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You have 1 new message and 0 old messages. Saturday, January 13th at 7:57 pm:
Mmmph. Hey, sweet thing. Just givin’ you a call. You’re on your knees for me right now but I thought a voicemail would be nice to come home to. What?! I’m just bein’ a gentleman. I’m not drunk! Ugh, here you go, always got somethin’ to say….
Ah! Yes! C’mon, lemme fuck your face, t-take my cock. Oh, good whore. So god damn pretty when y’drool, honey. What do you think, huh? Maybe you were made for suckin’ my cock. Shit… think about it and get back to me. Gonna send you home with my cum on your tongue - can y’still taste it when you’re listening to this? Jesus, honey - ‘m gonna keep you. You gonna touch yourself to this when you get home? Here, listen to how messy your tight throat sounds - sounded -
#stevenose posts#ns/fw#steve x reader#voicemail au#the little text is supposed to indicate he is moving away from the receiver …#in case u couldn’t tell
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THIS POST HAVING 666 NOTES IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME
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Tup is short for Tupperware and they called him Tupperware because he’s so good at bottling up his emotions. Just slap a lid on that bad boy, make sure it’s on tight and then smack it into the back of the fridge, he’ll be fine until his brain breaks
#anyway it’s 4am and I can’t sleep#in case u couldn’t tell#star wars#the clone wars#clones#the 501st#clone trooper tup#tup#tupperware#<- because lets confuse the people who use that tag
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lil doodle warm up before I work on comms
#I love cows and tigers#in case u couldn’t tell#cow#cow furry#tiger#tiger furry#furry#I guess I’m a furry now#mushramoo#birch rambles
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his eyes 🥺🧸
#most perfect profile ever#i’ve made it to the go through everything again and zoom in on details stage#of consuming today’s content#in case u couldn’t tell#lewis hamilton#vanity fair
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4, 5, 7 & 28!! 🫶
heyyy irene fancy seeing u here 😵💫
4. mythical creature you think/believe is real?
mermaids 100% or some variation thereof bc the ocean is big and scary and MOSTLY UNEXPLORED !! ur telling me with absolute certainty that there isn’t a mermaid down there somewhere ?
5. favorite form of potato?
curly fries curly fries curly fries oh my god i could literally eat them every single day and never get bored 🥳🥳🥳 not even a competition
7. what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?
ok first of all aquariums are literally my most favorite place on this entire planet i am an aquarium girly through and through so the lame answer is EVERY ANIMAL !! they are all so special to me !! the less lame answer is that i’m particularly fond of cephalopods (squid, octopus, cuttlefish, etc) so i do tend to gravitate towards those but also i really love sharks so those giant tanks with little shark species swimming around are my jammmmmm
28. last meal on earth?
oh god i am the most indecisive person ever if i were ever on death row they’d kill me even faster bc i’d be so annoying about choosing a last meal. off the top of my head because this is just what i’m craving right now is an order of the aforementioned curly fries from this one burger place near my apartment i could seriously demolish like three pounds of them rn
#i love curly fries#in case u couldn’t tell#also Who is taking me on an aquarium date im so serious#i love aquariums so much#thank u irene these were so fun :^))#/ask
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y’all ever cum and then just feel ur heartbeat in ur clit for a minute?? just me?? tmi??? ok never mind
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#okay this is IT no more. no more after this.#im done.#mine#midam#i wanna point one out as my favorite but they all kill me#okay the gravy one is especially funny w that being the picture#and the baba one. oh my GOD#okay im done. bye. sorry.#m1dam#these are all plagiarism btw word for word 1d imagines#in case u couldn’t tell
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failed invis
#my art#ethoslab#trafficblr#secret life#messy as hell so in case u can’t tell: this is when he went red; he’s standing in a river#only let myself spend about an hour on this because anything more would’ve hurt my brain#(i know he just couldn’t unequip his shield in time shhh artistic liberty X))#you ever get an image so strong you have to get it out of your head somehow. yeah
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trickle down economics:
jack dayton is crockett’s sugar daddy. crockett is sarah’s sugar daddy
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lokius lockscreens s2 ✨
#loki#lokius#mobius#mobius m mobius#loki laufeyson#lokius edit#lockscreens#lokius lockscreens#tom hiddleston#owen wilson#loki season 2#loki s2#loki x mobius#they still own me so bad u got no idea#I really liked Loki holding onto mobius in the last ep in case u couldn’t tell#also#adobe generative fill my beloved#also these compared to my s1 ones#creativity dead asf
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post covid this, high school AU that…WHAT ABOUT STINKY COLLEGE DUDE AU? ‼️🏃🫵😀
#they’re supposed to be 20-30 hereee#in case u couldn’t tell Stan and Kyle are based on Trey and Matt 🤭#Stan marsh#kyle broflovski#Eric cartman#kenny mccormick#South Park#sp art#sp fan art#South Park art#South Park au#post covid#South Park post covid#my art
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he was hoping you’d have a moment to talk
#loz botw#botw fanart#Link#prince sidon#fanart#legend of zelda fanart#In case u couldn’t tell yet i rlly love sidon
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19.12.23, tuesday
0.5h of coding lol
wasn’t having the best day so decided to finally watch the barbie-movie (it’s on hbo rn) bc figured that could cheer me up
but bc the universe loves a good timing, on the grocery store trip after, some dudes came to me like ”which one of us would u fuck?” and that annoyed me way more than it should’ve. Like cmon, it’s 10pm at a grocery store; if you’re not cottage cheese or olive oil get tf out of my face
just a short evening walk bc it was windy and I was annoyed
#also the barbie-movie; it was fine#not my favorite but I didn’t think it’d be bc I don’t rly usually go for that genre#also at this point the hype had got to me so my expectations were very unfair#the set tho; it looked so good#I love how I planned that I’d be a machine now this week so could actually not stress during christmas but it’s looking out to be like one#of the most unproductive days I’ve had all autumn lol#i’m thinking if I should just call it and start the holidays now and just idk catch up on some of the days in between christmas & new years#and I do have 8 days after new years before other courses start#but idk if I do thay I might not rly be able to chill during christmas#like rn I’m thinking if I should bring my laptop with me just in case I could squeeze a couple hours here & there during the few days#which is not the thing to do obviously; like it’s 5 days I can be apart from my laptop for 5 days#but it feels like with the amount of stuff I’ve gotten done I rly couldn’t afford a 5 day break rn#idk I’ll figure it out I won’t bring a laptop just to haunt me#(I’m bad at fully relaxing; there’s always the ’’u could be doing something productive tho’’-voice)#(which I don’t listen but then I just get nothing done and also never rly relax which is good super good)#(can u tell im still annoyed at everything rn lol sorry for the tag rant)#december 2023#2023#today
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to my dearest and most beloved (my followers), i fear this illness (the common cold) has taken over my sound body and mind. everyday (literally got sick last night) i languish in a state of misery, with each passing moment more taxing than the last. i yearn for the gentle touch of your company (praise on my writing and notes). should my ailment worsen (i am guilt tripping you), know that i leave with you all my love.
#im sick in case u couldn’t tell#the NyQuil gave me my best sleep of 2024#unfortunately waking up after NyQuil is a bitch#not ignoring anyone im just genuinely fighting for my life#see u all tmr x
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Mallow just wanted to see something real quick :’)
#my art#mallow#sarsenbi#dnd#ocs#in case u couldn’t tell my favorite couples have size difference :|#the way that his waist is small for one man to hold
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