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necromancer-nonbinary · 10 months
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i want to go home
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livinahey · 5 months
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aaaaaastrobs-essions (jk) .・゜゜・
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i'm back :)
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if you struggling with low self esteem go to fire sun/earth mars/venus in angles (1h/4h/7h/10). They will cheer you up and remind you that you deserve fine things in life 💅✨🧚‍♀️ just dont fake your insecurities to them or theyll disgusted by you
speak of self esteem, someone that have their asteroid medusa (149) in your 2nd are the one that silently judge and mock you. the one that try to attack your self esteem. the one that underestimate you; and will start to think "whats cool about them?" if you get great achievement in life. EVEN think that you dont deserve that and it should be them because they think theyre way much better than you 😹😹 what a bitch. beware of them try to steal your great things as a result ‼️😒👹💥💥
asteroid nemesis (128) in house shows ab whats hurt you then you develop animosity/hatred to it, check the theme of the house
1h - hatred towards self identity, hatred towards how people see you, you can hate your looks :(
2h - hatred towards possessions. You may lacks of material possessions, feel less than others in that area and you hate it
3h - hatred towards sibling, neighbor
4h - hatred towards family
5h - hatred towards "spotlight", flings, drama, childlike spirit
6h - hatred towards coworker, health (you may feel youre less healthy than others)
7h - hatred towards partner (✋💀💀), partnership itself. you likely wanna do everything alone
8h - hatred towards mystery. you hate it when someone hides something from you, not clear ab something, keeping something from you, being secretive
9h - hatred towards um.... tw religions. sorry you probably hate particular beliefs. hatred towards travelling, inlaws are also possible
10h - hatred towards public image, fame. you can hate public figures, famous person 😹😹 (im laughing because yeah we all know public figure often are not what they show on the media aka theyre fake)
11h - hatred towards friend, hatred towards what you see on internet. can be indicator of someone that dont like to use social media, or you give hate speech/comments on social media
12h - hatred towards whats "out of reach"
cardinal moons are pure souls that surrounded by "darkness". they can easily influenced by negativity from their surrounding so they MUST, i say MUST to keep good ppl around them or....bye (aka they can turn themselves into the evil)
what's with sag venus and having interest in things that they shouldnt be interested to
taurus women have this fiery strong badass facade to them, while the men looks like cute puppy (and wise???) lmao (for sun moon mars)
mutable mercury in first decan (0°-9°) why are you like to lie for no reason. are prone to say what they dont really mean. go seek better hobbies!
some of leo sun men are gay but they hide it by having love relationship with women... that's very weird (and irritating) of you
undeveloped earth venus only falls for/want to dating popular goodlooking mf even if in personality wise theyre not that best and it can leads to unfulfilling relationship 💁‍♀️
talk ab earth venus, i see them always fall for fixed sign venus (no im not referring them fixed venus as bad one that i mentioned above)
developed earth venus? they dont need to be with someone to increase their status, they simply being the (true) great person they are 🤩 (they know how to and do get the good life by themselves!!)
what i like ab fire moon is theyre so passionate but sometimes it can be too passionate where it leads to them making unnecessary drama 😭😭
water suns are prone to being delusional 😹😹
air venus stop giving mixed signals
i cant help but think ab where sagittarius in your chart shows what's "wild", "crazy" about you. thats why pluto in sag generations being seen as scary bcs the power (pluto rules ab power) they have.... 😹😹
moon-neptune aspects 🤝 say something then regret it
libra big 6 placements 🤝 attract petty ppl (and then get attacked, being seen as bad one when they just want to defend/protect themselves :()
undeveloped fixed moon 🤝 being petty
pluto in earth house (2h/6h/10h) are the brat but loved lmao
aqua mars 🤝 makes ppl amazed
air sign jupiter give the vibes of unstoppable teenagers (in a good way). see blackpink lisa (aqua jupiter), nct jaemin (gemini jupiter), newjeans hanni (libra jupiter), or another air sign jupiter you know! 😉
saturn-sun aspect are prone to experience unexpected loss :(
there's nothing more i hate in synastry than squaring to venus aspect... bc i feel unwanted there 🧍‍♀️🪓
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peachypinkygloss · 10 months
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For the event, imagine like rivals to lovers with scientist namjoon
Congrats on 2k!!!!!!!
thank you, baby!! 🤍 hope you like it! 🥺
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petty behaviour
You're being a bit petty with Namjoon since the day he got promoted and not you. Being a bitch has consequences.
pairing: scientist!namjoon x scientist!reader
genre: rivals to lovers, co-workers au, eventual smut
warnings: reader's a bitch and namjoon can't stand her, a lot of slurs and curses lol, degradation, off-screen smut (gotta keep it short, im sorry 😔), 1k words.
a.n.: i know nothing about scientists 😭 but i know scientist namjoon is hot like fire 🔥 i definitely went with something umm... spicier, but you can't tell me there isn't chemistry between those two 😏
This is part of my 2k milestone celebration! Here is the post for the drabble game if you want to participate and send in a request of yours! 🤍
♡・2k celebration masterlist・♡
You don't hate Namjoon, you just don't appreciate him, it's different. Last year, when you thought you were going to get promoted, he stole it from you. He always steals everything from you as if you didn't work hard to earn it.
Why did your boss decide to give Namjoon the promotion instead? Because he's more loved by his co-workers, that's what everyone wanted, that he gets awarded and not you.
Right, you're not the most appreciable colleague they can have, you suppose it makes sense people prefer Namjoon, but that doesn't mean you didn't deserve the promotion.
You worked hard for it and it was practically in the pocket, your boss was totally over the moon with the progress you've made in the scientific world, but Kim Namjoon came with a groundbreaking theory and there was your promotion... flying away from your hands.
Since that, you never miss to send Namjoon a dirty look whenever he enters a room. That's childish of you, but you couldn't care less. You don't have a reputation to keep clean, unlike him, who every time you're being arrogant, he can't snap back.
You're rarely alone in the science labs and people would hear him if he said anything a bit mean to you. That can't happen, so he only side-eye you when you criticize his work habits or when you judge the way he analyzes samples.
It satisfies you to see his jaw clench and his hands forming fists because you know he finds you annoying. Even though you're aware envy and jealousy push you to behave this way, for once, you feel powerful.
Maybe it's a way to get revenge. You could argue that it's not necessary, that he deserved it as much as you did and no matter how petty you act, the promotion still won't be yours.
But there's something so relieving about anger, so intoxicating, it makes you want more, be meaner and even pettier. You want to see those eyebrows knit together, flames dancing in his eyes, his muscles flexing and his jaw clenching.
You want him to be mad, much angrier than you are.
That's why you're doing it again, now. It's late in the evening, most people have left and there are only the two of you in the lab.
The irony is you are both working on the same project... You weren't happy when your boss announced you were going to spend the next few days with Namjoon, but it could be a way to prove yourself to your superior and finally show that compared to your co-worker, you're much more hardworking.
"You're going to ruin the sample," you observe, eyes strained down on his hands where he manipulates the small glass plate. You stand beside him as he's sitting on a stool, doing tests and measurements.
