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#okay this is IT no more. no more after this.#im done.#mine#midam#i wanna point one out as my favorite but they all kill me#okay the gravy one is especially funny w that being the picture#and the baba one. oh my GOD#okay im done. bye. sorry.#m1dam#these are all plagiarism btw word for word 1d imagines#in case u couldn’t tell
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Trainer Bakugou who you're a little terrified of the first day you're paired with him. when asking for a trainer at the gym, you had expected the friendly redhead who always looked so sweet and encouraging and cut as hell. you weren't expecting his grumpy looking blond counterpart, who was all glares and shouts for his clients to keep pushing themselves.
you were hesitant at first, before you quickly realized that it was all a ruse, for the most part. he pushed those who needed that extra encouragement, but was more lenient to people like you who simply wanted a professionals guidance. so, after a few weeks, you liked him for the most part, and his looks damn sure made it easier to cozy up to the big guy.
the only issue you've been having with Bakugou though are the...coregasms, as you've seen them been named on social media, that you keep experiencing. the first time, you weren't sure what it was, why your stomach and pelvis kept tightening up. you couldn't have...climaxed, or anything. you hadn't even been touched!
but, as the weeks go by, and the workouts get more strenuous, they've become harder and harder to subside and ignore, and so had Bakugou's commands to keep going when you suddenly stopped. you can only lie and say its cramps so many times before he realizes that something is up.
you're midway through a good morning, when that familiar feeling starts tightening in the pit of your gut. you clench your eyes shut, shaking your head a little, as if you could ward off the impending feeling. bakugou notices though, frowning at your almost pained expression in the mirror, walking up behind you to stop you as you pull yourself back up. his hands are on your waist, and as you come up, you feel his bulge glide over the curve of your ass, and something in you snaps.
you gasp, buckling over, one hand on your knee as the other reaches back for bakugou's hand to keep you up as your thighs shake. you can feel yourself spasming, clenching and unclenching around nothing, secretly wishing you had something that could fill you up, something that you felt throb against you as bakugou leaned over your form.
"Another coregasm, huh?" he asks you lowly, his lips brushing your ear as you bite your bottom lip to hold back your moan. your eyes buck open though, when his words sink in, head tipping back to look at him in the mirror, only to find his gaze already on you.
"You knew every time?" you ask quietly, panting now that its finally starting to pass over you. but bakugou doesn't let you up from this position, especially since the area you're in seems to be desolate for now.
"It's hard to ignore how pretty you look when you cum, sweetheart." Bakugou seals his words with a firm press to your ass, his cock rubbing the seam, and you can practically feel the heat and veins of it through your thin bottoms. you groan under your breath, getting lost in the feeling of him grinding against you, when he suddenly speaks again.
"You still feel it?" he asks, voice low as he looks at you through his lashes. you nod, biting at your bottom lip as you meet the steady rock of his hips, watching how he smiles before slotting his lips against your ear.
"Want me to help make it go away?" and he does, in the employee locker room after hours. he makes it go away, and rebuild, and go away again and again until you're hoarse and your legs are weaker than they typically are on leg day. bakugou helps the ache go away, but not for that sweet redheaded coworker of his, whose fists have fucked his cock the entire time of watching bakugou rail you over the locker room bench again and again.
#remember when I said in my lion bkg tags that I would write that long fic#sorry but I lied 😔#idk its been so hard to write long fics for me lately!!#I thought it would be better since the brunt of everything in my life has passed#but the creative energy isn't all the way there yet#so I won't rush the process of it!!! when I let it come to me I typically bang out like#3-5 fics in two weeks lol so im waiting for that feeling#but anyway!!! I love trainer character aus they're so seggsy#also I had to throw in eiji sorry what else could I have done#NOT put him in this somehow???? I don't think so#okay bye im gonna write another Drabble ive had in my drafts for a few weeks now LOL#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#bakugou treats! 🍬#also has anyone ever actually experienced a coregasm before??? I saw it on insta and was amazed LOL#I need to start working on my core more to get one lol if im LUCKY
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peter bringing mayday with him to do spider stuff because yeah, he had things to live for before--but now he has a child and he is going to raise this child and be there for her and maybe if she’s there, strapped to his chest, he’ll be more careful. he’ll consider his life almost as precious as hers. maybe bringing mayday to work is a precaution.
