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samissobsessed · 7 months
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"Dont fuck this up!" Mahabharat edition.
Couldn't include all characters. Will prolly make a part 2.
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boydswan · 1 year
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七人の侍 (1954) | 監督 · 黑沢明
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gothhabiba · 9 months
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i think a lot of times tone gets misinterpreted as pointed/angry/accusatory online due to the combative nature of social media culture where accusations are used as clickbait almost, so people who are used to things like twitter replies or tiktok comments can't read a neutral explanation without seeing the 800 ways this could, in other contexts, be used to attack them for something that would actually be a simple "oh, i misunderstood, my b, you're right" in normal social contexts. i don't mean that as an excuse for this behavior, i think approaching things in good faith should be more of a norm INCLUDING when someone is calling you out (for lack of a better term), i guess i just was curious if you had Thoughts on this phenomenon or disagree or anything. i always find how you view things and interesting and you've helped change my mind by pointing out things i hadn't thought of, and ive been thinking about this for a while when i saw what happened on the ableism post
I think you're right, & I also think part of the problem is something that's common to internet and physical-space interactions—namely, people attaching large parts of their self-concept to being a 'good' person who is never racist, ableist, homophobic, misogynist &c.
such that if you say "hey, maybe you weren't aware but this thing you said is actually ableist" or "oh, that idea actually has a lot of racist implications in how it's deployed historically," what you are saying is "you are an ableist / you are a racist and you are a bad person."
they see it, not just as something they said, but as something they are. they can't just say "oh, yeah, I said something offensive, that's not consistent with who I want to be, so I apologise and will examine my ideas." in their minds there are people who are racist, who always say racist things, and people who are not racist, who are incapable of saying racist things. they have to fight against anyone who tries to move them from the second to the first category.
the only way they can deny being the bad thing, and assert that they are not a bad person, is to deny that they said anything offensive. your asserting that they said something offensive cannot just be something that they didn't know about or something that they need to think about more—they interpret it as an attack on their very personhood.
and they will consider their own personhood (their perspective, what they meant when they said this thing, everything in their lives leading up to them saying this thing) but will not consider your's (your perspective, how you understood this thing and why, your life leading up to hearing this thing that caused you to believe it was offensive). it's a reaction of centring oneself and failing to consider anyone else's perspective that's, seemingly contradictorily, borne of a deep sense of guilt, as well as a black-and-white perspective on the world.
this is why you get constructions such as "racism is bad, but it's just as bad to be falsely accused of being a racist."
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bijouxcarys · 1 month
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This is the last time I’m going to speak on this because it appears that I’ve seemed to have triggered certain people with my opinion.
My issue has never been and isn’t the idea of Robert and Jimmy being bisexual. I literally couldn’t give less of a fuck. My issue has never been the prospect of them having experienced certain things with each other…
…my issue has always been the superiority and attitude of certain members of the fandom. Talking down on others. Calling others deranged for not having the same opinion. THAT is where my issue lies.
So before you try and trash talk me on your blog, insinuating it’s a jealously thing, that it’s because I want to fuck Robert, that it’s a “straight person thing”, it’s fucking not. Paint me in whatever light you want, but know it’s a warped as fuck representation.
Besides, even if I was straight, that shouldn’t matter, because we’re all entitled to an opinion. What we’re not entitled to is the condescension and the patronisation of those with opposing views.
That’s all. Now let’s go back to enjoying their fucking music, damn…
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capribornio · 1 year
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Frankly, one of the biggest things I cannot believe about what Krinkels said is Dr Christoff using anyone. Like, have you met the man? He cannot lie or manipulate anyone to save his goddamn life. He straight up had a hard time lying to Phobos even when that could have kept him safe. He couldn't Not confront him!
And he trust people! Too much, in fact, given... Well, how much he believed in Phobos, Hank and the Auditor, and they all let him down. But he keeps making the same mistake on trusting others because... That's just how he is! He believes in others, he believes in extending his hand and working together for the same goal. Even given Hank being /Hank/, who at this point Jebus sees at the responsible for the apocalypse, he still extends his hand to him to work together, he places his trust in him.
Like, at /most/ you could say Hofnarr saw friendship when Jeb only saw it as camaraderie, but say that Jeb used Hofnarr is stretching the mozzarella, IMO.