He slowly looks up at you, the plate still secured between his long fingers, and the expression on his face almost makes you shudder from head to toe. You've been bugging him since this morning, you don't doubt he's completely tired of you now.
"I'm not," he replies coldly, looking into your eyes for much longer than necessary. When you think he's going to curse you back, he only glances down at his working table.
You feel frustrated that he isn't giving you the attention you wanted, the hate and the anger you needed to pull out from him in order to finally make him snap.
He fumbles through his notes, continuing his work instead of talking to you. Why does he have to be patient, so calm and not bicker back? You realize the lower you go, the higher he goes.
"I don't think the boss knew the risk he was taking by putting you on this project," you let out, leaning on the table and placing your other hand on your hip. "You're the reason why we can't make any progress, you're a burden on the team," you bite, and hard.
This is when he clenches his jaw, sharp and defined, his muscles contracting at how annoying you're being. He tries to hold himself back and you wonder what passes through his head right now, how many insults he throws at you mentally. This only encourages you to go farther.
"I'm surprised you still haven't been kicked off the project," you smirk. "They might prefer you over me, but they're all hypocrites. They know you don't deserve to be on this project. You better quit, it'll be less embarrassing for you."
You don't think you've gone too far before he raises from his seat and pins you against the table. You gasp out of surprise, not realizing what's happening until he grasps your jaw and forces you to face him. He presses hard on your cheeks, making your lips jut out.
He dominates you with all his height, making you feel small and insignificant, like he's dealing with a rock in his shoe. You look up at him, now acting like a coward, your mean attitude long gone.
"Aren't you tired of being a bitch with me all the time?" He asks, voice calm, not an ounce of anger behind it. "Or you're just so fucking needy of my attention you can't shut that petty mouth?" Namjoon adds on and gosh, why do you feel your core heating up.
You got what you wanted. He snapped and that's not what you've imagined at all. Even when mad, Namjoon won't yell at you. And you hate that he's right.
"You know what, sweetheart?" He slightly grins, staring down at you while having you trapped between him and the table, literally defenceless. "I think you're frustrated. Didn't get dick for a long time, got you acting like a fucking deprived slut."
He then turns you around and you don't say anything. What would you say anyway? Disagree with him when you're totally aroused by his lewd words? Were you unconsciously asking for his cock all this time? Maybe.
"But don't worry, I'm gonna give you what you need. You won't have to beg for my dick anymore."
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arthurtaylorlester · 7 months
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RETURN OF THE KING: MALEVOLENT LIVEBLOG EPISODE 37 THE FARM
spoilers (you already know)
back at it with some humming!
JOHN MY BELOVED !!!! youre so bitchy i love him
HES SO PETTY HELP
harpers hill mention omg (harpers hill hijinks coming soon)
“MY BOOK HMPH 😤” girl 😭😭
“i didnt realise” yes because you cant see and john is like really really dumb
it kills me that john is bitching about oscar not finding anything but like what information have you contributed in the last 3 episodes
ive missed bullying john
malevolent is a comedy and i will stand by that
mmm rain sounds
HYPNOS GREEK GOD MENTION ‼️
“can you imagine hahah” yes i can it was the best arc of the show send tweet
well you havent seen his face
whys john being so quiet all of a sudden?
OH WHAT THEFUCK I SAW RHIS COMING
“i suppose ill just watch again” SOMEONE IS A JEALOUS GIRL
arthur ignoring john….. the girls are going to DIVORCE
“not you sorry ^_^” and then he goes back to ignoring john?? girl
oh wait that was very sweet
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST TOOK ABDHDNFN
sorry arthur speaking to john like that just destroyed me
I TRUST YOU AND YOUR MY FRIEND??? IM NOT TRYING TO IGNORE YOU?? THEYRE COMMUNICATING A
“its not because i dont care 💛” “…yes?” oscar this isnt about you
poor guy though he must be so confused
arthurs tone changes so much when he speaks to john
someone get john a pair of glasses either that or he was too busy daydreaming to see the turnoff
oh of course john would want to split off because he hasnt ever seen a horror movie arthur if you die then it’s your fault for not showing him the movie 🙄
“we might have to sleep in the car” okayyyy
oh so now john wants to give him info because he deserves to know
aaaand now he doesnt want to tell him. we love a hypocritical king !!!
return of the canadian sourry
you dont need to sound so smug that he looks hurt john 😭😭
okay oscar love the existential crisis while reading very relatable
is he gonna say arthur is his purpose
oh for fucks sake
NOT THE SOFT “oscar”
ok oscar is def into arthur and arthur saying “i don’t believe in god” is like rejection. this is how unrequited blindfaith can still win.
also god believes in you? well john and kayne sure seem to believe in him for what its worth
oscar nooo dont devote yourself to arthur that never ends well
john i dont care about oscar either but you have got to stop laying it on so think jfc
john the undefeated more like john the opportunist
“woAH” same john same
oooh so john can see auras now basically?
what monster are we gonna find in the barn 👀
oh that sounds fun actually though /j
AWW I KNEW HE WAS GONNA ASK IF HE WAS OK
ok i love how prominent the dreamlands are this episode i was just thinking about how good it was
john just wants his alone time with arthur because he cant answer his questions
“i need another set of eyes” thats like the one thing john can do it must be kinda sad to like, not be able to fully do the one thing you used to be great at
“ *gasp* a forgotten one :0” john dont act like you know what that means
hey is john a forgotten one then. is he. is he though.
can everyone except arthur feel the weirdness of places
NOT THE MUSIC BOX MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND HARLAN WHEN ARE YOU GIVING US AN OST PLEASE IM BEGGIN YOU
ITS MIDNIGHT DONT GO IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT ITS RAINING YOURE BEING CHASED BY AN EDLRITCH THING
john its ok if you didnt see it you dont need to justify yourself ❤️‍🩹
john sounds almost scared to go in the basement lol
the stairs are gonna give out at a later date im calling it
what could possibly happen in the last 15 minutes
a door ajar omg is that a wtnv reference
did arthur almost die by getting crushed by a bunch of furniture
oh a barricade i know what this is about
oh happy halloween btw guys
OSCAR JUMPSCARE
my honest reaction too john
what… what did you just sink into….
oh hole in roof, cool
arthur pay attention oscar hes gonna set hjmself on fire on accident
the jarthur was too busy analysing the painting to pay attention to oscar
OH GODDAMIT ARTHRJ WHAT THE FUCK JOHN WHAT THE DAGGER? THE ONE HE SLIT HIS THROAT WITH
oh he wants to cut it off ok
jfc 7 minutes oh no
I CALLED THE STAIRS CAVING IN
GUYS HE WAS READING THE BOOK OFC HE KNOWS
question: how strong is arthur physically
“A TOWEL!” “A TOWEL?” as i said a comedy
WE GOT A “WELL DONE ORTHUR” LETS GO
you know its weird that i can handle this fine but couldnt deal with the michael torture in the woe.begone finale
NO ARTHUR ITS NOT OK
HES ISNT GOING TO MAKE IT
oh ok hes fine sort of ok
the music goes so hard again
that arthur was so scared
ok the arms alive run
or get john to arm wrestle it idk
“what thE fUCK WHAT THE FUCK” my daily vocabulary
and oscar was right :)
RUN YOU IDIOTS
arthur you could at least carry him instead of dragging him that poor poor man
i find it amusing that this mostly happened because of jarthur studying a painting and ignoring the man currently in possession of their braincells
indeed what do we do now
and thats a wrap! oh boy what an episode i have THOUGTHTS (oscar is not surviving this)
i know like maybe 2 people read this type of posts but i enjoy making and reading them back. so if youd like me to keep going with these i will :)
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t00thpasteface · 5 months
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How do you like the mash movie?