#disclaimer: it's like 2am and i don't know what i just wrote because my brain won't function enough to read it over again#i also have read like zero spiderman comics so if this doesn't make sense because canon already speaks on it#i'm sorry#atsv spoilers#spiderman: across the spiderverse#across the spiderverse#peter b parker#mayday#i am having thoughts#PLEASE BLOCK APPROPRIATE TAGS IF YOU DON"T WANNA BE SPOILED PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU#miles morales#into the spiderverse#spiderman#spiderman spoilers#this thought came about because i think swinging around with a child is the stupidest/coolest thing ever#and i feel like peter wouldn't do it without a reason#anyway sorry for the random change in fandoms i saw the movie tonight and it was fantastic#also#catch me crying in the theatre because peter wants his daughter to turn out like miles#OKAY IM DONE SPAMMING THE TAGS NOW BYE#across the spiderverse spoilers#spiderman across the spiderverse
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do u see the power this man holds by just not smiling for a few frames like he genuinely got prettier this patch i think they made him prettier like i think hyv have a goal to make jing yuan become more beautiful with every patch like wow hi omg that's my wife.
#and more pale but we ignore that someone chuck him into the sun for a few hours.#BUT THE SUBTLE SMILE AFTER HE WAS DONE TALKING IM SO#have u ever seen a 2d man so pretty you cried? cause yeah that do be me.#ILL SHUT UP NOW OKAY BYE THAT WAS ALL THE JING YUAN CRYING FROM ME THIS PATCH IM SORRY
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There is something so real and genuine about Michael Holden and Tori Spring, and I don’t think I’ll ever get over it :-)
#solitaire#michael holden#tori spring#they are the only people who exist to me#they make me sick…………..#I WILL BLOW THEM UP.#im going to cry#these tags are a rollercoaster of emotions sorry#i hope they die i love them so much i hope they live and die and smile and laugh and cry and and and#okay im done bye
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i was rewatching the dream team all stars MCC and was thinking about streamer!reader cause im actually sick in the head :) so now everyone else has to deal with it 😌 so, as much as i love bad, reader does happen to be an honourary Dream Team member according to bf!sapnap.....
i like to think during this time (Nov. 2021) reader and sapnap are well into their talking stage and like, reallyyyy close to dating (they prolly start dating two weeks after this stream of sum). so this is technically crush!sapnap [so cutee]
also just bsf!george and dream moments cause why not (and cause i need some more fluff to feel gud)
lots of swearing (particularly fbombs lol)
so enjoy.... or dont lol :) m.list
crush!sapnap who cant help but giggle when you text him about the 'serpnerp and gerge' bit he did before the event started. when you ask about the fake kisses they gave eachother, he would be tempted to text you back with "i could give you real ones if you want" but refrains from it.
crush!sapnap who secretly had your stream pulled up on the side just so he could see your face as you hyped yourself up for the event.
if youre faceless, he'd just want to listen to you and hear the way you pause to read a text he sends you. he'd feel so cocky if you happened to quietly giggle at something you he sent you.
crush!sapnap who forgets youre on the call for a moment when he makes comments about needing to take a shit...
"if i really wanted to, i could insta-shit"
"ew wtf 😭"
"i actually forgot you were here for a moment, my bad" (he would be blushing so hard)
crush!sapnap who hypes you up so much during parkour tag (and makes sure youre not getting tagged) when youre the last person to be tagged
bsf!george who also hypes tf out of you when youre tagging people. he gets so loud that you have to tell him to stfu at times
crush!sapnap who subconsciously tries to protect you during the first round of sky battle until you call him out for it
"sapnap, dont worry about me! just try to get the other fucking teams. holy fuck..."
"y/n is getting toxic~"
"george shut the fuck up."
(it was mostly cause dream was getting heated at you but dw sap gets it 😌)
bsf!dream who blames you for a block placement glitch during sky battle
"Y/N!"
"WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!"
it led to a strange disagreement about where you were standing before crush!sapnap interjected and told you guys to leave it be. (we stan)
crush!sapnap who feels his heart flutter when you giggle about heated dream was getting over you standing on a rail in grid runners.
bsf!george who gets very hyped when you dont mute yourself during ace race.
"y/n are you muting yourself?"
"nope, are you?"
