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Nuwa and Shohei are so t4t bi4bi . they're like team rocket but goth. do you understand
Please say Yakumo next time. i forgot he has a full name and was here for 2 hours thinking you meant Narumi DSRK. i get it though they kinda look like every t4t bi4bi m/f couple ever
#smtv#nuwa#shohei yakumo#<- DID NOT KNOW THAT WAS HIS NAME.#vinnigami doodles#shio’s mailbox#i’ve never drawn them before please enjoy my attempt#not it for me + they’re absolutely not goth but i can respect it#live your truth 🫡
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Hobie with a Desi! S/O
cw/ fem! Reader, horrible attempt at writing British people, including multiple desi cultures bc my girlies need all the representation we can get (it’s slim pickings out here) all fluff, some cultural struggles, but everything is resolved, mentions of insecurities
(LONG POST- headcanons and a drabble)
I'm goth and I had a literary awakening when Hobie showed up
There are literally only two ways I see the two of you meeting
The first involves you being a friend/relative of Pavitir’s, who is exceptionally happy his two homies are getting along
In this situation, Hobie would know a little more about you from the get go, and you most likely would know about him (Pav thinks he’s so cool, he’ll talk about his friends to anyone who’ll listen)
Another; in my opinion, funnier, way for the two of you to meet is him accidentally crashing a desi wedding when he’s on Spidey business
You would be mildly peeved with him for disturbing the wedding, but his spunk and generally opinionated personality make you fall for him
Either way, congratulations! You have the world’s loveliest punk boyfriend
As a boyfriend, Hobie loves helping out in any activity you need help with
He’s the type of boy who tries his absolute hardest to be there for any event that is important to you
No matter if its a massive grad party or a late night pizza run, Hobie is there and having the time of his life
Now, moving onto the cultural aspect, Hobie adores learning about other cultures
Your family is weary of him at first, because of the way he dresses primarily
He manages to find a place in their hearts after they see the way he treats you (with respect and dignity!!!!)
Also the fact that he eats whatever your mom makes, entire plate, man will lick it clean
(I mean, have you seen how much British people love takeaway?)
“Is your mum home yet?” “She’s making something good I bet, she always is.”
He can HANDLE spice, and he’s good with kids (his interaction with Mayday proved that to me)
Your parents may end up, in a shocking event, liking him!
Hobie is your biggest hype man whenever you wear cultural clothes, especially if they’re a little on the edgy side, dark colors and all that
Lehengas, shalwar kameez, sarees, etc, he loves them all
“You're dressed up, aren’t you?”
He’ll explain it to you in this mysticised ‘stepping on eurocentric beauty standards’ type of way, but you know deep down he just thinks you're super pretty
He’s obsessed with your features, no matter what you look like, he thinks you have the most perfect face in the world
If you ever make Hobie Desi food, he’ll be in love with you forever
He loves pani puri, especially if the pani is a lil spicier
His love language is acts of service, and you making him something to eat is like, you are nourishing him?? With bomb Desi food?? he’s is seeing heaven rn
He most DEF asks Pav (who then asks Gayatri) for advice on how to impress you
This leads to him, hanging onto your windowsill, with a Mendhi tube in his hand, and a calm smile on his face
As Hobie slid off his mask, his gorgeous hair fell to the sides of his sharp face. Placing the spiky mask on your side table, he sauntered towards your bed, abruptly sitting down and motioning for you to follow him.
You sighed, and smiled as you took your spot in front of him. He was alway so considerate, taking your interests into mind whenever he swung by.
“You know, I’m not a pro at this or anything.”
He grinned, almost wolfishly, and placed the small sharp tipped tube into your lap.
“I could care less, do anything on my hands.”
You gently took one of his hands into both of yours, spreading it out to see the flesh of his palm, his nails were painted red this week, courtesy of you, of course.
His long bony hand flexed as you gently took off each of his silverish rings, one by one.
You were completely focused on this simple act, treating him with a gentleness only you could offer him, a complete contrast from his usual existence.
“I don’t have a lot of time today, my cousin’s getting married, we have to go to some pre wedding events.”
Hobie perked up in interest, sliding his free hand to smooth out your gingham sheets.
“And what do you plan to wear?”
His mind flashed through all the traditional clothes he’s seen you in, each more ornate and beautiful than the last.
“The lehenga most likely, the peach-ish one, with the sparkles.”
You undid the little plastic pin at the top of the Mehendi tube, applying a slight pressure and making a small line on his palm to start out with.
Hobie looked at you closely, remembering the last time he saw that specific lehenga.
“That one’s cute.”
You laughed a little, looking down at your messy drawing.
“I was going for a flower but it sorta looks like a palm tree.”
He looked down at his hand, a messy smudgy, and less than finished flower was on his palm.
“Maybe, a couple more petals on the top, yeah?”
You squeezed the Mendhi tube again, carefully drawing three extra petals on the top.
“There! I think that's good.”
Hobie looked down at his palm and kept a laugh back, poorly albeit.
The flower wasn’t necessarily bad, just a little wonky.
“It's absolutely beautiful.”
You smiled.
“Hold your hand still until it dries, then peel off the crumbly bits, okay?”
Hobie mockingly saluted with his other hand, matching your smile.
“Anything you say.”
You giggled, taking his face in your hands gently, careful to avoid snagging one of his piercings.
“What am I ever gonna do without you?”
His expression turned a little soft, keeping his smile steady.
“Let's hope it never has to come to that.”
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You have matchups you say? 👀
If you don’t mind, I would adore a matchup.
My name is Rose and I’m 5’8 with brown hair and hazel eyes. I’m goth and definitely show it in how I dress, always wearing all black and typically some skeleton jewelry.
I’m pansexual and genderfluid. I am an ISFP personality type and typically creative write in my free time. I love painting and sketching but I absolutely suck at it. I’m Wiccan and have a deep fascination for the macabre. I listen to quite a few true crime podcasts and podcasts about various mysteries. I read quite often and though I typically read fiction books, my current read is a nonfiction book about mortuary science! I do a lot of the cooking in my household along with bake quite often.
I have ADHD and motor tics which infuriate me to no end when they act up. (They also hurt like hell.) I’m on my schools track team for shot put and javelin. I’m typically a very quiet person and don’t talk much but once I get to know someone I actually become pretty lively. I do well academically in most subjects but math is the bane of my existence, along with literary analysis assignments. If I care about someone, I typically give them little gifts that are specific to them. Sometimes they’re hand crafted like mini good luck potions for my favorite teacher, a baked good of some kind, or even a coupon for a free drink that I know they love. I sometimes give… weirder gifts, like animal bones or crystals. I thrive on physical touch and quality time but sometimes can’t quite get the quality time I want due to falling asleep. I’m typically very tired and nauseous….
Now that all of that is done, Ty <3!
Thank you for this first matchup request!!
I match you with....
Lilia Vanrouge!
I did have a touch of trouble with this one, however, I decided to go with Lilia!
Lilia definitely takes interest in the strange and weird, and you're no exception! (I say this lovingly, don't take it the wrong way!)
A unique sense of style, Lilia can definitely respect that.
Your fascination with the macabre would amuse Lilia quite a lot, as he is one for all kinds of unique and different aesthetics, he definitely appreciates your unique sense of style.
He would be a great partner when dealing with your ADHD, as old and wise as he is, he knows a thing or two about knowing when to adjust the environment to suit you.
He'll be extremely attentive to make sure you're happy, while at the same time, being an incredibly fun partner who you can enjoy your time with.
He'll definitely find it quite entertaining to see you become more lively when you're in private with him, wondering if he could make it a habit to see you livelier more often. Of course, Lilia is a prankster, so he'll often try to get you to loosen up if you feel anxious in public, however he does respect your boundaries.
Lilia is VERY interested in what you do in your free time. Maybe you two can listen to true crime podcasts together? Maybe he could write his own murder mystery and let you try to solve it? The possibilities are endless!
He adores odd little gifts and trinkets (I mean have you SEEN his room??) he will hoard every single thing you gift him. If he likes it enough, he might even eat it.
Lilia's version of quality time will definitely be trying new things with you, going on trips, doing things he's never done before, etc. If you like pulling pranks on unsuspecting strangers, then this is also something you both can do together! Lilia is very used to dealing with sleepy people, as his son is one of them. If you end up falling asleep while out with him, he carries you to your bed, and awaits your return to the waking world.
Sorry it's pretty short. I kind of struggled, but here you go!! I hope it's to your liking!!
Other characters i considered: Malleus, Idia.
