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The McPreggo Menu (6/09/24 update)

While I by no means came up with the McPreggo concept, I am a very big fan of it, so I wrote up a hypothetical menu for fun! This menu got a surprising amount of attention and I received a bunch of suggestions for future items. So here, I’ve implemented more of them and given the menu another content update! I tried to fit as many ideas as I could, but if I missed yours, send another anon and I’ll work it in next time! Full menu under the cut!

Every item can be ordered individually or in a combo! Numbered combos come with your choice of a side, and a drink! Different sides have different effects, try them all! [Items suggested anonymously have a ~ with a link to their originating ask]

#1 The McPreggo Burger

The original filler-upper! Carry a singleton in minutes with this mouth watering single quarter pound patty cheeseburger, with tomatoes, lettuce, diced onion, pickles, and your choice of sauces!

#2 The Twinner

Twice as filling, twice as heavy, go full term with twins with TWO quarter pound patties, with cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, diced onion, pickles, and your choice of sauces!

#3 The Triple Stack

Sensing a pattern? Go big with triplets, with three whole quarter pound patties (That’s 12 oz of meat!) with cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, diced onion, pickles, and your choice of sauces! (Warning, Doctor’s note required for purchase)

#4 The Breaded Babymaker

A mouth watering crispy chicken sandwich topped with lettuce and mayo, on a sesame seed bun! 50/50 odds for a singleton or twins!

#5 The Labor-Inducer

Well… not QUITE real labor, but this breaded chicken sandwich packs a spicy kick with pepper sauce, knocks you up with one, and causes regular braxton-hicks for the duration of the food-induced pregnancy! Those those who enjoy a more intense experience!

#6 The Twinner Chicken Dinner

Three breaded and fried chicken strips, worth a trimester each! Each strip takes you up one trimester with twins, with each basket linked to a set of twins, so no fear going overdue by eating more than one serving!

#7 The Fish Filet Sandwich~

A tasty fish filet with light breading, with cheese and tartar sauce! Induces a singleton pregnancy with safe-but-noticeable polyhydramnios, giving extra amniotic fluid!

#8 The Quad Pod

A meal for the truly brave, comes with a double cheeseburger (The Twinner) and three chicken strips (The Twinner Chicken Dinner) to land you full of quadruplets at 40 weeks if fully consumed! (Warning, Doctor’s note required for purchase)

#9 The Family Feast Not a feast for a family, but a feast to help you MAKE one! A Triple Stack, A Breaded Babywaker, and a Twinner Chicken Dinner, to land you full of 6-7 babies, all at full term! Not for the feint of heart! (Warning, Doctor’s note and signed waiver required for purchase)

The Preggo Pizza (suggested by @mybigbellyluvrz) A new way to enjoy a McPreggo food induced pregnancy, and a great way to share the experience with friends! Each slice will induce a quantum pregnancy at 20 weeks along, with a second slice bringing it to term. Odd slices add additional babies, and even slices bring them to term. Pairs well with mozzarella sticks with marinara for a nice long Italian-food-centric impregnation session! Toppings give additional effects which increase in strength with more slices eaten! Enjoy a pregnant pizza party, or indulge yourself with high order multiples for one!

Pepperoni - +5% movement per slice

Sausage - +4% weight per slice

Canadian bacon - +4% belly width per slice

Bbq chicken - +10% stretchmark visibility per slice

Pineapple - +15% stronger cravings per slice

Peppers - +5% belly length per slice

Olives - +7.5% amniotic fluid per slice

Mushrooms - 3% lower belly per slice

Extra cheese - +5% thicker thighs, hips, and ass per slice

Breakfast (ALL DAY!)

Hash Brown

Crispy outside, soft potato-y inside. Warm morning goodness! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will make a belly drop as if full term and close to birth!

Ready-To-Pop Tarts~

Our most versatile product, each Ready-To-Pop Tart is named after the quantum baby it induces, and results in a 1-to-1 pregnancy experience as if you were carrying that baby at full term! Each name has its effects listed on the box, such as extra size, carrying low, specific cravings, and so on! Mix and match to carry multiples and craft your perfect pregnancy! Or, try a mystery unlabeled one and see who YOU get pregnant with!

Each location has a unique selection, but here are some of our franchise-wide staples~:

Percy

Carry low and wide with extra baby weight, belly width, and a dropped baby! You’ll want to unbutton pants if you’re wearing them…

Hilda

Enjoy some asymmetry with a pronounced, lopsided torpedo belly! 50/50 odds if she picks left or right, but she’ll stick to it for the whole ordeal!

Adair

Clear your pantry with cravings for sweet and salty flavors, increased taste sensation, and extra movement to enjoy while eating!

Kayla

Stretch your skin to the limit with polyhydramnios, extra baby weight, extra stretchmarks, and extra veins for good measure! Be the waddling definition of “drum tight”!

Sausage Egg Muffin

A toasted english muffin housing a breakfast sausage patty, and a folded scrambled egg! A morning classic! If eaten before other McPreggo products, will delay the onset of those products by 1 hour per breakfast sandwich. Additional sandwiches will increase the duration of the delay. Delay timer begins after full consumption of the breakfast sandwich.

Bacon Egg Griddle

Crispy strips of bacon, folded scrambled egg, between two delicious maple flavored griddles! If eaten before other McPreggo products, will cause effects of those products to onset over time instead of instantly. Each sandwich consumed causes effects to onset over the course of 30 minutes, with additional griddles slowing the onset further. Cannot slow an onset to be longer than the base pregnancy duration.

The Baby Burrito

A breakfast burrito for those who are early-risers, this morning meal has scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, melted cheese, and tater tots, wrapped in a warm flour tortilla. Gives you a singleton at 20 weeks along!

SPECIAL LIMITED TIME ITEMS

These items are only available for small windows of time, and don't interact with our other products due to their unique nature. They’re a big commitment, but provide a very genuine experience. For customers looking for something that takes more dedication than a standard combo meal.

