Renjun: Jaemin just slapped Haechan in the face and it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
Jeno: Why did you slap Haechan?
Jaemin: He said Lucy and Luna's dresses were ugly.
Haechan: I just said blue would look better and pink is cliche.
Jaemin: Don't make me slap you again.
Renjun: Do it! Do it!
Jeno: Renjun stop.
Renjun: Jaemin Haechan said Luke didn't look like a gentleman in his tuxedo.
Haechan: He looked like a waiter.
Jaemin: I'll show you waiter.
Jeno: Was this worth it.
*Jaemin slaps Haechan.*
Renjun: Yes.
86 notes
·
View notes
Taeyong: so what is something you are better than Doyoung at?
Jisung: Mario Cart
Jaemin: yeah mainly video games
Haechan: being able to give compliments
53 notes
·
View notes
context:
you are siblings and are joining the same party!
no chenle and jisung!
39 notes
·
View notes
Renjun: What are you two doing? It's 2am?
Jaemin: Reading fanfiction about ourselves.
Haechan: Wanna join?
Renjun: No, why would I want to do that? You know what I hate about fanfiction.
Haechan: Here he goes again.
Renjun: No, every time I see something it's always some shit I would never say. Like if you're just gonna make up shit don't use me as a character. You don't fucking know me. Like what is this? Renjun confesses his feelings for Haechan? Like what the fuck even is that? Don't put me in some bullshit situations. I just barely tolerate you and you terrify me.
Jaemin: What's so terrifying about me? *Bats his lashes*
Renjun: That.
Haechan: It's just silly we know it's not real.
Renjun: No, no they're putting words in my mouth. Quoting me!? If they were to actually write me like I am, then fine. But I would never say "I've always loved you" while looking into your big brown eyes? I'm actually going to throw up. Why can't I be a gardener or painter? I don't want to be in love with anyone especially not you guys. You're like my brothers that's sick. I'm going to go look at the moon.
Jaemin: He's going to be fine.
Haechan: He just punched the wall.
Jaemin: He's fine.
59 notes
·
View notes
Renjun: I'm going to play a new drinking game. Every time I feel depressed, I take a sip.
Chenle: That game exists. It's called "alcoholism".
76 notes
·
View notes