#oooooo bitch go off
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Having totally normal feelings whole listening to steady, steady by the crane wives
#rainy talks#THIS RING AROUND MY FINGERS LIKE A CHAIN AROUNDMY THROAT OOOOOO ARE YOU SO SURE YOU TAKE ME#bitch I'm screaming#go off my love
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✦Incorrect C.o.D Quotes✦
(Bros I'm so sorry, I've had the biggest fucking writer's block. I'm hoping some silly lil meme posts will make up for it until I can write something substantial, I'msosorry-)
Y/N: Some of us, I don’t wanna name names, give me a headache when they speak and its-
Soap: Is it me??
Y/N: No.
Graves: Is it me?
Y/N: …it’s not Soap-
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Price: I’m gonna make you a soup.
Gaz, delirious with the flu: I don’t wanna be a soup, Captain…
Price: …right, how about I give you soup instead?
Gaz: That’d be nicer.
Price: Right.
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Soap: What the fuck knuckles is this?
Valeria: *holding her hyper femme gf in her lap* She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.
Soap: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes Fox & friends. I’m just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.
Y/N, on Valeria’s lap: You know that cartoon?
Soap: No comment.
Ghost: No, I think you should comment more, Johnny.
Soap: NO. COMMENT. Moving on!
Gaz: We’re gonna circle back to that.
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Graves: I think the term you’re searching for is ‘current captain’.
Ghost: The words I’m searching for, I can’t say. Because there’s a rookie *motions to Soap* present.
Soap: No no, say it. I can handle it.
Ghost: You sure?
Soap: Absolutely, L.T.
Ghost: *looks at Graves* Fucking donkey lookin’ muppet bitch.
Soap: Brutal blow, sir. Well done.
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Y/N: *comes in* Hey, Gaz, how old is your captain?
Gaz: What?
Y/N: No not like that…it is, it is like that. How old is he? I came into base, he asked if I needed anything to eat. I said ‘eat what’?
Gaz: Okay, first of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my captain!
Y/N: Don’t get mad at me! I don’t even wanna be here. Y’all the ones that want me to be here.
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NPC: Ohhh if I weren’t a lady, I’d deck you!
Fem!Y/N: Oh please. Try it and I’d have you on your back so fast you’d think you’re on a date.
Ghost: *spits tea*
Price, covered in tea: That was so unnecessary-
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Ghost: Mmph.
Y/N: Dark room, avoidant, you seem tired despite sleeping for awhile…you wanna try and get out in the sun or do you just need to be in the sadness dungeon?
Ghost: *holds up two fingers*
Y/N: Would you like some tea for the sadness dungeon?
Ghost: …Mhm.
Y/N: Tea for the sad dragon coming up!
Ghost: Mmph. (Aka “thank you”)
Y/N: No problem!
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Y/N: Ya know sometimes there’s times in life where you just have to sit back and go, “ya know what? I’m proud of myself.”
Gaz: Is this one of those times?
Y/N: No-
Soap: *wheeze*
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(Shibari reference)
Price: …alright, when I said we needed to restrain him in a way that ensured he couldn’t get out. This is not-
Gaz: These are not military knots.
Y/N: No, they aren’t. You all suggested knots that he would know how to get out of. You told me to get rid of that possibility. So, I did.
Soap: He is tied…to the ceiling.
Ghost: You kinky bitch.
Y/N: *shrug*
Price: Where did you even learn this?
Y/N: That is for me and my daddy issues to know, sir. Don’t worry about it. Just wake him up so we can start interrogating him.
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Graves: We can rule the world!
Ghost: *turns to leave*
Graves:: *watches him pull out something of Y/N’s*
Graves: WH-YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE
Graves: GHOST. G H O S T
Ghost: *leaves*
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Graves: Let me log into Twitter- WAIT, IS THAT GHOST’S DICK!?!
Ghost: I fucked your wife.
Graves: AGGHHHHHH-
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Medic!Y/N: Don’t torture yourself Ghost. *snips bandage*
Medic!Y/N: That’s my job.~
Ghost, internally: Stayfocusedwecannot-
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Price: We’re you listening to me at all?
Y/N: No I was fantasizing about beard burn.
Price: Pardon?
Y/N: Huh?
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Ghost: He died of natural causes.
Gaz: You pushed him off the roof.
Ghost: Gravity is natural.
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Y/N: Nuh Uh, no. I’m not doing it. I have self respect, and I will not stoop so low as to-
Gaz: *brings out 100£.*
Y/N: -oooooo*takes money* I’ll have it done in an hour.
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Soap, looking at Konig: That man is a tree.
Y/N: Then I'm a fucking squirrel.
Soap: On the hunt for nuts then?
Y/N: Famished for them.
Ghost: Why do I sit with you two...
#call of duty#simon riley#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#john mactavish#konig#cod konig#john price#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#gaz mw2#phillip graves#valeria el sin nombre garza#incorrect cod quotes#incorrect quotes#modern warfare 2 x reader#modern warfare
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One piece characters wearing heels
a/n - my brother decided to wear heels today for the first time, ended up in urgent care with a horrible broken ankle 💀💀💀
Warnings ⚠️ - crack, g/n reader
- he is slaying it
- but his bigass stinky musty crusty dirty fucking feet don’t fit into any shoes
- his toes will break through heels 💀 and it’s a shit show because his toes REEK
- will do a model walk like the drama queen he is
- “Y/n see?! I can wear heels!”
- you are traumatized by his toes sticking out of the shoes, like no one should have to see that shit
- bro has some weird shit on there from the fact that they’re stuck in those boots all the time
- he sleeps with shoes on 💀
- “Ew Kidd- that’s gross…”
- “Fuck you y/n. I’m amazing in heels.”
- dying
- will fall every single step
- throws out his back 💀💀
- “Y/n why are they POINTY.”
- “MY TOES- OH MY TOES!”
- “MY ANKLE GODDAMIT!”
- benn is laughing his ass off in the corner as he struts with the heels perfectly, man is perfect in every way
- shanks is a DISASTER
- hair is disheveled as fuck, sweating like a pig, and he’s as shaky as a vibrator 💀
- “y/n these shoes are going to kill me- I’m only 40 please don’t let me die..”
- “ugh. Why did you even put them on in the first place?!”
- “BECAUSE YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL IN THEM SO I THOUGHT ID LOOK COOL TOO! And also yasopp dared me to…”
- you slapped the bitch and gave him positive affirmations that he was a cool old man💜
- ok but why is he lowkey good at wearing heels 🤨
- hmmm????
- man is training while in heels it’s amazing
- doing weightlifting with heels? Fuck yeah
- he will wear anything you give him 💀
- he literally could not care less, and it shows
- man’s a girl boss all the way through, Sanji WISHES he could slay like him 🤪
- “y/n these are uncomfortable, can I go barefoot?”
- “take a shower first then.”
- “Fine I’ll wear them jeez!”
- “SHOWERING IS NOT THAT BAD!”
- “YES IT IS!”
- “… is it because you get lost on the way-“
- “SHUT UP SHHHH NO DONT SAY ANYTHING!”
- the cheeky ass grin that spread across your face at that moment..
- oooooo… blackmail 😏
- he was forced to wear heels in his battle against mihawk and I swear mihawk was lowkey like: where did he get those? I would like a pair, perhaps perona would know, she seems to be very knowledgeable about fashion. 🤓
- you rn: 🤪✌️
a/n - I am so high right now 😂
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Alright listen Mora!Reader is nearly done but I just had a truly awful idea and I’m listening to Extreme/Brazilian Funk rn so I’m on a mind high okay so here’s the tea (never saying that again):
So we know that Obey Me doesn’t follow the Bible in anyway whatsoever really, so why not make the entire game angsty because I’m tried? Bet, making shit angsty is my specialty.
So anyway, that’s where new character/reader comes in: Adam/Eve! And when I put their names together like that, I mean they are the same person. They were made in a way that allows them to flip flop between both genders and sex’s so like they have the best of both worlds. Good a cooking and cleaning and sewing and child stuff as well as hunting and war and providing and so on and so forth.
Now here’s the kicker, they’re the human Lilith meets.
And *poof* love blossoms. She’s like “Awe cute little human~” and they’re like “Wow a being beyond my mortal comprehension! Neat!” Love.
So all the “God doesn’t want me here” shit goes down and instead of being like “aw don’t listen to him baby stay down here with us humans” they’re like “Then??? Stop visiting me??? If The Father doesn’t want that????”
So anyway war starts and she dies-
And their like “OH NO MY LOVE” so they chase after her falling body and try to catch her but end up slipping off a cliff and being forced to watch as Lucifer does the deal thingy with Dia and then they also get reincarnated with her.
But not for good reason oh no, they’re immortal now and forced to watch as she lives her life and watch her descendants live their lives as well.
Also they’ve been instilled with the 7 deadly sins, but the 7 heavenly virtues are still stuck in em as another punishment so they can go “Imma gonna rob this bank😏” “you could use this to feed the poor😇” “NOOOOO-“
They start off being okay with the brothers and still praying but soon (and by soon I mean over the course of thousands of years) it turns into them owing a shrine in their house for the soul purpose of of praying to God to shit on him.
“So today I learned that Lilith’s 243rd descendent is a world leader. That’s cool. Bet you didn’t see that coming huh you fucking bitch? Bet you weren’t counting on that were you whore? Hope your ass sits on an angel with a shockingly sharp halo.”
