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lalunaescll · 2 months

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friend's dad Joel x reader lmaoo

at first i really didn't wanna write this cuz i just didn't like the idea of it, but then i guess it's worth the try

but i think im gonna make this angst and maybe embarrassment too

and I'll remind you again that English is not my first language, so im sorry for amy mistakes

AND LOOK AT THIS HEADER I MADEEEEE

Ever since a kid you've always had a crush on Sarah's father, Joel. Having an abusive dad is unfortunate, but not when your neighbor is Joel.. And Sarah.

It all happened when you woke up at 7 am and didn't know what to do, you look at the window, staring at the beautiful view of your neighborhood.

Until Joel appears in his backyard, wearing nothing but his boy pants as he mow the lawn, and oh lawd did something happen to your insides.

And that cycle goes on and on, even though you felt like a stalker because sometimes you would take a picture or videos of him, you're just a girl, human, having a crush on your best friend's dad.

It's another hot wave around Texas and Sarah invite you over because she just got back from college, and it's also a good chance to see her father, right?

And now here you are, in laying down on Sarah's old bed as you fan yourself with Sarah's old assignment paper.

Meanwhile Sarah just doing her assignments on her laptop while calling her boyfriend, and you wish she can hear the gag in your mind as she speaks with him.

"Im goin' down," you grunt dismissively as you got out of her room and she didn't even bother to say anything to you.

You went to the kitchen and coming straight to raid the refrigerator, being Sarah's friend for a long time means you can raid the refrigerator and getting no problems, at all.

"Thought you're upstairs with Sarah," Joel said, coming out of his bedroom, you can see that he's just gotten out lf bed because of his face and bed hair.

"Nah, she's with her boyfriends," you look through the fridge again, squatting this time to searching for something, "pass me the beer," he said, leaning on the isle, then you pass him his beer.

And that's when you can see the sheen of sweat covering his neck and collarbone, his white shirt with patches of sweat and his gray pants, that gray pants.

You turn your head to look back at the fridge, still searching for something, "i don't think I've seen that skirt before," he point at your skirt, "s' new, a gift," you shrug your shoulders.

"From who? a girl?" He asks, chugging his beer a few times. And, something inside you just snapped and gave you a boost of boldness.

"Why?" you ask him, moving to kneel in front of him, "does it matter to you?" With lidded you made eye contact with his, trying to find a hope of lust.

He moved sideway a little to back up from you, "no- no, it does not, jus' wanna know," he said, looking more sober than ever.

"Oh, come on, Joel, don't back up now," you mutter, still looking into his eyes as his looked away. "It's not like that, never, like that," he said as a final before quickly walking away from the kitchen, leaving you embarrassed and desperate.

#joel miller #joel miller fanfiction #joel miller imagine #joel miller one shot #joel miller tlou #joel miller x reader #joel miller x you #pedro pascal #pedro pascal x reader #the last of us

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itoshi-s · 1 year

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You cant tell me that shidou and sae fidnt have sex after bllk vs japan u20,, it was implied asf (give me ur number) (after i shower) then bllk has 2 weeks off after the match... excuse me while i froth at the mouth debating whose top and bottom bc both of them wont lose and be receiving if u get what i mean (i dont really like character x character but i have strong feelings for this one)

WOW ALRIGHT OKAY .. i am finally getting around answering this cuz nonnie beloved my mind was going CRAAAZYYYYYY each n every time i glanced at this kshfsalk SO !

i am not much of a shipper either but gawd damn i can and WILL appreciate the crumbs that are just too good to ignore omg. it's the same w reonagi for me tbh cuz as much as i don't ship them,, u cannot tell me they didn't experiment w each other at least once lol

now ryusae 😭 ohhh lawd. oh god have mercy. please the tension between these two made me want to scream. put down my phone for a solid minute bc ik it was a bit of a comedic relief as well but also .. u can't tell me they didn't hook up. they did. THEY DID !!!!!! and i can't make up my mind who topped who. like.. i see everyone thinkin sae's a bottom and i KINDA agree but.. i think he wouldn't just give it up that easily lol he'd be more of a power bottom kinda type u feel me ?? ryusei's such a horndog he doesn't rly mind doing anything. just lets sae order him around lol

also. sae gives CRAAZYYYYY good head. no matter what u have goin on between your legs,, he's so good it makes you cry. he's so good. oml STOOOP AKJSHDJDAIS this is insane 😭 i am down so bad my head is steaming

i want them both in me now this is crazy

#✧.* ✉ zari’s mail: 💔 anon #nonnie is that u #i think it is hehe #ryusae #gawd damn i need the drink now lol

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milesworld96 · 7 months

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FINALLY GETTING TO WATCH RAW YALL, I AM SO EXCITED

SAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HIIIIII❤️ oh, the ko shirt. That’s fine. That’s funny. Hilarious even. Wow. 😢, I ALREADY MISS ZOWENS. GRRRR BRO GOT ME IN MY FEELS☹️☹️☹️ SIR⁉️⁉️⁉️ WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL⁉️⁉️⁉️ FUCK YES. wait bro wym the reason he ain’t on raw anymore, YO WHY U BRINING JEY INTO THIS. yalls ☹️☹️. I CANT. Yo Sami speaking the truth, I love him. OHHHH SHIT JUDGEMNT DAY😍😍😍 OH LAWD THEY LOOK SO FINE. GIRL???? RHEA IMMEDIATELY GETTING DEFENSIVE OF DREW WHEN DAMIEN BROUGHT HIM UP?????? IS THIS A SIGN. damn so Rhea basically saying Sami is the orphan no one wants💔 GIRL JEYYY, GET UR MANS‼️‼️‼️‼️ Sami listen to Jey💥💥💥 WHY R U IFNORING HIM NO😭😭 LOOK AT JEYS EYES‼️‼️ HOW CAN YOU LEVE HIM

SHINSUKEEEE😍🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 WAIT FALSE COUNT ANYWHERE⁉️⁉️ OOOHHHH SHIIIT, OH MY FUCK THIS MATCH IS SO SLAY LIKE WHAT🤯🤯 THESE MOTHER FUCKers ARE CRAZY, RICOCHET BRO WGATST. NUNCHUCKS⁉️ BRO MICHELANGELO FR BRO THEY GOING FUCKING CRAZY MAN. WOOOOOOOO SHINSUKE FUCKING WON

OMFG SAMIJEY SPOTTING AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭 SAMI WHAT THE FUCK. I UNDERSTSND WHERE YOUR COMING FROM BUT ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ stop blaming Jey‼️‼️‼️‼️ Yeah Jey speak it‼️‼️ Girl Sami going through it don’t worry bbg you’ll be fine. SAMIJEY MAKE UP AND HUG WOO🫶🫶

