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thegnomelord · 2 days

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Okay fuck after reading @killerkillerkillher 's fic with demon Soap and Price, and angel Ghost and Gaz, it got my own brain worms multiplying (as if I don't have enough going on lol) so here's the au draft that's been rotting for a while lol.

So here's an idea for an au:

Reader is part of a small group of friends that are Ghost hunters/DIY exorcists (read: They're all drop out college students and the ghost hunting youtube channel's putting food on the table). Reader doesn't believe in the supernatural but the friends keep reader around because you're the group's 'ghost deterrent' because spirits GTFO when reader's near and reader thinks the friends are just bullshitting you.

Anyway the group are moving to a bumfuck town in the middle of nowhere where an old haunted house the reader's grandmother left is. Then their pos car breaks down an hour away from town. 'Luckily' the town's mechanic, Johnny, was just driving by and helps you lot out. And ain't he a handsome devil (emphasis on devil) thinking he can con a couple of young and dumb humans out of their souls. Soap's all hooded eyes and husky voice as he lures you away like a lamb to a supply closet, oil darkened hands sliding under your shirt and lips sucking dark hickeys into your throat.

He pulls away when you tug on his mohawk, raising his head until his lips are just inches from your own and you don't even notice him mutter a verbal contract, nor do you understand you've agreed to one when his lips crash on yours like he's drowning.

And Johnny's grinning into the kiss like a loon as he tries to take the soul of the stupid but hot mortal he's just met only to find out he... he can't. No matter how consuming his kisses are or how aroused both of you get your soul sits stubbornly in your chest and doesn't even budge.

When your friend bangs on the door and yells for you to "stop shagging every guy you meet!" you're forced to give an awkward goodbye and scurry away. And Soap's left completely bewildered and confused as fuck wondering what just happened and thinks he needs to tell Price.

Meanwhile, while your car's being fixed up, your friends drag you to the town's only pub that's run by a Simon Riley. He's an intimidating man without trying to be, but he doesn't immediately chase you out like some bar owners. He's quiet, listening to your friends chatter while cleaning a glass rough scarred hands, but the way he looks at you is... odd. Like you're an interesting bauble he's found on his gran's shelf.

He's there to catch you when you trip on a raised floorboard you swear wasn't there before. "Thanks, I owe you one." You say with a small awkward laugh, though for some reason it feels like him catching you had been an excuse to touch you.

"That so?" His thumb traces the dark hickeys across your throat, surprisingly soft, and you can feel your cheeks getting hot. "You let Johnny have fun with you?" His chuckle is rich like aged wine, fingers gently pressing down on a hickey; it feels possessive. "You'd let any old thing like me take from you, yeah?" There's something in his words that has a shiver running down your spine, though from apprehension or arousal you're not sure.

"Ye- eh, yeah." You don't know which question you're agreeing with, and you understand the weight of your words, quickly walking away from him before your friends can embarrass you by wolf whistling at you and him. And you completely forget to ask on how he knows it was the mechanic who gave you the hickeys.

With still some time to burn before sun sets you decide to visit the radio station in town, mainly because your friend swears on his life that those are always haunted or have some decrepit old host that knows all the gossip in town. And when you meet the man you had heard softly yet confidently talking on the radio? He's handsome, pretty brown eyes as enticing as his voice, and you're starting to sense a theme with you meeting all these very nice looking men.

But Kyle, or Gaz as he asks you to call him, is a wealth of knowledge to the point you're not sure where the gossip stops and some crumb of truth begins. He talks all the way into the night with you and your gang of amateur ghost hunters, and you see why he is the radio host because his voice is like the song of angels, silk soft on your ears and you feel like you could fall into the best sleep of your life from listening to him.

And all he wants from you in return for his knowledge? "Nothing much mate, just a small favor, I'm sure you'll manage." Kyle leans in and pecks your lips like he's sealing a promise, or a bargain, but that's just you being stupid after getting kissed by the second hot guy today, surely. Gaz already knows he can't just nab your soul, he has ears in every wall in this town, but at least he can put his own claim on you.

Day, for the most part, well spent you and your friends go to the house for a good night's rest. It isn't any good as you're woken up numerous times and by morning you have several broken vases and an exploded lightbulb — everything you explain away as the house being old as fuck, but your friends claim it to be the work of spirits — your friends drag you to the church on the hill at the asscrack of dawn.

And that's how you meet Father Johnathan Price. (Insert devil in church joke here)

He listens to your friends explain the situation, calm and collected, but you swear his eyes stay on you the entire time. "That's quite a predicament." Price hums, offering to bless you and your friends in hopes of protecting you from evil spirits.

You're the last to go, nearly jumping out of your skin when he grips your chin. "Relax my boy." Those words frazzle your brain enough for him to easily pull on your jaw until your mouth opens, his thumb almost playing with your bottom lip. The look in his eyes is dark, the air between you far heavier than it should be between you and a bloody priest. But Price doesn't see anything wrong with this, pressing a thumb down on your tongue and then putting a wafer on your tongue. "There you go, you are now blessed in the name of a lord. Now consume it, my boy."

You obey automatically. You're not quite sure if a communion wafer is supposed to taste so... weird, it has a coppery and peppery taste to it. Almost like spicy blood or something but that's just you being stupid again, especially as you can feel heat burning between your legs.

