Sara ignores the cooked food (Pyttipanna, btw), and makes herself a cucumber sandwich instead.
Subtext: Micke is a man on a mission, and he is constantly steering the conversation towards helping Sara get her driver's license. For him, it's a way to make up for having been a shitty parent.
Culture: Sweden has long been a holdout of stick-shift cars, and if you don't do your practical test in a stick-shift, you'll get a restricted license, so it's not out of the ordinary for Micke to be teaching Sara how to drive one. However, automatics have seen a sharp rise in the last decade, and in 2024 automatics will finally overtake them.
Culture: The green ÖVNINGSKÖRNING sign is compulsory in Sweden if a car is being driven by someone on a learner's permit, with a parent or friend as the instructor. There's also a red version of the sign, which indicates it's a student driver with a professional instructor in a dual control car.
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Cinematography: The room is filled to the brim with things to do, there's a bazillion board games, they have books, magazines, fidget thingies, they're drowning in stuff, and yet the girls are still soooooo boooored just because they don't have their phones. Except Madison, who is knitting.
Subtext: Here comes the theme™ again, and Fredrika is firmly in camp denial. Everyone else is just lying and exaggerating! The wheels are starting to turn in Felice's head though.
Subtext: Nils and August are finally talking about the initiation without Vincent being present, and they can finally be honest about what they actually thought about it. It happened, they didn't like.
Subtext: Their idea of fixing it however is not to go out publicly and talk about it, but to just quietly stop the tradition, hoping they'll be the last ones. (Since there are no second-year students in the show, we have no idea what happened to them, so we're just gonna ignore that.)
Subtext: And here comes the reason that August wanted to put a stop to it. He was completely humiliated by it, and he doesn't want anyone else to know that he was humiliated, because that just makes it worse. This is also the reason that traditions like this keep on going, no-one wants to blow the whistle on it, because everyone was abused, everyone was a victim, it's hard for abuse victims to speak up.
Cinematography: The talk with Nils triggered an anxiety attack for August, and being inside his small room doesn't exactly help. Him going so close to the camera that he almost bumps into it really shows how he feels like the walls are closing in on him.
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Culture: This, kids, is a standard Swedish landline telephone jack. For the longest time I thought phone jacks looked like this everywhere, but it turns out that this particular design was only used in Sweden and Iceland(!?!). You won't find these in newer buildings because landlines are pretty much dying out, and if there are phone jacks they'll probably be using the much more common RJ-11 standard.
Culture: This, kids, is an Ericsson Diavox phone. The former government phone monopoly in Sweden, Televerket, only allowed certified and approved phones to be used on the network, and they only approved a very small set of phones, so everyone had pretty much the same phones in their homes. However, in the 1980's the market started getting flooded with "illegal" phones from other countries, so the monopoly simply stopped enforcing the rule, and you could finally, finally, plug in that novelty Garfield phone that you always wanted.
Blink and you miss it: Sara is studying for her driving test, and she's reading about driving in the dark.
Subtext: We're gearing up for the main plotline of the season, dropping more hints that maybe Wilhelm's image of Erik wasn't complete, and what August says sows some seeds of doubt in him.
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Subtext: This song is objectively not very good, please don't kill me, but it is very sixteen-year-old-boy-just-singing-from-his-heart, not thinking about the text.
Subtext: Simon isn't wearing anything purple, but just after he posts his song video, he picks up a purple shirt, drops it immediately, and then the camera lingers on it. Colour theory goes brrrrrrrr. He thought about Wilhelm, and then stopped because his music is more important to him or something?
Subtext: Unlike Simon, Wilhelm immediately understands how problematic the text is for him, and how people will interpret it...
Subtext: ...but since he doesn't want to hurt Simon's feelings, he lies about why he thinks the song was a very, very bad idea. And he cushions it by telling Simon that he thinks the song is jätte-jätte-bra. Giant-giant-good.
Subtext: Yes, but also no, and someone from the court really should have given Simon some media training and explained to him why he has to be very careful about what he posts. But it's drama fuel, which is why this disaster is allowed to happen.
Subtext: A nice little throwback to season 1, this is exactly what Erik told Wilhelm in the first episode, about making sure that their public image is carefully curated.
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Subtext: That's some on-the-nose foreshadowing there, since Felice is one of the main causes for the school ultimately closing.
Subtext: We're back to the theme™, Fredrika is saying pretty much the same thing as Vincent. It didn't happen, and if it did, it wasn't that bad.
Subtext: However, Felice isn't playing along this time, she's starting to speak up about the issues, and the result is a long, awkward silence, because her friends are not willing to do the same.
Subtext: Wilhelm and the rest of the rich kids are of course all wearing pretty expensive high-end hiking gear, in contrast with Simon who is simply wearing one of his usual hoodies and his usual winter jacket that we've seen before. That's a damn fine jacket from Fjällräven, btw, the same company that makes the weirdly globally popular Kånken backpacks.
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Blink and you miss it: Henry is getting dragged for his actually quite reasonable objection to the tent groupings.
Subtext: Felice physically distances herself from her friends, and joins Simon and Wilhelm, in a nice little foreshadowing of the show's ending.
Blink and you miss it: Did you miss the line in last episode where Ayub said they were also gonna go camping at Talludden with their classmates from Marieberg? Well, here they are, because they pitched their tents nearby, and decided to go check out the Hillerska camp. It's not just Rosh and Ayub randomly walking through the woods.
Subtext: In season 2, we learned that Stella has a crush on Fredrika that she thinks is one-sided, but Fredrika sure has some kind of reaction to seeing Stella being close with Rosh. Jealousy, perhaps? Not clear at this point in time.
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Subtext: Read the room Fredrika, for fuck's sake. At least Wilhelm has started learning to recognize privilege. The other rich kids probably recognize their privilege, but they're mostly just enjoying how much better they are than the poor regular kids.
Subtext: But Wilhelm's still got a lot more to learn. Yes, technically he is forced to spend his summer studying, and technically it is a kind of work, but the underlying reasons are completely different. If he skips it or fails, nothing bad will happen to him, unlike the Marieberg kids who rely on their summer jobs to have any sort of spending money.
Lost in translation: Wilhelm's dad says that the queen is going to be "sjukskriven", which is more serious than someone deciding on their own to take some time off or to use some sick days. It means that a doctor has evaluated you and decided that you are not fit to work, and that if you're a regular person, you are eligible for sick pay for the foreseeable future.
Cinematography: Yeah, mommy is really sick and Wilhelm is feeling the weight of responsibility, but take a look at that sunrise! It's so pretty! Wilhelm is completely in shadow because trouble whatever, but look at how that light just pops, with the sky and the water and the sun on the trees! Beautiful!
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lilyacorn · 10 months
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Yandere delinquent x gn!tutor reader! Part 3
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This is the first part! Part 2 is already out!
Random headcanons he would do for you!
This is like the extra stuff! A date with him will be out soon if this gets more than 10 likes in one day!
Yandere Delinquent- Who’d save up money to buy your (future) engagement ring instead of drugs and cigarettes (Woah imagine trying to fix yourself, bro yall aren’t even dating yet 💀)
Yandere Delinquent- Who’d think of you while fighting secretly, he avoids all punches to his face because he thinks you wouldn’t date a violent guy (delulu bastard)
Yandere Delinquent- Tries to learn more exquisite vocabulary to make himself look smarter to you half of the time he forgets what the words mean- “…that is so miraculous!” with a proud look on his face but internally… what the hell does miraculous mean???
Yandere delinquent- Who’d think of you while fighting and nearly killing his opponent when he imagined yandere popular student gets too close to you. “…fucking asshole…” with clenched fists as he continues punching the other guy…
Yandere Delinquent- who’d blush and look away as you tend and scold him for his wounds… “ah… thank you…” with a bright on his face. Ahhh! They’re so kind! Please touch me more! maybe… i should get hurt on purpose next time
Yandere Delinquent- who isn’t your classmate next year then spends an hour and a half sulking about it cry about it, L “…why aren’t they my classmate” while pouting like a sad puppy. Maybe a kiss on the forehead would help him? Please?
Yandere Delinquent -Would request to be classmates with you next year and if not then a little ‘persuasion’ with the son of the principal will do the trick
Yandere Delinquent- When he’s not beating the shit out of people, he wonders what food you’d like. feels jealous cause he isn’t the main course
Yandere Delinquent- who one time, took money from the person he beat up to buy a cook book so he can make you a nice meal as ‘extra payment for tutoring him’ (he imagines being your househusband… its a dream that makes him look like a teenage girl “they’d really enjoy this! while looking at his raw but burnt chicken-
Yandere Delinquent- who’d check the weather and specifically bought an oversized jacket so that he could lend it to you as it rains heavily. “Hey, uhm you can borrow my jacket since you don’t have your umbrella right?” With a slight smile but in the inside, he’s begging you to take it. Reallyyy wonder where you umbrella went…
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mrslectermoriarty · 16 days
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Headcanon Series #15
Okay, I need some IceMav!daughter stuff or I'm gonna burst!
