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kinsey3furry300 · 4 months

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Oh to be a Victorian gentelman with my hidden Stanhope veiwer of tastefull vintage Smut...

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#Our own devices #youtube #Stanhope #tw pornography mention #smut #Youtube

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kavaeric · 11 months

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futures & thinking about them

Weasyl / FurAffinity

#we are all just prisoners here of our own device #kavsona #artwork #furry #robot #furry art #robot art

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qe-podfic · 3 months

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It's My Birthday Tomorrow (@darcydoesfuckall)

I've received some great gifts! (Not technically for my birthday, but for the ongoing podfic that I'm making.)

Like this wonderful sketch from chapter 1!!

@lexarturo Or this lovely sketch of the blind date from chapter 3!

@yetrop

If you want to make my birthday extra special, join the QE discord! We're looking for artists, musicians, and voice actors!

I'll keep reblogging with more art as the artists on discord get back to me with usernames to credit them with!

#good omens #ineffable husbands #podfic #ao3 #archive of our own #ineffable spouses #azicrow #good omens brainrot #good omens memes #good omens shitpost #good omens fanart #fanart #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #anathema device #quantum entangled

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desultory-novice · 4 months

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[Trimming for length...!]

...Mechalor Anon, how dare you take my attempts to give them a vaguely implied happy ending and convince me (challenge level: super easy) to turn this into something Truly Horrific... ANYWAY!

Snowflake!Noir and Adeleine, aka...**** ****...

Adeleine, as always, takes up art. She's more unsure of herself, so she's been experimenting with different crafts, trying to find the one that fits...whoever she is now. Noir waits tables at Kawasaki's while learning how to cook from him. He's stuck with his collar but the encroachment seemingly stopped with 02's defeat so...that's good.

[This timeline MUST have a Happy Ending. See? They're even smiling!]

They have a home at Castle Dedede when they're not out...enjo... sorry ENJOYING!! Dream Land; the soft cuddle bear penguin king unable to NOT care about these two in every reality, apparently ^^

Overall, they're not fine. All that shock and trauma in rapid succession, followed by being in communion with a dark power, letting it gently infuse their souls for decades to help escape their awful waking life, only to be very psychically available as it was destroyed and then waking up in a perfectly ALIEN situation that only pushes the two of them closer together is totally not fine though!

Today was another good day...

[Warning: horror, body horror, original attempt at biblically accurate Kirby last boss, semi-realistic eyes, no salvation, character death]

:Adeleine smiles wide, hopping onto the large bed where Noir sits:

Adeleine: "Ready?"

Noir: "Only if you're ready to lose two bucks."

Adeleine: "No way! Today was a good day! It's going to work!"

:Adeleine gears up to pry at Noir's collar, trying to break or otherwise remove it from him. It still refuses to budge:

Adeleine: "...Nghhhhhhh!"

:Noir wryly shakes his head:

Noir: "Ready to call it quits?"

Adeleine: "...Noir, are you sure you didn't accidentally glue this thing to you and you've been too embarrassed to tell me the truth?"

Noir: "Says the girl who sewed the shirt she was wearing TO my apron when I asked you to fix the ties on it for me. I didn't know you hated being apart from me that much, Adeleine!"

Adeleine: "No~ir!!"

Noir: "Anyway, no, I didn't and that's two bucks you owe me."

Adeleine: "...I don't have any money. They don't even use it here. Why do you keep betting me? What would you buy, anyway?"

:Noir replies with mock seriousness:

Noir: "...Chiropractic work for all the neck damage you've given me trying this thing every single day."

:She pouts before finally letting a little laugh slip through:

"...Adeleine, listen, it's okay. You don't need to worry about me..."

Adeleine: "It's not okay though! Dark Matter's supposed to be all gone now. Everyone said so. So...why aren't you better, Noir...?"

:A faltering smile to match her growing sadness:

:Keep lying to your sister, boy. You're an expert by now:

Noir: "...I am better. We're both better. Right...?"

"I mean, isn't this place a lot better than home? You're out there painting and sculpting and sewing and building and who knows what else and I'm...making less guests sick at Kawasaki's every day!"