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lpa6zn · 1 year
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I'm sorry but I couldn't help it🤣
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weird-but-hey · 1 year
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Ok I just spent the last like three hours balls deep in Alice in wonderland fanfics and um
No offense absolutely I'm glad there's fanfics at all and y'all are amazing for writing but
Is it just me or can't the fandom tag. Like ok I've been reading Alice Kingsleigh/Mirana of Marmoreal and like one Tarrant Hightopp/Ilosovic Stayne
Which obviously isn't the most common ship in the fandom so the pickings are even slimmer
Also is it just me or do y'all write weird
Like most fics are super super short (I'm used to 2 000 to 10 000 one shots??) Or super long and desperately unfinished? And a lot of fics are crossovers? And there's also just no normal fics you'd expect in a fandom, like where's all the love confessions and the pwps and slowburns? Because if they're there they're desperately untagged. Why is so much of it taking place in the real world? So. Many. Questions.
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i have many regrets and this is definitely one of them
um so dps tumblr y’all know that Tom Scott meme format? 😭
so like I found this and just HAD to do it with Al but then I had to look up where he was standing and... it kinda...  😭😭😭
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oh god 💀
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broflovski-brah · 7 months
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genuine question
does kyle eat kosher? because i know he said his mom packs him kosher lunches and stuff but he was also shown to eat ham and supposedly bacon pancakes from denny’s, so i’m kinda lost, can someone please help
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crypticroyals · 3 months
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Ok. This might sound controversial but I need to get this out there.
Some people (not a lot and definitely not everyone) are saying it's cultural appropriation to use their or native American folklores for things outside of the native's context.
Alright I guess Greek and Norse and Japanese mythology can't ever be used again anymore guys. Remove all the fiction we have ever made. Library of Alexandria style.
Like, yes, I get the concept of not bastardizing a folk myth in the sense of like, "oh here's a w*ndigo, they're a hero!" when the creature is an embodiment of evil and represents all the negative things racist people ever associated with native Americans. Yeah I get that, but that shouldn't mean someone can't take the story and use it in their own in the right context.
That's what native America groups have done in so many different tribes. There is like 5+ different versions of the myth that are all native culture (all are Algonquian in close region iirc but still they have different things) so why can't I keep the main features that all cultures explain, use it in the same context but the lore is changed slightly to fit the story I'm representing it in?
THAT IS WHAT FOLKLORE IS
Don't get me wrong, if someone took a creature/being from folklore and made it something completely different and than tried to use the name of it, that isn't the same myth anymore and should be given a different name, not the one they tried to say was their new depiction. But that still shouldn't mean I can't use a myth. The main reason Im upset about this is because you have a small amount of people saying it's bad and shouldn't be done even if used accurately even tho pretty much every other culture does.
Norse mythology? Look at Marvel with it's Odin, Thor, Hel and Loki. Greek mythology? That existed years ago and a few modern day pagan Greeks use it outside context and allow others to use it because it's ancient stories full of culture heritage. Same with Roman mythology which is basically Greek mythology but changed for a new context and many use that. Hell we have planets named after them!
I'm not saying "take a myth and make it something no longer that myth but claim it is" because that would be super rude as it ruins what the myth ment and stood for. But things change constantly. No two versions of a myth are exactly the same. Who's to say I can't represent it in my own way? I love learning about cultures and all sorts of myths and tales and cuisines and traditions. But if people can represent Zues or a Kirin and no one bats an eye than why do some people get mad when someone uses a native spirit of greed and winter hm? I know some people of native groups prefer to not speak certain terms as they see it as taboo. The W*nd*go for example. But some do. So why can't I represent cultures in a fantasy setting? Sure the myths aren't real life and consist from cultures all over with different contexts, but if we can't use windigos why can we use fairies and elves and gnomes? Is it because those are white myths? If so that seems very rude. But I'm not sure that's what it is because we have Asian myths and Greek myths in which are used. So I suppose it's because how people back than treated Africa and the Americas. That and how some "modern" takes resemble nothing of the cultures' actually things. Like in Africa Voodoo is now some "heebe jeebies murder witchcraft" and in Algonquian cultures the windigos are now for some reason weird deer minotaurs???? Like, why are they deer now? That's a new thing now, give it a new name please.
