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iguessthisisanewobsession · 2 years

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Tim and Danny are in the same film class and are paired up for their final which is to create a thirty to an hour long film that would be watched and voted on by the entire class.

The project has a bunch of criteria for actual filming and editing but as far as the teacher cared they could go nuts in the story itself as long as they recorded their process.

Tim is actually looking forward to work on this project! Danny is nice and equally invested. They have plotted a well thought out story and are starting to plan out scenes and camera angles.

With the manor property as the main film site and with Danny’s old friends back home helping with props and editing it looked like they were going to win the stupid crowns at the end of the year!

If only Tim’s family could stop having terrible timing that is.

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yubsie · 8 months

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Word, relax, it's a kriffing My Fair Lady joke.

#fanfic writing #grammar checker #needs to chill #let chopper say fuck #it actually seldom objects to him saying fuck

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nervou5wr3ck · 2 years

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Adrien: I heard, that Chat Noir has a six pack.

Julian: ?

Adrien: That Chat Noir, is shredded.

---A Couple Moments Later---

Chat Noir, blushing furiously: M-My Deer, wh-what are you doing!?

Faon Vert, poking at Chat's abs: Not really six... Maybe four...?

#miraculous ladybug #incorrect miraculous quotes #miraculous ladybug oc #adrien agreste #is his own wingman #julian le beau #is confused but curious #faon vert #Needs to chill #chat noir #is the one that's confused now #But he wont stop Faon

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workof-tortured-poetsdepartment · 1 year

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#gracie abrams #needs to chill #this is callout

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lorereadsclassics7 · 2 years

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Vivaldi: Hi! Your niece is real pretty; would you mind if I stalked you both and imposed my presence upon you despite all signs to stop?

Signora Bianchi, trying to get away from him: Yes

Vivaldi: Cool! Imma do it anyways :D

#gothic literature #the italian #ann radcliffe #sir?????#I'm only a few pages in and this dude #needs to chill #like #sir that's stalking #cease and desist #also #Ellena?#my girl #why do you like that???#that's?#such?#a?#red?#flag????

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whatever-local-cryptid · 7 months

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Cheryl the Best

-Strap in, I dunno what I’m doin’-

🫷Les’ Go🫸

Okay so, I have a theme of making found family. No self projection, serious, but it crops up. Like- A LOT.

So Cheryl is this foster mom, yeah, and she takes in mostly pre-teens to teens. (She tried it with baby’s and all it gave her was hearing loss in one ear.) So yeah, she fosters teenagers… here’s the kicker.

She started fostering teens that weren’t human. (Yaaah, my old habit-) So she fosters werewolves, chimeras, the odd vampire, and one jorōgumo. Notice the ONE, he never fucking left-

Let’s make up some shit and say it’s a government program for mythos based creatures. Or at least children with the blood of said creatures, trying to live seamlessly in civilization; mf cities: AKA Human Central. Yah, Good? Good.

So anywho, Cheryl takes this weird shit in stride, she wasn’t perfect in the beginning. (No one is) Luckily the extra government funding helps. Most of the new creatures under her roof are carnivores. Gotta eat that meat-

So to name off a few traits I’ve thought of:

I like to think she sounds a little like Bernadette Rostenkowski from the Big Bang Theory. (No I haven’t watched it, I’ve only seen a few clips on the telly) Another is that she has a little southern drall, “Awe my Gawd, yoou’re so handsome Sweetie!” (I have no idea if anyone will read that the way I did with out having their brain do a backflip.) And she wears dresses, she’s like a 1970s housewife who wears a white apron because she’s testing the universe’s patience.

Also, she doesn’t really care what the kids are up to as long as they don’t skip school, or end up in prison. Which branches out to A LOT that they can’t do legally. Like drinking, driving without a license, manslaughter- you get it.

And the school bit, oh boy… She gets direct phone calls from the kid’s teachers. She’s friends with them… imagine that.

Your pseudo-Mom being good chums with your Algebra teacher.

I think I would perish.

So she knows if they skip classes, so she tries to talk to them. If that doesn’t work well… she gets Sebastian and he talks to them. (He doesn’t beat the shit out of them I swear)

Remember that jorōgumo I offhandedly mentioned earlier, yeah it’s him. Sebastian is a more humanoid jorōgumo so he doesn’t turn into a complete spider creature. But he has the main bits: pincers, fangs, claws, extra eyes, and silk spinnerets. He lucked out with the lack of extra limbs, hard to hide that shit.

Sebastian is the clean up squad, he will help yourself mop up your mess. With force. But he doesn’t tell the details to Cheryl, she doesn’t need to know that Patricia hit a bum on the side of the road with her friend’s ex-boyfriend’s car and killed him. Not the guy, the bum.