:He laughs a hollow laugh. She doesn't laugh with this time:

"...Just cause this stupid thing is still stuck to me doesn't actually MEAN anything. It's just a boring hunk of metal. Nothing more."

:It doesn't still whisper to him. A thousand lost souls crying out to be one again:

:She crawls into his lap:

Adeleine: "Still...I'm...scared, Noir. I'm scared for us. Nothing feels right anymore... What if, the next time I go to sleep...I wake up someplace new again? What if...it's someplace without you...?"

:He hugs her tight, their shivering bodies fitting together perfectly:

:Why do you shiver, children? It is not cold here. It is too warm:

Noir: "C'mon, snowflake girl. That's not gonna happen anymore. We've stuck together so far and we're going to keep sticking. Right?"

"...And anyway, today was a good day. You said it yourself."

Adeleine: "Yeah..."

Noir: "We just have to keep having good days. Don't let the little things get to us. We've still got each other. ...We can do this..."

:Back to sleep. In sleep, we are safe. Only in sleep. Though... ...They ask us to wake up here They worry when we do not wake up:

:Outside the door to their room:

Meta: "...Your majesty."

Dedede: "Whaa?! It's not what it looks like!!"

Meta: "I have no idea what you're implying."

Dedede: "So, uh, what brings ya here, Meta Knight?"

Meta: "The same reason as you, I would suspect. To check on the status of our guests from Shiver Star. How are they?"

:Dedede points inside, where the two siblings sleep cradled in each other's arms, akin to how they were found. Though, it's a little uncanny to see them continue to sleep that way:

Dedede: "See for yourself. Sleepin' peacefully. At least, I hope so..."

:A bit of worry makes its way onto his face:

"...Adeleine's right, Meta. We beat Dark Matter. Twice. Hell, maybe more! Sure, we've had a host of problems since then but Noir's..."

Meta: "Do you believe that, my liege? That we have defeated it?"

Dedede: "What do you mean by that?"

Meta: "...When you look at those siblings, what do you see?"

:Dedede looks back inside the room:

Dedede: "I see two kids. Quiet. Respectful. Scared of trouble but they don't cause any. They mostly stick to each other but I seem 'em out there slowly trying to make friends with the others..."

Meta: "...You are a good man, my liege."

:Dedede balks and puffs up his chest:

Dedede: "That's 'Great' and get it right!"

Meta: "......Then I take it back."

Dedede: "Hey!"

:Meta fixes him with a fierce, burning gaze:

Meta: "Look at them again, sire. Not with your eyes."

Dedede: "......"

:Dedede can see it, their matter is locked in a twisted spiral, Soul and Dark feeding each other, tightly intertwined, and growing still:

Meta: "Do you see it?"

Dedede: "...No. I don't see nuthin'."

:Dedede turns away:

"And before you ask me to look again, I don't WANT to see it. They're just two kids, Meta! Just two small kids! They haven't hurt nobody!"

Meta: "...In the beginning, it was just the boy. He was sick with Dark Matter. I didn't know how he was still alive. He could have easily been a threat to the kingdom and not just because of that sword."

:Meta shuts his eyes, regretting his lapse:

"I...had hoped the presence of his sister could alleviate that some. But Dark Matter is not so easily tamed. It has grown fast, feeding off the two of them. It is already more than twice what a normal member of their species should be able to handle without being consumed."

Dedede: "...Right. That doesn't sound good. How do we stop it?"

:He sees Meta Knight's expression and rephrases:

"...How do we save 'em, Meta?"

Meta: "I believe, my liege..."

:His lowered eyes go to Galaxia's handle:

"...the answer will depend on your definition of 'save'..."

...

Meta Knight's words hung heavy on him.

King Dedede shut his eyes and decided to continue along as if it was nothing. Just...keep making the place as comfortable for the two as he could. Maybe the knight was wrong? Maybe it wasn't too late?