I imagine a one-night-stand accident or a deceased mother of the girl and Tom/Pete got custody. (sth like that, the point is they’re a single parent)
Now, when they move in together (after cutting the crap and finally hooking up, developing a relationship) the little girl grows up with at first one, then two fathers.
Mav is Pops and Ice is Papa. East-European Tom Kazansky absolutely gets the ‘Papa’ title.
She learns the cooking from Mav because he had to make his own food pretty early on in his life (rough childhood, you know the drill)
(based on a Bruce Wayne Headcanon I can’t find anymore) Ice can’t cook at all. He can set a kitchen on fire with only a wooden spoon and cold water. The only thing he actually can do is an excellent bbq, which he becomes famous for. Ice teaches his daughter all the tricks and when she gets older, and Ice is maybe too exhausted after a day of work or sth, she’ll fire up the grill and provide amazing food for everyone around.
Also, Ice spent his childhood baking with his mother and her mother whenever they met, so the kid learns baking from him.
Mav teaches her how to fix cars and motorcycles. His hyperfixation kinda catches her too and they spend many weekends in the garage.
I am utterly obsessed with with this fanfiction and needed to implement it into this - Ice reads really weird bedtime stories, but she loves every single one of them.
Of course she grows up with Bradley (they’re around the same age, idc who’s older) and the adults around them like to refer to them as the chaos cousins. When Mav and Ice take Bradley in after Carole dies, they become the chaos siblings.
Bradley loves his sister and is super protective of her when they are in their teens. When she got cruelly dumped by her boyfriend in her first year of high school, Bradley stormed into the guys’ classroom and broke his nose. The principal had to call his parents, so Tom interrupted an important meeting and showed up in uniform at school to get his kid. The principal was kinda intimidated because of course Tom put on his Iceman™ look and stared the guy down, so Bradley ended up being expelled for only the rest of the day. (I think I need to write something separate about this)
Let’s take a closer look at the whole custody situation: Mav made Ice his emergency Contact and vice versa. Obvious. In the eyes of the Navy they are ‘best friends’ and brothers in arms; it’s not an uncommon thing to do so. Concerning the kids; they’re always both listed as emergency contacts for the kids. In a scenario where Tom has a daughter, they always argue “we both have a kid, we’re basically brothers, the kids are grew up together; they’re like cousins - we’re a family in the Navy, we look out for each other.” In a scenario where Mav has a daughter, he answers to that question with “Ice is like a brother to me; we’re best friends. He knows the kid(s). I can’t always respond, so I need another person to watch over the kid(s). He was the first to agree to that.” (I don’t know if this makes sense)
Regarding Bradley being an overprotective sibling; that girl doesn’t actually need any protection - after all, both her fathers are Navy legends and well respected and feared men in the military. She can stand her ground pretty well.
The flyboys often joke around if she actually might be a genetic experiment where they took Pete’s and Ton’s DNA to create the ultimate soldier because she inherits significant parts of both their personalities. He gets Mav’s recklessness and Ice’s strategic thinking, so everything she does, however stupid it might look, she does on purpose. She also got both their stubbornness. They all agree; if she ever starts a career in the Navy, she’s gonna be a nightmare for her superiors.
She starts a career in the Navy. Of course she had the chance to do something else, but she grew up surrounded by people being very passionate about their jobs and they just kinda naturally dragged her into it. Her military education looks something like this, I found it and almost died of laughter because this is kinda exactly how I imagined it, this is a piece of art!
She’s just as protective of her brother as he is over her and that’s why she hates Jake in the beginning. Sure, they’re now adults, but Bradley has such an unhealthy relationship with that guy, on and off and back on; then they’re fucking in a closet, the next minute they shout at each other over training exercises - she doesn’t get why Bradley keeps crawling back to that guy. After the Uranium-Mission (Ice lives, Mav doesn’t have the fight with Bradley) she starts appreciating the guy a little more because for one, he saved her father and brother, second, now that both men are more mature than ever and develope an actual relationship, she can see parallels in them to her fathers and she gets why they can’t keep away from each other. (Also don’t know if this makes sense)
Both her fathers walk her down the aisle on her wedding day, she insists on that.
Please expand if you have additions! <3
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thebisexualdogdad · 1 year
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Just simple dating Peter headcanons with some inclusion of how first times would be
Peter Parker x Male!reader
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● the first time Peter saw you was on the first day of 10th grade
● he was standing at his locker watching you talk to the principal who was showing you around
● Ned broke him out of his trance "happy first day of school Pete"
● "yeah, yeah you two Ned. Who is that?" He asks pointing to you
● "Oh I think his name is Y/N? He just transferred here from some school in Brooklyn"
● the first time you talk to him is a few days later in Chem class when the teacher told you to partner up for a lab assignment
● your seat was in front of him and he hadn't been paying much attention to what was happening
● you turned around and he was looking longingly at you which he quickly stopped doing as soon as you locked eyes
● "Hey you're Peter right?"
● "yep that's me, Peter Parker"
● "did you want to work together?"
● "absolutely! Uh work on what exactly?"
● he had been crushing on you for an entire year when he finally told you he had feelings for you
● your first date was to a little Italian place that May recommended
● Peter nervously spilled marinara sauce all over his pants
● you thought it was hilarious, the waiter however was quite annoyed
● your first kiss was the same night when you walked him home and stood outside his door saying goodnight
● you leaned in and kissed him when May opened the front door
● "How was the date Peter? Oops looks like I'm interrupting"
● "May!!"
● the first time Peter called you his boyfriend he was talking to Happy
● "So you're turning down an invitation to work with the avengers… over a boy?"
● "not just any boy Happy, my boyfriend! … holy crap I've never called Y/N my boyfriend before"
● the first time he tells you he loves you is 6 months into your relationship
● he had a really close call on a mission and snuck in through your window to see you
● "Peter are you okay? Did you get mugged?"
● "yeah I uh, got mugged and it was super scary and I just needed to tell you that I love you because I really didn't think I'd be making it home tonight"
● "I love you too Peter"
● his entire demeanor changes when you say it back and he just smiles and kisses you
● "as much as I want to keep kissing you babe we should really get you cleaned up, i think May would freak out if you came home covered in blood"
● your first time isn't too long after that
● May was out for the night so you had the apartment all to yourselves
● Peter wanted it to be as romantic as possible
● so he cooked you dinner, lit candles (which he may or may not have almost caught the curtains on fire with) and dressed up in his nicest clothes after showering three times
● it was soft and gentle, a lot of asking if what either one of you was doing felt good and where it was okay to touch each other
● there was a lot of fumbling around and giggling
● you guys were laying in his bed still naked, the biggest smiles on your faces when you hear the front door open
● "Oh crap May's home where are my pants?"
● "Peter? You home? Why are there candles everywhere? And what have I told you about leaving dirty dishes in the sink?" You hear from the living room
● that was also the first time you had to sneak out of Peter's room through the fire escape after having sex
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Spy x Family Code White Plot
After seeing the new trailer of the spy x family upcoming movie, I was curious to see if there were plot spoilers available and I wasn't expecting to see that there is!
After receiving an order to be replaced in Operation Strix, Loid decides to help Anya win a cooking competition at Eden Academy by making the principal's favorite meal in order to prevent his replacement. The Forgers decide to travel to the meal's origin region, where they set off a chain of actions which could potentially put the world's peace at risk. (Source: IMDb)
Looks like the stakes are much higher than the events in the manga and anime!
It's going to feed us well. There's just so many things happening, I was so surprised, they're going all out on this movie.
Here is the translation of the story that was posted on the official website
An era when countries around the world were engaged in a fierce information war.
Loid Forger, codenamed "Twilight," a talented intelligence agent in the WISE division of Westalis Intelligence, is on his usual mission when he receives an order to change his assignment for the ongoing Operation Strix. However, the new man chosen for the job is incompetent.
Meanwhile, a cooking competition is being held at Eden Academy, with the winner rumored to be awarded a Stella Star. In order to show even the slightest progress in Operation Strix and to negotiate with WISE to continue the mission and ultimately protect world peace, Loid suggests to Anya that she make the "Melemele," a traditional pastry from the Frejis region and a favorite of the principal, who is also the head of the judging panel. Thus, the Forgers decide to take a family trip to Frejis to taste the real thing. On the other hand, Yor witnesses an exchange between Loid and the mysterious woman before their departure, resulting in some uneasiness about their temporary relationship during the trip.
During the trip, Anya discovers a suspicious trunk case on the train. Inside, for some reason, there are chocolates. While wondering, the owner of the trunk case returns, and in her surprise, Anya accidentally swallows the chocolate. However, the chocolate hides a serious secret that could threaten world peace!