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Hello! I go by 🎀 anon! I’d like to do a match up, if that’s okay! I’m a latino afab and genderfluid (they/them) in my 20s! 5’4 height, medium length dark brown hair with a shaggy mullet type of haircut (hoping to at least have magenta highlights if work allows it </3), brown eyes, mid-sized body type, a INFP MBTI type, and my star sign is a Taurus. Also am autistic and have ADHD! I’m a pan disaster but fictionally I lean towards male characters! 🤣
I LOVE art and animation! I do digital art as a hobby and hope to sell as a side job some day! I have a special interest for horror, especially indie horror gaming! I also love trying different culture foods, even if I’m biased in my puerto rican roots. I always make effort to seek other cultural meals and learn how to eat them properly and know it’s history because… I love food and making food. 🫡 Speaking of! My love language is making someone meals, buying them gifts and making them art! <3
Ah, not sure if it matters, but I wear a lot of cutesy pastel pink clothes (bonus if they’re strawberry themed) as well as very goth and punk clothing depending on my mood! Which is always funny whenever I wear very gothic outfits, people look so shocked when they see my room LMAO. I love a variety of music including nu metal, goth rock, game soundtracks, chill lo-fi sounding music (Like the kind you hear in Bee and Puppycat! Which is actually my comfort show…). It fluctuates depending the mood LOL. (It’s… quite a mix.) While I’m introverted, I do like going out and interacting with others when having the energy to do so! I tend to ramble a lot though and always fear to seem annoying, then regret later for going on for too long so expect a lot of apologizing for that. 😭
Kinda like now actually LOL, apologies if this is too long! Not sure how much to put in, but hope you have a good day! Take your time to answer, no rush! Appreciate it, thank you! qvq
can i just say you sound so cool?? like?? hello?? your taste in music is literally superb?? but don't worry, this wasn't too long, so no need to apologize <3 i hope your work allows you to get magenta highlights!!
your matchup is... the bloody painter! and it's not because of the art thing, trust me on this okay, just hear me out for a moment. while, yes, you and helen both enjoy art, helen is also really big on horror and the whole goth subculture. while he doesn't dress the part, you will catch him listening to the music and digesting both the art and literature. so. trust me.
helen is pretty reserved and not one to let people close to him but once you break the ice and get past his apathetic exterior, you'll find that he's actually pretty... i wouldn't say he's open once you get to know him, but it's fairly obvious that he'll become less reserved around you, and he'll actually show that he cares about you. does that make sense?
moving on, helen doesn't give food a lot of thought, to be honest. he likes what he likes, and he hates what he hates. he would be a terrible food critic. he does, however, know and understand that cooking is an art, and he has nothing but respect for you and your talents and is 100% willing to be a taste tester for you if you ever need one. he quite enjoys your cooking, if we're being honest, and you have introduced him to a wide variety of different foods from different cultures and he just... loves seeing you enjoy yourself.
now going on to art, because this is helen and it's unavoidable. helen is more of a traditional artist, so digital art isn't his area of expertise, but he would absolutely love to see any and all of your drawings. you two could even draw together! and he has like numerous sketchbooks just full to the brim of sketches and fully-fledged out pieces if you ever want to see them. he loves sharing his own art as well. and, if you give him permission, he'll probably incorporate you into his art. he'll sketch you or add you into the background of one of his paintings. art is his love language, and he would love to involve you in it.
helen doesn't give gifts often, mostly because it's not something that crosses his mind, but sometimes he'll be out and about, and he'll see something. something strawberry-themed or an accessory that would look good with your goth or punk clothing. and, of course, the only natural thing to do is to buy it and gift it to you. so, every once in a while, he'll just hand you a random gift with no real explanation other than a shrug or 'i saw it and thought about you.'
and if you start rambling to him about a certain topic that has caught your interest, or about your day-to-day life in general, helen will silently listen to you. he likes listening to you ramble, especially when he's mindlessly sketching something. and should you apologize for rambling too much, he'll just momentarily meet your gaze and say, 'don't apologize. i like the sound of your voice.' before directing his attention back to whatever he was sketching.
any and all information you give him about the things you like and dislike will be neatly tucked away into a corner of his mind. he's the type to remember everything you tell him, even the minor things. you're a very important part of his life, and he does everything he can to make sure you know that.
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Announcing….
Dangan-Fuck This, A Danganronpa (sort of ) Parody
Yes folks, I used to be a fan of the Danganronpa series. For anyone unfamiliar with the series, here’s a quick explanation
- it’s a killing game/mystery game
-Bunch of people are trapped somewhere and to escape, you have to get away with murder
- When someone’s killed, a trial is held where everyone plays murder among us
-if the killer is caught they get executed. If they don’t, everyone else is executed and the killer can leave
- The participants have super specific talents (Ultimate Detective, Ultimate Mechanic, etc.)
- There’s usually a mascot giving people motives to kill
I have a mix of nostalgia and frustration with this series, as it’s a series where the story could have been great, but missed the mark several times. Plus some… questionable choices by the writers.
But I’m not here to talk about that.
As a writing exercise, I’m starting… whatever this is. Here’s the business pitch
It’s your usual danganronpa game in terms of the set up, but there’s a couple catches. None of the participants have talents that are remotely useful in the killing game, the mascot character is trying to keep people from killing each other (but keeps failing), and a lot of these characters share a total of 1 brain cell. These people wouldn’t kill, normally, but someone’s trapped them… somewhere (haven’t decided where) and is turning their torment into some tasty reality tv.
Bc what’s more satisfying than watching people with the title of Ultimates be torn to shreds and knocked down a peg? And yes, the mastermind is absolutely planning to use shady reality tv editing to twist the perception viewers will get of the participants.
It’s still a work in progress but let me introduce you to some of these wack jobs
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Up first, our protagonist,
Dolly Wraith, the Ultimate Goth Fashion Enthusiast
Bc I think we’re past having the generic, boring male protagonist by this point.
Dolly is an influencer with a massive cult following, and is an expert on the history of goth fashion. She portrays this stereotypical goth character when online, and sometimes in person. When the killing game starts, however, this persona crumbles quickly. This is no place to be making edgy comments.
Dolly without her goth persona is reserved, awkward, and struggles to start casual conversation. She’s wary of others due to past experiences, and others tend to distance themselves from her due to her aesthetic. Isolation causes Dolly to become clingy and emotionally dependent on the few people she does befriend. She’s not popular in the killing game, and almost always gets accused bc “killing is such a goth thing to do!”
Dolly has a knack for determining if people are putting on a facade, and can tell when something is being dressed up (like a crime scene). She also is one of the most tolerant of gruesome scenes, only becoming slightly squeamish at most. Her eye for detail, usually used for fashion, comes in handy when looking for clues.
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Beck Jonas, the Ultimate McDonald’s Employee
Beck is a very self explanatory person. They’re not subtle about how little interest they have in other people’s bullshit. Having worked at McDonald’s from the age of 14, they’ve developed a tolerance for people yelling at them for no reason, getting screwed over, drama, and people generally treating them like trash. They’re not happy about it, but they’re used to it. They’re well liked by fellow employees as Beck will always look out for them, and stick up for others when needed. Beck also has the fastest order taking and order delivery speed in their state.
Beck befriends Dolly, and the two work together closely to solve cases. Beck also sticks up for her every time Dolly gets falsely accused. They want to figure out who the mastermind is so that at least some of them can survive, and Beck would rather die than be dragged into some shitty reality tv show. Beck will act respectful and courteous when necessary, but will otherwise mutter snarky comments under their breath, and are very sarcastic and tired of everyone’s bullshit
Beck is extremely good at memorizing details, and will write down any and all words spoken by anyone in their notepad. They’re also good at problem solving and finding solutions in emergencies. They’re not much of a leader, however, so they’ll probably get someone else to execute their plans.
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Zizzie Twitch, the Ultimate Monster Energy Can Collector
This baby faced twitch streamer has made headlines with their uncomprehendingly massive collection of Monster Energy cans. They have no particular motivation for collecting these cans, Zizzie just feels the need to any time they see one. They run on energy drinks, and are almost vibrating with excitement at all times.
Zizzie is a polarizing person to many, as they’re either deemed annoying or endearing. During the killing game, Zizzie tries to keep everyone motivated and reminds them to not give up. Zizzie is not very confident in their intelligence however, so they tend to agree with anything anyone says. They’re a bundle of energy, but can’t stand the sight of blood, thus they don’t investigate crime scenes very often. Fortunately since they’re usually out and about, all over the place, it’s hard for anything to escape the glance of Zizzie. They will absolutely see a killer sneaking out of the kitchen, bc they’re up chugging a monster energy at 3 am (as you do)
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Feel free to suggest other talents to make characters out of. And thank you to @nyxcharliechaos for suggesting Monster Can Energy Collector
Here’s some others I’ve got in the works
- Ultimate Chalk Eater
- Ultimate Fortnight Dancer
- Ultimate YTP Creator
Let me know what you think!
I apologize for wasting your time
- Spooky S Skeletons
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//he he, ship bias for pandreo and yuri!
✶ @asterisque › send ❛ ship bias ❜ & i will share up to 5 ships i have a bias for for my muse!
this is gonna be so long, i’m so sorry—
◦ pandreo ›
01.) griss — i like toxic. i like foils, even if unintentionally written. i like the dynamic of ❛ big-tiddy goth with attitude problems X golden retriever who’d do absolutely anything for them. ❜ it fills my primary cups of tea. i just really like seeing or thinking of how they’d interact, especially when they learn they have nearly the same past; born to clergy of their respective religions, then abandoned by their parents and being adopted soon after by someone who’d shape them into who they are now. there’s a chance they could’ve turned out just like each other, but no, they became the opposite… fascinating. love it. i also enjoy the dark green-orange color combo of their hair, as it’s aesthetically pleasing when they kiss, so. NEXT.
