Y'all. Kraft just erected an 8 foot tall monument to its own mayonnaise outside of Merriam Webster's HQ in Springfield in an effort to make "Moist" Merriam Webster's word of the year. It feels like an article from the fucking Onion but this is real life
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if u can, u should go watch dev patel's directorial debut with monkey man in theaters !
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'avani' nondefault face overlay 𖥧
i didn’t realize how long it’d been since my last release? but… helloo c': i started and finished a piece this time. i used my gaia face overlay ( x ) as a base to create this one! name credits go to my bestie bc i was /struggling/
i released gaia as a 100+ followers gift, and now we've grown to almost 4,000 🤎 thank you
maxis match
nondefault face overlay
teen-elder & all frames
custom thumbnail
1 swatch ( preview under the cut )
2 slots: forehead, mouth crease
free download: patreon ( x ) – simfileshare ( x )
terms of use: +more content from me ( x )
01. ea default
02. avani face overlay ( free eyelid )
03. avani face overlay + fav highlight ( x ), lip tints ( x )
credits 𖥧 @lamatisse, @spookysims, @luumia, @nesurii
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reposting! black autistic enby student in need of help staying afloat while looking for work! hi everyone! I’ve been having trouble stabilizing after an assault in an abusive relationship. I’m trying to raise money to pay my past due phone bill so I can continue my job search. Anything helps! I know I’ve been in need of a lot of help lately but I appreciate it all so much.
$0/75
cash app
venmo
paypal
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just got my period so period fluff with bf!matt would be useful🤕 (i'm dyin over here)
comfort
matt sturniolo x reader
warnings: mentions of period pain, flufff
a/n: here ya gooo, hope you like :)
when i heard my front door open i was laying in my bed, curled up under a blanket with a heating pad placed on my stomach.
“i’m here baby” matt yelled as he closed the door. i heard some rustling in the kitchen, before he made his way to my room.
“hi baby” he said as he walked over to me and placed a kiss on my forehead.
“hi matt” i responded observing his appearance. his hair was slightly messy and he was out of breath. “did you run a marathon or something?”
“just wanted to get here as quick as i could” he said as he handed me the bottle of ibuprofen and a bottle of water he, presumably, grabbed from my fridge when he was in the kitchen.
“you’re the best matt” i said as i gave him a kiss to the cheek.
“anything for you, beautiful” he then laid out a packet of my favorite chocolate, as well as some of my favorite snacks.
“wanna watch a movie while we cuddle?” he asked as he moved to retrieve my remote.
“sounds perfect” i answered. he handed me the remote as he got in bed with me.
“you pick” he said as i rested my head on his shoulder and he wrapped his arm around my waist.
as i selected a movie, i snuggled into him more. although i was still in pain, matt being by my side and taking care of me gave me a sense of comfort.
🌸🌸🌸🌸
hope it helps love <333
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Decrepit Old Cat, from one of the “fancier” antique shops in New Bedford, MA
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