#teamdarkfest
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it's time... for the TEAM DARK FEST! 💥💥💥💥
me and @serpentineshine are hosting a little tournament to finally determine who the best Team Dark member is! this week there's gonna be goofs, bits, and even a special prize for the winner 👀
however, the most important prize of all is what awaits at the end of the festival! ...but that's a secret right now.
💥 cast your vote below! 💥
(oh also if anyone makes any propaganda for their fav character. tag me i wanna see)
video transcript below the cut! ⬇️
A blue announcement screen with scrolling text reads “SPECIAL FENSNAILZ ANNOUNCEMENT.” There’s a looping animation of Squeak the cat in the middle. It disappears, cutting to a shot of a studio space.
In the studio, SNAIL, SHINE, SQUEAK, and a VASH PLUSH all sit at a desk with a large CRT TV on it. Squeak and Vash are on top of the TV, and shelves with various items line the walls. Everyone seems to be unaware that the camera is rolling - Snail is reading the script, Shine is drinking from a mug, and Squeak is licking her butthole. Vash remains motionless.
Snail notices the camera zooming in, and throws away the script in a moment of panic. Shine and Squeak sit up to face the camera as well.
SNAIL: Coming at you pre-recorded, it’s Snail, Shine, and The Beasts!
SHINE: We’re here today to announce a special tournament we’re hosting: the TEAM DARK FEST!
SQUEAK: Eep!
VASH: weemp womp :]
SNAIL: You know ‘em, you love ‘em-
SHINE: Or hate them.
SNAIL: It’s all about TEAM DARK this week! Fellas, turn on that TV!
The camera cuts to a close-up of the TV as the screen flips on. Three shitty photos of each Team Dark member appear on the TV under the question “Who is the best member of Team Dark?” Every Team Dark member’s name is misspelled underneath the photos.
SHINE: Time for the ULTIMATE question: Who is the best Team Dark member?
SNAIL: Oof. We’re turning them against each other, huh? That’s dramatic.
SQUEAK: Meep! (HOLY SHIT)
The camera zooms out to a wide view of the studio, but zooms out much further than needed for a split second. For some reason, this is all being filmed on a green screen set, and the shelves behind the cast seem to be edited in. Not only that, but this studio is either widely over-staffed or widely under-staffed, because the boom mic is held by seven Chao stacked on top of each other. The camera zooms into a closeup of Snail before much of this information can be processed.
SNAIL: Well, it’s obviously Shadow. I told him if he won, I would get him ice cream after soccer practice!
The camera pans over to Shine.
SHINE: No way, vote for Rouge! She can carry like. Nineteen mountain lions. Give or take
The camera pans over to Squeak and Vash. Squeak points at a crude drawing of Omega that seems to say “VOTE OMEGA.” It is upside down. Vash holds a cute little sign that says “I <3 OMEGA” that he likely made himself.
SQUEAK + VASH: ?????????????? (we didn’t hire anyone to translate this part.)
Back in a wide shot, Snail and Shine stare blankly at Squeak and Vash. Squeak licks her butthole again. Vash is now Real. Someone off-screen sneezes very convincingly.
SHINE: This poll will run for ONE WEEK before we announce the winner! So little time…
SNAIL: Everyone make your vote count! The winner of this festival will have a special page in my…
An image of a porcelain snail appears over a white background as an echo-y human voice says “SECRET UPCOMING PROJECT.”
VASH: bweep bwaa :] (Yay! Prizes!)
SHINE: The final verdict will be decided by Twitter AND Tumblr, so commit as much voter fraud as you please!
Squeak bites Vash and he screams. They both fall off the TV and make a surprising amount of noise. Snail and Shine stare in shock.
SNAIL: See you in seven days! And hey, if you want to participate… tag me in any propaganda you make to fight for your favorite Team Dark member!
Squeak and Vash explode.
#IT'S VOTER FRAUD WEEK FOLKS!!!!!!!#watch our silly video we had a stupid amount of fun making it#also i'm gonna be using the tag teamdarkfest to organize all this stuff#for some reason the darkfest tag is full of mountain bikers and like one person posting captain america x iron man art 🤷♀️#teamdarkfest#team dark
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it’s as nicki minaj foretold… he is the alpha the omega everything in between @fernsnailz
VOTE OMEGA IN THE TEAM DARK POLL AND SPARE YOURSELF IN THE IMMINENT ROBOT APOCALYPSE
#rouge may commit voter fraud but she is nothing against a walking talking atom bomb#i wanna animate omega default dancing on rouge n shadows graves but i dont have time</3 so take this#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#e 123 omega#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#team dark#teamdarkfest#OMEGA SWEEEEEP#cher doodles
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OMEGA SWEEP!!!!
Please go vote here for the best member of Team Dark!!!
@fernsnailz
#e 123 omega#sth fanart#my art#my animation#doodles#sonic the hedgehog fanart#animation#erm. vote for the silly murder robot HE NEEDS MORE VOTES!!!!#also just wanted to animate something ^^ id clean it up if i had more time but alas I do Not#teamdarkfest#first time drawing AND animating the silliest guy so. he may look silly
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sorry shadow i cant really do essays but ill be damned if i dont know my way around a powerpoint
everyone go vote in @fernsnailz's poll rn
#shadow the hedgehog#teamdarkfest#sonic#just an fyi in case u choose to view this in presentation mode: there are 2 slides w surprise audio lmao#gl to all ilu!!