02.) mauvier — slowburn, age gap, enemies-to-lovers, learning to co-exist with their opposing religious beliefs; what’s not to like? mauvier can learn to be more open-minded and forgiving, while pandreo can learn to slow down a little. it works.
03.) diamant — they never interacted in-game, but i really do have a massive soft spot for ships that don’t have canon interactions. i love the contrast of diamant being so serious and traditional, versus loud-mouthed, party-god pandreo. they’d balance each other out well… though i do think pandreo would, like… probably be a mess during the initial courting phase. dropping so many things, choking on his own words, that sort of thing. throw in some teasing from fogado.
04.) alear — their support chain was one of the cutest and i had to give pandreo my pact ring. they’re both so nervous and gentle around each other, it makes me absolutely SICK! TO MY STOMACH! but also, imagine having bragging rights to marrying a dragon and / or your deity? pandreo stays winning, as always.
05.) zelkov — a crack ship proposed by a friend, because they’re both pretty cat-eyed boys who are polar opposites. i just think they’re funny as shit, and they somewhat fit the ❛ goth X golden retriever ❜ vibes i mentioned earlier. even though zelkov hates, hates, HATES parties, i think they’d work. pandreo has panette as a sister, he can handle zelkov. zelkov needs a little ray of sunshine now and again too.
◦ yuri ›
01.) hubert — my first ship for yuri, even before the rest of the ashen wolves. i had been spoiled maybe, like, a day? after the cindered shadows dlc dropped that yuri had collected intel for hubert before, and that it was vaguely mentioned, so i RAN with it. i didn’t get in a ship, i jumped into a speedboat. they’re both spies, they’re both assassins, they’re both hot, and i think they’d be disgustingly smitten with each other. all of hubert’s paired endings have him helping out his spouse in massive ways, so i also like the idea of his money going into yuri’s good end-game deeds. why should yuri pay for it all himself when he can have a goth sugar daddy?
02.) hapi — i ship yuri with all the ashen wolves, but his dynamic with hapi feels the most organic. they fit the friends-to-lovers trope perfectly, and they’re just so relaxed around one another while still willing to do anything for each other. ideal.
03.) claude — aside from being sneaky and having great banter, i think they both have wishes for the future that would make each other really value the other’s opinions and time. a fódlan under them would be a fódlan worth living in, i think.
04.) caspar — it started as a crack ship, because the idea of caspar having gay panic over yuri’s non-committal flirting was funny to me. but i do genuinely think yuri would find caspar’s noble behavior and singular brain cell endearing, while caspar could totally get behind yuri’s plans for the future. they’re cute. like griss and pandreo, i like the color combo of their hair, lol.
05.) sylvain — i loved this even before three hopes was announced. i wanted some sort of playful rivarly when it came down to their flirting, and then they’d fall for each other and call it a day.
#✶ · ⊰ ooc ⊱ · answered#asterisque#// ty for sending me one bc i love babbling about stupid ships and stupid shit period lol ;; //
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Hello May congratulations on reaching 200 followers :D !! If it’s alright can I have a twisted wonderland matchup (oh and if possible can I be matched with two people? I’m polyamorous ^^")
Name and pronouns: My name is Ares or you could call me bean whichever is fine and I don’t really care what pronouns people refer to me as so any pronouns!
Characters I would not like to be matched with: Floyd he’s too clingy for my liking and kinda invades personal space which I very much like
Personality: I’m really quiet unless spoken too Im also usually in my own thoughts because of that, I generally find it hard to start conversations with strangers or I don’t start them at all unless they approach me first tho it’s not to bad if it’s friends but still I don’t start conversations myself too often. I think I am independent or that’s what people + my parents tell me. I’m pretty considerate when it comes to other’s needs seeing as I put others before myself and I can be very compassionate/empathetic making me the therapist friend. I find myself being very patient especially with friends if they’re venting or just talking in general. When I grow comfortable around people I can be a bit more talkative even more so when they have the same interests as me I’m also pretty bold time to time I make dark themed jokes mostly towards myself and I’m kinda dense when it comes to subtle romantic advances. Okay for personality traits I think some people would find difficult, I’m sensitive and very self-critical but I don’t voice it too much, I’m emotionally driven, I can be very closed off even with friends because I don’t wanna be a burden like venting about my problems, I sometimes hold quiet grudges, I’m pretty pessimistic but again I try not to say it out loud and I can sometimes be self deprecating. I find it difficult to complete tasks on my own or when I’m not given direct instructions because I find it hard starting it on my own, I have a short attention span which usually ends up with me daydreaming which I do A LOT. (Also I’m an INFP)
Hobbies: I really like doing art I don’t usually finish what I start unless I have a lot of motivation, I like playing video games I’m not the best at them and rhythm games are my favourite. I enjoy cooking/baking more because I like tasting the end results, I sometimes do photography too. I enjoy watching anime and reading manga in my free time or when I’m not on social media and I adore late night drives my favourite thing to do even tho my sister is the one who usually drives
Likes: I absolutely love sweets I have huge sweet tooth, music, the rain, sweet/fruity scented candles, anime, video games, rhythm games, art, spring weather, naps, monster energy, thunderstorms(as long as the power doesn’t go out), cats, dogs and I like pastas
Dislikes: bitter things, asparagus, the dark kinda, snakes, bugs, loud sudden noises, getting yelled at, not respecting boundaries, Extreme possessiveness, getting pushed around(example: getting told what to do in a harsh manner), strong smells like axe body spray, yanderes, super hot/cold weather, liars, confrontation, drunkards, Christianity, loud obnoxious people and the feeling of getting left out
Ideal date: My ideal date would probably be something pretty simple like for example maybe going to a cafe that’s not too busy or it would be going to an arcade because I love arcades but I wouldn’t mind staying home with my s/o just to chill around and watch movies, anime or play video games
Fashion Style: My fashion style would probably consist of Alternative, Grunge and Goth type of clothing I normally wear dark colours very often but sometimes I enjoy wear other colours too like red, yellow and pastels
Extra info: I cherish my personal space, I’m often pacing around my room because of maladaptive daydreaming, I don’t always have motivation to do stuff like homework and chores, I constantly have headphones to block out sound of to listen to music which I do a lot and I collect plushies and anime/game figurines
Yup Yup 2 matchups coming up!! Hope you enjoy!!
Matchup one: Silver!
your personal knight
you two have pretty similar personalities which is nice!!
but it’s also troublesome because that also means you might zone out while he falls asleep and nobody can wake you two up
while silver is a pretty determined and motivated himself (he just has trouble acting on it) he has trouble getting you to be the same
his favorite thing is to listen to you talk, he really likes the sound of your voice! sometimes he’ll fall asleep while he listens to you but he doesn’t mean it!! it’s just how he is
he also really likes to nap with you, though the naps aren’t intentional most of the time, he just falls asleep and you join him
he also likes to play video games with you! playing with lilia late into the night has helped him become pretty good at them too
he also really likes your fashion style!! he likes how it matches with the diosomina aesthetic
“ Ares..? oh I must of dozed off.. i’m sorry. now that i’m up wanna go play some video games?”
Matchup two: Trey!
therapist friend and mom friend solidarity 🤝
trey absolutely adores baking with you!! it’s literally his favorite thing to do!! he also thinks it’s very cute when you immediately eat the end result
he also really likes to give you homemade sweets for gifts and stuff! he thinks your reaction is adorable
trey is really good at motivating you! he’s firm about it but not mean or overly pushy!
trey will always let you vent to him, he cares about you and he wants to help you with your problems and he makes it clear that you are never burdening him!!
trey isn’t shy by any means so he will always start conversations with you because he likes talking to you!!
he isn’t super interested in video games but he will definitely play with you if it makes you happy!
“Sweetheart come here, you have flour on your face. there you go, now let’s get back to balding shall we?”
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𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐍𝐄: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄.
Name: Allister Claudius
Eye color: Pale lavender
Hair style / color: Shock white unless dyed dark grey, kept at chin length and fluffy
Height: 5′3″
Clothing style: Victorian goth with some 80s and modern additions
Best physical feature: They have a kind smile
𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐖𝐎: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄.
Your fears: “Failure to do what I am destined to, even though I don’t know what it is yet...”
Your guilty pleasure: “I have next to none, not ones that make me feel guilty at least. I like my hobbies and my responsibilities.”
Your ambitions for the future: “To survive whatever it plans on throwing at me, and protecting the ones I care about.”
𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑺.
Your first thoughts waking up: “I managed to get some sleep, good for me. Time to write down what visions plagued my dreams.”
What you think about most: “My growing anxiety about my purpose in this town...”
What you think about before bed: “Let’s see if we can get any sleep at all tonight.”
What you think your best quality is: “That I am selfless.. I think. I do good because I want to.. but I also feel like it is an obligation. Would you change the fate of others if you knew the outcome of their decisions, especially if it lead to harm or death?”
𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻’𝑺 𝑩𝑬𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹?
Single or group dates: “Single, I like quality alone time with them. We can sit in silence together, no need for talking. It’s nice..”
To be loved or respected: “Both.”
Beauty or brains: “Brains, I don’t mind how they look. They’re still beautiful in their own way though... and handsome..”
Dogs or cats: “Cats, they’re better at keeping away dark spirits.”
𝑫𝑶 𝒀𝑶𝑼…
Lie: “I try not to.. But I suppose I lie every day with how I look.”