OMMGGGGGGG TEGAN AND NIKKI‼️‼️‼️😍😍😍😍🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 OOOOO CHELSEA AND PIPER R HERE TOO😭😭😋😋 lol Katana and Kayden spotting too. OMG TEGAN V CHELSEA? YES PLEASE

HES PIPER IS ABOUT TO SERVE SO MUCH CUNT, I LOVE HER. LETS FUCKING GO. AND I WAS RIGHT, SHE MOTHER FUCKING DID. YEYSYSHHSHDSYSYEESHSH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TEGAN MY LOVE HAAAAIIIIKKI :33

IMPERIUM PROMO VID LETS GO, THEY ARE SO COOL I CANNOT DO THIS. I LOVE THEM, CANT WAIT 4 LUDWIG & GIOVANNI TO BE CHAMPS SOON

DAMIEN FINN & DOM DOM. bro why yalls thinking bout JD like that, GIRL NAH THEY TRYNA JUMP DREW😭😭 DomDom is such a mama’s boy. I LOVE THEM, ENOUGH WITH THE CONFLICT NOW. LET THEM ALL BE HAPPY 2GETHER FROM NOW ON☺️☺️💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

AAAAAAAAA SETH, SERVING ONCE AGAIN. ILYYYY. omg I need his shoes. Oh lawd, this match between Seth and Drew is gonna serve so much cunt @ Crown Jewel😍🫶. NAAAAHHHHH SETH CAME OUT WITH EVIDENCE AND EVERYTHING😭😭 BRO CATCHING RHEA AND DREW FR.RUGGEDLY HANDSOME? SETH SAYING THE TRUTH.NAHHH DREW CALLED HIM A THIRSTY CREEP, LEAVE JEY ALONE HE WAS GOING THROUGH A PHASE PLEASE😭💀 eneheheehheehhehe Drewww😈😈 I RESLLY HOPE HE WINS @ CROWN JEWEL. ay don’t be nasty to Drew Seth, you stfu😡 SETH STFU, YOU AINT KNO SHIT. WATCH DREW PULL UP ALONE @ FIRST, AMD THEN FUCKING RHEA AND DOMDOM COME LUT AND HELP HIM GET THE WIN💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 (estoy loco, I am delulu.)

OOOOOOOO BOY ITS BRONSON REED😈😈

RAAAAAAAAAH LUDWIG😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚 HAAAAIIIIKK OH SHIT JOHNNY GARGANO⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ EEEEEEEEE OO BOY IM EXCITED. NAHH WADE GOT TF OUTTA THERE LMFAOOO, JOHNNY GIRL 😭😭😭 SO HAPPY TO SEE JOHNNY BACK AAAAAAAAAA. THIS MATCH IS SLAYING SO HARD OMFFFFF. AAAAAAWWWW GARGANO LOST😭😭😭

Becky😡 INDI & CANDICE😍😍🤯🤯 OMG HIIIIIII INDI, HAIIIIIII CANDICE :3 OMG BECKY V INDI, LETS GO. LMFAO RHEA. WAIT DID BECKY SAY BECKY TWO BELTS BEFORE GOIN TO COMMERCIAL 😨😨🤯

OMMGGGGG DREW & SAMIIIIII. Compliments from Drew, hm bro what you gettin at🤨🤨 AHT, YALLS PLS STOP DRAGGING JEY😭😭😭 🤯DREW JUST DRAGGING EVERYONE LMFAOOO. wait, they keep mentioning Sami ab the world championship shit. OMG ARE WE SETTING THAT UP FOR THE FUTURE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ AAAAAAAAAA, WAIT DREW V SAMI NEXT WEEK😨🤯 YES YESYEYS

RHEAAAAA😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 HAAAAAIIIIIIIIII :333 HIIII SHAYNA. OOOOOO THE MAULIN😍😚 NIA GTFO PLS, OMG RAQUEL. BEAT HER FUCKING ASS YESS LETS GOOOO. OMMMGGGGG ZOEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY I LOVEE YOU, J NEED MORE OF HER OMFG

HII XIA, ITS BEEN A WHILE. JADEEEE OMFG HI HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI PLEASE MAKE IT OFFICIAL, JADE CARGILL V BECKY LYNCH AT CROWN JEWEL PLEASE. IM BEGGING, I NEED IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

HIIIIIIIIII BRONSON, HIIIIIIIII GUNTHER. YOOOOOO GUNTHER, BRONSON WTFFFFFFFFF😨😨😨😨😨😨 YESEYSYSYSYSYS G7 THER WON

OMMMMGGGGG POOKIE BEARS❤️��️❤️❤️💙💙💙💙 CODY AND JEY ILYSM, BUT YOU ARE JOT WINNING. oml they never gonna give up that bit from the press conference are they?😭💀 they are so cutie patootie

MIIZ MY FAV ASSHOLE, OMG HIII. nah fr tho, we need more MIZ. LMFAO THAT IMPERSONATION, GTFO OUT NIA I DON WANNA SEE YOU

RHEA💜 yo stfu. WOAH, FATAL FIVE WAY⁉️⁉️⁉️ ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL RHEA. ZOEY, NIA, RAQUEL AND SHAYNA AT THE SAME TIME? HWTA

INDUS SHEER ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

LMFAO WHAT IS TOZAWA DOING, HE IS SO SILLY I LOVE HIM. OMG HI KOFI, HI XAVIER. Not the hip thrusts🤯🤨🤯🤨🤯🤨🤯. NAAAAHHHHHHH KOFI XAVIER😭😭😭😭😭

OMG ITS TIME, ITS FINALLY TIME OMGGGGGGGG HAIIIIIII I LOVE MY BBGS. SORRY CODYJEY YALLS LOSIN💀 PRIESTBALOR 🔛🔝 EEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE MY GOTHS HAIHAIHAi AAA THIS MAYCH IS SO GOOD WTFFF OMG DOMDOM NO😭😭 WAIT YESYES RAAAHHHHHH THIS MATCH GOT ME SO NERVOUS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCUUUUUKKKKKKK JIMMY⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ YOOOO AINT NO FUCKING WAY🤯 OMG YES YESYEGRHHDBDBBD YES FUCK YES JUDGEMENT DAY HAS ALL THE GOLD AGAIN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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bananaapplewaffle · 1 year

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Book 6 Part One: The Watchman of the Underworld

Buckle in besties, we're going for a ride.

Also beware that there are Book 7 spoilers in here because my thoughts are jumbled in here.

Awake Again | Let the Search Begin | Briefing at Night | A Swift Fight

“Am I in the clouds?”