It wasn't long after that. The trigger was something forgettably small, as simple as a thoughtless suggestion or an accident; one of them gets hurt, bleeds a little, maybe. It only needs to be one of them, so inextricably are they linked that the resonance of the other's echoed pain races across Popstar like a sonic boom. Dark clouds swirl in, covering the whole planet, blocking out the star's brilliant light.

King Dedede rushes out. He doesn't want to know-without-question what is the cause this time. He wants it to be something unknown. A new invader; not his familiar tormentor, the foe he knows so well.

But he knows exactly what it is because he is already mouthing the words to a waiting Meta Knight. "The kids! Where are they...?!"

"Look up..."

It is a cruel joke to him. Always, Dark Matter had a way of getting inside him. But every time, it had been his body. Never had it succeeded at invading his heart.

He wishes this one would take his body.

...Take me instead...

But the two violet eyes are not looking at him. They arc laterally with rapid movements, back and forth, back and forth, stretching to the edge of their vision, looking for their other half they know to be there, felt through the comforting grip of tightly twined fingers and hinted at in the reflection of wings like the points of a snowflake...

...

......

-ZERO THREE-

" " yI at kH Ou er Bt ls lN 'o ti Ir " " | " " Dt ol nu ta LF ey aM vl el MA es Ai ls oi nh eT " " | " "It Ji um sm ta WD ad no tG Tp oU Ds rU ee ak ma FW ou ro FY od ri eD vy eh rW" " | " "Hr ee lH pe Hv ia mS" "

"...Give them back..."

"GIVE THEM BACK!!"

" " ...eK di en dg eD De gd ne id Ke... " "

...He will not get them back...

ZERO THREE's dialogue reads:

"It Hurts Noir / It'll Be Okay" | "Don't Leave Me Alone / This Is All My Fault" | "I Just Want To Dream For Forever / Why Did You Wake Us Up Godammit" | "Help Him / Save Her"

...The last one you can probably guess...

Mechalor Anon's full post below. Sorry I took the worst possible ending choice you offered and SOMEHOW MADE IT WORSE!

Noirs Saved: 2 (Gijinka, AU AU) Noirs Failed: 1 (Snowflakes)

#Apologies AU #Kirby #cw: body horror #A true mixed media post! XD;#I really just wanted to show off the Zero Three thing but it required all that setup to explain how it happened #Guess you CAN'T just go from 'about to get gunned down in the spaceport for the crime trying to survive' to...#...'Welcome to Dream Land where food grows in flowers cause the trees are mean! Also our monarch is a penguin!'#They tried. They tried to go back to living normal lives...#And they really DID like everyone. They didn't become Dark Matter out of hatred or anger. It was just... too much...#Like Mechalor Anon said... they weren't prepared.#Noir's encroachment was 'stalled' because all their negativity was suffusing Adeleine's native Soul Matter instead #Soul + Dark Matter is not just good for creating Dream matter... it is ALSO the perfect recipe for creating another Zero #If left to their own devices ZERO THREE would go on to draw more planets into “their” personal dream world...#long post #King Dedede #Meta Knight #Adeleine #Noir (human form dms)

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high-in-the-tower · 10 days

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remember when i was like if armand was alice he would probably hire a grown ass woman to play daniel's daughter?? how about he still does that but now he's trying to convince daniel that HE was the one that gave birth!! listen. he finally manages to convince daniel that his daughter 🧍is the real deal so daniel is like cool. okay. definitely real so where is alice?? now armand has to spend the next few hours trying to convince daniel that ✨mpreg✨ is definitely a thing male vampires can do. SEE, DANIEL??? I DID THIS FOR YOU, DANIEL!!! HOW COULD YOU FORGET?? 🫄

Being involved in this delightful fandom means I'm never knowing what I'm going to read with my own two eyes with each new day, man I love it here.

In all honesty, what does Daniel know about vampire biology??? Nothing! They can fly and read minds and stop time, mpreg is NOT that far fetched. If you told me that Anne Rice vampires could do that I'd be like "yeah, sounds like her."

Also the image of this version of Daniel who won't take ANY shit vs. Armand the shit-peddler is so funny to me, the couple of all time.