Yeah they’re pissy which is fair.
And then, the cherry on top?
They get invited to R.A.D. as a human participant.
Now, last they checked this did seem like something Dia would do (they never had bad blood with him) but DAMNIT why them???
They are so fucking tired dude, when they get down there the demon brothers try to scare them and they probably say at some point “Oooooo Beel’s gonna eat you oooooo!!!1!1!11” And they just… rip their leg off and throw it at him before using an ancient magic to rapid fire heal their leg back to perfect health and walk away, leaving them in shock.
I’m sorry it’s late and like I said Mora!Reader is nearly done but this idea (that I know FULL WELL I didn’t articulate right) hasn’t left my mind as well as another that I might dump in a while lmao. Mmm just asshole Adam/Eve!Reader(??? Would anyone read that??-) who is tired of the brothers bullshit and ready to throw Belphie through a wall for coddling them hehe ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა
Also I’m open to questions if anyone has any (I doubt it lol) hehe got to many ideas ૮꒰ ˶꒦ິ꒳꒦ິ˶꒱ა♡
Anyway bye-
#hehe#I’m also watching bodycam videos#I keep imagining this Reader flipping of Lucifer and jumping out a window#Them and Satan would be besties lmao
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Worthy
Pairing: Dark! Thor x female reader
Warnings: dark themes ahead, anxiety, stalking, yelling, implied drugging, kidnapping, power imbalance, manipulation, coercion, harassment, self esteem issues.
Summary: something tugs at the back of your mind as your life begins to spiral.....
A/n- Happy Thorsday!!! This is my contribution lol heed the warnings! Thanks for reading!! And I appreciate any and all comments/reblogs! You guys are amazing!!
Part three -- Part four-
The next few days pass in a blur as you follow your monotonous routine. Work...home...sleep....repeat. An uneasy feeling settles over you like a fog, the feeling something was escaping you looming as you would wake from your restless night to the feeling of hands on your skin making you shudder. Thor had text everyday asking if you needed his assistance at the store, insistent that he was more then happy to help, and each time you gave an excuse, the last being you didn't have time because of work.
Which is where you sat right now, typing on your computer at your desk, picking up a file from the endless stack that awaited you...the life of a claims adjuster. You thumbed through the file when you heard yelling at reception, looking up seeing none other then Shaun, storming towards your desk, anger all over his face. "Really y/n!? I didn't think you would stoop so low." Shaun yelled storming up to you. "What are you talking about?" You asked puzzled. "Oh I don't know, the blonde muscle bound idiot you sent to my work! You got me fired!" He yelled making you jump. "I...I didn't send anyone to your work." You explained looking around seeing the entire office watching.
"You know y/n, I may have considered taking you back before, but now..." he said looking you up and down, disgust replacing the anger "your not worth it." He sneered stepping back "have a nice life bitch." He snapped, turning and leaving as you stood staring at where he was. You didn't know how to process what just happened when a voice came from the back of the room "y/n, I need to speak to you a moment." You boss said walking back into her office. "Shit.." you muttered, pushing your chair in you took a deep breath walking towards the open door.
You walked in, closing the door "Ms. Maximoff, i am so sorry! I don't know what that was about, but I'll make sure it doesn't happen again." You said sitting across from her. "Iisten, we are running a business here, I can't have your sordid affairs storming into the office every other day." She said sternly. "I know, I totally understand. It won't happen again." You repeated, hoping she would take mercy on you. "Y/n, im afraid I'm going to have to suspend you." She said typing on her computer. "What? Why?" You asked watching her "you need to get your life in order, I'm giving you a week. I hope things are taken care of by then." She said looking at you. "Yes ma'am." You said standing up. You walked to the door grabbing the handle "good luck y/n, I hope you figure things out." She said as you nodded, heading back to your desk.
ooOOoo
You ran into the coffee shop, looking around seeing Maya waving at you from the corner. "Hey! How have you been?" She asked as you sat across from her. "Not good, I got suspended." You said slumping in the chair as she slid a cup to you. "Why? What happened?" She asked sipping her coffee. "Shaun happened." You said with a sigh. "He came to my work yelling and screaming." You said taking a sip of your coffee. "That guy....I swear." She said as your phone buzzed in your pocket making you jump, pulling it out you saw another text from Thor.
T- hello y/n, im afraid they have double booked me tomorrow, so I have to move out session to later. Meet me at the office at 6pm. And let me know when you have time to go to the grocer, like I mentioned I don't mind. Have a good day.
You turned it off, setting it down you rubbed your temples "who was that?" Maya asked watching you "my doctor...reminding me of my appointment." You sighed. "Hey, is it normal for a doctor to call you?" You asked looking up at her. "I don't know, mine never have." She said shrugging. "Well, mine does and honestly it's a bit unnerving." You said. "Well, maybe he just wants to check on you, make sure your ok." She said taking another sip of her coffee "yeah..maybe." you shrugged "it's just..." you trailed off, the feeling coming back like your forgetting something "just what?" She asked furrowing her eyebrows.
"Well, He's really insistent about things, like painfully so. And he's been texting me more and more about taking care of myself...making sure I'm eating right...sugar is bad for you y/n...are you sleeping enough." You rambled, remembering all the messages you had gotten. "Well, he seems like an attentive doctor, nothing wrong with that." She said smiling. "What does he look like? I'm curious." She smiled, leaning her elbows on the table. You picked your phone up searching for their website, scrolling down to the pictures of him and his brother, turning it to face her. "Wait.. which one is he?" She asked grabbing your phone "the blonde one." You said, Shaun's words echoing In your head.."no, he wouldn't.." you thought to yourself seeing Maya fan herself "ooo he's yummy! I'd let him step on me and thank him." She said making you laugh.
You snatched your phone back looking at the picture "it's just..my last session we were doing this like meditation thing." You said seeing her nod "and I fell asleep. When I woke up I was on the couch with a blanket over me." You continued "aww that's cute." She said leaning her chin onto her hands "yes well, anyway when I got home my bra straps were messed up and I had....a bruise." You whispered unsure why. "Y/n, if I'm being honest I think your trying to find reasons not to like the guy, and after what you've been through I understand. But he sounds like he genuinely cares." She said "but...what about the bruise?" You asked raising an eyebrow "look, we all know how clumsy you are, you could have done that at anytime." She said shrugging. "I suppose..." you trailed off staring into your cup.
"Listen, go home and get some rest. Go to your session with an open mind and you'll see, he just wants to help." Maya said smiling "ok, i guess your right." You said, drinking the last of your coffee "I'll see ya later." You said standing up "oh, and feel free to slip him my number." She winked as you turned around "I'll get right on that." You said over your shoulder as you opened the door, making your way to your car. You drove home, pulling into your parking lot you got out seeing a red and white mustang parked in the corner of the lot. You'd never seen it before a few days ago, now it's there every time you get home. "Must be a new tenant." You said, looking at the high gloss paint job and dark tinted windows, you had to admit it was a beautiful car. You made your way upstairs, locking the door behind you walking to the bedroom, laying down on the bed closing your eyes. "Keep an open mind y/n." You said to yourself, drifting off determined tomorrow would be a good day.
ooOOoo
You pulled up to Thor's office, seeing the majority of the lights off inside. Ignoring the knot in your stomach you got out, and headed inside "open mind." You muttered to yourself, going in seeing no one at the desk. Had they all gone home..you thought, slowly walking around the desk "hello?" You called out, getting no response you quietly made your way to Thor's office, a shiver running through you at the silence. You walked up to the door, lifting your hand to knock when you heard voices inside making you freeze. "I told you brother, I have it under control." You heard Thor's voice sound from inside "then when? You cannot keep up this charade much longer." You assumed was Loki "I told you...Tonight." Thor said when you heard shuffling "everything is prepared, do not worry yourself " Thor said sternly when you heard the handle on the door clink.
"Ah, y/n! Did I keep you waiting?" Thor asked opening the door. "N..no! I just got here and was about to knock" you smiled when Loki came up next to him "Well I must be going, have a good night." Loki said, smiling down at you as he walked past. "Come in, have a seat." Thor said waving you on. You sat on the edge of the couch, fidgeting with your shirt watching him walk over to a small table "coffee? I know I need some." He asked laughing "oh..sure." You said looking around. He walked over, handing you a cup before taking the seat across from you "so y/n, tell me about your week." He smiled taking a drink. You watched him nod as you told him about Shaun, about how his fit caused you to get suspended.
"So when do you return to work?" He asked crossing one leg over the other "In a week. My boss said I need to get my life together." You laughed hearing him hum. "You better drink that before it gets cold." He said pointing at the cup. Bringing it to your lips you winced at the bitter taste "mm..no sugar." You said hearing him laugh "it is bad for you" he smiled. "Now, what do you intend to do about your ex?" He asked eyeing you "well, he said I'm not worth it so I think he'll leave me alone." You huffed a small laugh "you are very much worth it." Thor snapped making you jump "you are smart, funny, beautiful.." he trailed off as your mind registered something.."beautiful" the world reverberated in your head.
