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Okay just me thinking about that hilarious post I just reblogged. Credit to @purplesong1028 that ‘gets a dick pic’ meme is hilarious! I hope it’s okay to fangirl over it (original post) if not, I’m sorry and I’ll take this down.
Part two
I really need to prep for bed but…I’m just having fun with these and they aren’t really edited. Again this is just inspired by their post and out of fun. You know the show, you know the general warnings. 💕 Arte
Below is Ramón, Pacho, Isabella, Benjamin & Rafa
Ramón
You were playing video games with Ramón when his phone dinged. At first, he ignored it. It wasn’t until the third time that he picked it up. You watched as a look of annoyance quickly turned to pure amusement.
“What is it?” You asked.
Ramón hopped off the bed and quickly unbuckled his pants. Before you could ask what he was doing, he smiled at you wildly, then grabbed his phone with his other hand,
“I’m gonna send one back!”
Pacho
“You make the best martinis.” You said as you finished off your drink. You weren’t really a Martini person, but Pacho has the magic touch. The look he shot you in response is a clear, yeah I know.
Pacho stands and gathers the glasses for a refill. When he reaches the counter his phone buzzes. Pulling it out of his pockets, he stills as he looks at the screen. From his smile alone, you know whatever he’s looking at is amusing.
Pacho frees up both his hands then types, “send another one.”
Isabella
After a fun night out, you and a few others end up at some guys party. He’s someone Isabella knows and gives you all VIP treatment.
As you chill on the long couch, Isabella phone goes off. Not that you were being nosey, but you were sitting right next to her. So when she pulls up the screen and a very clear dick pick is starting at you, you nearly spit your drink out.
Isabella laughs, then looks at you. You know that look. She’s up to something.
She calls one of the guys over whose been drooling over her since you arrived. Barely holding back a laugh, she stands and pulls up her camera,
She looks the guy right in the eyes and says, “Drop your pants.”
Benjamin aka my sweet Min
Sinking into the office chair, Min pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. He’s tired. It’s been a long ass day. And all he wants is to get home to his wife and little girl.
Swiveling in the chair, he can see the crew downstairs, and ‘Mons cackle reaches the office. Benjamin narrow the blinds a little more then returns to the desk. Just as he reaches for a stack of papers, his phone buzzes in his pocket.
At first he smiles, maybe it’s a cute picture of his daughter, his wife likes to send those. But once he pulls the photo up, his smile drops to a frown.
A look of total disgust morphs his expression and Benjamin promptly deletes the photo and blocks the number.
“What the fuck?” He stands and rests his hands on his hips.
That’s it. He’s had enough for the day.
Rafa
When you arrived, Rafa had just finished watching Scarface, again. But you weren’t going to bust his bubble. At the sight of you, he jumped up to his feet and gave you the biggest hug.
Tonight you’re going dancing, and after a long work week, you’re really looking forward to it. A night out with Rafa is exactly what you need.
With one arm around your shoulders, he excitingly tells you about his newest strain and insists you try it before going out.
Before he can go on any further, his phone buzzes. Rafa steps away to get it the quickly joins your side. The moment he pulls up the screen he erupts on laughter.
Rafa immediately shows you the picture as he curls over with laughter.
“I gotta post this - “ he straightens up and pulls up his Instagram.
“Rafa I don’t think that a -“ you try to warn through your laughter.
“Done!” He showed you the phone.
He posted it.
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This is a narcos-only Sideblog for @artemiseamoon
Part one
Thank you 😄 inspo credit to @purplesong1028 (original post). These are not really edited rambles. You know the show you know the warnings. All for fun. Enjoy!
This round: Maria, Cochiloco (ft. Chapo and Güero Palma), Steve Murphy (ft Javi) and my addition of Yessica
Maria aka my Queen
After putting the gifts in the car, Maria shut the truck and made her way to the front. Though she has people who can take care of tasks like this, she’s always been independent and prefers to do things herself. Except for the nights she likes to read in silence, then she prefers things to be brought to her.
With the holidays around the corner, she wanted to make sure she had the perfect gifts for her kids. And seeing the smiles on their faces as they open these up, is going to be well worth the long drive to this specific toy shop.
Just as Maria enters the car, her phone buzzes. Taking it out of her purse, unlocks her phone and stares at it with raised brows.
It’s a dick pic.
Maria take a closer look and shakes her head disapprovingly.
Definitely a dick pic.
