#please get on Twitter for the love of all that is holy
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❤️❤️❤️ It's officially Cher's birthday here in Japan, so I want to wish a very happy 77th birthday to the one and only iconic goddess of pop and my absolute favorite human being on this planet ❤️❤️❤️
#cher#cherilyn sarkisian#cher sarkisian#love of my life#goddess of pop#Cher 77th birthday#please get on Twitter for the love of all that is holy#happy birthday cher
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forming parasocial relationships w fic writers who are nice to me in their comments again
#someone stop me i get one friendly comment reply from a writer and i'm like holy shit please be my friend please like me please please pl#saw someone on twitter tlking abt how people ~can't buy my friendship by replying and commenting on my tweets~#and immediately i was like shit am i a bad person for commenting on fics? also i would totally be friends w someone if they replied to all#my tweets some of us need the validation#it's not even 9pm yet love how normal my brain is#maybe txt
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it's time... for the TEAM DARK FEST! 💥💥💥💥
me and @serpentineshine are hosting a little tournament to finally determine who the best Team Dark member is! this week there's gonna be goofs, bits, and even a special prize for the winner 👀
however, the most important prize of all is what awaits at the end of the festival! ...but that's a secret right now.
💥 cast your vote below! 💥
(oh also if anyone makes any propaganda for their fav character. tag me i wanna see)
video transcript below the cut! ⬇️
A blue announcement screen with scrolling text reads “SPECIAL FENSNAILZ ANNOUNCEMENT.” There’s a looping animation of Squeak the cat in the middle. It disappears, cutting to a shot of a studio space.
In the studio, SNAIL, SHINE, SQUEAK, and a VASH PLUSH all sit at a desk with a large CRT TV on it. Squeak and Vash are on top of the TV, and shelves with various items line the walls. Everyone seems to be unaware that the camera is rolling - Snail is reading the script, Shine is drinking from a mug, and Squeak is licking her butthole. Vash remains motionless.
Snail notices the camera zooming in, and throws away the script in a moment of panic. Shine and Squeak sit up to face the camera as well.
SNAIL: Coming at you pre-recorded, it’s Snail, Shine, and The Beasts!
SHINE: We’re here today to announce a special tournament we’re hosting: the TEAM DARK FEST!
SQUEAK: Eep!
VASH: weemp womp :]
SNAIL: You know ‘em, you love ‘em-
SHINE: Or hate them.
SNAIL: It’s all about TEAM DARK this week! Fellas, turn on that TV!
The camera cuts to a close-up of the TV as the screen flips on. Three shitty photos of each Team Dark member appear on the TV under the question “Who is the best member of Team Dark?” Every Team Dark member’s name is misspelled underneath the photos.
SHINE: Time for the ULTIMATE question: Who is the best Team Dark member?
SNAIL: Oof. We’re turning them against each other, huh? That’s dramatic.
SQUEAK: Meep! (HOLY SHIT)
The camera zooms out to a wide view of the studio, but zooms out much further than needed for a split second. For some reason, this is all being filmed on a green screen set, and the shelves behind the cast seem to be edited in. Not only that, but this studio is either widely over-staffed or widely under-staffed, because the boom mic is held by seven Chao stacked on top of each other. The camera zooms into a closeup of Snail before much of this information can be processed.
SNAIL: Well, it’s obviously Shadow. I told him if he won, I would get him ice cream after soccer practice!
The camera pans over to Shine.
SHINE: No way, vote for Rouge! She can carry like. Nineteen mountain lions. Give or take
The camera pans over to Squeak and Vash. Squeak points at a crude drawing of Omega that seems to say “VOTE OMEGA.” It is upside down. Vash holds a cute little sign that says “I <3 OMEGA” that he likely made himself.
SQUEAK + VASH: ?????????????? (we didn’t hire anyone to translate this part.)
Back in a wide shot, Snail and Shine stare blankly at Squeak and Vash. Squeak licks her butthole again. Vash is now Real. Someone off-screen sneezes very convincingly.
SHINE: This poll will run for ONE WEEK before we announce the winner! So little time…
SNAIL: Everyone make your vote count! The winner of this festival will have a special page in my…
An image of a porcelain snail appears over a white background as an echo-y human voice says “SECRET UPCOMING PROJECT.”
VASH: bweep bwaa :] (Yay! Prizes!)
SHINE: The final verdict will be decided by Twitter AND Tumblr, so commit as much voter fraud as you please!
Squeak bites Vash and he screams. They both fall off the TV and make a surprising amount of noise. Snail and Shine stare in shock.
SNAIL: See you in seven days! And hey, if you want to participate… tag me in any propaganda you make to fight for your favorite Team Dark member!
Squeak and Vash explode.
#IT'S VOTER FRAUD WEEK FOLKS!!!!!!!#watch our silly video we had a stupid amount of fun making it#also i'm gonna be using the tag teamdarkfest to organize all this stuff#for some reason the darkfest tag is full of mountain bikers and like one person posting captain america x iron man art 🤷♀️#teamdarkfest#team dark
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Silencing the haters | cl16 & gr63
Summary: the fans don't like your relationship with your boys, but you don't care.
Warning: hate comments.
a/n: just a little smau! i know it's a little short, it's like a second part of "petite sizes" I hope you like it <3
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charles_leclerc half of the season down, now it's time to rest with mes amours ❤️❤️
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user1 HOLY CRAP
alex_albon best throuple in the paddock
ynusername because we are the only one dumbass 🙄🙄
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charles_leclerc of course you do chérie 🤍 you look like an little cute angel
georgerussell63 our topless cute angel 🤍😋
ynusername GEORGIE‼️‼️
oscarpiastri adopt me please🥺
ynusername you can be a fly in our apartment
georgerussell63 or a recurring visitor
oscarpiastri I like the proposal of being a fly
charles_leclerc our family it's getting bigger and bigger each day 🥺🥺
ynusername a big SLAYyyyyy 💋💋
f1gossipp holy moly this is getting fruity here
georgerussell63 charlie did you really take a photo of me washing the dishes? 🫣🫣
charles_leclerc of course i did amour 🥰 you looked so handsome and cute 🥺
ynusername our nice servant 🥰🥰
user3 oh fuck...
arthur_leclerc is this why you didn't take me on vacation?!
charles_leclerc yeah
arthur_leclerc whyy?
georgerussell63 you are a pain in the ass thur
ynusername GEORGE, PLEASE STOP‼️ HE'S A KID‼️‼️‼️
f1paddockgossip she's a bitch, wouldn't dating two men at the same time be infidelity? honestly she's such a whore
user6 yeah, she is a slut in all caps, I can't understand how they are with her...
f1gossip maybe she's a gold digger 🤭🤭
user4 she looks like a whore
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georgerussell63 time to wind down 🩵🩵 📸 creds to ynusername
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carlossainz55 and why is ynusername showing her back?! 🧍🏻♂️
ynusername because I can, cabrón
landonorris she called you cabrón 😂😂😂🫵🏻🫵🏻
ynusername it's iconic for me how Charles and I are Sally and McQueen 💋💋
georgerussell63 what about me?
charles_leclerc you can be mater amour 🥰🥰
georgerussell63 that seems fine to me sweetcheeks 🥰🤭
f1wagss one wag for the price of two 🤭🤭
pierregasly oh god this is getting out of control
ynusername hm? wtf are u talking abt?
francisca.cgomes he's just a jealous baguette
ynusername i can see that 👀👀
f1paddockgossip hmm, funny... all I see here is a whore using two men for a little fame and attention
user5 my fav throuple ❤️❤️❤️
lilymhe yn it's so pretty 😍😍😍
ynusername thank u bbyyyy grlll
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ynusername summer break looking like heaven on earth this year ❤️🩵💋 (pd: this was not the way we wanted to hard launch, but we had to do it anyway)
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f1wagsgossip holy shit, congrats guys 🫶🏻
landonorris I love you guys, adopt me please 🥺🥺
charles_leclerc no lando, no
georgerussell63 we already adopted oscar!!
landonorris you are very boring people 🙄🙄
ynusername yup, we are
charles_leclerc am I seeing a photo of your underwear on the front page? 👀
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charles_leclerc you will be the end of me amour, you look sexy and cute as usual babe 😌😌🥰
pierregasly share with others that we don't have love please
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kellypiquet 🤍🤍🤍 p asks when will you come to play with her?