I saw the series first, my dad is a fan and we used to watch it together, and was surprised at its more serious tone. Frank Burns also struck me as also a pathetic idiot but in such a different way and also has these evil vibes. Because of you I discovered the books, got them, and im having even more shocks!
i fucking LOVED IT. i was absolutely HOWLING the entire time. my favorite bits were:
the opening where you see the dangling arms of the bodies in the choppers??? oh my god. i was like GASP. the insane blood and gore was awesome and really drove home how petty and wacky everyone's being
hawkeye's stupid tinted glasses and bucket hat <3 sooo 70s.
mulcahy getting immediately ignored the second he's introduced. mulcahy basically acting like a frightened mouse in every scene he has. he is so sad. he's really not cut out for this
frank being introduced as an aggressive bible thumper (very funny contrast to the likeable and shy priest) so him cheating on his wife with margaret, who is also married, is even funnier
radar(!!) being the one who puts the mic under frank and margaret's bed
mulcahy hearing them bang, leaning in bc he thinks it's a radio program he enjoys, and going D: when he Realizes
suicide is painless. holy shit. did you know a 14 y/o wrote the lyrics? his dad said "i needed the lyrics to be extremely stupid, and 14 year old boys are masters of stupidity." mom just learned that and has been telling all her 50-60 y/o friends. also both versions in the movie are sung beautifully (and thus hilariously)
the unbelievable fruitiness of hawkeye and trapper at all points but especially in the golf related scenes
trapper spawning the olives out of nowhere. player.placeatme olivejar 1
bring me the sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! (dramatic zoom)
RADAR STEALING HENRY'S BLOOD??
hawkeye's entire interaction with painless just SCREAMING "chaotic bisexual who's been out the longest of anyone in the friendgroup and will forcefully yank you out of the closet the second you start questioning"
racists do not get dignified with a response. racists get shoved out of their chair
DON'T LET HIM KISS YOU HAWKEYE!
frank getting carted away in a straitjacket and never seen again
margaret hating the idea of football until the general wants it and suddenly she's a cheerleader with pigtails bc she's completely spineless. god she's so evil in this i LOVE horrible evil women. full agency at being the worst person ever <333 i support women's wrongs and i love watching chicks who are just slow-motion car crashes
"i was thinking we should have some plays, cause yknow, football teams always have plays" "actually i took the liberty of drawing about seven or eight plays for us to try ^_^" "great! ...what do these arrows mean?"
MASH EM! SMASH EM! KILL, KILL, KILL!
OH MY GOD THEY SHOT HIM!!!
hawkeye suddenly not wanting to leave once he's actually able to 🥺
end credits being read over the loudspeaker like the other movie night announcements. so. cute.
okay sorry. good movie. i had fun and cried laughing ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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halfmoth-halfman · 9 months
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IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN, EXCEPT THE BUILDING IS 141!!!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO BABY!!!
At first when I saw Canary had no gun wound, I was like - Did she not get shot??? Did someone else take the bullet for her??? (my memory do be bad, my bad - but the angst potential of someone else getting hurt in Canary's place...yummy) And then I was like, is she dead?? How's she gonna get her revenge on Graves and Makarov and Makarov's bratty daughter???😧
I'm glad you kept me on my toes with that lol.
Finally had an interaction with Adler.....in heaven. That talk was necessary for Canary, I think. I think nothing can motivate a jilted kid as much as their desire to enrage and spite their estranged parents. (Too relatable for me, cuz I'd have done the same lol) Even tho a lot of shit Adler said was unfounded, it did fuel the fire Canary needs to keep going, especially if she wishes to enact revenge on those who wronged her. And you wrote this scene beautifully! (but I also wonder if this talk, esp with Adler being all "Trust no one" would make Canary paranoid af and refuse any help from 141. Or maybe she'd accept their help in taking down Price/Makarov, but would be hella distant and try to remove herself from the entire '141 is family' thing they've got going on?)
And Price is now in jail cuz Graves framed him for attempted murder????? Oh hell to the nah!
Like idek what Price and Canary are now, after everything that has happened. But if Graves goes around framing my Price for something he did, they'd be hell to pay. I'd raise a fucking riot, bitch!
As always, amazing chapter. And I can only wait for what would happen next. Does Canary recover? Does she get Price out of jail? Does she have a run in with Makarov, or Graves? What would Shephard say to her if she just barged into the police station and demand him to release Price as he did not murder her, since she's standing in front of him....alive? So many questions and theories to ponder over, hm....Can hardly wait for where the story goes! Have a great weekend, Moth. You deserve it after serving us with such delicious fic updates <3333
- 🍄 anon
alskdjasdlas i'm sorry all i could think about from that first sentence is canary coming back from the dead and just being like:
eggman voice: "i've come to make an announcement. phillip graves is a bitch ass motherfucker!"
ok so before i decided canary was going to get shot, i toyed with the idea of someone take a bullet for her instead. there was a very brief moment, where this chapter was going to end in either price or ghost's death, but i love them both too much and they need to have their redemption so i couldn't do that to them LOL
i agree, i think it was necessary for canary. she needed that push from adler, someone to light that fire in her in a way that only he really knew how to do. he knows how to push her buttons, how to get under her skin in just the right way to get her to act, but this time she's taking things into her own hands. and like, of course, she wants to get revenge of graves for her own reasons but choosing to go back and break down her father's golden child just to spite him? if there's one thing the adler family is good at, it's being petty.
adler definitely left a lasting mark of paranoia on her, and i think she'd be hesitant to trust the 141 even if he didn't just because of the events of the past five months. however, she does know she's going to need their help at least while she recovers, so i don't think she'd immediately burn that bridge. though who's to say what she might do once she's back on her feet. i guess it would depend on if the 141 tries to make it up to her, and if she wants to be in a more forgiving mood 👀
price sure is in jail, i wonder what's going to happen there. the rest of the 141 seemed stressed and surprised to see canary awake, imagine price sitting in a cell for however many weeks thinking she's dead and it's all his fault. :)
i don't think even price and canary know what they are. they certainly know they aren't together, but i imagine price still has major feelings for her (now paired with a lovely glass of guilt) so it would probably be up to canary whether to try and rebuild that relationship or not.
it'll be interesting to see what graves tries to do, esp now that canary is def not dead and actively trying to take him down. even more, it'll be interesting to see what shepherd does in light of this new information.
so many questions and theories!!! i'm so excited to see what everyone comes up with in the time between chapters omg
thank you so much, and i hope you have an amazing day and week!! 💜
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callmearcturus · 1 year
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im the patron saint of stoking petty fires so i'd love to hear your beef with TLOU and ND (which. idk what that is? my brain keeps trying to call it New Degas). feel free to rant
(hey this is a WHOLEASS RANT about how much i hate TLOU! if you even remotely like those games, maybe don't read this!)
my god. lottie. /drags hands over face. you need to understand that this is the beef of a person who has not played TLOU, will never play it, and haaaaaates it regardless. when TLOU2 won GOTY at the fucking game awards over more deserving titles with less fraught developers, i was incensed. i hate this games in the same was a child would hate broccoli. except instead of being good for you, broccoli is an emblem of everything wrong with the gaming industry, up there with Red Dead Redemption (which I fucking hate too).