Anyways, I do not wish for people to believe this is some angry rant about how people should be allowed to steal and bastardize cultures. Because that isn't true. That's also something wrong people really shouldn't do. But what I guess I mean by all this, is that cultures spread and change over times everywhere and so many connect and change and show heritage and history. We should love each other and other's cultures no matter differences. In the end, we're all human. We shouldn't be fighting someone who wants to make a story about some sorcerers and rogues trying to hunt down a monstrous thing of evil that has been torturing a scared town that represents native cultures. We should be fighting the people who try to make a movie about a myth for the thrill factors that completely change the myth till nothing of the old tale remains and dare to call it the same.
I'm pretty sure this won't get a lot of representation besides hate from the few I spoke about but I felt the need to at least get this off my chest and I apologize if this offends anyone no matter how.
Hopefully one day humanity can get along better than it does. 🤞💕🤝
#also my little pony has windigos in a different context and i have yet to see anyone mad about it#maybe there is some but i haven't found anything#i hope noone sees this as agressive in any way#i just love reading so much about everything and loving the connections and difences of cultures#but im so tired of being terrified to represent anything in anything#i worry about race i worry about culture i worry about accents and disabilities and diseases and so much#all because i see a few people getting so so mad at someone who wanted to share a story about a spirit outside of the big three mythologies#aka norse greek and japan#i know many people get mad at others for anything#but we should be getting along 😔#i guess im just tired and hopeful#i try to use inspiration from things as a way to let unrepresented people that at least someone cares about who they and their people are#i hate when people try to hate on someone for being different#i hate when people think they're better than anyone else because of who their people are#i hate how i feel like im on stepstones over harsh waters because im worried i will offend someone for trying to show i love who they are#i don't wish for ill intentions on anyone and i apologize if anyone sees this as rude to them#i just hope people understand where im coming from with this and why i felt the need to share#i just want to love others cultures and show that i care#and wish to share fantasies and speculative evolution of their myths and legends in a way to connect with others and the unknown#im sorry if i upset anyone that is not my intentions at all and i apologize for repeating this#im just worried this will come off the wrong way and i end up with hate spam in my inbox#i never get inbox stuff but i hope my first ones aren't hatemail#culture#planet earth#mythology#Love of Humanity and Unity
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shirogane-oushirou · 21 days
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[cw vent based loosely around the community discourse going on rn.]
i'm gonna keep mini-rambles to myself until my brain fog's more manageable, i think. ;;;;
whether or not it was due to a misread on my part, i rb-ed a discourse post that insinuated that all selfship community members need to put effort into activities that may make them feel unhappy or burnt out... as if i'm not the exact kind of person op was talking about, with the way i haven't been able to take part in things bc of my health.
if i have thoughts on things, i'll draft them until i can think more clearly and make sure i've read a post or situation correctly. i REALLY don't want to risk doing this a second time, especially with how i'm seeing multiple responses to that post in such quick succession...
and i'm just gonna clean up my pinned a bit further and include where i am on the whole "we need everybody to join in on building the community" vs "i want a place to post about my favs and that's it" dichotomy, so anybody visiting (or anybody who hasn't looked at it in a while) has an idea of what to expect community-wise from me.
(ftr, right now i'm definitely more "i just want to post about my guys in my little corner, and sometimes i'll post friends' work on the wall above me and gush over it bc it makes me happy. i don't have the energy to make more friends rn; i'm struggling with going faaaar past my social limits as-is.")
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actualsunflower · 1 year
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I know that art meme was to draw your mutuals OCs poorly but I literally don't recognize my OC at atll. That's not shat she remotely looks like. :( I don't wanna come off as rude or anything. :(
I'd like to apologize, but aside from the answer being they are intentionally poor drawings, there could be another variety of reasons being poor references provided, or in the case of 2 ocs I received, one of which was probably yours, I was unable to find the exact character that was requested and went with the character I found with the same name on a character page.
But the drawings were intentionally done with little to no effort but it's exactly what you signed up for, after all. I'm not really sure what you were expecting
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pro-xy · 2 years
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lI said I wasn't going to do this but I said fuck it and in the end I did it anyway so here's the reasons why this episode broke me over and over again.
The softness, the sheer adoration in In’s eyes and his voice when he talks about his P’Siam. I’m left wondering how long has it been since he last saw a picture of him.