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leclerc_pascale ❤️❤️❤️ mes amours (my loves)
ynusername je t'aime maman! 🥺❤️❤️ (i love you mom)
georgerussell63 so so gorgeous my loves, i love you both 🤍🤍
charles_leclerc i love you too georgie 🩵🩵
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charles_leclerc we love you sweetie 🥰💗
lewishamilton *pretends to be shocked* 😳
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#formula one x reader#f1 x you#poly!drivers x reader#poly!drivers#poly!f1#george russell#charles leclerc#cl16 x gr63 x reader#geochal#lecssell#lecssell x reader#mariclerc fics#✿ mariclerc masterlist#my works#charles leclerc x reader#george russell x reader#f1 smau#charles leclerc social media au#george russell social media au#george russell blurb#charles leclerc blurb
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Country Girl | LS2
pairing: logan sargeant x luke bryan daughter reader
summary: when word that logan is dating a famous country singers daughter gets out he finally gets to show them off to the world
type: smau
[instagram] y/n_bryan
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y/n_bryan | just spent the weekend with the papa and holy shit…this man can party 😭
username: nah cause luke is so funny
username: i wanna party with the bryan family
lukebryan: HELL YEAH SWEETHEART!
logansargeant: looks fun!
username: ariana what are you doing here?!
username: logan??
username: hes a big fan of country music so its not a surprise
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caption: a slow sunday 🤍
replies:
username: that luke, your brother and who is that man??
username: please tell me it’s logan
yourbff: bro why does he look good in a backwards hat?
y/n_bryan: STAY BACK 🫥
yourbff: AHHAHA HES ALL YOURS
y/n_bryan: 🦐 yourself
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caption: a slow sunday 🤍
replies:
username: oh????
username: so it’s y/n!!
oscarpiastri: you’re not slick
logansargeant: oh well 😁
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y/n_bryan | three years with my man 🤍
username: THREE YEARS?!?
username: holy shit that person on twitter was right
riley: I TOLD YALL TO LET ME COOK!!!
logansargeant: i love you baby 🤍
oscarpiastri: simp
logansargeant: 🫥
lukebryan: i love my soon to be son-in-law
logansargeant: ISHAJSHYS HOLY SHIT!!
y/n_bryan: you broke him dad 😒
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logansargeant | “All I know is I don't want this night to end” 🤍
y/n_bryan: so cheesy using my dads lyrics but i still love you
logansargeant: 😘😘
username: stawpppoo
username: you two are so fucking cute together
username: y/n and logan >>>>>> everyone else
y/n_bryan: real and true
oscarpiastri: excuse me?
y/n_bryan: you and lily are a close second
username: they are couple goals
williamsracing: welcome to family (we been knew this whole time)
username: i just know admin has been waiting for this moment
williamsracing: yes ❤️
tags: @warrensluvr @paintedbypoetry @ilivbullyingjeongin @golden-hoax @nikfigueiredo @jiggly-puff-12 @ferrarisfailedstrats @tellybearryyyy @samantha-chicago
#f1 smau#f1 instagram au#f1 social media au#f1 x reader#formula 1#formula 1 smau#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 x y/n#formula 1 x you#formula one#formaula one logan sargeant#logan sargeant x fem!reader#logan sargeant au#logan sargent fluff#logan sargeant x you#logan sargent x reader#logan sargeant angst#logan sargeant#logan sargeant x reader
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❝ 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐘 𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀 ❞
pairing: r. suna x fem!reader
summary: Headcanons abt ur man who loves to record his fav girl !
content: very suggestive, established relationship, (p -> v), oral (f + m receiving), fingering, pet names (baby), cursing, filming (consensual for both parties), teasing (when is suna not teasing?), lmk if I missed anything. (kind of a soft smut release since i'm not confident)
✧ bf!suna who whips out his phone anytime you wear anything that's tight around your curves.
"Okay Rin, I'm coming out tell me what you think of this dress." He lets out an uninterested hum, because you've been in the store for at least two hours. You need a new dress for your cousin's birthday party.
When you walk out and give him a little twirl he immediately exits whatever game he was playing to pass the time and opens the camera app.
"Holy shit, look at that ass baby. Mmm and those pretty tits."
"Can you focus for like one second?
✧ bf!suna who sends you horny videos throughout the day, because he misses you.
dookie butt 😝💖
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look what u do to me
you
-boyyyy i'm at work rn
-but holy fuck... you moan so loud that i had to turn my volume down and i think i got looks from people
dookie butt 😝💖
so.... no titties ?
you
ding ding ding ! you win blue balls
dookie butt 😝💖
at least send me some ass 😒
✧ bf!suna has a whole ALBUM on his phone of videos of you two fucking.
✧ bf!suna loves watching that one video where it's so shaky and you can barely tell what's going on, but he knows. He was eating you out so good, he had you back arching off of the bed, and your toes curling. You couldn't even hold the phone properly like he asked you too. Being the meanie he is he continued to harshly suck on your clit and hit your g-spot with his, long, experienced, rough fingers even after you came. You ended up squirting all over his face..
✧ bf!suna LOVES to record his dick bulging in your belly. That's how he knows he's hitting it good.
✧ bf!suna comes up with all these ridiculous scenarios/roleplays that you always seem to agree to do with him. He records ALL of them.
✧ bf!suna saves every single nude you send him, because despite what you say he thinks you're beautiful all day everyday.
✧ bf!suna sends you Twitter links asking if you wanna recreate them. Anytime he watches them he can only think about you and himself.
✧ bf!suna has no shame and will watch your homemade videos even with his friends around.
"Damn, Rin whatever yer watching must be really interestin'!" Atsumu spits sarcasm at the EJP middle blocker.
"Way more interesting than you by a long shot." Suna calmly replies which pisses his friend off even more. The blond snatches Suna's phone. Only to hand it back seconds later with a flushed face, "Gosh yer a pervert, Sunarin, a pervert."
✧ bf!suna is like a photographer when you get a new lingerie set. He'll ask you to make different poses and stand at different angles so he can get "the best possible picture"
✧ bf!suna sends you audios of him moaning because he knows you love it.
dookie butt 😝💖
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you
RIN. I'M MELTING WTF U SOUND SO HOT
dookie butt 😝💖
u should send something back to show ur appreciation
you
🫡
✧ bf!suna never posts or shares your videos unless you ask him too, and the ones he does share with the internet are the ones where no one can see your faces.
✧ bf!suna all in all loves you and your beauty. Every single video he's recorded is proof of that. When you watch them, you notice the little things, like how he'll prop up a pillow for you, or how he'll quietly ask if it's okay for him to keep going and whatnot. Many would think that he's just horny all the time and doesn't care about you, but he does care. Way more than haters will realize.
©𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐈-𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐒 All works are written by me! Please do not copy, translate, or upload onto other sites thanks!
#𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐈-𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐒#✩ hq post#haikyuu smut#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#suna x reader#suna smut#suna rintaro x reader#suna rintarou#rintaro suna#suna rintaro smut#rintaro suna x reader#suna#haikyuu suna
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OBSESSED 𐙚 lando norris
౨ৎ lando norris x singer!reader
the one where reader releases her album about her best friend and he finally realises how in love she is with him ( based on this request )
taglist if you'd like to be added to my taglist, message me privately or comment on this post
warning this is all fake and just for fun, no hate to any of the people mentioned. Just a reminder that this is pure for entertainment хохо
main masterlist 𐙚 lando masterlist
౨ৎ yourinstagram no location
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yourinstagram GUTS (spilled) is out!! and the music video for obsessed too!! the GUTS have been spilled 🫀💋🧣
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username holy shit-
username umm i fully believe this is about lando..
username the whole album fr is😭
username man is so clueless it’s actually frustrating
username every single song is about lando fr, i have no prove i can just feel it
username i’m speechless fr
username lando you better watch out babe
username came from the twitter thread.. i’m in SHOCK
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username you are so bold to release that and i support it 100%
username tell that man you love him, please woman
landonorris look @ you gooo!! congrats on the 50 mil streams on Obsessed! 🤩
yourinstagram thanks lannn!!
username absolutely deserved, smashed that album!!
username obsessed might’ve been fucking psychotic and i’m so here for it
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౨ৎ yourinstagram no location
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yourinstagram you guys are absolutely crazy! the support has been so overwhelming, thank you thank you thank you! am so speechless atm, don’t even know how to thank you all. It’s been a long road to this album and it feels unreal to have been able to finally share this with you. a thousand times thanks! 🍀💘💋
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username might’ve just dropped album of the decade
username lando someone out there debating his life choices
landonorris wow big fan, can I have your autograph?!!
username bro wife her up i’m sick of you looking the other way
username BRO THE ALBUM IS ABOUT YOU OPEN YOUR EYES
username he can’t be that clueless right?
username obsessed is such a banger!
username my opinion on Obsessed is honestly I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs.
౨ৎ landonorris posted on their stories
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username her deluxe album about me**
username next post better be “my girlfriend just released..”
yourinstagram thanks for the support Lan, appreciate you sm!!🤍
landonorris gotta support talent right ;)
username bro the album is about you🥱
౨ৎ messages carlos/lando
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username get some sleeep
username the cup is very relatable
username real tbh
username and you still look good.. 😔
౨ৎ messages lando/yn
౨ৎ landonorris melbourne, victoria, australia
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landonorris Gonna go get my appendix removed. Apparently you do it and you win a race sooooo… congratis Carlitos 🌶️
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username carlando!!!!
username live laugh live carlando
yourinstagram look at you holding onto your promise 😊
landonorris never breaking promises!
username DATE
username please tell me you’re finally dating
username does bro still not know her album is about him
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username omg finally!!
username girly wbk wbk babes
maxfewtrell took you guys long enough
username i’ve been waiting for this for years omg
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username nah i’m sobbing
username bro finally opened his eyes YAAA
carlossainz55 he really did it!!
username screaming crying and throwing up
taglist - @louvrepool @italyrryx @buendiabebeta @janeholt3 @lightdragonrayne @namgification @aquangxl @sammyam @americanbluebirdrb @poppyflower-22 @c-losur3 @nxrrislando @haikyuen @evie-119 @raevyng
#formula one#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#f1#lando norris smau#mclaren#lando norris#lando norris masterlist#lando norris fanfic#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine
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i love ur work sosososisoso much <33 thank y for sharing ur writing ahh!!! could i request a satosugu fic where toru gets punished by sugu and reader??! maybe for like.. getting off alone or flirting w someone else?