Oh and ND is Naughty Dog, the developer of TLOU. Also there is some fucked up labor shit and sexual harassment shit at ND.
But what it comes down to is
I fucking hate prestige games as a genre. I hate what they have done to the industry. One of the markers of TLOU and ND's work is that they have codified what the Sony Studio Game has to be, and it's these incredibly cinematic, incredibly filmic, hyper-photorealistic dramas that want so fucking bad to be movies, I don't know how anyone talks shit about Kojima's movie boner while these fucking things are being made.
The cost that the rise of TLOU has wrought on the industry pisses me off to no end. Developers, especially the ones who work with Sony bc this is very much the House Brand of Playstation, fucking brag about "oh yeah we spent 6 months building the rig to animate this character's hair" and "we modeled these horses with such precision their balls get smaller in the cold" and "this lighting engine accounts for the dew point of the scene which we also coded an engine for"
all these things feel to me like feats of crunch, of throwing money at problems that don't exist, because it's a fucking blurb to tell IGN to hype your game, not anything the actual game benefits from or needs. making games is already such a fucking labor intensive artform and this shit feels like adding completely unnecessary complication in pursuit of a perfect simulacrum of reality.
i also hate the violence of them. i feel like ND thinks it's sooooo fucking ahead of everyone else. look at this, look at how BRUTAL it is, look at Ellie slit a human's throat in high definition, doesn't that make you feel something, GAMERS?
bitch, no. it doesn't. because that's one of the two verbs in these fucking games. you kill people or you watch a cutscene. and making players go "oh shit are we the baddies" has been an extremely common trope for years. Spec Ops The Line was 11 years ago, bruh, you need to learn a new trick than "making the player feel bad about violence, ooooooooo spooky". it's our ONLY. FUCKING. VERB.
they pour so much effort and money and time and labor into these games, these apex projects, and their verbs are the fucking same as the first goddamn Halo game. you kill things or you watch a cutscene. you just made the violence more visceral.
in the gaming industry, the people who really make shit that changes the landscape are people who try for something more worthwhile than "here, now you can play this gory movie." it's shit like new vegas asking me to make complex ethical decisions backed by hundreds of years of context and history. it's hades teaching players that failing is its own reward. it's toby fox using pixel art and a leitmotif to make me feel something. it's spiritfarer trying to teach people not to fear death and that kindness is important even at the end of everything.
i am philosophically opposed to the Sony Studio Model, to Naughty Dog, and to TLOU. I think they are holding the industry back. they're mediocre games because they're trying to be movies, and their mediocre movies because they're supposed to be games. I haaaaaaaate them.
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rwqv · 1 year
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christmas cheer
or, rev tries to write
a quackity x reader for @wimbledonsoot (because there is not enough 😢)
event organized by @grey-rambles ^_^
cw: swearing, mentions of quackity’s scar, fighting (verbally and physically)
yoooo hahaha hiiii sorry for the wait im just really bad at timing and i still got it out though so hahahha hi
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“Shit!” Quackity yelled at the top of his lungs. “You bitch, I am going to fucking kill you-”
Quackity looked at you with eyebrows furrowed, and you’d think if he looked at you any longer you’d catch on fire.
You smiled. “Shouldn’t have left Boner sitting out all alone in the rain, poor poor Boner. Do not ever try to steal my shit again.”
The pile of bones left from Boner’s corpse trembled and clacked together in the downpour of rain.
Quackity gritted his teeth. “You’re gonna fucking regret this.”
Months passed. You moved into a house in the middle of nowhere, leaving no trace of where you went. People came by your house whether to talk, trade, or just hand off supplies. You quickly forgot about Quackity’s threat, as you had heard from the people passing by that he got his ass handed to him against Technoblade. You feared nothing from his vague and empty threats.
Until one day, the sound of crackling reached your ears while you were fast asleep. You opened up your eyes only to see your entire farm, your front lawn, and part of your house was blown up. You sprinted outside, it being around 6 AM, to find everything you had been working on in ruins. You were furious, to say the least. The anger almost fueled you to just blow up yourself, until you found a little note not too far away from the wreckage.
Merry Christmas! How do you like the new renovations? Your house was looking quite boring, so I decided to spruce it up a bit ;)
Meet me ASAP. Las Nevadas. My office. I’ll be dying to catch up with you.
-Q
That petty bitch decided to pull this on you. You quickly grabbed your sword and pickaxe (for good measure) and set out for ‘Las Nevadas’ with the help of Tubbo.
As soon as the goat hybrid led you to the sandy hills, he let you marvel at what you were seeing on your own. Luminous signs, advertisements, towering structures, beautiful waterfalls and the cow farms were piercing your eyes, almost too much to take in at once. You stood there a while, gawking at the myriad of sights you were bearing witness to, until Tubbo looked back at you and snapped you out of it.
“Hurry up! It’s getting late, and navigating through the woods in the dark is a pain in the arse.” Tubbo whined.
Completely ignoring his complaints, you tentatively asked, “How is Big Q?”
Tubbo then half-assedly responded, “y’know”
“No, I don’t know?” You said.
“Y’know,” He once again responded, but before you could ask him what he meant you reached the doors to his office.
BANG BANG BANG!
You knocked on his door with your fists, almost punching the door. Q had no right to do that to you.
You then heard a sigh, and a shuffle, then followed by a sing-songy voice sung out by who obviously had to be Quackity, “Come in!”
Jesus. You collected yourself one more time before slamming the door open, taking in his room in entirety.
His walls were offwhite with gold pillars running through the walls, shining bright. Bookshelves lined around his desk area, which was facing away from the massive window as a wall, letting the sunset light breathe out into the surrounding areas. The Christmas lights and the tree with gambling coins on it gleamed so bright you’d think it was a star. The marble ground contrasted nicely with the red carpet leading down a straight line right to Quackity’s desk. You finally looked at him to take in the final piece of the puzzle. His hair was longer, a beanie no longer being able to hide the absolute mess his hair was. His face was tainted with a massive scar across his face, leaving one of his eyes blind. His dress shirt was half unbuttoned, revealing the necklace with 2 rings on them, both shining either orange or purple. His wings were out for the first time, yet they did not look healthy at all, since when you knew Quackity was Vice President, Schlatt would clip his wings in a desperate act of power. His feet were up on the desk, him obviously smug and reclining about your obedience to come here at his orders, almost like a dog.
“Oh, I see you’ve come to see me?” He asked calmly.
You were absolutely not having it. “You wrote it in your note, since, yknow, you blew up my fucking house.” you spat out.
“But I did not, I only blew up your front lawn!” He smiled, revealing the one gold tooth he had around the area where the massive scar was located.