It is my humble opinion that Wang understands the reason of his dad’s misery better than the parties involved, I think he knows his dad never really loved Mol and that the only reason why he was in a relationship with her was because In pushed him into it, that’s when things started to get downhill for Siam. I’m just running my mouth here, but I don’t think Siam, if given the chance, would have willingly pursued a relationship with her I actually do believe he picked her cause she was the next best thing if he couldn’t have In, at least he could still have him in his life as a brother and as Mol’s best friend. I think he didn’t take into account In was going to withdraw from their friendship out of love for both of them cause he thought that stepping aside was the best thing he could do, he loved Siam so much he thought Mol was the best choice for him, to have a better future and a traditional family, like it was the only happy ending possible. I think Siam took In’s “you should date my friend” as a rejection. Now what I’m going to say may get controversial and I don’t mean to offend anyone, it’s just something that’s keep going around in my head and I need to say it so here I go. I think Siam settled down with her, not because he didn’t want to be gay no, I don’t think that’s it, but because he couldn’t fathom to fall in love with another man that wasn’t In and again, I think he thought he was going to stick around, it was just going to be Siam, Sasiwimol and Inthawut like the old times, everything would still be fine. If it were because of his own internalized homophobia he would have dealt with it in a different way instead of going down a self destructive path, he would’ve tried his best to keep up appearances but he didn’t, he crumbled on himself, he drowned in misery because what kept him going wasn’t there to support him anymore. To me that’s the consequence of a heartbreak so big nothing could have fixed him anymore except In himself but I’m not sure if In was able to realize it. End of digression, getting back on track.
Then there’s the utter tenderness in Wang's touches and the strength it took him to stop before leaning in to kiss In, his eyes spoke volumes anyway. Then there's the bed sharing, which felt momentous to me, and why is that the deepest conversations always happen at nighttime? The line metaphor, it's the first time they speak about what's brewing between them. Good lord, this show is going to ruin me completely.
Wang's speech and his coming out to In, that was something else altogether. This scene reminds me again how Mol doesn't know his son and what he's been through, think back when she said he's not strong enough to change the world, that's far from the truth and today we got the chance to see it. His rage remembering how other students bullied anyone who dared to be different, how those who are supposed to educate didn't do anything to stop it because it's way easier to sweep dirt under a rug rather than teaching people everyone deserves to be treated as equals and that there's nothing wrong with being unique and true to one's self. Wang doesn't run away from who he is, he doesn't try to hide it and he's not willing to be any different from who he really is just to fit in the box society thinks he should fit in and to me that puts him a step above In who's still running from himself.
All of that happens in the span of barely 45 minutes in a single room, if this doesn't speak volumes about the show and the talent of these actors I don't know what else could.
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fantomette22 · 2 years
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Laurence, First Vicar of the Healing Church!
I wanted to share my drawings & designs for Laurence. Some thoughts and headcanons.
I'm not going to go into details or into a serious analysis of one of the more interesting and important character of Bloodborne. It's not the purpose of this post. Take this as a funny post of a fan who just want to share what's on her mind/& dumb headcanons. There's a lot of things I didn't thought about yet (thank you confusing bloodborne timeline <3) and I will probably forget a few things/will not talk about everything because there's too much things ! So don't hesitate to ask questions & I will try to answer.
I’m really surprise to enjoy this character that much. I can't stop drawing /imagining stuff about him. He's not my favorite character at all, but well it's Laurence. I didn't thought he would left such a big impression on me. Such a tragic and interesting character...
My personal interpretations of Laurence in game are either :
THE DEVIL. All the conspiracy theories about the Church are true (poisoning of old Yharnam, give the blood to Cainhurst...). He could be really vile and manipulative character with everything that goes with it. truly an evil characters...
But I prefer to picture him as a more nuanced character. I think he really wanted to help the every life of people. It works for some times before everything went down. He did some mistakes, his ego keep growing and then he realizes too late his mistake. He try to made things right but... it was already too late.
So i'm going with the mostly second one here ^^
When I listened to his theme I can easily picture and imagined all his life and the healing church (like Gherman theme too...). It's a wonderful and amazing tracks... So tragic...I can feel the pain he must have feel before turning into a beast. Full of regret...