Believe in yourself: “I.. try to.”
Believe in love: “Yes.”
Want someone: “I wouldn’t say I want for them, but I do feel cold without them.”
𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑵…
Been on stage: “Absolutely not.”
Done drugs: “Edibles to try and help me sleep, but that’s all.”
Changed who you were to fit in: “I’ve had to grow with the changing times, thankfully the present day is most accepting of my truest self.”
𝑭𝑨𝑽𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑻𝑬𝑺.
Favorite color: “Purple and dark colors. But I also like green.”
Favorite animal: “I like owls if I had to pick only one
Favorite movie: “I can’t pick, I enjoy too many classic horror movies to pick just one.”
Favorite book: “Honestly the same answer, I’ve read so many I couldn’t dare pick.”
Favorite game: “Something my visions can’t make me cheat on. I especially like D&D though, when I have people to play with...”
𝑨𝑮𝑬.
Day your next birthday will be: “The first of November.”
How old will you be: “Technically 68 but with how I age, I’ll be 18.”
Age you lost your virginity: “I-I haven’t. It isn’t something I think or care about. I have no desire like that.”
𝑰𝑵 𝑨 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑶𝑵.
Best personality: “Kind and caring in their own way, but not afraid to stand up for themselves.”
Best eye color: “Brown... and green..”
Best hair color: “Dark hair.”
Best thing to do with a partner: “Just be in their presence, to be comfortable in silence or watching things together. Getting lost in the woods, going out to eat, talking about anything.”
𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑺𝑯 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬.
I love: “The people I know now.”
I feel: “A deep set fear of the future.”
I hide: “How much I obsess over my responsibilities. Try to anyways.”
I miss: “Parts of how things used to be, but not much.”
I wish: “I didn’t have this destiny hanging over my head...”
tagged by: @magioffire
tagging: UH, YOU. I don’t like tagging people it makes me nervous qwq
#{The Ghoul}; about#[OOF BIG ONE]#[loved this]#[didn't add their stutter cause that would have been annoying]#[also peep them GUSHING about millie omg....]
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Face Melters: Electric Callboy Show Review
The German band Electric Callboy, albeit a newer moniker for them, is ridiculously well named: They have the electricity to run entire countries, and the tongue in cheek humor, the outright mockery of toxic masculinity, to keep you entertained while they relentlessly grind perfectly honed breakdowns into your soul.
They’re a band that demands space, yet still manages to thrive in smaller venues. It feels like a big show regardless of the reality of the stage, the crushing bodies, the equipment tetrising around itself. They belong in an arena; they would absolutely bring down a house of thousands upon thousands of people. Electric Callboy’s chemistry with themselves is enough to power an entire show, they do not need the audience to be right on top of them.
But with an audience on top of them? They absolutely crush it. The audience. Under their electric dance moves. Their strong vocals. The humor, the costumes, the face melting metal riffs.
Wednesday, August 30th, was a hot day in Los Angeles. The anticipation for the show had me earlier to the Belasco than I care to admit, although I did explore the area (and hide in air conditioning) a bit as to not linger and swelter too long. I was fully intending on getting barricade, as it is no longer the moshing days of my youth (last year when I got a concussion at Aftershock) and because I wanted to soak in every moment and every piece of paper shrapnel that launched itself out of the confetti cannons.
I was vaguely aware of the opening bands, and by the time I got in and skipped my way to the barricade, I knew I was going to have to allocate my energy wisely. This wound up being more challenging than I had thought, as Conquer Divide, from Michigan, was an impressive force, with strong beats and melodic singing intertwined with carnage so lovingly that it was hard to keep still. And to be honest I didn’t really try that hard to resist.
Solence, from Sweden, made it even more challenging. I knew one of their songs because it had somehow magically made its way to my work out playlist (Good Fucking Music, indeed), and I did leave my skin and writhe around for a while to that one along with…well every song they played, actually.
But I knew, I knew I had done it. I had saved enough energy to properly experience Electric Callboy. The surrounding crowd had as well, you could feel it in the air. Said crowd was largely comprised of, what seemed like, the goofy guys from frat movies, the metal heads that are actually quite sweet once you get past their battle vests and incredible tattoos, and the hot goth gf everyone wishes they had, along with a smattering of small children. There were multiple renditions of the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme betwixt sets, as well as some powerful Barbie Girl acapella and doo doo practicing for the inevitable Hypa explosion.
By the time our train attendant who graces us before every Electric Callboy performance appeared on the screen, we were sweaty, we were smelly, we were absolutely buzzing for this.
The moment the techno (Tekkno?) beat is taken over by the guitars, bass, and drums, respectively, of Daniel, Pascal, Daniel, and David, can probably be described super poetically like the wings unfurling of a great dragon here to fuck you up - it’s absolutely a beautiful resounding moment that shows you this is not your normal metal show.
After that, I was a man possessed. I thrashed so hard that by the second song, one of the two singers, Kevin, who is usually screaming and pig squealing expertly, was gently asking if I was okay. He gave me a high five, and I was a kid again, my heroes in front of me probably not that much older if at all than I am.
A very nice security guard forced me to drink water (I had refused previous generous attempts because I am not actually that young and my bladder had to be absolutely silent until the end of the show) and I was probably pretty pathetic looking for that all to happen only two songs in. But did I care? No. I was there to rock. And I was going to rock with every fiber of my being.
The music is such a dopamine rush of constant movement that it makes sense to have some breaks, if not for us, then for them. The only time (outside of a few German moments, of course), I stumbled over the lyrics to a song was their version of Let It Go from Frozen. The notes hit were absolutely golden though. And we got a Backstreet Boys throw back in the mash up and thank god I was a kid in the 90s so that one I could join in on.
To go into each song and how every note absolutely wrecked me and how would take too long, but a notable one was Castrop X Spandau: the aforementioned German moments were big in this one (at home I swear ich spreche verdammt fließend), but the sound absolutely skins you alive - strips you of all sanity and makes your spine try to leave your body.
Every Time We Touch, Hypa Hypa, We Got The Movies, and Pump It are all pillars in the show that hold everything up while the others threaten to break our bodies with metal. The first mentioned is a nostalgic classic that they’ve refreshed with the Electric Callboy touch. It’s a great gateway song for the people in your life who aren’t quite ready for Hypa Hypa and would absolutely stop trusting you with the aux cord (the metaphorical one in the age of bluetooth) if you threw on Hurrikan. Sidenote, Hurrikan went so hard. I can’t even imagine what carnage happened behind me at that drop. Did I want to mosh? Desperately. Am I bruised from moshing with the barrier? A bit. A bit.
The best part of the show, in my opinion, was the aforementioned chemistry between the band members. Nico and Kevin have a bromance for the ages, to be sure, but the lesser mentioned duo is Daniel and Daniel. Daniel, the guitarist, and Daniel, the bassist, exist largely on the left side of the stage where I had chosen to be as well. And what a good choice that was. They are a comedy show all their own; there was spanking, tandem dance moves, fancy guitar tricks, and general tomfoolery to be had. I was consistently entertained by them in between the moments they melted my goddamn face off.
Pascal absolutely owned the guitar on the other side of the stage, and came to visit us to just casually remind us he is also excellent at melting faces. I saw later photographic evidence that I had missed some kissing and tomfoolery on the right side of the stage, so it’s definitely a different show depending on where your attention is held. There really isn’t enough kissing in metal.
David, the drummer, had his moment to shine outside of all the other moments he was constantly shining because that man is a beast. He absolutely crushed a solo remix of Sandstorm, owning the stage alone easily. He drips with charisma and yet doesn’t come off as a walking ego with drumsticks, even though he would get away with it if he did.
Nico and Kevin make me forget it’s unusual to see two singers (I suppose a singer and a screamer isn’t super unusual, but they’re both full fledged lead singers in my book). They both represent that core humor so well, with their natural disarming charm and yet both utterly wreak havoc at the same time.
The whole band is a mash up of gentleness and edge, of humor and of darkness. It’s such a comforting chaos that I turn to them time and time again when I need to cheer up, work out, or violently shriek. This concert cemented to me that they’re my favorite band, and I think America, selling out every tour date they have, agrees with me.
The show ended strong, they gave us their moves and their fake bowl cuts, and we all were left vibrating with a great sense that we had just witnessed something otherworldly.
Thanks for absolutely crushing us, guys.
#electriccallboy#germany#german metal#metal review#los angeles#concert review#hypa hypa#solence#conquer divide#review#jmpreviews
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Sophie Winkleman: less clever than the fanny she used as bait to social climb into the Windsors!
By Stanley Collymore
A fucking self-serving and
dimwitted asshole is this
puerile, Karen slapper.
The Windsors "Hardworking and
Brave!" Really! What kiss me ass
planet is this truly intellectually
challenged cunt, very evidently
living on? Clearly not the same
as myself assuredly or anyone
else distinctively so with even
a basic modicum of generally
recognized, clear intellectual
acumen! I surmise therefore
that picking up, carrier bags
clearly stuffed with millions
of pounds Sterling, could be
considered as hard work by
evil morons like you Sophie.