Summary: You and Geto went to a local bookstore, leaving Gojo to fend for himself at home. It’s not like the two of you didn’t invite your boyfriend to join you on your outing. But shopping for books, of all things, didn’t spark his interest. But as the boredom of being alone settles in his bones, he decides to do the only thing that sounds remotely fun. Beating his meat.
Pairing: Gojo Satoru x FAB!Reader x Geto Suguru
Word Count: 2,876
Warning: Masturbation, cursing, oral sex, degrading, edging, smut, creampies, holy
A/N: Anon thank you so so much for the sweet words! I'm glad you're enjoying my stories! ❤️❤️❤️🥹This gave me brain worms and I just had to write it! Two of my weaknesses are SatoSugu x Reader and masturbation.
Lazy Sunday Afternoon
”Are you positive you don’t want to come with us?” Suguru questioned, cocking an eyebrow at his white-haired boyfriend. “We were thinking about stopping for lunch after.”
”Nah.” Satoru is leaning against the wall, watching as you tie your tennis shoes. “The idea of a crowded bookstore makes my skin crawl. Plus, that's you guys’ thing. Books and reading.” He shrugged his shoulders lazily.
You hooked your arm through Suguru’s, leaning your head against his upper arm. “Okay, do you want us to bring you anything home?”
”Nope, have a good time. I’ll see you when you get back.” He waved his partners off with a smile before heading back to the living room to enjoy his Sunday afternoon.
The first hour was fun, trashy reality television, and the cupcakes you had made the previous day. Thirty minutes later, he groaned, flipping through Netflix to try to find something, anything to watch. Two hours into being alone, all by himself, Satoru groaned as he started to regret his decision to stay behind.
The apartment was so quiet and lonely with you or Suguru there. The room wasn’t as bright and full of the life it usually radiated. Jeez, was this what his life had been like before the three of you had gotten together two years ago? He was so used to going on dates, cooking food, and just existing in each other's presence now. What had he used to do in his tiny dorm when he was alone?
He would eat take-out, play on his phone, and jerk off to porn videos on Twitter.
Satoru sat up straight, a grin slowly tugging at his mouth. Yeah, he used to jerk off constantly. Since you three got together, he didn’t need to please himself. Seeing as either you were sucking him off, or Suguru was giving him a handy in the shower. It was like heaven, being able to experience pleasure with the two of you.
But thinking about wrapping his hand around his cock, going at his own pace, had him throbbing with excitement. You and Suguru wouldn’t be back for a bit. When you two shopped for books, you shopped—going down each aisle, flipping through pages, geeking out over your favorite series. He had plenty of time to jerk off and recover in case things got heated once his two partners returned home.
Leaning back onto the couch, Satoru turned the television to some random movie on Netflix. Mostly for background noise, and if you two were to come home in the middle of his solo session, this might cover him until he could readjust himself. With his eyes on the screen, Satoru slowly began rubbing his cock through his gray sweatpants. Up and down, just warming himself up.
Gojo was surprised that he was as hard as he was already. Was it the excitement of possibly getting caught or just that he hadn’t pleased himself in so long? Whatever the case, maybe he could care less. All that he could focus on with the warmth that was beginning to settle in his groin as he pushed his sweats down to his upper thigh to free his cock.
It was so hard, standing at attention with a slight twitch. “Oooh fuck.” Satoru pulled his bottom lip between his teeth. “Fuck, I’m so hard.” He spit into his hand before wrapping his bare palm around his shaft.
His hand slowly began moving up and down, coating his length with spit. He squeezed himself harder with each stroke. He was imagining it as you or Suguru’s hand. Both are so warm but different. Suguru’s hand was larger, more calloused. Y/N’s hand was smaller, more delicate, and her manicured nails always looked o pretty around his cock. The faster he moved his hand, the more the television sounded like white noise as his mind swam around his two partners.
Satoru found himself mimicking the movements you and Suguru would do. He gripped himself tight, like Suguru, stroking fast and hard. When he reached his tip, his pointer finger would tease his slit that beaded thick droplets of pe-cum, as your smaller hand would do so gracefully. Imagining his two partners worshiping his cock, was better jerk-off material than any porn video.
“Mmm, ooh fuck me.” Satoru’s hand squeezed his thick length hard, his hand moving faster. “That’s it, Y/N, just like that, Sugu.” Looking at his cock through his lashes, he gritted his teeth. His tip was leaking pre-cum, his balls were tightening as he felt himself getting closer and closer to cumming. “I’m so fucking close, so close, don’t stop.”
Grabbing his shirt, he placed the hem of it between his teeth. The last thing he wanted was to get cum all over it. Having a new shirt on when you two got back would be hard to explain, seeing as he stayed home alone. It would be much better to paint his stomach. It would be easier to clean up that way.
“Nnngh, fuck.” Satoru’s muffled moans grew louder, his cock twitching harder under each stroke of his hand. “Fuck yes, fuck yes.” The familiar burning coil in his abdomen tightened, and he never heard the door unlock. “Fuck, gonna cum—“ And tightened as his partners called his names. “Gonna cum, gonna cum!” And tightened before it snapped as Y/N and Suguru walked into the living room. “Cumming fuck! Fuck!”
Satoru jerked his wrist frantically. Ropes of hot cum coat his hand, stomach, and chest. His pace finally began to slow as his cock started to soften in his hand, his white seed shining under the sunlight flooding the room. Fuck, he didn’t realize how much he missed jerking off. Especially since he had the two hottest people starring in his dirty mind.
In the afterglow, Satoru lazily looked towards the end table in search of a tissue. To his horror, he found the two of you watching him. Your jaw dropped, cheeks flushed, as Suguru ran a hand over his mouth, dark eyes glued to the cum on his stomach. The three of you basked in the silence before Satoru quickly wiped at his cum.
“W-Welcome home!” He shouted, doing everything he could to avoid eye contact with either of you. “I didn’t hear you guys come in.”
Suguru chuckled darkly, his eyes narrowing. “Yeah? Maybe that’s because we were too busy listening to you cumming.” All attempts to finish cleaning himself came to a halt at Suguru’s words.
”I well, I gu—“
”There’s no denying it, Toru.” You joined in; faux sadness etched onto your features. “We caught you red-handed.” Your pout was adorable as you looked up at Suguru. “This is why he didn’t want to come with us Sugu.”
“Mhmm,” Suguru gently stroked your Y/H/C, “and to think we felt so bad for not including him. We stood in line for forty minutes at the cafe to get him the chocolate cake they're famous for.” Gojo swallowed as you lifted a bag with the cafe's name to emphasize Suguru’s words.
Slowly getting up on noodle legs from his orgasm, Satoru started walking towards you both. “It wasn’t like that. I just got bored. It’s not like I plotted to stay here to jerk off without the two of you.” The annoyance on both of your faces made him cringe. “I appreciate you guys thinking of me!” His hands reached for the bag, only for you to yank it away. “Oh, come on!” Satoru Gojo pouted, his eyes darting between you and Suguru.
“Huh, funny you did cum, on yourself.” Suguru barked out a laugh at your words. “And you didn’t even let me lick it off. I think that’s what hurt the most.”
”Y/N has a point, Satoru. You cleaned it all off right in front of her.” Suguru took the bag from you and placed it on the breakfast bar. “You know how much she loves our cum. My poor Princess.” You sniffled as Suguru pulled you tight against his side. ”Satoru has been a very bad boy, hasn’t he Y/N?”
”He has.”
Gojo ran both his hands through his hair with a sigh. “I’m sorry, guys. Is there any way that I can make it up to you?” Instant regret settled over him like cold rain. Both you and Suguru’s eyes darkened as sinister smirks tugged at your mouths. “Oh, oh fuck, please wait, have mercy.” He held both hands up, but he wasn’t fast enough to stop you from pouncing on him like a spider monkey.
Hours later, the automatic timer on the living room light came on. Illuminating the lewd scene in front of Satoru. You were facing him. Your back firmly pressed against Suguru’s chest as you rocked back and forth on his cock. Suguru’s hair was falling out of its bun, dark strands sticking out here and there, clinging to his skin. His lips were against the crook of your neck, biting and sucking at your skin. His actions made you whimper softly as you rode him faster.
Satoru wanted to join in, to get onto the floor and drag his tongue up Sugurus length, all the way to your clit. He hated being in the recliner across from you, his hand jerking at his cock. Fuck, you guys didn’t even let him get completely naked. He still had his sweats on and spit-damp shirt clenched between his teeth. He understood this was a punishment for jerking off and getting caught. He had to watch you two, and he'd already cum three times. But this was getting to be just cruel at this point. He wanted to join in!