You stomped over and grabbed him by the collar. “Now listen here, Alex.” You said with poison in your voice. “You’re going to repay me twofold in property and emotional damage, as well as beg for forgiveness from me. Got that?”
He chuckled. “No.” He simply responded, then broke into hysterics.
You were beyond furious at this point, as your eyes quickly darted to his chest, where the two rings on a string necklace hung. Quickly snatching the necklace, you secured it in the palm of your hand as he then started to bare his teeth.
You, then having a higher sense of pride, then said, “Tsk. Maybe this time you’ll beg for these two rings back. They seem so special to you, as you hold them so close to your heart.” You mocked him.
“Listen here, dipshit.” He growled out, “I don’t think you know how this works. You should be the one paying me for Boner, as well as for the trouble that you put me through.”
You then chuckled, mocking his tone, “No.” You then started fake laughing. “You damaged most of my property, incomparable to a pile of barely sentient bones.”
Quackity grabbed your collar in turn, and with a fiery red in his eye he slapped you across the face. “He was my everything, and you just mercilessly killed him.”
You both now holding each other's collars, and with a red mark across your cheek now, started sparring. You both didnt let go of each other’s collars, instead taking the closeness as an advantage.
You grab his hair that wasn’t inside the beanie, and yanked hard, bringing him to his knees. Yet, as he was still holding your collar, you got pulled down as well (not mentioning the fact that he grabbed onto your legs and pulled) and both of you started to try to grab anything to get back up, letting go of each other's collars. You got up first, finding his desk refuge as you lifted yourself up. Quackity, in turn, staggered up, yet he did not use his desk to lift himself up. He got himself up, then tripped on himself, falling down. You laughed at him as he staggered up again once more. Now, he was even more angry, grabbing his sword from his desk and he was looking back at you, with his sword in his hand.
You in turn, grabbed the pickaxe out of your inventory in an act of desperation, and he seemed to pause his actions for a moment as he stared at the pickaxe in a mix of anger, hate, and fear.
“What the fuck are you doing?” Quackity asked, eyes squinting at you.
“C’mon and fight. Or are you too scared?” You mocked, a smirk plaguing your face.
He growled at you, then starting to swing his sword, he grunted, “Fuck you.”
Your pickaxe and sword clashed together, and you two ended up in a position where the pickaxe and sword were stuck together, with your back facing the wall and Q in front of you.
You could do nothing but try and budge your pickaxe, which did nothing, on account of the fact that neither one of you wanted to let go as to give the other the advantage.
You stared at each other for a good while, slightly shifting, moving around to hope to escape from this, yet none of you could budge.
“Fuck you.” You quickly muttered out, hoping to beat him down with words.
“Go on and try.” He gave you a half-assed smirk.
You stared at him for another two seconds, letting him know about the fact that, you in fact, weren’t laughing at his joke. Finally, wanting to spite him, you closed the gap between you and him with a kiss.
“Jesus-” was all that you could feel from him saying it into your lips, although you could also feel a little smile on his lips.
You pulled away quickly, jokingly wiping your lips and he in turn jokingly spit out.
“We will talk about this later.” He said, before reconnecting with your lips.
SPRRY FOR THE BAD ENDING HBAHAHA i did most of this writing at night soooo sorry about that - i dud not read any of this ober so sorry about grammatical issues, i also had no idea and had to recieve help from a friend for the endinv fjriekejhr
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I firmly believe the bond between captain and first mate was solidified when deuce and ace left that barren island chanting ‘Arson! Arson! Arson!’ Not whatever flowery reason deuce gave in the novel. After all that novel is supposed to be deuces diary, he could very well be writing bullshit to cover for the fact that he’s just as bad as ace.
Hell I bet once they got hauled off to the moby the WBs pegged only ace as the arsonist and corralled him somewhere non flammable like ‘as long as we have at least one person watching him and putting out fires it’ll be fine’ and so didn’t notice the not yet assimilated deuce sharing his captains thought process perfectly and quietly setting the rigging on fire repeatedly until they took all 6 of his lighters and the emergency flint and steel
The point is they are as bad as eachother deuce just has training in pretending to be decent in front of people he doesn’t trust and ace doesn’t care to
Sabo and Deuce would actually love each other because they both have the distinct unhingedness of growing up privileged realising just how fucked up their position in a broken society is and going nah FUCK that noise
Sabo becomes a lead pipe toting bone breaking strongest grip in the fucking world man of the revolution fuck the government to the max
Deuce meanwhile becomes a pirate because why the hell not, reasons fuck being a normie i wanna see the world and cause a little ruckus at the same time and i respect that
I immensely enjoy the concept that Deuce was writing a cover up to make him look good and Ace look like a crazy bitch bc thats how it is and then it transitions into the actual loyalty love and respect of true friendship but man those initial chapters WOOF LMAO he put Ace DOWN for sure i know he did so i almost brainwd this motherfucker on this forsaken hunk of fuckall called sixis and his dumb fucking ass went hey wanna like hang out
WHERE IDIOT???? THERES NOTHING TO DO BRO
Anyway they both indulge in petty arson Ace just had to show Deuce his devil fruit like shit this is actually kinna sick and Deuce went whoa does it hurt no? Okay cool i have a confession i reealy like blowing shit up
Ace: sweet me too 👌🏽
Corraling Ace in somewhere nonflammable would be the showers and hes just there LMAO skulking in the showers in the Moby and side eyeing all the crew coming to shower like fuck i do not give a fuck about your dick jones just shower and get the fuck out k
Cue petty crew nervously showering as Ace glowers at them in his seastone cuffs from the corner of the tiled room aHAH DF ZHCHSJADB this is so stupid
And then Marco walks in naked and Ace is like AWOOGA!!!!!
I kinda care about YOU naked
And then Deuce throws his book at Ace like holy shit hes just showering man fucking get a grip
Ace literally a rabig dog debased insnane like the fucking ass dimples, do you see those legs can i ask him to step on me oleaspleapelase actually salivating over the pecs on this dude like he wants to smother himself in THOSE WOOFWOOF
Deuce opens his book of horrors and writes: My captain was a man of many and yet rarely well practiced talents, flirtation was never a strong suit of his but by the seas he tried. The one to receive the brunt of his bawdy affections was none other than the totally out of his league, Marco the goddamn fucking Phoenix, yeah you read that right, Marco the fucking Phoenix
Ace scowling at Deuce like stop that i can see the pinch in your eyebrows asshole i know youre writing some rude fucking shit well im abbouta shiv your ass that fuckin stupid pencil of yours you know I cant read dickfuck
Deuce flourishing as he writes just to piss him off more and Ace cant do anything cuz hes chained to the wall in the showers
Marco walks out finished with his shower and Ace actually makes the most pathetic noise in his throat like a kicked dog and Deuce thinks the boot shaped bruise across his face was totally worth the ten seconds of hyena laughter he got to work with (ace kicked at him so hard his shoe flew off and smacked deuce in the face)
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idk if this constitutes a dm bc usually im rotating izzy on a pike over flame & he occasionally catches fire so i have to let the smoke out of my mouth so. i did it yesterday & now i can offer only a seasoning: stizzy... izzy being dickish sure but also bested into silence... stede saying “good. because i quite liked it”(?) ... the next time they meet stede just. fully going mean girl ? 😭 maybe i need a rewatch but like i get izzy being particularly mean (esp bc of ed) but STEDE ? literally said ud see him again & that u enjoyed the fight. like imagine having a quarrel & like, for no reason in particular u cut open this mans shirt & in return he holds a dagger to ur face... and like that totes doesnt mean anything. the doki doki anime blushes r unimportant but then ur boss is so interested in him for some reason & then when u find him again to invite him for a meeting or whatever he called you the WRONG name & is like “this guy 🙄” when ur like . no you guy !!!!! being unprofessional & not getting my name right. FUCK YOU. like it literally is so.. what is wrong w them. like theyre both roleplaying tough like witty pirates while also being so cartoonishly silly themselves. & thats why i think stizzy can still win /j (also stedes “seems theres trouble in paradise 😏” as he walks away from ed & izzy ? petty bitch i love u)
sorry for the rlly late response but LMAO YES. STIZZY RIGHTS.