I did a bunch of designs. An evolution through the years (like the Gehrman ones X). But if I had to choose only 1 representation.
That would be this one :
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Yeah I know what you might think. "Doesn't he looks a bit like the messiah of the Ch/ristians ?! Aka J-e-s-u-s C-h-r-i-s-t"
I'm sorry, but with all the religious symbolism in Bloodborne I can only pictured him looking a bit similar to some religious figures really easily... that's the vibe that he gives me... And I think it suits him.
Now headcanons ! (But more based from my story) :
So let's begin with a "funny" little thing. See how Cleric beast Laurence dramatically sit ?
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When he spend a long time sitting he often tend to sit like this. When he was alone, with people close to him or that he knows well. He reads books like this, fell asleep like this. He just can't sit properly in a chair XD
Laurence is small. Well not really too small, he's about size of our hunter (1.7-1.8 m approximately) but Yharnamites are 2m+ tall so XD. So yes he have a foreigner size. At least one if not both of his parents are foreigners. That's why.
But don't let this lower your guard ! He's really strong. In a bar fight you should be worried about him. He can throw someone bigger than him above the bar...
Because of his smaller corpulence he can get drunk really fast. That's why he created the pungent blood cocktail lmao. Gehrman carry him way to much time on his back because of it. They were not BFF for nothing!
After the healing church was found/ gain autonomy he got a horse. A little white horse (still didn’t decided of a name yet..I thought something in Latin…). The horse have a normal size but for a Yharnamite it’s small XD. I did draw smt about it but it’s not really good & I can’t had more pics so… just imagine Laurence on his horse, beside him, on one side you have Maria, on the other you have Gehrman. Both on bigger black horses, like the ones that take us to Cainhurst XD
Student/ teacher Laurence at Byrgenwerth
He's a man of science and religion. He has a doctorate (or some kind of diploma) but is also kind of a priest too.
He was raised in Byrgenwerth. He saw Willem as some kind of father figure I think. That's where he basically almost meet everyone. (Everybody from the old hunter era : Maria, Brador, Caryll, Ludwig? Micolash, Rom, The hunters...& obliviously Gehrman ).
So here you have a really young Laurence. When he was a student (left). And then he became a teacher at Byrgenwerth before founding the Healing Church. He teach a few classes (bio, medicine, theology...) He really care for his students and try his best to help them overcome difficulties and give them the best conditions he could.
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+3rd wheel Laurence XD (I do have a crappy lil sketch with the full characters but I’m not sure if I’m gonna share it… just imagined any characters. Or 2 people talking about their favorite meal, that Laurence dislike 😂
And Vicar Laurence ! Pre & post fishing Hamlet
A lot of people seems to depicted him like this too (left pic). It's just the big vibes he gives to everyone. it just makes sense. Look at this charismatic leader.
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((He didn't became Vicar right after the foundation of the healing Church. Religion wasn't the big influence we know the healing church have. An old high priest was in charge of Yharnam. After the church gain in power & influence. The Bishop of the region? appointed him Vicar).
He got the scar on his eyebrow at the Hamlet...
(Actually the Research hall incident may have happened between this two designs (I can't decide...)
Also here is a really tired Laurence :
Being a Vicar is not an easy job…
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The guardian of the Astral Clocktower, your friend is dead.
Because of this, the research hall is a mess. All the patients are either dead, dying or have gone mad and try to hurt people.
Your best friend has become an emotional mess. The recent events seems to have deeply affect him. He doesn’t have control over the others hunters anymore. Some seems do be drunk and attack everything.
The beast scourge is still growing, night after night. People are scared and asking more questions.
And the relationship between the Church and Cainhurst is deteriorating…
Yes he got founding from Cainhurst too at the beginning of the church. There was a time when they were allies. He didn't imagined they would stole the forbidden blood and use it for their own egoist interest...have secrets concerning the tombs... even abandonned their own sometimes... begin to kill people... So why not play along with it. Why not use them & see how they try to reach evolution... And then take everything from them.
Older Laurence : Pre and Post beckon of the Moon Presence
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Thanks to the blood he aged really good. Until they try to summon MP… he looks like a half transformed beast sometimes. He even loose some teeths (his human skull in the nightmare is missing quite a few).