And just like that, a series of happenings occur on the journey! The fate of the world has once again been entrusted to this temporary family. (Source: Spy x Family code white wiki taken from the Official SPY X FAMILY website)
Loid is being replaced?! Like WHYYY?? what is happening?! What is WISE thinking?!
And he's doing everything to stay and continue the mission?! That's like straight out of the fanfictions I've read and I love to see that in canon!
And it looks like Yor is going to be jealous again, I'm also excited to see how Loid/Twilight would deal with that (I'm sure the mysterious lady would be Fiona since we saw her talk to Twilight in the trailer or if I'm mistaken, maybe Handler)
And Anya being kidnapped again. I'm so excited to see what lengths the Forger parents are willing to do to save their daughter (Yes, give me the worried Father side of Loid that I didn't see enough of in the Red Circus Bus Hijacking Arc).
So many things are happening, and I'm super hyped to watch this though it may come out later in the Philippines.... but hey, it's worth the wait!
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fanficbarbie · 7 months
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❝baby, i'm the sweetest.❞
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A/N: i just got through midterms so sorry this chapter took so long. enjoy this chapter of interactions between the delicious trio. this also isn't edited so ignore any mistakes. enjoy ★ ˙ᵕ˙ liv
Chapter Summary: ellie gets into a fight at school and calls the sweetest baker for help.
Chapter Warnings: fighting, bruising, language, alcohol, slight age gap (F!MC and Joel are 6 years apart), threatening (brief), arguing (brief), symptoms of anxiety and depression.
Key Tags: chef! Joel, single! father Joel, no outbreak! Joel Miller, slow burn, dual-pov, fluff, flirting, friendship, eventually established relationship, eventual smut, original character, black!fem!MC, no y/n.
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For the next three weeks, I had fallen into a routine of seeing Joel every day at 10 p.m. when he’d come over to cook dinner and pick Ellie up from my house. Although I love baking, I detest cooking. Maybe it’s my sweet tooth, but I’m grateful that Joel has taken over that role in my life. If it weren’t for him I’d be eating takeout every day.
I’d lay awake every night and think about the details of his face. His salt and pepper facial hair, his rough hands, the burns on his forearms. My thoughts swirled with Joel as I tossed and turned in bed. I’d repeat the same words to myself over and over again until my face turned blue.
We’re just friends, Ginny. He doesn’t want you that way.
As the owner, I rarely take days off work from Daylight. But, on days like today, my body informs me that I’ve reached the end of my rope. Burnout.
The rain falls softly outside against the window and I moan at the feeling of the cool glass on my temple. My eyes dart down to the bustling city, hoping to have my mind on anything but this recipe for a while.
Suddenly my phone starts ringing, sending me jolting upright. My hands feel in the blankets for the slender device. Once I find it, I don’t check the caller ID before picking it up.
“Hello?” I say into the receiver.
I hear a voice on the other side clear their throat. “Hi, is this Ginny?” I hear a fake sweet voice come through the speaker.
My face screws when I try to pin the voice down to a person. “Ellie?” I question the other person on the line.
I hear a loud sigh, simulating the wind blowing in my ear. “Yeah. Thank fuck you answered,” she counts her blessings.
Taking the phone away from my screen, I look at the random numbers I’m familiar with. “Why are you calling me from the Principal’s office?” I ask her.
Ellie shuffles and I hear the office chair beneath her squeak. “About that…” she starts.
Pinching the bridge of my nose, I close my eyes. “Cut to the chase,” I rush her so I can get back to my day of relaxing.
I hear Ellie inhale a sharp draw of breath. “Joel is super busy because he has a fucking tasting event going on right now. This is gonna sound crazy so first you have to say no and then you have to say yes,” she rambles quickly.
My eyes roll as I stand from the comfort of my window seat. “Land the fucking plane, El,” I goan.
There’s a momentary pause where I think I’m going to reach through the phone and strangle Joel’s crotch child if she delays any longer. “I got in a fight and I need you to pretend to be my mom or something so you can pick me up from school,” she explains.
My jaw drops as soon as I register the words. “You what? Argh, Ellie,” I complain. I love the kid but I have boundaries, and this is not how I wanted to spend my day off.
“Please, Ginny? Please? Please? Please?” she begs and I shake my head. 
My feet shuffle up the steps to my bedroom so I can change into more acceptable clothing. “Fine, but only because I don’t want to think about apple pie for a little while,” I conceded, trying to figure out how long it would take me to get to Jackson High.
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My hands push on the bar into the office. Crinkling my nose at the LED lights above me, I walk up to the person at the desk. “Hi. I’m Imogen Miller. I’m here to pick up my daughter, Ellie Williams,” I introduce myself, lying a bit. I can’t fight the feeling that Joel’s last name sounds good with my first.
The woman in front of me raises an eyebrow at me. “Oh,” she says almost in disgust, looking me up and down. Fucking cunt. “Let me go get her from in-school suspension,” she grumbles, taking her leave.
 Fuck you you fucking bitch. “Yeah, you do that,” I snip lowly at her.
I pace around the room, anxiously waiting to see the brunette girl walk through the door. Fuck, I will burn down this whole school if she has so much as a cut on her lip. “So you’re Ellie’s mom,” I hear a curious voice come from behind me.
When I turn around, an older lady is standing with her daughter. The kid can’t be much older than Ellie and she’s covered in stitches. “And you are?” I ask with attitude. After being in this school for 10 minutes I don’t want to interact with another person for the rest of the weekend.
She crosses her arms and purses her lips at me. “The mom of the girl your daughter attacked,” she accuses Ellie.
My first ball so tightly, I think I might draw blood. You can’t fight a mom in a school, Imogen. You’re an adult. “My daughter wouldn’t attack anyone,” I defend Ellie, though I know nothing about the fight. 
I will always defend the ones I love in public, then scold them later about the situation. And that’s exactly how I plan to handle this situation.
“Are you kidding me? Look at her face?” The blonde woman hisses.
My eyes roam up and down her daughter’s body. The kid is as tall as me and Ellie only comes up to my chest. “I’m more so looking at her stature. You let a little girl do all that?” I taunt gesturing towards her face.
The blonde rolls her eyes. “It’s obvious we’re not going to get anywhere. Your kid is just as crazy as you,” she scoffs.
My blood boils and I can feel the steam coming from my ears. “Again, my kid. Who I will choose how to discipline. Now you have a nice day,” I finish her.
She sticks her nose up as high in the air as it’ll go, turning around.
Shaking my head, I decide it’s probably best to find a water fountain as soon as possible so I can cool down. Just as I come up for air from the short fountain, another person approaches me. “Hi, are you Ellie’s mom?” the tall black man asks.
I shift putting one hand on my hip. “Yes. What is it now?” I dig at him.
The man’s cheeks fill with a soft plum color. “Nothing, Mrs. Miller. I’m Mr. Henry, the freshman art teacher,” he introduces himself with a hand extended. “Nice to meet you,” he 
My eyes widen and my skin boils with embarrassment. “Oh, I’m sorry. I met a rude parent. She still has my head frazzled. It’s nice to meet you too,” I politely shake his hand.
He pivots to stand next to me as I start walking down the hall. “Your daughter is quite the artist,” he compliments Ellie.
A smile covers my face thinking about how others see the brilliant girl. “Thank you,” I murmur.
“Must run in the family. What do you do?” He asks.
“Oh, I– Ellie’s not,” I babble, pausing to clear my throat. Get it together and play your role, Imogen. “I’m a baker,” I answer confidently.
Mr. Henry nods, pausing by the door of the office. “Wow. A baker for a mom and a chef for a dad. She must have the best school lunches,” he ponders.
I shrug, reaching for the door handle. “Something like that. Although Joel has a bias against too many sweet treats,” I joke, stepping into the office.
Mr. Henry smiles, holding the door open for me. “I could see that,” he murmurs.
Across the room, the opposite set of double doors open. Ellie strolls in behind the office assistant. “Here she is. You can go ahead and sign her out for me,” the assistant instructs me.
“It was nice meeting you,” Mr. Henry offers a smile before turning towards Joel’s daughter. “Try to stay out of trouble, Ellie,” he advises.
Ellie’s hand goes up and she gives a small wave. “Bye, Mr. Henry. See you Monday,” she bids him a goodbye.
Once my signature is on the paper, I don’t bother waiting for the ink to dry. I’m nearly ready to drag Ellie out of here. “Done. Let’s go, El,” I announce, slamming the pen down on the desk.
Ellie looks up at me, practically bouncing with excitement when I wrap my fingers around her arm, pulling her out of the office. As soon as we make it outside, I bring us to a screeching halt. “The fuck happened to your eye? Was it that cunt’s daughter? I will fuck both of them up, Ellie. I swear to god,” I rant, patting her body for any more signs of damage.
Ellie grabs my wrists to stop me. “Dude, calm down. I handled it. She had to get 15 stitches,” Ellie boasts proudly.