The McCrib~

A special BBQ rib sandwich, only available during the first month of even numbered years. Slow cooked rib meat slathered in BBQ sauce, the McCrib answers the question of “what if humans could properly fully develop in the womb, rather than being born at just 9 months?”. Comparative to most other species, humans give birth very prematurely so that the baby can be safely delivered. McPreggo quantum babies aren’t ever birthed, allowing us to see what life would be like otherwise. Upon consuming a full McCrib, the customer starts on a 21 month pregnancy, spanning 7 trimesters, and allowing the quantum baby to grow to the size and weight of a one year old, with all the challenges and experiences that come with that. A slow burn experience, this pregnancy will include increased weight, size, and strength of the baby inside, finally reaching its apex after almost 2 years of uninterrupted pregnancy. It should be noted that McCrib pregnancies do not stack with each other, so only a singleton may be carried for 21 months. However, other McPreggo products will still function independently, meaning that additional temporary babies may be added, though baby altering effects from items such as the chicken nuggets, will have no effect on the McCrib baby.

The Beastly Burger

An extra large McPreggo burger stacked high with toppings, slathered in a unique “Monster Sauce”, and only sold annually during october. Initiates a 9 month long “anomalous pregnancy”, where the eater becomes pregnant with a mysterious, monstrous entity! Featuring many mouths, eyes, tentacles, and other fun additions that can be felt on the inner walls of the womb! Squirmy and active, it’ll make for a highly engaging and invigorating pregnancy! Will not interact with other McPreggo products, though they can be enjoyed in tandem. (Warning: unusual belly blemishes and strange cravings may occur)

The Festive Feast (Concept By @caitdrawsstuff2)

A unique seasonal item, sold annually during the month of december! A platter of roasted ham, sides of green beans, mashed potatoes, stuffing (with cranberry sauce), a warm roll, and a tall glass of sparkling apple cider (available in a limited time McPreggo branded reusable holiday cup)! Upon completion, initiates a singleton pregnancy which, for the next 12 days, every 24 hours, adds another baby to the consumer’s womb, resulting in full sized DUODECAPLETS by the end. If carrying twelve babies at once wasn’t enough, beginning with the first baby and repeating with each addition, the pregnancy will also incur one of 12 effects. The order of these effects is completely random, meaning only extraordinary lucky patrons will experience the same Festive Feast pregnancy twice.

The possible effects include: +15% extra baby weight, +20% stronger baby activity, +35% brighter stretchmark visibility, +12.5% additional belly length, +12.5% additional belly width, +75% craving and appetite strength, noticeable polyhydramnios, +25% vein visibility, +25% belly skin sensitivity, +12.5% hip width, Popped bellybutton, and 35% darker linea nigra. Effects cannot repeat during a single Festive Feast pregnancy. Will fully stack effects with other McPreggo products, but will continue to progress even after other items wear off. Whole Festive Feasts cannot stack. Festive Feasts are also sold frozen upon request, allowing them to be taken and enjoyed at home! It’s the gift that keeps on giving!

Sides

Fries

Crispy, salty yukon gold fries! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will make a belly lower and longer, resulting in a torpedo belly! Watch where you point that thing! (Small: +5% belly length, Medium: +7.5% belly length, Large: +10% belly length. Belly height will vary. Percentages are approximate.)

Tater Tots

Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will make a belly wider at the sides, resulting in a beach ball belly. Look pregnant from behind too! (Small: +5% belly width, Medium: +7.5% belly width, Large: +10% belly width. Roundness will vary. Percentages are approximate.)

Onion Rings

Ring segments of onion, battered and fried! What’s not to love? If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will make a belly’s skin a little tighter, resulting in more stretchmarks and visible veins! Look at those tiger stripes! (Small: +15% stretchmark visibility, Medium: +25% stretchmark visibility, Large: +35% stretchmark visibility. Percentages are approximate.)

Mozzarella Sticks

Breaded and deep fried sticks of mozzarella cheese! Warm and soft, with a great cheese pull! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will extend the effects of an active food-based pregnancy by 90 minutes per stick eaten! Comes in a 4 piece, 6 piece, or 8 piece!

Fried Pickle Chips

A staple with pregnant people, breaded slices of pickle, salted and fried to perfection. If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase the strength of pregnancy cravings when consumed! (Small: +20% craving strength, Medium: +40% craving strength, Large: +60% craving strength. Percentages are approximate.)

Chicken Nuggets~

A staple, back and heavier than ever! A 6 piece nugget with your choice of dipping sauce! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase the weight of babies by 2% per nugget! Careful! That adds up faster than you’d expect!

Spicy Chicken Nuggets

Made with a breading that brings the heat, rile up your cargo with this delicious side! A 6 piece spicy nugget comes with your choice of dipping sauce! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase the activity and energy of quantum babies by 4% per nugget!

Curly Fries~

Perfect for the pregnant patron who wants to show off! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will Increase the interactivity and responsiveness of the quantum babies to external pressure. A small grants a moderate increase, medium a considerable amount, and large an intense increase! Perfect for filming baby kicking videos or entertaining a handsy partner!

Chili Cheese Fries~

Enjoy a platter of chili covered fries, topped with melted cheese! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will induce light bloating and gassiness, which may cause increased burping.

Sweet Potato Fries~

Bright orange and delightfully sweet! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause the consumer to become sleepy and potentially nap prone, perfect for winding down after a long day of pregnancy. A small helps the consumer relax, a medium makes them nap prone, and a large will make them very sleepy! (Do not operate a motor vehicle while or shortly after consuming)

Side Salad (Suggested by @zaloog81)

A classic salad that gives you a healthy boost! A small salad that goes with any of our fine salad dressings (see dips, dressings, and sauces). If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase energy and lower fatigue of the eater by a noticeable amount! Combo with your favorite dressing to specialize for your next activity!

Hand Mixed Sodas!

Our Hand Mixed Sodas are made with a carbonated base, and are customizable with shots of flavor, each with their own effects! Combine your favorites for a delightful, refreshing augmentation to your pregnancy experience!

Cherry

A summertime classic with all the Red No. 40 you know and love! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will darken the visible linea nigra line on the belly by 20% per shot of flavoring!

Mango

Tangy, tropical, and uniquely sweet! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause stretchmarks to spread of places other than the belly, traveling across the hips, thighs, and arms too! More shots means more coverage!

Grape

The classic artificial cough syrup variety you grew up with, now with a twist! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase blood flow to belly skin, giving it extra visible “blush”. Increases belly blush by 25% per shot.