So I believed the MP beckoning went terribly wrong… people dies, get turn into beasts… the Blood Moon isn’t really the best of thing…. He got a bigger scar + bandages because of this. And see how his beast skull got a huge cracks…
« He wanted me to give him eyes on the inside » says Flora, « I gave him what he wanted ».
G : « You rip his skull open to put eyes directly in it ! »
« Yes, that’s how everyone do it »
About beast / cleric beast Laurence
I do believe in the Bloodletting beast = Laurence. Or maybe even a mixt of this & his nightmare form. I also think the version we saw in the nightmare is a nightmarish version of him.
Other things
He's obsessed with the Watchdog of the old lords ! He found it so fascinating. After it was defeat, Laurence took sample of blood from it to try to study the creature and how it could be in fire. He even inject himself blood from the fire beast... (So he could trow fire in his beast form after being burn by molotov yeah).
Yeah...he has some issues with fire... Old...Yharnam...HM...
He's obsessed with the Old Blood too if it's not obvious...
I also believed he took weapons to fight beast/ fight in the dungeon sometimes. Either with the church pick, the blood letter or a beast built thanks to the beast embrace rune. (Or all 3 at the same time).
Last little thing
I headcanon that this guy, the nightmare executioner who’s guarding the grand cathedral in the nightmare was Laurence bodyguard too. (But you already know that. More here & here)
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junosartsthetic · 2 years
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I loved the one-shot of Josuke with a female S/O that has ADHD. Could I request one where the S/O has been trying to get up the nerve to tell Josuke about her ADHD diagnosis (even though the inattentive symptoms have always been obvious) and she’s nervous about how he’s going to react but she blurts it out and he comforts and reassures her? Thank you so much!!
You walked out of your therapist’s office, your head spinning with the news you were just given. You had a feeling you weren’t neurotypical, but always convinced yourself it was nothing—you just had your quirks, that’s all. 
Being diagnosed with ADHD wasn’t a bad thing by any means—you now had a label to use to describe certain actions, but you were petrified at the idea of telling others about this new diagnosis. You weren’t sure why, but something nagged at your brain at the thought of telling your loved ones the source of some of your social and mental struggles. Maybe it was because being diagnosed meant this was permanent. There was no growing out of it. This was you. Forever. And that scared the hell out of you. 
You bit your lip, fingers kneading together in a useless attempt to calm yourself down. You needed to take your mind off of your own stupid thoughts on this. 
Letting out a shaky breath, you pulled out your phone and texted the only person you could think of. You asked to come over. He said you were always welcome.
You headed straight there, shaky fists knocking on the door. Josuke’s mother answered the door, a smile on her face. “Come in, Josuke’s in his room playing his video games, as always. I made enough dinner for all of us if you wanted to stay.”
You bowed. “Thank you. I appreciate it. I’ll be sure to ask my mother if it’s okay for me to stay for dinner.”
With that, you headed to your boyfriend’s room, opening the door to find him on the floor, controller in his hand as he mashed buttons. “Hey,” he greeted, eyes focused on the video game.
“Hey,” you replied, voice cracking. You felt tears prick at your eyes. 
Immediately, he paused his game, setting the controller aside as he sat on his bed and pat the spot beside him. “Hey, hey, what’s wrong? Sit down.”
You plopped down, head resting against his shoulder as tears began to spill from your eyes. “I. . . I just found out something about myself.”
He wrapped an arm around you, rubbing your arm. “What is it? You know you can tell me anything. That’s what I’m here for. I love ya.”
You nodded. “I know, I just. . . I don’t want you to leave me.”
He shot you a look of surprise. He scoffed. “I would never leave you! You’re not getting rid of me that easy!”
You let out a shaky sigh. You wiped your eyes, taking a deep breath in. There was nothing left to say but what you came here for. “I. . . I was just formally diagnosed with ADHD. It’s. . . a mental disorder.” At that term, you cringed. It sounded so. . . bad when you said it like that. There was something wrong with you mentally? You knew it was just a term, but still. It rubbed you the wrong way. 
Josuke let out a sigh of relief. “Is that it? You had me scared for a second! I thought you had cancer or somethin’!” He pulled you into his lap, wrapping you in a tight hug. “Thank God you’re okay!”
You sniffled. “Do. . . do you not care? I know I’ve always been kind of scatter-brained, and do things differently than most people, but this means that I’ll. . . really never change.”