While making as sure, as is
actually humanly possible,
that nobody that crucially
knows these odious Windsors and
exactly what they are undeniably
capable of criminally doing, does
compromisingly detect them but
rather simultaneously, routinely
given carte blanche, discernibly
and similarly automatically too,
by a distinctly vile undoubtedly
nepotistically installed, corrupt
quite evil, undeniably criminal
toxically Charities Commission
to carry on unhampered while
their likeminded Metropolitan
Police hierarchy patently does
the same by literally turning a
noxiously, self-servingly evilly
Nelsonian blind eye, blatantly
to this authorized criminality,
considered by scum precisely
like you - Sophie Winkleman:
as very indisputably, "Brave".
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
22 December 2022.
Author's Remarks:
Very sad and utterly pathetic also to see people who're supposedly adults vilely fawning over and kissing the bums of an unelected Cabal of nonentities that unwarrantedly live in palaces and all sorts of unquestionably so, outlandish accommodations like numerous stately homes and castles purely on the rather asinine precept of birthright, basically in blunt terms because the presumed right person sexually jerked off inside the considered appropriate pussy! Get off your goddamned knees and actually have some respect for yourselves, you pathetic assholes! Sophie Winkleman is hardly going to say, that the Windsors are discernibly the world's wealthiest welfare recipients is she?
Two of the most classic oxymorons ever used to sum up this Saxe-Coburg-Gothe-Mountbatten Windsor distinctly inured mafia Klan are: that they're essentially hardworking which is closely followed by the sick, hereditary crap that they're elements among them, who actually do work.
A member of the Establishment clearly defending that very said Establishment - what a surprise! Brave and similarly hardworking? How the hell so? Born into the lap of taxpayer funded luxury, having no worries about their children getting a decent education although the daft fuckers never make any real use of it as they're essentially intellectually so thick; likewise no problem in crucially accessing the very best of health care. Yes Sophie Winkleman, you ingrained pillock, so absolutely, incredibly brave and hardworking!
Palace stooges and PR teams working flat out to defend the monarchy and as well their cushy, well paid jobs. Doing all they can to discredit Meghan and as well Harry because they're so petrified that if the public, likewise including the brownnosers, get to know the truth the remaining support for the monarchy will evaporate and the monarchical gravy train will derail. Hence the very consistent Palace paid for briefings to the media rags, their hacks and those willing to jump on the bandwagon of crucifying Meghan and Harry for quite literally telling the truth.
But you're fully at liberty to fawningly keep your blinkers on as you distinctly sick mother fuckers are well and truly duped!
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Double Solo Para: Lunch and Help (Hannah/James)
“Oh, hey, Hannah, sorry, didn’t see you down there.”
The look on her face is absolutely priceless. “Y’know what, I’ve changed my mind. I don’t wanna do this anymore.”
“Shut up,” James ruffles her hair and grins as he finishes clocking out and heads out from behind the bar. “Let’s go.”
Hannah huffs in annoyance but follows him out. James grins a bit. He did enjoy annoying the hell out of the goth. Gods knew how she put up with him.
Once they get to their usual booth at the Slipper, Hannah finally breaks her sullen silence that had been granted due to his short joke. “How was work?”
“Not bad,” James smiles and shrugs. “It was work. Not bad for my least favorite day of the week.”
“You really suck at tracking time on this planet. Which is impressive given how long you’ve been here.”
James rolls his eyes and sighs heavily. “How many days of the week are my least favorite?”
“Two, and I’m not telling you which ones. How do you get to the right classes on time?”
“Alarms. I set them at the start of the semester and gave each class a different sound.”
Hannah cracks up at that. James rolls his eyes as the waitress sets their drinks out in front of them with a smile. He nods his appreciation to the other. They hadn’t ordered. They hadn’t needed to. It was always the same for them. His water, her soda, his burger with extra pickles and Hannah’s with no ketchup or tomatoes, his with seasoned fries and hers with cheese ones.
“So... I did something crazy,” Hannah remarks, shifting a bit in her seat.
“You? The self-proclaimed queen of the basket cases? Color me shocked.”
Hannah reaches across the table and smacks his arm. “Asshole.”
“So you, that one bird, and every other person who’s ever met me including myself keeps saying.”
Hannah sighs. “James.”
He clocks her tone and grows silent, nodding for her to speak. She nods appreciatively. “So... something happened. It’s not my place to talk about the details leading up to this, but... I ended up interviewing for a magazine. A tell-all with my whole... story.”
“What?” James sits up, eyes widening. That was crazy, especially for Hannah.
“I know, I know, I know. But... there’s a good reason for it, believe it or not. But of course because of my... everything, I asked them if I could do the photoshoot on a different day because I was feeling super overwhelmed and vulnerable on the day I went in to actually do it all. And now that’s coming up and I know reasonably that I’m fine but whenever I think about all of this--”
“You start feeling like that again and you’re not sure you can drive yourself over?” James guesses knowingly.
Hannah sighs, nodding. “I don’t wanna tell Felix or any of my older friends. They’ll totally freak out. Y’know? They try so hard to protect me from this kind of stuff. Doesn’t matter if I’m the one who chose to do it. They’re gonna just lose their minds thinking I’m gonna put myself in danger and get hurt and they’ll do everything to pull the plug on the whole thing.”
“So you’re asking me, because you know I respect that you know your own limits.”
“Basically.”
“All right. You gonna tell me when or you gonna expect me to be terrible at dates and just take my phone and text Joe in my stead to make sure I’m free and text me when you’re outside the dorms day-of?”
“Gimme your phone,” is Hannah’s only answer. James snorts and he passes it to her.
As she’s texting Joe, their food comes out. She slides it back to him in a moment. “Thank you. Really, it means a lot.” She starts eating.
James nods understandingly as he chews his food. Swallowing it, he answers, “Anytime, Hannah. I mean it.”
And she knew that. So she just smiles and nods a bit.
#burn out forever or light up a spark || hannah#hannah / para#i try i try to be a good kid || james#james / para#goth alien || we'll kick it when i hit the ground
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Genetically Correct Pleasantview with Scripted Events CC FREE
Hey people! Welcome to my latest project - A genetically correct Pleasantview with scripted events!
When I first found out (a while ago) that the playables we all know and love in Pleasantview aren’t actually genetically related to their ancestors, it totally broke immersion for me. For some reason it really bothered me and that kept me from really getting into a playthrough of the hoods that Eaxis shipped with the game. Then I discovered this crazy cool thing that people did which involved extracting the appearances of the first ancestors from each family, and breeding them in CAS from generation to generation, eventually creating Genetically Correct versions of the sims we all know. This is where I began this exhausting journey - there was a lot of learning but I am really happy with how it turned out!
There have been a ton of various Pleasantview makeovers - all of which are super awesome! However, I was unable to find a Pleasantview that not only already had all the sims genetically correct, but still had their relationships, biographies, personalities, and most importantly, scripted events...because let’s face it - who the hell wants to start a new Pleasantview if they can’t play through the cool ass scripted events in the beginning? I know I don’t. And that’s why I made this hood.
What is this? This is a Pleasantview in which I have made all the playable sims (and their ancestors) genetically correct. It contains no cc and was built on top of a clean template Pleasantview as well. Below are pics of the premades:
More Info, pics, and download below the cut!
My main goal for this was to make the premades genetically correct while still keeping them actually recognizable. I know there are some GC versions that are totally different, and I absolutely respect that, but I still wanted to look at Daniel Pleasant and say “Yep, that’s Daniel”.
IMPORTANT: After taking the pictures I realized the skin I use (No longer after this), which I will link below drastically whitewashes the sims. Some sims with skin 3 look super light, such as Daniel Pleasant and Jennifer Burb. They still have the correct skin, it just may appear lighter in my images. I didn’t realize this until after I made the sims and took their pictures. Also note that the eyes may look like different colors. People have said the light blue looks grey, so if you see a strange eye color on a sim it doesn’t match with, be aware it’s likely just the defaults I used.
Notice: I used a mod, equal genetics while creating these sims. I do not claim to be anything but a simpleton when it comes to genetics, and I know that some of these sims’ genetics aren’t realistic - Like a blond and brunette having a blond kid. I don’t claim to know anything about genetics, so before you genetic purists come at me just know - I know this and don’t care.
My general notion was that if one of their ancestors had a gene, then they could too.
With that being said, all living premades with the exception of Coral Oldie, Herb Oldie, Mortimer Goth, and Bella Goth have the same eye and hair colors as they did originally. Some ancestors or dead spouses (like Michael Bachelor and Skip Broke) have had a few changes as well. More on that at the very end, for those interested.
TLDR - General Information
I ramble, I know. The main idea is that ALL of the sims are the same exact sims as you’re used to. They all have the same personalities, zodiac signs, hobbies, jobs, aspirations, relationships, memories, etc...They just have corrected appearances. Scripted events still work, and Brandi Broke’s baby is also now going to be genetically correct and related to both her and Skip.
A few things to note:
- I used a default skin and eyes when taking the pictures. The sims will not come with these. I used Pitstop Skinblend and Poppet Clear Eyes
- Yes, I know Michael Bachelor’s eyes aren’t right. That is fixed in the game.
- This is CC FREE!!
- Brandi’s pregnancy may be a couple hours behind
- All sims have just about the same dominant and recessive traits as they do in the original clean templates from meetme. No sim is homozygous unless intended by meetme/eaxis.