Instead, you watched him, smirking at the flush dusting his cheeks and neck. The tears that formed in his oh-so-pretty blue eyes, and the way he fisted his cock to another orgasm. Arching your back, you gasped, Suguru’s tip hitting your G-spot as he bit your shoulder. Your arm reached over your head, fingers fisting in his hair. The sight of you getting closer to the edge made Satoru want to join in even more. If he could just get his lips around your clit, he knew you would squirt all over his face.
”Guys, pwease!” The cloth muffled Satoru’s words in his mouth. “I wanna help!”
You chuckled in between soft moans. “Sugu~nngh oh shit,” You watched as Suguru reached a hand around your waist, palming your thigh. “He wants to help~!” You laughed breathlessly as Suguru hummed, his voice vibrating against your sensitive skin
”Satoru,” your white-haired boyfriend perked up, “you wanted to jerk off so bad when we were gone. So you’re going to keep jerking off until we say otherwise. Dirty man whores don’t get rewarded.” Suguru’s hand, which Satoru wished was around his cock, slowly slid up to your clit. “Good fuckin’ sluts, like our sweet Y/N here, they get what they ask for.” You whined, your hand tugging at his hair. “Mmm fuck, baby tell me what my good girl wants~ yeah, be a good example to Satoru?”
”I wanna cum Sugu.” You whimpered, turning your head to face him.
He grinned, pressing a heated kiss to your lips. “You wanna cum?” You nodded your head, kissing him harder. “Go ahead, sweet girl, cum for me, Y/N.” His fingers rubbed circles around your cock. “That’s it; I feel you clenching cum on. Let it out, princess.” His gaze darted down, watching as you squirted hard.
“No, no, no,” Satoru whined like a spoiled brat. “I wanted to taste her cum!”
You were trembling, still coming down from your orgasm. Once you could form words, you tilted your head to the side. “See why we were so disappointed in you?” Suguru slowed his pace, his still-hard cock gently sliding into you. “I wanted to clean you up, but you used a tissue. I think I’ll clean up my mess the same way slut.” Suguru groaned, his cock twitching at your dirty fucking words.
“No! Please don’t. I’ll clean it up!”
”Oh, will you?”
”Yes.”
”And how will you clean up Y/N‘s cum Satoru?” Suguru asked as you slowly began rocking back and forth on his cock.
The two of you watched as your partner stood, his cum coated chest and stomach heaving as he looked to the floor. There was a dark, needy look in his eyes, one a person would only see in a feral animal. You didn’t know what to expect. For him to grab tissues to clean it, like he had done to himself. Him dropping to his knees was something you nor Suguru had anticipated. With bated breath, you watched Satoru slowly slide onto his stomach, his eyes on yours as he stuck his tongue out.
“Holy fuckin’ shit.” Suguru’s cock throbbed harder inside of you as he watched Satoru lick and suck at your cum off the floor. Like some kind of desperate animal. Never once did he break eye contact. His tongue and lips kept moving, cleaning Y/N's essence off the floor in the most vulgar way. “T-That, fuck, Y/N wh—“
“Such a good boy.” You finished for Suguru. Your tight cunt twitched at the sight. “Cleaning up my cum like the horny dog you are.”
Satoru sat on his knees. If he had a tail, it would be wagging at your praises. “Yeah? I did good. Am I forgiven? Do I get to join in now? Please!” He watched Suguru’s face scrunch up as Y/N bounced faster and harder onto his cock.
”Hmm, Suguru, what do you think?” You asked, feeling another orgasm coming close as Suguru's hands gripped your hips, thrusting up into you.
”Let that dirty slut help. I wanna watch him lick your clit like he just did to the floor.”
Before you could change your mind, Satoru leaped into action. He was positioning himself between both of your legs. His tongue immediately went to work, sucking and lapping at your clit like a madman. The sudden added friction had you rocking faster, trying to feel more of his mouth on your sensitive sex. While Geto slammed up into you, chasing his release while driving you to your own.
Watching you both with lust-filled eyes, Satoru started jerking his cock once more. Fat and hard tugged as he took your clit in between his lips, suckling the bud as hard as he possibly could. That was all you needed to send you tumbling over the edge. You screamed so loud you were sure the neighbors would file a noise complaint against you again. Not that you cared as you felt Suguru’s chest heave as he buried his cock inside of you as he filled you to the brim with cum.
Thank fuck Suguru had been right against your g-spot. Because Satoru was bleed to have you squirt in his face. The sweet, tangy taste of you flooded his mouth. He sucked at your lips, tasting both your sweetness and Suguru’s slightly salty bitterness. Like a well-crafted treat just for him. The taste of you both combined had his hand stroking his dick, desperate to cum for the fourth time that day.
In the afterglow, Suguru grunted, kicking Satoru’s thigh with his foot. “Idiot, don’t forget what we just told you.” His best friend slowly smirked as you stuck your tongue out in between pants. “Don’t waste your cum.”
Not needing to be told twice, Satoru jumped to his feet, stroking his cock in front of your face. Only his hand was swatted away, replaced with Suguru’s. The sudden change of hand and pace had Satoru whimpering like the horny fucking dog he was.
“That’s it, Satoru,” Suguru purred, stroking faster, “cum on her face like a good boy.”
That sent your white-haired boyfriend right over the edge. Tears ran down his cheeks as he watched his load, which would most likely be his last for today, spurt over your tongue, chin, and the tip of your nose. You looked so pretty, cock drunk, glazed in his cum. It had him crying out in pained pleasure.
When the last waves of his orgasm faded, Satoru stumbled. Both you and Geto grabbed his arms, slowly easing him to rest on the couch next to the two of you. He gasped, his eyes shut, in post-orgasm bliss. You couldn’t help but smile, gently stroking his hair. Suguru kept himself inside of you, kissing your neck lovingly and putting the footrest up. You and your boyfriend relaxed in the silence until Satoru’s soft snores could be heard.
It's a perfect way for you to end a wonderful Sunday.
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hi pookie can I get an mcyt with reader that bakes?? Like they'll just come in on stream and give mcyts a fucking platter of baked goods lol
-🎀 anon
oooo yes omg!! thank you 🎀 anon! <3 got the whole gang in here for this one LOL
MCYT ; "in my baker era"
includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, quackity, foolish gamers, slimecicle, karl jacobs, & cellbit
warnings ; language, mentions of drugs
masterlist
TOMMYINNIT
"Hi y/n- oh, thank you, darling!'
literally has the widest smile on his face
shows off the goods to the stream
"do these have any drugs in them? me n charlie are trying to sell drugs, y/n. we need more stock"
you hear charlie screaming through tommys headphones, "we need the grain, y/n! we need THE GRAIN"
bro is munching away on those cookies holy shit
he feeds chat as well dw
TUBBO
"Oh, hi y/n/n. wh- ohmygosh, thank you!"
smiles and gives you a little hug before showing off the goodies to stream & his friends
"look what y/n made me! I can't wait to try these" He smiles looking back at you
"new recipe, tell me if you like them"
"will do!"
he gives you a thumbs up as he shoves his mouth full of the cupcakes
safe to say he's a fan of the birthday cake flavored cupcakes
RANBOO
"Hey babe! Oh, thank you!"
does a whole 360 of the plate for chat 💀💀💀💀
"Oh my God, these are so fucking good"
"guys, y/ns in their baking era. can you write an album about that? please become Taylor swift for us"
"BAHHAHAHAH"
literally takes a picture as per usual and posts it to Twitter LMAO
he gets some fans to send you recipes you should try for a serious baking stream LMAO
BADLINU
"Hey love- oh, hi!"
all smiles and shit, he swears you have a sixth sense to know when people are hungry
"guys, y/n made me some bisexuality cake!" He giggles, showing off the tri-colored cake on the plate
he was making a video with harry, tubbo & tommy so everyone had their facecams on
it was like a three tier cake you made and cut out a slice for him
the inside was just the bi flag and the outside was plain white with some fun icing piper testing
he tries it and it's SO MOIST AND SOFT IT IS PERFECT.
there's just 5 raw minutes of him telling you how amazing this fucking cake is LMAO
QUACKITY
"Hey, I'm streaming ba- ohmyfuckinggodthankyou!!"
does a 360 of the plate for the camera
"Holy shit these look so fucking good, thank you so much, y/n"
he's literally just streaming on the qsmp with roeir and fit and he like games and eats the damn cookies at the same time LMFAO
"Dude I feel like I'm high, these are so good, what's in this shit?"
"cocaine"
"WHAT!? DID YOU JUST DRUG ME? GUYS, MY PARTNER DRUGGED ME, HELP"
you're just playing into the bit dw
best red velvet cookies he's ever eaten
CELLBIT
"Hey darling, what's up?"
you hand him the little strawberry shortcake and he just looks at you like 😍😍
turns to his stream and shoves the plate up to the camera all happy like "Oh my God look what they made for me!"
he eats the entirety of it on stream and asks you a bunch of questions
like how you made it, where you found the recipe, etc
he shares it with you too 💔🫶
NIHACHU
"Hi honey! Ooo, what's this called?"