"Y/n..where did you go?" You heard, a hand on your knee pulling you back to now "sorry, lost in thought." You sighed, taking a big gulp of coffee wanting to finish it as soon as possible but not be rude. "Well if you wish I could help you file a restraining order, do you think that would help?" He asked "a...a what...I'm sorry..." you said looking over at him, watching him set his cup down before sitting back taking his glasses off "I only wish to protect you y/n." He said, placing them in his pocket "what do you mean?" You asked, your mouth suddenly feeling dry making you take another drink "you are so stubborn." He sighed crossing his arms. "I..I don't know..." you trailed off. Your vision swimming as he leaned forward
"If you will not take care of yourself, then I shall." He said sternly. Seeing dark spots in your vision you felt the cup slip from your hand, landing on the floor with a thud. "T..thor...whats...." you tried, your mouth feeling like cotton as you tried to speak. "Just relax, everything will be fine." He smiled. You tried to get up, your head spinning brining you to your knees "p.please...what's ha...happening?" You asked, your eyelids suddenly getting heavy as you saw movement out of the corner of your eye, a grey blotch appearing in front of you when you felt something on your chin, tilting your head up. "I'm going to make sure nothing happens to you again muffin." His voice echoed through your mind as you felt your eyelids drop, darkness surrounding you as you tumbled onto the void.
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Day 13: Menophilia | Mid
Genre: Smut
Words: 1.8k
Pairing: (Incel?)Jin x fem!Reader
A/N: Shit I wish I was getting paid or somethin but legally can't cause it's fanfic....so....enjoy you kinky ass bleeding mfs.
🎃 I decide for you bitches 🎃
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The entire night he’d been calling you “subpar,” or “basic.” He told all his friends you weren’t up to his impossibly high standards and that you were “mid” because you had made out with one of his friends last weekend. You knew the rule however you defiantly ignored it because you didn’t give a shit.
“Man, fuck bitches who don’t give a shit about other girls. She is not a girl’s girl.” Jin said, while crumpling his beer can and crushing it with his foot.
“Hey Jin?” You walked up to him. “Can we talk?”
“Oooooo, you’re in trouble.” Jin’s friend, Cameron said with a snarky smile.
“Shut up, Cam,” Jin walked over to you, and stumbled up the small path between the fence and the house to reach you. “Yeah, what’s up Y/N?” He asked.
“I wanna make out,” You said bluntly. “With you.” Your first streak of courage jump started his cock, and as Jin was rocking his hard on, you leaned in and grabbed his hand.
“Yeah, sure.” He followed you, excited as you walked towards the bathroom with him in tow. A few people watched as you passed by but no one was paying that much attention. He kissed you square on the lips as you entered the bathroom, seeming a little too enthusiastic about it. You opened your mouth wider, garnering him more access as he grabbed your hips and kissed you. He set you down on the counter, and you gasped as he pushed himself between your legs. If it weren’t for the jeans, and the general layers separating you two, your genitals would be crushed together.
You gasped as he trailed a hand up the side of your top and slid your bra up so he could feel how hard your nipples were with his fingers directly, his eyes closing as he had a handful but leaving them open as he watched you moan under him.
“J-Jin, what are you doing?” You groaned, feeling a clot of blood leak out of you at once. It was enormous, causing you to sit upright in discomfort. Jin, sensing something was wrong, stopped touching you for a moment, putting his hands at his shoulders as if he was holding them up where you could see them.
“Are you okay?”
“Um….in a moment,” You sat up and concentrated on trying to feel okay again. It was just a bit of blood, and that never hurt anyone. However it still felt like you were walking around in a diaper. Curse pads but you didn’t have any tampons on you and you didn’t want Jin to know that you were carrying a crime scene between your thighs. “I’m good. Just stomach cramps.” You partially lied, as you did cramp on your period quite often, but not at this exact moment. You just didn’t want to tell Jin what the real issue was.
“Oh, okay,” You pulled him in again for another kiss in hopes of distracting him. As drunk as you were, it still wasn’t enough for him to let it go completely. “What’s wrong?” He asked.
“Sorry.” You looked down.
“Hey…” Jin tilted your chin up so you could look at him. For 5’10” he was definitely taller than most. You would’ve thought he was 6’ completely, but he was still taller than you by comparison. “It’s okay,” The way his porcelain skin was flawless, his face shimmering in the dim warm lighting of the bathroom, you thought he looked handsome. He smirked slightly, before leaning in to kiss you. “You know, in this lighting you don’t look half that bad. You’re aight’.” You rolled your eyes. That sounded like something a douchebag would say, but at this moment you needed his lips on your again. He deepened it, before pulling your top off completely. Followed by you unhooking it and tossing it on a nearby rug before pulling him in with your legs and passionately tangling your fingers in his hair while you settled into a proper make-out session.
After about 30 seconds, Jin’s sweatshirt was on the floor. Your hands found their way up his abs as you kissed him, and grinned, as you both started stripping down. Then his hands reached your jeans. You bit your tongue, trying to keep him from pulling them off.
“W-wait, Jin..” Ignoring your protests, he pulled your pants down. His lips parted, forming a light “o” shape as he saw the small bulge in your underwear, the outline indicating you were wearing a pad. “I’m..kinda, on my period.” You said, embarrassed as you were almost completely naked, save for the panties.
“Yeah, I kinda noticed.” He said mockingly, his tone switched to one of passive-aggressiveness. You hang your head down low.
“Should I just leave?” You wanted to die. This was the most horrible night of your life. Jin pulled down your pants, saw you were on your period, and now whatever little shred of dignity you had left was leaving your body with an audible fart.
“Was that you?” Jin looked…amused. You looked up at his face after what seemed like a minute to find that he wasn’t angry with you.
“Y-yeah. Sorry. I get all gross and my body starts filling with gas…and I get really horny when I’m on my period and normally…can’t go further than kissing…” You started rambling.
“That explains it,” Jin smirked. “So that’s why you’re with me instead of Brian.” You tilted your head. He didn’t seem to care that you farted. At least it didn’t stink up the entire room.
“Brian? Oh no, yeah I just kissed him cause I felt like it. Why? You have a problem with me kissing guys on a whim?” You folded your arms.
“A whim, Y/N?” He put his hands on his hips, in his back pockets as he was still wearing his pants as you stared at him. “You call making out in front of the entire party a WHIM?” Jin rolled his eyes. “It’s like you don’t even care about how you make others around you feel.”
“I do,” You pouted. “Jin, did you think I was taking advantage of you tonight?”
“Now that you mention it, yes, Y/N. I actually feel like you are using me for my luscious lips and impeccable kissing skills.” He said with sass, which surprised you.
“Not at all. I think you’re just honestly really hot. Um…Jin, did you really….wanna have sex with me?” Now it was Jin’s turn to be put on the spot.
“Yeah. I didn’t plan for it but…I do admire seeing someone so…assertive, with what they want.” You let out a sigh.
“Sorry for ruining the night with my stupid period.” You could feel the blood inside you coming outside, pouring out every five minutes. Whenever you got uber-horny your blood flow also increased.
“Not completely,” Jin stopped you before you moved. He walked forward actually, trapping you between his arms and the sink, which you hopped off of in a feeble attempt to jimmy back into your jeans. “It’s just a little blood, right?” You shook your head. What was he saying? Your face was definitely hot now, you felt a little sweaty yourself at the thought of Jin going down on you in this state.
“Jin, I’m really hot right now. Please say psych right now so I can leave and forget this happened or…” Jin leaned in, kissing you again. He wrestled out a towel from the back of the cupboard on a shelf above you.
“This one’s mine. We can use it in case things get messy.” You nodded as he placed it on the floor, on top of the rug as you sat down. Jin assisted you with removing your panties, his eyes fixated on your swollen clit, and red streaks of blood painting the inner and outer folds of your labia.
“D-don’t look so hard…” You blushed.
“Why? You’re gorgeous.” Jin leaned in, before diving in, tongue first into your pussy. You moaned, it was like Jin’s tongue unblocked whatever was stuck inside, as you felt a lot of things gush out, blood, cum, you couldn’t tell. Your thoughts were on one thing and one thing only: dick.
“J-Jin, s-stop!” You whined.
“W-Why?” Jin sat up, slightly leaned over. The bulge in his pants was making you feel things right on your bud.
“I don’t want your tongue, I want your cock. Now fuck me, please….I’m so fucking horny I can’t take it, I need you to fuck my period pussy until I can’t walk straight, please! I’m so fucking horny, I’m so fucking horny…” You moaned, your entire body feeling like it was on fire. The bundle of nerves in your lower stomach and your chest thrummed as one. You needed his cock. It was like you were cock-starved, depraved even. He stared at you with bewilderment. No woman had ever desired him this much. Let alone on the floor of his friend’s upstairs bathroom, on a towel under the sink.
“Fuck…” Jin didn’t have to be told twice. Like a good boy, he removed his belt, pants, and boxers, revealing his long, erect dick to you. He wasn’t as girthy as you thought he was, but it was long. You bet you could only take a little after the tip, unless he stretched you out. You gasped as he entered, the blood already acting as lubricant for his moist cockhead, which was covered by a pink condom. You wet your lips, watching his face as his eyes squeezed shut. It felt good for him, really good. He was fucking a girl on her period, of all things. His mouth was also stained with blood, along with his perfectly otherwise pale face looking like he committed murder or just had a steak dinner. You giggled a bit, feeling elated as he thrusted into you, knelt down as you had your legs on his shoulders. This angle was enough to where you could see all of him, save for his dick as it disappeared inside you and reappeared every so often he moved back. He was still a work of art, even with the dried blood on his cheeks and lips. “How’s it so tight?” He moaned, fucking you steadily now.