Orange

Unique and refreshing, goes with most other tropical fruits! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause the belly to glow with a safe, heatless light from within! Starts with a soft glow and grows brighter with more shots, though will never go above that of a laval lamp. Use Pineapple, Peach, and Blue Raspberry shots to color the glow!

Pineapple

Includes that tingling sensation from the pineapple enzymes eating you back! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will tint any glow effects from the orange syrup a bright yellow color! 3 shots reaches full color saturation.

Peach

Ripe and juicy, tastes like it’s straight form Georgia! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will tint any glow effects from the orange syrup a vibrant red color! 3 shots reaches full color saturation.

Blue Raspberry

Why is it blue? Who cares? Still tastes great! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will tint any glow effects from the orange syrup a cool blue color! 3 shots reaches full color saturation.

Lemonade

Tart opener with a sweet finish, and pairs with pretty much every other option! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase belly skin sensitivity to touch by 20% per shot.

Lemon/Lime~

Citrusy and a little sour! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will simulate the sensation of hiccups from your quantum babies with increasing strength per shot.

Dips, Dressings, and Sauces!

Caesar Salad Dressing

A mix of dijon mustard, lemon juice, and worcestershire sauce perfect for anyone craving a classic caesar salad! If drizzled over a McPreggo side salad and eaten, will increase nesting drive by 40% for the duration of the McPreggo pregnancy. The energy given by the salad will be put toward this nesting instinct.

Tangy Vinaigrette

An old favorite with a bite, this vinaigrette goes great on our side salad! If drizzled over a McPreggo side salad and eaten, will increase joint flexibility and ease of movement by a noticeable amount. Make your maternity yoga class a breeze with our lovely dressing!

Thousand Island Dressing

An american classic, thousand island is a great topper to our side salad. If drizzled over a McPreggo side salad and eaten, will increase sense of smell and taste substantially, making your craving foods taste even better!

Ranch Dressing

Classic thick, creamy ranch, good for nuggets and salads alike! When combined with any McPreggo food, will increase the visibility of veins on the belly by 60%!

Marinara Sauce

Take the routine out of your usual McPreggo order with out tomato-y marinara sauce! When eaten with our mozzarella sticks, will increase the duration of the pregnancy by a random amount, varying from 10-40%!

BBQ sauce

Tangy and a little sweet, our BBQ sauce can’t be beat! If pregnant with a McPreggo product and fully aware of this sauce’s effects before eating, will induce a slightly hazy, forgetful “pregnancy brain” sensation for the duration of the food pregnancy!

Fry sauce

A thick fry sauce for an even thicker patron! Enjoy this northwestern classic and round out a little! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause thighs and buttocks to grow visibly thicker, with increasing effects the more is eaten.

Ketchup

We don’t need to pitch ketchup to you. It’s ketchup. You know you like it. If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will shift the distribution of babies within the womb to make it visibly lopsided. Will never push babies into an unsafe or painful position for either party.

Mustard~

Classic yellow mustard with a tummy-altering twist! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will shift the distribution of babies within the womb to make it visibly oblong, causing a tummy that’s considerably wider than it is “tall”. Will never push babies into an unsafe or painful position for either party.

Hot Mustard (Concept By @wannabemumma)

A familiar favorite with heat that sneaks up on you! If eaten with a McPreggo Product, will hasten the onset of the effect of that food item, reducing the growth or change duration by about 90%! (Takes the usual 45 second duration down to just under 5!) Really put the rapid back in rapid pregnancy!

Honey Mustard (Concept By @wannabemumma)

A sweeter version of an old favorite! If eaten with a McPreggo product, will cause the effects to onset more slowly, over approximately 5 minutes. Stacks additively with other onset-lengthening effects

Smoothies and Frozen Drinks

Tropical Mist Smoothie

Featuring peach, guava, and passionfruit, this tropical smoothie makes you feel like you just spent an afternoon on the beach! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will give the drinker the visual effects of healthy sun exposure, with no UV ray-based downsides! Enjoy a subtle tan and occasional freckles! Visual effects will be most strongly concentrated on the midriff.

Strawberry Smoothie

Elegant in its simplicity, the Strawberry Smoothie tastes exactly how it says on the tin! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will soften the skin by a noticeable degree, lasting until the end of the quantum pregnancy. Effect will be most noticeable on the midriff.

Pineapple Mango Smoothie

A tangy and refreshing combo, complete with the enzymes that eat you back! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause tightening of the womb and ab muscles. Not enough to feel like a contraction to the drinker, but will “pull in” and tighten the belly, as well as make it considerably more firm to the touch. A great middle ground between being in the third trimester, and experiencing braxton hicks.

Acai Blueberry Smoothie

Both tasty and health conscious! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will shift the womb up, allowing the drinker to carry higher. May cause mild chest tightness from the internal shifting, but will never reach a level that is alarmingly uncomfortable or dangerous.

Kale Smoothie

Get your daily greens in smoothie form! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause cravings for veggies, legumes, grains, and other foliage. Is a great start to one of our salads!

Mixed Berry Smoothie

Enjoy a mix of strawberry, blueberry, raspberry, AND blackberry, all in one vitamin C packed cup! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause cravings for fruit of all varieties.

Dragonfruit Smoothie

A mix of dragonfruit with some supporting orange and mango, this pink drink is makes a fantastic pairing with any of our entrees. If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause cravings for proteins, animal or plant based, meaning vegetarians can enjoy its effects too!

Carmel Frappe Decaf (induce dessert cravings)

A sweet carmel opening with a bitter coffee finish, without any caffeine for safe pregnant consumption! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cause cravings for sweets, with particular preference for baked goods and ice creams! A fantastic combo drink if you plan to stay for dessert.

Desserts

Chocolate Chip Cookie~

A classic treat with a cute twist! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will cycle through belly button types, with each cookie going to the next one in the cycle. Starts with an innie, then pops into an outie, then flattens out as though your navel was too stretched to even pop! If stretched, the next cookie reverts you back to an innie!

Ice Cream Sundae

Comes in hot fudge or carmel! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will lower the visibility of blemishes like stretchmarks or visible veins, resulting in a smoother, softer skinned tummy!

Ice Cream Sandwich

A classic straight from the ice cream truck! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will relieve back pain and contractions brought on by late-stage food-based pregnancy!