AM I FUCKEN DEAD

Oh no just dreaming

Did I call you over

OH YEAH LITTLE BRO IS GONE

Wait a minute…

Hmmm dreams tied to these memories…

Oh damn little bro got me good

It highkey took too long to get to this conclusion.

Like 2 + 2 = 4, yes the black stones were blot accumulation.

“Exceptionally rare” he says

It is NOT his true nature

TELL’EM DEUCE

CROWLEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH

YOU ARE UPSETTING ME AND MY BESTIES

Sidenote: THE FAN IS FICING MY HEAD RN

HE WOULDN’T

Ace I’m bout to beat you up—

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ONLY BEEN SIX MONTHS

THERE’S THE FRIENDSHIP MUSIC

WHAT IS THIS KINGDOM HEARTS

It’s not but my fic is!

I want to go find my little brother

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HE DIDIN’T MEAN TOO

IT WASN’T HIM IT WAS THE DARKNESS

…

Oh my god this fucks with my whole timeline what do you mean Book 5 and Book 6 basically take place at the same exact time

Like I knew this, but having a character say it to me is just uggh

I really do not believe Malleus is here.

Like I have had this feeling that this whole time he’s been OBed

And everyone is asleep due to his power

Like to be real

It could be a case of:

Yuu had to leave and he didn’t want that so this happened and everyone has just been stuck in a timeloop

Malleus knows, but he’s waiting for someone to realize and save him

ORTHO PLEASE

NON LETHAL METHODS

AKSLDJSDJSAKDL CROWLEY

That was a good read lol

Oh we got underground and secret passages?

BABY BOY

OH SHIT HE’S FUCKED UP

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I WANT TO SEE HIM NOW

Post-Mortem for SDC | Taking Responsibility | A Performance Fee

And here’s where I lose my shit

Because we’re about to go from worried sick to

“Yeah no I can talk” cannot actual talk and is avoiding something

IT’S BEEN A FEW DAYS

NAH NAH NAH

A FEW DAYS

I’D BE ON THE VERGE OF A BREAKDOWN

IS GRIM OKAY

“Beytraying your trust” he says

You literally tried to kill someone

Almost killed us and the innocent bystanders

And oh yeah

TRIED TO FRAME EPEL’S FAMILY FOR IT ALL

BITCH YOU ARE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Also let’s be real, you didn’t do that because you realized we would lose

You did it because you had the opportune chance to do so

Like fuck apologing to this group as a whole

Your first apology needs to go to fucking Epel

And fuck if it weren’t for Jamil and his UM as well as Malleus shit would have been big fucked

I mean the shit was highkey rigged let’s be real

The dwarves being cute is what sold the audience

Like regardless of this being a one vote win

It is not the same as Sans v Reigen

Rook was not Mob

Chile lemme gon head and stretch my legs before getting back to these BOLOS (if you know you know)

Alright y’all back to these Bolos

And yes, I did lock all the windows.

Jamil speaking from experience

Unless their hard work was to in fact bumble around on stage

Then ion get it

GIRL THAT IS IN THE PAST

GIRL NOT US GETTING NEIGE’S SOB STORY FROM THE MFKER WHO TRIED TO KILL HIM

GIRL I GOTTA GO

…that’s stupid.

Just because he’s seen hardships does not mean that you should give in and hand over victory

That’s honestly a slap in the face

God I hate the name NCR Tribe

I’m changing that in the fic

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Aw you got Epel riled up now

KALIM REALLY SAID “THIS IS TRULY THE GHETTO”

Believe me it was worse when we got here

Okay so in the end we got 30,000 Mandol/Thadmarks

LET ME GET MY MFKEN MOUSEKETOOL

Alright time to take another break before shit hits the fan

Current Thoughts: The fan is ficing, and I am becoming less upset about this convo, as long as I keep it in the fic’s universe lol

A Sudden Entry | Alarming Abductions | Emergency Instructions | A Suspect Bargain | Aggressive Invitation

YOU GOT MY COUNTRY BOY GOIN COUNTRY

WHAT THE FUCK

GIRL

I KNOW THAT AIN’T MY MFKEN HOUSE

THE FAN FIS FICING

MY HOUSE

OH LAWD THEY’RE HERE

Wait are these actual people and not just robots?

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE CHIBI MODELS

They have fucking oars

Okay…they’re kinda doing damage

Girl not another battle

Side Note: Mini Waffle is staring at me very intently

MY FUCKEN HOUSE

BABY

BABY BROTHER

WE’RE FUCKEN GOING IN ACE

Damn they’re all dead

Damn Ace is Double Dead

Call that Dimmadead

Mini Waffle is losing her shit

Please hold while I give her pets

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And now I watch as everyone else get’s fucking got

ONLY A FEW MINUTES

THEY GOT GOT GOT

Welp

TIL that Riddle’s VA is also Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer) and Elan Ceres (MSG: Witch from Mercury)

I figured he was Tamjiro from the scream alone lol

This mfer set the whole grounds on fire

All that and for what

Malleus is not even on this plane of existence

OH NO ITS TIME TO GET HONEY

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I swear Leona just be knowing shit

And thus Ruggie was finally made Vice Housewarden

And then these two

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What kinda shit

Y’all need him there to do the shit

But y’all can’t tell him where his parents are

Girl they out there with Malleus

On another plane of existence

And finally you, Cfrowley

Gather the Housewardens he says

Did you mean Kalim?

And by extension Lilia because we already know Malleus is nowhere to be found

Sharing Information | A Packed Flight | Uncertain Plight

Oh shit he’s actually here for once

Probably not for long tho

And here’s Lilia also just knowing shit

Makes sense I guess

Sebek’s bout to fucking cry

They really said here’s the rest of the cast sans the freshmen

Oh shit here comes the exposition

WAIT

I WAS HERE???

Mfken Idia

Riddle please

THREE HOURS??

Could not be me

They would have to knock me out good

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Them: How does Leona know so much??

Leona: Don’t worry about it

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GIRL WE IN THE DARKNESS

So y’all bitches went to therapy is that what you’re saying

I’m gonna beat this game’s ass

Azul that is not what you should be worrying about here

Tbh y’all

Wish they put his hair up in a ponytail

And that’s all for me rn

Grudging Compliance | Historical Guidance | Lupine Reliance | An Abrupt Collision

Riddle please

WELL

Idia: I’m the BOSS

Me, immediately: “i’M tHe BoSs”

The Age of Who

…

Lilia: “There is no shortage of historical narratives that have been twisted to suit someone’s agenda.”

And then my responses are:

Twisting historical narratives, huh…

(For some reason, I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.)

Interesting…

Rook is not fucking pleased

Something the fuck is up

Highkey him being so suspicious really makes me believe that he does has some kind of Fae origin

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I got fucked up, Jack.