Instead of checking for bruises, my hands smooth out her school uniform. “That’s fuckin right. I ain't raise no bitch,” I grumble.
Ellie sighs while I fix her sweater. “Um, Ginny. You didn’t raise me at all,” she points out with a raised eyebrow.
A flush creeps onto my face as I realize my mistake. Ellie’s not my kid. “You’re right. Don’t tell Joel I said that,” I beg her to cut me some slack. 
After all, it’s the least she can do for me. I did pick her up from school. “Actually, don’t tell Joel about any of this shit,” I clarify with fear that Joel will be angry with Ellie.
We begin to walk towards my tiny Volkswagen Bug. Ellie throws her head back in frustration. “Ugh, what am I gonna do? He’s going to notice my eye,” she groans.
I click the unlock button on the key. “What happened?” I ask.
Ellie’s head turns back towards the school. “That cunt, Bethany, wouldn’t leave me alone,” she says as though she’s waiting on Bethany to come after her.
I put my hand on the top of her head, turning her head back towards me. “And what did she say?” I ask.
Ellie shrugs and she stops to kick some dirt on the path. “I don’t know,” she lies, head hanging low.
Once we reach the car, I move my hands to her shoulders. “El, you do know,” I reiterate so she knows I’m serious.
Ellie nods, and her eyes dart towards the ground. “I know…. She wouldn’t stop telling me I was a pussy and I couldn't handle shit myself. I told her I didn't want to fight but she shoved me,” she explains.
My hand yanks on the handle of the passenger side. “That’s good enough for me. You were defending yourself from a bully. I’m sure your dad will see it the same way,” I say to Ellie as she slides into the seat.
Once we’re both in the car, I pull up the McDonalds app on my phone. “Now, it’s free fries Friday. Shall we?” I ask, starting the ignition.
I hear Ellie click her seatbelt before shifting towards me. “We shall,” she responds with a slight small.
I shift the gear into drive. “That’s fucking right. I knew you were my kid,” I cheer, pulling off onto the main road.
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Ellie lays in my bed, cuddled up with a Grogu stuffie around 10 pm that night. The light from the TV in my room fills the room and the noise of medical machines beeping layers perfectly with Ellie’s snores. We haven’t left the bed since we got back from Jackson High. As soon as we got back, we immediately turned on Grey’s Anatomy and gorged on snacks. 
Now hours later, my phone buzzes repeatedly and my head snaps over, hoping it won’t wake the traumatized child up. I quickly crawl to the end of the bed, swiping my phone up from the ground before lowering my feet to the floor. I quickly scurry across the room to my on-suite bathroom, sliding the door closed.
A picture of me and Joel on Halloween covers the screen and I smile a bit. He’s just here to pick up his daughter, Imogen. Not to see you.
My finger presses the green button, and I bring the phone up to my head. “Hey,” I say lowly.
“Sugar, I’m outside your back door,” Joel's husky voice dances on my ear drums.
My feet tip-toe across the tile to the window that faces the back. Pulling the curtain to the side, I look down at where Joel is standing with a wine bottle in his hand. He’s patiently waiting for me or Ellie to open the door. “Spare key is under the mat,” I direct him.
He shifts a bit and tucks the bottle under his arm. “You’re jokin',” he sighs.
My head shakes and then I realize, he can’t see me. “No. I don’t feel like coming down 3 flights of steps so, let yourself in,” I tell him.
He groans, before reaching down to lift the mat. He picks up the pink sparkly key, holding it in the air before shaking his head. “That’s not what I meant but I’ll be up in a second,” he grumbles, sticking the key into the door.
“Sounds good, we’re in my room,” I inform him before clicking the red button on the screen.
A minute or two passes and I turn to my side, checking to make sure Ellie’s still asleep. Her brows furrow in her sleep and I gnaw on my lip watching her struggle, even in her dreams.
Joel’s footsteps slowly make their way closer to my room and I see his shadowy figure slowly push the door open. He pokes his head in, surveying the room when his eyes land on mine. “Hi,” he greets me with a small smile.
Dear god, he’s going to give me a heart attack. He’s so fucking cute and I find myself lighting up when I see him. A smile creeps onto my face when Joel steps into the room. “Hi,” I whisper before looking back down at Ellie.
“How long's she been out?” I hear Joel ask.
“Only 30 minutes,” I huff out.
My eyes find Joel’s again as he sets the bottle of wine down on my mantel. “Damn it. She’s gonna be mad when I wake her,” he foretells.
My eyes roam up and down his body, savoring how good he looks in the moonlight. His hair has grown a bit longer since Halloween, curling up slightly at the ends. “Maybe she should stay tonight,” I suggest.
Joel shrugs his jacket off, hanging it on a wall hook. “Why?” he asks.
“Come. Sit,” I demand, patting the empty spot at the end of the bed.
Joel kicks his shoes off by his jacket before sauntering over. He lowers his body awkwardly onto the edge of the bed with clasped hands. My hand reaches out towards him and he takes it, allowing me to pull him closer to me.
The warmth of his hands has me reluctant to let go. “Don’t freak out,” I preface once he’s close enough.
His eyes observe my face, and I assume he’s looking for any sign of emotion. “Darlin’, whenever you start a sentence like that I lose my shit,”
“Well, don't,” I command him before my hands slowly move to Ellie’s hoodie. She’s lying on her side with her back facing the both of us, so Joel can’t see her bruised face. I grab the edge of the fabric, pulling it back just enough to reveal the purple circle on her face. 
Joel sucks air in through his teeth and his upper body tenses. He leans over a bit more to get a better look at the black eye, dramatically dipping the bed. Ellie seemingly senses this and her body shifts to face us. 
Neither I nor Joel take a breath, waiting to see if Ellie’s going to wake up. She lets out a small grunt and her eyes flutter open. “Joel?” she whispers, squinting up at him.
Joel pulls the blanket up, tucking her in. “It’s okay, baby girl. You can go back to sleep,” he reassures her.
“Mmmm okay,” Ellie sighs, snuggling into the pink silk.
I slide towards the end of the mattress, grab Joel's wrist, and pull him into the ensuite bathroom. As soon as the door is closed, I turn around to face him. 
The first thing I notice is the prominent scowl on his face and his tense shoulders. “The hell happened to her face?” he grits.
My nose scrunches with disdain. “Don’t fucking snap at me, Joel,” I whisper yell at him.
He crosses the room, trapping me in between the counter and his body with nowhere to move. There’s nowhere for me to move and even if I wanted to, I’m frozen in place. “Fuck. I’m sorry, sugar,” he apologizes, putting his hands on my hips. 
His fingers slightly slide under my shirt and I shiver before he lays his full palms on my waist. His eyes flutter closed and he leans closer to me, resting his forehead on mine.
He hums and I know this is just platonic. He doesn’t want you Imogen, he’s just trying to ground himself. “She called me to pick her up around 11. Said the girl was an antagonistic bully. She shoved Ellie and called her a pussy,” I ramble while Joel’s thumbs trace a comforting pattern onto my skin.
He sighs and his eyes stay closed. “Ginny,” he says lowly.
“and Ellie rightfully beat her ass. I’m just saying to go easy on her for the next few days. Bitches are mean and I would’ve fought at 14 too if that cunt stepped to me like that. Did you teach her how to fight? Because she wiped the floor with that girl,” I continue, getting irritated about the situation all over again.
Joel opens his eyes, leaning back a bit. “Ginny,” he repeats.
“Oh, the school probably called you already. If they say I cussed out a parent, they’re fucking liars,” my nostrils flare, but Joel’s no fool. He probably already knows the truth.
My eyes search Joel’s face for any type of reaction before I continue. His face is entirely blank, confusing me more. “Gin—“
“What Joel?” I annoyingly cut him off.
He clears his throat, tucking a stray curl behind my ear. “Thank you,” he says calmly.
I chuckle, shaking my head. “You don’t have to thank me,” I tell him, looking away.
Dejavu clouds my brain when Joel bends his knees, forcing me to look at him. “I do. Ellie’s not your responsibility and she shouldn’t have called you. She should’ve called me,” he reiterates and I try not to get lost in his chocolate irises.
My head nods and I lick my lips, still salty with chip remnants. “Yes but Joel, I would much rather her call me than not say anything at all. What if she got arrested or worse? At least she’s safe. A win is a fucking win,” I argue.
He nods, scratching his eyebrow. “She talk to you after?” he asks.
“Mmhm,” I answer.
“How was she?” he follows up.
I shift to lean on my other leg. “Quiet. Usually, the first thing she does when she sees me is regurgitate one of your dad jokes, but she’s barely said a word since we got back,” I note.
“Damn it,” Joel swears, pacing around the large bathroom. “Damn it,” he grits a little louder.
He runs his hands through his hair, slightly tugging at the roots. “What should I do?” he asks, voice laced with concern.
