If you play dnd there's a 90% chance you've done this
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Spending heinous amounts of money on ShodanxGlaDos wlw commissions. I am legendary amongst artists for my limitless appetite and my endless stream of cash. Illustrators whisper my nickname "girlbot girlboss" like someone nervously summoning bloody Mary in their bathroom. The rate at which commissions come in lead many to speculate that I am a coalition, or that there are copycats bandwagoning on the meme. But I am running these printing presses, funding this campaign, I'll use my dirty money to make sure it's taught to your kids in school. Already my ravenous demand has made carpal tunnel syndrome in artists go up by 20%. If you want to stop me I suggest you aspire to less dangerous goals.
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torchwood be like: on a dark and horny night
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torchwood is so funny to me because tosh starts reading minds and while gwen and owen are constantly thinking about fucking each other, ianto’s just depressed as hell. he’ll be thinking about how terrible his life is then just turn around and ask you if you’d like him to make you some coffee
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Most purpose is more burden than glory. And trust me, you never wanna be the guy who avoids it 'cause you can't live with the burden.
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Made my alarm two trucks by lemon demon so I have to get up in a matter of seconds or suffer immeasurable consequences from my parental guardian
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Think the thing that will drive me verifiably insane in the post-apocalypse is I won't be able to regularly listen to the PlayStation 1 boot up noise
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All stories are true. But some of them never happened.
James A. Owen
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