honestly tho I love the pre-ep 4 stizzy dynamic SO much because it’s like. before izzy really starts having a Miserable Time so he’s just confident and it’s the funniest little bitch vs bitch battle between them I enjoy it so much. like the way he keeps SMIRKING at stede through both this episodes?????? stede’s whole ‘I kind of enjoyed it’ thing?????? absolutely scrumptious. delicious. they’re so funny. idk if I had a real point to this but anyways they should make out and insult each other while they do it.
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linoone · 2 years
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Basically work has been turning me into more of a cunt. Let me bitch about it a little
For the past ... two months now i think , ive had to work at separate locations. Sometimes three a week. Initially i got hired at one location within walking distance of my house but am now part of the roster at a roach infested location, except not really because i cant clock in or out. Despite the fact ive been working there for a month
Other than fainting at work things were fine at first, but my coworkers have started talking negatively about me which ive mentioned before. I know this because they do it when i am within earshot, often to my back in the most literal sense possible. Its mostly one woman who complains about having to work with me because i, quote, “cannot do anything”. She talks about my apparent poor performance to other people even when i am a few feet away from her working the register. Ive even seen at least one other coworker possibly go to her to complain about me screwing up. Unless we are working alone, she uses someone else to talk to me. Everyone makes mistakes, but it feels like they are held against me when i make them despite the fact we are minimum wage fast food employees and not a 5 star restaurant
None of the complaints are in any way critical, its just me being bad at my job/being unable to do certain tasks right. I have worked for this company for not even 3 months, and admittedly was not trained well (plus my memory is shit). I even have a feeling that sometimes i made to do things /just/ so my coworkers have an excuse to talk about me being a horrible employee. I got laughed at for not knowing how to wrap food up properly. It is not a welcoming environment if youre new and feels like a clique. But because i am a warm body who can go to other locations, customers do like me, and i do my job well enough, i dont think my job is in real jeopardy unless i put my foot down about it. Im just a little slow because of autism (and theres no way on gods green earth im letting the coworkers at that location know i have autism)
The problem i have is despite how petty and bitchy i am, and with the 500 different ways ive complained about it on twitter and with family, i am not good with confrontation. And as much as i want to talk to management about not working there anymore (other than that it is a horrible environment, no communication between employees + the afformentioned roach infestation), based on past experience im worried that /ILL/ get in trouble for it, because i brought it up in the first place + because ive been getting ruder to her. I just let all my emotions build up and not do anything with them. Shes been working at the company for 7 years, surely she can talk to/about other employees how she feels like it?
Everyone ive talked to about it has said i am being taken advantage of by the company and that i have every reason to not want to work at that location. Plus, i am incredibly behind on my schoolwork because of it - i barely passed my first exam in my vet assistant course
I just worry that the worst thing possible will happen, because my luck is not good. Even if my family doesnt care if i get fired, /I/ care if i get fired. Because it just proves that in situations like this, and like the ones ive been through in the past (the reason i have ptsd in the first place), the best thing to do is just grin and bear it. And i am tired of having to put up with poor treatment
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leanatulipa · 21 days
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Episode 3 of Gossip Girl! I’m kind of binging but it’s fun. I kind of get the feeling that our girl is still mocking the rich which I love. But here we go.
- The song was awful and ridiculous and terrible. How conceited of a school do you have to be.
- Woah where did Jen’s sass come from? That’s a meanness I was not expecting from her especially towards her brother. Maybe it’s just sibling banter but now I’m paranoid
- Dad is gross too. It makes it so obvious how his behavior affects Nate.
- Blair is such an instigator. She does nothing but make issues for everyone and her influence is so toxic it’s infecting people around her. She’s just unpleasant.
- I feel bad for Serena. Like she’s still rich and privileged as hell and some of the stuff she says still bothers me. But she’s been through a lot like I understand her struggling so much.
- IM GONNA STRANGLE BLAIR FOR FUCKS SAKES SHES SO TOXIC. JUST STOP FUCKING TALKING TO HER ALREADY. There’s no reason for her to go out of her way to make Serena miserable because of something that SHES NOT ACTING ON. She’s not coming onto Nate. She’s not interrupting her life. She’s just a dramatic bitch.
- I hope Serena cooks Blair alive.
- Dude I’m loving Dan’s interview. I hope he does well
- I hope Nate crashes and burns.
- I hope Chuck dies in a fire.
- Damn Nate and Dan’s rivalry is impressive because it finally fucking exposing how privileged and pathetic Nate is. He worked and worked and worked for that usher position. And Nate, last in the class, swept it. I hate him and I hope Dan does amazing.
- I can’t believe people are pitying Blair’s stupid display.
- Blair and Chuck make a perfect couple for people I hate. I’d rip them both to pieces if I could.
(This show is gonna go on for years isn’t it…)
- Aw Dad is doing his best. They’re family is the best and most functional which is ironic but expected. I really feel for the Humphreys. Hope their lives get better.
- Chuck you sly, conniving, disgusting little bitch. How DARE you mock someone for such an experience that is awful and downright cruel. And same for Blair. I don’t give a shit how much she’s been through because of Serena and Nate. They are pure fucking evil.
- Poor Eric. I hope he’s okay in the end. Mom needs to stop pressuring and manipulating him into thinking he’s insane. The poor guy is being treated like a freak. His mother is truly awful to him.
- DAMMIT MOM IS GONNA BE A CRUEL BITCH TO DAN WHOS WORKED SO HARD. She needs to keep whatever petty drama OUT of that poor boys future.
- That is so deprecating. Refreshments??? For the second top student in the class???
- Honestly with her willing to use something as awful as what happened to her brother to ruin Serena’s social life, I don’t blame her for interfering with her future school. She’ll get in anyways. She’s got money. It’s not like it’s the end of the world
- Serena’s dresses are slowly improving. They’re cute and innocent. She’s not innocent but it reflects her personality as a more genuine/kind person well.
- See. She’s fine.
- Aw one of Blair’s friends actually seems super smart! I wanna learn her name now
- Jen and Eric seem like the best little duo. I have hopes for them.
(Time to remember all the colors I used and forgot about)
- Good point, he has actually important things to think about and focus on. Serena is still out of touch and obsessing over petty rich people drama instead of real life issues. She’s better than most. But still bad.