Don’t worry tho :)

Please note: The fic is fanning and I am taking mental notes that I will soon forget.

Anyway, MC is def wound tight.

“I don’t give a fuck about me! I’m more upset about Ace and Deuce still being unconscious. The Overblot victims are gone and Grim! I haven’t talked to him in a week now, and when I seen him he was in that fucking cage!”

Bitch do I look perfectly fine

Do I?

On the last day?

Yeah fuck it

IS IT BECAUSE I’M BLACK, CREWEL?

SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK

That is a joke for those who can not read the tone.

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Girl it really was because I’m black

WAKE THE FUCK UP BESITES

WE GOTTA GO SAVE THE WORLD

Well, not yet but soon, but now

Deuce did not help my fucked up roof

Oh god

The country is coming out y’all

Jack you got to be talking to Epel here

Cuz I literally cannot do SHIT in this world

Funny that they sent me to Pomefiore knowing good and well Heartslabyul is the correct choice.

But plot reasons ig

A Rash Decision | In Hot Pursuit Defiant Dispute | A Heartfelt Salute

Rook what is the real reason

I feel like

Epel’s VA is struggling to be angry

Like one wrong move and the voice is shot

For what reason did we flashback to Mickey

Like, “His Majesty gave me permission, let’s fucking go!”

They really want me to make moves while I am literally the deadest weight but okay

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What the fuck, Epel

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This mfker said

“Your friends truly are your power.”

Ignorance is bliss

We fuckin hungry dawg

Shout out to reusing Camp Vargas Assets

Time to learn about Rook’s UM

NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z KAI

Planning a Route | A Helpful Presentation | Overblot Explanation

For what reason did we have to do that little animation

Girl that coulda been an email

What Disney thing is this villa transporter thing from

Wait wait wait wait

HE’S GOT TO BE RICH

Back to the boys

Vil is not please with the attire

Oh girl no

We are not about to go through each of them

Oh Honey is pissed

Oh girl a video

I’m already not paying attention

I had to kinda pay attention because I couldn’t pause it :(

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You know good and well woulda taken that seriously

Especially with what Leona said

The bigass Not Heartless

So…Grim could actually be a fucking Phantom…

Alright

YOU KNOW

HIM EATTING THE FUCKING BLOT STONES MAKES A LOT TO SENSE

SO THAT BRINGS ME BACK TO THE WHOLE

WHO’S FUCKING RIBBON IS THAT ACTUALLY

They really said

“Here you go, Alie! Some info to use for your Grimsonas!”

WAIT

BROOOOOO

WHAT IF GRIM WAS YUU’S PHANTOM

AND THE REASON WHY YUU HAS NO MAGIC IS BECAUSE GRIM “ATE” IT ALL

AND THAT’S WHY HE WOKE UP ALONE WITH THAT RIBBON

BECAUSE THAT WAS YUU’S

AND THAT’S WHY HE WANTED TO GO TO NRC

BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE YUU WAS

So who the fuck is the snitch…

Is it fucking Crowley

Is he the fucking snitch

Contract Negotiation | VR Simulation | Virtual Aggression | Analysis Session

Oh lawd here comes Azul

Oh lawd here comes his specialty

Reading contracts

I mean Leona I feel like you could scrap no magic, but that armored guard is in the room

And Ortho

Who will fucking kill you

Leona ain’t reading shit

I feel like Jamil is skimming

Because there are three people at the table who will read the whole thing top to bottom and say something if it needs to be said

…

At the end of Black History Month…

Separate the whites from the colors…

This is a joke.

…

Is this not just COM

I just barely won that wtf

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What the hell

Vil what the fuck

How did y’all bitches just forget that y’all are in a simulation

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So Riddle’s a glass house

Whew Azul is not suited for Mage role

Kinda more so what they have Tidus run in the beginning on regular sphere grid (Using this as an example because I’m currently playing through FFXHD)

Hmmmm Vil’s is interesting

Mutual Concern | An Expected Turn | Data to Discern

I wonder how Leona and Jamil’s results are gonna look like

WHEW IF I DIDN’T KILL ORTHO ON THAT TURN I WOULDA BEEN DEAD MESELF

SKKSKSSKSK

AND THAT’S WHY LEONA SAID NOTHING AND JAMIL APOLOGIZED

Hold on, I must remind myself who is Honey

ALHAITHAM?? (ion even have my dub on JP lol)

IRA KINGDOM HEARTS????

CYRUS ALBRIGHT???

BARBIE IN THE PINK SHOES????

I GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOOO

God you really gotta be making the correct choices on this

Not even a match up is enough, you gotta be getting weaknesses

…Oops let’s run that one again

There we go

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Okay time for the results!

Listen

Jamil is Kalim’s retainer

Enough said there

That’s my Honey!

That’s Jamil for you!

Like tbh Idia

Yeah if this game was an RPG, I’d fucking play it

Hello?

River of what?

HELLO???

I’m sorry— what in the Naminé Kingdom Hearts did you just say to me?

All Alone | Waters Unknown | Attack in the Base | A Mysterious Case

I’m coming for you lil bro!

IT’S OKAY YOU DIDN’T KNOW BABY BOY

YES YOU ARE

I’M COMING TO GET YOU

I’m deadass about to start crying

GRIM

STOP

IF YOU CRY, I CRY

Who the fuck are your siblings

Also if the clan is really all that big

My Rook, Trey, Sebek cousin’s crack theory may be onto something lol

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WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THERE 5 OF THEM

Oh wait there’s five of me

Nevermind

I wonder…

Oh okay

I thought they would count it as a loss if I won the battle

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Now y’all know good and well I woulda went down like

“They fucken got me”

…GIRL WHY IS THE OCEAN SCREAMING

GOT MY ASS

GIRL

IM BOUT TO GO SEE MICHEAL

AT A TIME LIKE THIS???

Oh girl I’m seeing Meg

Olympus but underwater

Cool

A Mind Boggling Story | Uncharted Territory | A Sense of Satisfaction

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“Me and the boys looking for classmates”

NO IDIA WE’RE LOOKING FOR

BEANS

We truly are on some goofy games here

I just wanna see Grim

Okay don’t knock on the power of friendship Idia

That’s how Sora fucked up Xigbar

Or should I call him by his actual name

Oh?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I WANT ONE NOW

So the Island of Woe and Kingdom of Heroes are connected

…

Tied to the darkness

Hello?

There are what?

HELLO?????

Y’ALL BITCHES ARE JUST DROPPING IT HERE

Rook was ready to commit kill

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Rook really like

“I wasn’t being a good enough stan. I need to be more toxic!”

Is Kingdom Hearts on the game list?