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VOTE FOR OMEGA !!!
i know he's not gonna win but i love him. i care him so much he's my specialest guy i don't know who the FUCK shadow is
@fernsnailz
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Oh Yeah I scribbled this Last night for the TeamDarkFest poll thing @fernsnailz is hosting … Alot on the Mind today but I have to Submit some Propaganda for this guy I mean Come On . There’s no Team Dark without Him . Do you want that Random Eggpawn from Sonic Free Riders back ??? I Don't Think So! Below are a Curation of Amusing Images of him from the Archie Comics to Add to my Argument :
(I'm sure there is Plenty of Debates about Whether the Reboot Archie Comics are Good or Not but In My Opinion, they are Quite Enjoyable and I do think they have one of the Best versions of Team Dark)
#sth#e 123 omega#teamdarkfest#the kiwi scribbling zone#The “DIBS” image is so funny to me . Makes me think Omega would call Shotgun literally with one of his guns#I would have Properly Drawn him but I don't think I would be able to Finish in time Unfortunately#My Dream is that Omega and Rouge tie for first and Shadow LOSES . Shadow Fall more like Shadow FAIL.#I like Shadow just fine but bullying him is Funny. But he does Not deserve to win after he's been Mandated to be Friendless 🙄 or whatever#(Joking Statement)#Also it’s So Cursed that Omega is shorter than Vector . Who Did This
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Omega Nation please rise
vote for the correct option (Omega) below:
@fernsnailz
#teamdarkfest#sonic#e 123 omega#omega is the best team dark member he told me so#idc if he loses it’s just a fact
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GO VOTE ROUGE IN THE TEAM DARK FEST POLL
I loved the image of Rouge on the campaign trail kissing Chao like politicians kissing babies
@fernsnailz
#teamdarkfest#sonic the hedgehog#rouge the bat#My art#:)))#I was high when I did the sketch and she ended up in cowboy clothes for... A reason???
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VOTE FOR SHADOW IN TEAM DARK FEST
do rouge and omega deserve to win? Absolutely. I personally believe shadow would not even vote for HIMSELF. But I feel its my responsibility as long time shadow fan (20+years) and owner of a ridiculous piece of shadow memorabilia to ask that you vote for my pathetic little guy. At the very least, let him tie for 2nd place. (Or 3 way tie please please please best possible outcome)
VOTE HERE FOR SHADOW (or your team dark favorite)
@fernsnailz
#teamdarkfest#shadow the hedgehog#At this point itd be so so funny if omega wins but I have to cheer for my son#PROPAGANDA#Shadow statue saga#I am required by law to advocate for my boy#I edited this pic on my phone don't laugh#SHADOWSWEEP
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i <3 writing essays 🔥🔥💯
@fernsnailz
#do i have better things to do with my time? yes#am i doing those things? nahhh#i gotta write a seven page (not including the bibliography) essay on rouge the bat yay#teamdarkfest
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@fernsnailz last one from me
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THE TEAM DARK FEST IS OFF TO AN. INTERESTING START!! rouge is leading on tumblr! shadow is leading on twitter even though engagement on that poll is really low because twitter sucks!! omega is not leading anywhere but his fans are very passionate and i respect that!!!!
THERE'S STILL 6 DAYS TO GO! TUMBLR POLL IS HERE, TWITTER POLL IS HERE
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Not propaganda, just a fact. Omega can, and will, remove all outliers. Fuel for the fire.
@fernsnailz
#OMEGASWEEP#teamdarkfest#his arms can hug and kill#both at the same time even#he can shoot fucking bullets out of his arm can shadow do that? no
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Vote Shadow in @fernsnailz ‘s poll bc time is running out and he’s nap queen 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
#VOTE FOR SHADOW#Shadowsweep#idk what that even means#teamdarkfest#sonic the hedgehog#digital art#sth#art#fanart#sonic fanart#artists on tumblr#sth fanart#artwork#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the ultimate lifeform#team dark#my art
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Reasons to vote Rouge
-She is Da Queen
-Give it up for the girl without whom Team Dark wouldn't have been a team in the first place
-She adores her favorite boys and would give up her gems for them but she'll scold them at breakfast for accidentally breaking her mug
Spy extraordinaire and master jewel thief who commits heists for a hobby
Comical level of Knuckles teasing
Is the only character in the franchise who can order around Mr. Destroy First, Skip The Questions and Mr. I am the Ultimate Lifeform
Got caught stealing a note from the Conductor and fell sheepishly silent for a whole minute before returning it
Fashion queen
"Shadow... Even if you believe everyone in the world will be against you, know that I'll always remain by your side. Remember that."
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@fernsnailz
#there's so much more but im eepy anyways have this. we love Rouge#sth#rouge the bat#teamdarkfest#team dark#sonic the hedgehog#sonic
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vote for Omega he is beautifully built
@fernsnailz
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