Sufficiently embarrassed about getting hard at a priest you give an awkward goodbye and leave, trying to fix your pants before your friends see your... problem.

Johnny appears by Price's side in a small flicker of flames and brimstone when you leave, confident smirk on his face. "Ooh, couldn't resist claiming a piece of him fer yourself?" He smirks, nudging Price on his side.

"I suppose he is more interesting than the usual rabble." Price hums, already imagining of how handsome you'd look laying naked on the altar, and how to get you to that point.

Congrats! Now you've got 4 hot dudes trying to take your soul :D

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cocoaconicoco · 1 day

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Princess Kenny and king elf Kyle ♡

She is trying to give him a kiss on the forehead hehe. I really like the two of them together but in a platonic way.

#south park #king elf kyle #kyle broflovski #ao3 fanfic #stick of truth #princess kenny #sp k2 #south park k2 #kenny #kyle #k2 #sp fanart #sp fanfiction #sp art #south park art #south park fanart

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lightlavenders · 21 hours

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i'd love to hear your answers + reasoning in the replies/tags too :)

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bluecatarts · 2 days

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Dear readers! The author has problems with ideas, therefore… VOILA! I'm opening the ask! I think it will be easier to reveal the characters through answering questions. So… I hope someone will be interested in this!

#undertale #sketch #art #au #undertale fanart #sans #sans au #black sans #undertale au #armageddontale #undervoltage #utmv #volt sans #dark sans #darktale #kyle #ask #ask blog

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artez-000-zetra · 1 day

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Gazy Wazy

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dailykylebroflovski · 1 day

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#kyle broflovski #south park kyle #kyle #south park #angry Kyle

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ray4youknow · 3 days

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who wants some strawberry’s? :D🍓🍓🍓🍓

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stuckinfourthgrade · 1 year

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This past week we premiered Season 26, Episode 1, Cupid Ye! Here are some dancing poses based on The Pretty Girl Walk tiktok trend done by Keo, George, Greg, and Angie. Here is the ultra cute(and ultra creepy) cutie face filter on Kyle and Tolkien done by Shaina.

#south park #southpark season 26 #kyle #tiktok #prettygirlwalk #tolkien

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chlorineated · 3 months

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I accidentaly duplicated my last post lol

#sp #south park #kyle #kyle broflovski #sp kyle #sp style

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stancsh · 5 months

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it’s his day

#south park #kyle

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thevestigeofvanillaan · 10 months

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OKAYYY whenever you write kyle and he’s like covering readers mouth and trying to keep her quiet so his parents don’t hear oh my god? it makes me feel things??? fuckin on the floor so there’s less noise EEEE (not sure what that says about me…) but can we get a kyle oneshot/hcs/ANYTHING based on that🫶 i love your work sm

aw thank youu :)❤

Kyle Broflovski "Be Quiet" Headcanons.

"nah the bed springs will wake the kids up" before you even know what's happening. then you find yourself on the floor in front of the mirror as your husband just ruthlessly fucks into you from behind.

he's so dirty. going to your childhood home to say hello to your parents and he drags you up to your old bedroom to "bring back old memories from when we fucked for the first time"

even when you guys were younger. when he was on the basketball team senior year and after the games he'd sneak you into the boys locker room so he could get a piece of that ass that looks oh so good in that cheerleading skirt.

"mama" he'd text you while at dinner with your friends. "what?" "meet me in the bathroom in 2" and two minutes later he's fucking you on the sink with his hand over your mouth so nobody can hear. which the texting thing was almost useless when you went back to the table looking wreck and stan says "soo.." with a smirk.

#vanillaan #kyle #kyle south park #south park #smut #kyle broflovski headcanons #south park kyle #kyle broflovski #south park smut #kyle broflovski x reader #south park x reader #request

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hibiscuit-rose · 23 days

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season 3 screencaps redraws! distorted catra is kinda..

#flighty arty #she ra #spop #queen angella #castaspella #huntara #scorpia #catra #glimmer #shadow weaver #rogelio #lonnie #kyle #adora #spop season 3

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taikk0 · 1 year

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some drawings make me realize that i have the power to make whatever i want real

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bluecatarts · 16 hours

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hello all your ocs look so cool i would love to hug them alll ^^

Good day! Thank you very much for these words!

Reaction to hugs: Voltage:*a little embarrassed, but calmly hugs back* Dark:Oh, do you want a hug? Well okay…*gently hugs you* Black:*turns away from the hug and holds out her hand to shake*Sorry. I don't like hugging strangers. Kyle:*puts a barrier of bones in front of you so that you cannot approach him*... Bonus:

!Please send your questions to this blog!

#undertale #sketch #art #au #undertale fanart #sans #sans au #black sans #undertale au #armageddontale #kyle #darktale #dark sans #volt sans #ask #utmv #undervoltage

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ripleycano · 9 days

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This is what Joey sounded like in TIOL

#joey drew #batim #bendy and the ink machine #the illusion of living #tiol #henry stein #sammy lawrence #kyle #adam sinclair #art #digital art #fanart #hey there art department

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dailykylebroflovski · 2 days

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#kyle broflovski #south park kyle #kyle #south park

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