#interview with the vampire #armand #daniel #i just need the rest of the season out already we're starting to chew the walls of our enclosure #introducing mpreg into the rice universe because we're left to our own devices

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h-angst-er · 3 months

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Dear Tumblrers, do you like writing flashbacks in your stories?

There's this story I'm working on, and I've written it with a serious flashback to 3 years ago, but I've come to regret it. I think it's a poor plot device - personally. What's your take on it?

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calamitydarcy · 26 days

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hey are any of you guys into technology/electronics or software hacking/rom hacking and stuff?

my friend and i are gonna start a project this summer where we are basically disassembling and modifying the code of a tamagotchi and then making a custom shell for it and while so far it seems fairly straightforward. neither of us have much knowledge or experience so if anyone out there would be willing to help answer any questions we have please let me know 👍

#basically: we are trying to recreate the kinitopet tamagotchi esque thing #ive found a tamagotchi rom dump and emulator as well as the plans to build a physical device for it #we're basically at the choice of #is it easier to put a modified rom into a regular tamagotchi and then paint the shell #or get this device thing pray it works and then figure out how to build our own shell for it #also neither of us have a clue on how to actually edit roms. if anyone has any advice for that #please let me know lol

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partyinthemysterymachine · 11 months

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covered in seasoning and cheese dust from various rice cake flavors

so like...... Due To Life Circumstances, Ren will not be able to edit for GOOMT for little while. i'm going to very much miss her and her quips and dragging me to hell and back in google docs every month and lulling me to sleep with her terrorized screams, but i'm sure she'll be back soon enough she cannot fucking quit me or goomt bc goomt is her controversial and illegitimate redheaded stepchild thrice removed. we know this and we love it

......... but you know what that also means.......? :)?

that means i'm on my own. i'm running sweaty and wild-eyed through slippery halls with a knife in one hand and scissors in the other and zero recollection of how to hold either of them safely. i will perform head-on collisions with each and every wall and corner i can find with such cringe and fervor that crash test dummies will be flopping miserably about during the walk flop of shame home. maybe you already knew - maybe you already saw it in ch 69. maybe you had an inkling in your subconscious that maybe, just perhaps, mayhaps it's a possibility, that Some Amount Of Shenanigans™️ are up.

well.

buckle up and pucker up, my lovely field of buttercups, cuz i'm driving with an expired license and we're going to McDonalds for a coffee and prolonged stay in the ball pit, mark my words

which is all to say, GOOMT ch70 soon :)

#ches writes #goomt #:)#haha you're all in danger #(everything between me and Ren is fine btw we're besties 5ever she can't do shit about it lmao she loves me so much #enormous shoutout and acknowledgments and everyone please rise for a resounding standing applause pls for Ren #who made a very poor decision offering to edit ch10 and got fucking roped into nearly every single chapter since #there are i think maybe five or six?? chapters she hasn't looked at?? but it's incredible that she's done so much for me and for goomt #and all out of the goodness of her heart :) so Please Clap for Ren and also best unironic thoughts and prayers and love #🙏🙏🙏💖💖💖💖💖🙏💖🥚🥚🥚 thank you ren this is NOT the end #you are not fucking done with goomt and you know it and love that so much for yourself 💖💖💖💖#anywhoo. yeah so now that i'm left to my own devices #>:3c!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let's go spice up our life girls!!!!

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dkettchen · 1 year

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Sometimes I want to differentiate myself from the female gaze girlies and their blorbos being like “well I’m transmasc, I only ever looked at blorbos to identify with them, not to be horny about them”, but then we get like one tiny influx of cis men from reddit and my dumbass tumblr brain (after witnessing one(1) bio that read “he/him | cishet prolly” yesterday) is scanning my recommended blogs like “is there any BOYS to O B S E R V E, I just wanna look at them, like littel creachures in a terrarium”

#transmasc #female gaze #cue strange aeons' tumblr sexyman quote abt just wanting to feed them salad like you would a tortoise or smth #I am not above the rest of us it's fine it'S FINE #we've been left to our own devices for too long #I've been exposed to nothing but sapphics and trans people for years #nature is healing

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