"LETS GOOO! ITS JUST Y/N AND GOGY"
"Lets go!!!!...... but shut the fuck up a little"
crush!sapnap who tries to gather your materials whenever you need them during buildmart and ultimately pisses off dream when he doesnt bring back what people need.
"Sapnap, how the fuck are you leaving but not bringing back fucking anything we actually need!?!?"
"okay! okay, what do you need?!"
bsf!dream who gets wayyyy too heated at you during battle box.
"y/n just use the fucking bow!"
"i am you dumb fuck!"
"oh my-"
crush!sapnap who gets annoyed too, but tries to not direct it towards you.
"george if theyre building to middle, block them!"
"y/n is supposed to be covering me!"
"they are, so pull your weight!"
bsf!dream who gets yelled at by his chat for yelling at you.
'say sorry to y/n'
"what? you know what, fuck y/n! ive known them for over 5 years, im not saying sorry!"
"good! i dont want your apology anyway! we are no longer friends!"
"good!"
(literal toddlers lol)
crush!sapnap who says a small 'hi' when he passes by you in sands of time. even if youre in the same call. and have been for 2 1/2 hours.
dteam who just lets you do youre own thing in the last to games of the event (sands of time & tgttos).
"i actually havent hear y/n speak in like five minutes," george said with an impressed smile. "i thought they just left the call for a moment, ha."
"me too for a second-"
"both of you shut the fuck up, im tired and tryna get this over with."
"PFFFT-"
bsf!george who could help but cackle when you yell at him during dodgebolt.
"george if you dont stop talking about the arrow, i will fly to london and shove it so far up your ass-"
crush!sapnap who calls you after both of you end your streams to talk about how you feel after the event.
"how are you doing, you seemed..."
"angry? annoyed?"
"tired..."
crush!sapnap talks with you until either one of you has to hang up. you feel like youre back in highschool talking to your crush for hours on end.
ngl, i dunno how i feel about this one. it might be too much tbh but im tired asf writing this and dont wanna change much. and i got a little carried away having fun writing it....sorry... -Nony
#sapnap#dream team#georgenotfound#dteam#dream#sapnap x streamer reader#sapnap x reader#sapnap x y/n#sapnap x you#mcc#im so tired#im so sorry about typos or weird shit#it might be a self insert type of thing but i cant tell this early in the morning 😭#its almost 3am#ive almost been awake for 12 hours straight#send help#okay im done#bye#enjoy#sapnap fluff#dteam fluff
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i do think the jealousy in school reunion is really interesting i think thats a really fun part of the doctor companion dynamic to explore, what makes me roll my eyes is the we're both in love with him "the missus and the ex" thing
but like the jealousy thing on its own? just the flipside of the making people feel special thing that we explored a bit with 12. the doctor does single people out, does make them feel special, their attention is like a fucking spotlight who would be immune to that warmth
but the other side of that then is like, was it their attention that made me special? was it their companionship that made me special? thinking of donna going travelling "it's all bus trips and guidebooks and dont drink the water and two weeks later youre back home" like sure thats comparing what the trips are like but like, that also describes sort of like, who you get to be on those trips right? a tourist vs a hero
thinking of yaz in combat magicks being like "yaz liked wearing her uniform because it marked her out as someone who belonged anywhere. ready to help, and with the right to intervene. the doctor just breezed in and made the whole universe her business, like she was born to it, and yaz longed for that confidence." thats sort of what being the doctor's plus one gives you, right? access to everywhere, without consequences, except maybe your own death but the doctor makes you feel invincible too so you dont worry about that
so sure there would be jealousy but i think making it into an ex-girlfriend kinda jealousy flattens it? "in amongst 7 billion theres someone like you" and then you get to save planets. you become a part of the doctor's hero complex. you get to see beautiful amazing things but you also get to prove yourself a hero every day. thinking of rose "the doctor showed me a better way of living your life. you dont just give up. you have the guts to do whats right when everyone else just runs away" you get to feel powerful. you get a lot of agency where in your daily life you probably dont have a lot. thats what the doctor gives to those handful of the seven billion. so what if they take it away?