DON’T BULLY HIM

YOU KNOW

WHAT IF

WHAT IF CROWLEY WAS CALLING GRIM OUR FAMILIAR FROM THE START

BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY WAS OUR FAMILIAR

ONCE UPON A TIME

ONCE UPON A DREAM MAYHAPS

A State of Inaction | Extra Demands | Impromptu Plans

HUH

A THOUSAND YEARS YOU SAY

AS IF

I DON’T KNOW

A MFKER WHO COULD PUT PEOPLE TO SLEEP FOR A THOUSAND YEARS COULD CAST IT

HUH

It’s probably a Blessing then…

Huh so the Titans were the OG titans

Sidenote: Crazy how this and KH is like

“OLYMPUS IS VERY IMPORTANT”

Mfker didn’t even show up in DDD but you best believe the ost did

One song, one scene

…oh

That’s why Idia is like this

…

What happened to Ortho when you left…

Don’t worry, Idia.

People die and Yuna dances.

Oh god here they go

He looks so fucking tired

What’s Elysium?

Oop

Who dat?

|||

THAT’S JUST FUCKING CUBES

ITS JUST KINGDOM HEARTS

God if you’re not already a fan of Kingdom Hearts, you really should get on that

10,000?????

…

So some of them have been in containment for over 1,000 years but haven’t faded at all, huh?

This mfker is already asleep

Its fine if the baby suggests it

Anyway! I’m all caught!

I’ll see you all at the end of March!

CUZ AS I WAS DOING THIS THEY FUCKING DROPPED THE MARCH LIST

FUCKING LEONA TSUM TSUM BEFORE FAIRY GALA LEONA

IM GONNA DIE

AND THEN BOOK 6 AT THE END OF MARCH

I STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH GENSHIN 3.5 WHICH UPDATED TODAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#waffle plays #waffle plays twst #twst book 6 #twst the watchmen of the underworld

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julie-su · 2 years

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AWRIGHT, you've all asked your Sonic ships, it's time for the answer... To avoid turning up in tags, I'm avoiding using ship names ^^

Sonic x Shadow - Meh. I don't really feel either way for this one. My sister loves it, though. 3/10 Sonic x Amy - Nnnah. I kind of see this one as something that.. Shouldn't happen? I think it's one where Amy thinks she knows what she wants, but if they were to date, they'd find that they're not too compatible. 0/10 Blaze x Silver - Hard no from me. I actually have the ship tags blocked, HA. I grew up being a Silver fan, whilst my lil brother was a Blaze fan, and we roleplayed them so much, that I just - ICK. Gross. I think this is the only ship that isn't inherently objectionable, that I just don't like. -10000/10 Sticks x Tails - Sure ^w^ it's not really one I think of, but I've seen art of this one from my friends, I think it's sweet. Not my cup of tea though. 4/10

(oh lawd, it keeps goin' past here)

Gadget/Buddy/Av x Infinite - This ship exists for me to insert myself in the shoes of Gadget. Thank you kindly, that's me and I can fix Infinite. I can make him worse. I can be his little meowmeow, his silly little rabbit. yoink. 10000/10 Tangle x Whisper - I ask whoever asked me this, who doesn't want these two to get together?! The comfort that Whisper finds in Tangle, and vice versa - Ahhh <3 <3 <3 100000000/10 Bunnie x Antoine - Ack-- I'm glad to see people still ship thet XD Yes, good. Go for it. 8/10 Julie-Su x Vector - I would genuinely love to study whoever sent this one in. Where did you come from? How did you get here? I must admit, I haven't taken to the comics side of the fandom in years - is this not a rarepair? Is this popular? I'm intrigued. ?/10 Tails x Cosmo - Awwwwww. I actually still have my old forum siggy for this one.

... 8/10.

That's all for now ^w^

#-looking at this post- yuh yeah yah

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stack-of-all-trades · 3 years

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It’s one in the morning and I can’t breathe

#outlast #red barrels #miles upshur #video game glitches #oh lawd he goin

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dailyroji · 5 years

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#muhyo and roji #muhyo and roji's bureau of supernatural investigation #muhyo to rouji no mahouritsu soudan jimusho #roji kusano #manga #chapter 27 #oh lawd he goin

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j6piter · 2 years

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Womanizer

guapo's speaking — thanks everyone for 500 followers, i really appreciate it <3

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ight so armin as a fuckboy... i wouldn't say he's those type of fuckboys that are cocky and rude — armin is the most friendly ass nigga you'd ever meet and you won't even know he's a fuckboy until everyone warning you. you'd be so confused onto why armin's a fuckboy because cuh don't look like he be fucking... SWEETHEART he doooo be fucking but on the low, of course.

once you start getting close to him, that's when he'll start getting touchy and the tension gets all hot. he'll make the first move on you and tells you what you want him to do. headgame? strong as shit. toes curling, fingers gripping his hair, and his tongue licking and sucking all over clit while fingering you at the same time. strokegame? will have yo ass squirting, creaming, and wanting to go rounds after rounds — call that dickquil bcs the amount of times you'd pass out.

but let's be real... armin maybe be one sweet and nice and gentle— cuh will dead text you to check up on you and once you text back, it'll take 3-4 business days for him to send one simple ass text:

you: i'm doing good, how are you?

*3 days later*

him: fine

like damn mf, you over here fucking bitches that long to send that luh ass shit. i'm making myself laugh because cuh is also the type to make girls cry by being brutally honest or move on to the next girl right in front of you but guess what though, once you stopped fucking with him and return the same energy to him by texting dryly and take business days to tb — mf will be on yoooo assssss:

him: i enjoyed today (:

*3 days later*

you: glad i could help

him: ??? why you being so dry whats wrong with you

him: also where have you been?

and once you keep going, he'll start getting triggered and fed up:

him: i know you see my message y/n.

him: over here posting on your ig but can't lift up yo thumb to tb 🤨

you: you ain't my nigga

him: 😃

ooooo biiitch, lowkey wanna make this into a fic but yuh man and also fuckboy!armin would slowly stop fucking with girls just so yo ass can be one of them. armin thinks he has control over you but you know better and thats why he's gonna look dumb chasing and feening after you just so you can FEEN over his septic dick again. bye, you ain't goin do that and you already move on him from him but that's when fuckboy! armin will start getting possessive and a luh bit toxic.

armin dead will see you across the room in a party talking to some guy that keeps putting his arm around you. armin will purposely drags you away from the guy just so armin can lie saying "what you doing later tonight?" like ??? then you'd walk away from him because you're not his "hoe" anymore. this mf be getting bored with the females he be with or just get annoyed from playing this game you're doing to him.

i let out a ugly laugh bcs he gets all mad & get in his feelings when you don't fw him like that anymore... yeah bcs he a friendly hoe that you don't wanna be on that dick of his anymore😐. you'd probably mess w/ his bestfriend ( eren/connie ) right... oh lawd this nigga armin finna be jealoooous:

armin: why u out here messing with my homeboy? you tryna make me jealous?

you: nigga what? aint u got like three hunnid bitches you like and keep fucking? go and mess with them

armin: i'm messing with u rn aren't i?

you: 😐

ight ight but yeah that's just like a blurb of mine and i had read this hc of him being a fuckboy & i hadda say sum about it.