"Chocolate mousse. it's a little thick because it's my first time making it but let me know if it's good"
she holds that little glass like it's her child
she tries it with a tiny spoon you gave her and she's like "oh my God this is amazing, y/n/n"
shows it off to the friends she's streaming with too
"send them more recipes guys, I wanna be spoiled with sweets!"
"thank you nikis viewers!! love you all"
FOOLISH GAMERS
when I tell you this man's face LIGHTS UP.
"you made me fudge? oh my God! I love you"
literally spends the next 15 minutes talking to you and gobbling the fudge down
"since when do you make fudge??"
"since I wanted to try" you shrug
"you should totally make some more... when you're not busy and if you want to!"
"Thank you y/n! everyone say thank you!"
KARL JACOBS
"Hi babe! Oh my God, thank you!!"
literally jumping around
you made him a chocolate cake, and the icing was multicolored and you made sure to make it like karl themed basically
it was so cute omg
"guys!! look what they made me, I love my partner so fucking much!"
gives you multiple kisses before he gulps it down lmaooo
SLIMECICLE
"Oh, hi y/n! thank you so much"
does a 360 for stream
"when did you find time to make this? I thought you were at work????"
"special treat" you shrug
you watch him run across the qsmp and go to ems bakery to sit inside and eat it 😭
he keeps you on stream for a while cause chat loves you n stuff 🫶🫶
#lowkeyrobin#mcyt preferences#mcyt x reader#mcyt oneshot#tommyinnit x reader#quackity x reader#ranboo x reader#badlinu x reader#tubbo x reader#nihachu x reader#cellbit x reader#foolish gamers x reader#karl jacobs x reader#gn reader#gender neutral reader#charlie slimecicle x reader#slimecicle x reader#niki nihachu x reader#freddie badlinu x reader
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sweet relief | l. norris | part two
✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ baby, i can't help myself...
summary: in which you fall for your best friend’s teammate and keeping it a secret proves to be harder than you intended.
or
when all you need is sweet relief the rest of the world fades away.
pairing: social media au || lando norris x piastri bsf!reader
fc: olivia rodrigo <3
warnings: language
inspired by the song ‘sweet relief’ by madison beer
ALL PARTS HERE
a/n : hi! thank you all so much for the love on part one!!! hope you enjoy this one just as much! this was supposed to be a bitttt longer but i hit the limit for photos i can add sooo this is part two for you all! part three will be more like part 2.5 but that'll be up sometime tomorrow! ENJOY<3
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landonorris BRINGING THE HEAT
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user1 its definitely hot in here now
user2 f1 drivers and their obsession with paddle needs to be studied
yourusername bringing the heat indeed
⤷ user3 PARDON? 😧
⤷ user4 is this flirting... this has to be flirting
⤷ user5 yn bestie was that meant for ur priv.....
user6 please just give me one chance 🙏🏻
lnfour lets gooooo 🔥
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oscarpiastri ready to shine in Singapore 🇸🇬🤩
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yourusername SHES GORGEOUS!!!! ready to watch you shine
⤷ user7 i am obsessed with them ur honor
⤷ user8 ughhh i know everyone wants her to be with lando but i am never giving up on my best friends to lovers
mclaren ✨✨✨✨
user9 oh my god i love him so much
user10 ITS SO PRETTY
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landonorris hang it in the Louvre @team_quadrant
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team_quadrant So special to share this helmet with the fans! The Quadrant community designs are looking 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
lnfour This is going to look crazyyyy under the lights 🤯
user11 THIS HELMET IS AB TO GET HIM ON THE PODIUM TRUSTTTT
user12 holy shit he always has the best designs
user13 just won the singapore gp before its even begun 🔥
user14 i couldn't love him more what a special & meaningful design
yourusername beyond sick wow
⤷ landonorris wanna try it on then?
⤷ user15 THIS IS IT IM SLEEPING ON THE MF HIGHWAY TN
⤷ user16 he-he's flirting back
⤷ user17 lando girlies we've lost him
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mclaren Chillin' together pre-race 🥶
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user18 if theres one thing all f1 teams are gonna do its post their drivers in an ice bath this weekend
⤷ user19 fr but i am NOT complaining 🤭
user20 room for one more or??
yourusername now i need an ice bath
⤷ user21 NAHHHH ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS
⤷ user22 she's about to get a call from pr
⤷ user23 and will we ever know which one of them shes thirsting over??? sigh
landonorris 🥶🥶🥶🥶
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landonorris whattttttaaaaa weekend ❤️
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mclaren UNREAL 🔥
lnfour best weekend 🫶🏻
yourusername congrats :') so extremely deserved 🧡
⤷ landonorris 🧡
⤷ user24 stay calm stay calm stay calm its just a heart emoji its just a heart emoji its just a-
⤷ user25 SINGAPORE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING 🙏🏻
⤷ user26 its official i am obsessed with them they now own me
⤷ user27 this is great and all guys but i still need my confirmation that she was THERE
⤷ user28 pretty sure theres a video going around on twitter that people think is her with oscar and lando trackside before the race
oscarpiastri 👏
user27 carlando podium woah i am never getting over this🥹
user28 my heart i am so proud of you 😭
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oscarpiastri +10 places. not a bad night's work 👍
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user29 MY ROOKIE OF THE YEAR LFG
mclaren Unbelieveable job!
user30 MY driver of the day!!!!🫶🏻
yourusername LETS GOOOOO SO PROUD OF YOU THATS MY GOAT
⤷ oscarpiastri people are going to come for you for this you know that right
⤷ yourusername and i will fight them all i said what i said #mygoatfr
⤷ landonorris 🧍♂️
⤷ user31 "thats my goat" pls she is so unserious😭
⤷ user32 oh my gosh they're the best thing to ever exist its true
⤷ user33 NOT THE HASHTAG SHE IS SO?????
⤷ user34 losing my mind over "i will fight them all"
⤷ user35 LANDOS REPLY???? he really said hello what about ME
#formula 1#lando norris#lando norris x reader#lando norris smau#landoscar#lando norris imagine#lando norris x you#lando norris fanfic#f1 2023#formula one#formula one fic#lando norris fluff#oscar piastri#olivia rodrigo#wallowsrigo#wallowsrigosweetrelief
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genre: internet strangers to lovers, idol au, smut
warnings: nsfw under the cut, not very coherent, slutty yeonjun, dom!yeonjun, sexting, choking kink, pet names (baby), praise, drinking (they don't get THAT drunk, alright guys?), one night stand-ish, degradation, unprotected sex, breeding kink, handholding, cursing, dacryphilia, yeonjun lurks on social media TT, reader is bold ASF, not proofread
wc: 2.5k+
an: tysm for the username help @itgirlgyu TT + this is just for the delulus + @beomsl MEL YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE TALKED ABT PART OF THIS???? + i might title this later but who knows!!
taglist: @full-sunnies , @agustdiv1ne
yeonjun who likes to wear his tank tops to show off, loves heading onto moa twitter and tumblr after lives just to see the fandom having a meltdown... especially hard stan social media, watching all the comments and photos of himself show up. he likes being in control like this, having the power to make everyone else go crazy just by wearing something else that day.
he scrolls and scrolls and one specific post pops up, it's community labeled and when he clicks 'keep reading', he can see why; pretty tits on display from the original poster, comments in the tags all about how she's all his, and he's not very surprised to feel himself growing hard in his pants. yeonjun eyes the username, ready to click the blue-fonted 'follow' button, but it's already gone, and his eyes widen to see that it's an account he's been following and interacting with for a while. that fact only makes it better, and he's clicking to his chat with you before he can even think it through what he's about to do.
yawnchoi
you look really pretty in that new post...
yn
what can i say? yeonjun brings out a special part of me 😭
yawnchoi
im very sure he feels the exact same
yn
in my dreams 😭 don't fuel my deluluness
yawnchoi
i'm being very serious right now
yn
mhm mhm sureeee
and how would YOU know? 😑
yawnchoi
ajksdbwsjdhbw maybe this wasn't a good idea
yn
WHAT wasn't a good idea, hm? 🤨
yawnchoi
baby all i'm trying to do is figure out how to word that i'm yeonjun 😭
yn
i do not believe you for one moment
yawnchoi
i'll send a pic that i would never, ever post and you can even reverse image search it or whatever or i could send a video, im not messing around baby
yn
go ahead then ;-;
yawnchoi
[sent a photo]
yn
alright so yeonjun would definitely never post a photo of him in his boxers in bed so
imma need that video 🙏
yawnchoi
[sent a video]
yn
oh.
oh holy shit
choi yeonjun has seen my tits-
NOT ONLY HAS HE SEEN MY TITS HE LIKES THEM-
one sec imma need to process haha im totally not hyperventilating haha
yn
alright im back hi haha
yawnchoi
helloooo 👋
yn
wow. alright. so. uh. how do i ask this-
you wanna see more tit pics?