thinking of clara asking "why me?" and sarah jane "did i do something wrong?" why did i get this opportunity. and why was it taken away. was it anything i did? and if it wasnt, then doesnt that undermine all that agency you made me feel like i had? can i do this on my own too? and of course lots of companions prove they can, they dont need the doctor to be who they are but idk. i think it would still be kinda insecure-making when youre still with the doctor. when youre still in the middle of it like rose in school reunion. when you dont know yet what After will look like
and this is something the fam doesnt have to deal with i think. because they came to the doctor. they werent picked, they werent offered, they asked. they dont have to wonder 'why did you pick me'. which im kinda relieved about especially thinking about yaz? imagine having to wonder 'was i a friend of convenience' on top of everything else. oof.
and another thing is that of course for the doctor the rejection hurts just as much. when a companion says no thank you, your way of life doesnt seem that fun to me (anymore)
anyway so uh tldr i guess the jealousy thing is interesting but making it a romantic jealousy is not whats interesting about it
#sorry to make you read 600 words and then have no conclusion#started typing and hoped i'd find a point somewhere but i didnt#i think i just laid out all my most unflattering sides without really making a point in this#so#rip#i think actually what ex-companion jealousy would be more like than romantic jealousy is sorta like#old doctor actors jealousy#i mean all old doctors ive ever heard talk about it have been VERY generous and gracious but#theres also i think david tennant said once about filming regeneration that like#one moment youre the most important person in the room. or FEEL like that anyway#and the next EVERYONES attention is on the next guy and people are just like okay thanks bye#i mean im sure people are not that cold waving off an old doctor but like#i can imagine. one moment youre The Guy. the next youre... not#one moment youre The Doctor's Companion. the next it's this new girl??? hello??#thats MY spot thank you very much#at least when youve been the doctor to all us dw fans youre forever the doctor#that doesnt go away#but if you were a companion and then you go back home. nobody even fucking knows#youre just. normal. nothing special. nobody knows of the things youve seen and done#yeah i'd be jealous. but not of the doctor's previous 50 girlfriends#just of the next 50 fgkfhjdghjfkdgh#solution is to take them down with me of course#none of clara's 'youre not dying with me die with the next one' nonono youre dying with me sweetheart#like i said. my most unflattering sides fhgkhgjh
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disney’s twisted aniboy analysis/tier list is coming SOON!!!! either tomorrow or later today (but probably tomorrow at around 12 pm for.reasons ��)
#im so good at procrastinating#theres one part of it that has been absolutely killing me because.i dont have a good enough memory 😭#other than that its done!!well theres also the missing people on the list itself i have to edit in but thatll take like 10 minutes tops#(i used a template but its missing the event characters)#stares at nami.i am so sorry this took millennia#ive lied about the time itll be done toomany times IT WAS NOT ON PURPOSE!!I JUST DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF TIME#okay see you bye
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remember how maxs first ever impression of and interaction with isabel was her shoving and locking him in a closet
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hen chim best friend fancam edit i know its out there somewhere
#sorry i never finished 911 but i love them#henrietta wilson#chimney han#911 abc#okay im done posting abt them bye now
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practicing gratitude. even though today was a little chaotic, I genuinely learned a lot (about abortions, about IUD insertion, about gyn cases, about specimens, about skin grafting) and it was really interesting. the teams were all pleasant and friendly, and my circ was the sweetest woman I think I've ever met at work. although clearly overwhelmed herself, since she had experience but had just started working there on her own and the residents left her out to dry, she was endlessly kind and encouraging towards me. you know melanie lynsky from yellowjackets? her voice sounded like that. just SO sweet
#not like the SP who scoffed at me for contaminating something while opening it#IM SORRY!!! IT HAPPENS TO LITERALLY EVERYONE!!!!#would you rather I lied??? huh??? its a sterile environment you should be GLAD I came forward#'ohh it'll be hard to find' this hospital is so fucking big. you can find it somewhere I know you can.#I actually didn't want to open it since we didn't know if we'd use it and she insisted#but lo and behold THEY DIDN'T NEED IT#god I love being vindicated. anyway she was a treasure#not like the.#okay I went in on call last weekend and when the case was done I was like im going home now bye! and this lady was like#'must be nice' all sarcastically' im sorry how am I to blame for your schedule first of all#second of all I literally work 80 hrs biweekly. coming in on the weekends is EXTRA. we all take over 100 hrs of call per month.#so!!!! that was rude!!!#BUT IM PRACTICING GRATITUDE#I can't do my job without these other teams!!! we all contribute valuable time and labor and skills!!!#cor.txt