“Oh yes…oh yes! Fuck…” You moaned in reply, closing your eyes as he gave you exactly what you were craving. Your blood was staining the towel now, but there wasn’t as much as before of it on the towel. Jin had forgotten that part, as the condom was stained red as well now, and Jin was more focused on fucking the ever living shit out of you. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, right there, yeah, I want you to fuck my slutty pussy open, fucking stretch that shit out, fuck fuck fuck!” You moaned, your entire body clenching down on him and not letting go of his cock as you came, Jin staying directly where he was, his mouth open as he grunted, and filled up the condom. He took it off, standing up as you both had cum. He wiped his blood-stained lips and looked down at you with a smirk.
“Who knew that menophilia could be so much fun?”
#jin x reader#jin bts#bts#jin smut#kinktober 2023#menophilia#kim seokjin#seokjin#hyunglinenetwork#female reader
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Goth is a music/clothing subculture centered around wanting to look like one's favorite band members, examples of early Goth music include
Morrissey
The cure
Souxxie and the banshees
Joy division
Lily yet again showing she only knows culture based on stereotypes and tropes, people who are in the Goth subculture can range in emotion. Being someone in the community I've known goths who are nice and others who are not, and lily you're one to talk considering your wardrobe is like 90% black clothes...
I get really irritated when people lump the descriptors lily uses with being Goth we aren't all a bunch of psycho depressive mopes. It's about expression and the freedom to wear/listen to what you want.
oooooo Lily you're so edgy and cool and brave to say something so controversial
xDDD
bitch called said she was going to write a "gothic flowers in the attic" before to
Shes also probably basing that new idea off the fact that despite being lazy and broke i am in fact a goth/emo
Always have been
aaaaand we all know lily likes to paint me as "psycho"
I mean shes not "wrong" per sey, i am on antipsychotics
question is why does she want to keep fucking with crazy? if she thinks crazy is so "murderous"?
she actually doesnt thats why she hides on tumblr
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I HAVE WRITING REQUESTS (more suggestions but.. IDC)
one: maybe a RadioStatic ship? I’m getting into Vampire territory (forest, castle, EVERYTHIN. More of a platonic/mutual relationship tho 🥰
two: MINI LORE STORIES OR HEAD CANNONS
have fun 🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️
I am sorry this has been sitting here so long I promise i have been thinking about it.
I am sorry for this but this has been brewing in a way of me thinking about Alastor and Vox within the Vampire: the Masquerade ttrpg/universe because its my go-to when thinking about vampires (and is a bit of a special interest..) .... This is not writing but I have been thinking about it for a the past few days, but I'm not actually sure if anyone other than myself would enjoy the indulgence....
This May start get confusing if you do't know what it is, which is valid because I don't actually know how popular the game is...
,,,,,but it uses very common tropes and ties to popular vampire themes that are common i believe. (PLUS theres an old early 2000's game it was based off on Steam but i highly recommend getting the fanmade patch)
I could soooo see Alastor and Vox having a Sire/Childe relationships in a sort of vampire au, with Alastor stickign to his archaic ways and Vox keeping up with modern mortal trends and such, even if he was just as a dusty, ancient bitch
In the VTM universe, vampires are split into different clans and bloodlines. With Alastor's heavy usage of shadow manipulation and general distortion. That, ORRR, I could see him being a Tzimisce, but part of Tzimisce as an older Elder (Old Clan Tzimisce). The traditionalism and seclusion and general possessiveness and protectiveness AAAUUGHHHhh,,,,,
The obvious one for Vox is being a Setite with the corruption and control and general cult-leader-vibes but i coudl TOTALLY see him being a Ravnos with his hypnosis and misdirection/manipulation over true fighting.
The relatable funny answer for Vox is him being a Malkavian with a derangement involving Alastor. Somehow some way i think he'd be connected with the Malkavian Madness Network even if he isnt one.
Unfortunately they'd never be able to be sire/childe within that universe but god them being in the same coterie (party) would be SO funny to watch. They'd be at each others throats so much.
I am so sorry for the rant but I've been thinkign about it and probably doesnt make sense to ANYONE but this is ur sign to play Vampire The Masquerade with ur friends its like goth dnd cmon you knowww you wannaa oooooo
#sorry the vampire autism slipped out i have a vtm session tonight#i am so sorry for the word vomit i just love thinking about this#will probably never do something with this 'au' because lack of interest smashign these two things together#but it was fun to me.#vampire the masquerade#vtm#hazbin hotel#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox hazbin hotel#ask#radiostatic#staticlovetune#staticradio#inkynull#vtm au#?#please talk to me about this or ill die
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The Tortured Poets Department Unhinged First Listen Review:
Fortnight-
NEEDS MORE POSTY, we love a “I wanna kill her”, this one MIGHT BE about Matty Healy lol “I touched you for only a fortnight”
The Tortured Poets Department-
“WHO USES TYPEWRITERS ANYWAY” YOU BITCH ITS YOU LOL, Charlie Puth name drop 🤨 oh god so many name drops, THIS BRIDGE, not the wedding ring…
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys-
THERE WAS A LITANY OF REASONS WHY WE SHOULDVE PLAYED FOR KEEPS THIS TIME my jaw literally dropped the entire last verse
Down Bad-
“Everything comes up teenage petulance” this one is cringy but in a way I love, Taylor Is Very Much A Down Bad Girlie
So Long, London-
this song is tachycardic I PROMISE I MADE THIS JOKE BEFORE “STOPPED CPR”, two graves one gun I SWORE THAT YOU LOVED ME BUT WHERE WAS THE CLUES damn she’s really sad to lose London huh
But Daddy I Love Him-
this would have a cool music video “she’s was chaos he was revelry” this is if red and the 1975 had a child that’s the vibe
Fresh Out the Slammer-
Okay so this is the “I just realized how bad this relationship truly was and thank god I’m out of it”, okay the weird slow down stuff wasn’t my favorite thing
Florida!!!-
I’m cackling, THE FLORENCE VERSE IS SO GOOD I think that this is just a Florence and the machine song it sounds so like them
Guilty as Sin?-
Okay this is the first one I’ve been like “oooooo I really like this one” “what if I roll the stone away, they’re gonna crucify me anyway” DAMN some religious imagery will always get me right in the trauma
Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?-
This one has a lot of the brain scratching pauses “don’t you worry folks we took out all her teeth” oof this song is just really angry
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)-
Cowboy Like Me but they don’t end up happy, okay “good boy” made me giggle so apparently in a 12 year old boy
loml-
PIANO! WANT IVE WANTED THE WHOLE TIME “still alive, killin time at the cemetery, never quite buried” I’m getting a gun and flying to London, I swear “TALKING RINGS AND TALKING CRADLES 🤨” JOE ALWYN FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH “THE LOSS OF MY LOVE” COUNT YOUR DAYS JOSEPH 💀, this should’ve been track 5
I Can Do It With A Broken Heart-
hello production that is giving Barbie movie/80s vibes, this is the first one I’m certain was written recently like it was definitely written on tour, the peppy “cause I’m miserable!” Hurt Me but also same
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived-
THE BREATH ahhhhh PIANO! “I don’t even want you back I just want to know if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal” okay back half of the album is eating, THE PICKUP, SPEAK NOW VIBES BUT MOM IS OLDER AND MADDER
The Alchemy-
ok ok ok “I circled you on a map I haven’t come around in so long but I’m coming back so strong” fucking meant,👌 touchdown mention lmao, okay this is SO ABOUT TRAVIS 🥹🥰
Clara Bow-
Best production on the album in the first 10 seconds, BEAUTY IS THE BEAST THAT ROSE, WAIT WHAT????? “You look like Taylor Swift” yeah queen because you are lol, It’s so people can make the audio of her singing all the album names lmao
First Overall Listen- 7/10
I was getting nervous in the front half but the back half more than made up for it
The vibe was just off at the start and honestly that’s probably a me thing and will get better with further listens
The lyrics were amazing as always
Production was okay, some of the songs were perfect and some had me going 🤨
Charlie Puth
Top 3 in no particular order (apparently I like songs that hurt me):
Guilty as Sin?
loml
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
#the tortured poets department#ttpd#taylorswift#taylor swift#okay so like I kinda |didn’t like| it for the front half#and then Guilty as Sin?#and the album began eating
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Watching The Crowded Room and going in completely blind..
Haven't seen a trailer, no idea what it's even about lol
Here are my thoughts as I move along..
After watching Ep 1, I think:
Danny and his brother where SAed as children, maybe by the stepdad.
Ariana is a sex worker?
His brother either died due to abuse or offed himself because of it.
Ep 2:
Ariana was sexually abused too, I think.
Danny might have Multiple personalities and seems to be unaware about it.
Some charracters might actually be part of his system?
Is the "ghost house" actually his mindspace?
Ep 3:
Yup, multiple personalities!
Yitzhak is definitely one of them!
Jonny probably too & if he is, so must Mike.
Ariana might be aswell, maybe she's his sexual protector & SA trauma holder.
Did he ever have a twin brother, or was he also part of the system?
I love Yitzhak, best protected ever!!
I think Rya, the psychiatrist might suspect him having DiD, but isn't sure yet & the police has no idea.
But how did eye witnesses see Ariana?!