yawnchoi
THAT WAS SO BOLD HELP ME-
but yes pleaseeee
yn
[sent a photo]
yawnchoi
oh baby-
holy shit
you're so pretty 🥺
yn
thanks jjunie kwsnbdwjkd
im still like- going crazy rn
yawnchoi
thats cute baby :((
yn
wjhbswhjdhj
so- since you've seen my tits
i wanna see you again :((
preferably your dick but haha
yawnchoi
yeah? pretty baby wants to see my dick?
yn
kjwbshwjdbhe yes please?
yawnchoi
asking so nicely... alright baby~
[sent a photo]
yn
oh 😳
oh fuck alright sjbdsewjh
wanna touch :((
yawnchoi
me or yourself, baby?
yn
well, both, but only one can happen, right? so me-
yawnchoi
go ahead, can i see?
yn
alright 😳
[sent a video]
yawnchoi
baby's so pretty :(( wanna see you cum for me <3
yn
[sent a video]
would be better if you were here :( want you to touch me so bad wjbwjhdbe
yawnchoi
can fly you into korea if you want...
yn
YOU'RE KISSING
*KIDDING
yawnchoi
i'm notttttttt dekjbdekj
pretty cunt's got me all horny :((
yn
i don't even care if it's a one night stand
choi fucking yeonjun's gonna fly me out to korea to fuck me
heck yeah
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and he does. books a flight last minute for the next day, from your country to seoul, puts on a pair of sunglasses and his least conspicuous outfit, and drives to the airport. he isn't THAT nervous- it's not like he thinks you're gonna murder him.
and when you walk out of the airport building with nothing but a backpack with you, looking around and waving slightly when you see him, his heart quickens just a little. (and NOT just because he's seen you naked).
you decide to sit in the back of his car for no reason other than you want to, and maybe a little bit because you can't exactly handle looking at him straight on quite yet.
to your surprise, there's no awkward small talk, just him getting straight to the point and saying all the members are out of the dorm currently, but, ever the gentleman, he says since you flew a long way, you can sleep a little bit first and he won't bother you.
your whole body is on alert and you find yourself thinking that there's no way you'd be able to sleep now. it's one thing to sext someone knowing they're an idol- another to actually be in the car with them, on your way to where they live, and knowing you're going to actually fuck them.
yeonjun politely takes your bag when you get out of the car, and when his fingers wrap around the strap, his hand brushes yours slightly. you internally feel like you might faint- you hadn't actually prepared yourself for this, and now he was touching you and he feels real and you knew he was real but now it just feels extra.
holding your bag, he opens the door to the dorm, leading you in before following, taking you into his room and placing your bag down on the floor next to his bed. every single action that takes him closer to you makes your face grow hot, the bed dipping slightly under your weight when you sit down. the sheets are soft, but your mind barely registers it, focusing instead on the fact that you are in yeonjun's bed.
he opens his mouth to say something, and you panic, cutting him off quickly with a wry grin and a statement. "i might need some alcohol in my system before we do anything else."
yeonjun raises his eyebrows in the slightest, a little surprised, but he also gets it. he's pretty sure both his body and his mind want you way too much right now, but he's so nervous he might not do anything. his hands are twisted in his lap and he quickly realizes and sits on them instead before standing.
he leads you to the kitchen, getting himself a can of beer and letting you pour yourself a couple shots of vodka. you know your limits- it's just enough for you to get a little tipsy and stop overthinking everything.
knocking one back, you enjoy the burn in your throat before taking the second. the slight buzz under your skin makes you smile slightly, leaning against the counter while he takes long sips of his own drink. it's obvious he wants this to pick up, so you busy yourself messing with his shirt just a little while he drinks. you slip your fingers under his sleeve, mindlessly rubbing your fingertips back and forth over his skin. you can tell he remembered your comments the previous day about his arms, basing his outfit around that.
he has another tank top on today, arms flexing when he brings the can to his lips to take another sip, and you move your hands a little farther down to rest on his chest. this time, when he lowers the can, his lips are a little wet from the drink and you can't help but press a messy kiss to them, licking the liquid off. yeonjun lets out a slight hiss when your tongues meet, left hand reaching behind him to place the can on the counter.
the alcohol must really be working already because you're both stumbling to his room, messily tugging each other's clothes off, and yeonjun leaves a line of wet hickeys up your neck. each and every touch of his skin on yours makes you feel fire burn a trail across your body, but it's in a way that makes you almost absolutely sure that it's not just because he's one of your celebrity crushes, or because you're a little drunk.
yeonjun's movements are so rushed that in seconds he's on top of you, his own shirt off, pants quick to follow once you tug at them. your hands find way to his newly-lightened hair when his lips and tongue meet yours again, a different kind of intoxication weaving itself up and over each of your limbs, the kind of intoxication that makes you want to live and breathe this man.
"want you," he whispers, cheeks pink from the alcohol, his eyes slightly glazed when he looks into yours, and the way he says it makes your cheeks grow hot again.
"go ahead then, 'm all yours," you exhale in response, trying to ignore the way your heart twinges at your own words. this is just a one time thing, you have to remind yourself.
but yeonjun's eyes light up and he presses another kiss to your lower lip, one hand moving between your legs to part them. his eyes lower to your cunt, and you can feel the way your underwear are sticking to your pussy. you'd chosen to wear white underwear today and you're pretty sure they're see-through by now, drenched completely from all the feelings yeonjun's touch is sending through you.
"all mine?" yeonjun mumbles, eyes wide. and when you nod, he smirks slightly. "love your cunt so much, i might just take you right now." your own eyes widen and yeonjun can feel your breath hitch. "but you'd like that, wouldn't you? pretty slut would love her jjunie taking her raw, would love to have me cum inside..."
you suck in a breath through your teeth at his words, nodding quickly, spread out on the bed beneath him. your mouth tastes like alcohol and yeonjun, and your brain tries to forget how he so flippantly called himself your jjunie.
"jjun, just, just fuck me, please?" you whimper out when he rubs a fingertip over your clothed cunt.
"baby asked so nicely, might as well give her what she wants," he coos, tugging off his boxers only once he slides your underwear down your legs. "promise you'll let me taste you next time?"
you nod, too distracted by the fact that he's already planning a 'next time' in his head to realize that he wants to eat you out, but by the time you understand, he has the tip of his cock pressed to your entrance, other hand holding yours as he slowly pushes in. the gesture feels sweet, romantic even, and you let your eyes fall shut when he pauses his movements.
yeonjun's body is pressed flush to yours in a way that allows him to brush his fingers over your neck, skin smooth against you. his hand wraps loosely around your neck and his breath is hot on your cheek when he whispers, "is this okay?"
you nod once more, only because the combination of the alcohol and his body on you is making your brain so fuzzy you can't think clear enough to speak. yeonjun hums lightly and experiments with his grip, making you gasp a little when he also hits your g-spot. he lets out a hiss when your already-tight walls tighten further around him.
he'd had a feeling that you'd feel like heaven around him, just because of the fact you had stated you were only able to fit two fingers inside yourself, but he had obviously underestimated all the sensations that were going to overwhelm him like they are now. every movement of his hips towards yours makes him fight to control the tremble of his body. your hand is linked with the one he doesn't have around your neck and every time he buries himself completely inside you, your hand tightens just a little around his.
he's losing himself just a little, hand still laced with yours, pace quickening until jolty, broken, high pitched moans are the only sound leaving you. yeonjun can't help but smirk at that, hoisting one leg over his shoulder. "fucking pussy is so perfect, almost like it's made for me, taking me so well... might just keep you here, my personal little cumslut, could bring you on tour with us, fuck you every night in the hotel room, how'd you like that, hm?"
his rhythm is so brutal you're choking on your words by now, broken sobs slipping through your parted lips, tears filling your waterline and then slipping down your cheeks, mixing with the slight mascara you'd put on this morning and making your face a mess. yeonjun likes it too, the way he's so easily able to get you like this, just a few words from his lips and you're crying.
he can't help but tell you this with a mocking pout on his lips that turns into yet another smirk, chuckling when all you can do is whimper incoherently. yeonjun kisses you gentle enough to make up for his harsh words though, he's only trying to make you feel good, and he knows you like it when he talks down to you.
one hand still around your neck, the other moves from your hand to your waist, and he's only fucking into you harder when you whine out that you're close. his lips catch yours again when you gasp out his name, gummy walls fluttering around his dick as your whole body shakes from the force of your orgasm, yeonjun's fingertip rubbing at your clit making you convulse under him.
yeonjun bites back a little moan and lowers his lips to your ear again. "can i cum in you, baby? let me make you mine?"
you can't tell if he's just saying it in the heat of the moment, but you nod, wanting nothing more than to feel him inside you.
he bites his lip slightly, only losing control completely when you lick up the side of his neck and bite a splotchy hickey onto his neck. his warm cum fills you as he mumbles out a string of curses mixed with your name against your neck.
yeonjun practically collapses on you once he pulls out but lets himself take a second to marvel at how pretty you look right now, mascara leaking down your cheeks and neck, his cum and yours leaking from your swollen, abused cunt.
you let him wrap his arms around your form, cheek against his chest, both your bodies hot and sweaty, his bangs plastered to his forehead. there's a question on the tip of your tongue but he answers it for you, mumbling in your ear, "will you stay? for longer than just today?" yeonjun pauses slightly, then continues. "i'm not sure if i want you to be just one time. i know that this part of our relationship is new but we've been talking for so long and yeah, i don't want you to go back home and for this never to happen again."
you purse your lips, alcohol fogging up your brain and making you a little too sleepy to respond. "we'll talk tomorrow, hm? it's late and i had a long flight and i'm tired, jjunie..."
he nods slightly, running a hand through his hair, and presses a kiss to your forehead. "goodnight, yn."