McBlendie

Cool, creamy soft serve blended with your choice of twix or reeses peanut butter cups! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will reset all other side and desert item effects. Will not hasten a McPreggo food pregnancy!

Milkshakes!~

Cookies and Crème

A thick and creamy milkshake that’s loaded with blended chocolate cookie bits! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase milk production and potentially even breast size! (Small: +100% milk production, Medium: +175% milk production, Large: +250% milk production. Percentages are approximate, breast size increase will vary)

Apple Pie Delight

A whole slice of apple pie dumped right into our vanilla milkshake mix and blended until thick! It still counts as A La Mode, right? If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will increase sex drive in those who drink it and are fully aware of its effects before consuming. (Small: +75% libido, Medium: +125% libido, Large: +175% libido. Percentages are approximate and based on starting sex drive. Does not function without awareness)

Maternal Marionberry

Oregon marionberries, in a milkshake, served so thick you probably need a spoon. Need we say more? If pregnant with a McPreggo product, will widen and soften hips, and give you that pregnancy glow! (Small: +5% hip width, Medium: +7.5% hip width, Large: +10% hip width. Percentages are approximate)

Marshmallow Plush

A McPreggo specialty, a delightful blend of marshmallow cream with cool vanilla makes for a surprisingly heavy drink! If pregnant with a McPreggo product, soften the exterior of a pregnant belly, making you plush and plump! (Small: +15% belly fat, Medium: +25% belly fat, Large: +35% belly fat. Percentages are approximate)

At McPreggo, we strive to create a genuinely enjoyable dining experience, with a special twist! Our food has the unique, distinct, and trademarked ability to create a simulated pregnancy in anyone who eats it! Combine any number of pregnancy-inducing entrees with pregnancy affecting sides and desserts, and you can custom tailor your McPreggo experience to exactly your desires! Experience anything from a singleton to a septuplet pregnancy with our professionally prepared meals, and shape your belly and pregnancy experience however you wish. As a subsidiary of Quantum Yum LLC, we guarantee our food and quantem-multiversal pregnancies are safe, ethically sourced, and best of all, enjoyable!

Please note that pregnancies from our food will never result in labor and will revert after 6 hours. However, a pregnancy is still a pregnancy, so expect back pain, swelling, internal movement, and cravings, among other side effects, from our meals. We hope you enjoy your food and have a fun and safe time trying out pregnancy! Sincerely, the R&D team at Quantum Yum LLC.

Oh… you’re still reading? You must be here for the secret menu then…

I won’t be coy or keep you waiting, you’ve been patient enough. ;)

The McPreggo Secret Menu

Overdue Strip Basket

A logical extension of an existing menu item, enjoy a 4 or 5 piece chicken basket with your choice of sauce! When ordered off of the secret menu, the twins continue to grow at a rate of 1 trimester per strip, meaning a basket will land you with twins in their 4th or 5th trimester based on the size you ordered. Enjoy carrying twins at multiple months overdue!

The Octomom ~

Simple but effective, an 8 patty burger (that’s 2 lbs of meat) with all the usual fixings. A slog to eat, a joy to carry. Nadya Suleman walked so we could waddle.

Carnivore’s Craving (Suggested by @wannabemumma)

Every meat on the lunch menu, on one gargantuan sandwich, granting one gargantuan pregnancy! Comes topped with fry sauce drizzle (yes, the stuff that makes your thighs and ass thicker), and an optional free small Marshmallow plush shake!

The sandwich in question includes: 1 beef patty, 1 chicken patty, 1 fish patty, 2 chicken strips, 2 chicken nuggets, and 2 spicy nuggets. This, when fully consumed, grants the consumer either full term triplets or quadruplets (50/50 odds), second trimester twins, with all babies 4% heavier and 8% more active, with polyhydramnios to top it off. Meatlovers, eat your heart out!

Maternal Masochist

For customers who want to push their pregnancy toward a more intense route, enjoy a Labor Inducer with spicy nuggets and ketchup, to get pregnant with one, enjoy strong braxton hicks contractions with an active baby, who’s also lopsided in your belly. About as uncomfortable as it gets, add additional quantum babies at your own risk.

“Has Pregnancy Increased Your Sex Drive?”

Includes a Baby Burrito, side salad with vinaigrette, triple-shot lemonade soda, and large apple pie delight! Get just pregnant enough to reap the effects. The side salad gives energy while the vinaigrette gives flexibility, the lemonade soda makes belly more sensitive, and the apple pie delight ramps up sex drive. Pair with other entrees for more belly, or mozz sticks for more longevity.

The Bottomless Belly

Includes a McPreggo single burger with a large side of fried pickle chips, with thousand island dressing for dipping. Pushes cravings into overdrive, making anything taste good. Go home and polish off every leftover in the house. Enjoy the food coma!

Model Mommy

Enjoy a Triple stack, with onion rings on the burger, cherry mango grape soda, and tater tots and ranch dressing on the side! All of the possible markings, stretch marks spread everywhere, veins, blush, linea nigra, and an extra wide triplet belly to display it all on! The ideal tummy for a pre-pregnancy try on challenge!

Gravid Gambler

Chicken nuggets, slathered in bbq sauce, with 2 Breaded babymaker patties as buns, with a side of mozz sticks, and marinara sauce! Roll the dice on twins to quads, add random extra duration, and throw in extra weight and some forgetfulness to keep it interesting!

Extra Thicc!

Enjoy a Twinner, 2 large tots with fry sauce, and an exclusive Marionberry Marshmallow Milkshake! Go for twins, go wide with the belly, then enjoy wide hips, soft ass, thick thighs, and squishy tummy. Be the pregnant cuddle buddy your friends deserve!

Sisters From Different Misters Sandwich~

Like the Land, Sea, and Air from an unnamed competitor, but with a pregnant twist! Enjoy a double burger, a chicken sandwich patty, and a fish filet all the same sandwich. End up with, 4-5 babies, with a garnish of polyhydramnios to boot!