Ep 4:
I think Jack is also part of Danny's system.
Jack seems to be a protector aswell.
I can't tell if his brother was another alter or his actual brother?
All the drawings in his (burned) sketchbook might be of alters.
Oooooo shits 'bout to go down!!
Ep 5:
Gee, straight to the intro, no little scene before that? Is that a good sign or a bad one?
I really hope his mother didn't know what her children where going through.
I love Mario, he's cool!
I feel so sorry for his mom (Candy?) too, she just wanted the best for her baby.. :(
I think Adam was his first protector & trauma holder, not his actual brother.
Ep 6:
I hate how the police officer is talking about poor Danny. :(
I hate the psychiatrists son, he's a brat and a nuisance lol
Hell yeah Jonny, get right outa those cuffs!!
God, I love this woman.. she's an amazing doctor and I NEED her to succeed!!
Why do I kinda like his lawyer?! He's such an asshole lmao
Oh, Danny.. My poor baby.. He's so scared :(
Ep 7:
Yayy, Yitzhak is back!!
Jack, Jonny, Mike, Yitzhak and Ariana confirmed alters, yay!!
Goddam Jonny... At least try to keep it together man >:(
These "psychologists" are so insufferable.. and so is the judge..
I love Yitzhak so much.. please don't let him be gone gone AAaAaa <3
Oh god.. please help him, poor puppy boy :(
Ep 8:
GET OFF MY SVREEN YOU FUCKIN PEDOPHILE PIG PIECE OF SHIT!!
I hope Marlin rots in hell, fucking piece of shit.
I love the directive so much!!
Candy, how could you? How could she cover for that piece of shit?
Oh, I feel bad for Arianas boyfriend.. and for Ariana :(
Why should they try to "get rid of the alters"?? I know that this plays in a different time, but it's so frustrating that the alters aren't really seen as whole ass human beings by the professionals.. :(
Jerome is so sweet and kind, I cant- I want them to be friends forever AAaAaa
If that boy doesn't get the help he needs, I'm going to scream...
Ep 9:
I hate him. I hate Marlin so much.. why do I have to look at him right now?!
How can candy live with herself, protecting this pig????
I hope she fucking turns around and stands up for Danny in the end :(
Stan is such a good guy, I hope he's a great lawyer too.
I hate it.. D.I.D. is real for fucks sake.
The trial just started and I'm already crying..
I'm starting to hate candy, she's acting like a real bitch right now, ngl..
FUCK YEAH CANDY!! GO SAVE YOUR FUCKING SON!!!
Aaand she went home.. goddamn it..
Yay Jerome is back!!
Goddamn.. she's a really good psychologist.
I swear to God Candy, if you mess up again I'm going to scream.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Danny, baby.. no :(
How dare you end the episode like that?!
Ep 10:
Jesus Christ, please don't let my baby die.
God damnit Jack..
I hate his smug fucking grin.
I hate him. I hate him. I hate him..
Oh, If Danny can come back, so could Yitzhak, right? I miss him. :(
"Adam is me" I'm fucking crying again wtf..
I'm on the edge of me seat, please don't jail this boy!!
OH THANK GOD!!!
I can't stop crying aaaaa
If Danny can forgive Candy, I guess I should too.. but I don't wanna >:(
He looks so cute, with all the paint on his shirt. <3
Don't try and make me feel sympathy for Candy.
Hell yeah, no forgiveness for Candy!!!!
I love the friendship of Danny and Rya, they have such great chemistry!
Last thoughts, after doing some research:
They handled this whole theme so respectfully and good!
Tom also did such an amazing job portraying his roles, it's amazing!!
Especially considering that this series and the movie "Split" where apparently based on the same case.. I fucking hated how DiD was portrayed in Split.. Like it's something to fear. Like it makes people violent. And as something fucking supernatural.. I fucking hated that.. But "The Crowded Room" is so honest and respectful.. It's beautiful!
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If you need to be mean be mean to me part 2.
CW: Mental Health issues drugs and alcohol.
Hobie stoped playing with your feelings and asked you out a week ago. Now you were sitting on you bed talking on the phone with your friend swinging your legs and talking about Hobie.
“Oooooo send a pic” your friend said. You looked through your pictures of him and you together.
“He so stunning right?” You ogle at the picture butterfly’s in you stomach.
“Huh… yeah If you like that type of thing he’s kinda ugly-cute” you friend says.
“ Bomb to your house imminent. Incoming!” You make the sound a bomb swooping down “Crash! Caplow! Sorry Macy bye bye house.” You laugh.
“Wait WAIT-“you scream excitedly
“I’m waiting” you friend says monotone
“HES CALLING OMG BYEEEEE” you giggle hanging up on your friend and composing yourself to talk to hobie
“Hey” you say a smoothly as you can
“Hullo love, you free tonight?”
“Yes!” You don’t mention it’s the third time this week he has called you to drink smoke or snort. He only usually called once a week but now he’s constantly wanted to spend time with you. Of course your overjoyed.
Hobie came to pick you up ten minutes later. You scrambled to do hair and makeup a pick an outfit for the mood- sexy red and black.
“Hobie!” You ran up to the car to reach in and wrap your arms around his shoulders. He noticed you holding on and realised your trying to steal his blunt. He gently pushes you off and you spin around and hop in the front seat.
The party was great like all the party Hobie takes you to you smoke dance then after you lay on his bed and fall asleep together and have deep talks. The moonlight was bright in the dark room you were sitting\laying on Hobbies back playing with his hair. While he lay face down and murmured to you.
“ You know I was sober until the night I meet you”. You say jokingly. He tenses up and shifts uncomfortably you quickly try to change the subject. You don’t want to make him uncomfortable with your history.
“ I have nothing to do tomorrow I’m so happy he he” you try to laugh but Hobie is tense. You don’t want him to be in a bad mood. You don’t want him to be mad.
“ Tell me what your thinking Hobie”
“What’s wrong”
“ I just feel gross” he reply’s “ I need a shower”
He stands up to leave and you want to pull him back but he leaves out the door into the bathroom
As if I believe that you think to yourself. You still feel energised from the party there no point sticking around with Hobie gone. You put on your jacket and shoes and head out the door.
-im going for a walk to clear my head plus I’m too awake to sleep :) <3
You text him then put in your head phones and feel the world melt away. It a familiar practice you did it often while trying to stay sober but it didn’t matter anymore. You where’re happy now with Hobie, it didn’t matter you where using whatever he was it not like he’s life was ever effected anyway. Hobie was always effortlessly perfect party as hard as he wants work as hard too. That’s why you like Hobie you much you think to yourself you want to be like him. You want to be confident.
“Hello! I’m talking to you here!”
You pull at your headphones and focus. Heart rate beats faster. Hold in a scream. Your hands are sweaty and you want to run but it’s just a man trying to get your attention.
“Sorry what do you want” you say back automatically. You took a closer look at the man he had marks on his face and angry facial expression from what you could see in the dark plus he smelled.
“I said you got a twenty?” He says to you holding out a reaching hand. His fingernails are cracked and caked with dirty.
“ I don’t have cash” you kept walking. He kept following.
“Baby you still in the shower?
Lol”
You send off a text to Hobie.
“Bitch I know you do” the man says again “don’t lie to me girly” you can smell his breath he’s so close so you pick up your pace and text Hobie.
There is a man following me plz come save me :(((
You try to keep it light like a joke but your heart can’t stop beating so fast. You call Hobie but he didn’t pick up so you call again.
“You know girly my own phone got stolen 2 weeks ago I think it’s fate we ran in to each other tonight” he moved to block you from running. In the street light you saw him clearly. Sharp teeth with holes peaking out of his cunning smile and browny yellow Color. He was wearing a suit like a sales man but it was old and tattered. His eyes are dazzling despite his dirty face. You still call Hobie over and over but you finger slows and you stare into his eyes.
“There you go girly hand it over” he says
He’s a mutant he has powers you think desperately that why I’m doing this. Your body steps closer. You hold out your arms. The man’s green eyes swirl like a spiral and you shift closer towards him. You try to pull away to speak to scream but you paralysed. The man is some kind of villain taking control of your body. Then you feel a hand on your shoulder. Hobie. He’s looking into your eyes. He look worried. He so cute. You want to make him feel better but you trapped.
“Love, what the fuck are you doing” he says
He looks over at the man. Hobies arm flashes faster than you can see and hammers into the man. Again again he slams his fist into the man’s face. All you can focus on is feel humming buzzing feeling taking over your body. You wave your hand around watching the streams flowing behind it. The fight become distant to the linger effect.
“ look at me” Hobie suddenly focusing on you filling one hundred percent of you view. He tilts you chin side to side check you over and then looks into your eyes.
“ I wanna be on what your on, it looks like a great time” he says staring at your dilated pupils and goofy grin.
“ I don’t like that joke” you say truthfully the words slip out of your mouth. Hobbie frowns which makes you frown.
The walk home feels bubbly easy simple. You trot along with Hobie.
“ Your calls scared me baby” Hobie says
“It that why your half dressed in… what is that?” You question. Hobie had a red superhero costume on under his jumper and pants. You stared at it and started to laugh.
“Hahahah! What are you wearing Spider-Man?” You laugh harder.
“God I hope you don’t remember this” Hobie covered his face which is flushed a deep red.
“Let’s go to bed my love”
Heyyyy Guys :)))
I hope you like this part of the story!!!