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ok i took a nap sorry for miseryposting
#purrs#i don’t feel better per se but i do feel less angry so i think that’s good. but i did have a fucked up and disturbing dream so now im#focused on that a little bit but it’s whatever. i think i just feel stuck in my life and overwhelmed rn but i have to be gentle with myself#and okay with accepting outcomes that are compromises even if i really don’t want to. but idk. i have to think on it more. and i wish i felt#less lonely bc i KNOW i am not it’s just i have no emotional object permanence and i keep dismantling all my inoculations and then crying#out for more inoculations and i don’t know how to stop. and now im getting upset again typing this so I’m going to stop even though i havent#gotten to the end of my thought yet and like reblog some things or watch a video idk. i really need to find a counselor and speaking of#which i feel like someone told me lately (on here probably and ididnt reply im sorry) that my counseling place should give me referrals to o#other places and they didn’t and maybe it’s bc i told them i was taking a break from counseling but i am kind of like 😐😑. but i’ll figure it#out and find someone. i think there’s a thing i can do through work i just have to gather the spoons to actually do it and i spent all of th#them on the drivers manual today. also i read like half the drivers manual today! which is something to acknowledge. ok im done now bye
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i swear if my family tells me to get a masters degree one more time while im still struggling with my bachelor's degree,,, i will just 🕳️🚶🏻♀️
#MA'AM IM HAVING A BREAKDOWN WHILE STUDYING FOR AN EXAM THAT I FAILED LAST SPRING#AND IF I FAIL THIS I LITERALLY CAN'T GET MY DEGREE NEXT SEMESTER BECAUSE THIS IS A SPRING SEMESTER ONLY CLASS#also on a side note: mom comes in to ask about that. looks at my shelf. i frogot i have a juyeon and a dongheon pc propped up there. whoops.#anyway woohoooo corporate finances. literally the bane of my existence#ALSO LIKE. I LEGIT HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED WRITING MY BA THESIS CAN Y'ALL TONE IT THE FUCK DOWN????#okay im done fr now. sorry bye#shut up vivien no one cares
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oh no i tripped and fell and this 2k major character death oneshot fell out of my pocket
#spy x family#spy x family fanfiction#fanfic#ao3#angst#angst angst baby#sxf#sxf fanfic#major character death#yor forger#loid forger#what have i done#im sorry#when you go to your grave without ever telling your wife you love her because you’re an emotionally repressed clown#happy valentine's day#none of my friends know i write fanfiction#okay bye
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can you bitches recommend raiden & scara fluff 2 me bcuz i’ve fallen into the hole and can’t get out not that i tried thanks in advance :-)
#i'm usually more eloquent than this teehee#but im tired and its late and im upset cuz i want shogun but likely wont get her *sad face*#also i'm blaming y'all for me calling him scara#i hate most fandom-given names and swore to never call him that but damn it i've done multiple times now#genshin impact#scaramouche#raiden shogun#raiden ei#wanderer#i might have lost me mind oh well :-(#sorry if you dislike being called bitch#i don't mean it in an insulting way i just enjoy the word#i'm usually slightly more normal than this teehee#i should probably go to sleep#by the way don't recommend stuff by tiangou because i've already read all of it#also only recommend ao3 things unless there's a really good fic/fics on another site#also also go read tiangou ei and scaramouche collection because it's good as hell#this is the most tags i've ever tagged i believe teehee#okay bye love you sleep well <3#OK WAIT I HATE TOTAL ANGST SO PLZ DON'T REC THAT EITHER#will likely cringe at this later :'(
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oooh its like 4am here but im working on the curse getou au and satoru is making greek mythology references and like: stsg persephone and hades au. someone who is not me pls write it kajlshfvg
#this isnt even abt anything im just talking rn#i feel like orpheus and euridice au has probs been done but like#i need suguru as hades unhappily stealing away satoru who was looking to get away from his family anyway#hmm fuck i love that myth like all the faves show up jhb#also like. it exists bc death will always steal children from their mothers i am ;-;#im a greek mythology nerd sorry not sorry lolol#need to put more effort into being a nerd abt other mythologies too like im okay w the christian ones n stuff but i wanna expand#oops long tags bye bye now lolol
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