𝐝𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬™

#fuckboy armin looking really sexc #maybe him being toxic is sexier ion know #THE WAY IM LAUGHING IS SO PETTY BCS I KNOW I WOULD MAKE THIS NIGGS MAD ASL #black reader #aot #aot x black reader #attack on titan x black!reader #shingeki no kyojin #arminxblackgirl #armin arlert x black reader #armin arlert #armin <3 #armin headcanons #armin attack on titan #armin x y/n #armin x reader #armin x black y/n #armin x black!reader #armin drabble

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sirthisisa-wendys · 3 years

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Uhmm how about alpha! Toji unpurposely sniffed omega! Reader's heat bcs its mating season

Thank you ❤

Oh LAWD; not Toji in the club! Well, damn; if you can't go to Bella Noche', then WHERE THE HELL could you GO?

Spontaneous Combustion: Alpha!Toji Fushiguro x Omega!Fem!Reader

wc: 760

tw: NSFW

masterlist

You had forgotten about your heat cycle entirely.

It was always irregular, but as soon as you saw the eyes of the other men in the club shift towards you in unison, you knew it started right then and there.

"Hey," your friend whispers, drawing your attention to her small frame. "Maybe we should go..."

"Uh... yeah. I agree." As you walk to the exit of the club, you feel a hand on your wrist, pulling you to a stop in front of the doors.

"Where you goin', little one?" That voice. You would know that voice in a crowd.

"Home," you answer, turning to face Toji Fushiguro, an alpha in your pack.

"I don't think so." he purrs, pulling you against his chest. When you catch his scent, every part of you lights up, and you instantly feel the need to be satisfied.

"I really need to go home," you reply, but you make no move to be parted from his grip or his scent. Toji closes his green eyes, inhaling deeply, then whispering:

"Then take me with you, sweetheart." You shudder with pleasure at the pet name, but your friend notices your gaze and clears her throat.

"Sorry, Toji. She said she wants to go home." Toji looks over to your friend and raises his lip in disgust, rolling his eyes over her figure.

"Was I talking to you?" The growl in his voice is enough to make your friend back up and remember her place as an Omega. "Go on and leave, I'll be taking her home tonight." Your friend throws you a wary glance, but she walks away anyway, muttering,

"See you at home, y/n."

Toji drags you to his vehicle, a flashy two-seater that probably cost him more than you made working at the local boutique in a year. During the drive, his hands find your exposed leg and dance along your skin, stoking the flames inside of you until you couldn't take it any longer. Toji doesn't even have a chance to park the car when your lips crash into his, and he rolls up the edges of your sweater dress, hands resting on your ass as you climb into the driver's seat.

"Fuck me," you hiss into his mouth, and he chuckles darkly, the erection growing in his pants as you fumble with his belt.

"What else was I supposed to do; tell you a bedtime story?" He slides your underwear to the side and slides his fingers through your slick, inserting a single digit, then another before pumping them in and out of you easily. You moan and toss your head back, feeling the need subside, but only slightly. "Feels good?"

"Yes," you reply, biting your lip as they move inside of you, stroking your core without mercy. He snatches the fingers out of you, smacks your ass, and hisses:

"Yes, what?"

"Yes, alpha," you whine.

"Good girl..." Toji places his lips on your neck and trails them to your collarbone, tormenting you while you grind on the outline of his hardened cock. "Gonna stain my pants, sweetheart." You don't care, though; you just need some form of release to help you relieve the ache in your stomach.

"Please, Toji," you beg. "Please fuck me." He shifts his pants down to his ankles and sits the driver's seat all the way back, letting you nestle onto his length. Toji groans and grips your ass cheek with one hand, the other angling your chest so it presses onto his.

And then he begins to fuck you.

It's so fevered and relentless that you have to grip the back of the seat to keep from bouncing everywhere, but the sounds of your squelching cunt and his hips smacking into yours drive you wild with desire. As you feel his knot growing within in your cunt, your moans get louder and more obscene.

"Damn, baby, if I knew I could've made you sound like this, I would've fucked you a long time ago..." he mumbles, eyes glazing over as you begin to shake furiously.

"I'm gonna... cum..." you gasp, and Toji groans, his knot now fully engorged and locked inside of you.

"Fuck, I'm right behind you." You cry out in ecstasy, and Toji pumps inside of you three times, letting himself go when your walls clench around him rhythmically. When all is said and done, you lay on top of the alpha, fully spent, and he ghosts a hand over your curls slowly. "Come on, I've got a nice bed that's calling our names."

#toji fushiguro #toji x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk toji #toji smut #jjk smut #omegaverse

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lxstfulbeans · 3 years

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JUST CURIOUS OR NOOOOT....if you’re open or not, that’s cool~....

*slides a hundred your way*

I must know, what would it be like for Levi, Erwin, and lastly HANGE *clears throat* to be with a Black S/O, but here’s the catch. They’re the only black person behind the wall..well atleast what’s his name comes around..

Also, Drink plenty of water, stay hydrated, sleep well, relax, breathe, happy Valentine’s Day ❤️

Aight I gotchu babes, lemme get that hunnid up outcha 😏. And thank you so much 🥺 same to you!!

I feel like I gave more to Erwin and Hange than Levi, but I love these three equally 😭✋🏽. But, hope you enjoy this!

Headcanons: what it’s like with the only black s/o behind the walls.

Levi Ackerman:

When he first met you, he’s like “what in the fuck-“

He never meant it in bad way, oh no ma’am. It’s just that NO ONE has ever seen anyone like you before, let alone thought there were people of a different race.

But knowing Levi, and seeing his resting bitch face.. how could you ever know 💀.

My guy literally lived in the UNDERGROUND, on some “City of Ember” type shit, and has never seen someone like you before.

When you decided to join the Survery Corps. then eventually choosing the Scouts after being top of your class. He took it as an opportunity to observe you (well, him and like twenty, thirty other people 💀), whenever y’all sat and talked about expedition plans with Hange and the Commander, he enjoyed listening to you speak your mind and blast your opinions.

And don’t get me started on how strong and open-minded you are.