It’s not that depressing yet but if I make more it will probs take a turn 😈.
Please comment to share your opinion!!

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heyyy yall ! SEND ME REQS
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summary : riri bestie come to wakanda and shuri is kinda selfish
its mature they not hunching frfr
the fits if you need a visual/ want
riri https://i.pinimg.com/564x/1a/d9/2f/1ad92f47b48b21361a2b6a77fd7c03ef.jpg
shuri https://i.pinimg.com/564x/2b/d2/2e/2bd22ea92a6aff5a0169d25c2cdaa8f4.jpg
ray
https://www.instagram.com/p/CkSHQj3sAL3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
and i posted 2 times this week stop play with me. also the bestie is bdtrelilbrother from tictok i love him down .i never tried anything like this fr, yall know this only my second fic so give tips in shit i neeeed it!!!!! also this can be a part to i think i got a couple ideas!
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riri looks up from the board she is writing on. in the lab, she’s making updates to shuri’s panther suit.
“hey baby” shuri peeks up at the call
“ remember my friend is coming into town for this week he’s staying for like 2 days. i’ve got a list of things planned for us. you can always join” she smiles turning back to the board.
“knowing you get clingy and jealous as hell” she mutters to herself
“what I do not, I’m not clingy! have fun with your little friend.” shuri tells the lie so smoothly. riri rolls her eyes at the tale
“ oh, you don’t? wanna bet? I think I had seen some shoes I wanted” shuri tutts her
“ you can scam them lil college students, but you can’t scam me” she ends with booping her nose.
days pass by rapidly
riri’s heals clack with the materials of the landing deck. she walks up to the landing shuttle. okoye pops out of the aircraft with her bestie ray trucking behind her.
“ ms. willams I’ve delivered your weird, talkative friend”
“fast and safely thankyou, thankyou, general”
black pants sagging, white tee, white air force 1’s and a shiny necklace on his neck. sticking out like a sore thumb. a classic african american in wakanda. in his left hand is his large suitcase.
finally, they spot each other. ray drops in suitcase immediately, they run and capture each other in a warm embrace. holding each other tight with arms wrapped around each other. unaware to the two shuri is spying above, looking out from the lab window.
‘they don’t have to hug for that long’ shuri sneers out
“ bitchhh you look good” the two down below, began to catch up.
“ no, ray literally missed you so much them calls just wasn’t cutting it no more” riri wipes a dry tear from her clear eyes.
“i knowwww! okay so I look good now, where are we going” ray spins around showing off his outfit
“yeahh, head to show wakanda how we get’s down, yeahhh” a nasty giggle is delivered from the two.
“okay, wait. so first I’m hungry so food, and then after that we can come back change and go out to the club” on queue riri stomach marks a monstrous growl.
“oooooo you got it all planned out for lil ole me” ray is jumping at squealing.
“ but..” riri causes him to stop jumping
“ I did invite shuri with us, she is always cooped up in her lab and I want her to bond with you also.” she nervously says.
“oh girl you had me stressed! yeah I’m down with the queen for sure” “do she know how to party tho?” he whispers, with a nasty smirk riri nods her head.
“umm she can party forsure , hopefully she just has the strength to get out of the lab”
“girl you know what! keep them lil nasty thoughts for later you have to tell me everything later about you and the fucking QUEEN”
they enter the palace, going to ray's guess room
“ oh my god, bitch , this my room?!?”
“ uhh yea something wrong”
“ nah it’s giving black luxury!!! giving i needa find me a lil wakandan man so I can settle down here” he drags out, causing a series of laughter to erupt from the room. they put away the items and head out for food.
“okay so I know you love your nigerian food but we just gonna go by the vibes tonight” riri states while playing with her gifted personal beads
“yeah, I’ll buss it down for sum greens, ANY TIME AND DAY! plus I don’t want to get anything I can get back at home.” he speaks while looking over to what riri is playing with.
finally getting her beads to corporate “ hey baby me and raymonte finna head out for some dinner, after we eat we was thinking about coming back here and getting dressed to go out to the club. I’ll keep you updated if anything changes. also, if you're going let me know! bye, love you.”
pointing to the kimoyo beads, “friend why is you taking to yo bracelet”
“oh these my kimoyo beads i can do a whole bunch with them. video call, regular call, record, do the lil cpr thing with them” ray pokes the beads.
“ oh okay I knew you said wakanda has technological advancements but dang”
“ yeah just wait till you see the rest of the city”
they exit the palace heading to the maglev train.
“ ri where the fuck the rails at omg”
“ ray get on the fucking train please. even if I did explain how it works, you still gone be confused.”
“ I ain’t even mad, you know me so well, I missed you so bad.”
they finally reach the city floor, orange skies complemented the tall building and buzzing streets.
“ you know wakanda give new york but like… without all the bad shit.”
“what the hell is you talking about”
“ new york like the best state kinda right, everyone loves new york. but they got high ass rent, trash, bugs, terrible homes everything is so much for lackluster. wakanda is just like new york but make it no bad shit oh and african- girl why it’s a whole mexican pop up thingy” riri just listens as her friend talks rambles on and on.
“oh since shuri made an alliance with the man namor”
“ wait the the bitch who was tryna murk you??”
“ yeah him, the talokans really like wakanda so some of them bring their food over here so yeah, but wakanda ain’t completely cut off we got food from like every african country and even soul food”
“ oh snap so they still knew the world, but was hiding from it ??? crazy”
“uhhhh yeah and yeah kbbq”
“ohhh okay well ms international want to share a torta?”
“ they got a wakanda inspired one, this beans, meat, and cheese different”
they order the food, sharing the sandwich while exploring the golden city. they stop and see different neighborhoods and downtown and malls.
soon rays legs start hurting so the exploring is cut short.
“ girl, wait, pause, my feet thobbin i need lay down”
“oh look here go the train just in time” they hop onto the maglev making their way to the palace. stepping into the entrance ray goes to his room to rest up and to get dressed, riri goes up to check on shuri. trotting into the lab,she finds it empty, still thinking her lover could be in there, she enters even further.
“shuri you in here” silence greats her.
‘hmm, maybe she’s in her room’
quickly reaching the room, she greats the queen.
“hey baby I’ve been looking for you”
“oh I was up here I stopped working a little early, how was the food?” shuri kisses the small girls forehead pulling her into her lap on the bed.
“ good we shared a torta. sooo that means you coming out with us?”
“uhhh I don’t know all about your friend”
“what baby, you never even met him”
“I’m just saying he’s really close and touch with you” riri gives a look to shuri
“see! I want my money I knew you was gone do this” shuri rolles her eyes at her
“yeah whatever I'm not going” shuri pushes riri off her lap trying to get under the covers. riri goes into the closet pulling out a dress.
“oh baby calm down, that’s just how we are. you have literally nothing to worry about I promise. this is a person that means a lot to me. he’s closer than family.” riri finishes as she slips up the short dress, “can you zip me up”
“wha what your wearing … that” shuri stares at her blankly
“umm yeah? it just a dress you should get dressed” picking up her phone riri calls ray
“are you ready”
“ yeah i’m puting on my shoes right now.”
“okay let me see the fit.” ray turns the camera around towards the full body mirror.
“okay lil gangsta” rounds of high pitch yeahhhs are said.
“yeahhhh”
“yeahhhh! you look good real bad”
“oh ooo lemme see you” shuri is already on edge. riri props the phone up on a dresser and backs away giving a 360
“my GAWD you big booty bit-” shuri slams the phone down ending the call.
“shuri… for real? why you do that” riri says with big pout
“ really…” shuri rolls her eyes at riri’s confusion. shuri zips up her low rise jeans, ready to go.
“you're deadass giving him a 360, I need you, to be for real” riri sends a text message
‘meet me at the club, and go with one of the doras’ she then drops the location
shortly riri and shuri are walking up to the club. shuri’s arm rest around riri’s waist as they walk in. the club atmosphere is surrounded with yellows and browns.
“want a drink love”
“yeah baby and can u get ray some shots of tequila” hesitating she agrees.
the scientist stalks around the club looking for the man, once she spots him she waved him over.
“girl let’s go dance” ray damn near yanks riri out of her heals to her dance floor.
the club is loud, lights bright, speakers blasting music. songs switch fast, at first freak hoe by speaker knockers is blaring. ray naturally turns around to riri and dances on her. creating a small crowd to hype him up. shuri is on her way back to the spot she left riri originally. spotting all the commotion, she makes her way to the dance floor. people naturally parting ways once they look up and see its shuri that’s cutting through. before she reaches the two, ray is still dancing on riri. then the song changes again and city girls is playing, the two irrupt screams.
“do it baby stick it baby suck up on that” riri screams
“WHATTT” ray answers
“until that”
“WHATT”
“hickey baby” they both scream the lyrics in sync, adding their own twist to the song.
riri then begins to dance on ray, in return he catches her as she did to him. riri dress rides up a bit and ray goes to pull it down.
“hold up bookie your dress”
shuri then closes the remaining distance, stepping into riri’s front line of vision. the younger head shoots up at the touch.
“ oh hey baby, ray this is shuri, shuri this is ray”
“heeey miss queen” shuri’s eyebrows rise to the top of her forehead, she didn’t expect him
to be so nice, but she is still pissed.
‘maybe riri was right, well we will see’
“hello good to finally meet you ray, you know since you stole my girlfriend away from me” she passes all the drinks around.