I gnaw on my lip faced once again with the fear of telling Joel how to parent. He stops pacing, waiting for me to answer. “Joel, I don’t know,” I sigh, quite frankly stressed the fuck out.
He shakes his head and lets out a client grunt. “You do. You’re just bitin' your tongue because you don’t want to step on my toes,” he speaks with his hands.
I step forward, grabbing his hands to try and soothe him. His calloused palms feel rough against my smooth moisturized ones. “Just be there for her and love her. Just keep loving her Joel,” I advise.
He adjusts our palms so his hands are on the outside. “Okay. Thank you, again,” he grunts.
The silence between us is comfortable, but Joel’s blinking is slow. “You look tired. Go lay down next to Ellie while I make my bed in the spare room,” I instruct him, pulling him towards the door.
His feet drag on the tile beneath us. “I can help you,” he offers.
I release one of his hands, sliding the door open. “You can help me by making me breakfast in the morning. I’m sleepy too,” I bargain, hoping he’ll make some bacon.
“Okay,” Joel whispers as we leave the bathroom. I part ways with him, heading down the hall to make up the extra bed for him. It only takes a few minutes and when I get back to my room, I catch a glimpse of Joel lying horizontally over my footboard. 
As I come closer, I see both he and Ellie are asleep. He’s on top of the covers, having shed his jeans, holding Ellie’s feet through the duvet.
I shake my head, too tired to bother waking him. He grumbles as I slide into the warmth of the bed and I roll my eyes. I didn’t expect to share my bed with one human tonight, let alone two.
I pull the covers up, careful not to kick Joel in the face as I situate myself. Like magic, my eyes close and I’m asleep within minutes.
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As soon as I can form a thought, I feel a chill hit my feet. I instantly swipe them around the sheets, searching for my electric blanket. My legs intertwine a warm item and I attempt to hide my face behind Ellie’s body.
A few moments pass and I hear snickers in the room. “Go back to sleep, sugar,” I hear the man’s voice say and I try my best to ignore it. 
I groan, melting further into the warm body next to me. It’s far too early to be thinking about anything but more sleep. “Shut up, then,” I mumble.
This time the laugh is loud and deep, and it comes from underneath me. The realization that I’m curled into Joel right now sends panic up my ass.
My eyes open wide and I shoot up into a sitting position, scrambling back away from Joel. Joel reaches out to grab me but I underestimate how big my bed is when I’m suddenly tumbling backwards on the floor. 
My body connects with the ground with a loud thud. “Oooo,” I hear Ellie groan.
 Joel peers over the edge of the mattress. “You alright?” he checks, voice laced with concern.
My hand pushes his out of the way. “I’m fine. Just got spooked. Not used to people being here is all,” I partially lie. 
The problem isn’t with them staying here, it’s my feelings for Joel. “Sorry we scared you darlin’,” Joel apologizes.
Rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, I stand from the floor. “It’s okay. Shit. What time is it?” I ask the two sitting on top of my bed.
Ellie shovels another forkful of pancakes into her mouth. “11:30,” she mumbles through chewing.
My eyes go wide and I feel an oncoming spiral approaching. My chest gets tight as the panic sets in. “Fuck, fuck, fuck,” I swear, looking for my phone under the 5 layers of blankets. “The bakery opened 3 hours ago,” I tell them, patting the top of the covers to find my phone.
Joel grabs my wrist, ceasing any movement I’m making. “Relax. I checked with Grace. They’re doin' fine,” he reports with a small smile.
The gaze lingers between us for a moment too long causing a sizzling feeling to linger in the air. Joel looks down at where we connect, quickly pulling his hand back. “Ginny, come on. Joel made breakfast,” Ellie beams before popping a crispy slice of bacon in her mouth.
I rub my eyes, trying to get out any crust that might be in them. “You did?” I ask.
Joel nods and I admire his bedhead. “Least I could do, sugar,” he says nonchalantly.
Ellie stands from the bed, holding her empty plate in her hands. I follow after her, excited to soothe my rumbling stomach. 
Once we’re in the kitchen, I’m hit with the realization that I hate cooking. There hasn’t been food in my house since last Thanksgiving. “Where did you get the bacon?” I ask Joel over my shoulder.
“Stopped by my place earlier,” Joel discloses.
My heart warms and a smile so big covers my face it hurts. “Joel, that’s so nice,” I remark.
Ellie darts past us, putting her dishes in the dishwasher. “I have to keep working on the wall. Thanks for breakfast, Joel,” she bids us goodbye, rushing across the room.
Joel hands me a plate and I accept it, loading it up with some fresh fruit first. “You’re welcome, kiddo,” Joel replies.
“See you in a bit, El,” I call to her.
“Look, I have to go. My brother Tommy is comin' round and he doesn't come round often,” Joel says, awkwardly tapping the counter with his pointer finger.
My jaw drops and I peer up at him with regret. “Oh fuck, Joel. You should’ve woke me up,” I whine.
Joel slowly shakes his head. “Mmm, didn’t want to. You look cute when you sleep,” he compliments.
My eyes widen and I look down at my plate, praying I don’t drop it. Joel fucking Miller just called me cute. “I’m sorry,” I apologize.
“Don’t apologize. I made the decision,” Joel’s morning voice sounds like a melody to my ears.
I nod, unsure of what to say. I pick up a piece of bacon, moaning at the perfect crispiness of the meat. “Well, enjoy breakfast. Thanks again for Ellie,” Joel pipes up.
“Of course. Bye, Joel,” I wave at him as he follows his daughter.
“Bye,” Joel calls over his shoulder with a smile.
My head throws back with a groan as I shuffle towards my couch. A faint knocking sound rasps on the wooden door and I pause my movements. I wait for another knock and when I don’t hear anything, I dust it out of my mind. I sit on the couch before I hear a knock again, this time louder. My feet carry me down the stairs to my back door and when I turn the corner, I see Joel’s side profile.
He looks stressed so I quickly yank the door open. “Did you forget your knife again?” I ask.
He shakes his head. “No, sweetheart. I’m sorry for botherin’ you,” he apologizes, putting one hand on the door frame.
He leans onto the side of the bakery and the wood groans beneath him. “What’s wrong?” I ask.
He clears his throat, seemingly uncomfortable. “Are you free tomorrow?” he asks.
My brows furrow and I pull my cardigan closed over my inevitably hard nipples. “Uh, I can be. Why?” I sputter.
He closes his eyes for a moment, inhaling a harsh breath. “Maybe I’m readin’ this wrong,” he sighs.
“Reading what wrong?” I ask.
Joel removes his hand from the wall, straightening his back. “Nevermind. I’ll see you later,” he mumbles.
My eyes dart left and right. Am I in the fucking twilight zone right now? “Umm okay,” I utter.
“Bye, sugar,” he says before taking a step back, putting what feels like a mile in between us.
Somehow, I feel a pang of disappointment in my stomach that I’ve missed something. “Bye,” I say to him, stepping back and shutting the door.
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stealingyourbones · 2 years
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Can we talk about how if jason and jazz got married and had a family (most of their kids would prolly be adopted), jazz would be the super successful breadwinner of the family and jason would perfectly fill the role of domestic housewife. He would mother hen SO HARD and he would love every minute of it. Three of his kids would climb him like a jungle gym while he did house chores like vacuuming and dishes and he would unironically drive a minivan everywhere. Jason = ideal housewife plz and ty
Jason? Housewife? I mean I can tell where you’re coming from fanon version of the guy but if you wanna do comic version of Jason, the dude would rather help Bruce on a mission than stay at home all day. Let me see what I can do because I mostly know Jason from when he was straight up a villain in comics.
Ok so he never really had a good father figure that shows what a dads meant to do. All of the stuff he knows is from asking friends on what to do, parenting books, Alfred, and books he’s read as a kid. Jason would be positively floundering with raising a bunch of kids at first. He’s good with kids so he does that just fine but dealing with kids for a long period of time? That takes some work. He doesn’t know what a normal kid is meant to do and what he can tell them. He grew up on Crime Alley and then became a billionaires ward. That’s quite the wild childhood living situation. What age do kids normally learn how to cook? How to lie? How to defend themselves? What are normal hobbies people have? All of these questions just swirl in Jason’s brain as he does his best to give his kids a normal life.
Jazz is the breadwinner while Jason is getting a solid 40% cut from mobs in his territory? I’d love a job that pays that much. I don’t think she’d be the breadwinner but Jazz definitely does a normal 9-5 job while Jason does stuff more at night. Jason staying with their kids during the day while Jazz is out of the house makes sense in that case. He spoils the hell out of his kids. He’s a massive pushover and does everything be can to prevent his kids from turning out like him.
He absolutely wouldn’t fit into your stereotypical role of housewife stuff. Still, imagining a 6ft tall 225lbs man of pure muscle and scars taking his kids to a local park and sitting on a park bench watching his kids run around and play while absentmindedly flipping a butterfly knife open and closed at incredible speed. Or threatening a kid who’s bullying his child with a whole ass Glock and then instantly switching to caring for his kid who got punched and checking them for injuries is some lovely mental imagery.