No, no, there is no car.

Sebastian rubbed that shit down with gasoline, to void fingerprints, and then lit that shit up like a cherry bomb. And boy does a car go BOOM.

It’s an unsaid rule that you don’t tell Cheryl all the details. Just enough to satisfy her curiosity and let her make you cookies for dinner, because you just got done beating the shit out of your friend’s friend’s abusive ex.

Yeah, you just tell her you’re crying because your boyfriend broke up with you. Not being so overcome with wrath that you started sobbing on the way home.

Yeah, I’ll take those cookies Ma.

Definitely more I need to cover but that is all I have rn.

Now I have to figure out why that Sebastian stayed in Cheryl’s attic… fuckin spider.

#ramblings #oc ideas #at 2 am #why #tw mention of violence #tw mention of death #tw mention of abuse #just in case #writting stuff #my brain.#needs to chill #I have no idea how the foster system works #that ain’t stopping me #let’s go baby #yeeeaaaaah #good night #🤫

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dozydawn · 1 year

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Fenton Vaseline Glass Snail, Vintage Yellow Opalescent Uranium Glass

#uranium glass #vaseline glass #snail #the dime for scale is much appreciated dear seller #paperweight #i guess?#uranium glass menagerie let’s go #gastropods #molluscs #mollusks #fenton #i knew this would do numbers yall are too easy #1k #as long as you’re here. remember when the lich fucked up the sweet waving snail from adventure time?#also so many of you think uranium glass is way more dangerous than it is. chill #it doesn’t need the hype it’s already sick af

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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FNAF movie Mike is besties with Shadow Freddy

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #michael afton #fnaf max #shadow freddy #fnaf #fnaf movie #sister location #fnaf 2 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #MAX MENTIONED 💜💜💜#Michael literally never knew who shadow Freddy was #meanwhile Mike like knows his SF by name they are homies #no need to fear shadow Freddy they chill like that

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kennythetrampvamp · 9 months

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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The musical episode.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #Remember jin guangyao: If you do any treachery you will face the wrath of five horses.#When are the horses going to come into play? You'll see.#s2.ep8 had beautiful music... I listened to it on loop while drawing!#Good music to chill out to before you fly into a rage.#This episode really cements how JGY's mind works - It is a matter of long-term outcomes at the sake of nearly everything else.#Morals do not matter to him if the outcome is more favourable.#and at the center of it all - he has learned that the only person he can truly trust is himself.#In turn - the only person his actions benefit are himself.#He will do anything and everything it takes to reach a position of power - not just for the power. But because it means safety.#Because it was something he was denied and the idea of not having control in his life again is unforgivable.#'Happiness' isn't a goal. We are looking at someone still stuck at the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.#Everything and everyone is a piece in a game. Bonds and friendships are assets. People are dispensable.#He wants to climb for the sake of climbing. He wants praise and recognition because he feels it is deserved. It's all so hollow.#We could go deeper into his psyche on this.#But these are also tags under a comic in which 'evil penis music' is the punchline.

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werevcookie · 4 months

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discovered a new type of red flag: people that want the adaptation to be identical to the source work. like, if it's an adaptation there's a reason. if you want the exact same things, go read the book.

#like be serious #yeah im talking ab some opinions ive read about pjo #yall need to chill #pjo tv show #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #cookie rambles

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ghostbsuter · 5 months

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"I can see dead people." He mentions with a shrug, using the chopsticks to fish more noodles into his mouth.

Dick stares at him. "Huh."

"Is that why you help?" He asks, getting more spring rolls.

"Yeah. Once someone becomes a ghost, word gets out quick, and they come to me. Always tatling about unfairness and justice." The kid waves the words around, rolling his eyes.

Dick just pretens to he uninterested, despite his mind racing at the new info. He is piecing past moments together, every shadow leaping away, every note with tips, leads and—

Huh.

"Do you... like it? Doing all that?" Richard approaches thus carefully, brows furrowed at the kid opposite of him.

Danny moves his head, giving a 'so-so' answer. "It's not much to like, I can see ghosts, and they know it and use it. If it brings them to peace or whatever– well, that's just a plus."

Dick stares. He places his chopsticks down and looks at Danny worried.

In turn, the kid sighs. "Sometimes gifts become curses the longer you have it."

And Dick understands.

Mind made up, he throws a pair of keys at the kid, watching fondly as the other catches them with confusion.

"Next time use these, instead of entering through the window."

Danny mock-salutes with a shit eating grin. "Yes, Officer grayson."