He planted a kiss on your cheek, shooting you a goofy smile. “I wouldn’t want you any other way! Don’t be stupid, I love you for you. All of you. All of your quirks. I told ya, you’re not gettin’ rid of me!” 
You smiled for the first time since your diagnosis. “God, I don’t know what I’d do without you.”
He shrugged. “Good thing you won’t have to find out. Now let’s go eat. I’m starving.”
You nodded, mind at ease.
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konahilt · 8 months
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YTTD Abridged Summary
So there's this story about this young lady named Sarah that's going into an adventure with her bestie named Jonh Cine and they met friends along the way.
They met this chocolate lady that became their tour guide
but professor wrestler decided to retire cuz he believes that he became delusional that his head went places. MsPaint didn't want to let him go but she eventually accepted
and then they met this prisoner that went to prison cuz he pushed someone for sum reason but the one he pushed is of high-standing so he was put to jail and so Jonh Cine befriended the lonely man and also became Sarahs'
and then they played cards cuz chocolate lady is bored but then Jonh Cine is so nice he wants to donate sum blood in the hospital so he stayed behind
plus the pretty househusband (that she never knew that he knew of what she knew but she'll never know) decided to stay behind the nearby slaughterhouse cuz he wants to chop up meat so
Sarah went on her journey with the rest of her friends (and imaginary friend that for some reason has same name as her bestie)
also, chocolate lady left them in sum hotel and they met these one nurse and a jester that welcomed them in the lobby and a live snobby crab started being a snob
so then Sarah's rockstar and prisoner friends started playing rock-paper-scissors of who will pay for the hotel (yes, the prisoner has coins too) but they ended up getting yanked on the head and punched on the gut by the jester cuz he's annoyed of their squabbles and they were kicked out the hotel
and then jester got pinched after by the snobby crab
and then Sou started to get bored so he borrowed househusband's laptop (it appeared in front of him so why not) and played online games with his assistant-adopted-sibling and Sarah is terrified that they've been playing fortnight (she doesn't know how in one laptop) all three nights so she had Kg's help to get the laptop so they could play animal crossing cuz they're tired of playing with their imaginary friends and also to play with ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ
so then Sou refused cuz he a sneaky, beanie ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ
Sarah started missing Jonh Cine cuz he's been bullying her in her sleep and she wants to cry and pinch his face
speaking of pinch, they started playing cards again and the snobby crab appeared just to anger everyone by *pinching everyone on the gut* with reality
and then time came when they need to continue their journey but got reminded they still need to pay the hotel so they argue at each other and Kg reluctantly volunteered but then Sou's assistant-adapted-to-sibling felt bad so she volunteered but then Sou didn't want her to pay too so Sou volunteered
then they started to cry at each other
so then MsPaint threw herself into the lobby desk before pulling up her paint and brushes then painting everything in red and pink in a flash and then pulling up people's attention cuz she painted so fast as she pulls offf precise beautiful pieces of art and everyone's distracted that MsPaint stared at Sarah implying they leave
then Sou and his adopted-sibling-to-be decided to join a flower shop so they farewelled Sarah with a present of Jonh Cine in some screen playing appear-disappear-onehalf-onefourth before her group left (Sou still have the laptop btw cuz Sarah didn't notice)
But then they met Sou's ex-bestie, named whateverdafckuwanthisnamebe, also having a journey with his own friends: an emo, a clown, an emo2.0, a bread, a muscle, and a normal person
Technically, whateverdafckuwanthisnamebe is also one of the hotel staff too so he dragged Sarah and what's left of her friends: KiloGrams, ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ, and Ronald back into the hotel
they met the boss of the hotel and they were given a game where if they win, they can go back to their journey that is nonsensical cuz bloody what were their goals anyway but they agreed cuz they're broke af having no money and Kg found out he was robbed without knowing (by whateverdafckuwanthisnamebe btw) from the very beginning
whateverdafckuwanthisnamebe trolled them hard before he disappeared from existence when Ronald grilled some burgers and enticed the boss enough to make him the hotel's griller
and everyone was let go
obviously there's still something going on and Sarah saw through and decided, with the help of KiloGrams and ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ, commit arson and burned the hotel down
in the end, the three went home anyway cuz arson is tiring okay.
-the end-
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