“shuri stop” riri smacks her arm.
ray give a loud cackle, “ms shuri you could have joined us earlier when we went and got some food. i never wanna steal her away from you, even though she was and is my first.”
shuri tries to bite her tongue, but she can't hold back.
“yeah, that’s cute, but I’m who she belongs to, so now what.”
shuri snakes her arm around riri’s waist, causing her dress to ride up. sensing that she then places a hand on her ass giving it a squeeze.
“OOOOO you said she was pressure, BUT GOOD GAWD” ray and riri giggle and geek over shuris possessiveness.
they dance all night, the queen finally letting loose for real. the club is jumping, the room to move gets smaller and smaller. after a few rounds of drinks and shots riri starts to feel the effects. Rihanna’s work seeps into the loudspeakers. as work plays riri grinds her hips on shuri. she turns around placing her hands on her knees fully loosing any shame or decorum. they dance to the beat, as ray tells them he’s going to the bar. riri turns around to put her hands around the queen's shoulder. out the corner of her eye she spots ray. her best friend is seen talking to some tall guy with muscles the too leaning on the bar. she is pulled away from her nosy antics by shuri.
“your lucky i love you for real.”
“I know I’m very lucky, but what made you think that this time”
“your dance on your little friend”
“love it’s my body I can dance on whom I want” they still continue to dance despite the weight on the conversation. work fades in quickie by Miguel.
“I understand that, but it’s just like, why she can’t dance with me, I’m her girlfriend. I’m the one who can make you scream, nobody else can.” shuri tightens the hold on riri’s waist.
“you are mine love, you know I don't sharing what mine love.” the queen snakes her hands down to riri’s core, delivering light touches. she knows the little drivers her insane, continuing, she rubs her clothes clit in circles. riri leans her head back on shuri’s shoulder, releasing moans that the music hungrily swallows. shuri front to riri’s ass, she persists putting the girl through hell, riri can’t wait to rip off her tight dress. the night slowly comes to an end, the boy and the couple slowly walks back to the palace.
“girl wakanda party a lil too hard for lil ole me” the group cackled
“nahh, but I did see that man you was talking to at the bar”
“you always been so noisy, stay otta grown folks business”
“but nah I never got his number, I don’t know if he forgot or that’s just wakanda’s customs”
“It's not”
“well damn, I guess that's it for that then”
they enter the train platform and ray bumps into someone “ooop sorry bookie.”
ray looks up and see it’s the guy from the bar from. feet away, the couple sees them exchange numbers and socials. shocked and amazing at the perfect timing.
walking back to the couple “yeah, yeah! better hind your mans raymonte outside y’all”
they ride the train, walking into the palace.
“oops sorry bookie” shuri repeats in her accent tears in her eyes.
the couple head up to their room. while stripping off her dress riri sparks the conversation back up again.
“but what makes you act that way, you know I love you”
“yeah, but it just doesn’t feel good being selfish. I know it's irrational, but I do try.”
“plus, I just met ray and I thought he was some straight man trying to steal you away!!”
“first of all good thing we both gay” riri laughs at shuri’s misunderstanding.
“and also you really thought I’m gonna give up you! YOU! wakanda, the relationships I’ve built her for some man… ewww!” riri slips out of the dress heading to the shower, shuri in tow.
“even if I was into men, he can’t do nothing. somebody that can’t even cook noodles right ? somebody that calls me when he gets scared of spiders and shit.” riri pulls the nob for the hot water to turn on.
“wow that’s crazy but not too much on bookie okay!” they giggle as their bodies become clean with the soapy suds.
#shuri udaku#shuriri#princess shuri#shuri fanfiction#riri x shuri#shuri#riri williams#shuri x riri#queen of wakanda#wakanda forever#black panther#shuri black panther
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saw your post about your dream, please tell us what it was about🙏
oooooo, i love that you want to know. before i do... i need to stress that although i said it was same for you coded... that doesn't mean this is going to reflect what is going to happen in the upcoming chapters.... but without further ado:
so i remember i was out with some friends of mine (not going to mention names bc thats personal haha) and Matty (no ross to be seen so booooo brain) and we were all laughing and i think it was like a quiz night? not sure, that bits fuzzy. ANYWAY, matty was all "fancy a fag?" so me, my friend that smokes, matty and this other people (cant remember who) went outside into this little smoking area.
i pulled out a fag and matty gave me this lighter like it was the most natural thing ever, like i remember we weren't even looking at each other, we were listening to something my friend was saying, and anyway i lit up using his lighter (its weird that i remember this but it was like a chunky orangey red one... weird) and then handed it back to him whatever.
then the next thing i remember was everyone was taking the piss out of how small i am and matty like hooked his arm around my shoulder and like nuzzled into my neck and was all like "awww cute little smol lou" and i pushed him away and (lovingly) was like fuck off lol.
i then (with my cigarette in hand like a fucking idiot) hooked my hand into my hair like where mattys hand rested. and i like burnt my head again like a fucking idiot... and i panicked and asked matty to check if my hair was caught (like wtf? of course its not stop being dramatic)
matty put his hands through my hair and omg i actually could feel how amazing it felt and then dream me fucking moan again like an absolute idiot.... i remember feeling like "wtf i cant do that... i cant like him" (same for you coded right?) (i also remember dream me was like... but ross?)
anyway i then made some excuse why i had to leave bc i was so embarrassed matty disappeared but little did i know he was waiting in some random corner somewhere? dont know where.. and then for some reason i was walking that way in my dream and he took me by surprised and pulled me into this little corner and we were flushed against each other and he kissed me AND THEN THIS FUCKING BITCH WOKE UP
anyway i managed to go back to sleep and i actually went back into my dream and it was a bit steamyyyy 👀👀 bc like.... matty was doing certain things with his fingers....
a very good dream tbf...
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📕 tell me about one of the fics in your head (pls)
oooooo we've actually talked about this on discord if you remember
It's something I want to do for Halloween, not kinktober though but separate on Halloween night or anywhere close but uhmmm kind of just Copia being a fluffy bitch, him and his s/o go out talking walkies on trick or treating night, papa is in a spiderman costume (matching with reader) - one that suits him a bit too well, might I add. I hope the children won't be too traumatized. (And he goes feral over reader the first time he sees the costume they are wearing.) - and when they walk past a little playground papas ancient ass (respectfully) decides it's a good idea to go spiderman hangies so he prances up to the highest one, hangs upside down like spiderman - surprisingly he goes really easy - and reader catches him off guard by doing the little one person upside down movie kiss and he tumbles , whining about how he's too old (but when they get home you best bet his ass is railing them so hard, with excuse ''You looked just pretty:)'')
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Tonight's movie is gonna be Venom.
Mostly because I found something out about Eddie that I can guarantee I could've lived without, but what's done is done.
....I'm never gonna be able to watch any movie with Venom in it the same....
Apparently, Eddie is aroused by Venom.
I could've lived without that knowledge (I've never read the comics)
You all probably could've lived without that knowledge
Anyway, I'll be back to share my thoughts on the movie once I get it up and playing after dinner.
Space. The final frontier. These are the-
Wrong movie.
Spaceship crashed in East Malaysia.
At least it wasn't New York
Let's go inside it!
Venom's so dramatic! I love him.
He's like s husky.
The movie score only adds to this point.
Eddie's a mood.
"Meeting? Oh, shot, yeah. My meeting."
Eddie and Peter would get on like a house on fucking Fire.
Eddie would hate Tony, no matter the fact that he no longer makes weapons.
Oooooo! He snoopin'!
Kitty!🖤🖤
He snoopin'!
Eddie's gone off script. He's revealed info he's not supposed to be privy to.
Oops
There goes his job.
There goes his girl
Poor Annie.
Poor Eddie.
Subtle, Venom. Very subtle.
Eddie's sloched.
Homeless lady is absolutely awesome. What a deal she ran.
The store clerk is also a queen. She doesn't deserve the gun to the face.
Eddie's a good guy.
Poor Eddie. Can't even hear his own scream of frustration at his shitty neighbor.
Also, Drake is giving Supervillain vibes.
"No need to be frightened," my ass.
Starting human trials the minute a single animal trial is successful.
And now he's twisting the Christian Bible to suit his needs. Just like Christans
Poor Issac was not prepared to be possessed by a symbiote.
Ope, now he's dead.
Doris! She's cool.
Eddie won't even give her the time of day.
It's kinda funny. If we ignore the context of why she's approached Eddie.
I love Eddie.
Doris is having none of his shit.
It's funny.
Maria!🙀🙀😿
Hi Venom.
Eddie is suddenly a lot stronger than he remembers and is very confused.
He's also very thirsty and very hungry.
I wonder how much fun Tom Hardy had with this role.
Venom: "Eddie."
Eddie: "Wtf?!!"
Basically their first meeting: Venom: Oogily Boogily Bitch!!
I mistook the other symbiote as Venom. Forgive me. Either way, I maintain that Venom is a dramatic bitch.
Poor Eddie did not sign up for this.
Dan is chill.
Poor Venom does not like the MRI.
Poor Eddie.
I love Venom. He's a little murder puppy.
Don't do it, Doris! Don't trust him!
Damn it.
I told ya not to.
I know Eddie's from NYC, living in LA, but he's such a Midwesterner
Is being restrained to a wall, I foot in the air: "You have a brain tumor, Eddie."