"night night, yeonjun," you exhale.
you're almost half asleep when you hear him whisper, "the others'll be home soon, if they see us like this, i'm blaming you..."
#ada speaks :)#adas hard hours#txt hard hours#txt hard thoughts#txt smut#yeonjun smut#yeonjun hard thoughts#yeonjun hard hours#yeonjun fic#txt fic#txt x reader#yeonjun x reader#this yeonjun reminds me of yeonjun in one of my fics and i LOVE it#may add this to the list of things to write part 2's too#not my fav endings but i had to#its IMPORTANT
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whoopsies?
SMUT UNDER THE CUT
MINORS DNI
Bangchan x GNreader 😻
you really didn't mean to. it was an accident. you didn't mean to find your best friends Onlyfans.
You were just on your couch on Twitter scrolling through. You came across a small clip of a guy teasing if he would take his shirt off. you could see his large bulge through his black sweats. you couldn't see his face but you still found it hot. you watch the video twice and you're turned on. fuck. it wouldn't hurt, would it? you click the link in the caption and it brings you to his onlyfans. $45?! Who does this guy think he is? well, he is really sexy... and you are horny... and you got paid yesterday... what's the worst that can happen?
you put in all the information and hit confirm. it unlocks a whole world of jack-off videos, whimper audios, and a plethora of boyfriend roleplays. holy shit. the fucking jackpot. which one do you choose first? you scroll aimlessly until something catches your eye. "Jack off instructions" goddamnit, it's perfect.
you click the video and it starts. you slip your hand into your pants.
"Hey love." you shut off your phone. what the fuck? it can't be. why did that guy sound like Chan? God no. you're just mistaken. you have to be. you open your phone again and press play again.
"here's a new gift for you. I know sometimes you need a little hel-" You shut it off again. it's him. it sounds exactly like him. his accent, his tone, it has to be him. what are you supposed to do? you just spent $45 on your best friend's Onlyfans.
just ignore it until it goes away, that works. But you are still really horny. no you wouldn't. but you just paid $45, might as well put it to good use. HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND THAT'S WEIRD. but he's so sexy. what if he finds out? but what if he doesn't? what he doesn't know can't hurt him. fuck it. you open your phone and continue to watch the video.
"I'm only here to help you feel some relief. if you're not already, go ahead and start touching yourself, slowly. you can listen, right?" shit. you feel your face starting to get hot. this is your best friend and you are currently jerking off to his voice, on his Onlyfans.
"you're doing so well. such a pretty look for you. do you want a little more? go ahead, go a little faster." why are you listening? why are you doing this? you feel so gross, but so incredibly good.
"you want to cum? hm? go faster, baby" you let out a small groan as he says baby. you listen and go faster. fuck. it's so good. you feel yourself being embarrassingly close.
"you can hold out for me, can't you, love? or maybe you can't. such a greedy baby." holy shit. your body shakes as you inch closer and closer. "i guess you've been good enough to cum. go ahead. cum for me, baby" your body jolts forward as you finally go over the edge. your legs shake wildly and you feel like your heart is about to jump out of your chest.
"you did so good, baby. look at you. so needy for me." he chuckles. you lay there looking up at the ceiling while trying to catch your breath. you can feel your arousal in your underwear. how the fuck did you just cum that hard? you feel embarrassed and ashamed. you just came the most you have to your best friend's voice. you want him to come and lick it up. WHAT? don't be thinking such things.
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heyyyyyy
sorry if it seems short or unfinished. i hope you liked it either way <3
Pt. 2? 👀👀
reblogs, comments, and ASKS highly appreciated <3 (please leave me asks i love doing them so much)
Okay. love you bye <33
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text message prompts
[text] You okay?
[text] GO TO BED!
[text] hey you better be alive in there
[text] SOS save me please holy shit
[text] call me this date is going so bad
[text] I have way too much shit to do.
[text] Honestly I'm really worried about you.
[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?
[text] Please let me come over and pet your (pet).
[text] We are in the same building, you could come talk to me.
[text] It's not going to work out.
[text] This is a terrible idea.
[text] people have fetishes
[text] They really do crucify anyone these days huh
[text] I don't know why but that really means me want to stab you
[text] That movie was awful.
[text] For the love of god please help me
[text] I fucked up. I fucked up really bad.
[text] I'm blocking you.
[text] YOU ONE BRAINCELLED BITCH
[text] I regret swiping right.
[text] Everyone lies on their dating profiles.
[text] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you.
[text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil
[text] I'm like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride
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[text] That's just all fucking sorts of fucked up
[text] Why are we here? To suffer? Every other day I get messages that cause pain
[text] In the department of old man fucking, we've got you beat.
[text] have you gotten any work done?
[text] I am beyond shame, try again
[text] You left your left your underwear at my place.
[text] Don't you dare put this on Facebook.
[text] My brother in Christ you're being haunted
[text] I want to wring you like a wet towel and slap you against a wall
[text] The mind is weak but the body is funky
[text] I'm a zombie the law can't stop me.
[text] Jealous of my massive honkers
[text] We left you to die to play minecraft
[text] She would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats
[text] I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat.
[text] I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit
[text] You said you'd be right back and it's been months.
[text] Can't we talk about this face to face?
[text] Yeah, you'll come learn I just have a thing for milk
[text] Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?
[text] Now's as good a time as any to exchange nudes.
[text] Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?
[text] I write five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is k?!
[text] Who would dare to lie on the internet?
[text] When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet
[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person
[text] And because I'm god and I've decided that; no, in fact, I'm not done.
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[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.
[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.
[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.
[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.
[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.
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[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.
[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.
[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!
[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.
[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?
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[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it…I smell like Captain America.
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☆ the wrong way to hard launch (12) | OP81
summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au
pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc
a/n from miami, USA to sofia, bulgaria
bro miami gp was WILD i can't believe i slept thru it 😭
masterlist | last part | part 12 | next part
TWITTER
pookie piastri @op81ln4 · 2h
landoscar sitting so far apart from each other at the same miami heat game is incredibly funny to me
↳ pookie piastri @op81ln4 · 2h
do they even talk 😭 do you think they knew the other was going?
oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 36m
oscar sighting today vs lina sighting today
↳ oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 1h
its like 25 degrees in miami and 10 degrees in sofia
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aidan_ebass
Sofia, Bulgaria
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aidan_ebass a love letter to sofia
tagged: cameliazzz and selinabui
lottie2418 EXCUSE ME SIR THAT LAST PHOTO???
2cami4lina aid posts once in a blue moon and it's always wild like who even took that photo
emptybottlos why are they whoring out aidan, gramps blink twice if ur being held at gunpoint
↳ aidan_ebass @emptybottlos 😐😑😐😑😐
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EB Updates @emptybottles_news · 4h
🗨️| hey guys, recently a lot of my posts have been flooded with a bunch of lina hate. this is insanely unwarranted, if you don't like empty bottles or ANY of the members, please do not interact with my account. it's really disheartening to see so many people insult this incredibly hard-working woman that such a huge fanbase, including myself, adore and claiming to speak on behalf of her bandmates, friends and even boyfriend is absolutely vile.
↳ emme @flowersforcami · 4h
admin i fear it's time to spam block bc i'm getting sick of it as well
↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 3h
alright, start throwing hands. any tongue that rises against selina bui shall fall, we ride at dawn
kayla @luna_apocolypse · 27m
i am begging BEGGING that the european leg isn't completely FUCKED by the hate train like PLS LINA return to giving no shits and flirt all you want
↳ pookie piastri @op81ln4 · 12m
well like... maybe let's not overdo the flirting
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Hard Rock Stadium
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mclaren A little look into OP81's Miami media day shenanigans 👀
tagged: oscarpiastri
eb_jonno your joking we just got rid of the nfl guy
↳ oscarpiastri @eb_jonno My skills would never get me to the NFL so I think you're safe
pastry81 lina pls save this man and his wardrobe, go girl give us nothing
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camilina gfs fr @ drummergf · 2h
literally all of ebtwt waiting with bated breath over sofia n1 😭
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i'm a camilina truther but if i do not see lukas remove selina's gloves on a grainy livestream I WILL CRY
kay ♡ @ blackcatluna · 1h
THEY DID IT OH MY GOD THEY DID THE GLOVE MOVE I'M INCONSOLABLE
↳ kay ♡ @ blackcatluna · 1h
@luna_apocolypse SLEEP WELL TWINSIE THOSE BITCHES ARE BACK TO BEING DERANGED ON STAGE
lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 1h
we must look so unhinged to locals, we look like a bunch of victorian ladies screaming over a guy removing a pair of gloves i can't-
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YES IT'S MASSIVE AND I'VE NEVER BEEN GLADER TO SEE THE RETURN OF THIS MOVE BUT HOLY SHIT WE'RE DYING OVER TWO BESTIES FAKE FLIRT
lukas 🔛🔝 @lukiepookie28 · 53m
HE KISSED HER HAND OH WE'RE SO BACK LUKAS ZHANG YOU LITTLE FLIRT EFNSDJCNSDI
opal @pxastrixxx · 21m
i've said it before and i'll say it again; you do not treat friends like that
↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 16m
do you genuinely not know what a performance is?