Additionally: Jason going to parent teacher conferences and forcing the school to implement disability accommodations classes for the teachers because one of his kids slightly mentioned that his teacher didn’t let him have extra time to work on his test like they should have. Casually cleaning his teeth with one of the scariest fucking knives you’ve ever seen while meeting with one of his kids friends parents. Bullying the principal to invite a mystery guest speaker to his kids schools for an Anti Drug PSA and low and behold, Red Hood walks into the school gymnasium and does a fucking incredible one man play and an almost poetic speech on the effects of drugs and how it can impact your families.
When his kids realize that they can simply climb on him and he doesn’t mind their weight they start doing it constantly. They scramble up his legs onto his shoulders and just sit there while Jason cooks dinner. The only sign that Jason acknowledges the kids presence is to warn them to not put their feet near the stove and to ruffle their hair when they get settled on his shoulders.
Jason not only has a mini van, it’s one of the most decked out mini vans to ever exist. This thing is built like a covert batmobile. You could take on an army of tanks with this car but he simply uses it to weave around traffic like a madman driving his kid to ice skating school.
Jason absolutely isn’t the ideal housewife but he’s a housewife that you Do Not wish to fuck with. You touch his kids and that’s the last thing you’ll ever do.
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🦄 ✨ Here's an introduction of my OCs and the F/O's that I ship them with!!! :D ✨ 🦄
💗🌈 🩷 Name: Rainbow Vivre Age: 22 Species: Human Vallonica "Vallea" Glyssen, also known as "Rainbow Vivre", is very sweet, outgoing, and can sometimes be a little air-headed. She has a looooot of boyfriends. I can't list every boyfriend she has because it would be a very long list, so I'll just list two of them. Mr. Paulson (Teamo Supremo), and Mr. Tinkerton (The Legend of Frosty the Snowman). 💗 🌈🩷
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✨ 💜 🩵 Name: Desiree Hills Age: 25 Species: Human Desiree Hills is optimistic and sweet. It's very easy for her to sympathize/empathize with others. She's very rich and lives in a pink Barbie-style mansion. She owns a white Yorkshire Terrier named Daisy. Her boyfriend is Sarge Snorkel (Beetle Bailey). 🩵 💜 ✨
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❤️ 🖤 ✨ Name: Nataly Vaclavik Age: 2160 (demon years) 36 (human years) Species: Demon Nataly Vaclavik loves to commit crimes on the regular (such as robbing banks, shoplifting, and other typical bad guy-ish stuff) She also has a fascination with weapons. She has a sweet tooth and loves red velvet cake and chocolates. Her boyfriend is Principal Pankley (The Legend of Frosty the Snowman). ✨ 🖤 ❤️
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🩷 💚 🍓 Name: Ichigo Age: Ageless Physical and mental age: 24 Species: Robot Ichigo is ditzy and super kind. She’s also pretty sensitive. Also, she knows when to be serious. She can speak in both Japanese and English. Her boyfriend is Percy Polie (Rolie Polie Olie). 💚 🩷 🍓
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🌸 🩷 🌼 Name: Harmony Hoffman Age: 24 Species: Human Harmony Hoffman is very shy. She's a botanist/phytologist. She loves flowers and her favorites are roses, sunflowers, tulips, marigolds, and daisies. Her boyfriend is Cap'n Turbot (Paw Patrol). 🌸 🩷 🌼
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💜 🩷 🎶 Name: Setsuko Senritsu Age: 22 Species: Human Setsuko Senritsu is a character from the video game called “Happy Hyper Dance!” or “ハッピーハイパーダンス!” (Basically, it’s a fictional/nonexistent game I came up with that is similar to Dance Dance Revolution). She's super bubbly and energetic. Her boyfriend is Surge Protector (Wreck-It Ralph). 🩷 💜 🎵
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💛 💜 🦋 Name: Melinda Grace Age: 21 Species: Butterfly Melinda Grace is very smart, although scatterbrained. She loves fashion, cooking, and reading. Her favorite things to cook are sweets, especially frosted cookies. Her favorite book genres are romance, comedy, and fantasy. Her boyfriend is Adam Flayman (Bee Movie). 💜 💛 🦋
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🩵 🎸 🩷 Name: Abigill Eauston Age: 22 Species: Axolotl Abigill Eauston has an interest in music and has a huge collection of musical instruments. Her favorite musical instrument is the electric guitar. Her boyfriend is Mr. Baldwin (Fish Hooks). (Fun fact: Abigill's name is a pun on the name "Abigail" and the word "gill"). 🩵 🎸 🩷
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❤️ 🩷 🍎 Name: Loretta Reid Age: 26 Species: Human Loretta Reid is a Kindergarten teacher and loves working with and teaching kids. Her students call her Miss Reid. She's been teaching for four years. She's very sweet, caring, sympathetic/empathetic, and fun. Her boyfriend is the Teacher/Sensei/Mr. S (Doraemon). 🩷 ❤️ 🍎
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Name: Sparklemary Age: 1400 (fairy years) 24 (human years) Species: Fairy Sparklemary loves jewelry, fashion, flowers and candy. She's bubbly, sweet, elegant, and can be silly at times. She loves collecting minerals/gems/crystals and flowers to make jewelry out of! Her boyfriend is Head Pixie (The Fairly Oddparents).
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Ultra Opposites in: New Allies Part 2 Sneak Peek #2: Miss Frankie’s Redemption (for @avaveevo and @crazychanuwu77)
Miss Frankie finally transforms as a black tornado surrounds her and she has transformed into her own black and white super suit.
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: laughs evilly Prepare to suffer the wrath of… SHADOW LADY!!!
Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: Honey! Snap out of it! Think about what you’re doing!
Miss Frankie, now goes by Shadow Lady, jumps up and lands on her feet as she puts a katana near Legendary Super Shlorpian’s neck.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: gasp Shadow Lady! Wait!
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: You filthy fucking superhero aliens have messed with Earth for the last time!
Terry/Solar Flare: Oh no! Korvo!
Solar Flare ultimately snapped as his eyes glow orange and he turns back into his monstrous form as he roars loudly.
Terry/Solar Flare: growling
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: Oh shit! Not again! screams
Solar Flare and attacks Shadow Lady as he scratches Shadow Lady’s eye as she gasp and held it her eye as she gasp. Solar Flare then stops as he looks at the blood on his huge hands as he grows terrified over what he has done.
Terry/Solar Flare: Oh my God… I’m sorry… I-I’m sorry, I am so so sorry! voice breaking I didn’t mean to! I am so sorry-
Suddenly, Psylock hugs Solar Flare, as he starts crying and turns back to his normal self. Legendary Super Shlorpian and Electra then ran up to comfort Solar Flare and embrace him in a soothing hug as he continue crying.
Jesse/Electra: It's okay, Terry.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: We're here for you, my darling.
Solar Flare continues to cry as Legendary Super Shlorpian and Electra continues to hug him while Randall pats Solar Flare on the back and Janiz, Eva, Aisha and Super Cooke and heads to Terry, concern. Looking at his crying father, Psylock finally had enough and bravely heads up to Shadow Lady, furiously having enough of his teacher’s specist behavior towards his family.
Yumyulack/Psylock: That does it Shadow Lady! This time, you've gone too far!!!
Psylock uses his mind reading powers and gasp as he uses it on Miss Frankie. It shows childhood memories of a young Miss Frankie, she used to have her own dreams, but her parents want her to be a teacher, which she didn’t want as she sighs sadly. It then shows Miss Frankie once being a sci-fi fan until some of the kids started to bully her. Miss Frankie then put her stuff away in boxes as she sighs sadly. The mind reading ends once Miss Frankie started to gasp.
Miss Frankie: Oh my God. I remember. I used to have my own dreams. But my parents want me to be a teacher, which is something I never wanted. I only wanted to make them happy with my dreams. But, they never hate it and forced me to be someone I didn’t want to be. It drove us apart, I gave on my dreams and turn into a teacher. For my parents’ sake. But we all grew apart years later. My parents never cared about me, they only wanted what was best for themselves.
Psylock then starts to feel sympathy for Miss Frankie as he looks down and knows what to do.
Yumyulack/Psylock: Miss Frankie, you're right! I don't know what you went through! But I do know you can't do this! I've seen where this leads, and so have you!
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: I only saw what you showed me! Who knows what'll really happen
Yumyulack/Psylock: I've seen it a dozen times! Things don't turn out well on Earth without my family!
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: Ugh! What's so special about your family?! How can a group of aliens that are so different be so important?!
Yumyulack/Psylock: The differences between me and my family is the very things that make our friendship strong!
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: I thought my family and I were the same. But we turned out different, and it tore what we had apart!