Maria clears her throat and pressed hard on the number. The option to call pops up, she does.
It rings one, twice. Then a third time. When the person picks up, she goes off before they get a chance to speak -
She ends her thorough verbal assault with six words, spitting them out like venom, “YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!”
Maria hangs up the phone.
Cochiloco
Ft. Chapo and Güero Palma
Being an assistant at Güeros office meant you saw a lot of funny things, between Cochi and Chapo, you were guaranteed a good laugh at least once a day. You’ve grown used to coming in, start of the day, and stumbling upon a joke.
So when you round the corner and hear their cacking, you know you’re in for something good. Then you enter the office and stop dead in your tracks. You feel your eyes grow wide and you nearly drop your coffee.
“What is that?!” You tilt your head slight, trying to decipher what you’re looking at. Then it hits you, it is that, it’s that blown up to small poster size.
Barely keeping it together, Cochi and Chapo curl over with laughter.
Cochi walks over to you, still laughing, “some son of a bitch sent me a dick pick so -“ more laughing “I posted it then printed it out-“ he howls louder and grabs his stomach
Chapo falls out of his chair.
Cochi points to him, “and this - “ still laughing , “sent one back!”
You shake your head and glance at Chapo, then Cochi.
“Whyyyy would you do that?” You turn your back to the giant dick staring at you.
“Because it’s funny!” Chapo and Cochi say at the same time.
Then the door opens. You catch the brief closed mouthed smile on Gueros lips as he enters. You also watch it drop.
“What the fuck?”
His response makes them laugh even harder and you start to laugh too.
Guero is too tired for this shit. Everything with Miguel and the plazas is stressing him out, and they’re here doing this?
He goes up to the wall, tears it down, then goes over to his desk. He sighs and wishes he was home with Lupe and the kids. Thinking of them alone, brings a smile back to his face.
Cochi kicks the crumpled paper over to Chapo, he’s hiding his laughter behind his arm. Chapo picks it up and puts it in the drawer.
You know them well enough to know, they’re definitely keeping it.
Steve
(Ft Javi)
Steve closes his eyes. It’s been a long day. He’s going to have fucking nightmares about paperwork. He’s going stir crazy in this office and needs some action soon.
Opening then again, he glimpses at the window, the moon is out and it must be about 7 o’clock now. He pours a glass of whiskey and sits back in the chair.
When his phone buzzes, he expects to see a text from Connie, but that’s not what he gets. It’s a text from an unknown number, a fully erect cock staring right at him.
“What the fuck?” Steve drops his phone on the desk and pushes it away from him.
Steve stares at the phone, then picks it up again. He types, “You should be ashamed of yourself.” Then presses send.
“Asshole.” Steve picks up his glass, takes a huge gulp, then gets back to the paperwork.
Javi walks in five minutes later with a fresh pack of cigarettes and some street food in a brown paper bag.
Steve sits up, “Fuck you Javi.”
“What did I do?” Javi looks at him innocently and puts the bag down.
Steve gets up and shows him the pic.
Javi snickers, “you think that’s me?”
“Isn’t it?”
“I’m offended. I thought we were friends.”
Steve looks at it again, “who the fuck would send me a dick pic then?”
“Better question, why’d you keep it?” Javi raised a brow , leaned against the desk and lit a cigarette
Steve flips him off then deletes the pic.
Javi chuckled, bringing the cigarette to his lips, “if you want to see mine -“
Steve walks out of the room.
Yessica
I adore her so added her in…
Zipping the dress closed, Yessica turns and looks in the mirror. She was playing for someone important tonight, the manager made sure to drive that home to everyone.
It would be a long night, but as long ad it paid well, it’s fine. Yessica finished the final touches of her outfit then grabs her purse.
She heads to the counter to get her phone when it starts to buzz. She slides the screen and opens the text.
Yessica snickers, then raised her brows.
Well, if this is a sign, tonight’s going to be interesting
She puts her purse down and replies,
“I’ve seen better.”
Three dots immediately pop up, vanish, pop up again then vanish.
Yessica chuckles then writes, “hey, maybe it’s cold out? Try again later?”
Three dots pop up, then vanish.
Yessica types another message, “heres a tip, don’t take it fresh out the shower.”
She presses send.
‘Not delivered’ pops up under her message.
“Guess I hurt his feelings .”
Yessica puts her phone in her purse, grabbed her keys, and heads out for the night.
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