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goawayluvs · 3 months

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03/20/24 - Food diary - 1,230 calories, 98oz water

Weight: Unknown

Intermittent fast: 18 hours

Breakfast: 5 calories

- Black coffee (2 cups)

Lunch: 236 calories

- Veggie patty (1)

- Avocado (31g)

- Ketchup (1 tsp)

Dinner: 650 calories

- Pepperoni pizza (5 pieces)

Snacks: 319 calories

- Palmiers (2 cookies)

- Kiwi (1)

- Green tea (1 cup, 1 tbsp lemon juice)

- Multivitamins (2 gummies)

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detentiontrack · 2 months

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I’m in the same boat with vegetarianism. I’m currently a minor, but when I turn 18 i plan to start eating meat (i have some health problems due to malnourishment but my parents are super religious and strict). What foods do you recommend for someone eating meat for the first time?

That’s almost exactly how my upbringing was, so I understand how transitioning to eating meat can be intimidating. If you’ve been vegetarian your whole life/a long period of time, you’re most likely going to have some minor stomach issues when you first start eating meat. These will eventually go away as your body gets used to processing the new foods. I recommend starting with meals you already know you like, and then eat the meat version of it. My first meat food was chicken noodle soup because the soup was familiar. If you like meat substitutes (like the beyond meat/impossible meat/morning star brands) I would go with having the meat version! If you like veggie chicken nuggets, try regular frozen chicken nuggets! If you like veggie burgers, try having a small hamburger. Something I do NOT recommend until you’ve been eating meat for a while is trying to cook with raw meat. Pre cooked meat will be your best friend. If you don’t know how to properly prepare meat, there’s a higher chance of getting yourself sick. Do your research, get used to cooking with pre cooked meat, and then try something where you cook something all the way (like baking chicken instead of pan frying it. It’s harder to undercook). Just remember that over cooking meat is better than under cooking meat and getting sick (I’ve been eating meat for 2 years and I’m still too scared to cook with chicken. I only eat precooked chicken, canned chicken, and chicken from restaurants where I KNOW it’s safe). You might have been told that meat is bad for you or unhealthy (I was told this) but it’s an EXCELLENT source of protein and nutrients. Go slow, take your time figuring out what you like, and enjoy this new food group! Below the cut is some meat dishes I enjoy. Some are precooked, and some I get from restaurants or fresh from the store.

Hot dogs (you just gotta boil them or put them in the air fryer. They’re already cooked)

Chicken apple sausage (precooked, in the air fryer on 400°f for 5 minutes)

Sausage patties and eggs (precooked, you just need to fry them so they defrost and get a bit of searing on them)

Frozen corn dogs (precooked, air fryer or oven)

Breakfast sandwiches with sausage or bacon

Chicken salad sandwich/chicken salad with crackers/on a bed of lettuce (I used canned chicken, drain the juice out, and mix in miracle whip, mustard, and desired seasonings. Canned chicken is precooked)

Canned soup with meat in it (precooked, just microwave it or heat it on the stove)

Pizza with pepperoni or sausage on it

BBQ shredded chicken or pork on bread (you can buy it at the store and all you have to do it microwave it to heat it up. It’s precooked)

Breakfast sausage links (not precooked, but it’s easy to cook them. Just fry them until the outside is golden brown and then cut them in half. If it’s not pink inside, you’re good to go)

Burger patties (same as above. It’s easy to cook them in a pan, just make sure the inside isn’t pink. A cut in half burger is better than a food poisoning burger)

Chicken quesadilla (use canned chicken, shredded, with the juice drained, and add whatever seasonings you want.) (chicken is really bland without seasonings like tofu, so you want to heavily season it)

Chicken enchiladas (same as above. Use seasoned canned chicken if you’re not comfortable with cooking chicken and shredding it)

Any meat frozen microwavable TV dinners (super easy to make and it gives you a wide selection of meat dishes without having to actually cook them. I like frozen chicken alfredo or chicken pad thai)

Spaghetti with meatballs (meatballs are super easy to make. Get some ground beef, follow a recipe for seasonings and stuff that binds the meat together, and pop them in the oven. Once again, cut them open to see if they’re pink inside) (or invest in a meat thermometer if you want to cook meat often. It really helps with food poisoning anxiety)

Tacos/burritos with ground beef (see above)

CHICKEN PAD THAI WITH PEANUT SAUCE (I’ve mentioned pad thai before but I could eat this every day for the rest of my life. Find a local thai restaurant and try it. The tofu version is also really good)

Beef sticks (personally I don’t really like them because of the texture, but they’re a really easy source of protein and good to have around)

That’s about all I can think of right now, but I hope your journey leads you to new foods you like and your health improves! Always feel free to message me if you have any other questions or need any guidance (or send me an ask if you want to stay anonymous!)

#asks #anon

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satancopilotsmytardis · 1 day

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fuck why did you remind me about the Dom Jeans™️. everything i've learned about that series has been against my will

(not true, I've listened to plot summaries, but somehow everything I remember feels like a fresh horror)

Off topic whats your favorite thing to make for dinner? I'm out of ideas

I call em like I see em!!!

Hmm, my out-of-ideas/depression meal is a rice bowl with spicy chicken (i use whatever i have, leftover rotisserie chicken, grilled strips, patties, whatever i just make sure that when I'm rehearing it for the bowl to add chili oil), a fried egg, and either broccoli or peas (in the bowl or on the side to your preference). My other minimal work dinner is unassembled cheese board with crackers, cheese, grapes/apple, pepperoni/salami, and maybe some olives right out of the jar if I've got them

#tanco speaks #ask #asks #i am a super super picky eater if i could live on macaroni and chicken nuggies forever i would

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cobalt-axolotl · 1 month

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Menus for each Freddy’s restaurant in my AU’s part 1 Fall fest and Marvo’s marvelous theatre.

Small foods:

maple cinnamon brownies

Cheese curds

Funnel cake

Grilled cheese

Spicey Peperoni corndogs (corn dogs made with pepperoni instead of hotdogs)

Exotic butters

Meat pretzels

Marvelous strawberry shortcake

Old man consequences alligator nuggets

Catfish stick

Trout fillets

Drinks:

various mixed sodas

Old man consequences non alcoholic Eggnog

Marcos lucky red cooler (a watermelon and strawberry flavored soda)

Alastor’s pitch black cola (a cola type drink with orange and lemon flavors)

Hop scotches jester juice up (a mixture of various citrus and berry flavors into an energy drink)

Old man’s consequences (must be 21 or older to order off of the menu) (eggnog with rum, vanilla flavoring, and extra spice)

Full meals:

Marvo’s extra fruity fruit salad.

