#osddid humor
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shitposting cryptid fictive alter
#/incoherent noises/#jango fett#jango fett fictive#osddid#introject alter#fictive alter#humor#stupid humor#the first time he talks to anyone outside the head and it's this#icon. legend. king 👑#system humor#osddid humor
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Brain: I have decided to erase all your bad memories to protect you
Me: But I get to keep my good memories right?
Brain:
Me: I get to keep my good memories, right?
#dissociative identity disorder#other specified dissociative disorder#DIDOSDD#osddid#did system#humor#1k
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system meme dump!
ENDOS DNI
#did#did system#actually did#anti endo#endos dni#osdd#osdd system#actually osdd#actually traumagenic#osddid#system memes#did memes#osdd memes#system humor#did humor#osdd humor#firefly flickers
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*offers any Tubbo or ranboo introjects some cookie*
-max
#osdd#endos dni#anti endo#traumagenic system#did#osddid#dsmp fictive#dsmp alter#maxs humor#max talks#michael dsmp fictive#dsmp michael fictive#max misses his parents
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Being a system is like having every flavor of chihuahua in your brain
Like you got the one that tries to kill men.... the one that won't shut up.... the one that just shakes and cries all the time.... the one that is just silly goofy hyper.... the one that looks like a sewer rat... the one that talks to no one and squints judgingly at people... the one that likes one single person so much that they can't be separated from them...
#did osdd#osddid#system#did system#actually traumagenic#actually did#actually dissociative#plural system#sysblr#traumagenic system#plural#system humor
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introject heavy systems be discovering non-introjects and start freaking out excitedly like “SEE?? WE HAVE NON-INTROJECTS THEY EXIST!!” (Us. Currently.)
#made by sam#made by santiago#did system#traumagenic system#osddid#actually did#traumagenic#polyfrag system#system humor
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ITS MY BIRTHDAY YOOOOO
#dissociative identity disorder#endos dni#osddid#system#traumagenic system#max talks#maxs humor#max misses his parents#max struggles#maxs birthday
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Don't talk to me or my subsystem or my subsystem's subsystem ever again
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(Not so) Friendly reminder:
Drink water! Hydrate!
Or I'll steal your knee caps, you have been warned
#flaire (⭐)#did system#did osdd#did/osdd#polyfragmented system#system stuff#osdd system#osddid#osdd#cdid#cdd system#pdid system#pdid#endogenic#endogenic system#ask to tw#for everyone for some postitive humor with all the drama going down
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pov ur partner system has an introject of jesus (her name is harold) and he’s one of the ones dating you so now you have a call and response goodbye where they go “jesus loves you” and you go “yes i know” (and it’s especially funny because you’re both pagan)
#osddid#system humor#did humor#did system#introject#introject heavy system#religious introjects#mythology introjects#mythtives?#ex christian
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Me failing at something: I’m not so good at this but that’s okay. I’m trying, and no one is around to judge me
Alters from in the headspace: Bad, you’re bad. Loser. You suck. Fat L. Get good. Skill issue.
#dissociative identity disorder#other specified dissociative disorder#did system#did osdd#osddid#humor
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*commits mitosis and grows my own body*
🌈🌟valentine🌟🌈
#anti endo#silly#did#did system#actually did#osdd#osdd system#actually traumagenic#actually osdd#osddid#did humor#osdd humor#firefly flickers
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me, an asexual: man it sure is great being an asexual in an asexual body with my asexual mind and my asexual daily activities
hypersexual, insomnia ridden headmate blending with me for 32 hours: no
#entity says#slightly not safe for work#vent sorta#coping with humor#osddid#osdd system#dissociation#hypersexuality#hypersexual
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It’s time for my weekly angst post(/lh/j) but I have nothing to angsty about right nowww
I miss my parents/source but not angstyly
-max
#osdd#endos dni#anti endo#traumagenic system#did#osddid#dsmp fictive#dsmp alter#maxs humor#max misses his parents#max talks#michael dsmp fictive#dsmp michael fictive#micheal alter
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DID is like when that guy you make up in your head to argue with in the shower becomes real
#made by phoenix#made by kaz#this is a joke don’t eat me#did system#osddid#system humor#did osdd#traumagenic system
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I think my parents are queer
#osddid#endos dni#dissociative identity disorder#system#traumagenic system#maxs humor#max misses his parents
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