- I’m disappointed Dan is so cold to Serena tho but I mean fair
- Dude dude Nate helping Dan is actually so cool of him I’m not gonna lie. He’s a terrible boyfriend but a great bro.
- YES ERIC FINALLY GETS SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCES THIS IS SO GOOD FOR HIM. Jenny and Eric are the best <3
- Blair is getting visibly desperate
- BITCH this is NOT okay. She has absolutely NO right to put that experience on blast for her own petty little bullshit.
- Holy shit Blair has instantly reached horrendous person levels. Big props to Serena though for taking the blow for Eric. Thats a serious big sister step up.
- DUDE YOU GOT CHEATED ON. SUCK IT UP. You do not get to go calling people drug addicts and nearly exposing very private information about people’s families. Getting cheated on is no where near as bad as your brother almost fucking dying.
- Dan is the best.
- YES ERIC PUT HER IN HER PLACEEE
- Oh now you wanna feel bad P L E A S E. You don’t get to play good girl now. You crossed the line. Start fucking walking.
- Dan is the BEST
- Okay seriously Nate’s dad is lowkey awful. He’s still a shitbag but I feel for him a lil more now
- ugh why are the writers making Blair a slightly more sympathetic character. She still has to apologize for what she did though.
- I am glad they’re finally talking though. This is good. This is healthy. We need more of this.
- ONE NATION CAN ABSOLUTELY HAVE TWO QUEENS IF YOU COWARDS WOULDNT SHY AWAY FROM HOMOSEXUALS
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what-the--curtains · 1 year
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Fire & Ice is so good! I love Robb Stark. He is one of my favorite characters, but I love and am amazed by how you are making me say “wtf are you doing you man child” when reading part 2. I wanted to smack him when he kissed her on the cheek and the moment in the tent afterwards. Rhaenyra being a bad ass dragon bitch and standing up for herself is *chef’s kiss*. Also, thank you for not making Talisa the villain and noting that all three of them are in a shitty situation. I can’t wait for the rest of the story to see how they both develop, in their character and their relationship! In only two parts, but this has become my favorite RS story; your writing is jaw dropping!
OMG thank you so much💕💕💕
hes also one of my favs but im having fun exploring his negative traits because he really wasn’t given too many in the show/books but I can just tell he’d be petty about not getting his way to an extent especially if he had made a promise to someone and was forced to break it!
I also do not enjoy when other female characters are completely rewritten just so the oc looks good ( just a preference) . I like Talisa shes an interesting character and I think shed be understanding of the situation (she was never nasty about the frey girl)
Thank you for your message im glad you are enjoying it!!
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this is going to be long….but i have to let this out my chest because i am going to combust just thinking about this:
if ms. self destructive is gonna end up mr. sakusa im going to screaaammm !! i don’t think it would be a wise decision if they decide to rekindle when their past barely even has a foundation. it was literally just a fling that happened in their teens, like it’s so petty!! who in their right mind would go to that extent just to have a “sloppy revenge?” also, made my blood boil when reading how she’s just shirking off her responsibilities and goes back to her “woe is me, i‘m the only one suffering in this world so all of you should have sympathy for me and be there for my every beck and call” attitude and mentality, e.g. when she went off in the gc for the first time without warning and put someone on the spot with personal details, when she doesn’t have an ounce of professionalism, passion nor dedication to her career (literally made me scream because the job market is very competitive and she’s just wasting it like she was born with a golden spoon in the mouth, hello!!), when she repeatedly never listens to her friends and blows them off, her constant mean and derogatory comments about reina (calling her a bitch and a wench…it did not ate as she wanted it, just made her pathetic honestly 🫤), and when she turned the situation around and basically told shoyo (non-verbatim) that her feelings were more important than “a bunch of games that’ll never lead up to the future/amount to anything” or something like that. the nerve of her to just say that to a person whose life revolves around volleyball!!! whose career is being an athlete!!! whose income would be determined by whether their team wins or loses!!! how dare she.
literally never hated a reader so much which is a double edged sword because i love when the roles in the story are reversed from the usual, like the character is the one hurting and the reader is the a-hole. your characterization and ability to make a character so insufferable, unlikeable, and hateable is amazing btw. i wouldn’t be surprised if kenma and kuroo leaves her in the dust. i wouldn’t be surprised when she just gets fired because behaving like that and not doing your job properly only because of your personal problems is a big no no in japan, and it will literally lessen your chances of getting rehired in another company once they do a background check on you and find out your incompetence.
the reason why im so fired up with boarding the hate train against reader is because this particular situation hits too close to home, because i know someone like this irl. well, knew, since both my friend who is involved with this particular incident, and me, cut off ties with the messy ex-friend. in this situation i was like kenma and kuroo in one. it was very emotionally exhausting and draining, and it’s really not worth it to save a friendship when you know they’re headed to crash and burn but they don’t want to change because of their singular goal. that, and having tunnel vision, only seeing what they want to see, the whole shebang. i don’t mind telling you the background story behind it, but idk if you want me to blow up and rant in your askbox though lmao.
to reader in the story, only thing i can say is: f*ck around and find out. 🥱 play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🥴
i appreciate the fact that you took your time to write this all down. like wow 😭 i’m really glad that you were able to cut ties with your messy friend and start clean. as for kuroo and kenma, they’re pretty used to yn. they shouldn’t be, but they are.
everyone will get their happy ending, but happy ending doesn’t mean yn and sakusa will end up conventionally. clearly they’re both very toxic in their own ways right now, so there’s a lot they need to work on.
and yn being rude to her friends, saying things she knows she’ll regret— that’s such an everyday thing, it’s truly sad. i hope she gets better, cuz sunshine sho didn’t deserve all that she said to him 🥹😭
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weirdo19 · 2 years
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Bro I’m simultaneously laughing and crying over how quickly buck got off the ladder truck when he realized it was going down. Bestie really said “not again and never again”
The poor ladder truck, it went down so fast. I think this is the 3rd ladder truck they’ve destroyed or lost to a crazy citizen. I wonder what the LA fire department thinks about this lmaoo.
I’m giggling at buck and Taylor avoiding each other but also just want this messy break up to happen already.
BUDDIEEEE BITCHES
LMAOOO NOT CHIMNEY CHUGGING THE GLASS OF WATER AFTER MADDIE SAID I JUST WANNA TALK LMAOOO
Omg they need to stop with the parasites and bugs
“I don’t have your bone structure. I could never pull it off.” PLSSS IM GIGGLING
FROM DEAD PEOPLE, WTFFFFFFFF
Ohhhhhh poor Karen, I would still be bothered by it too. Hen should be a little more understanding man.
Nvm why’d I even doubt hen, of course she was understanding
YAYYYY DISPATCH MADDIE
HOW DID THEY GET A LADDER TRUCK SO FAST WTF
Not the team interrupting buck so he doesn’t say anything morbid and it all failing just for buck to dramatically say “until they stick a knife in it.”
