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greatbigbellies · 14 hours
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I am not immune to sexy milf succubus. I’ve named her Adorima
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greatbigbellies · 2 days
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Gems Comm
PoV: You called a dragon short in her humanoid form Comm via Discord~
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greatbigbellies · 3 days
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Getting pregnancy advice from Mootuber proooooobably isn't a very good idea. But that won't at all stop her from giving her take though~
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Anonymous comm via Discord
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greatbigbellies · 4 days
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Pregnant Reina Mito (Comm)
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greatbigbellies · 4 days
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Do you have child bearing hips? Put them to the test at the McPreggo's Wobblin' Waddlin' Obstacle Course! Load up on your McPreggo favorites and then try to pass our gauntlet of challenges. Walking up and down stairs, picking up dropped items, shooing away grabby admirers! But watch out, letting your stomach touch the ground in any way means you're out! Finish the course to get half off your order used for the challenge.
But that's not all! The person with fastest time with the most babies in their gut will be declared our grand prize winner! A year of free burgers!* But remember, if your stomach touches the the ground, you're out!
Available at select locations. McPreggo's is not responsible for damaged or destroyed clothing. Please preg responsibly. *limited to 1 single McPreggo burger per day. Cannot claim multiple per day or make up for missed items.
XD The asterisk and harsh limitation on what the prize actually gives you is so funny.
I could see them busting this out for fundraisers/corporate events. Some more competitive customers try to develop a meta to carry the most babies while also being the least encumbered during the obstacle course. They're all beaten by the experienced mom of 4 who just knows how to maneuver herself while super pregnant.
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greatbigbellies · 4 days
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What if multiples were grown one at a time? So you go through the nine months for the first baby and it kinda just pauses as the twin starts growing. Another 9 months where you go from full term to full term twins. You'd stay so big for so long, 18 months for twins, 27 for triplets. Octomom would be pregnant for 6 years straight this way.
Ooooh THIS is a flavor of concurrent pregnancy I've not seen before. "Congrats, it's triplets!" means being pregnant for 2 years and 3 months. Maternity wear is designed to actually last longer because cases of multiples just result in being big for much longer. Sometimes if a twin goes under the radar, you get the benefit of another 9 months to prepare for the baby, but they're "babies" now so you better grab another crib...
I dig this a lot. It's not an overcomplicated change but it'd really alter how multiples pregnancies are treated.
It's also be really hot
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greatbigbellies · 5 days
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Perfect size!
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greatbigbellies · 6 days
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greatbigbellies · 7 days
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More art of Iris :)
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greatbigbellies · 8 days
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Boyfriend asked for Claire at yoga with someone who has a much smaller belly than her. I decided to make that person Hanako! For old time's sake. And since it was Hanako he decided the belly should be much bigger-- but still smaller.
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greatbigbellies · 9 days
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Pregnant Ashley (Art Trade)
Art trade done with MastermindOfTrouble on deviantart
https://www.deviantart.com/mastermindoftrouble
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greatbigbellies · 10 days
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greatbigbellies · 10 days
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McPreggo celebrity endorsement where they make a limited time meal that perfectly replicates said person's pregnancy and/or their favorite items.
Ooooh, this is a fun idea! Like there's celerity who is pretty open and candid about their pregnancy, so they whip up a combo with their name that closely represents how they're feeling, and has some of their favorite items.
I'd like... draft one up but I don't follow celebrities, and even if I did I doubt they're like, describing their symptoms on social media...
I dunno, maybe they are? Either way, cool idea! Super cute!
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greatbigbellies · 10 days
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Given all the crazy things you can do with McPreggo, they probably have some disclaimer saying "please preg responsibly"
😂It probably got added a bit after it was established because they assumed it wouldn't be as popular as it is, and that people would have common sense...
A few too many headlines of McPreggo customers getting stuck in office chairs, and elevators, and hallways.... eventually they had to edit the branding.
Pre-disclaimer McPreggo packaging will actually fetch a decent price on ebay from those like... fast food memorabilia collectors.
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greatbigbellies · 10 days
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I know blueberry isn't your thing but consider: blueberry prey. They just keep swelling with juice inside of you, making you grow even more.
🤔See this is a bit more my speed. A spherical, fluid filled person doesn't activate the neuron, BUT someone doing that in someone else's gut, making them steadily grow larger and heavier as they well up inside... THAT'S neuron activating.
TBH someone from the outside might even mistake it for rapid preg... if only they knew...
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greatbigbellies · 10 days
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Remote control pregnancy but your partner has the remote and they refuse to hit the labor button so you just have to carry that overdue octuplet belly around. However, you have their credit card in the food delivery app so they're paying to feed you and the litter. You both consider this set up fair, no? 🎛️
As a purple man with a gold oven mitt once said: "Perfectly balanced as all things should be..." Honestly, permanent, overdue, high-order multiples, but I get to lounge around and be pregnant and gorge myself on someone else's dime? Sign me the fuck up! I get to be the huge, pregnant eye candy, and they get to ogle me and keep me round and happy... my only condition is I want a full body mirror where I rest, so I can see all of myself and also enjoy the view.
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greatbigbellies · 11 days
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robo lesbian doodle
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