The fat Italian( garlic bread topped with Italian sausage, spaghetti noodles, & mozzarella cheese)

Hop scotches Peanut butter noodles

Alastor’s unorthodox burger (a burger made with French fries, bacon, cheddar, and a hit jaw Pattie)

Old man consequences’s wet delights platter (catfish sticks, alligator nuggets, fried trout, and crawdads)

(The following came after the opening of fredbear’s family diner)

Mac and cheese pizza

Cheese pizza

Pepperoni pizza

Sausage pizza

Three cheese pizza

Vegetarian pizza

Meat lovers pizza

#fnaf

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littlesunshine1223 · 2 months

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Yung Gravy As Things From The Quotebook

- [ ] Is there a dirty girl option?😏

- [ ] This muffin is going to give me a fucking aneurism

- [ ] Don’t sunburn your pussy for TikTok

- [ ] It’s like having sex with a warm water bed

- [ ] I’m about rizz up this pepperoni

- [ ] That sex really razzled my dazzle

- [ ] Welcome to CNN I’m drunk off my ass

- [ ] I’ll blow your back out at Menards

- [ ] Mr. Bombastic move your ass

- [ ] I really want to land my KC 135 in a Kroger parking lot

- [ ] Pop’s a fizzy

- [ ] I have 4 holographic charizard Pokémon cards all signed by a real life charizard

- [ ] I ask if the movie was over, she said yeah, nope the dolls still fucking there

- [ ] I’m gonna Texas chainsaw massacre your mom tonight

- [ ] If you can melt butter on that toilet seat then I’m not putting my ass on it

- [ ] It’s like viagra on steroids

- [ ] Would you like the creamy hole

- [ ] It’s a bit frosty outside and I don’t mean the snowman

- [ ] The whore house bumblebee

- [ ] Bitch too broke can’t even buy a krabby patty

- [ ] I have 3 wives…AND YOUR MOTHER IS ONE OF THEM

- [ ] The bra bandit is real…he will find you…and steal your bra

#yung gravy #yung gravy x reader #matthew raymond hauri #Yung gravy imagine #Yung gravy headcanons

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sweethoneyrose83 · 5 months

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Can do a Glamrock Foxy Adults' Only food menu item?

Glamrock Foxy's Pizza Burger:

(Adults Only Menu)

Ingredients:

- Ground beef or turkey

- Burger buns

- Pizza sauce

- Mozzarella cheese, shredded

- Pepperoni slices

- Optional toppings: sliced mushrooms, green peppers, onions

Instructions:

1. Form the ground meat into burger patties and cook them according to your preference.

2. Toast the burger buns in a pan or toaster.

3. Spread pizza sauce on the bottom half of each bun.

4. Place the cooked burger patties on top of the sauce.

5. Add a layer of shredded mozzarella cheese and pepperoni slices.

6. Optional: Add your choice of toppings like mushrooms, green peppers, or onions.

7. Place the top half of the bun on top to complete the burger.

8. Optionally, you can heat the burgers in the oven for a few minutes to melt the cheese.

Enjoy!

#video game #spooky vibes #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #pizzaparty #fnaf movie #glamrock animatronics #glamrock #fnaf help wanted 2 #glamrock foxy #fnaf foxy

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ratholez · 8 months

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question 4 gringos

does this count as a burger or a sandwich?

(it has hot dogs, tomato, sauces, potatoes, burger patties, chicken, catupiry, beef, onions, eggs, bacon, pepperoni, cheese and bologna)

#we call it a podrão or x-tudo #poll

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virgincels · 6 months

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i'm high again so i'm locked inethan is a cute femboy

ddlg with baby ethan and baby reader and daddy chris

you and ethan really test chris's patience. the morning started nicely, chris cooked you both a cute tray of toast with the pretty jelly, eggs that had those little yolks that you can poke at with a fork, and sausage patties--completed with a glass of apple juice.

he dressed you both in the cutest outfits, pink with lots of frilles. he did your hair and kisses ethan's face. he made sure your socks matched and you finished your full plate of breakfast. you both wore big smiles, ethan snuggling in a blanket and you pull your plushie closer as you watch a cartoon on the tv. chris gives you both a big kiss and walks to his office--always making sure his babies are well taken care of before going to work.

it started around lunch time.

you wanted pizza but ethan wanted chicken nuggets. ethan is an idiot--you tell yourself. chris isn't done with his work but the loudness of the two of you make him press his pen to the desk and get up from his chair. he walks out, a little annoyed--you both know to be quiet while he works. you're throwing pillows at ethan while he tries dodging them, the string of stains on his face show that he's tearful.

"stop!" "you're a dummy!"

chris doesn't even know what's going on, but he is pissed. he swings over and catches the pillow in your hands. you both hadn't notice he came and quickly tried to explain your sides.

"t-hey started hitting me!" "ethan is being a dummy!"

chris puts his hand up, in your direction. "i don't want to hear it." ethan aside, you're a bit of a troublemaker. you love ethan, really! he always shares bites of his food with you, brushes your hair when you want a certain look, and when he cums on his tummy, there's always a few dibbles afterwards and it makes it look like he's sparkling. but--he's always somehow still an idiot. he's so cute but he doesn't know how to make good ice cream sundae's like chris does--you're a pillow princess, he should know how to do it. and he's so sweet but he knew you wanted pizza and now acting like a baby! more than usual!

"ethan knew i wanted pizza and turned against me! this isn't fair!"

you stomp your own feet and throw your plushie to the ground, tears of your own threatening to spill. you shout at the two of them and point your finger at ethan. he's always being a crybaby! your eyebrows were furrowed and ethan stood quietly behind chris. chris shakes his head and points towards the bedroom. "go. i'll be there in a second."

you can feel the tears drop as you huff in his face. whatever! you're a mean daddy anyway! you stomp again and purposefully run into ethan as you walk. you feel daddy's eyes following your back until you reach the room. you make an eyeroll before sitting on chris's soft sheets. crossing your arms and looking at how the frills on your outfit are wrinkled. great!

ugh. this is silly! pizza is so much better than chicken nuggets! the cheese, spicy pepperoni, and the crust. ethan is so stupid!

whatever! it's not like chris will really do anything.