Yumyulack/Psylock: So try again! Make new friends! And if something that you can't control happens that changes things, work through it together! That's what friendship is! And it's not just my happiness that are important to my family! Everyone's are! When yours ended, it led us here. But just imagine all the others that are out there waiting for you if you just give them a chance!
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: How do I know they won't all end the same way?
Yumyulack/Psylock: I guess it's up to you to make sure they don't.
Shadow Lady’s face then softens into a remorseful one as she looks down at own of her weapon’s reflection as she finally realized what a horrible person she’s been all this time. She looks at the Ultra Opposites, even her boyfriend, and realizes how much she hurt them deeply and emotionally. Then, the mob appears as the Ultra Opposites gasp.
Mob Member Lady: There they are! Get ‘em!
The mob prepares to charge at the Ultra Opposites, but Shadow Lady puts herself in front of the heroes.
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: Stand down, please.
The mob gasp as the Ultra Opposites grow surprise by what Shadow Lady did.
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: I was wrong. The Ultra Opposites are not monsters. They’re heroes. I was just being selfish because I had a hurtful past. I used to be kind. I used to be caring. But instead, I let my own uncaring family get the best of me. I turned into someone I am not. And I ended up hurting people who really do care about me. I am so sorry Ultra Opposites. They’re heroes and they deserved better.
Electra smiled at Shadow Lady, which is shown that she has forgiven her.
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captainsatspeed · 1 year
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trying to think up a red dead teacher au seemed like fun at first but then i remembered they're all incredibly stupid which makes it considerably more difficult when assigning subjects.
my one big brain moment is that dutch is the principal and micah is the new vice principal who acts like they are the most powerful person in the school and everyone despises.
other characters below the cut!
arthur: he gives me woodwork teacher vibes. i considered art because he's such a good artist but he doesn't have the "slightly insane and doesn't know what's going on 90% of the time" energy of an art teacher.
john... a practical subject seems the only route, god bless him. he could also be a woodwork teacher? though since he's a rancher maybe agricultural science could technically work? (i'm irish, yes we have that as a subject here)
hosea gives maths. in a good way. a nice maths teacher. geography teacher suits him too.
pearson obviously home economics. his ass can’t cook for shit but his students all pass somehow
sadie pe. idk what other people’s impressions of female pe teachers are but mine have all been girlbosses who are also super nice (but god forbid you cross them.)
lenny english. he’s actually intelligent and can understand literature
charles is bugging me. he also gives woodwork teacher, but i’m also feeling geography. he’d have maps all around his classroom
sean is that one new teacher that nobody’s actually sure what subject he teaches. he just subs and occasionally goes out drinking with students
susan either french or science. strict but secretly loves a bit of banter
javier easily music
uncle is the janitor/caretaker who is actually the most popular staff member
i'm fairly stuck with everyone else, please feel free to add ideas!
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marabarl-and-marlbara · 6 months
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hello. i'm not sure how to phrase this properly but do you have any advice on not being afraid of being social with real humans? i admit i am a bit paranoid. i do not want to share anything about myself with anyone in real life, i do not want to use any social media that can be easily traced back to my real identity, i am afraid of meeting up with and talking to people i can meet locally etc. i know that human connection requires vulnerability and being "real", but i've seen far too many examples of people being bullied for being themselves and from my experiences relationships don't last that long, i can't keep friends, so it's almost not worth it to open up that much because it can be used against you later once you stop talking etc etc etc., at least that's what i think. i don't know how to perceive people as kind and stop being afraid. it's hard. sorry if this question is not phrased well.
hi anonymous; i:m terrible to ask for this!
i have basically no real-life relationships and my whole life has basically been a tomb built upon an inability to change, connect, and grow; spiritually i:m like what happens if the bacteria inside an empty house is allowed to stagnate and flow in-to the floorboards till it becomes like a fat pungent jelly saturating the baseboards, principal post, foundation; nasty and tepid and like a black mold :-))!
any-ways: what helped me get-over my social anxiety, slightly, was just gradual exposure at my own behest: forcing myself to go-out and get something nice for myself weekly/daily; when i had a little more money: this would be stopping out for coffee; or: just going to a thrift-store and looking at books.
for internet stuff and bullying: being open and facing consequence for your own existence is just part-and-parcel of being a person; even: if you are "making a career out of yourself" (whether it be an artist, or just some prolific poster (i:d consider this a career, absolutely, because when i was "way emotionally worse" i:d more-or-less literally get financially incentivized for being actively suicidal and mentally ill--blood sacrifice)) you sort-of implicitly are surrendering a barrier between yourself and other, cause ultimately it:s All About Connection & people don:t connect to barriers super well; incidentally, i think i had a worse time with "bullying" when i had more to be ashamed about myself, and had more internal insecurities -- but i also cared more about my identity as an artist; i:ve Confronted(!) the parts i:ve been too ashamed to confront and made peace with them, and now am mostly content with just housekeeping.
But: i:m still terrifically lonely. purpose and identity helps there; the only things that have ever abated the loneliness for me is being completely ensorcelled with /something/ (like a writing project, drawing, fleshing out an inner world, feeling like i am furthering my goal to the Communication/bacteria) -- and those only come as impulses for me; without: every-day is just a lonely dead-quiet stretch between meals that:s filled up with finding excuses to keep myself busy.
~but: i think that:s also "better;" i keep myself to a routine and give myself responsibilities that i don:t let myself shirk (my praying, my cleaning, my exercising, forcing myself to go to church once a week, my cooking, my grocery shopping); it:s like what moto realizes at the end of boogiepop phantom episode 1,
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unfortunately we have to reconcile ourselves by ourselves, and likely: that is a life-time struggle that none of us get to shirk;
if you:d like a recommendation, anonymous, i:d like you to watch "boogiepop and others" (not "boogiepop phantom") episode 6; it:s an episode about that struggle, suema talks about it; if i:m feeling super-duper down i:ll listen to that conversation @ the end of episode 6 between suema and aya, about the struggle with the imaginator, and whether-or-not boogiepop is real.
anyways, i don:t think i gave you great advice here anonymous; even: i doubt any of this will lift your spirits >:-)) but @ minimum: try to be kind to yourself, including patience with yourself, and also responsibility to yourself; often it seems like people are awaiting another to come and pluck the dirt out of us: but that dirt is us, and all another can do is add more slurry to us.
take care chief.
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akanidaifanatic · 1 year
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daybreak on roblox — the summary
— host putting traps everywhere
— killers running away from eiji and into kyle’s traps
— host vs kyle showdown
— people using characters which might be gay for each other just because
— the game turns into gaybreak because nearly everyone is gay
— ghost mains jumpscaring everyone
— principal with his cursed hitbox which could slap you from the sun
— slasher mains who should just go play arsenal
— host mains making sure nobody can take five steps without stepping into a trap
— yejun/walmart super idol mains chasing daejung mains all over the map
— warden mains being able to cook, clean and do homework while playing, and they’re still going to win
— werewolf mains being called the furry for the 69th time
— banshee mains exploding gens while screaming
— eiji mains running away after stunning the killer
— jun and nathan being nearly immortal
— gabbie mains with their 15+ stacks
— adriana mains in their lockers
— riley mains after getting hit once, running faster than yara
— kyle mains taunting the killer
— serena being able to detect the killer’s location
— gabrielle having a stud counter phone which shows how far she is from the killer (only thing she’s good for aside from genrushing)
— sarah mains feeling like they talked to a wall after telling people to stay away from them because of their ability
— dakari mains missing all their shots
— the whole game going crazy while everyone gets to know each other. all in all, a very wholesome yet chaotic experience where the whole server cries when one person leaves.
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yaqamole · 9 months
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What are some of the roles for the other nations in your au?
OH BOY!