IM DEAD HOW DID BOBBY NOT KNOW
BATHENA HONEYMOONNNNNN
Wtf did I just watch, IF THAT COUPLES DIES IM THROWING HANDSSSSSSS WITH 9-1-1 WRITERS. OH THEY DID NOT JUST MAKE HIM FORGET 6-7 YEARS OF HIS FUCKING LIFE. AHHHHHHHHH
DAMNNNN BUCKLEY SIBLINGS WITH RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS
okay that couple deserves better, 9-1-1 writers really screwed them over. Okay that couple is cute but having a flashback montage of them was not great use of air time. No one kill me
OMG BT FIGHTTTT, HES ON THE STAIRSSSS. OMG HE MUST HAVE ALOT OF SHIT TO SAY. Also….. that green shirt looks mighty fine on him.
Omg damnnn this is exactly what I wanted, thank you 9-1-1 writerssss. Me yelling “drag her”
Oop “clean slate” “just not together”
Also I can tell Oliver stark was mad excited to film this scene, I just know it.
YAYYY MAY AND EDDIE FRIENDSHIPPPPP
ooooo not Bobby problems, just let this man resttttt. EEEEEHHHH ITS GONNA BE AN EDDIE AND BOBBY SCENE WOHOOOO
Also eddie looks so fucking good standing like that. okay Eddie this seasons has been saying shit that hits to close to home, like that scene with his father. Daddy issues me too. Now this scene with Bobby about him taking credit of all the good things too not just the bad. Sounds like every time my therapist has talked to me.
FUCKKKK LEAVE BOBBY ALONE, LET HIM BREATH FOR JUST TWO SECONDS. IM SO GLAD EDDIE VISITED HIM NOW I JUST NEED BOOBY TO THROW THAT BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL AWAY. OMG HE OPENED THE BOTTLE. YAYYY HE DUMPED IT
YAYYYYYY SURPRISE HEN KAREN VOW RENEWAL. OMG NEA LOOKS SO CUTE, NOT DENNY WALKING THEM DOWN THE AILE IGHHHHHHH SO CUTE.
Ewww BT, WHY DOES SHE HAVE HER HAND ON HIS FACE, WHY ARE THEY SMILING, IM CONFUSED. Is this what being an adult is like, being mature because if so I don’t like it, WHERE IS THE PETTY?
I’m mad maddie didn’t have more of a reaction to chimney literally PUNCHING BUCK IN THE FACE. You know, buck the man who she raised as her own son and her brother.
EHHH CHRISSSSSSS AND EDDIE. ADORABLE
BATHENA HONEYMOONNNN
Why are they walking? Someone could literally be dying? YAY EDDIEEE, but like I needed a scene of him saying he’s back like when he left but fine this is good too.
Great season finale
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woahajimes · 3 years
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So this is more of a personal opinion but the Teen Titans run in 2003 is... really painful to read as someone who got really attached to the Young Justice (98) run. For a whooole number of reasons.. but today I will concentrate on bart (because like for the past three days al ive talked about is bart) 
Because the first issues are all “Impulse you’re so fucking useless” and “ew don’t touch me” and “Oh my god conner i missed you so much” and absolutely nobody believes in Bart. And it pisses me off. 
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Wally was written as such a fucking asshole. “I took things seriously” OH IM SORRY MR PERFECT THAT NEVER FUCKING GOOFED AROUND AND HAD FRIENDS AND GOT EXCITED AND USED HIS POWERS TO HIS ADVANTAGE???? and suddenly bart does it and he’s such a fucking failure and he’s not good enough???? Give me a fucking BREAK. “I founded the titans” okay yes do you want a gold star??? So petty and for what smh
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And I mean... bart is so... he’s bart. and I absolutely love him. He’s just excited, and people take this as ridiculously stupid and immature. And YES i have read the issues where bart spends three solid minutes talking to a cardboard cut-out of the flash, but he’s just a kid... he deserves better than whatever the fuck this run is
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.... let that one linger. I mean I’m no Bart but hearing that hurts. A lot. 
And Cassandra (i refuse to call whoever she is ‘cassie’) was such a bitch to him?? i get that she got expelled from school but the rest is all bullshit (cassandra here got expulsed because she threw a tantrum and gave out her secret idenity to the whole school and used her powers, which already tells you that this is out of character- although she might have done something similar but she wouldn’t go as far as she did)
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You can’t even blame Bart for being ‘immature’ and ‘childish’ here because they’re literally 16???? 17 at most and Cassandra is written as such a fucking bitchhh in the whole runnn and im pretty sure all my mutuals hate me for saying it so often but it makes me so angry (as you probably noticed). And I’m not talking about the costume design (although, if you ask me it’s really out of character and also its ugly and my baby cassie would have done waay better than that. I mean she had biker shorts because they were good to kick in and now she has JEANS???? and a belt to top that WITH A HEADBAND???? cassie is a barette bitch and her hair is short because she likes it like that and she would rather die than get bangs). And I don’t know what’s going on with her, but what the fuck is up with tim?? I’m sure he’s got his shit going on at home with batsy but like.... fuck you
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they’re all being such assholes to bart, but he’s there nonetheless, energetic and bubbly, as if nothing’s happened. He even had a heart-to-back with Cassandra (you can guess who spilled their heart and who gave their back)
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Oh and don’t let me forget that after this, Cassandra still thinks on leaving. But then cOnNeR goes “no you belong here” and cassandra goes “aw youre right lets kiss now” (not that i have anything against kon or the ship but it was just taken to extremes in this run, because conner this and conner that and lets clone my dead best friend and your boyfriend oh and lets kiss too because we totally dont do that enough)
Now they’re at this prison of sorts and there’s a fire, and there’s smoke and Bart takes in consideration that he might hurt someone if he goes too fast (because of the smoke) 
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And oh im sorry okay cassie no need to use THAT tone (although ill let it slide, it’s cool i get it- sorta)
AND THEN BECAUSE ITS TOTALLY NOT MOTHERFUCKING ENOUGH BECAUSE NOBODY HAS NEGLECTED BART ENOUGH ALREADY THIS HAPPENS
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“help out impulse” NO FUCK YOU???? ‘Oh impulse the smoke just magically cleared stop being so useless” EXCUSE YOU???? and may i add that kori is also... not that nice to bart...
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OH AND MAY I ADD THAT AS BART WENT IN THE BUILDING (because KORY told him to) HE GOT SHOT WITH A TRANQUILIZER THAT IMMOBILIZED HIM FOR A FUCKING HALF MINUTE AND THEN SLADE BLEW HIS KNEECAP OFF??? AND IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO FUCKING KORY THAT IT WAS HER THAT TOLD HIM TO GO IN THE FIRST PLACE???? hhh
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call me insane but this is just.... really out of character (then again almost the whole thing is) because you can’t tell me that Cassie and Kon (and tim and cissie and greta and literally anyone that bart has ever interacted with because that’s the effect that he has on people) wouldn’t destroy every piece of shit in their way to blow off slade’s other eye. and after this they do go after slade but like hhhhhhhhhhhhh my boy deserves better okay reading these issues is just liek pouring bleach in my eyes its just... sigh
OH AND THEN BART GOT AGED UP AND IM LIKE OKAY AND THNE HE DIED RIGHT AND THEY GRIEVED HIM FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES AND THEN THEY WENT BACK TO CLONING CONNER AND IM JUST LIKE???????
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