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"i'm sick of you and these games. every fucking day it's something new with you." chris proves that once again--he's a mean daddy. your outfit has been longed up torned to the floor, his rough hand spanks your pretty cunt again. not even giving you a chance to redeem yourself, chris is ruthless. you try to catch his hand but it only leads his other hand snaking up your neck--cutting off your air.

"you've been such a fucking brat lately." he replies towards the way you whine and toss in his hold--it hurts! daddy, 'm sorry! your yelps are drowing out by the sound of his spanks. your eyes are filled with pretty tears as you try and get your vision to clear, you can see the lowlifer who started this entire situation. ethan .. what is he doing here! you've never been opposed to ethan watching--you always loved when he'd get squeaky by looking at the slick coating your thighs. but! you hate him right now! he shouldn't be her--

"ow! daddy--stop please!" you breathe towards your thoughts are cut off by a specifically sharp sting. the way your clit stings at the contact makes you jot. your head hangs low against chris's chest. this is so unfair! you can hardly make out the mumbles of chris, something about how he had to work, and how you have to apologize to ethan and- apologize to ethan?!

"do it now." the groan that hit your daddy's throat sends a shiver up your body. towering over your body as his one hand cups your pretty pussy and the other forcedly grabbing at your cheeks--forcing your gaze to ethan.

"'mf soreey efan.." you mumble out as chris's hold tightens. he spanks your wetness once more--earning a gasp from you, before leading his finger to your sensitive clit. you breathe out whines before chris's mouth is against your neck, his beard scratching against your cheek. ethan is twitching, his hands going to his pants. if he wasn't so cute, he'd be a huge perv.

"come here, baby." chris signals to ethan, opening his legs a little to welcome him in. ethan stumbles over--he's too clumsy for his own good. he makes his way over- fiddling with the fabric of his pants. he whines when he gets a good look at your pussy. twitching and slick. he doesn't have to touch to know that. "efan .." you make pleading eyes. he's so stupid but .. you always loved how hungry he acts while his lips suck at your clit and his deliete and slightly cold fingers dip into the wetness of your cunt. chris has a silent laugh before nodding his head towards ethan.

"go ahead, puppy, lick them up."

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i'm sorry it's so long, plz ignore this if it's too long! i love u so much! smooch smooch <3 -🕺

every time u send something I read it and have to take a little break and go out of my inbox and think ab it for a little… like what the heck U NEED TO !!!!:£2&3&;&; i am gonna eat you up I wish I had more to SAY TO YOU BUT LIEKRNFJFJ MY HEAD LITERALLY!!! gets omg

#inbox 💌#🕺 anon #love u ANON!!!!

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fantodsdhrit · 2 years

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as such as intestines you are inside yourself alone foreigner to your thought structure post crunches sweaty evening cloud gaze like ivory wispy plastic bags to touch tree leaf with my toe miniscule girl stares curiously while you mock marriage anniversary gloaters with rural employment guarantee act juxtaposed with jasmine's bourgeoisie lana del ray essay tea wannabe high vaping e cigarette like sunflower soyabean oil export ban ship of theseus failing to find gratification where there is none lost wittgenstein eclipsed by viscous conservative pop art hierarchy hieroglyphs without constraint of form perched black kite desires not too putrid flesh false siren song achilles' lesbos refusal which way does budding palm leaf spill yes to your hush backyard flowers no to disquiet you trumpet in searing heat women dig up mud wage mishap walk a kilometre for water their limbs ache make twig baskets brooms work for landholders shape shift into construction workers later consume only rice rotis chilli chutney one of them says when i work they eat my arms are labour later asks angela davis cultural object organically authentic term usage pepperoni disparateness not patty like all revolutionaries hand over their ovaries to chieftains and ponder why revolutions commit suicide

#poetry #dhrit #non revolution

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flamingo-writes · 2 years

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Bunny (part 2) — e.m.

Eddie Munson x Vegetarian!reader

I am once again projecting myself and making a second part of this.

Some of these are based on things that had happened with my bf and me. I’m a vegetarian, he isn’t, and this hardly is a problem.

Eddie was never a big fan of eating vegetables, but since you ate a lot of them, at first he felt resigned to the idea that if he wanted to be by your side, that meant lots of vegetables.

But turns out, you’re a very good cook. And for the first time he found himself truly enjoying vegetables.

From there he learned that the trick behind enjoying vegetables is to know how to cook them.

Most dates ended up with you two eating at your place since sadly not a lot of places have vegetarian options.

But that usually ends up with the both of you cuddled in your room watching movies and that usually ends up in other things ;) ofc he is not going to complain.

Often complementing your cooking, and you knowing both Munson boys basically survive through take out, frozen or canned food and sandwiches, you started cooking for both of them. Adding some meat into their food because you know they do eat meat and don’t want to force your habits on to them.

“Bunny, this has meat” Eddie asked puzzled the first time you have him a container with cooked veggies and meat.

“It’s for you and your uncle,” You relied happily. “Consider the meat a guarantee that I won’t be stealing your food,” you joked.

He even started eating healthier accidentally. And I say accidentally because he wasn’t actively looking for it and you always told him that he didn’t have to feel forced to

When you went out on dates somewhere with little to no vegetarian options, you ended up having fries or onion rings. Eddie one time improvised a burger for you, taking ooff the patty putting it in his burger ofc he’s not gonna waste any food, and putting onion rings and fries instead.

While it didn’t look like the most appetizing thing, Eddie’s effort truly was adorable and you couldn’t be any more grateful.

When you go out for pizza or the guys bring pizza to hellfire nights and they forget the cheese pizza, Eddie is the first one to claim the pepperoni you’ll you taking off your slice.

“Bunnies don’t eat meat,” He says with a cheeky grin.

The mutual respect of each other’s eating habits was delightful. And this alone was a good sign that the both of you could actually work past differences between the both of you.

With time he got more and more creative with snacks he made for you, finally learning that there was more than grilled cheese sandwiches.

He also learned a lot about cooking from you and even started to enjoy it.

Wayne took advantage of this.

“That girl sure’s pulling the best out of ya, kiddo” Wayne said one time he came home from work and found him cooking.

“Isn’t that a sign of a good relationship?” Eddie asked.

“Sure it is, son”

After you both graduated high school, the both of you moved in together. You went to college while Eddie found a job at the record store and kept doing stuff with his band on a side, and since you were usually busy with homework, he was now the one cooking for both of you.