I love him so much.
I also love his bike.
Look at Venom keeping Eddie alive!
Venom!!! Look who's come out to play!
Venom has no lips. Hos smile is literally all teeth
Also, him threatening Eddie to cooperate or die as if they don't become best friends (friends with benefits in the comics.....kinda) is based.
I'm literally Eddie, dude!! 🤣🤣
"Jump." doesn't jump. "Pussy."
Also, Eddie and Venom working in tandem after only knowing each other for two hours at most is amazing. I wish I had a friend like that.
DC reference!!
Venom is an anti hero.
I'm sending a pattern with some of my favorite characters. Deadpool, Red Hood, Venom.... they're all anti heros.
I love Venom and Eddie. They're besties already.
Drake just got a symbiote.
Venom doesn't like Dan. He likes Anne, though.
"What happened to 'we'?" "We're done."
Eddie, you sound like you just broke up with him.
Venom, do nOT-! And he's possessed the dog.
Smh.
Comic Book Eddie is a monster fucker!!🤣🤣
Drake, stfu.
Your symbiote said "I" before you corrected him to "We". You are expendable to him, Drake.
Anne as Venom!!
Venom made Anne and Eddie kiss!
.........I can see how similar comic and movie Eddie are.........whether on purpose or on accident.
"What made you change your mind?"
"You did, Eddie."
They are in love, your honor!
Or they could just be besties to the end. Either way, they have a great relationship and I love them.
Eddie!🙀
Venom, hurry and save him!!
Yay!!!!
I think he's angy...
You can't just save the world and peace out like that, Venom!! That's not how that works.
I can't wait for Along Came A Spider to come out.
Venom's playing wingman for Eddie. He's failing, but he's trying and it's based.
Stan Lee Cameo!!!
Eddie setting ground rules?
Venom following them?
Eddie allowing Venom to eat bad people?
Amazing.
"Bad guy?"
"Yep."
Venom threatening Bad Guy™ by calling him a turd and then eating him is so funny.
"We are Venom."
I love it.
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Umbrella Academy Season 3 Spoilers Thoughts:
(Okay, actually, this might be an Allison bitchfest in the notes. And well, some other general bitching - because some characters made me so annoyed - but generally speaking I really really REALLY loved this season)
Season 4 Five needs to go apeshit, seriously, all of his shitty little siblings give him so much shit like he's supposed to know everything. I wouldn't put it against him to just leave their asses if something else comes up.
Allison REALLY REALLY pissed me off this season. It's not that I don't get her trauma, but the constant belittling of everyone else's trauma? Fuck that. I don't know where I stand with her after this Season, while she was one of my faves in the last two.
NO, I'm sorry Harlen didn't deserve to die. And LMAO. Excuse fucking me, but if the Academies went after him after the vote, he would have killed them all. Seriously, so many of these characters pissed me off this season. And yes, I do give certain characters more of a pass to be murderous (ie. Five and Lila) but the rest of them? Like, holy fuck, y'all are BABIES at this time traveling thing. And Victor wanting to protect Harlan (BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW HIM AS A SON - is not fucking selfish and is not a BETRAYAL). Viktor was responsible for Claire's death by mistake. Allison murdered Harlan for not having control of something he didn't choose to have. The fact that she feels right and doesn't feel sorry? Yeah, fuck off with that, what a piece of shit. This whole season has been a testament to how little Allison cares about her family and that's very disappointing. (I'm liable to think the last time jump really fucked with her head because ??? This is just too much)
Allison just being so fucking manipulative. Using her love against her family, like fuck off, the amount of times Five has had to deal with that shit and hasn't murdered a family's loved one. Allison really gave me vibes that she would kill anyone for her kid, even if it's another kid. And I don't know what's going to happen with her but yeah. There's a lot she needs to apologize for.
At the end of it though, even though I get her (the events of her life after the first apocalypse seem unreal and it's easy how she could lose sight of whats wrong or right) I'm really mad at her.
I am happy she got her happy ending though. (Presumably)
omg, almost forgot. What she was going to do to Luther. Jfc. Like, holy shit. I really hope they acknowledge all this in the next season.
Okay, and another thing, that shit she said about Viktor betraying her trust? LMAO. What a laugh, as if the whole family hadn't done that to him his whole life???? Viktor lies ONCE? And oooooo, I can never trust you. Fuck off with that bullshit. (If I were Viktor I'd never trust her again)
Honestly the whole fam was being held by a thread, which this time was Klaus, the last two times it was Five. But you know what, old man, you do you, fuck these hoes, you deserve to retire.
The way that Five was just ready to accept death because at least he wouldn't be the only one alive.
Luther instantly falling in love with Sloan, is well... makes sense. Both of them are so lonely, smart, and naive. lmao They quite honestly deserve each other 10/10. Never did like Allison/Luther (just a boring relationship)
I also love Allison/Ray and thought they brought out the best out of each other, so if she gets to be with him and her daughter, then I'll accept it. (Hope it wasn't just an illusion or something)
Wish Five's relationship with Deloras wasn't a constant joke. And quite honestly happy that Sparrow chick (the one who does the spitting) died, cause -shrugs- what can I say, not impressive.
I was ready for all Sparrows to die. Glad Ben and Sloan lived, wish bird lady lived in the end, I liked her and she actually seemed to care about her family.
YO, REGGIE IS PURE EVIL. The man is just EVIL. I mean, I think he expected Allison to kill him, and somehow that gets him to be with his wife, but I wonder what his original plan was. LMAO. Really hope they have a new season.
That said, Reg and Klaus hanging out was hilarious, still fucked up, but lmao, I think Klaus is at least used to so much fucked up shit in his life where he can practice his power.
But also, why was Klaus dead in the apocalypse??? Did he just choose to stay dead and never knew Five was there? So sad.
There was just so much Five hanging out in ordinary situations. A+++ HIS SPEECH. (I'm sorry but Five just deserves a better family, ffs)
Five and Victor need more time together, because they are about the only sensible siblings and actually care about their family despite their issues...
I love my babe Lila, she reminds me of Vala mal Doran, same chaotic energy - same accent too. LOVE the idea of her and Five being besties. And LOVE that she found out about the Handler killing her and Five rewinding time.
Five being the Commission's founder???? So many questions???? I don't get it, I don't get why he would want Five to accept the apocalypse, maybe there's something even worse next season???? Because if Five did nothing than they'd all just be dead? Is that a better alternative than Hargreeve's owning everything?
Diego and his not kid, so cute. LMAO. And then Diego going to be a soon to be father anyhow! :D
These people never really learn. lmao. They spent how many episodes talking about the briefcase and Marcus, meanwhile, the man's been dead the whole time, and the briefcase has been with them forever. Hilarious when Luther comes back and no one's noticed he's gone.
All in all, this felt like a family breaks up season, which is sad. I hope next season (lord help me) is them coming together.
But as stated before, I NEED Five to go apeshit. And also for actual acknowledgment of HIS traumas. Like??? Same could be said for Klaus. I can totally see why fandom falls on these two, because the rest of the family literally just makes fun of them the whole time. Meanwhile I have to listen to Allison and Luther's issues the whole 3 seasons and want to throw something. Viktor's issues? Good shit. Transformative. Diego? Also transformative. Allison and Luther? I mean, probably, but meh.
I miss the Commission. I miss older Five. It's good to see Reggie in a bigger role. Cause I really fell for his manipulative bullshit. Which is nice! That seems to be a common villain in this story. Hardcore manipulation. I like that.
ANYWAY. Loved the trans rep. Viktor was placed in seamlessly. It was really beautiful. Loved Harlan, was super excited for him to have powers in the end of Season 2. Loved the wacky scenes where everyone is just partying and FIVE is involved.
Jessica who?
Don't like their Mom being cast aside, and it's so interesting how Pogo finally takes a stand against Reggie in this timeline. It just comes way later and at the end doesn't save anyone. Because he's just gone.
Can't think of anymore right now, so I'll leave it there. lmaooo. Lots of complaining, but complaints just stand out to me, and it's not really about the writing. Just SUPER annoyed at the characters. oof. The family dynamics just feel less this season. Granted, no one's had leisure time, so they're all prime assholes right now, hell even Five was keeping most shit to himself the first season. (But Five is at least progressing at quite a quick pace considering he's been fighting of apocalypse after apocalypse within a month, I believe?)
#The Boy Who Survived the Apocalypse#Umbrella Academy#Umbrella Academy Spoilers#Five Hargreeves#Allison Hargreeves#Viktor Hargreeves#Luther Hargreeves#Lila Pitts#Diego Hargreeves#Reginald Hargreeves#Ben Hargreeves#sparrow academy#Listen Five is the best okay? he's just the best sibling#I don't care how many death threats he gives - he cares about his family a lot and unlike the others I'm pretty sure#he wouldn't actually kill them#man has lived alone for most of his life - surviving in an apocalypse#went crazy and STILL went back to save his family#he's routinely pissed off at other versions of himself and knows reginald is one big fat bullshitter#yet he's stuck babysitting a bunch of overgrown toddlers#f in the chat for my main man#also what GIVES with people saying Five is obsessed with the Apocalypse??#and acting like HE's responsible#And always acting like him wanting to stop it is him being obsessed with it??? And the one time he doesn't do that they're still#bitchy??? Like????? this is the definition of shooting the messenger. just uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
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