Eventually, he’ll start catching feelings. He’ll talk to you more, occasionally praise you for a job well done more than he’s done ANYONE else. He’ll even fucking compliment you and pick up on little things you’ve done.

Of course, when the other brats get outta hand when it comes to awful flirting and tryna see what that thang do. He shuts that shit down before it can even start.

“Oi. Get the fuck outta here before I use you as live bait for the Titans.”

Best believe they skedaddled.

He asks if you’re okay, and to tell him that if anyone else makes you uncomfortable like that again so he could properly whoop they ass.

Y’all get to talking and.. somehow talk most of the day away.

When he heard you laugh, he was struck. His heart pounding, though he couldn’t help but feel a smile tug at his lips.

Then, he asks you to be his. Which you accept with pride.

He’s always there to help you with wash days if you need it. He loves helping you, even if he doesn’t really show it.

Oh, and that discrimination shit? Y’all can cut that shit out right now cuz Levi don’t play.

Teamwork makes the dream work when it comes to cleaning. He’s impressed at how much better you are at it than he others.

Oh and your COOKING babyyy

He be stingy with it for sure. He was big mad when everybody else wanted some, at least you saved some pie for him.

And y’all are partners in fucking crime. Y’all be bodying Titans left and right bruh. Don’t nobody want the smoke.

Erwin Smith:

Oh my lawd, why is he so fine and RESPECTFUL 😔✊🏽.

Okay, okay this ain’t about me rn heheh.

Honestly, he’ll be flabbergasted to be in your presence. He’s never seen someone of a different race before, he wondered were there more of you on the outside?

When he saw you the first time on the return from another expedition outside the walls. His eyes met you and he was just.. amazed. He was sure that he wasn’t seeing things but, he had to see you again.

When he couldn’t find you, he had to come to the conclusion that you were a hallucination. I mean, he was exhausted, sleep deprived, and hungry.

But, eventually he found you by yourself at the bridge. He was amazed at how the morning sun made you glow, reflecting off of your brown skin.

When you caught him staring, he choked on his words as he rambled with apologies. This made you smile, inviting him to sit and enjoy the morning with you.

Y’all started talking and you just.. clicked. When he heard your laugh for the first time, he had it bad.

He tried visiting you as much as he could, even if it was only a simple “hello, how are you?” or the slightest of small talk.

When the Walls were invaded, you were helpless. No one bothered to help you, either saving their own asses or being eaten alive. You couldn’t count the times where you were so close to meeting death. You refused to become a victim and have fear control you.

When you joined the Scouts, he was shocked to you standing here before him. Your fist over your heart as you announce yourself. He never thought you would be here about to risk your life everyday.

But, he saw that fire in your eyes and smiled.

He couldn’t guarantee your safety but would do everything in his power to make sure nothing happens to you.

He’s a busy man. No matter how much he wanted to, he couldn’t sit and talk with you all of the time. If you were lucky, he’d send a smile or even a wink your way.

Though, he’s often caught you by yourself again, watching the sunset or gazing into the night sky. The way you skin would glow made him look back on old times.

He sits with you, talking the night away and making you smile again.

Overtime, you eventually get closer. When you originally closed yourself of because of the events of “That Day”, but opened up more and more when you both were together.

Whenever somebody tries to snitch on you to him, you’re literally not phased by this shit.

“Tell him then, I don’t give no fuck! Matter of fact, I’ll tell him for you!”

He honestly adores how you don’t take shit from anybody, but he lets you get away with a little bit of things. He won’t reprimand you but will give you a slap on the wrist if you went too far with something.

Whenever he says something unintentionally funny, you just crack up laughing. Like, you are wheezing so silently and rolling on the floor in tears. He couldn’t help but chuckle and shake his head at how silly you were.

He adored everything about you. Your laugh, how your skin glows in the light, your captivating smile, and how you weren’t playing games with nobody.

This time, he realizes his growing feelings for you.

Eventually, he confesses his feelings to you. Like this man is poetic as hell, he’s listing off everything he loves about you, even the little things made his heart soar. You were honestly shocked that your Commander felt this way about you.. but you couldn’t lie and say you didn’t feel the same.

After y’all get boo’d up, you’re basically a power couple.

Somebody got one time to talk shit about you, on god he is on them like white on rice.

“If you say one more word about them, I will personally make sure that on the next expedition, I will leave you behind...”

Ah, don’t you just love it when it he gets serious and protective?

And both y’all side-eye the fuck outta people when they don’t rub you the right way.

Wash days? He’s all for it. Once he sees your arms drooping, clearly worn out from washing your hair, he’ll happily roll up his sleeves and get up in there.

Bruh, have you seen his hands?? You KNOW his massages are bomb af, like you damn near fall asleep everytime he massages and scratches your scalp.

Don’t get him started on your cooking, he’d do anything for it. He gets so happy when you save extra plates for him to eat later.

When push comes to shove and everyone’s losing their shit, you have to be strong. Erwin’s always motivated you and inspired you, if humanity had any chance to survive, you had to show it.

“Y’all need to get yo shit together PERIODT! It’s okay to be scared, but we won’t make it out of this if you keep actin’ like this! Y’all signed up to protect humanity right?! Well, show these Titans who they fuckin’ with!”

After hearing that.. he wanted to marry you.

(bonus: let’s say that he’s alive 💀 cuz I literally cried when he got clapped like how-)

When you were finally able to go outside the walls without any fear of the Titans, you felt free.

When you came across the ocean, he couldn’t take his eye off of how amazed you looked at the clear blue waters, the sun making it shine towards its horizon.

“It’s everything Cadet Arlelt said, right? Where there’s an ocean.. there’s other lands, eventually other enemies.”

“I know. We made it this far, it’s only right that we keep goin’.”

Hange Zoë:

Hange can GET IT MM- 🤧 they are literally so fine.

oh, and it’s kinda canon that they’re non-binary so 😃.

This’ll be after you first join the Scouts and baby they was on you like white on rice INSTANTLY.

They’ve never seen anyone like you before. It was almost forbidden to learn or talk about anything beyond the walls, were there more of you?? Where did you come from?

Though, they’re outta pocket questions and lack of knowledge of something called, “personal space” kinda made you nervous so they brought down a couple notches.

When they got to know you more, they were just ecstatic to see you.

When Hange caught you alone, basking in the warm embrace of the sun, they couldn’t take the throbbing of their heart as your dark skin was shining.

When you eventually start dating, they had no problem putting folks in their place when they try you.

“Alright, I see that you have quite a lot to say about my s/o! I bet you won’t be spouting a word when you come face to face with Titan. I’ll happily let you see them up close..”

They’d absolutely kill for your cooking. Deadass. If they’re not the first and last one to get a plate, they’ll be big mad for a hot minute.