So (some of these characters come from things my friends came up with) here are some of the other characters. If you want to hear about other characters in the AU, just send an ask
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo - Middle School Science Teacher
100% dabbles with the Devil's Lettuce
Chemistry is his forte
Shares a classroom with the AP Latin teacher, Cristiano D'Angelo (Naples)
Has pissed off the principal, Romulus Mancini, a lot
Nobody is sure why he hasn't been fired yet
Lorenzo Di Salvo - AP European History Teacher
Has little pride pins on his jacket
Is the cool, young, and sarcastic teacher that the teens love
Comforts a lot of kids during his free periods or after school
Unfazed by the crazy things kids do
Looks a little too much like Principal Mancini but with melanin
Kinda has a thing going on with Mr. Fernandez
Shares a classroom with French teacher, Francois Bonnefoy
Feliciano Bernardi - Latin I Teacher
Not a single person thinks he is straight
Very dramatic
Shares a classroom with German teacher, Gilbert Beilschmidt
Has a picture of himself from when he was a teenager on his desk with some blond man he refuses to talk about
Best friends with elementary/middle school counselor, Ludwig Beilschmidt
Rumor that he is related to Mr. Di Salvo and Mr D'Angelo
Cristiano D'Angelo - AP Latin Teacher
Very bubbly and sweet
One kid made him cry once and everyone ended up bullying the fuck out of the kid that made him cry until he apologized
Does NOT get along with Mr. Bernardi
Listens to goth music which surprised everyone given he dresses in pastels and flowy clothes
In charge of Latin Club
His hair is so big and it's full of secrets
Romulus Mancini - Principal (Highschool)
Literally doesn't run this school properly
100% is embezzling money from school fundraisers
Has a "concerns" box but doesn't check that out
Everyone thinks the Italians are his kids
There's a rumor that he's got a thing going on with the admin of the schools and that's why he gets away with so much
His office feels like it belongs in a horror movie
Loves wolves more than air
Matthew Williams - High School Art Teacher
Always has paint in his beard
Very chaotic and charismatic
The teacher everyone thinks is super funny
Great listeneer
The art teacher that loves to see the kids' growth and gives them the best advice to yield the best possible results
Does not get jack shit from the school
Shares classroom with Tolys
Tolys Laurinaitis - History Teacher and Basketball coach
Does not get paid enough for this shit
He humor can be very blunt and unexpected
Cooks for the classes as an incentive
Is mad that they are supposed to have practice as a team with no proper gym yet
Surviving on all the coffee he can get from the teacher's lounge
Rocks the Man-Bun
Arthur Kirkland - AP English Teacher
Has a LOT of beef with Mr. Mikhailov (Ivan)
Big horror movie fan, too
Has a bi flag and nb flag in his pencil cup
Too many mugs
Will throw Shakespearian insults at the other teachers
"Actually, that is incorrect"
Has an "independent" classroom in the gym
Honda Kiku - Vice Principal (Lower Grades)
He’s currently trying to work his way up to principal
He's lowkey kinda awkward but he's hella good at his job, besides, you know- getting children to like him.
He forgets children are part of the job description half the time
Children go to him when bad. This is a threat
Ludwig Beilschmidt - Guidance Counselor (Lower Grades)
Scarier than he looks
Has pictures of his dogs in his wallet
Everyone is very confused as to why he and Mr. Bernardi are so close
Very chill to talk to
Everyone plays a guessing game on his sexuality
Very young for his position
Arlovskaya Nataliia - Gymnastics Coach/Dance Team
Resting bitch face
Short but full of fire
Fairly fluent in English but stumbles from time to time
Cousin to Ivan
Loves what she does and she does it well
Students fear and love her
Franocis Bonnefoy - French Teacher
Flirts with like every teacher
For some reason is best friends with Mr. Fernandez and Mr. Beilschmidt #1
Tries to be cool and fails miserably
The students photoshop him onto a lot of French memes though
#1 Way to piss him off is making Italian jokes at him
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Hihihi all! It’s startin to get hot out. Or maybe it already is hot. I can’t feel this. Today from the little book of mice and war we are making a chilled treat named “Great Hall Gooseberry Fool”.
(If you’d like to follow along with this foolish endeavor, original recipe is under the cut!)-
MY NAMES CROSS NOW LETS COOK LIKE ANIMALS
SO, “what goes in to a Great Hall Gooseberry Fool?” YOU MIGHT ASK
Gooseberries
Sugar
Cornstarch 
Milk
Heavy Cream
(Optionally, vanilla pudding)
Grated chocolate
SO funny story; the principal, crown jewel, fruit of this confection was federally outlawed until 1966, where it transferred to a state-by-state basis. Now, the state I live in doesn’t have any restrictions on ribes (the family of fruit the gooseberry belongs to), but due to the decades of being banned, its still super duper hard to find. I’m not keen on the deets but golden berries are a lot more common than gooseberries, despite being the same family,. The main difference between them seems to be appearance, and taste. This will be relevant. 
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AND, “what does Great Hall Gooseberry Fool taste like?” YOU MIGHT ASK
As if you ground up a pregnant mammalian insect and its unbirthed internal egg clutch, and ate it. 
Kind of like a rancid orange. Meaty.  Grainy. Viscous. Acrid.
With many tiny seeds
The custards pretty good!
Texture overall reminds me of baby food. 
A schnasty exploding bullet that gives way to an infection. The grated chocolate makes it look even more unsanitary but it and the custard were the most enjoyable parts.
.I managed about 2 bites before my mouth dug its heels into my brain and halted. This was meant for UK gooseberries, and you cannot substitute for cape/golden berries. 
.substituted Gooseberries for ‘Golden Berries’ .used almond milk for ‘milk’  -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yipes! YUH oh!YORK!
In the future I’d make this with blackberry or raspberry, maybe? What I’m able to gather between the flavor profiles of goose vs golden, they seem to be more comparable to those. It’s also very very possible I didn’t puree it correctly, it called for an amount of water that didn’t quite cover the fruit and combined with the sugar I noticed even on low heat it seemed to caramelize some pieces of fruit skin?
The custard part actually turned out super well! Considering I’ve never made custard before, or, actually tasted custard before- I was thoroughly impressed with how it turned out! If only I hadn’t folded all of it into the fruit.
The custard and chocolate shavings try to papermache the termite infestation, and its damn good papermache, but the termites eat that too. 3/10. didn’t give me food poisoning, wasn’t as bad as the time i needed a scented candle held to my face to force down a whey protein shake, still super duper nauseating. 
🐁 ORIGINAL RESIPPY TEXT BELOW 🐁
Fruit:
1 pound gooseberries, washed
1/2 cup sugar
Custard:
(or substitute 1/2 cup prepared vanilla pudding):
1 tablespoon sugar
1 tablespoon cornstarch
10 tablespoons milk
1/2 cup heavy cream, whipped
Grated chocolate (use a cheese grater), for serving.
Method:
Place the gooseberries in a saucepan with the sugar and two tablespoons of water. Cook over medium heat until the fruit is completely soft, about 10 minutes. Press the fruit through a fine mesh sieve set over a bowl to achieve a smooth puree. Let cool.
To make the custard, in a bowl, mix the cornstarch and sugar with 2 tablespoons of the milk.
In a small saucepan over medium heat, bring the remaining 1/2 cup of milk to a boil. Pour the hot milk onto the cornstarch mixture and stir to blend well. Return the mixture to the pan and cook over medium-low heat, stirring, until thickened, about 4 minutes. Let cool, stirring occasionally.
Fold the custard and then the whipped cream into the gooseberry puree. Cover and refrigerate until thoroughly chilled, at least 1 hour.
To serve, divide the fool between four sundae glasses and sprinkle each with a little grated chocolate.
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count-alucard-tepes · 9 months
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Hotties & Modern AU - working in school environment. If they r teachers, what subject? Who's the principal? Etcetc!
Haha I love this! I’m gonna have fun with this one!
Kizaru ✨: the principal who is super chilled and has an amazing relationship with all his colleagues. Students are terrified of him but respect him.
Akainu🌋: the Vice principal who everyone is terrified of and if they see him they avoid him completely even the staff.
Ryokugyu 🌱: botany/life sciences teacher who is tough on his students but the kids love him because he cracks jokes all the time and is super cool.
Fujitora 🐅: he’s the kindergarten teacher who loves being around kids and taking care of the little ones.
Sir Crocodile 🐊: the literature teacher that all the girls have a crush on because his voice is so smooth and sexy.
Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩: the cool art teacher who throws the best end of the year parties! He is a favorite with his students as they always have so much fun in his lessons.
Benn Beckman 🔫: the math teacher who is really good at teaching the kids, he wants them to be the best they could be.
Katakuri Charlotte 🍡: the physics teacher who is always calm and one of the student’s favorites because he’s an enigma.
Killer🔪: he’d be the geography teacher who is super bubbly and the students are super comfortable with him. He gives them good advice all the time.
Kaido🐉: the music teacher who used to be amazing back in the day but now he’s just coming to school drunk and let’s the kids do whatever they want to do.
King 👑: the best music teacher who can play all the instruments and is a fan favorite of the students because he can play any genre of music! The kids always wait for his performances on assembly days.
Queen👑: the drama teacher of course! He’s the extra, over the top teacher who also is the DJ/performer at all the school events.
Izou🔫🔫: the dance teacher that everyone including the teachers have a crush on because he’s so freaken pretty!
Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒: the intense history teacher who is super passionate about the French Revolution and all the kids fall asleep in his class.
Oven Charlotte 🍞: the home economics teacher who teaches cooking and baking. All the teachers love going to his class to get some food because it tastes so good!
Buggy🤡: the director of the performance arts department who calls all the shots. He is one of the favorites of the staff.
Marco the Phoenix 🦅: the doctor at the school, tending to kid’s wounds and teachers who need someone to rant to.
Eustass Kidd🤘🎸: Robotics/IT teacher who is a big hit with the kids because who doesn’t love technology!? All the teachers go to him for help with their tech issues.
Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕: school psychologist/guidance counselor as he is so kind and easy to talk with. Everyone loves Cora-San.
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