- Sims may get some wants or fears of their ancestors or dead relatives becoming zombies or resurrected, this is just because of the way I did this, their deaths are fresh in the playables minds.
- This hood was build on a clean template Pleasantview, all ancestors and dead sims are safe to resurrect
- This was made with Ultimate Collection, so unfortunately you will need this or all packs for this to work.
- The versions without townies still include Bella Goth, Kaylynn Langerak, and Gordon King.
- When you add the subhood version with townies, you’ll notice that the townie and NPC names get randomized and aren’t their original names. Though annoying, this is normal and you will have to rename them all yourself.
Update:
It seems that some mods can break the scripted events, it was unclear exactly which mods in my folder did it. To circumvent this issue I would recommend that when you initially install and play the scripted events in the hood, take out all of your non essential mods (leave in mods like no unlink on delete, no townie regen, things that are essential) from your mods folder (just mods, cc is fine to stay in) and put it in a safe folder while you just play through the SE - then when they're done, put the mods back in. This seems like a random occurrence - as they only broke 1 out of every 5 times I tested it.
More Pics:
Link to imgur album of individual sims and all (or most) ancestors.
Link to imgur album of individual families
Download Instructions:
This comes in 4 versions:
GC Main Hood Pleasantview with Townies
GC Main Hood Pleasantview without Townies
GC Subhood (Shopping district) Pleasantview with Townies
GC Subhood (Shopping district) Pleasantview without Townies
Download the version you want.
For Main Hoods, place the folder in the following location:
Ultimate Collection:
Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection\Neighborhoods
Disk Version:
Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2\Neighborhoods
For Subhoods, place the folder in the following location:
Ultimate Collection:
Program Files\Origin Games\The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection\Best of Business\EP3\TSData\Res\NeighborhoodTemplate
Disk Version:
:\Program Files\EA GAMES\The Sims 2 Open for Business\TSData\Res\NeighborhoodTemplate
Credits:
meemetotheriver for the clean templates
Carrit for the ancestral sims
Special thanks to:
Sabrina from PleasantSims discord and @isabella-goth for their patience and help with my idiocy throughout this project - I couldn’t have figured it out without your help specifically!!
Download:
Genetically Correct Pleasantview with Townies
Genetically Correct Pleasantview without Townies (Still includes Bella, Kaylynn, and Gordon King)
I hope you all enjoy this! As usual, let me know if you run into any issues! Tag me in pics or posts of what you do with the sims if you’d like!
Till’ next time
-Mike
P.S. Changes to premades/dead spouses:
Bella Goth - Hair changed to brown
Mortimer Goth - Hair changed to black
Coral Oldie - Hair changed to blond
Herb Oldie - Eyes changed to dark blue
Skip Broke - Eyes changed to dark blue
Michael Bachelor - Given blond hair, medium skin, and dark blue eyes
That should be the only changes to premades and/or their spouses. Some ancestors have been adjusted too!
#sims 2#ts2#ts2 hood#pleasantview#dwtdtpleasantviewgc#sims 2 neighborhood#ts2cc#sims 2 build#sims#simblr#the sims 2#the sims 2 cc#the sims 2 hood#dwtdt
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trixie and katya react to: love island
hi there!
i started doing research on drag queens for a project i’m working on and well, there’s a whole universe of things to watch, i mean it, A WHOLE UNIVERSE! but there’s one in particular that i really love and that is “i like to watch” which is a netflix segment with queens trixie mattel and katya reacting to netflix stuff. if you don’t know what i’m talking about, click here to see a commentary on the chilling adventures of sabrina, it’s one of my favorites.
the more i watched them the more it got me thinking: what if litg was a real show and they reacted to it?
HUGE DISCLAIMER: one, i understand this is not for everyone but i love it so i’m doing it. it’s a crossover about stuff i like, trixie and katya x litg. two, it’s UNDER THE CUT because this gets explicit. it’s two drag queens commenting on a reality show filled with hot people and i know it might not be for everyone. if you know their commentary you’ve seen they take it far so you’re warned about explicit expressions and words. also, they get dirty (sometimes literally) about their descriptions and you know i’m making this as on character as i can.
starting with the girls, in the order they appear. ’T’ is for trixie, ’K’ is for katya, so i won’t build dialogues, just an outline of their conversation.
💋 hope
t - oh, wait, she looks smart. which is rare for this type of show.
k - she also looks like the girl who’s gonna be cheated on.
t - but you know what? if she’s that confident all throughout then i’m digging her! that pose? power, sis. power.
k - who do you think is her type?
t - big dick.
k - that’s everyone’s type, mama.
💋 mc
t - i kinda hate her right now.
k - *laughs* she didn’t even say anything!
t - she doesn’t have to! you know there’s always a girl everyone steps on, that’s her!
k - can’t argue with that.
t - she’s gonna be having several confessionals in tears because she’s such a pussy.
💋 lottie
t - oh mama, she’s the one making rituals in the laundry room to get any dick.
k - do you think she brought a cauldron?
t - her lucky number is 13 so like, i think she brought a chicken, sis. listen, i don’t want to reinforce the stereotype but the girl is talking about girl code and you know…
k - you know she’s the first one to break it.
t - isn’t it like that every time? and you know she’s not only breaking the code she’s gonna betray her bestie.
k - oh, for sure! “it was really hard for me because you’re like my sister… but…”
t + k - i had to get that dick!
💋 hannah
t - i changed my mind, this one is gonna become the stairs in the show.
k - *laughs* stawwwwp!
t - am i wrong? am i being absurd?
k - and she’s probably the one who’s gonna be besties with the goth girl.
t - we all know that fairy tale, mama. we all have seen it, we’ve lived it, it’s always the nerd getting railed by her bestie.
k - do you think there’s gonna be queer people in the show?
t - A HUNDRED PERCENT. but like, no one is out of the closet unless they’re a girl. deadass, it will be a girl. if there’s a boy who’s slightly into boys i’m gonna shove that tea pot up my ass.
💋 marisol
t - that’s the queer girl!
k - that is absolutely the queer girl.
t - amal clooney is her fashion icon, can you go more lesbian than that?
k - she looks like she’s going to the producers’ room and say something like “what are we doing today, fellas?”
t - lads, because they’re british.
k - you’re right! lads!
t - i do like her, she doesn’t give a flying fuck about the girl code girl and you can see the spells being mouthed at this point.
k - marisol is gonna wake up bald and lashless.
t + k - like us! *laughs too loudly*
💋 gary
t - who is that? i would let him dick me down until my wig went flying, what the fuck is this boy doing in that show? my house is empty, come join mama.
k - that’s the type of guy that would steal your money and “help you find it” but i like that about him.
t - yeah, he gives a severe face of “butt crack shows during work” but i respect him for that.
k - do you think he’s stupid?
t - *looks at katya* i don’t need brains hun, i need head.
k - *laughs on mute*
💋 ibrahim
t - well hello there… katya, do you like braids?
k - i loooove braids! he looks more… polished than the other one though. than the blond lad.
t - yes, which i’m gonna ruin the moment he walks in my house. holding on to those braids for dear life! *bird noises*
k - he’s really young though.
t - yeah, for you, who looks 65 on a good mug day, honey, but i’m young.
k - *laughs*
t - i don’t know if i would go there though, i don’t like teaching.
k - the quiet ones are the worst, he might surprise you. he might be the freaky one asking for weird stuff after everyone is asleep.
t - cuts to him showing up to my bedroom with a blow torch, two helmets and a bottle of bubbly. “let’s do this!” and you know what? my momma didn’t raise no pussy, yes we will do this, ibrahim. *sticks tongue out* nickname, elephant trunk.
k - *dies on the couch*
💋 rocco
t - he’s hot!
k - yes, he really is, in a very douchey kind of way.
t - and just as hot he looks like he needs a shower…
k - A HUNDRED PERCENT! but it’s ok, i have a shower in my place.
t - do you though?
k - *laughs on mute*
t - i was just informed his tattoo means soup. how much do you wanna bet he’s gonna pass it as something meaningful?
k - *in douchey guy voice* “i’m hugging a lion cub on my tinder profile because that’s the only creature who can mask my scent”… bet he tries to pass it as masculine and you know what? he could dick me down in the mood, i wouldn’t give two shits.
t - it’s only one ride to herpes city with this one.
k - he just gives me “dirty dick” vibes and i’m torn whether i would take it. cause i’ve done worse…
at least you got paid, uhhh *sticks tongue out*
💋 noah
t - oooh, very silence of the lambs of him to say shhh in his description.
k - you go to his place to see it’s surrounded by edgar allan poe parafernalia and everything has just the right amount of dust on top.
t - do you think he’s hot?
k - i do, yes, very much. and he’s really tall so he could fucking tower me into the lord of the rings realm.
t - *bird noises* ah, you know this nerd must be talking about lord of the rings all the fucking time. also, he might kill you after but… sis, i’m up for the ride on that gothic styled dick. you just know it’s curved to match the aesthetic of his house.
k - *laughs in mute*
💋 bobby
t - are children allowed in this show?
k - mama, that’s a minor… *shakes head* that’s a fucking minor.
t - *teen voice* i just got back from school and i just finished my teen wolf marathon so i’m here to party!
k - he’s 24?? how? where?
t - in that dick, mama. *laughs* do you think he has freckles on that dick?
k - a hundred percent… like you might catch him playing puppet with his cock after sex like it’s a bitch fest in drag race.
t - i’m surprised they’re so eloquent… hot people don’t need words so i’m surprised they can even say their names without having to read from a card.