EB Updates @emptybottles_news · 3m
Empty Bottles played Sofia (originally sung by @ clairo) as their audience selection song during the encore!
↳ amie <3 @mieflrs · 2m
oh they understood the assignment this is EXACTLY the shit they should be getting lina to sing
MESSAGES
from the phone of oscar piastri
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Arena Sofia
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emptybottles_official First stop of the European leg done and dusted! Sofia, you guys were a dream, we hope you had fun with us these past two nights ❤️
cami.png when the weather's so cold lina debuts a new minidress with sleeves 😭
eb_jonno why are you doing me dirty, i thought we were friends
↳ emptybottles_official @eb_jonno You signed off on this photo
↳ eb_jonno @emptybottles_official can i... change my mind?
mrslukaszhang they all look so good it's criminal
sofia.michaels good day to be named sofia 🥰
oscarpiastri
Hard Rock Stadium
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oscarpiastri P6² in Miami
pi4str1 oscar, sweetie, i don't think that's how math works
opeightyone That gorgeous gorgeous helmet 😍
lukaszhang best of luck for the race tomorrow mate
↳ oscarpiastri @lukaszhang Thanks man
TWITTER
pookie piastri @op81ln4 · 2h
WTF DID OSCAR HAVE THIS MORNING HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS SPECTACULAR
McLaren @ McLarenF1 · 2h
OSCAR. JACK. PIASTRI!!!
piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 1h
carlos sainz when i get my hands on you...
oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 17m
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD LANDO WIN???? LANDO NORRIS WINS????
↳ 🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 8m
rip 'lando nowins', u were one of the funniest nicknames of the sport
clovie @ luvyouvie · 20m
oscar p13, u were robbed my son, that was straight-up highway robbery
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from the phone of oscar piastri
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taglist @ririyulife @ashy-kit @fionaschicken @namgification @cherry-piee @urfavsgf @eiaaasamantha @sp1rl @destinyg237
#f1#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x oc#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri smau#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1 smau#f1 fic#f1 smau#f1 imagine#f1 social media au
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the wilt of the rose ︴dr3
🥀in which.. they just cant talk to eachother
pt1! pt2!
danielricciardo just posted!
did you think i didnt see you?
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user1 DAD NOOO
user2 STAWP STAWP STAWP
user3 clara11.8 PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE. SAVE YOURSELF FROM THIS MESS
user4 bro u miss her
landonorris DAD PLEASE THIS ISNT YOU
user5 lando is just like the rest of us fr
user6 i need someone on twitter to explain the FULL timeline because i am so so confused on how this happened bro
user7 samee like i need to know who cheated first, who was pettier, AND WHO THE HELL WAS IN YNS POST!!!
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papaya cult member
danny what the hell is going on
are you and yn like seriously over
im so confused
maxy paxy #1
yeah everytime i go on insta something is going on with you two
pls clear up the rumors
papaya cult member
danny i can see you reading this
maxy paxy #1
DANNY TELL US
DANNY RIIIC
idek tbh
papaya cult member
im gonna punch you
DANNY RIIIC
STOP i just dont know whats going on
like we went for that date and everything was fine and then the stuff about her and some guy came out
like idk
papaya cult member
ok but who started it
maxy paxy #1
yeah who cheated first
papaya cult member
be so honest rn
DANNY RIIIC
..me
papaya cult member
DANNY
WHAT THE FUCK
maxy paxy #1
dude..
DANNY RIIIC
HEAR ME OUT
papaya cult member
NO???
DANNY RIIIC
NONONO LISTEN
LISTEN
IT WAS HER FIRST
SHE CAME ONTO ME
maxy paxy #1
danny slow down
give us the full story
DANNY RIIIC
it doesnt even matter anymore
i just want it to be done
i miss her
i fucked up so bad you guys
papaya cult member
no shit sherlock
DANNY RIIIC
like
what am i supposed to do?
maxy paxy #1
mate im gonna be honest
i dont think you can fix it
DANNY RIIIC
what
why
papaya cult member
BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HER YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
DANNY RIIIC
yeah i know that but like
is there fr no way back?
maxy paxy #1
ok lando back off
ok?
take a breather
papaya cult member
k.
maxy paxy #1
danny.
you betrayed her trust
so so much
like you will have to grovel your way back
DANNY RIIIC
ok
ok i will
yourusername just posted!
there were flashing lights 🎇
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user1 oh..
user2 GIRLS TRIP!!!
user3 mom i dont want a new dad
carmenmmundt the best trip!!
yourusername stop i love you sm carmen 💗
user4 literally the prettiest group omfg
user5 mom pls forgive dad
user6 didnt she cheat on him?
user5 idek at this point, i just want my parents together
lilymhe LOVE YOU GIRLIE!!!
yourusername I LOVE YOU MORE 😚 😚
alex_albon 🤨
lilymhe babe look away
user6 4th and 6th slide.. danny ric you gotta step it up
user7 @danielricciardo you have 24 hours to respond
francisca.cgomes we have to do this again methinks
yourusername 100%, i need to party with you again!
alexandrasaintmleux literal goddess omg
yourusername thats all you girlie!!
user8 HOOOLY MOLY
user9 HOOOOOLY MOOOLY
user8 Holy crap
user9 Your body is makin’ me smile!
user10 yourusername yourusername IS THIS MAN A REPEAT
yourusername …🤭🤭
user10 HUHHHH
user7 THE LORE IS HUGEE
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indigo ! pierre g. x ofc (singer!ofc)
"first to one-up your last, (s)he can stay in your past."
summary: a certain pierre gasly shouldn't be jealous over a high school sweetheart, and ensley made sure to remind him that. OR no amount of subtweeting from an ex-boyfriend can deter ensley's love for the alpine driver
content warning: ex-boyfriend (fictional), use of explicit language, allusions to smut (no smut, i can't do it guys), slight insecure!pierre, pierre is a boba fan, ofc and other drivers in a private twitter account, pierre and ensley being h0rny on main, chatfic + tweets, rare british youtubers in the comments
note: someone should have the audacity, and it will be ensley and lester :)
masterlist
tagged ensoleil
liked by willne, landonorris, estebanocon
brianimanuel look at my lil frenchman being cultured and all 💗 liked by pierregasly
user1 "my lil frenchman" 💀
willne i feel like i shouldn't be here
ensoleil we don't recall asking william :)
pierregasly bebe that's not very nice
ensoleil my bad bub sorry william
user2 y'all telling me ensley listens to the person she didn't even like before???
user3 this dump is giving "pierre is an exhibitionist" liked by pierregasly
user3 pierre?! what does that mean?
user4 i need to touch grass (or they do)
user5 pierre's the kind to pull her by the hair then kiss her whenever someone tries to eye her liked by pierregasly
user6 PIERRE PLEASE TOUCH SOME GRASS
landonorris you think this dump is bad try being the photographer of the said photos liked by pierregasly
maxfewtrell i second that
yungfilly i third that
willne so it's not just me?? our group therapy session's about to be mad lads
user7 not the group therapy sesh 😭
charles_leclerc mon dieu, there are kids in this app, calamar 🥲 liked by pierregasly
ensoleil too many to unpack because he packing frfr
charles_leclerc go to church and indulge in some holy water.
tagged pierregasly
liked pierregasly, brianimanuel, willne
user1 "big dick is back in town" 😩
niko do you have that shirt available for me?
ensoleil no sorry, it's only reserved for one man
wroetoshaw oh so you're not even going back to your flat in uk for a frenchman? 😒 liked by ensoleil
ensoleil ain't you french?
wroetoshaw i'm from guernsey?!
ensoleil same thing
willne i thought i lost that shirt 😟
ensoleil it was never urs
estebanocon i already get enough of this in the paddock
ensoleil sorry bestie you'll get more of this in your timeline :)
estebanocon its ok i like you two together anyway
brianimanuel look at our moneymaker 🥰 liked by ensoleil
pierregasly i prefer the word "muse" but thank you bb
yukitsunoda0511 look at our boyfriend liked by ensoleil
ensoleil i know right?!!!
pierregasly i didn't agree to this 😭
pierregasly if he tries to post about you one more time my dump photos will be even worse liked by ensoleil
ensoleil make him cry ig 😩😉
pierregasly oh i will, mon bebe
bonus !!!
JOJI JUDGES ENSLEY AND RICH BRIAN'S HOMEMADE BUBBLE TEA IN THIS FEAST MANSION EPISODE by first we feast
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