This is my emotional support kitty Marcus! And I'm in the corner, but I told @vaspider I would share a picture of my kitty cat and here he is! His nickname is Mr. Floofybutt. Ignore the destroyed carliner...that was more Mr. Killmouseski's fault.
I wrote the full parody to Ready For This in the Role Reversal AU because I wanted to lol.
Transcription below.
Ready For This (Role Reversal AU parody)
Alastor: Have you ever wanted something That was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? Susan: You mean like ice cream you get for a friend? Alastor: Ha! No. It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut That you could finally be faced with A million greedy faces, I guess what I mean to say is For the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Couldn’t do it on my own And history has shown Legends cannot win wars alone The burden is a bit too heavy So I need to be ready for this Have you ever felt like you're willing to kill To save the people on your own team? Susan: I don’t know, seems a bit extreme… Alastor: Not to me! 'Cause right now, we need a leader And it seems to be that Charlie is forcing me to be that because she’s pissy So who's with me? Wouldn't it just be swell to see more of Hell? Join up now if you like travel Come on girls, prepare for battle! Lotta sights to see en route to the hotel Not to mention all of the glory! Yes indeed, your enemies will cower
And heads will be severed! Charlie: You’ll make a bunch of brand new friends! Alastor: Whatever. Exorcists: New friends!? I'm in Oh whoa I’m so lonely It's time now to act They're on the attack When they move to strike Just know we’ve got your back! We'll follow your lead We're eager to see everyone we meet On the hellish retreat! From this moment on, you can count us in To be organized and disciplined Our thirst for justice keeps us strong, fierce, and brave So I say, "Ho hey! Let’s join in his crusade!" Alastor: Now thats the spirit! Can we amp it up? Vaggie: Oh, don’t mind their hesitation, that’s just their new inclination
Alastor: But I can awaken their bloodlust! Vaggie: Careful, kid. Don’t push your luck!
Alastor: Fair enough… Alastor and Vaggie: We're super duper grateful To have you gals aboard Exorcists: We can’t wait to hug an overlord! (Alastor: Yeah, sure...) Alastor: For the first time in my life Maybe I can be ready for this I can be the marshal leading the parade I can come into my own And I think I've always known My destiny could never be postponed When they come for the hotel
I’ll give em hell cuz I’m ready for this! Vaggie: They're dancing along? They're singing his song!? Charlie: Surprised? Why, I knew he could do it all along! Charlie and Vaggie: He’s bound to be redeemed, the dream has a chance! Though he seemed hopeless at first glance… Charlie: He’s filled with potential that I could guide! Vaggie: Fine, I’m in. Charlie and Vaggie: Stick with him, he will surely see the light! All: For the first time in our lives We know that we are ready for this Vaggie: We’ll show them we can forgive and forget! All: It's time to lend a hand Alastor: It is time to take a stand! (Exorcists: Woohoo!) Against overlords and their deadly threat! All: We can provide your support The time has come to stop a war Defend your home, we're ready for... THIS! Alastor: I really hope that they’re ready for this...
Will: framed for murders he didn't commit, recovering from an inflamed brain in a prison cell, poked like a lab rat, lost all his friends, nobody cuts his hair, hallucinating, living his worst life