💋 henrik
t - oh, wait, mama… tarzan but make it straight… and clean… *looks closely at the screen* well, semi-straight.
k - yeah, yeah, he’s like a… um, a spicy straight. would you fuck him? ‘cause i think he’s hot but… i don’t know if i would let him fuck me.
t - he would be distracted by your pulsing anus and run to his mom.
k - *laughs on mute*
t - that child would be screaming for help and love island would turn into hunger games. just you, in fur, i don’t know where you found the fur…“
k - i have the budget!
t - do you though?
k - *dies on the couch*
t - and then, that carebear runs towards the sea and all he can see runniing after him is this face, saying ”wanna sex young boy?“ poor guy just came here to dumb around these other fuckers, little did he know…
💋 lucas
t - WHO IS THAT?
k - *stares in confusion* i’m… we don’t have that here do we? like…
t - nah, i’ve seen love island usa, mary, i can’t stress this enough, that’s where the stupid people are at. but if they looked like that i wouldn’t mind doing all the talking!
k - would you fuck him?
t - for him i would let his dad fuck me. hard! there’s a reason why drag queens are not invited to these… at any giving point that dick would be in my mouth in the open kitchen. people would be like trixie, again??? and all i can do is *shrugs*
k - yeah no, that one could ruin my credit, he could piss on me.
t - *bird noises* i’ve seen less looking humans doing that to you so i can only imagine what a hot guy could do.
k - *snaps tongue alyssa style*
#litg#love island the game#litg s2#litg season 2#katya zamo#trixie mattel#I WOULD DIE TO SEE THEM PLAYING LITG AND FILMING THEIR REACTION
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On a similar note from my post comparing class 1-A and B's girls, I'm also cackling at how deep the male cast of 1-B is.
Top of the list is Monoma, the most dramatic person in the world. By all accounts, he should be an ass, yet he isn't. One of the smartest characters on the show, always analysing. Supports anyone that isn't in the rival class. His hero costume is basically "Phantom of the Opera" meets "Pocket watch collector". It's great. He's also a huge fan of french comics, or "bandes dessinées". Iconic as hell.
Kuroiro is the embodiment of darkness and schemes, constantly talks in a melodramatic fashion, and basically started a rivalry to "Out-Goth" Tokoyami. The guy literally thinks he came from the void, he's that goth. Yet he goes soft and shy for one person (Komori). Literally my favourite trope in the entire world.
Kamakiri is brash, violent, and won't hesitate to cut a b*tch. His favourite hobby is collecting bugs. One of the most hardened, most violent characters on the show, and his side hustle is collecting bugs. One of the calmest hobbies that requires a cool head to handle the critters. Beautiful.
We got Shishida, who's quirk is called "beast". Pretty self explanatory; he can go feral at any given time. But when he's out of beast mode? Most respectful, and eloquent person we've ever seen. Most put together person. Probably does his taxes for fun. Refers to the girls in his life as "Lady (insert name here)".
Shoda is class vice rep, respectfully holds the brain cell of the class and respectfully gives it to Kendo when she needs it, and on his downtime is into wrestling. Also hella smart, probably analyses a lot of fights, so he can better use his quirk. Held no ill will towards the people who best him in a fight.
Honenuki has a skeletal appearance and is a recommendation student. Very versatile quirk, flexible way of thinking, gives his classmates massages if they're cool with it. All around good guy. His hero name you ask? Mudman.
Awase? Chile, anybody who follows me knows how much I love him, but we're gonna keep this short. Cusses on the regular, and is so good with his quirk that he managed to detain the most volatile and dangerous student in his grade without getting hurt. Cool headband, cynical, will outright refuse to be used as a welding tool. All these traits cannot disguise the fact that he's an absolute dork, referred to Kendo's dress as, and I quote "Kinda sexy". Was 100% ready to lay down his life to save a girl that he barely knew, and caught feelings for her as a result.
Kosei Tsuburaba, the ride-or-die man of class 1-B. Honestly, he might be almost as detailed as Monoma. Loves special effects in superhero movies, enjoys ball games, and is a hopeless romantic. I'm not kidding, he's constantly bending two of his classmates' ears with talk about romance. Dirty minded, but still extremely respectful.
Show me a side character who represents the duality of man more then Sen Kaibara. I'll wait. Has rbf 24/7, and is chill until it's time to fight. Then he's all smiles and excitement. My man is completely chill and generally doesn't give a damn unless it's time to fight. Phenomenal. If he was in the spotlight more, he'd be too op, and Hori knows that. Loves cameras and photography, probably takes candid shots of his friends.
Hiryu Rin, one of the only two canon foreign transfer students at U.A. Comes from China, his costume is modelled after a kind of Chinese zombie. Is that one friend who's always cold. Minds his business all the time.
The gentlest giant in the entire show is Kojiro Bondo. The guy makes model figures in his spare time, and is the sweetest soul. No further explanation.
Manga Fukidashi. Where do I even start with this dude. My guy has a whole speech bubble for a head, and that isn't even part of his quirk. This dude is always joking around, and basically wants to scream Onomatopoeias for a living as a hero. Loves kids, is probably going to be a hella popular hero, just you wait. He'll be one of the big three, mark my words.
And finally, the man, the myth, the metal: Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu. Got shot several times during the attack on the camp, and still kept fighting. Got set on fire, and still didn't relent. You'd think a guy like him would be mean and brash, but no. This dude legit gets sparkly eyes whenever he sees Kendo use the brain cell of the class. Supportive as hell, will always cheer you up.
So yeah. A nuanced class of good boys. And do you know what's even better?
They all chug that Respect Women Juice with every meal.
#bnha#class 1-b#neito monoma#shihai kuroiro#togaru kamakiri#jurota shishida#nirengeki shoda#juzo honenuki#yosetsu awase#kosei tsuburaba#sen kaibara#hiryu rin#kojiro bondo#manga fukidashi#tetsutetsu tetsutetsu
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Title: Jay’s Gay Agenda
Author: Jason June
Genre: YA Fiction | Romance | Friendship | LGBTQ+
Content Warnings: Infidelity
Overall Rating: 8.5/10
Personal Opinion: Painfully relatable for the lonely queer kid. But watching Jay gain new gay friends and a possible boyfriend is a great way to live vicariously. Fall in love with the diverse cast of characters created by the incredibly talented Jason June as you follow Jay’s journey through balancing his new fast-paced queer life in Seattle and his old life with his best friend back home.
Do I Own This Book? Yes. This was another Christmas gift to myself.
Couple Classification: Jay Collier X Albert Huang = Nerd X Nerd
Spoilers Below For My Likes & Dislikes:
Likes:
- I really hit the Gaysian heartthrob jackpot this week. This time, we have Albert Huang. A robotics and Digimals (parody of Pokemon Go) nerd who is classified as a VSB (Very Sexy Boy). He’s also described to have very firm and large pecs. He’s a gentleman, he’s kind, he’s hot, he’s smart, he’s so fucking patient? Like he is just a king and I adore him! I want good things for him specifically so Jay better not hurt him ever again! When I root for a fake man like this, that’s how you know you’ve made an amazing character.
- Jay’s parents are so cute and in love, I love that. I do really hope Jay’s dad gets some new Seattle buds to hang out with. Maybe a lesbian couple that loves Monday night football. I feel like too many parents in fiction just don’t like each other or don’t show it very well. The fact that Jay’s parents adore one another is beautiful. And how they look out for their son too. Even if it’s sometimes very embarrassing.
- Jay’s story is very relatable. Painfully so. I doubt I was the only out gay guy at Tech (we were a school of over 5k kids, there’s no way) but I was alone anyway. I didn’t try to seek out other queer folks because I was scared and just so used to the loneliness so I didn’t bother. I remember going to Vermont with the intent of living my best gay life. It didn’t work out that way. But because of that, I can relate to Jay and I absolutely get his desire to complete his agenda.
- Damon and Cami are such good friends to Max? Like they did the most for him and I love that. So supportive and kind and this is a straight footballer of all people. Damon is just so secure in his identity and I just respect the hell out of it. Him and the whole football team all cheering when Max and Reese kissed and made up? Iconic. The way they pushed all the desks into a heart? King shit. I love them.
- Speaking of the football team, the one himbo on the team? Julian? Hilarious. He’s really out here doing his best in fashion design and not knowing shit. But he’s like the biggest fan of Mr. Bogosian’s terrible puns and is so supportive of everyone? I love him. He’s not even in the main cast and I love him.
- The comedy is on point! The moment when Damon accidentally slapped Jay’s ass will live rent-free in my mind forever. And Jay going “guess I’m the gay guy that’s into spanking” is hilarious. It sent me. Like, he didn’t have to say that so casually but he did!