I’m sure they observe you a lot, especially when it comes to your routines and how you try your best not to smell like a hunnid cans of bounce dat ass 💀. So when wash day comes and you’re kinda tired after training, they’ll happily wash your hair for you.

They’ll praise you for all the hard work you’ve done, giving you little forehead kisses, massaging and giving light scratches to your scalp.

OOH WEE- you are in absolute heaven with them.

Both of y’all share that chaotic energy, bugging the hell outta Levi when you get the chance.

When it comes to fighting Titans, y’all don’t play! When it’s time to put the moves on ‘em you do it!

- - END SCENE - -

#poc writers #anime headcanons #black reader #attack on titan #aot x black!reader #anime x black!reader #poc reader #erwin headcanons #hange headcanons #levi headcanons #attack on titan headcanons

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mothmyk · 2 years

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oh lawd he's goin holy shit hes on his way holy shit woah holy shit holy woah

#abner krill

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equestriagirl16 · 3 years

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Songs bnha bois and their s/o would listen to that’d get yall in the mood~

Note: these songs don’t have to be character specific, in fact these are more general song recs. I just kinda listed them in association to the drabbles. I honestly imagine different bois with the different songs all the time so the same can go for y’all😂.

Sero Hanta-🩹

Lotttttttta Chris Brown. Def stuf in the R&B/electro dance realm, Trust. My boi Hanta is flavored mkay. He wants the vibes to be at a maximum, yall bumpin but it’s still soooo intimate. Nah but this particular time yall probably break out dancing in the kitchen listening to somethin like Coño. Now imagine with me JUST LISTEN- you winnin to the “bomb bomb bomb bomb” part, he pulls you in with his tape holds your face with one hand and moves your head to the lyrics. “Right” then “Left” has you look directly into his eyes “Drip” and he makes both your bodies roll. “Coño” and he controls your hips while you both two step to the beat. That lil two step turns into grindin real quick. You good though, you’re dealing with the master of catchin it after all. Lawd PLS-the body rolls, he’s so tall too just the full waves he makes while his abs are flexing I-🥵. The type to either cover his face or hold your waist or any piece of clothing your wearing to make sure you ain’t goin NO WHERE. Just makes it his mission to have you feel absolutely everything he has to offer🤌. From his hands, his hips, to his...well ya kno. He’d adlib and hype you up so much to the point where you are just glowing with confidence and he LOVES to see it. Eventually he just holds your body close to his, take this opportunity to make a move maybe grind more kiss him whisper somethin nasty. You are being TOSSED into bed before you can even blink. Dw he brought the speaker, this party’s goin all night.

Songs recs: Indigo, No Guidance, Often by sicksick, Tempo, Coño, Imitadora(these last two are so basic I’m sorry I need to listen to more Hispanic music, I am also open for recs😅)

Katsuki Bakugou-💥

Fuckin, that ONE part in Streets is his favorite. Katsuki’s more so someone who likes the beat and vibe and don’t rly care about the words. But he likes seeing you rap the lyrics in the car with complete confidence. Just feelin yourself in the passengers seat next to him. He’s smirking hard glancing at you every now and then trying his hardest not to crash. That don’t mean you won’t act like a lil sh!t and tease tf out of him tho👀, trailing your hands down your body. Rollin and air fuckin with the snarkiest look on your face. You hear him mumble somethin before pulling up in the drive way and yanking you out the car. Next thing you know your up against a wall and you squeak lookin up at him while he smiles at you. He asks you where all your confidence went before asking your Alexa or something to play the song again.

Song recs: Streets, Birthday sex, Skin

Denki Kaminari-⚡️

Denki isn’t someone that takes a lot to get into the mood. By that I mean he’s just an enthusiastic boi😂. A good bit of nasty lyrics and he is all yours. He’s definitely someone that favors lyrics in that case, the verbal cues are what rly rile him up. Y’all are probably in your house playin games in the living room while you let your playlist go, you kinda forgot what songs you got on there. Definitely somethin like Slow Down by Chase Atlantic comes on and y’all are shmovin’. You both full on sing the chorus to each other alternating, and coming closer together. Each word coming out with more and more lust, while you climb on top of him. When the last set of words leave your mouth slowly, you stare into his eyes and his face is BEET red. But he still smiles and grabs your waist, flipping you both over. Oh how the turn tables~. He turns up the volume on the speaker and tries to reenact the song with you in the most painstakingly hottest way possible.

Song recs: Slow Down, Swim, 34+35, ...Extraterrestrial😂

Izuku Midoriya-🥦

Oh Izuku my sweet boi, my sweet sweet..not as innocent as we think boi. He’s on the more intimate and romantic side of things tho, he doesn’t rly need smexy lyrics to get in the mood but they are an added bonus. He just needs his beauty and the beat (yes I made that reference). Your probably in the kitchen by yourself cleaning and singing to some Ella Mai. Boi gets star struck by you constantly so he’s adopted the habit of just staring at you when you’re in your element. It’s not the greatest habit tho since more often than not he’s so quiet that it scares the sh!t outta you when you finally notice him, and he just apologizes like crazy. He wants to make up for it by dancin with you, he got GUD over the years and he’s pretty decent with his hip and rhythm game. It’s just the right amount of sweetness that it melds into intimacy that has you both melting. Extra points of you keep singing to him. And when you look into each other’s eyes, I ain’t never seen two love sick puppies in the same room like that. The aura is intoxicating, whatever’s happens after that just feels so natural and euphoric it’s bliss🥰.

Song recs: Trip, Boo’d up, Sin city(his lightskin ass would😂)

Kirishima Eijirou-🪨

Kiripima is nooooot picky, no way no how. Sexy lyrics, cool. Bumpin beat, great. You feelin yourself, OOOOOH-Thats my sh!t right there!! I wanna say y’all are coolin down after a work out in your bedroom. You kno how after you after some good physical exertion the adrenaline is just at a high and having something to provide good vibes just adds onto it and makes you feel like your floating. That’s basically what’s happening at this point in time when somethin like 2 on starts to play on the speakers. Your laying flat on the bed while he’s sitting in a chair on his phone, you start singing and moving your body in place. He looks up at you with a toothy grin and decides to start recording you. He hypes you up while standing to walk over to you without you noticing. Before you know it your putting on a full performance from the bed. When the songs done you feel a dip in the side of the bed, you see him towering over you smiling with the phone covering his face. He tells you that was some show you put on but now...it’s his turn. When the next song comes on he decides to give you a more one on one concert.

Song recs: 2 on, The Take, Wap w/gunboikaz addition, Lights Down Low slowed version

@vilbabywrites cause it’s been a minute✌️

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