Over time he have a better and better cook and he lived for every smile, every small non and every praise you had to say about his cooking. Watching you enjoy the things he cooked for you was truly gratifying. It was his favorite pet of cooking.

It became part of his love language.

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson headcanons #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson fluff #eddie stranger things #stranger things x reader

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fiftytwotwentythree · 6 months

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Wellness Wednesday:

Snacky Mood

Truly...

The highlight of my week was eating racks of BBQ Ribs... followed by meatballs... and Chicken Enchiladas... I probably should not of... but I did.

And don't forget about the deli meats and cheeses - lordy - you'd think I had guests to entertain with my charcuterie game.

And of course the week after I declare that I want to finish my Year of Wellness strong - I get in a snacky mood.

I will need to buckle down a bit more with my meals and portions.

Oh, well... c'est la vie feast, amirite?!

50th CHECK-IN:

Current Goals:

Lose 52 lbs: Completed

Loss 52 lbs as of 4/12/2023

Milestone: Loss 100 lbs as of 11/01/2023

New Goal: Maintain or Continue on The Weight Loss Path

Avoid "Junk Food"

Minimize Take-Out / Fast Food Consumption

Short Term:

Vegetarian-ish Diet: Completed

End Date: 4/09/2023 - 46 Days Total

Groundhog Day Diet: Completed*

10/01/2023 - 10/31/2023

Meal Tracker:

THURSDAY

Lunch:

Turkey & Swiss on Wheat Bread

Cup of Del Monte Diced Pears

Snack:

Meat, Cheese, and Crackers

- (12) Ritz Crackers

- (12) Slices of Summer Sausage

- (3) Slices of Marble Jack Cheese

- (3) Slices of Pepperjack Cheese

- (3) Slices of Monterey Jack Cheese

- (3) Slices of Mild Cheddar Cheese

(2) Glasses of Chocolate Milk

(1) Bowl of Wonderful's Shelled Salt & Pepper Pistachios

Bag of Orville Redenbacher Ultimate Butter Popcorn

Supper:

Birds Eye Sweet & Sour Veggie Stir Fry

- Annie Chun's Sticky White Rice

- Individual Bag of Planters Peanuts

(8) La Paloma Beef & Cheese Empanadas

FRIDAY

Lunch:

Turkey & Swiss on Wheat Toast

Cup of Del Monte Diced Pears

Snack:

Meat, Cheese, and Crackers l

- (12) Ritz Crackers

- (12) Slices of Summer Sausage

- (3) Slices of Marble Jack Cheese

- (3) Slices of Pepperjack Cheese

- (3) Slices of Monterey Jack Cheese

- (3) Slices of Mild Cheddar Cheese

Bowl of Wonderful's Shelled Salt & Pepper Pistachios

Serving of Kirkland's Signature Roasted Garlic and Herb Seasoned Almonds

(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk

Supper:

Appetizers

- Pepperoni

- Salami

- Cubes of Marble Cheese

- Cubes of Pepperjack Cheese

- Chunks of Pineapple

Small Plate of Tator Tot Hot Dish

(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk

SATURDAY

Lunch:

(4) BBQ Smoked Ribs Racks

(15) BBQ Meatballs

(1) Chicken Enchilada Topped with Ground Beef Cheese Dip

(4) Scoops of Spring Pasta Salad

Supper:

Bag of Orville Redenbacher Ultimate Butter Popcorn

(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk

SUNDAY

Lunch:

Turkey & Swiss on Wheat Toast

Cup of Del Monte Diced Pears

Snack:

(2 - 5/8oz) Bag of Smartfood's White Cheddar Popcorn

Bag of Ranch Corn Nuts

Bag of Orville Redenbacher Ultimate Butter

Meat, Cheese, Crackers

- (10) Ritz Crackers

- (10) Slices of Summer Sausage

- (10) Slices of Monterey Jack Cheese

(2) Bowls of Wonderful's Shelled Salt & Pepper Pistachios

(2) Small Oranges

Supper:

Can of Progresso Creamy Tomato with Penne Soup

- 10 Crackers

(2) Slices of Buttered Bread

(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk

MONDAY

Lunch:

Turkey & Swiss on Wheat Toast

Cup of Del Monte Diced Pears

Supper:

Can of Progresso Lasagna Style Soup

- 10 Crackers

(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk

(2) Small Oranges

(4) Handfuls of Orville Redenbacher Ultimate Butter Popcorn

TUESDAY

Lunch:

StarKist Smart Bowls Pasta & Beans with Tuna: Zesty Lemon

(2) Slices of Summer Sausage

Supper:

Can of Progresso Tomato Basil Soup

- 10 Crackers

(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk

WEDNESDAY

Supper:

(2) Cheeseburgers

- Potato Hamburger Buns

- Prime Rib Steak Beef Patties

- Cheese

- Top Secret Burger Sauce

(2) Small Oranges

(2) Glasses of Chocolate Milk

Bag of Orville Redenbacher Ultimate Butter Popcorn

Workouts:

THURSDAY

(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]

(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]

(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]

(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]

FRIDAY

(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]

(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]

(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]

(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]

SATURDAY

(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]

(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]

(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]

(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]

SUNDAY

* Morning Workout *

(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]

(100) Squats [4 sets of 25]

(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]

(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]

(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]

* Evening Workout *

(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]

(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]

(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]

(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]

MONDAY

(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]

(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]

(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]

(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]

TUESDAY

(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]

(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]

(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]

(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]

WEDNESDAY

(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges[4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]

(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]

(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]

(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]

WEIGHT TRACKER:

Starting Weight (Noon, 1/01/2023): XXX.X lbs

Weight at Last Check-In, 12/06/2023: -1.4lbs

Weight As of Noon, 12/13/2023: 0.0 lbs

Total Weight Loss: -102.8 lbs

Closing Thoughts:

The Good:

Had some enjoyment reading - read a slew of Digital Comics and been burning through a hardcover book. Feels were that I made that distinction - "hardcover" book - but hey, I had to go all the way to local library for it.

The Bad:

With the end in sight - I am getting incredibly snacky... thus hurting my resolution to "finish the year strong".

The Ugly:

This Quest for Sleep feels Never Ending and making a little... cranky.

#52 in 23

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