- The DigiGang? An amazing friend group. Shruti and Reese and that one girl (fuck, I forgot her name but she’s the goth girl obsessed with teeth) are just so protective of Albert. They were ready to throw down with Jay in order to defend him. It is just so sweet. And they’re also all smart? Shruti is a robotics queen. Sending Jay and Max into economics on a speeding roller chair. Icon.
- Diversity wins in general. We have a bunch of gay kids with Jay, Max, Albert, Reese, Tony, etc. Plus, Tony’s frat not being bothered by a gay dude? Truly a progressive college. Even if Tony is a rat bastard. We got drag queens, multiple POC , and women in power. Lu being accepted into college with a full ride after she exposed the gender pay gap for bus drivers? Queen shit. I also love her aunt Carol crying over her niece rekindling her friendship with Jay.
- The scene where Albert sent in PrinterBot to deliver a new Jansport backpack to Jay and also ask him to Homecoming was the cutest goddamn shit I had ever seen. I am not joking when I say that it was so so so romantic! Like that’s the kind of thing I can only dream about.
Dislikes:
- Tony. Buddy. Fuck you. That’s all I really want to say on it but I am going to be specific anyway so I remember what a piece of shit he is. Firstly, he and Max had claimed he was not a relationship kind of guy. Only hookups. He’s out here only fucking Jay while being hot. And Jay was the 13th dude he had sex with according to the tally marks on his door. Everyone in his dorm didn’t give a shit even though it seemed like they should know about Dylan. Who is Dylan you may ask? He’s Tony’s boyfriend! Oh my god. He was cheating on his boyfriend and he did it multiple times! Rat bastard. Disgusting. A liar and a user. I hope all of his buddies and Dylan dump him. It is utterly repulsive, his behavior. I already knew there were many red flags from how he exploded at being called a frat boy instead of a fraternity boy and flipping off a driver who rightfully honked at him while he was stalled.
- Jay truly fucked up but I think Max needed to own up to some of his shit more. He blew up his own life and overreacted over the whole Reese debacle. He never let him explain? I think Max is funny and I get why he pushed people away but he really went too far with the Reese situation. The fact that Reese didn’t even move on to someone new but Max took it that way anyway is just so stupid. Miscommunication for the sake of drama at its worst. I will say that Reese’s behavior did not help either. Reminds me of Declan in Felix Ever After. He was a douche to his ex for no real reason and I hate it. But in this particular case, Max was at fault here more than Reese.
- Albert is a far better man than I. But I’ve never been in love so what do I know? But nah, it’s gross of Jay to hook up with a hot dude after telling Albert that he can wait. And the way he lied to Lu too? Ugh. I am a little more lenient on the Lu case though because Lu ditched Jay first throughout the summer for Chip. A guy who was most definitely not worth it. But this might be just me since my friends and I are tight even when one of us is in love. I just don’t get how Jay and Lu had the audacity to abandon each other like that. At least Jay felt guilty over it.
- I don’t tend to have issues with an author’s writing style because everyone is unique. But I think Jay had way too many thoughts in between his dialogue and even others when they were speaking. Like it gave me the image of him standing still and not replying for several hours before continuing his thought. It just breaks up the tension in the worst way in my opinion.
- Also, I get why Jay uses “Frack” instead of “Fuck.” He was raised in an area where over 90% of the population was religious in some capacity, so he was censored all the time, even at home where both of his parents are atheist. But the overuse of “Frack” was a bit much and I kind of wish someone questioned him about it. Because I don’t get why Albert seemed to be instantly attracted to him. Not that “Frack” is necessarily a turn-off but it’s not for me.
- What was with the older gays teasing Jay and Albert on their date at the drag art exhibit? Like, they’re clearly teens and what do you pervs have to do with their sex life? It’s none of your goddamn business. Talking about tops and bottoms too, it’s 2021, let people be whatever the fuck they want. Don’t limit it to top and bottom if we can do either! But if you do, in fact, prefer one over the other, no sin in that. Let Jay and Albert do things in their own time and shut the fuck up. To be clear, I have the utmost respect for my queer elders. Those two fictional gays can go fuck themselves though.
#Booklr#Booksbooksbooks#Book Blog#Book Review#Book Recs#Jay's Gay Agenda#Jason June#LGBTQ#Queer Books#Queer Lit#Queer Representation
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Worlds 2022 - Women’s SP
I’m late to everything again, but idc. Thoughts:
- My girl Mana did so well! I’m so glad her Olympic experience didn��t completely get her down. And it was probably the right choice to play it safe here and just go for a 2A. Congrats on a really nice SP!
- Tzu-Han Ting was really great and I really enjoyed her skate. And yeah, it definitely felt like they robbed her.
- I loved Olga Mikutina’s SP! The music, the choreography, the new costume, and just the vibes of the program were so cool! I’ve said before that I have a thing for goth programs, so yeah - this was right up my alley, loved it.
Also, skating aside for a second: Olga was born in Kharkiv in Ukraine and I can’t even imagine how hard it must have been to focus on training while her hometown is currently being bombed. She’s also been vocally protesting against the Russian invasion since it started (she and Severin Kiefer made the hearts with the Urkainian flag that somes skaters were wearing in solidarity).
- A few years later, the male announcer still hasn’t learned not to mispronounce “Nicole Schott” as “Nicole Schrott” and I wonder when someone is going to tell him that “Schrott” means garbage/junk in German and that he’s been announcing her as “Nicole Garbage” this entire time.
- Mariah getting a small medal is cursed, I hate it. They overscored her so badly here. I really don’t get what was supposed to be so great about that skate. (And seeing people say that they’re just overscoring other white skaters more when the Russians aren’t here... yeah, I can’t help but agree.)
- Haein was really lovely and her score seemed harsh.
- I still dig Karen’s SP (like I said - goth programs ftw). Glad she performed it better here, but what a shame about the popped Loop.
- Wakaba’s scores will never stop making me angry, huh? It’s awful how it’s always the same people who get robbed. I do agree with the negative GOE on the 2A (and with calling it as a 2A) and with the F(e) (I’d have maybe gone for F(!), but yeah) - but the score still seems way too harsh. The PCS in particular is an absolute joke. And it’s telling how the judges don’t always give proper edge calls to other people, but here they suddenly can.
- Kaori’s skate was great! I’ve got to say this Gladiator SP really grew on me - I wasn’t a fan at first, but now I really like it! I’m super happy for her and she really deserves the title after getting robbed of it last year and getting robbed of silver in 2019. Her reaction to the score in the Kiss and Cry was absolutely precious. That said... and I hate to say it, but I do think she was overscored. Not in comparison to how the Russians are scored these days of course, but in comparison to how other Japanese skaters - in this case Wakaba - are getting scored, it’s noticable that Kaori is the one who has the Fed’s support. I just wish JSF had the energy to politic for all their skaters like this.
- Alysa’s skate, to my own surprise, might have been my favourite of the bunch this time. That was just a really enjoyable performance to watch on a purely subjective “do I enjoy watching this” scale. I love the music and outfit and she really seemed to have fun with it. I wanted to hug them when they started crying afterwards. She’s really been through a lot this season. Also they should have definitely placed ahead of Mariah here and I don’t get how they didn’t. (Oh right... racism. Yikes.)
((Also, Alysa is just a really sweet and likable skater that I want to root for, you know? It’s pratially just their adorable and infectiously happy personality, partially that I just really respect seeing someone actually go from a quad jumping kid to a more mature skater who doesn’t just focus on jumps, and partially also that she’s been a sentimental favourite of mine ever since I witnessed a whole bunch of Russian fans vocally root against her at the Junior GPF 2019 in Turin - just because Alysa was Kamila’s biggest competition at the time and maybe because of some Cold War BS as well. If you’d sat in that audience and heard the way a bunch of adults started to loudly roar and cheer when a 13-year-old didn’t win, you’d have started to root for that 13-year-old skater out of principle, too.))
- Young’s skate was another candidate for my favourite program of the event - amazing! Idk why, but this was the most I’ve ever enjoyed watching her skate this SP. So far, I’ve preferred her FS this season while just feeling “meh” about the SP, but this time I loved it! And I’m not entirely sure if that’s because she skated it better than before, or just because I’m not as tense watching this as I was during the Olympics - probably both. But yeah, great skate - should have also definitely placed ahead of Mariah.
- Loena was great and it’s nice to see a small fed skater do so well here! And she’s definitely a fighter to do so well with an injury. And again - a precious reaction in the Kiss and Cry. That said, she was also scored too generously here. The most obvious example is the opening 3Lz3T-Combo: The landing was pretty shaky, but only J9 have this combo negative GOE (-1). Most even gave it +2. And while I admit I don’t always get edge calls right, the Lz in the combo looked like a pretty clear Flutz to me? Am I wrong there?
Conclusion: I will say that while I still have issues with the scoring (the racism was very obvious this time), this was still the most enjoyable women’s SP I’ve seen in a long time. You take out the Russians and suddenly you’ve got an interesting competition again - even so, the ISU still needs a reform because in the long run, no sport can exist without fairness.
#Figure skating#Worlds 2022#World Figure skating championships 2022#Olga Mikutina#Alysa Liu#Young You#Loena Hendrickx#Kaori Sakamoto#Wakaba Higuchi#Karen Chen#Haein Lee#Mana Kawabe#Tzu-Han Ting#Nicole Schott#Mariah Bell#long post
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